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Joined 08-26-12, id: 4221869, Profile Updated: 03-22-16
Author has written 13 stories for Team Fortress 2, Portal, and Binding of Isaac.

My name's States, I'm Scottish, and my entire identity is sarcasm, video games and garlic bread


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MOTRT Series!

(Don't even bother reading the first two seriously they're awful)

Misadventures of the RED Team! Yeah, first fic in the series (complete!)

Misadventures of the RED Team 2! Well, the sequel :3 (complete!)

Dare Games! First spinoff guys I don't even (complete!)

Base Repairs! Second spinoff, oneshot (complete!)

Flunking With Portals! Third spinoff, Portal crossover (complete!)

Misadventures in Pyroland! Forth spinoff, high levels of randomosity (complete!)

Treasure Hunt! Fifth spinoff, oneshot (complete!)

That Just Happened! Sixth, oneshot, stuff goes down (complete!)

Shopping Trip! The seventh, in which we shop :p (complete!)

Personality Flip! Eighth. See my counting skills? (complete!)

Hiking Trip! Number nine, takin' up a hobby! (complete!)

The Adventures of Rocket Man and Bat Boy! YUP (complete!)

Oh, What a Horrible Night to Summon the Mercs! Crossover, kinda creepy (In progress!) - not abandoned! Honest! Just annoyingly delayed :(

More to come!!


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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Silver Resistance by ScytheRider reviews
In a world where an evil master oppresses all free Pokémon, a human-turned-Charmander teams up with a fugitive Bulbasaur and embarks on a journey for answers.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 87 - Words: 692,932 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Charmander/Hitokage, Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Scyther/Strike, Raichu
Game Mechanics: Respawn by Hobbithearted reviews
The RED team gets their new assignment! Everyone's favorite base: 2fort. They're here to replace the last RED team, and pick up a new teammate. But there's something strange about the BLUs... And whatever it is, it's changed the nature of the game. The REDs are about to discover they're in over their heads. (Sequel to Game Mechanics: Autobalance.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,783 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Medic, Engineer, Spy
The Legend of Eevee: Majerkass's Mask by that one little guy reviews
When an evil Nuzleaf has caused the moon to fall and destroy the world in three days, you probably wonder how things can get any worse. Here's how: The only one who can stop it is a certain peabrained, time traveling Pichu. Say your prayers, Termina.
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,876 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Clefairy/Pippi, Pichu
100 Missions by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Sometimes, the members of TF2 have serious days. But most of the time, they're all just ruining the Administrator's front lawn and getting into so many scrapes, it's a miracle they survive. Presenting my 100 one shots, where ANYTHING could happen. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 67,415 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, Spy
Our Dear Gravel Wars by TheRavenBlade reviews
It was never nice to be sent to your death, and the Engineer had the honor of suffering this first hand. Due to a mistake that ruined his life, the Texan must fight as a mercenary within the Gravel Wars, without question. But he's a moral man in a corrupt world, and it's a long time until his debt's paid. The road's betrothed to hardship, that's certain. AU younger Scout & Pauling
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,460 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Engineer, Medic, Scout, Sniper
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Ten Cents by Maggot Magnet reviews
Medic and Heavy have no money, no gas, and no way to escape the gas station. Time to take drastic measures.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Save State by DemonFox38 reviews
It had been a year since the team was beaten and forcefully retired by Gray Mann. Wounds are mending, and average men are rising out of the shattered remains of the United States to reclaim their former jobs and teammates. What have they lost? What will they gain? Can forgotten bonds be repaired, or are they doomed to be destroyed once more? (Cover by PyBun.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,076 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Engineer, Sniper] Scout’s Ma, Miss Pauling - Complete
The Sudden Death Experiment by mumbling mice reviews
The Sniper and the Engineer are the last two surviving members of RED team. To their knowledge, all they have to do is kill the last remaining person on BLU team, and they're home free... but it may be a bit more complicated than that.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,340 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Engineer, Sniper - Complete
Books by Tokyo Sunset reviews
A silly attempt at making a sitcom-like fic. Also a Monty Python tribute.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Soldier, Spy - Complete
A Story About Bookstores by Maggot Magnet reviews
After accidentally allowing Scout to accompany him to the bookstore, Engineer is forced to cope with the annoying bastard for a day.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,046 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
Every Engineer's Gameplay Strategy by Maggot Magnet reviews
This is a long limerick, but its meaning wounds me to the quick: it's about Engineers that cannot build good gears, and that is the point of this fic.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Engineer - Complete
Soldier Tells Us His Methods of Seduction by Maggot Magnet reviews
After buying a typewriter, Soldier writes us a tried-and-true tutorial on how to get the merc you want.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Soldier - Complete
Scout encounters Demoman by Crimson Banner reviews
You drunken wretch.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - Finnish - Friendship/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Demoman, Scout
How Blackmailing is Performed in France by Maggot Magnet reviews
THEY SCREW AT THE END
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sniper, Spy
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Sherlock Scout the Defective Detective by Maggot Magnet reviews
RED finds out Sniper's biggest secret, all thanks to a media-influenced young Bostonian and his muffly arsonist buddy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Scout, Pyro
Scout encounters Sniper by Crimson Banner reviews
Now that, *puts on sunglasses* is a EEEEAUUUGGGHH. Enjoy?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Scout, Sniper
Scout encounters Heavy by Crimson Banner reviews
Good God... What have I done?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Heavy, Scout
Scout encounters Engineer by Crimson Banner reviews
Or does Engineer encounter Scout? This is what goes through my mind at 3 in the morning.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Complete
Easy open by InuZelda reviews
Scout has found his worst enemy: the easy open tetra brik! Join him in his epic (?) battle!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Scout
Engineer's Peanut Allergy by Maggot Magnet reviews
Engineer gets a care package. /Brought to you by the makers of Lestoil./
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Engineer, Soldier
Diners by Maggot Magnet reviews
Sniper and Scout are due to drive a bit out west for some more ammo, but Scout gets hungry on the way.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sniper, Scout
Scout Finds a Butterfly by Maggot Magnet reviews
This is a wonderous oneshot about how Scout met his insect pal, Jimbob.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Scout
Your Eternal Reward by DemonFox38 reviews
It's a handy weapon, no doubt. The power to take the image of a murdered person on the fly can be tempting. It's not so wonderful when it's turned against your own team.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,232 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Spy - Complete
Gotta Go Faster! by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
A mind of Scout is a mind of...not much.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Scout - Complete
Yet Another Okami Parody by mochi2isluv reviews
Title says all. Filled to brim of your sake cup with smarmy prophets, annoying tree sprites, windwakering, smiting, parties, OOCs, and one heckofa rollickin' good time with your favorite white wolf/sun goddess. Rated T for swears. COMPLETED!
Okami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Amaterasu - Complete
The Legend of Eevee: Pokéflute of Time by that one little guy reviews
The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,036 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Pichu, Togetic/Togechick - Complete
The Smasher's Demise by Razcoolzle reviews
Forget Tabuu, the Primids, the Subspace. A new being that goes by the name, FANFIC AUTHOR, has arrived, and they won't stop until they've made every character horribly OOC. Read on for a prime example of the kind of damage wreaked by these new foes...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
An Encounter With An Entrepreneur of Espionage by Captain Zeug reviews
It's 'Meet the Spy', only incredibly verbose. If you're a fan of English to the extent of myself, you may find yourself with much enjoyment upon reading this.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Spy, Scout, Heavy, Soldier - Complete
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Oh, What a Horrible Night to Summon the Mercs reviews
Isaac finds a tarot card in the basement and, mistaking it for another, uses the item gladly. He's only gone and dragged the nine morons of the RED team down there! A Misadventures of the RED Team (meets the Binding of Isaac) story!
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Binding of Isaac - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014
The Adventures of Rocket Man and Bat Boy reviews
Soldier and Scout take on secret identities and… well… misadventures ensue. A Misadventures of the RED Team story!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Complete
Hiking Trip reviews
What better way for the RED team to pass the time than with a hiking trip! There are several, but they don't know that. A Misadventures of the RED Team spinoff
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Complete
Personality Flip reviews
Merasmus did something wrong here… the RED mercs all have inverted personalities! Stuff goes down! Spinoff in the Misadventures of the RED Team series
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Complete
Shopping Trip reviews
Hm... The RED base is looking a little bland… maybe the team should go shopping. A Misadventures of the RED Team spinoff
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete
That Just Happened reviews
I… I don't… It just happened. A Misadventures of the RED Team oneshot
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
Treasure Hunt reviews
Somehow, the RED team end up running aimlessly around their base in search of the greatest treasures in the world- hats! Also, a drag race. Oneshot in the Misadventures of the RED Team series
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Complete
Misadventures in Pyroland reviews
The Quest for Reindoonicorn! A story in the Misadventures of the RED Team series
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Complete
Flunking With Portals reviews
Alright, who gave the RED team a portal gun? Spinoff in the Misadventures of the RED Team series!
Crossover - Portal & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Complete
Base Repairs reviews
Part of the Misadventures of the RED Team series! The mercs finally get around to fixing up their base, when Sniper finds a friend to help them out. Oneshot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
Dare Games reviews
The first spinoff in the Misadventures of the RED Team series (aw yeah!) When the RED team get into a fight, the Engineer comes up with a brilliant idea to get along. It doesn't work so well for him.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,001 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
Misadventures Of The RED Team 2 reviews
Remember those REDs? The ones who were idiots? Yeah, they're not any smarter but they're back for the sequel!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 24,835 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
Misadventures Of The RED Team reviews
The REDs were idiots and lost their base to the BLU team. Now, they're still idiots, but they want their base back.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete