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hi im water dragon, i love yu-gi-oh 5ds and Crow so much

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature or profile to help him gain world domination

i might have been brain washed kitty, but it's ok

You Say Pink

I Say Black

You Say Paris Hilton

I Say Fall Out Boy

You Say Zac Efron

I Say Pete Wentz

You Say Pop

I Say Rock

You Say I'm Weird

I Say Thank You!

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

How to annoy everyone:

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

Normal people VS. YuGiOh 5ds fans

Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

YuGiOh 5ds fans: would rather rely on the crimson dragon for future predictions.

Normal people: say OMG!

YuGiOh 5ds fans: Say oh my stardust ! (OMS!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

YuGiOh 5ds fans: Say shut up or I'll steal Goodwins check book and blame on you.

Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly

YuGiOh 5ds fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Crow.

Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

YuGiOh 5ds fans: when being chased yell HELP ME CRIMSON DRAGON!

Normal People: get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.

YuGiOh fans: know that their might be a duel between signer yusei fudo and dark signer kalin kessler.

Normal People: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

YuGiOh 5ds fans: would rather try and find a way to New Domino City.

Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.

YuGiOh 5ds fans: Just know that a dark signer is after you.

Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles

YuGiOh 5ds fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly kalin or yusei.

Normal people: Think YuGiOh is just a stupid children’s card game that can be played on motecycles.

YuGiOh 5ds fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past and that the motercycle is called a d- wheel.

Normal people: Think little people are stupid.

YuGiOh fans: Think that luna is way too cute to be stupid.

Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.

YuGiOh 5ds fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like yusei is there.

Normal people: Think New Domino City is so not real and is stupid.

YuGiOh 5ds fans: Would go immediately to New Domino City, because maybe yusei is there!

Normal people: Would never buy too expensive things because they might become out of money.

YuGiOh 5ds fans: Would just kidnap lazar and force goodwin to shop with them.

Normal People: Solve all their problems by suing people.

YuGiOh 5ds Fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game. Or asking goodwin to sue them for you.

Normal people: Sing Lady GaGa

Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's (Abridged) fans: Sing were yugioh and stronger! (and recieve many awkward stares XD)

Normal people: Don't believe in real magic.

Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the nether world.

Normal people: Don't believe in the Apocalypse.

Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's fans: Laugh and show them yusei and/or Season 1 dark signer

Normal people: Are afraid of parodox.

Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's (Abridged) fans: Knows he just wants twenty dollars. And maybe a part in a movie. With a few dead children. Because it's what he does.

If you are a YuGiOh 5D's! fan, then put this on your profile.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.

People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.

People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.

95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump.put this as part of sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell ''DO A FLIP!!!'' If you are part of the 5% that would do this then copy and paste.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

if you have ever said " im fine" when your really not. paste this on your profile

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"What's behind this door? -opens it- ...another door. Hilarious."

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt." "So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

They locked you in?" "No, I locked THEM out! Why must you always see these things backwards?"

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

Earth is full. Go home.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Never memorize something that you can look up."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."

"The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."

"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Computers make very accurate mistakes. (22=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)"

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

" If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."

"I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong."

"Yo-yo: an object occasionally up but normally down (See also: computer)."

"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."

"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"

"I'm not awesome, you just suck."

"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!"

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad.


There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

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