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Joined 08-27-12, id: 4224810, Profile Updated: 08-05-15
Author has written 14 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Lux Series, Jennifer L. Armentrout, Wake series, Hunger Games, Hobbit, Frozen, Downton Abbey, Spider-Man, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Guardians of the Galaxy, Stranger Things, 2016, and Avengers.

Hey all you out there on fanfiction! You are here for probably one of a list of reasons which I will describe for you in the following:

The List of Reasons You Are Reading My Profile

1. You read one of my stories and want to know more about this fabulous author.

2. You read one of my stories and thought it was so awful you want to know more about the idiot who wrote it.

3. You are a stalker who wants to kill me. (Let's hope not, but who knows.)

4. You know me personally and want to read up on me a bit stalkerishly just so you can tell me you read my profile.

5. You are being held hostage and as torture you are being forced to read fanfiction.

6. You want to know if my stories are any good before you read them.

7. You are bored.

8. You are a janitor who has nothing better to do than sit in the closet and read fanfiction.

9. You are a vampire scouting the internet for its next meal. Sorry, Not going to tell you my blood type.

10. You are in a mental asylum and this is the only site to which you have access.

If you have any other reason for reading this, even though I'm pretty sure I covered my bases, message me and I will add it to the list. Unless you tell me you are a stalker. In that case I might not respond.

According to options 1, 2, 3, 6 and 9, you want to know more about me. Unfortunately due to options 3, 8 and 9, I don't feel entirely comfortable giving you that information. Therefore, here is a list of things I am not.

The List of Things I Am Not

1. A balloon shaped like a puppy

2. A bottle of spray paint

3. A peg-legged clown

4. Left-handed

5. Stupid (to the best of my knowledge)

6. A terrorist (even though I have a friend who claims I am)

7. Eating my own socks

8. Eating other people's socks

9. Photosynthesizing (that rules out indoor plants) (And I suppose outdoor too...)

10. In the middle of the ocean

There are infinitely more things I am not, so of course this is just a start. You probably actually want to know more about me so therefore I'm going to make another list about myself...

The List of Things I was in Past Lives (Please note this was not all at the same time; they were separate lives.)

1. A unicorn

2. A weeping willow

3. A hedgehog

4. A fortune teller

5. Joan of Arc

6. A mud puddle (that life didn't last very long)

7. A meercat

8. Dead (Totally makes sense if you think about it. Or don't. I don't care if you're letting your brain rot.)

9. A poison dart fish

10. A dinosaur (preferably blue)

One of my self-proclaimed greatest traits is my cynicism towards the world. That is why my next list is titled...

The List of Things I Absolutely Hate With Some Brief Explanations Included (a very long title indeed)

1. Racist pigs (not actual pigs, just people who act like pigs; I don't think pigs can be racist)- just read To Kill a Mocking Bird; you too will then agree with me.

2. The sound of people eating- I even hate the sound of myself eating. I just can't stand it.

3. Sponge bob- I can't even express my hatred for this loathsome animated creature; he's just so stupid.

4. People who post pictures of themselves and then proceed to describe how beautiful or ugly they are. NOBODY CARES!

5. Those stupid copy/paste profile things that everyone has on their profile. It's like, come on, can't you put your own creativity and expression into anything?

6. Love triangles, Insta-love, and true love- Boring, over-rated, and just stupid. What's really stupid is when they're all together as in the following short story. Please enjoy. Or better yet, don't enjoy.

She locks eyes with him across the cafeteria and knows without a shadow of a doubt that he's the only true one for her. Except for that other guy she saw yesterday; he was pretty cute. But with out this new guy, her life would be over. The sun and moon and stars would never shine on her oppressive gloom. But that other guy was really cute too. She wants... she wants... a deity to decide for her, except that would mean one of her true loves would die...

7. People who hate reading- it just makes me want to sob on the inside and wonder if they had a completely awful childhood.

8. Football- I don't understand it. It's completely stupid to watch because there's too much happening at once. Actually this is nearly all sports. I don't understand why people want to watch sweaty guys chase after balls. You could watch your dog do that.

9. Math- what more needs to be said?

10. The smell of vinegar

Here is my disclaimer for all stories: I don't own anything. The reason I don't always write author's notes is not because I don't love my readers, but because it screws with my perfect word count. Therefore, I plead you to review, not because they make me warm and fuzzy inside to know that people actually read what I write, but because I want my writing to be better and develop as my story moves on. I hate people who beg for reviews, so this isn't begging; this is me asking for your feedback to improve. Thank you.

I also Beta-read if anyone is interested. Check out my Beta profile for more details.

And to conclude, a poem I wrote. I'm not really sure what it means, let it speak for itself. It's written in pantoom style.

Hiding Place

Where it all begins

Hidden in the crevices

Buried so deep

Beyond the darkening shadows

Hidden in the crevices

A melodious sound

Beyond the darkening shadows

Comes the ominous voice

A melodious sound

So sweet on the tongue

Comes the ominous voice

With a wary word

So sweet on the tongue

Yet bitter going down

With a wary word

All turns sour

Yet bitter going down

The memory fades

All turns sour

Light becomes new

The memory fades

Buried so deep

Light becomes new

Where it all begins

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Of New Years Eve Parties and Secret Kisses reviews
Jonathan's mother drags him to the Wheeler's New Years Eve Party. And yeah, he hasn't really talked to Nancy since the incident. So here's to hoping he doesn't make a fool of himself.
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2017 - [Nancy W., Jonathan B.] - Complete
Of Pina Coladas and Getting Caught in the Rain reviews
He never intended to start sleeping with her, but when she called it off, desperate times called for desperate measures. Inspired Rupert Holmes' song "Escape."
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord]
Beyond Humanity and Untamed Rage reviews
He wasn't supposed to crash land on Ahch-To. She wasn't supposed to offer a temporary truce. He definitely wasn't supposed to have to choose between sleeping with her and killing her. Post TFA. Reylo.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo]
Of Intimate Caresses and Disintegrating Control reviews
She never imagined falling for someone so unlike herself. Owen and Claire in the aftermath of Jurassic World. Oneshot.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Owen, Claire] - Complete
Luminous reviews
He didn't even know her name. And yet he was responsible for her reaping... The interwoven story of Finnick and Annie. Each chapter told in exactly 100 words. A canon linear drabble.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Annie C., Finnick O.] - Complete
Over Omniscient Skyscrapers reviews
What they were wasn't something that could be described simply; they were haphazard, a wild mix of unfinished chemistry homework, irremovable spider webbing, and half-eaten foot-long sandwiches. Drabbles.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
Serendipity reviews
Fifty ways Anna and Kristoff meet in modern, alternate universes. Sweet and humorous with a touch of sarcastic dialogue. Each chapter is a 100 word drabble.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
Of Christmas Caroling Accidents and Incidents with Strangers reviews
Skye was just trying to spread some Christmas cheer. She didn't expect get stranded in a blizzard with a very attractive stranger. A modern AU Christmas Skyeward oneshot.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy J.] - Complete
Of Exceptionally Devious Plots and Greasy Imitation Heavens reviews
When a mysterious, god-like figure descends from the sky, what is Thomas Barrow supposed to do but follow the handsome Loki to America for world domination? ONESHOT.
Crossover - Downton Abbey & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Thomas, Loki] - Complete
Between Fading Lights reviews
He pretends to be innocent, and she pretends she isn't. But, really, who were they fooling? A retelling of parts of The Desolation of Smaug through alternating the POVs of Kili and Tauriel. Their story told in exactly 500 word chapters. A linear drabble collection.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Kíli, Tauriel] - Complete
Of Uncanny Intuition and Frozen Chocolate Sprinkles
A moment. In Time. About them. A Janie and Cable one shot.
Wake series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Complete
Iridescent reviews
"The tension between them boils uncontrollably. And then there is some kissing." Being a rendition of the tale of James and Lily. Simple drabbles told in exactly 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Of Disappearing Watermelon and Poorly Executed Revenge reviews
Just a one shot about Daemon and Katy. A rare glimpse into their relationship. And Daemon's shirtless body. Which is probably a bit more common.
Lux Series, Jennifer L. Armentrout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Deamon, Katy] - Complete
Reverberate reviews
Percy and Annabeth and their serendipidious relationship. Percabeth drabbles told in exactly 100 words.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete