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Joined 08-26-12, id: 4221869, Profile Updated: 07-10-14
Author has written 13 stories for Team Fortress 2, Portal, and Binding of Isaac.

Uh. So whatever I write here will go in my profile? Okay.

Let's add some stuff here!

Throw this out there first; Born a girl in 1996 who likes gaming and writing and drawing and stoof! :D

Scottish and proud! *Highfives Demoman*

Favourite games include;

PS3: InFamous, Deus Ex, Uncharted, THE LAST OF US!! :D

Wii: Okami and SSBB!

DS: All things Pokémon and DQIX!

PC: TF2, Portal, L4D, PNatI, and TBoI!

Also Kingdom Hearts :p


As for books, if I listed every one I've ever loved we'd be here for YEARS

So after overthinking for ages, I finally decided on the Inheritance cycle as my favourite :p Or Skulduggery Pleasant. Or Chaos Walking. Or The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... dammit.


Behold some of my favourite words because I'm a wee nerd like that . (Alphabetical order why not)

Accompany, Amiable, Ampersand, Asinine, Author, Awesome, Base, Beneficial, Bow, Breeze, Ceasefire, Chronicle, Conundrum, Deny, Detect, Discovery, Dream, Duck, Electric, Embark, Equestrian, Evidently, Fang, Feather, Float, Fluffy, Frolic, Guard, Hug, Illuminate, Integer, Jolt, Lamentation, Left, Lethargic, Loquacious, Mate, Misadventure, Omnipotent, Politely, Portal, Protection, Puzzled, Raise, Revenge, Rigid, River, Shard, Shoulder, Smile, Spine, Sprint, Stealth, Stricken, Superflouous, Sympathy, Tail, Tapir, Threw, Timid, Toward, Transcendence, Trust, Unicorn, Vilify, Vocabulary

... That's the shortened list... heh heh. The severely shortened list.


ALSO BEST HAT EVER IS THE HAUNTED HAT :D


Ooh have story info or something;

MOTRT Series!

(Don't even bother reading the first two seriously they're awful)

Misadventures of the RED Team! Yeah, first fic in the series (complete!)

Misadventures of the RED Team 2! Well, the sequel :3 (complete!)

Dare Games! First spinoff guys I don't even (complete!)

Base Repairs! Second spinoff, oneshot (complete!)

Flunking With Portals! Third spinoff, Portal crossover (complete!)

Misadventures in Pyroland! Forth spinoff, high levels of randomosity (complete!)

Treasure Hunt! Fifth spinoff, oneshot (complete!)

That Just Happened! Sixth, oneshot, stuff goes down (complete!)

Shopping Trip! The seventh, in which we shop :p (complete!)

Personality Flip! Eighth. See my counting skills? (complete!)

Hiking Trip! Number nine, takin' up a hobby! (complete!)

The Adventures of Rocket Man and Bat Boy! YUP (complete!)

Oh, What a Horrible Night to Summon the Mercs! Crossover, kinda creepy (In progress!) - not abandoned! Honest! Just annoyingly delayed :(

More to come!!


Btw, if you wanna be buddies on Steam, PS3, or DS just send a PM :D

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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Silver Resistance by ScytheRider reviews
In a world where an evil master oppresses all free Pokémon, a human-turned-Charmander teams up with a fugitive Bulbasaur and embarks on a journey for answers.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 635,557 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Charmander/Hitokage, Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Scyther/Strike
Ceasefire Days by sawruhr reviews
"Ceasefire meant no fighting which meant no bullets, which meant Soldier was unfortunately going to go a third day without killing anyone. The horror." A series of oneshots about stuff RED team does that doesn't involve killing.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,890 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/26/2013
Snow and Ice by Herr Doktor reviews
Surviving an airplane crash is rare enough on its own. Meeting a group of technologically advanced violent men on an icy mountain is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Too bad that all ends a little too soon.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 3/30/2014
The Path of Destiny by Racingwolf reviews
A growlithe sets out on a quest to save her homeland, and with the help of a jolteon, scyther, and other wild pokémon, she searches for help, but all the while an enemy follows her, waiting to strike. And a much greater danger lurks, threatening them all.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 392,742 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Growlithe/Gardie, Scyther/Strike, Jolteon/Thunders, Houndour/Delvil
Game Mechanics: Respawn by Hobbithearted reviews
The RED team gets their new assignment! Everyone's favorite base: 2fort. They're here to replace the last RED team, and pick up a new teammate. But there's something strange about the BLUs... And whatever it is, it's changed the nature of the game. The REDs are about to discover they're in over their heads. (Sequel to Game Mechanics: Autobalance.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,230 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Medic, Engineer, Spy
Tales of the Gravel Wars by The Wild West Pyro reviews
Just a fun collection of Stories I wrote about the Gravel Wars between RED and BLU, and eventually their team up against the Robots. DISCONTINUED.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Pyro, Soldier, Saxton Hale, Horseless Headless Horsemann
100 Missions by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Sometimes, the members of TF2 have serious days. But most of the time, they're all just ruining the Administrator's front lawn and getting into so many scrapes, it's a miracle they survive. Presenting my 100 one shots, where ANYTHING could happen.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 65,705 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, Spy
The Legend of Eevee: Majerkass's Mask by that one little guy reviews
When an evil Nuzleaf has caused the moon to fall and destroy the world in three days, you probably wonder how things can get any worse. Here's how: The only one who can stop it is a certain peabrained, time traveling Pichu. Say your prayers, Termina.
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,076 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Clefairy/Pippi, Pichu
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by AchievingKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
The Scout and the Crab by Crystal124 reviews
Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,219 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Scout, Spy
Our Dear Gravel Wars by TheRavenBlade reviews
It was never nice to be sent to your death, and the Engineer had the honor of suffering this first hand. Due to a mistake that ruined his life, the Texan must fight as a mercenary within the Gravel Wars, without question. But he's a moral man in a corrupt world, and it's a long time until his debt's paid. The road's betrothed to hardship, that's certain. AU younger Scout & Pauling
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Engineer, Medic, Scout, Sniper
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Ten Cents by Maggot Magnet reviews
Medic and Heavy have no money, no gas, and no way to escape the gas station. Time to take drastic measures.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Save State by DemonFox38 reviews
It had been a year since the team was beaten and forcefully retired by Gray Mann. Wounds are mending, and average men are rising out of the shattered remains of the United States to reclaim their former jobs and teammates. What have they lost? What will they gain? Can forgotten bonds be repaired, or are they doomed to be destroyed once more? (Cover by PyBun.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,076 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Engineer, Sniper] Scout’s Ma, Miss Pauling - Complete
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...The sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Aunt Jeannie by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Pre-canon. Once upon a time, two moms had the same screwy dynamic their sons would thirty years later, the end.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Complete
Spy Down! by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Cogs turn...and the play is set into motion. Spy will discover himself. TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,241 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Spy, Miss Pauling
The Sudden Death Experiment by mumbling mice reviews
The Sniper and the Engineer are the last two surviving members of RED team. To their knowledge, all they have to do is kill the last remaining person on BLU team, and they're home free... but it may be a bit more complicated than that.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,340 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Engineer, Sniper - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Flareon by GoldFlareon reviews
Dusty the flareon and Izante the leafeon are two best friends. However, they're quickly separated and Dusty finds herself uncovering many things, including loyal friends and ruthless enemies. But what kind of dangerous mystery plagues her destiny? *gasp*
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 234,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Flareon/Booster, Sneasel/Nyula, Leafeon/Leafia
Books by Tokyo Sunset reviews
A silly attempt at making a sitcom-like fic. Also a Monty Python tribute.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Soldier, Spy - Complete
T is for Team and F is for Fortress by Pit-Trap reviews
A is for argue. B is for blood. C is for cards. Follow the BLU team through the entire alphabet.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,698 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Complete
Adventures With BLU by Jinny the Kisaragi reviews
Join in the fun that is the everyday life of the BLU team mercenaries, hilarity will ensue! Tragedy may come too, along with a hint of mystery and creepiness... AKA Character Experimentation with Jinny!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,112 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012
Harm and Harmony by BlizzardWatch reviews
When Scout lies to his Ma, the BLU team is left in a desperate scramble to put together a concert of folk music. Out of their depth, out of patience, and out of coffee, it will take everything they've got to switch from inflicting harm to singing in harmony in time for the show.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,248 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013
They Called Him Sniper by kronosdragon reviews
He signed the contract. He rode the train. He didn't really understand anything that was about to happen to him. All he knew was that they called him Sniper, and that he was not to disclose his real name to anyone...Rated T for language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sniper
Intentions by Rinley reviews
"Our family was a little more than broken, Ma havin' been in and out of relationships and hoppin' from one man to the next so often I didn't even wanna think which one might've been my own father. I didn't care to know. But the man who I once thought to be the most untrustworthy snake in the whole world would turn out to be the one who'd given up the most for me."-Motives continued
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,708 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Scout, Spy
Forbidden Techniques by nooneokay reviews
They use funny moves because canon rape is funny.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
The Last Hurrah by Ellemgram reviews
It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,094 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011
Twitterpated by ChaosandMayhem reviews
They weren't the type of men one would expect to fall head-over-heels in love. Engineer/Irene, Medic/Joelle, Spy/Scout's Ma.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Engineer, Medic
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
9 Days of Christmas by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Our beloved mercenaries are unable to return home at Christmas. Though this is sickening to most of them, and thought to be the worst Christmas of their lives, they will soon find out that they've already had a lot worse...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,373 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Smissmas! by indiegrabtherope reviews
How the Pyro brought Christmas to the BLU base. Author's Note: WIP Fluff. I'm really sorry, okay. Please forgive me for any mistakes!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Pyro, Engineer - Complete
Point of View by dianaiana115 reviews
Medic's new invention was sabotaged by a few of his teammates, causing the device to malfunction and blowup right in front of their faces. None of them were hurt by the accident, but what they had to deal with was the side effects of the explosion… the side effects that would change their point of views towards each other. Body swap genre
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,338 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sniper, Spy
12 Pains of Team Fortress 2 by Pit-Trap reviews
12 Pains of Christmas, TF2 style! Demoman hates hangovers, Engineer has issues with Christmas cards, and Soldier's just tryin' to rig up those damn Christmas lights!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Complete
The Night Before Smissmas by Critt Bombney 2012 reviews
A Tf2 twist on a Christmas classic!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Sniper
Motives by Aeolian Mode reviews
"Once I thought people couldn't surprise me anymore, that everybody is all made of the same backstabbin' shit as the next guy. But now… I sure as hell ain't gonna see people the same way anymore." Against the obvious odds, BLU Scout explores RED Medic's story, and this leads to unforeseen consequences that very well may change his life. Rated for language and violence. No slash.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Medic, Scout - Complete
A Story About Bookstores by Maggot Magnet reviews
After accidentally allowing Scout to accompany him to the bookstore, Engineer is forced to cope with the annoying bastard for a day.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,046 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
Flu Season by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Nobody likes being sick. Nobody likes being tourmented in such a manner by tiny non-cellular organisms. And nobody, repeat, nobody likes having Scout as a nurse. The fluffiest fluff that I've ever fluffed. Rated T because of Bostonians.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Spy - Complete
Every Engineer's Gameplay Strategy by Maggot Magnet reviews
This is a long limerick, but its meaning wounds me to the quick: it's about Engineers that cannot build good gears, and that is the point of this fic.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Engineer - Complete
Soldier Tells Us His Methods of Seduction by Maggot Magnet reviews
After buying a typewriter, Soldier writes us a tried-and-true tutorial on how to get the merc you want.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Soldier - Complete
Cheesy Potaters by ChaosandMayhem reviews
'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Scout encounters Demoman by Crimson Banner reviews
You drunken wretch.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - Finnish - Friendship/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Demoman, Scout
The Blackout by Tokyo Sunset reviews
The RED Scout questions his sanity as the power goes out one stormy night. Rated T because of Scout. WARNING! Can contain terrible puns. Also, do not expect speedy updates.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Complete
How Blackmailing is Performed in France by Maggot Magnet reviews
THEY SCREW AT THE END
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sniper, Spy
One Scout, Two Scout, RED Scout, BLU Scout by ChaosandMayhem reviews
The BLU Scout thought he knew the rules of a rivalry...and none of those rules involved babysitting that idiot RED Scout. Another 'deleted scene' oneshot from Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Scout - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Sherlock Scout the Defective Detective by Maggot Magnet reviews
RED finds out Sniper's biggest secret, all thanks to a media-influenced young Bostonian and his muffly arsonist buddy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Scout, Pyro
A Soldier's Best Friend by gsppcrocks10 reviews
When Soldier goes to visit town after a long week of Dustbowl, he runs into an unexpected companion. Glorious misadventures ensue.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Soldier
Gee Mom, I Wanna Go Home by flipfloppingotaku reviews
A standard weekend for the mercs we know and love. Exploding baseball, campfires, booze, a touch of angst and just a hint of lunacy. Insert statement about crap summary here.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Scout - Complete
Scout encounters Sniper by Crimson Banner reviews
Now that, *puts on sunglasses* is a EEEEAUUUGGGHH. Enjoy?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Scout, Sniper
Scout encounters Heavy by Crimson Banner reviews
Good God... What have I done?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Heavy, Scout
Scout encounters Engineer by Crimson Banner reviews
Or does Engineer encounter Scout? This is what goes through my mind at 3 in the morning.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Complete
Easy open revised by InuZelda reviews
Scout has found his worst enemy: the easy open tetra brik! Join him in his epic ? battle! Now 100% better written.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Scout
Engineer's Peanut Allergy by Maggot Magnet reviews
Engineer gets a care package. /Brought to you by the makers of Lestoil./
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Engineer, Soldier
Diners by Maggot Magnet reviews
Sniper and Scout are due to drive a bit out west for some more ammo, but Scout gets hungry on the way.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sniper, Scout
Scout Finds a Butterfly by Maggot Magnet reviews
This is a wonderous oneshot about how Scout met his insect pal, Jimbob.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Scout
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Your Eternal Reward by DemonFox38 reviews
It's a handy weapon, no doubt. The power to take the image of a murdered person on the fly can be tempting. It's not so wonderful when it's turned against your own team.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,232 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Spy - Complete
Gotta Go Faster! by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
A mind of Scout is a mind of...not much.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Scout - Complete
Silent Invisibility by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Eventually, you just melt into the colour of the walls because everyone's forgotten all about you...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Spy - Complete
Yet Another Okami Parody by mochi2isluv reviews
Title says all. Filled to brim of your sake cup with smarmy prophets, annoying tree sprites, windwakering, smiting, parties, OOCs, and one heckofa rollickin' good time with your favorite white wolf/sun goddess. Rated T for swears. COMPLETED!
Okami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Amaterasu - Complete
The Legend of Eevee: Pokéflute of Time by that one little guy reviews
The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,036 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Pichu, Togetic/Togechick - Complete
The Smasher's Demise by Razcoolzle reviews
Forget Tabuu, the Primids, the Subspace. A new being that goes by the name, FANFIC AUTHOR, has arrived, and they won't stop until they've made every character horribly OOC. Read on for a prime example of the kind of damage wreaked by these new foes...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
An Encounter With An Entrepreneur of Espionage by Doctor Zeug reviews
It's 'Meet the Spy', only incredibly verbose. If you're a fan of English to the extent of myself, you may find yourself with much enjoyment upon reading this.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Spy, Scout - Complete
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Oh, What a Horrible Night to Summon the Mercs reviews
Isaac finds a tarot card in the basement and, mistaking it for another, uses the item gladly. He's only gone and dragged the nine morons of the RED team down there! A Misadventures of the RED Team (meets the Binding of Isaac) story!
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Binding of Isaac - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014
The Adventures of Rocket Man and Bat Boy reviews
Soldier and Scout take on secret identities and… well… misadventures ensue. A Misadventures of the RED Team story!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Complete
Hiking Trip reviews
What better way for the RED team to pass the time than with a hiking trip! There are several, but they don't know that. A Misadventures of the RED Team spinoff
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Complete
Personality Flip reviews
Merasmus did something wrong here… the RED mercs all have inverted personalities! Stuff goes down! Spinoff in the Misadventures of the RED Team series
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Complete
Shopping Trip reviews
Hm... The RED base is looking a little bland… maybe the team should go shopping. A Misadventures of the RED Team spinoff
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete
That Just Happened reviews
I… I don't… It just happened. A Misadventures of the RED Team oneshot
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
Treasure Hunt reviews
Somehow, the RED team end up running aimlessly around their base in search of the greatest treasures in the world- hats! Also, a drag race. Oneshot in the Misadventures of the RED Team series
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Complete
Misadventures in Pyroland reviews
The Quest for Reindoonicorn! A story in the Misadventures of the RED Team series
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Complete
Flunking With Portals reviews
Alright, who gave the RED team a portal gun? Spinoff in the Misadventures of the RED Team series!
Crossover - Portal & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Complete
Base Repairs reviews
Part of the Misadventures of the RED Team series! The mercs finally get around to fixing up their base, when Sniper finds a friend to help them out. Oneshot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
Dare Games reviews
The first spinoff in the Misadventures of the RED Team series (aw yeah!) When the RED team get into a fight, the Engineer comes up with a brilliant idea to get along. It doesn't work so well for him.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,001 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
Misadventures Of The RED Team 2 reviews
Remember those REDs? The ones who were idiots? Yeah, they're not any smarter but they're back for the sequel!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 24,835 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
Misadventures Of The RED Team reviews
The REDs were idiots and lost their base to the BLU team. Now, they're still idiots, but they want their base back.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete