Hamyel
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Joined 08-27-12, id: 4225323, Profile Updated: 07-03-13
Author has written 3 stories for Kung Fu Panda, Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Sekirei.

Me: a brazilan guy with big dreams and maybe mental disturbed but no need to keep saying that. I just want to make people laugh and things like that.

if I dont do it who's gonna do it for me? and dont look at me like that if the people that work to make this world a bad world dont take rest why people like me that want to make it better would take?



how I look like? well I'm tall black and white ( get it?) decendent with short brown hair and dark brown eyes

my favorite sports are swiming, muay thai, running and punch random things.

I'm belive in my jesus because he is real the other are just something that people like to use and that those things are god.

if you believe in the same jesus that I belive copy this on your profile

if you the kind of guy who thinks that see the people you love smile because something you did is the best thing on the world copy this one too.

and if you think that an oc and more things to write here are a good ideia read my fics review and dont push it

When I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked ...him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this on your profile (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile

If you believe that Po and Tigress will get together in Kung Fu Panda 3, Copy and Paste this into your profile!

If you love when it snows, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you are NUTS over Po and Tigress romance fanfics, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in la-la land most of the time, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book or tv show and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

Friends and Best Friends:

Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh cause she tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying ''Dang we screwed up!''

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will help me kidnap the band.

Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Best Friend:Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad'' or by their first name.

Friend: Ask me for my number.
Best Friend: Ask me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people who read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 13. People call another girl "fat", no one knows she has a serious disease causing her to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't...

25 Reasons I owe my mother.

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about weather.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTION.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."

37 Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Some more...

60. Come in acting like another animal.
61. Come in crawling on your hands and knees. When the teacher tells you to stop, obey right away and sit in your seat. When the teacher starts talking, examine your hands. In the middle of one of the teacher's sentences, yell at the top of your lungs. Then run around shouting "GERMS!! I'M COVERED IN GERMS!! THEY'RE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!" and such.
62. Talk in an accent. Constantly.
63. Count how many times the teacher says 'um'. Tell him/her at the end of class.
64. Come in eating something gross.
65. After using the bathroom, don't dry your hands. When you walk in, say very loudly, "They didn't have any paper towels" or "The hand dryer is too loud for me". Then shake your hands really hard on the people next to you. Bonus points if one of those people is the teacher.
66. After the teacher does a problem on the board, say you don't get it. When he/she explains it, continue to exist that you don't understand. When the teacher gets frustrated, whine "It's not my fault you're a bad teacher!"
67. During a fire drill, stay in the classroom with a water bottle and explain that you're going to help the firefighters fight the fire. (Note: don't actually do this one, fire drills are serious)

A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINKWhen you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you HATE discrimination

When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer, and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside your dorm, so you wouldn't have to say 'bye' in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died, and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this, and if you don't, you wouldn't care if your mom dies, would you?

"They Pushed Her"


Carmen Winstead

was pushed

down a sewer opening

by 5 girls in her school,

trying to

embarrass

her

in front of

her school

during a fire drill.

When she didn't submerge

the police were called.

They went down

and brought up

17 year old

Carmen Winstead's

body,

her neck broken from

hitting the ladder,

and then the

side concrete at the bottom.

The girls told everyone she fell...

They believed them.

FACT:

2 months ago,

16 year old

David Gregory

read this post and

didn't repost it.

When he went to

take a shower

he heard

laughter

from his shower,

he started freaking out

and ran to his computer

to repost it.

He said goodnight

to his mom

and went to sleep.

5 hours later

his mom woke up

in the middle of the night

cause of a loud noise.

David was gone.

That morning

a few hours later

the police found him

in the

sewer,

his neck broken

and his face skin

peeled off.

Even google her name- you'll find this to be true

If you don't repost this saying

"they pushed her"

Then Carmen will get you,

either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower,

or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,

in the dark, then Camoron will come for you

PLEASE repost this or Cameron will get you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If this scared the shit out of you to, you know what to do...

If you have driven with any family member and they suddenly pulled over to the side of the road to chase a fifty dollar bill that they passed, Copy and paste this on you profile.

If you've walked past a dollar than ran back to get it but it was gone, Copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever contemplated running down the street bare ass naked screaming "Freedom!", Copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ended winning a fight and don't remember how, copy and paste this on your profile.

This is for guys only, If you've ever grabbed your balls when your friend acted like he was gonna hit you in the balls, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever went to check your watch only to realize you don't have one, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever imagined your death after watching any Final Destination movie, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you've ever contemplated writing a lemon for Mystique and Azazel, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever contemplated killing some one and how to hide evidence, copy and paste this on your profile.

If any of your favorite characters have anything in common, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your shirt has a stain from every food you like, use a napkin.

If you think they should bring back Wolverine and the X-Men, PUMP YOUR FIST IN THE AIR AND YELL. "BRING THEM BACK YOU PUSSIES!

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


I had to copy this when I saw it...

Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments

Position: Log Pope (Since 12/24/2010)

Possible Book of Log Positons:

Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.


Quotes of Greatness

"That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!" Calculon - Futurama

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." Winston Churchill

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." Unknown

“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” Homer Simpson - The Simpsons

“Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?" Sideshow Bob - The Simpsons

"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." Carl Zwanzig

"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." General George S. Patton

“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers” Randal Graves - Clerks

"Guns don't kill people... but they sure help."

“There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you” Cameron Poe - Con Air

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" Scott Adams

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." George W. Bush

"Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?" Jay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"That's what the Internet is for! Slandering others anonymously."

"Fighting fair is for people that don't know how to avoid losing correctly."

"I don't drink from the fountain of wisdom, I gargle."

"Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?"

"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." - George Carlin

"A fighter with lesser skill can knock out a man in one punch, but a regular person can make a skilled fighter cry like a girl with a single bullet."

"No technology is worth my dignity. If talking on a wireless headset means I gotta look like Buck Rogers, then I'm not interested. Besides, there's a reason why people hold a phone to their head! It lets people around you know your talking on the phone. So those people know not to waste time talking to you until you finish, which you then indicate, by putting that mothafucka away!" Gin Rummy - The Boondocks (And my thoughts on that stupid fucking bluetooth kick that 85% of this country was on a few years ago)

"If at first you don't succeed, deny that you were really trying in the first place."

"If you get glitter on you prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." Dimitri Martin

"Keep your expectations low. If you expect a kick in the balls, but get a slap in the face, then it's a victory."

"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees."

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."

"You never want to be in a fair fight if an unfair fight is an option." Forrest Griffin - Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down (A Survival Guide To The Apocalypse)

"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years."

"Right leg: hospital, left leg: cemetery." Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic (For those that do not understand you need to go to Youtube)

"The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there." Me - Taken verbatim from my younger brother questioning my sanity after pissing me off in my bedroom post-shower and I took to threatening him with aforementioned grooming device.

"And that's the moral of the story. Some niggas need to go jail! I may be in hell, but at least I ain't in jail, nigga! (laughs maniacally)" Colonel H. Stinkmeaner - The Boondocks

"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." General Douglas MacArthur

"Bullets... my only weakness. How did you know?" Officer Palumbo - Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."

"I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize."

"Nope, no matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching."

"I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing, it's the same color as last place... It's purple."

"Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets."

"There's no 'I' in team." "Oh yeah! Well there's no "you" in "team" either! So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. The team sucks!"

Caboose: "Hey Church, ever wonder why we're here?"

Church: "You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douchebag."

Caboose: "...I meant why are we up here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade."

Church: "Oh. Yeah, okay. Let's go stand in the shade." - Red vs. Blue

"Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and your dead.' Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling."

"Shotgun to the face is a great contingency plan! Wanna see how it cures insubordination?" Sarge - Red vs. Blue

"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Fruit don't talk... Fruit just listens... and waits." Earlie Cuyler - Squidbillies

"Okay I'm going to be completely serious with you... There's every chance in the world I was drunk when I said that."

"Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid."

"You should never avert your eyes from death, never look away from the lives you have taken. And you should never forget the people that you have killed, because I can assure you they will never forget you." Solf J. Kimblee - Fullmetal Alchemist

"Bed is for sissies, unless you're having sex in which case... yeah, bed is still for sissies." Gregory House - House

"I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

"Thank God I wore underwear today." Derek Zoolander - Zoolander

"Sometimes I need what only you can provide... your absence." Me

"I'm so miserable without you it's like you're right there with me." Me

"I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there." Charlie Sheen

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." Charlie Sheen

"A.A. was written for normal people, people that aren't special. People that don't have tiger blood, you know, Adonis-DNA." Charlie Sheen

"Dying is for fools... amateurs." Charlie Sheen

"C.B.S. picked a fight with a warlock." Charlie Sheen

"If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! I can't handle it, unplug this bastard!' It fires in a way that's maybe not from this, uh... this terrestrial realm." Charlie Sheen

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars." Charlie Sheen... and now me.

"If it doesn't hurt you're not doing it right... just like sex." Me

"Experience isn't something you get until right after you need it."

"I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money."

"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

"I'm a peaceful man with bad intentions."

"There's a new sheriff in town... and he has an army of assassins."

"I just had a brainstorm." "I wasn't aware storms could exist in a vacuum."

"I wake up in the morning and piss excellence."

Fit Tony: "That's why I keep my friends close-."

Homer Simpson: "-And your enemies closer?"

Fit Tony: "No. Why would I do that? If they were close they would kill me."

"Just because you sold seven million albums doesn’t mean you’re talented. It just means that there are seven million people that are stupid as hell." Phil 'CM Punk' Brooks

"Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard."

"If it doesn't kill you, use it and kill somebody else..."

"I want a shirt that just says "f* you" on it, and I want to wear it while walking through airports all day. There's no such thing as a bad word, just bad intentions."

"I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes." Jimi Hendrix

"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything; it is that you can kill anyone." Michael Corleone - The Godfather: Part II

"You cannot achieve success, without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If you're not afraid to fail, man, you have a chance to succeed. But you're never gonna get there unless you risk it all the way. I was a failure. Sometimes, half the fun is failing. Learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning, and saying 'Okay. Watch out. Here I come again. A little bit smarter, licking my wounds, and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday.' So now, I'm just a little more dangerous." Paul Heyman

"Show me a man with a combover and I'll show you a man that believes that by crushing a bag of chips... you make more chips." Sheng Wang

"My plans always work! ...Sometimes!"

"Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said... 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'" Ricky Bobby - Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

"If animals have taught me anything it's that you can die very quickly and very suddenly under a bus or on the side of the road." Charlie - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal." Peter La Fleur - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

"Saying you're a history major out loud is basically just the same thing as telling your friends, 'Yes, I do remember every dumbass thing you've ever done in front of me, and I can bring it up accurately whenever I want, so don't start.' I love it, but there's not a whole lot of good job options available for it. What the hell am I going to do, teach? I'm way too hateful to teach kids." Kenchi618 - Me at Buffalo Wild Wings after being asked by friends why I try to major in communications instead of the other thing that I'm good at

"Live every week like it's Shark Week." Tracy Jordan - 30 Rock

"I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, 'something that kills people.' And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut." Hattori Hanzo - Kill Bill Vol.1

("Money doesn't buy happiness.") Rebuttal: "...Have you ever tried not having money before?"

"You know who's going to inherit the earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival. Never go to war, especially with yourself." Yuri Orlov - Lord or War

"Ambition is the willingness to kill the thing you love and eat them to stay alive." Jack Donaghy - 30 Rock

"There are only three kinds of people in this world; those who can count and those who can't."

"You can't touch music, but music can touch you." Mordecai - Regular Show

"If you never choose a side and always stay in the middle you'll never have to directly face down quite as much as if you did, but you'll also always have at least one thing at your open back ready to take a free shot at you no matter which way you turn."

"Schools is this nation's backbone." Cam Brady - The Campaign

"Cain Velasquez might be able to take me down. He might be able to take me down 10 times. But for each of those times he takes me down, I'm going to stand back up. If I land 10 punches on Cain Velasquez, he's not going to stand back up." Junior dos Santos

"If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting. If I tell you I'm no good, you know I'm lying." Bruce Lee

"Ahh Twitter... giving cowards a forum to say things to people they would never say in real life, since 2006." Phil 'CM Punk' Brooks

"Cats are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well." Shigeru Miyamoto

“Wanna make a monster? Take the parts of yourself that make you uncomfortable - your weaknesses, bad thoughts, vanities, and hungers - and pretend they’re across the room. It’s too ugly to be human. It’s too ugly to be you. Children are afraid of the dark because they have nothing real to work with. Adults are afraid of themselves.” Richard Silken - Black Telephone

"If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off."

"Ignorance isn't just bliss, it's also great motivation. There's nothing quite as inspiring as not knowing that you can't do something." Kenchi618


Man Law

1. No wasted beer in the name of humour.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)

5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.

13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favour will one day be replayed.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:

If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count… rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants… (Or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.

30. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another man’s attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

31. Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.

33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important then talking

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you can’t drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.

56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbour’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guy’s night out. This is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavoured that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.

1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.

2. Your date is using her teeth.

3. Anna Kournikova gets married (female’s identity is subject to change depending on time period Man Law is read).

86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-toeye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO.

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined.

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet.

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!" (Exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favour of better athletes - as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

109. You cannot rat out a friend who shows up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks it’s broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patrick’s Day. Green and/or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.

112. When passing another man in a tight area where contact is possible, hole to hole or pole to pole is only acceptable. If it is pole to pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "Fag" may be deemed necessary. Resulting immediate demotion in man status.


The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."


My oc


name: Arazel

genre: male

habilities: flight, full control of his chi making him able to create weapons from it. and a almost lightning speed

personality: kind, gentle and some time serious, but as soon as you get to know him better he became the most crazy person you'll ever meet, like to help people in all the ways possible and would do anything to protect a friend.

how does he look like: he's a mix of lion and phoenix, almost all of him is lion the only difference is that he have four large phoenix wings, he have a red and gold fur and golden eyes,also one scar that go from his right shoulder pass trough his chest and end on his hips, he usually wear an outfit much like that one from Aeon on castlevania (just look for him on google) only that its red, he is almost 6 foot tall and sure have a strong and well built body

background: to start, he is not even from earth, he came from a planet that is dominated by phoenix like creatures, he was an experiment on DNA fusion, after years of testing he finally made his way free, got a space ship and traveled without destination, so he arrived earth and helped to built the Solar city, he gave to the people there all the kind of tecnology he had on his planet, and soon got used to the life on earth, but his past wouldn't leave him so easily, the phoenix like creatures chased him until they got here and are now trying anything to get him back.

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Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 205,468 - Reviews: 4344 - Favs: 5,557 - Follows: 6,360 - Updated: 4h - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A.
Fairy Flame Dragon by Oturan Namikaze reviews
Natsu made a vow at Lisanna's grave to get stronger, so he could make sure that none of his friends and loved ones would fall to the same fate she did. But as he gets stronger, he discovers secrets from his past that will change his future forever. NatsuXErza.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 225,068 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Natsu D., Erza S.]
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 94 - Words: 699,107 - Reviews: 9452 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 4,920 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A.
Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 243,268 - Reviews: 4849 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 4,480 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 3/10 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 673,531 - Reviews: 9569 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 5,446 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A.
Escalation by heroman45 reviews
A young Goku finds himself in a land of magic after an incident with the Dragon Balls rips him away from his home. In a strange new world, he encounters a red haired girl on the run from her past.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 355,115 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Goku, Erza S., Levy M., Natsu D.
Ring of Condemnation by Gensh reviews
All Deacon Lex had wanted in life was a loving wife and maybe a pet. He would happily serve the gods in peace. Imagine his surprise when he is chosen as Prophet and sent on a mission to ancient Lordran. With a knight of Astora at his side, will he save the world - or will he settle for being a witch's plaything? ("Mature" rewrite of Take the Ring.)
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,348 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Cleric, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Solaire of Astora
2nd Generation by Fallen Angel Codester reviews
Nashi Dragneel has a lot too live up to, but she doesn't have to worry about that all that much. Almost twenty years have past, and now new foes want a shot against Fairy Tail. Rated M for heavy content in later chapters
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 319 - Words: 922,519 - Reviews: 3573 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D., OC
Eugenics by Rampant Poultry reviews
AU. In a world where humanity is on the brink of extinction in the face of the Grimm, the kingdom of Vale has resorted to arranged marriages between its strongest citizens, hoping against hope that a miracle hero will be born. In a romance initiated without free choice, is it even possible to find happiness? Lancaster
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,784 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 8/17/2016 - [Ruby R., Jaune A.]
In the Kingdom's Service by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 57 - Words: 372,628 - Reviews: 4285 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Heroes, Dreams, and Destiny by Lord of Penguin reviews
With his final breath, he destroyed the Holy Grail. Devoid of purpose after discarding his ideals, he laid down to die. Through the work of fate Emiya Shirou does not die, but instead awakes in a new world. Now, he who no longer wishes to be a hero will have to forge his path once again in a world in need of heroes.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 273,049 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Shirō E., Ruby R., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Element of Time by rasEnshur1KEn reviews
After witnessing the death of the one he called his brother and losing everything to the Juubi, Naruto is given a chance to return to when it started. Will he and his new ally change things, or will some new enemies ruin what chance that he has? NaruHina, SasuSaku other pairings later. I'm writing again!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 131 - Words: 734,826 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Minato N., Kushina U.]
Uzumaki Naruto: Dawn of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
At a young age Naruto grew up with little to no friends. Because of this he grew up with a love of video games. One day somehow he woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto has no idea what to make of this, but decided to make the most of it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 15,604 - Reviews: 5115 - Favs: 8,980 - Follows: 10,325 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Anko M.
Nier: Automata (RE)Birth by Akashic Records reviews
What happens when the world is empty, and your reason for living was a lie? Find a new reason. Or, perhaps if Fate is willing, an old reason, re-purposed. 2B, 9S, and A2 now have to discover their own truths in a world following the rise and fall of the Tower. And, they have a special companion at their side that might change their fates.
Nier - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,491 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 9/8/2017 - OC, 2B, 9S, A2
The Name of the Game by literalsin reviews
A man from Earth wakes up to find himself stuck in the body of a fictional teenage boy with an ability that turns his life into a video game and foreknowledge of events to come. What could possibly go wrong? A take on the RWBY/Gamer crossover niche with an SI twist, a focus on world and character building, and fleshing out some of the details RT missed. Rated 'M' for a reason.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 712,496 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 4,724 - Follows: 5,219 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 3/5/2016 - OC, Jaune A.
Captain Dragon by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,097 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Yang X.L. - Complete
Iterations by Dfsemina reviews
Sans has watched as everything repeated over and over again. So has Frisk. Sans gave up a long time ago. Frisk, she still has plenty of determination. They couldn't end the loop on their own. But maybe, they could end it if they worked together? Female Frisk. Possible future Frisk/Sans.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Frisk, Sans
Silver by Imyoshi reviews
Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers break as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 336,282 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 4,481 - Follows: 4,968 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
A Leader's Call by skydarius11 reviews
An alternate ending after Jailbreak. How far will Steven go to protect the ones he loves?
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 399,622 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Steven U., Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 704,269 - Reviews: 22401 - Favs: 14,878 - Follows: 14,726 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Dying Tickles by Lets Do That Again reviews
An unlucky guy, Garret is pulled into the dark and depressing world of Dark Souls. As such, he decides to do the only sane thing one can do in such a situation, change the story for the better.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,115 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Sorcerer, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Solaire of Astora, Siegmeyer of Catarina
Naruto: Look to the Stars by Beastrider9 reviews
While in the Orphanage Naruto comes across a strange book. This Book holds ancient forbidden knowledge no man was meant to know. The Necronomicon has entered the ninja world.
Crossover - Naruto & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 163 - Words: 537,171 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 805,926 - Reviews: 4756 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 736,862 - Reviews: 4131 - Favs: 6,874 - Follows: 7,362 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Laterality by peccolia reviews
"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 504,052 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Minato N., Kushina U., OC - Complete
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 726,949 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 9,482 - Follows: 8,876 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
How Zelda Got Her Groove Back by ZeldaRubix reviews
Seven years after the events of Twilight Princess, Zelda is now queen. However, there are still unsettled matters regarding herself, the Hero of Twilight, and Queen Midna. Zelda embarks on a journey to right the wrongs of the past with the help of an old friend. T-16 for language, action, and adult situations. THIS IS THE REEDIT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 677,364 - Reviews: 2649 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Multiplayer by NeoShadows reviews
Life is a game. In an attempt to save a friend during the Breach, Jaune Arc died. Brought back to life with powers of a Gamer, he must now attempt to beat the game called life. He's not alone though. Every win or lose ends in a Reset, so how will he beat a game that never ends?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 754,052 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Jaune A.
The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 1,026,369 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Titan of the Hunt by vPxForerunner x reviews
During the final days of the second Giant war, Percy loses the one he loves and his purpose for living. So he asks the gods for a task to challenge him and give him a new purpose. Unfortunately for him a man hating goddess and friends are going to be gaining a new Guardian. Post MOA. Pertemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 593,481 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 3,989 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Thalia G., Reyna R.
Jaune Ryu-Long, the Dragon Contractor by azndrgn reviews
Jaune, formerly known as Arc, is banished from the family. However, in his blood legacy, is something powerful. The power to form a contract with the most powerful of Remnant. Dragons. Watch as Jaune Ryu-Long rises from banishment and show the world his power and legacy. Jaunexharem
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 432,355 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/17/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY, Dew G.]
Why can't I just take an army of summons and drown them in bodies? by Gensh reviews
The Chosen Undead has saved the world, defeated great evils, and most importantly, lost his virginity, but when all timelines begin to converge, it'll take everyone to keep some jerkoff Lords of Cinder from flushing it all down the toilet. Part of the Take the Ring metaplot.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,545 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Gwyndolin, Priscilla, Artorias the Abysswalker, Shira
Naruto: Fate's Feather by JPClaw reviews
After becoming the Hero of The Great Shinobi War Kami gives him a Second Chance at life. Where Naruto Uzumaki becomes Naruto Sahashi twin brother of Minato Sahashi and both become Ashikabi in the Sekirei plan. NarutoXHarem, MinatoXHarem. By JPClaw
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,923 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., No. 08/Yume
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 216,341 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 8,021 - Follows: 8,131 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wings of Dust by Solora Goldsun reviews
In the world of Remnant, Dragon Riders are all that stand between civilians and the creatures of Grimm. During a time when the rights of dragons are still in question, illegal hybrids are being bred for shady purposes, and a rise in egg thefts has been reported, the new students at Beacon Dragonry will have their hands full simply keeping their partners safe. (ON HIATUS)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 225,253 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team CFVY, Team SSSN
Burning Arrow, Wildfire Heart by Taranea reviews
After receiving an ancient book for his birthday, Sonic finds himself transported to a fantastic world of magic and heroes - which is threatened by an evil Djinn! Cursed by a flame arrow when he dares to rise against him, Sonic will need the help not only of the genie Shahra, but also of his oldest friends to survive this adventure...Full Secret Rings game adapt, with everyone in!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 234,629 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shahra
The Girl with the Blood Red Hair by Red Slayer reviews
A young courier cuts a bloody swathe throught the Mojave, killing all who get in her way of vengeance. Will a young Brotherhood scribe be able to dispell the urge for vengegence, or join her in her killing spree? Contains bloody violence.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 742,990 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Courier, Veronica S.
I'm only Human by NeonZangetsu reviews
Humanity; Weak. Strong. Loving. Loathing. Kind. Cruel. Loyal. Disloyal. They can be all these things and more and yet, in the face of great adversity, when faced with insurmountable odds, they have managed to overcome and triumph time and time again. But even with a newfound ally on their side, do they stand any chance against the titans? After all...he's only human. NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,081 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Naruto U., Mikasa A., Annie L., Petra R.
Addictions by E82 reviews
Tracer has a slight problem. Ever since her mission to London, she's unable to get her mind off Widowmaker, who incidentally faces similar problems herself. But the price for their mutual affection is a high one, coming at the cost of more than they ever imagined. Soon they find themselves facing off new threats and old enemies with unexpected allies. Widowtracer. Pharmercy later.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 364,897 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 6/13/2016 - [Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer] Angela Z./Mercy
Eye of the Black Dragon by snakeboy33 reviews
Instead of being raised by Igneel, Natsu is raised by Acnologia. How will the world take it, as the Chaos Dragon Slayer emerges. Could be called OOC, but maybe not entirely. First of the "Acnologia raises Natsu" stories, I checked. Cover by Konoha's Flash.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,581 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 3/18/2012
Masked Demon Vessel by The God of Pikmin reviews
Every year, a festival is held to honor the defeat of the Kyuubi. However, Naruto is excluded from most events in the festival, and is not even allowed to wear the traditional masks that come with it. In fact, all the salesmen seem to ignore him... except for a strange, grinning salesman who has just dropped into town... with his evil looking mask.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 153,189 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Percy Jackson The Dark Gamer by nutsofthechest reviews
Reborn in a new world after he is killed by Zeus here lies Percy Jackson, but this is not your simple world. This world is complete with its own Adventures, Dragons, Dungeons, and just about anything you can imagine. Now follow percy and his path for divinity. Also this world works just like a video game. Percy/Gaia/Zoe/Artemis/Bianca/Chaos/Khione/Hestia/Hera/Piper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 314,232 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/19/2016 - [Percy J., Gaia, Athena, Artemis]
Obscuro by Darkscythe Drake reviews
"The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination." - H.P Lovecraft. A young Naruto stumbles upon a house that shouldn't be there, and in it, an ancient being that will show him secrets beyond all imagination. But even after delving deep into the abyss, will he still remember who he is? Beta'd by MetalmanMecha. Now has TV Tropes page!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,958 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/1/2017 - [Naruto U., Aijsai] OC
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 336,611 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 4,160 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Ignite by AbsentAngel reviews
Puberty hits late, and it hits hard. Natsu quickly learns that not even he can extinguish a fire when there is fuel to feed the flames. [NaLu]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,540 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 581,468 - Reviews: 6457 - Favs: 4,777 - Follows: 5,075 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC
A Hunter or Something by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune was a hunter, hunting animals from a young age. Not Grimm, and never people. Not like the so-called 'real' Hunters he wanted nothing to do with. But when an absent sister asks him to help rescue a missing student, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren will both have to put aside their differences and learn what it means to be true Huntsmen if they're to survive the Grimmlands.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 186,617 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 368,545 - Reviews: 4692 - Favs: 5,965 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Fire & Ice by NeonZangetsu reviews
Don't let them in. Don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal. Don't feel. Don't let them know. Elsa always felt she had to do these things; keep up appearances for the sake of her sister, then her parents, then her kingdom. But what if she didn't have to be that perfect girl? What if she were able to let go? NarutoxElsa. First ever NarutoxFrozen crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,261 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Naruto U., Anna, Elsa
Chasing Shadows by silenceia reviews
It has been two years since the girl that was once Jasmine Potter last set foot into Konohagakure. Now she finds herself surrounded by sinister plots, and dangerous foes are on the rise. With old and new allies by her side, she'll fight to protect everything she has ever loved. Now if only it were so easy to unravel who is friend and who is foe... Sequel to 'Growing Strong'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,392 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 4,190 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 11/6/2015
New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 172 - Words: 631,731 - Reviews: 9712 - Favs: 7,239 - Follows: 6,188 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Once in a Shattered Moon by Solora Goldsun reviews
Jaune is a Huntsman, sworn to protect the religious, fearful town of Vale from Grimm and all other creatures of the night. Pyrrha is a werewolf alpha who is expected to one day become the leader of her pack. Nature has made them enemies. Fate has decided that they must work together in order to save both of their homes from destruction. (Cover art by Nicodemus Tibbitts.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 267,492 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/9/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] [Weiss S., Ruby R.] - Complete
Nightfall by freowin reviews
Naruto is stolen from the village and left to die in a forest. He is found on deaths door by a civilian family, but what will happen when Naruto witnesses their Murder and is found by Jiraiya in the Ruins of his old home. Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto, NarutoXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 156 - Words: 796,825 - Reviews: 5697 - Favs: 7,056 - Follows: 6,273 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Child of Heaven by jacques0 reviews
Throw a stone into a river and it causes ripples...A soft spoken yet courageous girl get thrown into the world of Fairy Tail and she start to cause ripples...some she might not be even aware of...Self insert. (For wikia link page check my IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.) Yuri in later chapters.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 278 - Words: 865,302 - Reviews: 3515 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete
Dragonslayer by KitsuneDragon reviews
He said he saw great potential in my small body and he raised me.Because of him I lived,I learned...and I finally found someone I could call nakama.Even if he didn't call me the same.I am his son, I am his student...the dragonslayer of Acnologia.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 951,763 - Reviews: 4131 - Favs: 4,721 - Follows: 4,311 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Naruto U., Ultear M.
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 716,316 - Reviews: 3615 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 3,185 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 339,511 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
NieR Automata: The Meaning by bowlnoodles reviews
I wonder, what does it mean to feel? I wonder, what does it mean to be human? I wonder, what does it mean to live? I wonder, what does it mean to love? With her, I no longer wonder.
Nier - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 4/24/2017 - [A2, OC] 2B, 9S
Power To Destroy The World: The Uzumaki Way by KyuubiGoku reviews
Fate has a way of screwing you over and saving you at the same time. On the one hand, the child of prophecy, to save the world or break it. The difference? The power to do so. With this power, it's really simple. Make the world shake. Make it quake. To destroy the world, one needs only the right reason. Gurararararara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 76,520 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Naruto U.
Thunder Maidens: Aratana Hajimaru by Chidori Eiso reviews
Following a series of unfortunate events, Naruto finds himself in a strange new era, separated from his family. With only his mom at his side, Naruto must adjust to life in a strange world where a powerful conglomerate rules over Japan with an iron grip and aliens known as Sekirei battle it out in the capitol. How will the blonde fair when he finds himself bound to a pair of twins?
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Naruto U., No. 12/Hibiki, No. 11/Hikari
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 424,252 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Gamer Arc by SmilingJester reviews
Jaune, an average boy with ambitious dreams, woke up one day and found that he was drugged. What else could cause the floating window in front of him, saying he was now living a video game. M for standard vice and violence
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 146,107 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 3,340 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Jaune A.
Remnant by Fell The Tempest reviews
The Schnee family possesses a special trait: the ability to summon familiars into battle. Weiss was convinced she was the exception... that is, until the Battle for Beacon. [One-shot turned full-length story. Beta-read by knightoblivion, Cover Art by ArkT.] [Complete.]
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 112,138 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] Shirō E., Team RWBY - Complete
1942 by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
R.I.P Hazel Levesque 1942, Pluto's daughter. R.I.P Percy Jackson 1942, Gaea's son. Being born in the 1900s made it difficult for the two to be together because of race but now they're dead, when Nico brings them back to life for a prophecy how will they react to the new world? Rest in peace. How can they do so now?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,669 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Percy J., Hazel L.
Broken by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Insanity, he's not insane...but sometimes he let's it overcome him. Rage, he isn't angry all the time but he let's it control him. Broken, that's what Percy Jackson was. Because spending a hundred years in hell is enough to make anybody lose it. But in reality, in the land of the living, it's only been a year. And his betrayers are still alive.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 162,466 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Percy J., Piper M.
Contract of the Shinigami by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto nearly died at Final Valley, but Fate still wants him alive. The Shinigami finds interest in Naruto and makes Naruto it's first summoner. Watch Naruto as he shows the world what it's like to have the Death God for a summon. Incest warning NaruKushi. Uzumaki Eccentric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 722,142 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 5,722 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Pain, Hunger, and Betrayal by Tyrannitor reviews
The Shinigami was satisfied by the bloodbath called the Fourth Shinobi World War. He reaped the souls of over 80,000 ninjas and countless civilians... Then why does he send one of them back in time? (Time-travel done RIGHT; read the first chapter to be convinced. Full summary inside. Features Fūinjutsu!Naruto. Will be EPIC in length. NO HAREM.) "Err... why do you smell like fish?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 284,715 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 3,814 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Naruto U., Mei T., Anko M.] Shinigami
Remnants of Shinobi by SenorCheesecake reviews
A tear in the fabric of reality displaced them. Now, they find themselves stranded in a world separate from the one they're used to, with no way to return. Although, perhaps that works in their favor. Here they can make a new life, away from the troubles of their own world. Even while they're getting swept up into the troubles of Remnant.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,812 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 11/11/2017 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Sasuke U., Gaara, Pyrrha N., Cinder F.
My Turn by Le MAO XXIV reviews
No one likes self-inserts. Never knew why. So imagine my surprise when I die and am given the chance to continue living with a new life on Remnant. And with what I know of what's to come, should I try to stop it? CAN I stop it? Or am I in over my head? Well...there's only one way to find out. Time to see what all the fuss is about. (SI/OC) (Colt/?)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 245,347 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 7/25/2016 - OC, Neo, Winter S., Amber
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,326 - Reviews: 8881 - Favs: 9,776 - Follows: 8,615 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Fire Shadow of Young Justice by This is not a FanFiction reviews
Naruto, after an unexpected encounter with Madara Uchiha, is sent - via space/time jutsu - to another dimension: the DC Universe. Learning to accept his new life in a new world, Naruto becomes 'Fire Shadow,' the youngest member of the Justice League and Head Supervisor of the newly formed Young Justice Team.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,336 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Dinah L./Black Canary, Jade N./Cheshire
Naruto the Scythe Master Remastered by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Naruto the Scythe Master was great, but with more of the RWBY-verse revealed, the Scythe will be sharper, faster, and mastered to a greater level than ever before. This is... Naruto the Scythe Master... Remastered... with Dark Humor.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 117 - Words: 254,361 - Reviews: 3442 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Naruto U.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 362,956 - Reviews: 4035 - Favs: 7,731 - Follows: 8,147 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9040 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 6,253 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 5,758 - Follows: 6,183 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 75 - Words: 907,848 - Reviews: 6463 - Favs: 4,101 - Follows: 3,541 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Undertale: After Freedom by LittleMarbles reviews
{WARNING: This fic is INCREDIBLY old, has godawful typos and isn't finished, nor may it ever be completed.} A year passed since Frisk freed the monsters from the underground. They now live with Toriel, and every day is a new adventure as they do their best to help their new friends adapt to living on the surface.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 114,288 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Toriel
Partners by Fallen Angel Codester reviews
(Discontinued) He was always there for her, and she for him. They were a unit, a pair. When they worked together, nothing was too big a challenge. They were partners. AU where Kirito brings Asuna with him after the first floor boss.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 203,072 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Eye of the Fire Dragon by snakeboy33 reviews
A sort of spin-off of "Eye of the Black Dragon". When Natsu devours the Etherion in the Tower of Heaven, instead of Dragon Force, he achieves a far greater power, one that he intends to use to the fullest extent. But he fails to realize, just who he may hurt in the process. NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 89 - Words: 219,686 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7525 - Favs: 6,531 - Follows: 6,374 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A.
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 9168 - Favs: 7,828 - Follows: 8,030 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
Fate: Servant and Cook by Serenarey Chiba reviews
Shirou is forced back in time to save Arturia from her downfall, though he doesn't know how or what to do about it. He's not a fighter, but an idealist. Is he supposed to use his ideals to oppose, or supplement Arturia's? Saber/Shirou
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 237,523 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon, Saber]
The Demoted by Xendell reviews
Overwatch has been disbanded, and funds are running out. Through no fault of her own, Lena finds her chronal accelarator damaged and Winston unable to maintain its upkeep. With no means to uphold her anchor in time, Lena turns to desperate measures to save her own life; and responds to an invitation from Talon. [ Widowtracer ]
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,397 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer] Angela Z./Mercy, G. Reyes/Reaper - Complete
Five Weeks at Freddy's by The Gentleman Xerneas reviews
Mike Schmidt is in a rough patch at the moment, forcing him to take on an extra part time job as a security guard for a kid's restaurant on its last legs. The ad in the paper made it seem easy enough even if it's underpaid work, but little does Mike know Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, during the night, is Hell on Earth. May become M rated due to graphic violence, language and/or romance.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 257,769 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy
Year of Nightmares by foreverskysong reviews
Sequel to my version of The Blood of Olympus. Recovery fic. Lots of fluff, but plenty of angst and action as well. Friendship, family, and love are definite, solid themes. Happy Reading!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,331 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 1/1/2015
Soul of a Hero by Addiccus Phinch reviews
Death is not the end it used to be. A man dies young, and is given an offer he cant refuse. He comes back, now entered into the cycle of undeath, and placed into a world that while not his own, he knows well. Knights will stand beside him, and against him. Heroes of legend will face against beasts of lore. *This story is currently being rewritten as Soul of an Intrepid Hero*
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 97,759 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Oscar, Knight of Astora, OC
Fate: Shattered Moon by Trick N. Zwei reviews
Near the conclusion of the events of Heaven's Feel, the attempted destruction of the Great Holy Grail causes an unforeseen outcome that has led Shirou, Rin, Sakura, Illya and the servant Rider to be transported to a different dimension. How will they fare in a world filled with Grimm, Dust and Hunters?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,237 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Shirō E., Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern, Sakura M.
Why can't I just take the cord without killing the larva? by Gensh reviews
The nightmare whirls and churns unending...
Crossover - Dark Souls & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Cleric, Laurence, Amelia, Maria - Complete
Agents of Overwatch by Guixi reviews
Post Recall, a series of slice-of-life drabbles surrounding the agents of Overwatch. [DISCONTINUED]
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,787 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/13/2017 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7606 - Favs: 12,704 - Follows: 13,744 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 304,446 - Reviews: 4356 - Favs: 5,747 - Follows: 5,288 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fairy Tail: Omniverse Invasion by Stone-Man85 reviews
Ben Tennyson has turned 17 and has been given Azmuth's newest Omnitrix model. Things were looking up for him until Vilgax came back with help to try and destroy him yet again. He manages to stop the space conqueror's plan but ends up in a world with less tech than Earth.
Crossover - Ben 10 & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 412,979 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Ben T., Juvia L.] [Lisanna S., Natsu D.]
Surviving the Rules by kazikamikaze24 reviews
The battle ends as it usually does for Brief. He kills a few mini ghosts, Panty and Stocking kill the boss, and they leave him to walk home. But this time, there's someone willing to give him a ride home... Rated M for future scenes.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,550 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Briefers R./Brief, Kneesocks
Strange Places by Ayu Ohseki reviews
[Spoilers For Entire Game] "If we're really friends, you won't come back." After sparing the final boss and facing the consequences for their actions up 'til then, the fallen child takes those words to heart and resets. The next time will be better, but a question still lingers: what does it mean to be "friends"? If they keep going, maybe they'll learn the answer...
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 211,164 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Frisk, Sans, Chara, Flowey - Complete
Unwanted Necessity by AelithiaSienne reviews
"If I told you I can hear every single word in that pretty little head of yours, would you believe me?" She narrowed her eyes. "I don-" "what if I told you I can grow wings and breathe fire, would you shy away from me?" "..." "How bout if I said you literally hold my happiness in the palm of your hand? Would you purposely leave me to suffer?" She didn't hesitate in her reply. "Yes"
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 113,961 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Five Nights, One Foxy (Cringe Warning ahahaha :'D ) by RangerLauren reviews
Natalie Retter is just your average teenage girl looking for a way to pay off her phone bill. But when she accepts the job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, it may be more than what she bargained for. Rated T to be safe.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 66,986 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Foxy, OC - Complete
The Ambivalent Hero by ZeldaRubix reviews
The Hero of Twilight comes to Hyrule as a mighty conqueror. He is a savior in the eyes of the people. However, as a man, he is riddled with doubts, personal inequities, and fears. He deals with his own inner demons while at the same time protecting the land he loves. This is the prequel to 'How Zelda Got Her Groove Back.' This does not stringently follow canon. Rated T-16.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 694,715 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9192 - Favs: 6,070 - Follows: 4,882 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Mortality The Immortal Watcher by nutsofthechest reviews
Mortality(Percy) is the enigma of life and death. He is the first human to ever walk this earth. But he is forever bound to the realm of the living cursed to roam for eternity in his body that cannot die. But with a new threat coming to Olympus from the fates themselves, will he be enough to save Olympus? Or will he just watch the people who enslaved him burn?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 211,592 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 9/24/2015
Legend of Zelda: Fourth Bearer of the Triforce - Part 2 by Link's Rose reviews
Continuing the adventure of Twilight Princess in this second installment, Rose learns more about her past and her friends while growing closer to Link and Midna on their hunt for the four pieces of the legendary Mirror of Twilight. - Second in the FBOTT Series - LinkxOC - DISCONTINUED
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,247 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Link, Midna
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 6,044 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] [Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
True love by Rainshine101 reviews
Pearl loves Garnet. And with the help of Steven. She finally has the guts to tell her sorta. meanwhile Jasper escapes from Lapis and seeks revenge by sending more bigger,stronger and smarter robots towards earth. Maybe Pearl's love for Garnet has to wait or it will put her crush in real danger. Later lapis finds peace and love for planet earth thanks to Greg. R&R please and thanks.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,881 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Garnet, Pearl, Steven U., Jasper
The Prodigy Namikaze by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Naruto was born five years before the Kyuubi attack and the fox was sealed into his younger sister. His parent don't have the time to teach him so he looks to others to help him become a great shinobi. AU Powerful Mokuton Naruto. Alive Minato and Kushina. Chapter coming soon :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,372 - Reviews: 8017 - Favs: 12,738 - Follows: 12,989 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi
Rise of the Kaizoukage by Clash of the Legends reviews
Naruto Namikaze has had a lousy childhood, unable to bear the pain he runs away. He soon meets nine people who will change his life and give him the things he has desires most in the world: Family Freedom and Adventure. This will be Epic in length, with lots of Action, Humor, and Drama. Rating may go up due to mild language and violence in later chapters. ON HOLD
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,176 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Straw Hats P.
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,445 - Reviews: 2738 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Third Time's the Charm? by Vixin2 reviews
A renovation to the infamous pizzeria brings on a new hope it will actually last this time, and not end up like the other times. But what's the child version of hell without a night-shift guard to be apart of it all? Needing money for rent and to help contribute to her father's surgery, Lizzy Parker takes the job. Rated T because it's Fazbear's. I own nothing but my own oc's.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 91 - Words: 281,090 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, OC, The Puppet
Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 232,538 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
Reprieve by LeFay Strent reviews
The line has been crossed where no mortal should have gone and now the balance of the two worlds has been broken. With the realm connecting the gates coming apart at the seams, who will rise to restore it? Or will everything fall apart? The fate of not only one but two worlds is at stake in the sequel of 'The Blood Alchemist'. EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,509 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R., OC
The Gamer of Konoha by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Naruto really didn't want this. He wanted to be a legitimate shinobi. He wanted to jump high, shoot fire, and bring down lightning on his enemies! He wanted to be revered by his peers, and he wanted to be goddamn normal! He didn't want this! He didn't want to have a RPG screen floating in front of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,956 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Kombat by VFSNAKE reviews
Ages ago, Shao Khan had one child with Sindel before her first death, but assumed the child died soon after birth. But he did not die. He was taken by Raiden to Earthrealm to become the Sage of Six Paths. His legacy Uzumaki Naruto is found by Shao Khan.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,140 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Why can't I just take the ring after I fight Artorias? by Gensh reviews
Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 184,669 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Cleric, Witch Beatrice, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Siegmeyer of Catarina - Complete
Legacy by cr4zypt reviews
Madara's lineage did not end at the valley of the end. His legacy lived on through Minato and into Naruto. Sharingan Naruto. Strong/Godlike! Naruto. NaruHina. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 499,497 - Reviews: 5473 - Favs: 8,235 - Follows: 6,285 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Angel In a Blue Dress by LadyDetia reviews
Love takes time. Love takes work. Love at first sight doesn't exist. What if Ruby and Sapphire didn't hit it off at first? Have you ever wondered how they fell in love? I like to think it wasn't easy, but it was worth it in the end. This an AU story pre-SU byXSapphire Rated M for some course language and mature situations.(Disclaimer: I do not own Steven Universe)
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,645 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Ruby, Sapphire] Pearl, Rose Quartz - Complete
Thunder Maidens by Chidori Eiso reviews
ATTENTION: You may read this one if you please but it's being scrapped and rewritten.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 144,575 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Naruto U., No. 12/Hibiki, No. 11/Hikari] - Complete
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 10,748 - Follows: 11,558 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,587 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Fade to Blacklight by Fenerath reviews
Neglected for his twin sister, Naruto ran away from his family and the village that has only brought him pain. He left the Elemental Nations entirely, finding a new land, and a new home. But when disaster strikes, he will be forced to return to the last place he wanted to see again. How will Naruto handle being a Prototype in a land of ninjas? M for gore and paranoia. Grey Naruto!
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,601 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Naruto U.
The Games We Play by rgm0005 reviews
It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,578 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 4,564 - Follows: 4,624 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Jaune A., Ozpin, Cinder F., Ruby R.
The Legacy of Asgard by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy Jackson is a demigod. But he is not a son of Poseidon. He is not even Greek. A Norse goddess has her sights set on Midgard and Percy is the last of his people left on earth as he awaits his destiny. To reach it, grudges and prejudices must be forgotten and he must find acceptance in a world in which he does not belong. AU of Percy's life as a Norse demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 3728 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Percy J., Reyna R.] Frank Z., Jason G. - Complete
Funny Nights at Freddy's by Vixin2 reviews
In which things are a lot more humorous crazy at the infamous Fazbear Pizzeria. Featuring you favourite bunch of murderous animatronics and Lizzy from 'Third Time's the Charm'. Because you know you want more FNaF parodies here! Rated T just in case, and because it's Fazbear's.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,068 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 6020 - Favs: 7,982 - Follows: 6,274 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14916 - Favs: 21,172 - Follows: 18,572 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Young God by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
After eons of infidelity, Zeus finally decides to committ to his marriage with Hera. It is the start of a new era for Olympus and the start of the life of a new God.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,533 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 3,531 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Zeus, Hera] [Naruto U., Artemis]
Naruto the Huntsmen: Shippuden by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Part 2 of 2 - Incomplete
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,318 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Naruto U., Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Another Solution by DryBonesKing reviews
The Uchiha clan had been planning a coup against Konoha. In an effort to create peace and prevent a civil war, Sarutobi Hiruzen appointed Uchiha Itachi as his successor. Instead of becoming an S-Ranked missing ninja, Itachi was now being trained to become the Godaime Hokage. This decision would change the lives of many, especially the life of Uzumaki Naruto. NaruFū
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,930 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Fū
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5620 - Favs: 5,958 - Follows: 4,545 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Transformer Discovery by CatGirlFireflare reviews
When my sister and I discover something incredible, it changes our entire world. It turns out that Transformers are't as fictioal as we'd been told... Ok, I know it's not very original. Sorry. But it WILL be good, I promise!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 114,162 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 1/7/2012
Torching Heaven by Negligible1 reviews
Abandoned by Igneel, alone in the world, Natsu was not found by Makarov and Fairy Tail, instead he was found by the dark guild Torched Heaven. Now, years later, he has risen to fame as Salamander, the most notorious, dangerous and powerful member of his guild. A meeting with Erza Scarlet will herald the beginning of a new chapter in his life. Be ready, or you'll get burned.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,408 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Erza S., Natsu D.
Reality by LeilaEditer reviews
Their lives had already been twisted by the Dark King's hands. But after his sister disappeared and he drew that sword, nothing was the same again. Plunged into a world of violence and darkness, it takes everything they've got to stay sane. And they thought high school was hard.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 279,417 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [Link, Zelda] Ganondorf, Zant - Complete
Knight of the Sun by Sayle reviews
When Naruto finds himself in the land of Drangleic every time he sleeps, it doesn't take long to realise it is horribly real. Unsure of why he goes there and struggling to progress in a world where death is an inconvenience, it will be a test for his will to succeed the likes of which the Academy Student has never faced before. He cannot come through the crucible unchanged.
Crossover - Naruto & Dark Souls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,793 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014
Sun's Heir, Death's Guardian II: A Hero's Peril by BonesBoy15 reviews
The summer after the Quest for Artemis, Naruto has his hands full with guilt, concern and frustration. When Bianca's strange illness takes a turn for the worse, a quest is started. A relationship is strained, a hero returns, and the Labyrinth is found. Join Naruto as he begins his Quest for The Cure and the others dive into the Labyrinth.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Naruto U., Thalia G.] Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Peacekeeper by Rose.A.Harvey reviews
What's a recipe for a Dragon Apocolypse? Babysitting Dragon Slayers sifted together with Baby Aconologia's mixed in with Mating Season, a touch of traitor and a whole lot of Romantic tension of course! CHAPTER 50 IS NOW UP! Also, Trigger Warning in later chapters.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 109,378 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Lucy H.
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 4,809 - Follows: 4,134 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
How To Thaw A Frozen Heart by Wixeron reviews
The Snow Queen didn't think much about romance until the enigmatic Viking King is included in her list of suitors. Having thawed and captured each other's frozen hearts, now all that stand between their love are just cultures, politics, conspiracies and a threat that will revolutionize the whole world. A fantasy adventure romance set after HTTYD2 and Frozen.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,222 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Hiccup, Elsa] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 4,654 - Follows: 3,974 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Kitsune: Son of Catwoman by BonesBoy15 reviews
AU Naruto is fourteen, homeless and starving on the streets of Gotham. He has no recloation of his past, and in his journey to find it, he is assisted by a unexpected feline foe of a certain Caped Crusader. Is his way right, or will he turn? N/SG/Art/BG. M for language. Cancelled.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,747 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Man Who Made a Choice by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Percy and Zoe have been together for two years and life seemed great, Calypso is Zoe's sister. Calypso came to Roman Empire and befriended Percy easily, that's when things got complicated. Sequel to the boy who grew up. It sucks but whatever. ON HOLD!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N.
The Seal of the Betrayed by Anaklusmos14 reviews
A decade earlier, the gods banished Percy Jackson to Tartarus, When they banish another innocent demigod to the same fate, they unleash the beginnings of Hell on Earth. The gods are powerless to stop the terror they unleashed upon the world. Now the world is up for grabs, will it end in the apocalypse or perhaps someone else has their own plans. (Free to good home) Discontinued
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,352 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Zoë N., Percy J.] Sam W., Dean W.
Chronicles of My Shinobi's Way by Naruto6023 reviews
What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 429,134 - Reviews: 4951 - Favs: 6,579 - Follows: 5,398 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
The Inventor by Epic Dragon Trainer reviews
Hiccup is nothing more than the village blacksmith's apprentice. Or is he? As his inventions start to get him noticed by both humans and dragons, it is clear that there is more to Hiccup than meets the eye. A war brews in the aftermath of his life-changing choice. Can the Inventor think his way out of an impending 4-way war?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,965 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013
Legend of Zelda: Reconciliation by Rose Zemlya reviews
Sequel to The Legend of Zelda: The Return. Based loosely on A Link to the Past.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 416,296 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Link, Zelda
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 5,096 - Follows: 5,556 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Wind Lord by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto finds some scrolls that contain Fūton jutsus. When he goes to ask the old man about them, the answers he gets will change his life. Naruto modled after Jin YuYu. NarutoHinataAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 171,151 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Time is the Path to Strength by Repiece reviews
Zeref sends Natsu back in time to grow stronger in order to defeat him and protect his friends who died during the fight with him. Now Natsu has to relive his battles, but this time as a much stronger mage. Time Travel Fic NatsuxHarem
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 238,582 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Natsu D., Mirajane S., Erza S., Lucy H.
Naruto the toad sages apprentice by freowin reviews
Naruto isnt placed in team 7, instead he is taken as Jiriaya's Apprentice. How will life change for Naruto as he and the Toad Sage take his training seriously. Pairings NaruYugi (Grammar is Terrible in the first 15 - 20 chapters but improves. Really, it needs a rewrite.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 455,820 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Bodyguard of Azula by Deus Swiftblade reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha but gives them the slip and boards a ship. Soon after, he is shipwrecked on Ember island and is saved by Azula. Three years later, Naruto is Azula's bodyguard while she hunts for the Avatar, but did he see the last of Konoha?
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 776,152 - Reviews: 4293 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U., Azula - Complete
Grim Reaper of Iwa by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
Finding the truth about his parents from the Kyuubi on the Wave Mission brought about a whole new set of events for the ninja world. Naruto's path in life has changed. With new teammates and teachers, he will bring about a change to the lands. The Grim Reaper has returned and like so long ago, he is an Uzumaki. Rated M for lemons, maybe. Naru/Kuro small harem . Haku/Guren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,399 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi - Complete
Adherence by ToxiNeena reviews
The bond between Natsu and Lucy is profound, undoubtedly the strongest, and the hardest to shatter. But, after one mistake made in the dark, and the interference of unforeseen forces, the two are being pushed together in a way they never knew…while simultaneously being torn apart.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 207,229 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Percy Jackson and the Powers of Chaos by Dowy Sixst Haevens reviews
Percy left camp after being betrayed by Annabeth and replaced by his half-brother Mark. He comes across Chaos and is granted Chaos powers in order to save the world when the time comes.How will Percy use his new powers? Find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,670 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
The Ninth Sekirei Pillar by Arthain reviews
The Elemental Nations are in ruins, the villages are destroyed, and the last of the Shinobi are on the run. Naruto's last ditch effort to stop Madara lands him and his last companion in a new world. A world in which a brutal tournament is taking place and the prize could mean the total destruction of both this new world, and his old one.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 699,733 - Reviews: 3092 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu, No. 08/Yume - Complete
Naruto: The Second Sage by zapisthename reviews
Due to a civilian mob attacking him, and learning some secrets about himself, Naruto opens the seal, thus being visited by his father, who tells him that he has a lot of things to do and a big name to live up to. The Sage Of Six Paths. Separate, and detailed summary inside.Rinnegan!Naruto, Godlike!Naruto, NO HAREM, M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,660 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Naruto U.
Master of the Elements by Kocona reviews
AU. Returning from a rescue mission, Perseus Jackson found his own girlfriend cheating on him while he was away. His image ruined by others, he was deserted by all except his closest of friends. Percy has left camp to accept an offer from a strange being. The offer? To become more powerful than he had ever dreamed of; to become Master of the Elements. [ON HIATUS]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,444 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Percy J., Piper M.] Annabeth C., Aphrodite
Demon? by X abbodon X reviews
Kyuubi, finally free of Madara's genjutsu, gets close to Naruto and together they change his life for the better. Naruto/Harem, rated for lemons and probable violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 123,146 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sekirei Sage by Revan0080 reviews
The ageless Sage Naruto gets swept up in a bizarre game upon his visit to Shinto Teito and now he has to stand on the sidelines as super powered alien women fight for the sake of love and the right to ascend to the higher skies above What the heck did he just get himself into? Time for the Sage to come out of retirement.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,322 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - [Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A.] [No. 03/Kazehana, No. 07/Akitsu]
The Son of Vesta by Pluto's Daughter 11 reviews
Percy Jackson was made from the hearth, Vesta and Neptune had to keep him a secret so they sent him away to keep him safe. Convinced he was abandoned the demigod strays farther and farther from the orphanage, only to meet a silver eyed goddess. COMPLETE! In the process of being edited.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,912 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N. - Complete
Naruto: Fairy Tail Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
He was just a second too late...just a second...and his sensei paid the price for it. Now he's found himself in a new and unfamiliar world with his demon and the Sharingan that his sensei entrusted to him ...of course he'd end up on Fairy Tail's doorstep.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,211 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Naruto U., Erza S. - Complete
Prophecy Rebirth by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Erza Scarlet fatefully came across an unusual phenomenon during one of her missions, and unknown to her, she found something or someone that was suppose to have been gone from the world five millenia ago. -Naruto x Erza-
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,624 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Naruto U., Erza S.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10970 - Favs: 13,723 - Follows: 9,176 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Story of a Dragon, a Knight,and a Fairy Hunter by NeoShadows reviews
A change in one fight can have many effects. Especially if you end up attracting a hot Fairy Hunter and changing the view of one Knight. Needless to say, things were about to change for one rose haired Dragon Slayer. Lucky bastard.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 152,509 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Erza S., Natsu D., Edo Erza/Erza K.
Unwavering Sky by Kur0Kishi reviews
He had long since given up. Or to be more precise, he just found it hard to care. He only had his job, his burden and his duty to keep him going. Smiling was a task, a necessity. Not a luxury. This is a story of a man, learning how to see in colours again.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 118,667 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 3,316 - Follows: 3,222 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7931 - Favs: 5,744 - Follows: 5,486 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
A Fishcake's affair by Ihateheroes reviews
Naruto meets a certain woman in his dream's that haunts him by making him live a life of ecstasy that no man can withstand. But soon he will find love from women of all beauties seeing something in him that is very addicting. This is a Harem Older women
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 454,404 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Father of Demi-gods by xxAkuxx reviews
Naruto has done some amazing things during his shinobi career, but when he gets transported to another dimension, Meh. Becoming a Father to a Demi-god, he could deal with it. Becoming the father of 2 demi-children. Oh Shit. Now Naruto had to deal with Gods and Furies while keeping his children safe. Ordinary day for Naruto. Post 4th SW. No Flames. NaruxHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,972 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 4,265 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U., Percy J.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 5861 - Favs: 5,619 - Follows: 3,347 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Makaze: Birth of a Legend by djghostwriter18 reviews
He was feared by some and loathed by others. He was a wanted man of his home village. And he was only twelve-years-old. Eventual NaruTayu. AU. Ratings may go up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,738 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4327 - Favs: 9,002 - Follows: 7,687 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Garter by Pandora.Writing reviews
Sequel to Strange Bedfellows. Chell finds that getting a small town to accept her technophiliac obsession with GLaDOS is much harder than it looks when the android comes to collect an Aperture Science souvenir that has been stolen from her.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 118,650 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
ANBU's Mask by lackofname reviews
Due to a few...minor inconveniences, the Hero of Hyrule couldn't go through with his journey. So instead, a loud, blonde ninja trekked through the wood...sequel to Ocarina of Konoha. Contest details inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Naruto U.
Old Soul by DunningKrugerExplainsAll reviews
More than once, Quelana wondered whether Nemeta was a trick played upon her by the Flames of Chaos, a beguiling, infuriating illusion that would lure her to oblivion. Femslash.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,594 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Quelaana of Izalith - Complete
Naruto The Guardian Fox of Konoha by Caboose21 reviews
A long time ago the kitsune clan were the protectors of the demon realm. War destroyed most of them. One final member lived inside of a small child. He agreed to help. Read as Naruto and FemKyuubi recreate the kitsune clan inside of Konoha. LemonsnoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,946 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ninja of the Kais by DragonMasterFlex reviews
After making the ultimate sacrifice to save the ninja world, Naruto is rescued from certain death by the Supreme Kai. Now the greatest ninja from the hidden leaf village has a new mission, protect the earth.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,190 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Android 18, Naruto U.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Fullmetal Fox by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost. Naruto will be the first alchemist in the elemental nations in over 1,000 years. Join him on his journey to find peace and love. N/A/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,290 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9228 - Favs: 7,041 - Follows: 3,207 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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The rise of a hunter reviews
Two Thousand years ago, he was raised and trained to be a Hunter, be it of monsters or animals, and now, with the doors of death he will return to help Percy and the other demigods to fight Gaia, and new threats that might be even more dangerous than the primordial of Earth. This is the story of Aaron, the first primordial slayer.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Athena, Artemis, OC
Rise of the Kitsune Ashikabi reviews
Naruto and his brother Arazel fell into the Sekirei dimension after an accident with a new Hiraishin seal, now they have to fight to overcome the Sekirei plan, the others Ashikabis, and someone they thought they would never see again. Pairings not decided yet.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,117 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Naruto U., No. 88/Musubi, No. 08/Yume, No. 11/Hikari
for honor, love and noodles reviews
a new enemy arrives, love is where no one thought it could be, and in the middle of the war a true hero appears to save us all. this is a PoXTigress, OcXOc, OcXOc Summary changed
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,843 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Po, Tigress