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Joined 07-21-03, id: 422595
Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, David Eddings, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and X/1999.
I'm in university in theory, and my kitchen in practise. I don't write very often now.
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The Girl in the Looking Glass by GhostOfBambi reviews
AU. Edwardian. Lily Evans is a spirited young woman whose arranged marriage and domineering family has left her despairing. James Potter has never met her, but he's about to change her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,931 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Rising Stars by Morgane reviews
A notsobrief history of Narcissa Black’s teen years, including Slytherin politics, crazy family members, dark magic and one fatal attraction NEW VERSION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,108 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
An Indecent Proposal by SilkenBone922 reviews
Conventionality is no longer a part of who they are. There are somethings more difficult than "I love you". Blair/Chuck
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Back to Black by sakurazukamori reviews
Narcissa Malfoy reflects on her years at Hogwarts and on meeting the one man who would inexplicably change her life... for better or for worse. A Slytherin, Deatheater flashback fic. Read about the angst, drama and romance of our future Deatheaters. NMxLM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,161 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Retarded Review by Teshik reviews
I'm reviewing Charmed episodes out of Season 8 by jumping into the story myself and pointing out plot holes and other stupidities. Needless to say, the characters aren't pleased.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,257 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/16/2005
Oedipus by desolate butterfly reviews
Draco Malfoy looks just like his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Suspicion by gaybarsuperstar reviews
Xander is absolutely paranoid. Just a bit of Xander babble.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Xander H.
Where There's a Will by The Werewolf Mage reviews
A humorous take on Sirius's will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sirius B.
Elemental by The Labris reviews
Ginny’s been given gifts in her life that people can never take away, some curses, some blessings. Her world spins in her fifth year when she is forced to come to grips with her new powers and control them before they control her. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,611 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Shards of Eternity by Lady of Ithilien reviews
A place for me to house all of my LotR drabbles and ficlets. (Shard 2: Home, Frodo's first night in Bag End)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005
The Perfect One by anglophile80 reviews
Drabble. BG. Giles and Xander go to the donut shop. Yes...it's still BG.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2005 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
The Hazy Dawn by lady scribe of avandell reviews
She didn’t want this. She hardly knew the man. She was glad for the custom of hiding the bride’s face it would not do for her new subjects to see their queen crying at her own wedding.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,822 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Shackles are a Girl's Best Friend by glaurificus reviews
Evil!Ginny and a man in chains. Evil!Tom and a girl in chains. And they called it puppy love... WARNING! Contains violence and cruelty towards Trio and Slytherin house members
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Voldemort, Ginny W.
Morning Dew by misscam reviews
During a night in Ithilien, Éowyn awakes from a nightmare and remembers. With light musings on life, death, healing, memories and love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Reflections by Rei Kurasaki reviews
Subaru is used to lots of things. But is he?
X/1999 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2004
Out of Ashes by Rachel Lynn reviews
A sixteen year old Sirius finds himself sucked into an alternate universe. Young!Sirius with Adult!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Glamoire by Milady DeWinter reviews
Mary Sue. She bears many different names and forms, but is one of the most feared characters in the Potterverse. How do authors create these abominations? They use The Glamoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Harry P.
A Soap Opera In M Flat, Hobbit Stalking by Mishna reviews
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
100 Words of Healing by paratti reviews
After the Return of the King, some wounds linger, but there is healing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir
Beowolf by Eirien Mereneliel reviews
The Third Age is past, but Middle-Earth is not peaceful. A terror haunts the once-great hall of Meduseld, and the old stories are not true...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003
Of Cliches and Mysterious Portals by Elf Cakes reviews
A short fic that seems to point out common cliches often seen in the typical Mary Sue fic. Mary Sue bashing? You bet! Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
The Eleventh Hour by Zimraphel reviews
Why did Tar-Miriel not board one of the nine ships and escape Numenor with the other Faithful? Winner of a 2003 Mithril Honorable Mention, Best Drama.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2003
Out of the Ashes by ceridwen-amyed reviews
"You're so innocent, Harry," she said. "I need a tonic." A dark H/G, Hr/R vignette
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Diary of a Stalker by Bennybunny reviews
A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Letters to Santa by Bennybunny reviews
Characters from Harry Potter write their letters to Santa. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Not Another Mary Sue Fanfiction by Cameo Moon reviews
When Hogwarts has to create a new house for all the Mary Sues that have suddenly decided to invade the school, you might get the idea that there's a slight problem... Ch.6- Boom! Hermione infultrates the Mary Sue House, with the help of polyjuice potion
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 2/3/2002
Hell Unleashed by Drusilla2 reviews
When Buffy is resurrected by a darker power, two ancient forces declare war, and humanity is caught in the crossfire. B/S 'ship.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,780 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2002 - Published: 7/18/2001 - Buffy S., Spike
The Dangers of Being a Gentleman by Laurus Nobilis reviews
Why did Remus positively flee when Trelawney offered to crystalgaze for him? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2002 - Remus L. - Complete
Keeping Score by The Perfect Drain reviews
Oliver Wood thinks about the unspoken rules of Quidditch. With suggestive angst and Very Dark Things. Read author's note. 'Tis a POV vignette whatchacallit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
Deep Water by another rowan reviews
Slash - Draco/Ron. Cigarettes by the shores of the black lake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2001 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Fic That Must Not Be Named by Moon reviews
It's Halloween... do you know where your Mary Sues are?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2000
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Instincts and Insomnia reviews
Sometimes, he had trouble sleeping. [Character study wherein Peter has a personality, for once.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Peter P.
Habit reviews
Series of drabbles. Habits can be broken. SxS. Twisted and delightful.
X/1999 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Subaru S., Seishirou S.
A New York Holiday
A rote business trip to New York is made less dull when Ginny encounters another magically inclined redhead. BtvS crossover, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
Cold reviews
Character study of Faith, alternating between her perspective and other characters'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Faith L. - Complete
Whirlwind reviews
Sumeragi Hokuto's mind is chaotic as a tornado. What's at the eye of the storm?
X/1999 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Hokuto S., Kakyou K. - Complete
Different reviews
Drabble set shortly before OMWF. Giles thinks about Buffy and her deaths.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/14/2005 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
Three Days Dead reviews
He was her killer first and then her Prince Charming.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Drusilla, Angel - Complete
The Last Farewell reviews
You don't need to stay and drown just because you're somewhere warm. Characterstudy drabble.
X/1999 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Hokuto S., Subaru S. - Complete
Steel Flower reviews
100 word FaramirÉowyn ficlet set in the Houses of Healing. She never looked for sympathy...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Perfect Circles reviews
A glimpse of life, from Dru's perspective. Random oneshot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Drusilla, Spike - Complete
Peaches and Gin reviews
Oneshot. Giles reflects upon the peaches and gin relationship he was denied. Set between seasons 2 and 3.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2004 - R. Giles, Calendar, J. - Complete
Golden Bel reviews
In progress, though halfway to abandoned. [A few months ago] I tried my hand at a new fandom. Beldaran's musings on life as a whole, as she sails to Riva.
David Eddings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004
Squirting Grapefruits reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's grapefruit adventure at breakfast. Bad summary.......
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Ginny W. - Complete
Plains and Horses reviews
Oneshot. Eowyn reflects on life in Ithilien
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete