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Here's a good poem by my favorite author. Enjoy.

Marrow

Ursula K. Le Guin

There was a word inside a stone.

I tried to pry it clear,

mallet and chisel, pick and gad,

until the stone was dropping blood,

but still I could not hear

the word the stone had said.

I threw it down beside the road

among a thousand stones

and as I turned away it cried

the word aloud within my ear

and the marrow of my bones

heard, and replied.

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Play Cissy For Me by the artful scribbler reviews
Hermione takes advantage of an invite to the Malfoys' ball to do some detective work on the ever slippery and shady Lucius ArrogantBastard!Malfoy. But things do not go to plan. Not even remotely. Power dynamics, sexual politics, polyjuice hijinks and plenty of hot, angry sex... must be a Lumione smut-fic! Lucius/Hermione-disguised-as-Narcissa/then as herself. Rated M for mmmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Lucius Malfoy at the psychiatrist's office by Verecie Millitude reviews
Narrowly escaping a jail sentence after the events of the War, Lucius is forced to see a Muggle psychiatrist. Being Lucius, he is not happy about this. Lucius POV. Profanity, violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Lucius M.
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy, Deathly Hallows Edition by obsessmuch reviews
Lucius Malfoy experiences a severe mental breakdown after his release from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Harry by MirandNack reviews
With Voldemort coming to power and the trio hunting horcruxes, it just doesn't seem like Christmas to Harry. However, the Christmas spirit isn't easily diminished. Set during the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Complete
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 271,791 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Dangerous Game by amarybeth reviews
Ron is dead, and Hermione finds her peace down violent and altogether unexpected avenues. Warning: Spoiler Alert, Violence, and Unsavory Sexual Situations, AU but canon-minded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The One Where Snape's Bits Smell Like Cheese by scumblackentropy reviews
Now what summary could possibly top that title? Well alright, I suppose we should at least try. Here goes: in which two unpleasant characters have bad sex. But who are we kidding? You were going to click on it anyway, regardless of the summary. Are you still reading this? Really, now. That's enough of that. Go on, click on it. We promise not to judge you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Applied Heresy by Kaesa Aurelia Secunda reviews
In matters of natural philosophy as well as in love, Marisa finds herself surprisingly distractable. Written for the Yuletide 2012 fanfiction challenge.
His Dark Materials - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Marisa C., Lord Asriel B.] Golden Monkey, Stelmaria - Complete
Cup and Sword by mrs.milfoy reviews
A tale of Tarot and fortunes and fate and loneliness. How cards can answer questions, and how fate can take pity. Narcissa awaits her king of swords, but who is he exactly?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Narcissa M. - Complete
The Volunteer by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry Potter has escaped grief twice now, looking to distract himself as a volunteer at St. Mungo's. But it seems he's not alone in this escape, and it may be more than work that distracts him. But perhaps he was looking for more than a get-away in the first place... Hear a playlist for The Volunteer by visiting the link on my profile!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,431 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Sympathetic Magic by ls269 reviews
This fanfic is a labour of love that I've been writing on DeviantArt for three years. It is long - 119 chapters and counting! -, romantic, and set during Severus and Lily's school years at Hogwarts. N.B. It is very pro-Lily!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
One Hell of a Woman (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1982: In his final year at Hogwarts, Kingsley develops a fascination with his House's founder, leading to a strange encounter in the Hogwarts staffroom. Trans man Kingsley, snarky gargoyles, fluff, dream(?) sex. Edited July 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/7/2009 - [Kingsley S., Helga H.] Q. Quirrell - Complete
MARYSUE Must Die? (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1975: There's a new girl at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is. The story of how not to write HP fanfic. Edited April 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,387 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Remus L., Peter P., OC - Complete