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Hi everyone!

some things about me:

I love Transformers, Pokemon, Halo, and Spyro (but most of my stories, or all, will be based on the first two)

Feel free to send me a PM for any recommendations on stories. I will gladly accept them.

My Favorite Quotes:

-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

-People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

-I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

-Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

-I don't suffer from Insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!

-The trouble with life is there's no background music

-I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

-Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

-It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

-If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

-When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.

-If you can't convince them, confuse them.

-Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor

-War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

-Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only
takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

-I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

-When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

-Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say
“Are you gonna drink that?”

-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the
truth, I get sent to my room?

-"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
pessimist fears it is true.

-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

-OK, so what's the speed of dark?

-Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

-Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle

-If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?

-If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk

-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep
-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

-You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when
you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-A friend will visit you in jail, a good friend will bail you out of jail
and a best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the
guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill
too many people.

-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it
hits me!!

I bold the ones that I am.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S and B'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Stories in Progress:

Leaving Cybertron

Planned Stories:

Two Worlds Collide


Lancer (Transformer)
Alternate Form: Unknown
Weapon: Custom dual energon swords (transforms into bow & arrow and also a shield. It connects to the owner's arms to prevent loss of the weapon)
Special Facts: Lead Scout and sometimes works with Cliffjumper or Jazz

Teks (Transformer)
Alternate Form: Unknown
Weapon: Unknown
Special Facts: He is the creator of Lancer's weapons)

Blitzkreig (Transformer)
Alternate Form: Unknown
Weapon: Unknown
Special Facts: He's dead

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Conquering the Dark by AuraWielder reviews
In a dark new world, all are to bow before Overlord Cyrus. Only the Resistance, who aims to overthrow him and refuse to bow, remains. And in the middle of the chaos, Riley and his Lucario Aaron are called upon to save this alternate reality from the Overlord Cyrus, Palkia, and Aaron himself. An AU fic and sequel to Breaking the Chains. Like BtC, it also contains Christian themes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Riley/Gen, Cyrus/Akagi, Dialga, Lucario
Pokemon World Tour by AuraWielder reviews
What do you get when you take a giant llama-goat, stuff her in a plane with 9 other legendaries, and go on a trip around the world? Hell.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,827 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Arceus, Darkrai, Rayquaza, Lugia - Complete
Slaves and Soldiers by AuraWielder reviews
Entei. Suicune. I've lost them. You don't truly know what it means to have something until it's gone. Then you're captured by Team Rocket and forced to work for them against your will. And I've met quite a ragged band of Pokemon among them: A Typhlosion cyborg, a kindhearted Infernape, and a gadget genius Zekrom. The cards life hands you can change everything you know and love...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,272 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Raikou, Infernape/Goukazaru, Typhlosion/Bakphoon, Zekrom - Complete
Spyro meets Pyro by Nova Pyro reviews
This is the story of how 2 great dragons who come together to protect both their worlds. Will they fall or will they prevail. This is my second fanfiction. Take a look and reply. I'll keep posting as much as i can.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 133,607 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Spyro
Pyro 2: Destiny Revealed by Nova Pyro reviews
As I said before, you all know the story of Spyro the dragon. Now once again I will tell you the story of Pyro the dragon. Now we joing Pyro once again in the dragon city 2 years after he defeated General Sterns. What new adventures and experinces await him? Read and find out. Enjoy!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,908 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013
Breaking the Chains by AuraWielder reviews
Pain. Hurt. Misery. Torture. That was all I ever knew. That was all I was ever used for. I've been a captive of Team Galactic for as long as I can remember and that's all I would ever be to them. Just another experiment. Contains Christian themes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,424 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Riley/Gen, Cyrus/Akagi, Lucario, Maylene/Sumomo - Complete
The Legend of Pyro: Cross Dimensions by Nova Pyro reviews
You all know the legend of Spyro and his tail of how he defeated the dark master. He may be the hero of Warfang, but there other dragon realms each having its own heroes and villains. Now I will tell you the tale of a new world. This world like Spyro's dimension has its own hero; his name is Pyro, and I will tell you his story.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,724 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete
My little Halo:Friendship is Tactical by palpatine213 reviews
Master chief awakens to find a forerunner planet, but events take a strange turn, as the arbiter arrives and the two friends are stranded on a planet of, ponies?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,399 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Master Chief/John-117
Plushies of Legend! by GirlWaterShaman reviews
A pudding-related accident transports the entire Legendary Council into our world, in the form of plush toy versions of themselves. A Pokemon fangirl that loves fanfic finds them and takes them home. Can anyone spell INSANITY? ON HIATUS
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Darkrai, Cresselia
Leaving Cybertron reviews
Lancer wants revenge for the death of his best friend. So he hunts down all the Decepticons and stumbles on a great discovery. The Decepticons have built a portal to another dimension. But will he make it before the Decepticons leave Cybertron forever.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron