Author has written 68 stories for Army Wives, Three Rivers, Moonlight, Parenthood, Nikita, Vampire Diaries, Emily Owens M.D., Lie to Me, and When Calls the Heart.
Country: United States
Star Sign: Capricorn
Chinese Zodiac: Dog
Native American Zodiac: Goose
Favorite Football Team: Pittsburgh Steelers
Favorite Baseball Team: Baltimore Orioles
Favorite Hockey Team: Pittsburgh Penguins
The Last Song
A Walk to Remember
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
The Game Plan
High School Musical Movies
The Lion King
The Polar Express
The Year Without a Santa Claus
Frosty the Snowman, Frosty's Winter Wonderland, and Frosty Returns
The Hunger Games
Mockingjay Part 1
Marley and Me
Cheaper by the Dozen 1 and 2
Daddy Day Care
Home Alone Movies
Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story
That was Then, This is Now
The Lucky One
The Back Up Plan
To Save a Life
A Boyfriend for Christmas
The Christmas Ornament
A Cookie Cutter Christmas
Call Me Mrs. Miracle
Northpole: Open for Christmas
Dashing Through the Snow
Ice Sculpture Christmas
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
I'm Not Ready for Christmas
A Christmas Melody
The Christmas Card
The Flight Before Christmas
I Married Who?
Chance at Romance
So You Said Yes
Hello, It's Me
Portrait of Love
Love Under the Stars
A Country Wedding
Unleashing Mr. Darcy
Finding a Family
The Ultimate Gift
The Good Witch Movies
Mystery Woman Movies
Gourmet Detective Movies
Garage Sale Mystery Movies
Murder She Baked Movies
Flower Shop Mystery Movies
Love Comes Softly Movies
Letters to Juliet
Gnomeo and Juliet
The Fault in Our Stars
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1 and 2
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Magic Mike XXL
Akeelah and the Bee
If I Stay
The Great Gatsby
Blue Collar Comedy Tour Movies
Jeff Foxworthy Movies
Bill Engvall Movies
Larry the Cable Guy Movies
Jeff Dunham Movies
My Sister's Keeper
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Favorite T.V. Shows:
The Big Bang Theory
Rules of Engagement
The Vampire Diaries
Extreme Makeover:Home Edition
Extreme Makeover:Home Edition How'd They Do That?
Emergency Vets and E-Vet Interns
The Vet Life
Monsters Inside Me
Man vs. Food
Bert the Conqueror
Xtreme Thrill Rides
Xtreme Water Parks
Passport to Europe
Ace of Cakes
The Best Thing I Ever Ate
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
Food Network Challenge
Trading Spaces, Trading Spaces: Boys vs. Girls, and Trading Spaces: Family
What Not to Wear
While You Were Out
Dancing with the Stars
Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader
The Addams Family
Modern Family (Sometimes. Not on a regular basis.)
How I Met Your Mother (Which by the way, OFFICIALLY HAS THE WORST SERIES FINALE!!! EVER!!!!)
Boy Meets World
Girl Meets World
Two of a Kind
Out of the Box
Gullah Gullah Island (Yes, I still love this show. Same with Arthur and Out of the Box.)
The Bernstein Bears
Rugrats and Rugrats:All Grown Up
Good Luck Charlie
Wizards of Waverly Place
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and The Suite Life on Deck
Emily Owens M.D.
Off the Map
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Jeff Dunham Show
The Bill Engvall Show
Lie to Me
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Original one in Las Vegas. I don't watch it regularly but I have enjoyed what I've seen of it.)
Once Upon a Time
When Calls the Heart
Signed, Sealed, Delivered
Ties that Bind
Little House on the Prairie
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
Sullivan and Son
Red Band Society
The L Word
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
TV Shows I Want to Watch:
Friday Night Lights
Beauty and the Beast (Both versions)
The Wonder Years
Saved by the Bell
Malcolm in the Middle
Last Tango in Halifax
Melissa & Joey
Drop Dead Diva
Witches of East End
Call the Midwife
This is Us
The Good Place
The Hunger Games Trilogy
The Last Song
A Walk to Remember
Army Wives: The Unwritten Code of Military Marriage
Marley and Me
That was Then, This is Now
Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story
To Kill a Mockingbird
A Prayer for Owen Meany
Child of My Heart
The Virgin Suicides
House of Night Series
The Fault in Our Stars
An Abundance of Katherines
If I Stay
Pairings I Support (Including Slash/Fem Slash and My Own Couple Creations)
Three Rivers- Rena/Andy, David/Miranda, Sophia/Harold, Kuol/Andy
Army Wives - Trevor/Roxy, Frank/Denise, Michael/Claudia Joy, Chase/Pamela, Joan/Roland, Jeremy/Tonya, Charlie/Nicole, Maggie/Eddie, Chris/Kat, Zach/Emmalin, Jordan/Patrick, Denise/Claudia Joy, Roxy/Pamela, Michael/Frank, Trevor/Chase, Tonya/Emmalin, Joan/Nicole, Gloria/Holly, Tim/Hector, Patrick/Eddie
The Big Bang Theory- Leonard/Penny, Sheldon/Amy, Howard/Bernadette, Raj/Emily, Leonard/Leslie, Leonard/Stephanie, Penny/Amy, Raj/Stuart
Rules of Engagement- Jeff/Audrey, Jen/Adam, Jen/Audrey
How I Met Your Mother- Robin/Barney, Marshall/Lily, Tracy/Ted, Robin/Lily, Ted/Barney, Ted/Marshall, Barney/Marshall
Friends- Ross/Rachel, Monica/Chandler, Mike/Phoebe, Monica/Richard, Carol/Susan, Ross/Chandler, Chandler/Joey, Rachel/Monica
The Middle- Cassidy/Axl, Devin/Axl, Sue/Darrin, Brick/Cindy
Moonlight- Mick/Beth, Josef/Sarah, Mick/Josef
The Vampire Diaries- Damon/Elena, Jenna/Alaric, Jo/Alaric, Jeremy/Anna, Matt/Caroline, Stefan/Caroline, Matt/Rebekah, Damon/Alaric
The Originals- Hayley/Elijah, Hayley/Jackson, Josh/Aiden, Kol/Davina, Hayley/Rebekah
Nikita- Michael/Nikita, Sonya/Birkhoff, Nikita/Alex
Parenthood- Mark/Sarah, Sarah/Carl, Ryan/Amber, Jasmine/Crosby, Kristina/Adam
Full House- Becky/Jesse, Vicky/Danny, Joey/Wendy, Steve/D.J., Harry/Stephanie, Michelle/Teddy, Duane/Kimmy
Fuller House- Becky/Jesse, Steve/D.J., Matt/Stephanie, Fernando/Kimmy
Boy Meets World- Cory/Topanga, Cory/Shawn
Girl Meets World- Riley/Lucas, Josh/Maya, Farkle/Smackle, Cory/Topanga, Shawn/Katie
Sullivan and Son- Steve/Melanie
Lizzie McGuire- Gordo/Lizzie, Jo/Sam, Lizzie/Miranda
Hannah Montana- Jake/Miley, Oliver/Lilly, Miley/Lily
Good Luck Charlie- Bob/Amy, Skyler/P.J., Beau/Teddy
Wizards of Waverly Place- Teresa/Jerry, Justin/Juliet, Mason/Alex, Zeke/Harper, Alex/Harper, Justin/Zeke
The Suite Life on Deck- Cody/Bailey
Buffy The Vampire Slayer- Spike/Buffy, Willow/Tara, Xander/Anya, Giles/Jenny
Emily Owens M.D.- Emily/Micah, Tyra/Molly, Evan/Gina
Red Band Society- Leo/Emma, Jordi/Emma, Hunter/Kara
Cedar Cove- Jack/Olivia, Seth/Justine, Grace/Cliff, Bob/Peggy, John/Mary Ellen, Shelley/Eric, Roy/Corrie, Paul/Alex, Grace/Olivia
When Calls the Heart- Jack/Elizabeth, Frank/Abigail, Dewitt/Mary, Lee/Rosemary, Tom/Julie, Bill/Dottie
Signed, Sealed, Delivered- Norman/Rita
Good Witch- Jake/Cassie (Yes, they're still my Good Witch ship and they always will be), George/Gwen, Sam/Cassie (Well I don't really dislike them and I can support them together but Jake and Cassie will always be number one), Sam/Stephanie, Brandon/Tara
Ties that Bind- Matt/Allison
Little House on the Prairie- Charles/Caroline, Adam/Mary, Almanzo/Laura
Veronica Mars- Logan/Veronica
Lie to Me- Cal/Gillian, Loker/Torres (somewhat), Gillian/Ria
Once Upon a Time- Captain Hook/Emma, Robin Hood/Regina, Prince Charming/Snow White (David/Mary Margaret), Philip/Aurora, Grumpy/Nova (Leroy/Astrid), Eric/Ariel, Kristoff/Anna, Thomas/Ella (Sean/Ashley), Dorothy/Ruby, Emma/Regina
The Muppets- Kermit/Miss Piggy
The L Word- Bette/Tina, Dana/Lara, Shane/Alice (I know they were never a couple but I just feel they'd make a great couple.)
Gilmore Girls- Luke/Lorelai
The Fosters- Stef/Lena, Connor/Jude
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch- Sabrina/Harvey, Drell/Hilda
Downton Abbey- Robert/Cora, Matthew/Mary, Tom/Sybil, Anna/Mr. Bates, Mr. Carson/Mrs. Hughes
The Hunger Games Trilogy- Gale/Katniss, Finnick/Annie
House of Night Series- Zoey/Heath, Zoey/Stark, Jack/Damien, Dragon/Anastasia, Shaunee/Erin
Divergent Trilogy- Tobias/Tris, Will/Christina
High School Musical- Troy/Gabriella, Chad/Taylor, Zeke/Sharpay
The Fault in Our Stars- Gus/Hazel
A Walk to Remember- Landon/Jamie
The Last Song- Will/Ronnie
The Rescue- Taylor/Denise
Pairings I Don't Support
Three Rivers- Lisa/Andy
Army Wives- Jackie/Kevin (Sorry Team Clarke), Gloria/Hector, Blake/Tonya, Jeremy/Amanda (Sorry Jermanda Shippers), Quinn/Emmalin, Logan/Emmalin, Jeremy/Emmalin, Quincy/Latasha, Tim/Holly, Gloria/Patrick, Jackie/Gloria, Maggie/Jackie, Joan/Charlie, Michael/Kat (NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I HAVE EVER PUT LIEUTENANT GENERAL MICHAEL HOLDEN WITH ANYONE ELSE BESIDES CLAUDIA JOY!!!!!)
The Big Bang Theory- Leonard/Priya, Penny/Any Guy Who's Not Leonard, Raj/Lucy, Raj/Claire, Sheldon/Penny
How I Met Your Mother- Ted/Robin (HATE HOW THEY ENDED UP TOGETHER!!!! LIKE REALLY!!!!!), Barney/Any Girl Who's Not Robin, Robin/Any Guy Who's Not Barney
Full House- Danny/Cindy, Jesse/Any Girl Who's Not Becky, D.J./Nelson, D.J./Viper
Fuller House- D.J./Matt, Danny/Terry
Girl Meets World- Riley/Farkle, Maya/Lucas
Friends- Chandler/Janice, Joey/Rachel, Ross/Any Girl Who's Not Rachel, Rachel/Any Guy Who's Not Ross
The Middle- Sue/Matt
Moonlight- Mick/Coraline, Josh/Beth
The Vampire Diaries- Stefan/Elena (Sorry Stelena Fans), Tyler/Caroline, Klaus/Caroline (Sorry Klaus Lovers), Jeremy/Bonnie, Damon/Bonnie, Meredith/Alaric
The Originals- Marcel/Rebekah, Klaus/Hayley, Klaus/Genevieve, Marcel/Davina, Marcel/Camille, Klaus/Camille, Elijah/Gia
Buffy the Vampire Slayer- Angel/Buffy, Willow/Oz, Willow/Kennedy
Nikita- Ari/Amanda, Sean/Alex
Parenthood- Hank/Sarah (Not Happy About Them Together Either), Drew/Amy, Drew/Natalie, Joel/Julia (LOVE Joel, Julia's a word that rhymes with witch!)
Emily Owens M.D.- Will/Cassandra, Will/Emily, Gina/AJ, Micah/Kelly
Red Band Society- Adam/Erin, Brittany/Adam
Cedar Cove- Stan/Olivia, Paul/Olivia, Warren/Justine, Luke/Justine, Grace/Will, Cliff/Alex, Rebecca/Eric, Warren/Rebecca, Jack/Jeri, Cecelia/Ian, Warren/Kelly
When Calls the Heart- Billy/Elizabeth, Jack/Rosemary, Charles/Elizabeth, Jack/Faith, Gowen/Nora, Bill/Nora
Signed, Sealed, Delivered- Shane/Oliver (Just no!I think I could ship this more if it looked like Eric Mabius and Kristin Booth were willing to be in the same room together.)
Good Witch- Tom/Martha, Cassie/Ryan, Sam/Linda
Veronica Mars- Duncan/Veronica
Lie to Me- Alec/Gillian, Burns/Gillian, Zoe/Cal, Clara/Cal, Sharon/Cal
CSI- Grissom/Lady Heather
Once Upon a Time- Rumpelstiltskin/Belle (Mr. Gold/Lacy) , Graham/Emma, Neal/Emma, David/Kathryn, Hades/Zelena
The Muppets- Kermit/Denise
The L Word- Bette/Any Girl Who's Not Tina, Tina/Any Girl Who's Not Bette, Jenny/Marina, Jenny/Shane
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch- Sabrina/Aaron
Downton Abbey- Matthew/Lavinia, Mary/Sir Richard Carisile
Hannah Montana- Jesse/Miley
Good Luck Charlie- Spencer/Teddy (Sorry, I never have been a shipper of this couple.)
The Hunger Games Trilogy- Peeta/Katniss, Haymitch/Effie (Sorry I just don't get this pairing.)
House of Night Series- Zoey/Loren, Zoey/Erik, Loren/Neferet, Neferet/Kalona
Favorite Celebrity/Real Life Couples
Dax Shepard/Kristen Bell
David Beckham/Victoria Beckham
Ajay Sahgal/Kelli Williams
Keith Christian/Kellie Martin
Sterling Brown/Ryan Bathe
David Rogers/Sally Pressman
Freddie Prinze Jr./Sarah Michelle Geller
Alexis Denisof/Alyson Hannigan
Josh Dallas/Ginnifer Goodwin
Ian Somerhalder/Nina Dobrev (Yes, I know they broke up but they were adorable)
Zac Efron/Vanessa Hudgens (Same as above)
Jonhhy Galecki/Kaley Cucoco (Same as above)
Prince William/Kate Middleton
Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan Tatum
New Kids on the Block
Jesse McCartney (Before he became Tim Truman)
Ace of Base
Michael W. Smith
Trans Siberian Orchestra
Larry the Cable Guy
Favorite Actors/ Actresses:
I absolutely LOVE anything with Alex O'Loughlin or Catherine Bell in it. Wouldn't it be great if they did a movie or TV show together?
Patrick Swayze -R.I.P.
Johnny Depp (Who Doesn't?)
Sterling K. Brown
Robert John Burke
Rhys Matthew Bond
Clarence Williams III
Ryan Michelle Bathe
Anna Sophia Robb
My Fandoms (Some of the Names I've Created Myself. Don't Judge Me)
Tribute (The Hunger Games)
Fledgling (House of Night)
Three Rivers Staff Member (Three Rivers)
Tribe Member (Army Wives)
Nerd (The Big Bang Theory)
Vampire (The Vampire Diaries)
Original (The Originals)
Denver Memorial Staff Member (Emily Owens MD)
Buffista (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Marshmellow (Veronica Mars)
Oncer (Once Upon a Time)
White Knight (Emma Swan)
Evil Regal (Evil Queen/Regina Mills)
Little Red (Red Riding Hood/Ruby)
The Fairest (Snow White/Mary MArgaret Blanchard)
Charmer (Prince Charming/David Nolan)
Hooker (Captain Hook/Killian Jones)
Snowing (Prince Charming/Snow White Ship)
COVEr (Cedar Cove)
Heartie (When Calls the Heart)
POSTable (Signed, Sealed, Delivered)
Goodie (Good Witch)
Chessie (Chesapeake Shores)
Hallmarkie (Hallmark Channel)
LieHard (Lie to Me)
Red Bander (Red Band Society)
Downtonian (Downton Abbey)
Hooligan (Tim Roth)
CB Army (Catherine Bell)
Team Kelli (Kelli Williams)
Faniston (Jennifer Aniston)
Streeper (Meryl Streep)
Swiftie (Taylor Swift)
Selanator (Selena Gomez)
Lovatic (Demi Lovato)
Care Bear (Carrie Underwood)
Little Monster (Lady GaGa)
Little Black Star (Avril Lavigne)
Kellebrite (Kelly Clarkson)
Smiler (Miley Cyrus)
Osminator (Emily Osment)
Deboralien (Debby Ryan)
Mendie (Bridgit Mendler)
Grobanite (Josh Groban)
Katycat (Katy Perry)
Jepsie (Carly Rae Jepsen)
Britney Army (Britney Spears)
Blockhead (New Kids on the Block)
Backstreet Army (Backstreet Boys)
Firebreather (Imagine Dragons)
Marooner (Maroon 5)
Dunham Maniac (Jeff Dunham)
Nerdfighter (John Green)
If you think Moonlight should be back on, copy and paste this in you profile.
If you think that Elena and Damon were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!
If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you suffer from O.D.S.D (Obsessive Damon Salvatore Disorder), copy and paste this onto your profile.
AVD is Addicted to Vampires Disorder, copy and paste this onto your profile if you have it.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends.
If you can't stand the Jonas Brothers and want to vomit when girls go goo-goo over them, copy and paste this into you profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have more than 5 copy and paste this in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Zac Efron is the hottest guy on the face of the planet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird and proud of it, put this on your profile.
If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile.
If there are times you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, put this on your profile.
If you have run into a tree, put this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.
.••) .•) .•.•) .•) Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.
I love Jesus, Jesus love love love love love love love loves me, if you believe Jesus loves you paste this in your profile.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be weak
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems
I’m RELATED to a SATANIST, so I MUST be one
I live in the WEST, so I MUST be cowboy
I’m CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be a surfer dude
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I’m a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippy
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd and a suck-up
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I’m BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I’m PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I’m IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be a gay/lesbian/emo with AIDS
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm ALWAYS SMILING and LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I’m a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a whore, slut and a lesbian
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a dork
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn’t try
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a teenie bopper, obsessed fan girl
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST hate all Germans
I’m a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature
I’m POLITE to teachers, so I MUST be a teacher’s pet
I’m a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL/NICKELODEON, so I MUST be immature and childish
I have my OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong and misguided
I have WICCAN beliefs, so I MUST be a SATINIST
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be gay
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be white
I CAN’T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I’m a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist
I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a LOSER
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST want to get into someone’s pants
I’m a WEIRDO, so I MUST be obsessed with everyone’s business
I’m ALWAYS SPACED OUT and HAPPY, so I MUST be high
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be a stupid pointless hobo
I COPIED and PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagarist.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
2010's vs. 2000's
Jesse McCartney is my Justin Bieber.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you truly love your dad/mom, post this to your profile.