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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and House, M.D..

Author is a perfectly normal writer who is in no way caught in a time loop that gives him incredible and unrealistic powers.
Likes: Naruto and Harry Potter fanfics more than 150k words long
Dislikes: The time it takes to write down awesome ideas for fanfics
Hobbies: Writing Naruto and Harry Potter fanfics
Dreams for the future: Completing a 400,000 word fanfic

One thing that really tickles my fancy is authors who use logical (or at least interesting) ideas for their stories and see them through to the end. I hope my writing shows something close to that. Simulating the "what if" of a story accurately is, to me, more important than mind blowing ideas, awesome fight scenes, or even "teh sexy."


TimeLoopedPowerGamer's Fan Forum

Post here to ask questions that everyone gets the answer to. Tell everyone how awesome/full of plot holes my fanfics are. Normal reviews are very, very welcome, but if you also post your questions here then everyone who subscribes gets to hear the answers. I'll try to post new entries every update to fuel the discussion.

I now have a Twitter account (TimeLoopedPG) and a Tumblr blog. Check them out for unrelated ramblings and stuff not directly related to my fanfiction stories.

OMGZ, I'm in a fic challenge for the first time!!

Challenge forum topic and rules for The Great Matriarchal Harem Fic Challenge.

(SPOILERS!!) My first outline and summary draft (SPOILERS!!)

Best of all, after this story is finished I'll have an actual harem fic to point to when people complain about Secret Treasures being a harem fic.

My SECOND Fic challenge, this one actually complete!

The Challenge

"What happens if Gregory House taught DADA?"

The Answer: House, D.A.D.A.

My current stories are:

A Naruto 'verse fic about Sasuke - next update: building buffer and goofing off, not dead though!
Secret Treasures of the Uchiha

My poll about how this is totally not a harem fic is on my forum now!

2014-03-03 progress update

Really, the story isn't dead. I've currently got two out of the five chapters I needed for the short "filler" arc done. I'm going to finish the four chapter filler arc and have drafts of the "real" story until the end (at about 200k words) finished before I start updating again with edited and proofed chapters, as well as corrected versions of earlier chapters. The plan right now is to start publishing again in April ???, but we'll have to see.

Completion is fully planned at around 150k-200k words. I've already done an "n years later" last chapter to try to nail down where it'll all end up.

2014-10-26 progress update

I've got two chapters and a fat "chapter" epilogue right now. One of those chapters will go at the end of "Secret Treasures of the Uchiha", ending that story, and the other will start a new story called "Reign of the Uchiha," a sequel with a slightly different mood. It will be about 60k-80k words long and contain the rest of the story, through the epilogue. Most of the planned and abandoned "filler arc" will be at the start of this second story.

I don't want to drag things along (like I have with some of my other stories), so I'm going to wait until I've got the entire story down in at least a rough draft format. At that point, I'll prove I can keep a schedule by releasing final versions as regular updates. Right now, I expect this to happen summer '15.

Terribly sorry about the delay. I've been writing a lot, just not on this story. But I am finishing it, guaranteed.

A Tale of Time Travel and Harry Potter - next update: Dec 2014?

Harry Potter and the Witch Queen

A Forum topic on the main romantic pair for this fic is now open. A lot of people have questions about Luna's relationship with Harry and hopefully this answers them. I also discuss why I think Harry and Hermione work together and invite further discussion.

Up to the end of year two has already been worked out, including other major events after. It'll get rather AU fast, which is really where the fun is. Completion is planned at around 400k words. I've already written the climactic end of year two, which is where this story will end, with a sequel fic very likely.

NOT ON fanfiction.net
A Naruto 'verse smut story where people do it, like, a lot:
With a Smile on Her Face (AO3 - ArchiveOfOurOwn dot com) (WARNING: ADULTS ONLY RATED) - next update: in progress...
Almost finished writing this. But it is very much porn, so I can't post it here. Sorry.

Yamanaka can read minds, right? So what's that mean for Ino's love life?
Mind Body Heart Technique (AO3 - ArchiveOfOurOwn dot com) (WARNING: ADULTS ONLY RATED) - COMPLETE
Wrote this one fast and dirty. Possibly my best in the genre yet. Still has lots of feels.

A One-Shot Harry Potter in Slytherin fic that might one day be a longer story:

A Snake Before the Gathering Storm

I wrote this one-shot to try to show how the start of a lightly AU story really doesn't need to run through canon events to be interesting. Rather than take up the first 100k words in a fanfic, and all the author's enthusiasm, the first few years should quickly set the stage for when things really start running off the rails. Because that is what is actually interesting in AU fanfic – not the things that remain the same, but the things which are different.

This is my version of a Slytherin Harry story's first chapter and entire first year. I may write more on this some day, but for now I consider it a finished one-shot. Insert your own ideas about what changed on the train ride and Sorting. It really doesn't matter to the plot yet, so (and this is key) I didn't write it. If and when it does matter, those parts will be referred back to or featured in a brief flashback.

I see the full story based on this idea being about 80k, mostly years 4-7, and be either pure Harry/Slytherin ambition, Harry/OC, or Harry/Hermione. Hell, I might make it a sappy, genuine harem fic (at last!) just to be different.

Also in the Naruto 'verse, but as of yet unnamed and unpublished:

Naruto is a terrible ninja. Some people think it is because he is a loser, others site the Nine Tails sealed within him. Actually, it is because he is almost completely nearsighted. Being able to see chakra (but not through things) helps a little, allowing him to see well enough to avoid dying instantly, but it also makes it hard to hit non-living targets and colors his opinions.

He can see how awesome he is! Doesn't he have more chakra than anyone around him, even the Hokage? It should be easy to become Hokage with his strength! Sakura is brightly colored and easy to see normally in a crowd, but she is also pathetically weak, chakra-wise, so needs protecting. That bastard Sasuke is obviously weaker than he is, why can't he beat him? All the foes he fights are powerless before his awesome strength, even if he wastes most of it.

Kakashi is on the edge, all the time. The intensive chakra training he has to work on every waking hour still isn't enough, but if he slacks off even a little, his rival Gai with take his place as Number One Elite Shinobi. Now with a team he doesn't want, each member with troubling issues, will he be able to keep up without dishonoring his dead sensei's dreams for the village?

ANBU agent, code name "Sakura," is increasingly unable to deal with her cover team's horrible antics, and it seems like Kakashi is starting to get suspicious. Her sole mission, to help contain the village's secret weapon, has been going on for about 5 years and she's literally starting to lose her mind due to the chakra power seals she's been under. Will the youngest ANBU since Itachi be able to contain a situation rapidly spinning out of control? And what are her secret orders in the case of exposure or failure?

An idea I haven't used yet for a Harry Potter 'verse oneshot:
Luna wakes up in the Hospital Wing and can't remember what happened last night. Getting forcibly released by a frowning Madam Pomfrey the next morning (she wanted to sleep in) Luna wanders sleepily into the Great Hall for breakfast.

Everyone stops talking. Lavender sees her and faints. Some of the Firsties just turn and run. The Slytherins are smirking but not calling her names for once. The Twins look afraid. Dean is missing entirely. Harry doesn't know anything that happened (as usual) and is just confused. The entire teaching staff is absent from the hall this morning, for unknown reasons. No one's seen the ghosts all morning.

Turns out, Luna can't remember anything after her third serving of this stuff called "Joe," a muggle drink named after its inventor that Dean and the Twins had smuggled in. She didn't like the bitter taste at first, so she had each cup with two sugars. Two cups of sugar. Each. She sets out with Harry (the only one who'll get near her now) to figure out what happened during her lost time. What they find is a castle thrown into full chaos and each discovery only brings up more questions about what really happened.

Luna and Harry adventure/humor fic, size would be about 10k words, maybe three chapters of more than 3k words each. Still in the planning stages until I get caught up on some other stuff.

A horrible Harry Potter crossover idea I had back in the last minute panic of NaNoWriMo 2012:
I didn't have a firm topic for my "novel" as late as the day before NaNoWriMo 2012 started, and a friend almost convinced me to write a 50k word fanfic based on this stupid brainstorm idea. Now you all must suffer because of that.

It is a Supernatural/Harry Potter crossover, canon up to the end of 1998 (screw the horrible JK pairings and resulting idiot-named kids). It features a 2008 (Season Four-ish) Sam and Dean, in England, hunting rumors of the Horcruxes from ten years ago. They run into the now-adult "witch" Hermione Granger, with predictable results given their knowledge of witches in the States. Lighthearted romantic drama ensues, with the boys' typical idiot reactions to females thematically present.

The boys are bumbling heroes and Hermione is a genius who was quit of Ron 30 seconds into their record-breakingly brief marriage (no kids). She is now even more "scary but brilliant," especially after her research into demonic magic causes Lucifer's representatives in the UK to sign a complicated non-aggression pact with Magical Britain if only she'll stop looking into it. Little does she know that the end of the world would nullify that contract and allow them to kill everyone in the UK at will. Hell will do anything to keep her from finding that out.

Castiel thinks one of the 66 Seals locking up Hell has to do with Voldemort's rise and Horcruxes and sends them to England to look into it. Ruby won't step foot in England, for some reason, and thinks they are crazy for going there and says so loudly.

Once the they show up, the boys they start poking around the events of 1981 and 1998. They are tracking down leads to a witch who was involved with the so-called Boy-Who-Lived, but they get things a little...turned around, and they start to think Hermione is in league with the demons, who seem a little too defensive of knowledge about the current location and activities of one Hermione Granger, almost as if they were protecting someone.

Sam starts out having minor demon blood withdrawals, as they are thin on the ground in the UK, and he is bored, unimpressed, and just wants to get back home. Dean is seriously nerding out about the whole Harry Potter thing (think the word's worst real-world HP fanboy – he is wandering around reading essentially JK's books) and he loves UK wizarding society's little quirks – think Authur Weasley in reverse.

Sam eventually ends up becoming "enchanted" by Hermione's brains and wild beauty and Dean has a hilariously sexy run-in with Quiddich jock, Harry Potter expert (who totally isn't married to Harry – she looks exactly like his mom), and closet muggle nerd Ginny Weasley. The boys tell Hermione about the problem with demons and the end of the world and together they eventually figure out something interesting but moderately useless about the Seals, the nature of Horcruxes, and the boys' issues with relating to strong women.

Summary: When Sam and Dean show up at Oxford University hunting information on a decades old story of a conflict involving Dark Forces and magical objects called Horcruxes that might be related to one of the 66 Seals, their investigation interferes with Hermione Granger's project to integrate muggle higher education with Hogwarts graduates.

Will they all be killed and dragged to Hell by demons or worse, get Hermione fired from her tenure track?

Notes on Japanese language mangling:

I'm trying to use the shortest, most flavorful words where possible. Sometimes those are the English or western-preferred terms, like Leaf (it seems strange to call the village just “Leaf,” so I use Konoha when referring to it – not entirely correct) or ninja (useful because it is genderless). I also use male and female specific Japanese terms (shinobi and kunoichi [which is actually really offensive, but I digress, respectively) when they feel right to me. Sometimes, I use the Japanese terms instead of longer English literals, like with shunshin (the Body Flicker technique). All is kept as standardized as possible to keep the best flow. Hope it works out and reads well.

A note on names:
I use western order for names (Given then Family) instead of Japanese (Family then Given), except for Maito Gai (I'm using the Japanese order and name because I hate Kishimoto's playful names sometimes [all the time]).

It gets worse
To not use the typical anime-influenced, name-plus-suffix style would take a lot away from the Naruto 'verse flavor. I'm using it primarily to indicate the most hard to translate relationship stuff, where in English they might say “sir” or “cutie” or something else. If Sakura calls her crush “Sasuke,” it just doesn't feel the same. So Hinata stays ultra-formal (as best as I can do), except when she slips with Naruto's name, Sasuke skips it because he's an ass unless he is forced to, everyone calls their sensei by familiar names plus, etc. This also means that sometimes I'll run into full name plus suffix. Which I'll avoid entirely, because it looks and “sounds” weird in western name order. Sometimes, this might get weird. I'll keep it under control, promise.

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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 704,269 - Reviews: 22285 - Favs: 14,701 - Follows: 14,558 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,903 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 3,997 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Madara U., Mito U., OC
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 196,208 - Reviews: 5882 - Favs: 11,645 - Follows: 14,050 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3204 - Favs: 5,560 - Follows: 7,081 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Iris Potter, Agent of SHIELD by Philosophize reviews
Part 2 of "Witches of SHIELD." Sequel to "Death of Natasha Romanoff." Reunited with Hermione Granger, Iris Potter has taken back her name and is using magic again, but can Iris maintain control or will she become worse than the foes SHIELD sends her against? Will she and Hermione be able to help Iron Man stop the Hulk, the Abomination, and Ivan Vanko? AU; fem!Harry; femslash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,335 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Stay at St Mungo's by Natascope reviews
At the end of 5th year, instead of attacking Madam Bones, Voldemort attacks the Grangers, attempting to draw out Harry for a confrontation. The meeting results in Harry's internment in a secure wing at St. Mungo's. Now with Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,825 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 10/22/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34322 - Favs: 23,039 - Follows: 17,521 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadow Stalker: Advent of a Hero by ack1308 reviews
An AU where Taylor is in the alleyway instead of Emma. She triggers there, with a different set of powers. In the aftermath, Shadow Stalker has to face the consequences of her inaction, deal with her feelings about this new parahuman, and ask herself searching questions about her own philosophy of life. An exploration of the concept of a Taylor Hebert/Sophia Hess romance.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,243 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Hookwolf, Lung - Complete
Heterochromic by Webdog177 reviews
Astoria Greengrass wants to set up Harry Potter with her sister, Daphne. But her plans don't really go the way she wants them to. Not your usual Harry/Daphne/Astoria fic. Rated for some language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 486 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
All Kill Landing Edge by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: In which Yamanaka Ino's first meeting with Haruno Sakura goes a little differently, with unexpected consequences for all. [XII - Oh Hiruzen, there just might be hope for you yet!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,321 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3696 - Favs: 10,211 - Follows: 11,482 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 5098 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 5,060 - Follows: 5,533 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Shingeki no Lesbian Horses by Ironypus reviews
But she'd keep asking. She'd keep asking until humanity was safe. She reached for a knife with her mind, making it visible, making it hover between the things eyes.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013
Secure Containment of Prophecy: Case Number 368 (SCP-368) by AngrySlytherine reviews
A post-Hogwarts / SCP (Secure, Contain, Protect) crossover. A lost prophecy is recovered after the fact. Undersecretary Hermione Granger is not happy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7485 - Favs: 12,852 - Follows: 8,249 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry James Potter Junior by outlawpoet
The Potters couldn't possibly be that bad at naming kids, what if his son had chosen that name for himself and insisted on it, and Harry was too kind not to go along with it, at least for a while...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5380 - Favs: 5,617 - Follows: 6,142 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Not Normal by Radaslab reviews
His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 585,600 - Reviews: 3462 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 4,335 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Yamanaka Ino obtains the Mangekyou Sharingan by outlawpoet reviews
The Mangekyou is the most powerful doujutsu in the known world. Every Uchiha with it became international figures. But Yamanaka Ino isn't a gloomy self-obsessed elitist who barely acknowledges other people exist. When she's given the opportunity, what will she do? (Wrote this in response to a challenge, meant to be cracky, taken too far)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3535 - Favs: 6,325 - Follows: 3,188 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Fragments by kiraiakuma reviews
Every ending is a new beginning, and often the endings of different stories come together for a new one. But this one might have some rather worrying implications for the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,358 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6372 - Favs: 12,154 - Follows: 4,672 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 4,617 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
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Two Tales - The Seventh Son and The Wolfmother reviews
Two short stories of Harry Potter with one question: what if a witch had instead been born a wizard, or vice versa? Male Ginny and Female Remus each star in their own story of a single change and the difference it makes. Canon compliant soft AU, with a single character changing sex and gender in each story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Ginny W. - Complete
A Snake, Before the Gathering Storm reviews
A Slytherin does not cavort around the school with idlers and troublemakers. A Slytherin carefully plots and plans. A Slytherin judges others based on the quality of their minds and the content of their ambitions, not their blood. Harry is a very good Slytherin indeed. But not all is well at Hogwarts. First year one-shot, possible future story seed, SlytherinHarry, soft AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
House, DADA reviews
Dr. Gregory House, Head of the St. Mungo's Department of Diagnostic Magic, was hired as a teacher for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class at Hogwarts: '92-'93 school year. After months of pain, terror, and attacks on students – and also Slytherin's monster – Dumbledore finally decides he needs to deal with the situation before Minnie finds that Castration Curse in the library.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Albus D., G. House - Complete
Harry Potter and the Witch Queen reviews
After a long war, Voldemort still remains undefeated and Hermione Granger has fallen to Darkness. But despite having gained great power in exchange for a bargain with the hidden Fae, she is still unable to kill the immortal Dark Lord. As a last resort, she sends Harry back in time twenty years to when he was eleven, using a dark ritual with a terrible sacrifice. Canon compliant AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 150,495 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Secret Treasures of the Uchiha reviews
Sasuke has two ambitions. He has seen the impossibility of one with Itachi in an anonymous hotel corridor, where he barely escaped with a broken arm and his life. He had sort of planned on leaving the other until he killed his brother, but Hiashi Hyūga has a surprise for him. Will finding the hidden underground storehouse of the Uchiha solve all his problems?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,109 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] Sakura H.