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Author has written 9 stories for Avengers, StarTrek: The Original Series, Hobbit, Sherlock, Lord of the Rings, and Firefly.

AS OF MAY 6, 2015, I AM STILL ON HIATUS FROM FANFICTION.NET GIVEN THAT I AM WORKING ON MY OWN NOVEL, BUT I WILL RETURN AS SOON AS IT IS FINISHED. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE, AND HIDDEN VALOR WILL BE UPDATED SOON. ISH.

I'm a seventeen year old who is obsessed with creative writing (have been since i was five, and have been killing characters since I was five) and my school counsellor told me that i should try posting my work up where people can see it: so that's what i've done. :) i enjoy writing star trek, avengers, Lord of the Rings, and sherlock fanfictions. In addition to loving writing, i'm a self taught pianist (and composer), an artist, and an obsessive reader. My absolute pet peeves with reading however are long, useless novels with useless characters, worthless plot lines, and creatures (cough vampires cough) that aren't really said creatures (aka Twilight). there is only one vampire in my books and that's Dracula. Okay, no wait I lied: Mitchell from Being Human (BBC) counts too. Just thought i'd clear that up for when i insult the series (Twilight) in my fanfics. My personality puzzles even computers who can't determine my personality type even after a 15 paged quiz, and I'm the girl who screams Klingon down the hallways of my school, and sings war songs in the same language. And I'm an atheist who listens to Christian Rock bands (skillet). Overall, I'm strange. AND PROUD OF IT! Because, honestly, who wants to be normal: it's so boring! and i think you have to be a special kind of crazy to be posting stories on here.

"If insanity is simply believing in an alternate reality, then we're all crazy."

"Life is one grand sweet song, so start the music."

"My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. That's a sentence I read once and I say it over to comfort myself in these times that try the soul."

“There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.” - Joss Whedon.

"No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." - JK Rowling.

"I TAKE YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE IT FOR MY OWN!" - Adam Savage

"I am NOT a merry man!" - Worf

"You can't appreciate Shakespeare until you've read him in the original Klingon." - General Chang

"Do you know the Russian epic of Cinderella?" - Chekov


1. Do you read or write fanfiction?

Seriously, what type of question is this? Of COURSE!

2. When did you first start reading/writing fanfiction?

Reading: three years ago. Writing: two years ago

3. What was your first fandom?

Star Trek (AU universe of my own timeline thingy...god it sucked. :P )

4. First ship?

Spock and Saavik.

5. What website do you use most?

Youtube.com/Fanfiction.net/Tumblr.com

6. What do you think of Fanfiction.net?

Why did I only find out about it three years ago?!

7. What fandoms have you written in?

Avengers, Sherlock, the Hobbit, Lord of the Rings.

8. Pairings?

MollyxSherlock, SpockxSaavik, NinexRose, TenxRose, MitchellxAnnie

9. Any fandoms you would like to write in?

Ranger's Apprentice, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and/or Being Human.

10. Do reviews affect how you write in any way?

They're a major boost in terms of whether or not people like what I'm writing. :)

11. What ratings do you read/write?

T. Always.

12. What warnings have you used on your fiction/read?

I should use "warning character death/WHEDON DISCIPLE!" but I like to surprise my readers.

13. Favorite fandom to write/read?

Avengers/Hobbit

14. Favorite pairing?

Mycroft and his umbrella. I'm sorry but that was just great. Just kidding though. Ianto Jones/Jack Harkness.

15.How long should a chapter be?

However long you like.

16. Do you write/read drabbles?

Occasionally I read them. Never write drabbles. Wait...that's a lie. Never mind, yes I do!

17. Any fandoms you avoid?

Twilight. I avoid it like the plague.

18. Pairings you avoid?

Johnlock. Spirk. Spones. Slash in general. Unless it's Jack/Ianto. Or "Alone on the Water." That was a piece of art.

19. Warnings you avoid?

SLASH (mind you, I love gays/lesbians/everyone. I just don't like Slash stories because I don't agree with most of the pairings UNLESS IT'S TORCHWOOD)

20. Do the number of reviews tell how good a story is?

No. Some readers are just lazy about writing reviews.

21. How many fanfictions have you written?

Nine so far.

22. What genres do you write?

Hurt/comfort, adventure, family (except it kinda deviates away from family REALLY fast...I like writing dark)

23. What story of yours has the most comments, and how many?

Childhood Innocence, I can't remember off the top of my head.

24. Most words?

Childhood Innocence again, though that one will probably get surpassed.

25. Which one do you like the best?

Agent or Assassin. I relate to my OC Stella Coulson A LOT so...

26. Which one do you like the least?

Forever and Always, Ha'su. I should really delete that one.

27. Do you write about your original characters or canon characters for fandoms?

Both in the same story.


this is How you KNOW you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

1. You can quote almost all of the dialogue and you do so regularly. If someone from Ranger's Apprentice hasn't said it, it's obviously not worth saying.

2. You can hear Wills' voice in your head.

3. You just KNOW Halt's also in your head, telling Wills' voice to shut up.

4. You've memorized "Greybeard Halt" and sing/hum it all the time.

5. You bought a bow and arrow set and cried because you can't hit anything.

6. You actually dream about Ranger's Apprentice.

7. You're reading this right now.

8. You have a cloak and sneak around in it, trying to scare people like you're a ranger.

9. Your life goal is to become a ranger.

10. You read Ranger's Apprentice and now you think being short is SO COOL!!

11. You write fanfiction for Ranger's Apprentice.

12. You think it would be awesome to be Wills' apprentice.

13. Now you're sad because you aren't.

14. But you imagine yourself as his apprentice.

15. Now you're grinning like a moron.

16. The front left side of your brain is constantly saying, "Rangers Rangers RANGERS! MUST! READ! RANGER'S! APPRENTICE!!"

17. You'd LURVE to meet John Flanagan.

18. You happen to know that there's a contest to do so.

19. You're now jumping up and down, fangirl shrieking about meeting Flanagan.

20. You're going to enter the contest.

21. You're sad because the contest isn't being run for poeple in your country and you can't move to Australia before the competition closes.

22. You want to kill me for telling you about a contest you can't win.

23. You call John Flanagan "Flanny" sometimes.

24. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than eat.

25. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than breathe.

26. You always want to read Ranger's Apprentice.

27. You want there to be a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

28. You'd actually tackle someone if they had a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

29. You'd cry with joy if you got to have a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

30. You'd cry in despair if the comic book got damaged in any way.

31. You just KNOW that the Ranger's Apprentice books radiate power.

32. You accidently called your brother "Will" before.

33. You have a cat or dog named "Tug", "Abelard", "Shadow", or "Ebony".

34. You want to warp yourself into the Ranger's Apprentice world so you can replace Alyss.

35. You're smiling and nodding while you read this.

36. You CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND for the Ranger's Apprentice movie.

37. You want to see the Ranger's Apprentice movie in the theater the absoute seccond that it is released. Hello premiere...

38. You're going to spend the whole movie going fangirl and wearing your best ranger cloak.

39. You're going to have a hard time not fangirl squealing during the film.

40. You're going to have a super hard time sneking your two knives into the movie theatre.

41. You have been banned from travelling on aeroplanes because you refused to give up your bow and arrows/knives.

42. Your parents want you to shut up about Ranger's Apprentice already.

43. They really really want you to.

44. Now you're going to post this list in your profile with everything you've actually done or thought in bold letters.

45. You just hit copy.

46. Don't lie, you know you did.

47. You're thinking about Ranger's Apprentice again.

48. You even know the names of the background characters and have done all the internet quizzes to prove it.

49. Now you're sad because there are SO many other things that can prove you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

(my own addition to this post)

50. You jumped for joy when you found out Ranger's Apprentice: The Royal Ranger existed but then screamed in utter anguish and threw everything within arms reach to the other side of the room when you found out that Alyss dies.

51. But secretly your first reaction was "Oh, thank god it wasn't Halt."

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Torchwood Randoms by featherkitten reviews
in which Ianto,Tosh and Owen aren't dead.Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 240 - Words: 45,283 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] [Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H.]
The Mobile Barista by SeashellsnStars reviews
Seeking a job at her Uncle Phil's amazing workplace, Lily Coulson is a bit intimidated by her 30-day internship period. She soon finds that she doesn't mind fetching coffee for her "coworkers", especially the nice one with the glasses. Finally completed!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,480 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson, OC - Complete
If You Want Something Done Right by Rukiie reviews
...you have to do it yourself. In their 6th year a mysterious disappearance forces Lily and Severus to work together despite their falling out and puts them on the path meant for a certain bespectacled boy but if you want something done right... LE/SS AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 168,289 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Fall into Me by Jordan Trevor reviews
When he falls, she is there to catch him.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 84 - Words: 139,090 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Chakotay, K. Janeway
The Young Adventures of Kíli and Fíli by AldabaranFox reviews
It was well known to the company that Kíli and Fíli were mischievous little terrors as dwarf children. Sitting around various campfires on the way to reclaim Erebor, the pair's youthful adventures and scrapes are exposed to the group, including broken bones, earthquakes, dwarf pox and plenty of h/c. Kíli/Fíli with protective!Thorin and the rest of the dwarves thrown in for fun.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,740 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Thorin, Fili, Kili
A New Chance at Life by Lovelyroses29 reviews
Severus Snape is allowed to back in time in another universe and is given a chance to raise the Boy Who Lived or to his first year at Hogwarts. What will he pick and how will it affect the future? HIATUS! Due to rewrite! I'll be back i promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,115 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Teach Me How to Love by mogi93 reviews
"I still believe in you, Sherlock Holmes, and I always will" John said. "Will you do this miracle for me, then? Don't be dead. Come back, help us find Molly because I'm not going to do this again, I'm not going to bury one of the last friend I've got". Rated T for future chapters. Set one year after the Fall. Sherlock/Molly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 100,216 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Of Kleenex and Vulcans by Scholar's Callous reviews
Uhura is ill. Fluff, with the potential for plot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,372 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/28/2011 - N. Uhura, Spock
Far Over The Misty Mountains by Lil-Green-Leprechaun reviews
When the party of 13 seek the assistance of the burgulr Bilbo Baggins, the meet an unexpected aquaintance, who tries her hardest to help thier cause and soften the hearts of the dwarves. Kili/OC with maybe a bit of Fili and Thorin thrown in ...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,593 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Kili
THE SWAMP by Elszy by Elszy reviews
John and Dorian are on dangerous turf when they follow a suspect from a robbery. But they get into a lot more trouble than they'd bargained for...
Almost Human - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,834 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - John K., Dorian - Complete
Chess by Era Yachi reviews
Dorian is forced to consider the meaning of mortality when a killer android is sent to eliminate him. Warning: Character death.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Dorian, John K., Rudy L.
Breaking the Ice by GoWashTheLights reviews
John and Dorian face a wintry grave, and help may be too late. Short, Jorian. Oneshot.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [John K., Dorian] - Complete
Only Human by GoWashTheLights reviews
We all have our bad days. Valerie is going through it, and Dorian notices. Oneshot.
Almost Human - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Dorian, Valerie S. - Complete
Mall Cop by argent-snow reviews
In which an MX is sent out as part of an elaborate sting operation at a mall. Or on why an MX should never go undercover. Crackfic. Genfic.
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [MX, OC]
And Then There Were Two by DameBlaiddDrwg reviews
"Well, well. This is the first time I've ever seen you thrown for a loop, Snape." One of the other portraits laughed, and the one in front of Albus snarled, scowling. Albus thought that he looked more natural that way...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Lollipop by Wolfa Moon reviews
Dorian could only sit and stare at the stick protruding form John's lips.
Almost Human - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Dorian, John K. - Complete
Lily's Grace by meayca789 reviews
What if Lily gave Snape one final chance to redeem himself after he called her a mudblood that fateful day in fifth year?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,756 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
Radical by Werewolf's Oneshots reviews
[Welcome to Night Vale] "You can touch me," Carlos whispered with a tiny smile. His lips were chapped and his voice sounded like his esophagus was cracking and chipping on the inside. "You couldn't break me any more than I already am." (For more info, search for this story over at AO3.)
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Secrets by Fiji Dreamer reviews
John receives a mysterious invitation. My take on the post-Reichenbach reunion...with a twist. Pairing Sherlock/Molly. NOW COMPLETE !
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,361 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
I Am Mychele by Mychele O'Carrik of Clonmel reviews
A young girl with strange talents lives at Castle Clonmel. Her past is a mystery to most, and few know her connection to a certain grizzly Hibernian Ranger. When wills clash and tempers flare between Mychele and her "father", she takes drastic measures. What will happen when she runs in with the Ranger corps. in Araluen? NOT GIRL RANGER! Spoilers for book 8
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,387 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Halt
Petunia joins the Club by EbonyWing reviews
In canon, Petunia Evans wrote a letter pleading to be allowed into Hogwarts. But what if she didn't have to? How many lives would change if Petunia was a Witch too? Major AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,037 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
It's Fine, Honestly by ZaraLavine reviews
You know, I've always wondered for my patients – what it's like to be shot, to die. I guess now I know. I died that day, on the floor of my bedroom flat. I could hear Sherlock shout for me – I think that was the most I've ever actually heard him use my name, actually. My senses were fading, but I could still vaguely hear Sherlock – I tried to focus on that. But then, nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Tumble Into Love by ParzivalHallows reviews
Annie isn't dead. She lives in the house across from Mitchell and George with her abusive fiance, Owen. When one fight between Owen and Annie goes wrong, will Mitchell be able to save her in time before she "falls down the stairs"?
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell, Owen, George S.
Domestic Tranquility by steelcrash reviews
SHIELD Agent Phil Coulson was a BAMF—the Avengers' handler, confidant, the glue holding them together. But nothing could unhinge him like a visit to the family homestead.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,227 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R.
Gilan's First Year by Bralt reviews
We all know of Gilan, but never have we heard of his apprenticeship. Well, here's a nice story that just might fill those wonderings. Rated for possible violence and mild language.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Halt, Gilan
Sorting Sherlock by SocietyMember reviews
Professors Snape and Granger discuss the sorting of muggle fictional characters. One-shot. For the If You Dare Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Her by LostInWho reviews
Half reluctantly, he sent her off to safety and went to finish the job. But the memory of her warm gaze, the feel of her hand in his, haunted him. He was going barmy - obsessing over some silly little human he hardly knew. He'd been alone too long... that's all this was.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Race Against Time by Italian Hobbit reviews
Kili has decided that Fili needs to learn archery, but a mishap puts Kili's life in grave danger. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,418 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Reaching You by Rue and SneakWriter reviews
Rewrite. Loki is taken by the Chitauri and sent back an irreparable wreck whose fate Thor must decide. Loki!whumpage. Post-Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,179 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Potion Master's Portrait by A Trail Of Whispers reviews
Albus Potter stumbled upon a portrait of a certain ex-Headmaster/Potions Master
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Held Together by MockJayPhoenix12 reviews
Merlin struggles to cope with Gaius' death. Arthur is there to hold him together. Drabble. One-shot, non-slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Boys are Easier by WishingOnMyStar reviews
"...We have observed that Kaye possesses certain innate skills and characteristics that would make her a Ranger. We are asking to take her on as a Ranger's apprentice." Follow the training of the Ranger Corps' first female Ranger...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,322 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Halt
brothers will be brothers by lynn24902490 reviews
a few heartwarming moments of fili and kili's childhood. NO SLASH!, i dont own the hobbit!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Soul Forge by PirateColey reviews
A series of Fíli/Kíli brotherhood fics- starting as babies and following them at key moments throughout their lives. Expect angsty!Fíli, accident-prone!Kíli, and douchey!Thorin. (Cannon-compliant.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,534 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
King's Ransom by Thorny Hedge reviews
Kili and Fili decide to leave the safety of their party and explore the village of Bree. Fili is abducted and held for ransom-a treasure that doesn't exist. Hurt!brothers, no Durincest, and some original male OC bad boys. There are allusions to non-con behavior in chapter 5 and beyond, but nothing explicit.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
To Do by Spookyflame reviews
Odo's to-do list contains a good amount of to-don'ts.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Odo, Kira N. - Complete
When They Were Small by Not-Idly-Do-They-Fall reviews
A series of short stories about Fili and Kili's adventures when they were young, through the eyes of Thorin Oakenshield. (Please feel free to suggest a prompt when you review! 3)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Kili, Fili
A Racing Problem by Black Hawk reviews
"Go! Go! Go!" Fili bellowed, whishing he was allowed to chase his brother, threating bodily harm as they did in their training sessions.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Of Language and Generosity by Bronwyn O'Reilly reviews
Prequel to 'Of Iglishmêk and Carpentry'. Thorin is, for some unfathomable reason, left in charge of young Fíli and Kíli for a week, and ends up learning almost as much as he teaches. And Ori is of no help whatsoever.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Thorin, Kili - Complete
Brothers by Black Hawk reviews
"I'm right here." Thorin squeezed Kili's hand. "You're home. I found you in the Wilds." But where was Fili?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,709 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Hung Upon Uncle by Verbophobic reviews
Fili and Kili have yet to truly grow up from being children. Thorin is the one who comes into contact with their newest form of torture. NOT SLASH! Just family love. As brothers and uncle.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
By Land and Sea by GraysonGirl13 reviews
Before Movie. Loki is saved from drowning by a young girl, Odin invites her to the castle has his guest of honor. The family notices a number of strange things about her, but when Loki grows feelings for her, will they be willing to look past it for him? Mermaid story.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,004 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Loki - Complete
If You Need Me by ChristianGateFan reviews
Shortly after Operation: Annihilate and Amok Time, Spock saves McCoy's life by bringing the wrath of aliens imprisoning them and Kirk on himself, instead. He is not as prepared for the consequences as he thought, and it is his friends who will have to be there to help him pick up the pieces in the aftermath. If he will let them. Thankfully, both Kirk and McCoy are stubborn.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,178 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by chopwood94 reviews
Hermione finds a strange new book in the library that holds knowledge she never thought she'd know. A secret spell, a secretive man and a conspiracy are all waiting in the chapters to come. Set in 3rd year. More coming soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,821 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Last Time by GloriousBlackout reviews
Fili remembers the first time he ever held his brother while being forced to experience the last time.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Insontis by KCS reviews
Kid!fic universe created for the LiveJournal community trek crackbingo. Unadulterated, unashamed crackfic, fluff, etc. Read at your own peril; you have been properly warned. Kirk/McCoy/Spock centric ficlet series, Gen. Complete now, other than bits and pieces I'll add when the urge takes me. New: Continuation of Amusement Park.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
Dead Men Don't Come Knocking by justicemuffins reviews
Witches and Goblins and Jack-o'-Lanterns bright creep through the town on a cold, October night. You hear the sound of running feet when nothing can be seen and the strangest thing can happen on a wild Halloween!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The three SHIELD-keteers by herk227 reviews
The story of how Phil Coulson found his two best friends and how their relation slowly develops. Because Phil, Clint and Tasha were a killer team before anyone ever thought about the Avenger Initiative.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Alternate by Aileen Autarkeia reviews
They never expected in a million years that a plane ride to Europe would turn into something so big. When the Tesseract messes up in a big way, two girl's lives will never be the same. Steve/OC, Loki/OC, Self Insert and slightly Mary-Sueish in my mind .
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,574 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Beach Day by Michelle-And-The-Beatle reviews
I wrote this series in the summer of 2012. The entire plot has to do with an OC of mine spending a day or two at the beach with The Avengers (and Loki). Major OC business in this, so if you disapprove of Original Characters, then this story isn't for you. But if you like them, by all means, read it! Please Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Infinite Diversity and Combinations by To.The.Hilt reviews
Sequel to "A Study in IDIC" Peter Kirk on an All-Vulcan ship. In his own words: "This may be the absolute worse year of my life, or it may turn out to be the best thing I've ever done." Let's see what kind of a year he has... COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,613 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Peter K., Amanda G. - Complete
Unexpected Family by awkward hawk reviews
AU fic. Clint is seven, he is adopted by Phil Coulson after some very grizzly events in his life. Sometimes it harder to leave the past behind, specially when it threatens to come back. Mainly Clint-centric, however, it will involve the other avengers as kids as well.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,151 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Elves don't die by Green Queen of Clubs reviews
Darcy was over S.H.I.E.L.D. and their secrets. She had nearly forgotten about Jane and Agent Coulson, and Thor. She was over it, and she wasn't bored at all. Really. But of course, aliens had to invade New York. And somehow, Agent Coulson, the Agent's Agent needed her. Who was she to refuse to serve her country? DarcyxClint
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,702 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
We're all nuts here by Green Queen of Clubs reviews
Coulson didn't die. He didn't expect that. What he expected even less was to be reincarnated as a furry rodent.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Forensic Anthropologist in the Warehouse by misslizzie1204 reviews
Booth's worst nightmare comes to life when Brennan is swept away by a menacing enemy from her past. Will everyone come out unscathed? Rated T
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,496 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/21/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Somehow We'll Get By by AliuIce0814 reviews
Dr. John Watson has never met a patient quite like two-year-old Sherlock Holmes. When it falls to him to care for the little genius and his seven-year-old brother, John gets more than he bargained for. WIP, family fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,482 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Understandings by Red Tigress reviews
Movie-verse, one shot. Prompt fill for "Agent Coulson was perhaps the creepiest person he'd ever met. Years later, his first impression still held." Rating for a modicum of violence. Stark, Coulson and Barton.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Climbing Higher And Higher by Jissai reviews
And the flames have no choice but to climb higher and higher...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Her Dying Wish by Janto837 reviews
Alice Carter dies and leaves Jack in charge of Steven. The team and occasionally the Doctor and co help bring him up, 5 years later Steven goes missing. Set after Season 2 Tosh, Owen and Ianto are alive in every way, CoE and Miricle Day never happened.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Jack H., Steven C.
A Study in IDIC by To.The.Hilt reviews
Peter Kirk is loving life at Starfleet Academy. Then he gets a new roommate... A Vulcan one. Lucky for him he has the crew of the Enterprise to help him along as he gets to know just what Vulcans are all about. Not-slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,243 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Peter K., J. Kirk - Complete
A NotSoNormal Shore Leave by To.The.Hilt reviews
Jim, Spock, and Bones and a Shore Leave... on Vulcan! Sounds like the epitome of Boredom to Bones, but at least nothing bad can happen... right? NON-SLASH Kplus Cuz I'm paranoid and I like to beat the crap out of Jim.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,261 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Of Waffles and Kleptomaniacs by Negative8Zero reviews
A small collection of drabbles and short stories that I wrote...they take place before, during, and after Gilan's apprenticeship. It'll eventually have fifty chapters in all...I really hope that you enjoy them. TOTALLY ABANDONED SORRY.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 22,325 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Halt, Gilan
A Little Consideration by kasey8473 reviews
Claire Novak shares a moment with Castiel while waiting to see her father for the first time in years. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Claire N., Castiel - Complete
Halt vs Goat by Eryn Grace O'Malley reviews
"Halt wondered how he had sunk so low that a goat was his arch nemesis." Curious yet? Just a short little one shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Halt, Will - Complete
Let the Tortured Body Cease by Sumiko Kenchi Haimoto reviews
Taking place right at the end of Becoming Part 2, Joyce believes Buffy is delusional and has her committed. Now Buffy is trying to survive in an asylum and is slowly becoming as crazy as her mother believes her to be. BG eventually.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,703 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Buffy S., R. Giles
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Agent or Assassin reviews
This is a sequel to my story The Funeral. Stella Coulson, Phil's daughter is recruited by SHIELD after being taken by and escaping from traffickers and after her father's "death". She trains long and hard under Romanoff for her ultimate assignment: killing Loki. But in the end, can she do what Fury wants, or will her stronger morals win out? She must choose: agent or assassin.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,209 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., OC - Complete
The Hidden Valor reviews
When Thorin finds an orphaned baby elf in the woods, his friends and family coerce him into adopting her. Now, Kai, an elf raised as a dwarf, joins her beloved dwarf family and their company in their quest to Erebor. But at the road's long end, can she hope to find comfort in death and desolation? Can she pick up the fragments of her life and carry on? slight AU due to OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,875 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Kili, Fili, OC
Silence of the Lambs reviews
This is a sequel to Childhood Innocence. PLEASE read that one first, otherwise this won't make much sense, but if you choose not to, okay, won't make sense. Now that Coulson has been a five year old, let's make LOKI a borderline catatonic, strange little five year old! Fun times...Don't worry, this isn't about serial killers, it's just the title I chose. :) Please Read/Review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Loki
Childhood Innocence reviews
Stark talks Banner into making a shrink tank, but instead, it reverts Coulson into his five year old self. Ridiculous, messing around with all of the characters. I don't own Avengers and please read and review. Story gets darker later on, but I try to keep it light. ish.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 117,582 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Seaworthy reviews
So, this is what I think would happen when Gimli and Legolas went to the Grey Havens together on a two day journey in a cramped boat. Of course they have bad luck, get on each others nerves, and push each other's limits. Humor/slight out of character story. Read and Review! Written for as a gift for a good friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Tears of An Angel reviews
Everything goes wrong when Sherlock, with the help of Molly Hooper, tries to take on Sebastian Moran, Moriarty's evasive sniper. Blood on the pavement, blood on the pavement...all he sees is blood on the pavement. Inspired by the song "Tears of an Angel" by RyanDan and written for What's Not to Ship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Too Slow, Too Late reviews
THIS STORY IS FIXED! This is a different take on Coulson's death scene. If Thor hadn't been there, what would have happened? what if Captain America was there instead of Fury/Thor? NO SLASH! rated T. please read and review! i don't own avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Forever and Always, Ha'su
what happens to the verse when reavers and romulans under a rogue admiral try and create their own river tam? And this river tam has family connections with a specific vulcan? bloody chaos. i don't own heroes, firefly, or star trek. Enjoy and PLEASE read and review: warning T for reaver related blood and gore. in light of a new menace, the enterprise aims to misbehave. CLEARLY AU.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,137 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Spock - Complete
The Funeral reviews
Attending a funeral is never an easy thing and it only doubles when it is someone as close and important to you as Philip J Coulson. And when people gather together to honor this man's life, they all reflect on what they have learned from him, and what they've gone through with their agent. First fanfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete