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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

I'm just a random guy who reads fanfics. I also happen to be working on multiple stories at the moment, and have a consistent upload schedule of a couple of days between chapters. I love forums, but I've had trouble being an active member of a few due to problems in real life. I'd like to be consistently active on one, but I don't see that happening for a while.

My favorite fanfiction is Naruto, with the nominal protagonist being my favorite character to read about; I also enjoy reading DBZ, One Piece, and Pokemon as well. Naruto is my area of expertise, so I'll probably only be writing stories for that anime, and maybe some crossovers in the future.

I'm just starting out as a fanfiction author, and I hope people find my stories entertaining and enjoyable. My profile is pretty unorganized, because I have no idea what to put here.

My hobbies are: reading/writing fanfiction, playing video games (Mostly the SSB series), staying inside and trying to avoid the sun, cooking and baking, chatting with friends, pointing out that third-wave feminism is different from gender equality (which would be egalitarianism), speaking my mind without restraint, basking in the subsequent offense people take at my words, practicing different voices, adding dank memes to my collection, refererncing the earlier seasons of Spongebob, and being an all-around useless member of society.

I'm single and ready to mingle. In about two months when school forces me to go outside, that is. What's that, you say? You're selling chocolate? Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE!!!


Quoteworthy- a collection of quotes I've either stolen or created

"I remember when they first invented chocolate. I always hated it." -Spongebob Squarepants

"It's the year 2038: gender no longer exists, and everyone know identifies as a different flavor of Dorito. I am Cool Ranch, and this is my story." -Unknown

"You had it set to "m" for mini, when you should've had it set to "w" for wumbo." -Spongebob Squarepants

"You're growing up fast, Morty. You're growing into a great big thorn straight up my ass." -Rick and Morty

"There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." -Spongebob Squarepants

"It doesn't matter what you think, it doesn't matter what I think. Relevance is subjective; objectively, nothing matters." -D. Burn

"Feminism is prevalent in the wrong side of the world. Let's just take it, and send it where women will actually benefit from it, like Saudi Arabia." -D. Burn

"You're not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake." Rick and Morty

"Wubbalubbadubdub!" -Rick and Morty

"I'm Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar!" Rick and Morty

"I'm ugly, and I'm proud!" -Spongebob Squarepants

"I don't like shit, I don't go outside." -Unknown

"Fuck this shit, I'm out." -A song

"Screw you guys. I'm going home." -South Park

"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?" -Rick and Morty

"An existential crisis is to me as vegetables are to pizza. They don't belong in pizza's life, but they show up uninvited and ruin it anyways." - D. Burn

"Where are my testicles, Summer?" -Rick and Morty

"Go home and drink, grandpa." -Rick and Morty

"It may be dumb, but it's also stupid." -Spongebob Squarepants

"Well then get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit so it's together. ...and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together... Get your shit together." -Rick and Morty

"I am many things madam: a writer, a poet, a gentleman, a dispassionate human being, a little on the sadistic side, and intelligent. But one thing I am not, is a fool. If you attempt to make me into one, you'll find that you've only succeeded in doing so to yourself." -D. Burn

"By all means, continue making yourself an ass." -Scrubs

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." -Spongebob Squarepants

"Fuck you, bitch. I do what I want, I'm Dirty Dan." -My friend Jeremy

"I take a look at my enormous penis.. and my trouble's just melting away~" - A song

"It doesn't matter how you feel about me, because all of your feelings are in your head. I can't see your feelings, nor do they ever leave your own pysche. You know who else has things in their head that no one else can see? Crazy people, that's who. So if you ever want to tell me how you feel about me, don't, because I'll just call you crazy regardless of what you say." -D. Burn


A Brief Discourse on Needs vs. Wants

I think about life like a long period of realizing what you want and seeking it out. You'll always know what you need without seeing; you know you need water without seeing a river, you know you need air without seeing oxygen, you know you need food without seeing a burger, you know you need to take a shit without seeing feces. But if you never saw a Milky Way, would it ever become your favorite chocolate bar in the whole damn world? If you never saw a bottle of Hennessy would you ever drink it for it to become your drink of choice? The answer is no, because you don't need either of those things and could go an entire lifetime without having them. If they were never introduced to you however they were, you might not even know they existed. But when something you like or want is shown to you, you seek to obtain it. However you choose to go about obtaining whatever you want is up to you, but at the end of the day you'll always need nutrients, water, and oxygen. A want can turn into a need if you yourself make it one. Like, you don't want to be with someone; no, your desire for that person is so great you now need to be with them. This is where wants can become dangerous, because when a want turns into a need its disturbing the natural order of needs and wants. Turning something that isn't a necessity into one can make you unstable in some shape or form. Never let the lines between what you want and what you need become blurred.


Writing, My Muse

I have to write something everyday, or to me it's just not complete.

Typing thousands of words daily is something others see as a feat.

Symbols in a variety of shapes and sizes that populate the page.

Symbols that are versatile in the things that they convey.

To me writing stories is entirely about creativity and innovation.

A dialogue between you and the subject, some would say a conversation.

Some people say that I ought to quit typing and take myself outside.

But I continue writing without shame, for my stories fill me with pride.


Stories in Progress:

Show Me Your Moves! - A Naruto story. Naruto dons the costume and identity of a bounty hunter from a comic series titled F-Zero in this story. The idea just popped into my head one day, and I ran with it.

Knowledge Is Power- A Naruto story. What would happen if Naruto read books and focused on becoming a spectacular as a child rather than pull pranks for attention?

D. Burn's Basket of Plots - Will most likely begin in the Naruto Archive, with other iterations in other archives like DBZ. A collection of stories that have whose only connection is that they were thought up by my crazed mind. Not likely to be published anytime soon.

Built On Pain- Naruto Story. An AU set in a sort of modern world; Naruto wished to be a shinobi in spite of his grandmother's warnings. Will he and his friends survive to become legends, or will they die a tragic death as many others before them have?

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Another Road by Jukezorz reviews
After coming short of another Pokemon League victory, Ash takes another look at his methods of pursuing his goal of becoming a Pokemon Master. Putting himself and his team through rigorous training, he's determined to prove himself to the world more than ever.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 415,753 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 6h - Published: 7/1/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari
Remnant by ChickenGodofDOOM reviews
How will Naruto fare against the modern world? How will he cope against guns and cars and unfamiliar martial arts? Or more importantly, how will he manage to control the 'gifts' of the entire shinobi world?
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,968 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
The Snakes of Konohagakure by Tonlor reviews
Naruto is removed from team seven by his own will and is granted a solo sensei. Enter Miss. Anko Mitarashi. how will the tides turn under this change? NarutoxAnko no Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,091 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 3,236 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Anko M.]
Hurricane Suite by Inert aka Dr. Snakes reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Massive AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,422 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,589 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu
Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas by HighValour reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 208,363 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/2/2012
Broken Tools by SPVNK DVNGER reviews
Who's idea was it to give a jinchuuriki almost absolute control over his bones? Why did they think unleashing this kind of danger into the elemental nations was a good idea? Eventual Strong Naruto, Bloodline Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,308 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Naruto U., Team Ten
Naruto Uchiha: The Prophet with the Cursed Eyes by MattMC3 reviews
A family who is seen as perfect is not quite so perfect. Their neglect pushes away their son. It is this neglect that leads him to his strength. The only question is will he use his strength for peace or for chaos? Cold Naruto. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 259,079 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Tales by The Omnipresent Sage reviews
Naruto thought he had life figured out, but he soon realises that that is far from the truth. Even so, he still strives to build a dominant Empire. This is a tale of a smart-manipulative Naruto... And his fellow Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 345,038 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Naruto U.
The Guardian of the Avatar by Soleneus reviews
The Spirits have seen the Avatar's journey, and decide that it is time to intervene. A cheerful, mysterious man named Sun comes upon the Southern Water Tribe and meets the Avatar, setting off a new chain of events that will change the fate of the world. Destiny is not what it once was.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,271 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Naruto U., Aang, Sokka, Katara
Marionette Uzumaki by secretagentman1 reviews
He hid his true motives from his village and now he releases them. To show the weak that there is something to truly fear. NOT YAOI!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,758 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 10/23/2013
Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! First fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 626,423 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 238,487 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/19/2014
Naruto of the Santoryu by The King of Swag reviews
After being accused for a mistake he didn't commit, Naruto gains new skills through a different type of training: Kenjutsu! He learns from an unexpected sensei, fights with an unexpected style, and falls in love with an unexpected girl. Read! Swordsman Naruto/Tenten Sakura & Kakashi bashing Sasuke bashing at beginning. Fem Kyuubi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,222 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Naruto U., Tenten, Moegi
The Will of a Single Man by Dreaming of the Shattered Dawn reviews
Naruto Uchiha, older brother of Madara Uchiha and one of the strongest Uchiha to ever live, accidentally gets sent to the future. There, he finds that his little brother's and his friend's plan for peace through the creation of Hidden Villages didn't work.. He will show everyone that the will of a single man can change the world. Not incest. [Chapter 9 Has Been Posted!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,116 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 1/21/2015 - [Naruto U., Naruko U.] Madara U., Indra Ō.
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 414,958 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Ronin: The Rogue Ninja by Jaydoggg39 reviews
The burning flames of an old friendship was never able to reignite and connections were never made within the hatred. This is the world that the daughter of the Uchiha Clan, Sasuke Uchiha, resides in, but she never knew a thing about it until a mysterious blond vagrant offers to show it to her. With him, she aspires to redeem her Clan's tarnished name and restore it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,982 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Prince Of War by Suavesky reviews
They say the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. So how far does a leap get you? This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, abandoned by family and disregarded by everyone else. Tired of being used, now he holds all the cards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 139,109 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Naruto U.
The Twist of Fate by Nisroc Chico reviews
Obito kidnaps Naruto after Minato chose the village over his son's life. Now Obito is stuck with the newborn. He still strives for the 'Perfect' World, but will this twist of fate change his views about the world? Or will it keep pushing him into the darkness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,838 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Obito U., Kushina U.
True Ninja by The Howling Behemoth reviews
As Naruto steals the Forbidden scroll he has a realization of his future. Now he is forced to become the silent killer of the old ways. Ways of death, deceit and despair. A true ninja. Lethal. Bashing Naru/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,396 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Power to Heal and Destroy by Phoenixsun reviews
After being left out by his team, Naruto decides to walk around the outsides of the village, this sets off a chain of events that will sent Naruto down a path that will shake the Shinobi World. But will he be able to confront what he finds in it? Or will he be overwhelmed by it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 188,634 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 4,077 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Naruto U.
Legendary Warrior by Psudocode Samurai reviews
It was myth, legend. The one that had trained the Sage of Six Paths...It was worth the risk, he had to see if it was true... A Naruto/DBZ Abridged story! Humor, smack talking, and a pecking order.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,888 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Mister Popo, Naruto U.
Uchiha Naruto: The Sage by The Omnipresent Sage reviews
Madara reveals himself to be Naruto's grandfather. He infused both his cells and Hashirama's cells into Naruto. Naruto becomes strong as a result, awakening the sharingan and later the Rinnegan. Chapter 1-10 grammar terrible..needs rewrite. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 555,100 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 772,421 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
The Gamer of Konoha by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Naruto really didn't want this. He wanted to be a legitimate shinobi. He wanted to jump high, shoot fire, and bring down lightning on his enemies! He wanted to be revered by his peers, and he wanted to be goddamn normal! He didn't want this! He didn't want to have a RPG screen floating in front of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,956 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U.
The Forgotten Doctor by Morgan d'Arc reviews
Abandoned and forgotten by his family, Naruto will discover his prodigal talent in poisons and medical skills. He will prove to his former family and the village that he can be a strong ninja without the help of his parents. Abandoned Naruto, Grey Naruto, Medic Naruto, Poisoner Naruto. League of Legends and Soul Eater inspired Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,234 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,715 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Broken Tool by Sakushiro reviews
At the age of 10, Naruto is an honary ANBU member, and soon to be Fifth Hokage, but when his last mission goes wrong, he quits the life of a shinobi. When Konoha is on the edge of destruction, will he rise up once more? Or will he watch as Konoha falls?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,080 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Working Hoenn With Skill! by 0 Jordinio 0 reviews
They say that the flap of a butterfly's wings in china, can create a Typhoon half way around the world. So what happens when Pikachu learns an attack earlier than he should have? The ripples of such an outcome would spread throughout the timeline, causing massive disturbances in destiny. And maybe just setting a certain Chosen One on the true path of becoming a Master!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka, Max/Masato
The Chosen Ones by Kuroko28 reviews
Has been Re-written!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,853 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Naruto U., Nagato U., Madara U.
Pokemon Misadventures by TheWordSmith26 reviews
The story follows the intrepid heroes Red, Leaf and Blue as they make their way through the Kanto region. They will do anything to achieve their dreams and be the best like no one ever was! Seriously, we do mean anything...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 132,767 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
After getting harshly rejected by Sakura, Naruto makes a choice to focus on becoming a true shinobi. Watch as he makes a name for himself with the help of three powerful styles and a demon lord. All will know the name: Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 316,147 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 4,797 - Follows: 3,680 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Incarnate by Camster3100 reviews
When a legend ends, does it really end or does it carry on? Obito and Naruto Uchiha, Grandsons of Madara Uchiha, sons of Minato Namikaze, destined to decimate each other and all else to see who carries on the name 'Madara'. Cold!Dark!Genius!Sharingan!Naruto. Minato and Kushina alive! Naruto x Harem. Warnings: Lemons and eventual Uzumakicest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,731 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 2,724 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Jutsu no Kage by uzumakicho reviews
Kage Bushin no Jutsu was the Second's greatest Justu. On the night he defeats Mizuki, Naruto learns its secrets and is tasked with the second's legacy. Not following cannon timeline and probably not going where you think. Warning! Extremely dark at times.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,460 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Naruto U.
Blood is thicker than Bone by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
The Uzumaki clan had a secret. They were related to the war like Kaguya clan which included their Kekkai Genkai. The two remaining survivors meet one another and there their fates are intertwined with each other. Pairings undecided R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 203,678 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Kimimaro K.
The Umbrella Swordsman by Orpheus Kidwell reviews
Banished and unable to even make any handseals, Naruto is made Piandao's apprentice. There he learns how to use an ancient weapon of his clan, the parasol blade. Just how will Naruto's prescence in the Bending Nations affect both continents? Tied together by the child of prophecy, nothing can ever be the same. Cold!Grey!Swordmaster!Naruto. Pairing undecided.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,363 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 563 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Naruto U., Azula, Piandao
Spiraling Flames by thatreaderguy reviews
The battle in the caverns beneath Ba Sing Se goes horribly wrong, ending up with Azula being flung into a whole new world. Now, in order to find a way home, and to survive in this strange new world she must make a deal with the Hokage of Konoha. In exchange for letting her live in the village and helping her find a way home, she must live with and help care for one Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,014 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Naruto U., Azula]
The Turn of a Hero by The Dark Hood reviews
We all know how Naruto returned from his training trip. Weak. But what if he was offered something he couldn't resist by the last being he thought he could trust? Dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 347,214 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 3,090 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Avatar of the Gods by NeonZangetsu reviews
Immortality is a funny thing; some might think it a gift from the Gods themselves. Wouldn't it be wonderful to live forever? To never age? Never die? Would not one call that a blessing? More like a curse. I've died so many times now I've lost count, and yet I keep coming back, with everything intact. Yes, my life is cursed, and yet...I enjoy it. Narutoxharem! No hating, please!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,054 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Naruto U., Suki, Toph, Azula
If Naruto and Sasuke walked in by The Dark Hood reviews
After a training session, Naruto and Sasuke made their way to Sasuke's house, seeing something that changed their lives. No Uchiha massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
History's Most Stubborn and Knucklehead-ed Warrior by BirnaBerry reviews
A warrior is someone who specializes in combat and warfare. But, what does a warrior fight for when all he's known is in the past? Naruto has found himself in a strange land after fighting Sasuke at the Valley of the End and has been lost in more ways than one. Now, he's found a path to walk down once more. Not as a shinobi, but as a martial artist. Don't flinch, dattebayo!
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,329 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Naruto U.
An Earned Mastery by Jarek Gray reviews
Follow a different Ash Ketchum on a different journey, one where people age, it requires knowledge of Pokemon to raise Pokemon, and the plot actually exists. Eventual Ash/Cynthia Pairing. Dragon-Master Ash. No Pikachu. M-Rated for future content.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,121 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona
History's Strongest Tenant Uzumaki by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
Naruto, a homeless highschool student after a fire burned his apartment down is offered a place to sleep by Furenji Hayato. He happily accepts not knowing the dangers of living near his new housemates. rated M just in case
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,257 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction? / On Hiatus/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 4,875 - Follows: 5,471 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
The Next Great Demon Lord by Khangaroo123 reviews
Oga Tatsumi is an ordinary delinquent at Ishiyama. That all changes when a mysterious symbol appears on his hand. Now a Demon Lord in training he has to deal with a sadistic maidservant, idiot best friend and enemies both human and demon. Fun, violence and a bit of romance await him on a journey that will force him to comes to terms with what he truly wants. OOC Tatsugarde
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,076 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda
Avatar of the Four Dragons by Kyu No Ken reviews
A tale of a man that disappeared centuries ago, leaving his mark as the creator of the disciplines. Only for him to re-appear once again in a time where the shinobi no longer exists in order to bring peace to the land once again . . . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 158,793 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Katara
Madara's Grandson by YamiNaruto reviews
"I promise you... anyone who will get in our way of peace, will be crushed!" The son of Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina… and the Legacy of Uchiha Madara… Semi-Dark Naruto. This is my new version, so Please re-read story from the start.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,166 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Master of the Gates by Sage of the Untold Prophecy reviews
What if Naruto wasn't as dumb as everyone believed, what if in fact he was hiding the real him to prevent people from knowing of his true skills, what if he had been able to do what no one ever thought of trying before, like finding a way to permenently open the eight gates?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,612 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Naruto U.
All The World's Wonders by R-dude reviews
The Grand Line. The sea where dreams and goals go to die. And yet, it is there that Naruto hopes to achieve his.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,681 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Naruto U.
Old Habits Die Hard by Thatdude2106 reviews
A brand new place. A brand new lifestyle. Old habits always die hard. Naruto hopes to live a peaceful life and maybe even gain some friends along the way. Little does he know that he is going to be pulled into a whole new world of fighting.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,465 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014
The Ninth Fist by Agurra of the Darkness reviews
Betrayed by the people he vowed to protect Naruto finds himself in a new world with new skills. Searching for a purpose and people who accept him Naruto joins the Infamous Ragnarock, thus leading to the birth of the Ninth Fist.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 161,060 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Naruto U., Renka M.
My Pride is a Hurricane by NeonZangetsu reviews
Deep in the bowels of Impel Down, the world's most dangerous criminals are jailed and left to rot within six levels of hell. However, housed in the lowest level of hell, HE is set free. Now, the last remnant of an old era has been set loose upon the world...but why is he so fascinated by ramen? Set during Impel Down Arc and beyond. NarutoxHarem! One Piece! Crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,549 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Maguma Ninja by digisovereign reviews
Naruto's twin brother is considered the hero of the leaf, loved by their parents while Naruto is ignored, now he has a gift given to him by the soul of the Kyuubi, running away naruto makes a name for himself in the Fire Capital as the attack dog of the Daimyo and the first admiral of the new Marine Divison of the Fire Daimyo's forces.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 429 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Naruto U.
Blood Thirsty Jinchūriki by NarutoFanFicAuthor2000 reviews
What if Naruto was attacked and is offered power by Kyuubi. Watch as Naruto turns into a bloodthirsty jinchūriki and kills anyone in his way. Will someone be able to save him from the darkness or will he be doomed to stay and embrace it. Bloodline Naruto. Strong/Evil Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,867 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Naruto U.
Infinite Supply by phoenix3488 reviews
There is a reason why the gods aren't allowed to interfere in human affairs. Yondaime didn't know this and the final result was Naruto dealing with the consequences. But are they good or bad for him? Powerful Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,388 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Life is one long orgasm by Angles of Death reviews
Today is the final stage of the Chunin Exams. But Naruto wakes up with an unexpected condition. Hint: read the title. ***Warning: Disturbing Content*** Humor/Parody.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,237 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Flash Fire by Tactition101 reviews
Minato's Hirashin was just one big prank. It was actually his bloodline limit that allowed him to travel so fast. Watch what happens when Naruto unlocks it at an early age and becomes even faster, giving rise to the Flash Fire. Warning, incredibly fast Naruto. Update time frame is roughly once every eight weeks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,997 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Drunken Shinobi by Danasca reviews
Naruto after the VoTE, succeeded in returning Sasuke, but for some reason he left. Now, 3 years later he's an S-rank missing-nin and a master of Suijutsu. Question is why did he leave? And how is he a master of drunken combat? No pairings yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,861 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
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Knowledge is Power reviews
Naruto decides to take being a ninja seriously from a young age, and is given books for his troubles! How different would Naruto be if he decided to read and focus on becoming an amazing shinobi instead of pulling pranks and being a menace to society? Will it make a difference at all, or will he end up being braindead anyways? Only one way to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,163 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 6/21 - Naruto U.
Built on Pain reviews
History takes a bit of a different turn in this Modern AU. Naruto and his friends vie to become great shinobi in a world where your next mission could be your last. Will they thrive in this world Built on Pain? Or will they die a tragic death like so many others before them have? Find out here!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 6/21 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, Temari
Show Me Your Moves! reviews
What would happen if Naruto was inspired by The Sandaime to follow his aspiration of being the center of attention? And what would happen if his outlet for this aspiration was to model himself after a fictitious bounty hunter by the name of Captain Falcon? Find out here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 6/20 - Naruto U.