Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and Gallagher Girls.
Book- It is currently Angels by Marian Keyes
Song: American Idiot by Green Day, When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne, You're Worth It by Cimorelli, Misery Business by paramore,
Musicians: My favorite band is Cimorelli, Green Day and Paramore...and Fall Out Boy. My favorite singers are Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne...and...ahh I can't remember...
Food- Ummmm...Cocoa Pebbles cereal cause I eat like a million bowls a day. And Sour cream & onion Pringles.
Sports-COMEPETITIVE EATING!! It's a thing, ya know.
Codename:On fanfiction, it's my username. But I am commonly reffered to as "Oy, slut!" by Valeria or "Oy, faggot" also by Valeria or Emely. Or, "Ay p*ta" by Gris
Birthday: August 25
Born In: Chicago, Illinois
Lives In: Chicago,Illinois
Hair Color: Dark brown, lighter as you go down, and dishwater blond at the tips
Eye Color:Medium brown
Favorite Color:A really light colored pink...and black.
Favorite Sport: Track and Field, I guess
Favorite Season: Summer
What People Think Is My Best Talent: People think I'm good at writing since I write A LOT of poems in my free time, and song lyrics. But I am also skilled at typing, typing at about 100 words per minute. And, acccording to people, singing is also a talent.
Favorite Subject: I don't really have one...but I guess writing.
Favorite Book: Angels by Marian Keyes
Favorite Movie: INCEPTION!!!
Favorite TV Show: Friends, How I Met Your Mother...Keeping Up WIth the Kardashians...Oh, can't forget Sherlock.
Favorite YouTubers/Vloggers: Danisnotonfire I LOVE HIMSOMUCHOMG, Smosh, Ryan Higa, PopularMMOs, GamingWithJen, jessamica92, Bart Baker, Tyler Oakley, Joey Graceffa, Alfie, Zoella, etc.
Favorite Author(s): Ally Carter , J.K. Rowling, Suzanne Collins, Meg Cabot, Lauren Fox, Marian Keyes...
Disliked Singers: I loathe Fifth Harmony with a passion. And One Direction. And Justin Bieber.
A bit about myself, here: As of January 25, 2015
1. FIRST NAME: Alejandra
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My uncle and my cousin
3. SIBLING NAMES: Edgar and Jesus
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Today, when I rewatched the "When You're Gone" music video by Avil Lavigne
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Not really.
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I'm vegetarian.
7. KIDS? Obviously not now (I am 13) but I want like 5 kids...
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No. I'm too much of a wreck to be friends with.
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes, I do. It's part of my face. I write lyrics and poems in there :)
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? I do. A lot. Like. A lot.
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I'm pretty sure...
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I already have :P
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? COCOA PEBBLES!!! Followed by Blueberry Kix
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No, unfortunately. I believe in laziness.
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Emotionally, totally not. I'm a pretty broken person. Physically, yes.
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? There's this amazing Ferrero Rocher ice cream that I love
17. SHOE SIZE? 3.5-5.5
18. RED OR PINK? Pink.
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My looks in general. And what fuck up I am.
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My grandma...and the old me
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Yes...let's just hope they don't copy from mine cause they shall forever be cursed
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Pyjamas my best friend gave me, and converse :)
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Cereal (Pretty much all I eat...yeah...)
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Renegade by Cimorelli
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? RAINBOW COLORED
26. FAVORITE SMELL? The smell of white chocolate being melted and vanilla candles.
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My best friend.
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their arms. Don't question it.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I stole it, but it's quite obvious ForeverAGallagherGirl135 is awesome
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Mocha Frappe from McDonalds
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Track & Field
32. EYE COLOR? Medium Brown
33. HAT SIZE? Idk. I love beanies, though
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, I can't even find my glasses, much less contacts
35. FAVORITE FOOD? Cheese Pizza
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? HEA!!!!
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? This like...shirt from Forever 21 that sayd "If you're single and you know it hug your cat"
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. Mostly cause of my birthday..no school and being in my pool all day...
40. HUGS OR KISSES? FREE HUGS
41. WHOSE PROFILE DID YOU COPY THIS FROM: ForeverAGallagherGirl135
90% of girls would have a breakdown if they saw Justin Bieber on the edge of a skyscraper getting ready to jump. Copy and Paste this if you would be the 10% sitting on a deck chair eating popcorn and screaming your lungs out and saying... "DO A BACKFLIP!" (I totally would)
69% of the population would have a breakdown if they heard Miley Cyrus was going to stop twerking. Copy and Paste this if you'd be in the 31 percent who'd be on a deck chair with your friends eating popcorn and waiting for the party to start. (Lol, Valeria)
If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead
1 out of every 4 people are insane, look at your 3 best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
Whoever said nothings impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door
Excuse me...Have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it
My knight in shining armor was actually a loser/jerk in aluminum foil.
The world is full of crazy people...THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!
Music is love in search of word.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. Everyone go back to what you were doing. This may take a while.
If you're 11th birthday was the worst birthday ever because you didn't get a letter to Hogwarts copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is aloud to come into, copy and paste this into your profile. (
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" or "We're not quite sure..."
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. (Normal People= You have no life! Insane People= All the cool things you read! Turns to Valeria You are and awesome best friend)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. We're not insane, we're unique *fist bump*
If you have an 'ultimate handshake' with your friends, copy and paste this into your profile
if you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. What is a negative sign?
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
hate love yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're glad to be
alive dead copy and paste this into your profile
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
YOU ARE UNIQUE...just like everybody else...lol that makes me laugh..
Boys/men are like bank accounts. Without money, they don't generate a lot of interest
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. No longer a nerd...I just failed a math quiz on slope-intercept form...
93% of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, Emotive Gothika, CarmelColoredDreams, 00GIRL'SNIGHTOUT00, TheSoulAlchemist, Leenaluvsanime4eva, Mrs Old Gregg(even though I'm not American), Agent Striker, TheOriginalAussieNinja, The Aussie Rose(though as the name suggests I'm not American) CameronR.Goode (Although I am not American…Aussie!)Shimmery Diamond(although I wasn't born in america i came here when i was like 3 months old i consider myself chicago-in), CammieZachZammie
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. I'm actually pretty damn stupid.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? Valeria...
You say physco like it's a bad thing...
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Deal with it...
I intend to live forever...so far so good
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care
FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (Bold Applies to My best friends. The best/craziest/worst/bad-influence girls in the world!)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. (That'd be all of them...in some cases...)
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." (Valeria and Gricelda, you psychopaths!
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. First you laugh...
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" (Applies to Gris, Valeria and Emely...and maybe Yocelin...only Sandy and Yesely remain loyal!!!)
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. (All friends)
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" (BFF)
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. No...just...no...only when our moms are around...
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you...Emely...
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. Damn you Emely!!!! And Yocelin!!!
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" Valeria "Us in twenty years!" Gris "Let's be cellmates!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. That moment when you catch your friends going through your junk food cabinet...
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. (I
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue" YOLO, Emely and Valeria...and Gris...and Yocelin...and Yeslely...
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...Valeria...what did you do with that...? Gris, stop hiding behind her...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you (Yocelin...tho...)
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this! VALERIA!!!!!
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Alex
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of middle name plus izzle): Marizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):Salmon Kitten
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name,and current street name):Maria Washtenaw...oh god...
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Varaloyo
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)Black Coke
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lrirseo...I don't even know
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Rose
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (color,birthstone): Purple Peridot
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory)Green Earring
YOUR BOY SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (if it's not serious)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.(still do)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.(I don't know why...)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth(very rarely, but i still do)
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 23/25--I'm surprised
YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.(Sometimes.)
You wear the color pink even though you hate it. I actually love the color pink, to be honest.
Go to your mom for advice. (I go to both my parents)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.(i love it)
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAl: 14/25. Ehh I'm half and half.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Well, I was anorexic for a while.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I use to cut my wrists...
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CATHOLIC, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I am...
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (This is actually kind of funny...sorry Native Americans, I respect you, but this...)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. Yeah...
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (LOL, now I am thinking about the Llama Song... HEAR IT ON YOUTUBE NOW!)
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. Don't worry, I know.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I SKATEBOARD so I MUST be a low-life
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. (I had two muslim friends, and they were always really cool with me...)
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (One Capital!!!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Okay, this one, I don't get...)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (ironically enough, I love and need heat)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I have been to Canada and they don't speak with any accent and I have Canadian friends that don't either!)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (This one is just... I can't describe it...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. ([ me vampsta)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (YAOI!)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. AW HELLS NAW
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Gotta love this one!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. Yes, I am.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (me like fire ;)
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be aloser.
Bold: My traits
How much am I worth?
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ]Blue - $150
[x]Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $200
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ]Under 5′4 - $0
Total so far: $285
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $385
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150-
] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $705
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600
Total so far: $1,305
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1,505
] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ]11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50
[x] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1,955
Favorite Colors (multiple):
[x] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ]Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[x]White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750
Final Total: $6,475..Now off to go trade myself in and buy some stuff
Stupid things! In bold are things i've done XD
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (Do go-karts count?)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone/iPod while you were talking/texting on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Hehe..me and my friend made one up for this guy I like..his name is Adrian so we called him Amethyst Flower aka A-Flower)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. (In math class..lol cause you can use letters on ours..so we were writing messages in them)
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
TOTAL: 96/100 Clarifies something...i am completely stupid..
The Teenaged Life
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"I am the Batman to your Robin." "So you're the Boots to her Dora?"
"B*tchslap our way to victory"
"Badasses at work."
"The Land of Guzman, 25 ft by 11"
"Well...if you think about it..."
"OMG! OMG! HE IS HOT!"
"Stalking Asians since 1969"
"You're smart. It's just that I'm smarter."
"It hurts Yocelin...it really does..."
"F*ck face, come here."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, this one's for you."
"Dame dame dame dame."
"Aw hells naw!"
"Mensa, come here."
"Reasons why Dan's a fail! (yay)"
"Hey, bro's my name's Peeewdiepie!"
"The ultimate handshake!"
"Alejandra loves me!" "Really?"
"Yocelin loves me!" "No, I don't."
"How would you describe our love?" "Non-existent."
"If you don't let me beat you at Mortal Kombat, I will stab you with this sword." "Holy, sh*t you're in Gryffindor?"
1.Put your playlist on shuffle 2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer 3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Rock n Roll by Avril Lavigne
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?Really Don't Care by Dem iLovato
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?I Want You Back by Tyler Ward
WHAT IS 22? You Don't Know Me by Ariana Grande
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Burning Bridges
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LOVE? Mine by Taylor Swift
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?When I was Young by Blink-182
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Preacher by One Republic
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? California Gurls by Katy Perry
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Dos Monedas (Two Coins) by Ramon Ayala.
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST Strong by One Direction
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SERCECRT? Sippin' on Fire--Florida Georgia Line
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift
WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Someone Wake Me Up by The Veronicas
HOW WILL YOU DIE? Anytime You Need A Friend by Mariah Carey
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? We Are Never ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Young Girls--Bruno Mars
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Tik Tok by Ke$ha
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Me,Myself and TIme by Demi Lovato
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Style by Taylor Swift
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Spiritual by Katy Perry
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
5) Does your crush like you back?
I don't have a crush. Screw people.
6) What is your current mood?
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Neutral colored tank top
9) Missing something?
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A KITTEN!! Or a UNICORN!
12) Ever had a near death experience?
13) Something you do a lot?
Write. Read. Listen to music.
14) The song is stuck in your head?
When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
China Anne McClain from A.N.T Farm...she is exactly three years older than me
17) When was the last time you cried?
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Hot Chocolate/Passion Tea Lemonade
22) What's your biggest secret?
It's my biggest secret for a reason.
23) Favorite color?
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
25) What are you?
I am a Gallagher Girl, Wizard, Shadowhunter, Spy, Assassin, Teenager, Vampire, Warlock, Fangirl, Danosaur,CimFam,
26) Do you speak any other language?
A bit of Japanese, English, Spanish, and other bits and bots...oh..and a bit of pig latin
27) What's your favorite smell?
White chocolate chip hershey
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) What are you thinking about right now?
All the homework I have to do.
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) Do you like working in the yard?
Sometimes. But if I see an insect, I will scream and run away...even if it's an ant.
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
36) What is your natural hair color?
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
31) What should you be doing?