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Joined 07-21-03, id: 422340, Profile Updated: 03-31-09
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy X, and Final Fantasy X-2.

March 31, 2009:

Ugh. I have writer's block again. & I'm not quite sure what to do with this chapter 12 of mine for Night and Day are Opposites. I've been reading too much Harry Potter fan fiction, & I've also been working non-stop lately -- so if anyone wants to give me some ideas, feel free. :)

& I LIKE:
- Metal Gear Solid
- Final Fantasy
- Resident Evil
- Harry Potter
- Watchmen
- James Bond
- Bloody Roar
- Tekken
- Leon the Professional
- Crash
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

& I QUOTE:

"Change your heart / Look around you / Change your heart / It will astound you"
- "Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime", Beck

"The tongues of dying men force attention, like deep harmony. Where words are spent, they are seldom spent in vain."
- Shakespeare

"God doesn't make the world this way - we do."
- Rorschach from Watchmen

"I do not know what it is about you that closes & opens; only something in me understands the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses"
- "somewhere i have travelled, gladly beyond", ee cummings

"I'm not saying females are perfect / Because men we know it's not true / But why must you be unfaithful / If her heart is true to you?"
-
"Why Must U Be Unfaithful", Tupac

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Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11324 - Favs: 8,487 - Follows: 6,418 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I've Just Seen A Face by cathedral carver reviews
Falling, yes I am falling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tattered Man by Aurette reviews
I was once asked to write a Marriage Law Challenge fic by someone who loves a sad tale. This short story is it. Angst, Character Death. Tissues recommended. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Am Not A Goldfish by cathedral carver reviews
Of impertinence, insomnia and the loneliest ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Diversus Vicis by Semper Fideltias reviews
She was asked to change what WAS, but what happens when that changes what IS? For her it was yesterday but for Severus, has it simply been too long? SS/HG Time-Travel Romance...COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,472 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Child of New Beginnings by trizfores reviews
Before the fall of Voldemort, Hermione's life had been torn apart by the one person she trusted the most. Time has passed, and it has caught up with her. No longer can she hide from the truth. No longer can she hide from Severus. SSHG. R&R pls. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,701 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dissolution Law by mia madwyn reviews
The Marriage Law, challenged. Complete in six chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Reciprocity by refya reviews
Severus had reached the limits of his tolerance for a distant wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Secret Worth Keeping by Red Writing Hood reviews
Letters between Hermione and Dumbledore reveals a secret that Hermione had kept from Severus. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,219 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Highly Confidential Journal of Paine by Changed to avoid recognition reviews
Paine's always had an interesting outlook on things, hasn't she? Well, now you can view the plot as seen from her eyes...with a humorous twist. Chapter 14 is now up, so quit yer moanin'.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,140 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Paine
It's stuck! by baka alchemist reviews
HGSS drabbles, quite funny and... uh, pervy sometimes. [no HBP, abandoned. Will not be updated.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What's Yours Is Mine by Performula reviews
Paine's coveted black shirt dissapears, and the only suspect is a perky blonde. Dialouge only. Rikku x Paine
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Paine, Rikku - Complete
Not Another Karaoke Contest by BeachBum754 reviews
This is not a karaoke contest! But it does include a whole bunch of parodies of (mostly) well-known songs, sung by HP people! Features Voldie rapping, Hermione ranting, and Ron being jealous, among other things!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,980 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003
Vincent's Secret by Saesama reviews
Vincent has a secret he's willing to share :3 Valenwind fic for MRE, rated for language, adult situations and goofiness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Cid H., Vincent V.
You Are My Happiness by Failte reviews
What happened to bring Lupin and Tonks together after the hospital wing. MAJOR HP6 SPOILER WARNING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Exhibitionism by Painestwin reviews
A RikkuxPaine oneshot dialogue only piece! Paine's not too happy with Rikku...
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Our Beloved Tekken Characters by BahamutZERO reviews
Peer into the lives of our favorite Tekken characters. Major character bashing in some chapters. Rated R for language and some sexuality.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,229 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/28/2003
The Re Enactments by Changed to avoid recognition reviews
One-Shot. Rated PG for some language. Have you ever pitied the characters of a poorly written story? Ever read an outright crappy work? Ever wish that there was someone to bluntly tell these authors "You're an idiot? Wish granted.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Complete
The One You Want by lethal paine reviews
What are you supposed to do when your girlfriends calling out her ex-girlfriend's name at night? [ 3rd-person limted to Gippal, RikkuxPaine-ish, um... stuffs]
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004
Of Love Letters and Dirty Thoughts by pancakesareking reviews
[Slash] In the opinion of Sirius Black, literature is something best left for Remus Lupin. So, in the scheme of things, Remus is left to write a love letter to himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Doujinshi and the Damned by La Cidiana reviews
When Cloud and Vincent start acting even more strangely than usual, Cid takes the obvious action of trying to figure out why he always gets paired with latter. Meanwhile, what could Shin-Ra possibly be up to when Rufus acquires a few strange obsessions?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2003
Rainfall by celeria reviews
"The beauty of the rain is how it falls." Hermione/Ginny, a bit sad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Harry Potter & the Excruciatingly Pointless Fanfic by Hedwig and the Angry Snitch reviews
Harry and company are faced with a new terror...and it's gosh darn hilarious! A playful poke at the series and movie, and also has a plot. Think of it as controlled chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,511 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 1/7/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Potions Lesson: A Guide by Imhilien reviews
The best way for Hermione to approach a potions lesson... HGSS Poetry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Cloud and Tifa at the Movies by Flux reviews
UH OH! Cloud's putting the moves on Tifa again! Look out Tifa! Cloud is one very SEXUAL FOX!...... Actually, this is how to NEVER write a fanfic. (By the way, all plot holes, and inconsistencies within, are INTENTIONAL.. Complaining about these aspects i
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2001
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Sparks reviews
- I saw sparks, singing out. - Hermione/Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Night and Day Are Opposites reviews
Rikku has a plan to make Paine loosen up. Will Paine fall for it or fall for something else? Humorous views from both characters. FINALLY UPDATED!
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,605 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Paine, Rikku
Somewhere I Have Never Traveled reviews
When death is whimsical and time is limited, love will find its way through. One shot. Based on the ee cummings poem. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Next to You reviews
So many years deep into my marriage, and yet still I only love you...and you're not mine.' Temptation floats through the air and pushes each closer to infidelity. Gippal x Rikku
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
Holiday Surprises reviews
For the holidays, Paine turns the other cheek and gives Rikku the best present she could ever receive. Happy Holidays! Paine x Rikku
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Paine, Rikku - Complete
Behind The Bullet reviews
OneShot Vincent shows Cid his strange way of relaxing. VinCid
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Godfather Of Romance reviews
James forgot it was Lily's birthday and stresses. But Sirius comes to the rescue by offering to write a romantic letter. But really, what do you expect 'romance' to be from SIRIUS? RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Mama reviews
A five year old Tidus tries to tell his mother that's it going to be OK. 'Daddy didn't mean what he said, mama...'
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
Ah, Memories reviews
[One-Shot] Before Cloud leaves the villa memories wash up to his mind about a certain girl. But memories should be forgotten, right?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Complete
Parodies Gone Whack reviews
What! The HP characters singing parodies? What the hell's happening! Actually nothing but an authoress asking for reviews. Chapter 14 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P.
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