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Joined 08-25-12, id: 4221062, Profile Updated: 12-19-13

Real Name: Brendan McLaren

Age: Don't Ask

Location: Not telling. Don't want the stuff I'm writing to get people after me, good or bad.

Yeah, to anyone who knows me in real life, the fact that I'm gonna start writing fan-fic's probably fills you with a mix of horror and bile.
... Probably mostly the second.

ANYWAYS, I AM gonna try to avoid falling into the standard fan-fic pitfalls: Mary Sues, Dead-Fic'ing, Plot Holes, And the like.

Just givin' you fair warning, the shite I write is gonna most likely be a plethora of self-inserts. I've read good ones, I've read bad ones. Hopefully, Sturgeon is on my side.
It's not likely, but... you know, it never hurts.

Primary Project: Journals Of A Meddler

Secondary Project: N/A

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Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,574 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/10/2010
Revolutionary Tactics by Project X reviews
March 23, 1775 is the day most Americans remember as Mister Patrick Henry's speech. "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!" However what most Americans don't know is that very day, in the shadows of Richmond's streets, there was a man watching over all. There was also a young woman running away from British soldiers after calling them numbskulls. Obviously she's a bit out of her time
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,207 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Connor K., Haytham K., Achilles D., OC
The Matrix Effect: Lair of the Shadow Broker by unity9 reviews
A year has passed since the death of John Shepard. While Shepard is being brought back to life, Neo is now a rouge agent living on Illium and working as an information broker with Liara T'Soni as his partner. They plot to take down the Shadow Broker for attempting to sell Shepard's body to the Collectors, but are they strong enough to take down such a powerful giant?
Crossover - Matrix & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Neo, Liara T'Soni
The Matrix Effect by unity9 reviews
Imagine what if the Human/Machine war ended with a truce and humans merged with the machines only to find a Mass Relay many years later. Read as humans explore this relay and find out where this rabbit hole will take them.
Crossover - Matrix & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 150,280 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Neo, Shepard (M) - Complete
Sheogorath's Super Special Awesome Space Adventure! by INTIMIDATOR13 reviews
What if the world of the Elder Scrolls series is beyond the Milky Way galaxy, but in the same universe as the Mass Effect series? Could Shepard's final choices on the Crucible be much less disappointing as a result? Could everyone's favorite mad god save the day from Bioware's plot derp? Coming Soon: Sheogorath visits more game universes, including Dragon Age!
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sheogorath
A Door Ajar by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
"Fine! You want to leave so bad! Go! And don't come back! Stay with your freak friends, 'cause you're no longer welcome in this house!" Little did Vernon Dursley know the impact these words would have upon Harry Potter and his friends. When the only semblance of a family the Boy-Who-Lived has kicks him to the curb, Harry has to find his own way. And boy, does he.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,838 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Thu'um of A Distant Utopia by Delusional Fishies reviews
Without any sense of self, she is tossed through the void and taken by Akatosh. Here in this creation, she will carve for herself an Empire.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,713 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Saber
Go West, My Great Aunt Fanny by deews reviews
After the forest temple, Link gives that disembodied voice what-for. Crack!Fic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Link - Complete