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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
I'm just a random guy who reads fanfics. I also happen to be working on multiple stories at the moment, and have a consistent upload schedule of a couple of days between chapters. I love forums, but I've had trouble being an active member of a few due to problems in real life. I'd like to be consistently active on one, but I don't see that happening for a while.
My favorite fanfiction is Naruto, with the nominal protagonist being my favorite character to read about; I also enjoy reading DBZ, One Piece, and Pokemon as well. Naruto is my area of expertise, so I'll probably only be writing stories for that anime, and maybe some crossovers in the future.
I'm just starting out as a fanfiction author, and I hope people find my stories entertaining and enjoyable. My profile is pretty unorganized, because I have no idea what to put here.
My hobbies are: reading/writing fanfiction, playing video games (Mostly the SSB series), staying inside and trying to avoid the sun, cooking and baking, chatting with friends, pointing out that third-wave feminism is different from gender equality (which would be egalitarianism), speaking my mind without restraint, basking in the subsequent offense people take at my words, practicing different voices, adding dank memes to my collection, refererncing the earlier seasons of Spongebob, and being an all-around useless member of society.
I'm single and ready to mingle. In about two months when school forces me to go outside, that is. What's that, you say? You're selling chocolate? Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE!!!
Quoteworthy- a collection of quotes I've either stolen or created
"I remember when they first invented chocolate. I always hated it." -Spongebob Squarepants
"It's the year 2038: gender no longer exists, and everyone know identifies as a different flavor of Dorito. I am Cool Ranch, and this is my story." -Unknown
"You had it set to "m" for mini, when you should've had it set to "w" for wumbo." -Spongebob Squarepants
"You're growing up fast, Morty. You're growing into a great big thorn straight up my ass." -Rick and Morty
"There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." -Spongebob Squarepants
"It doesn't matter what you think, it doesn't matter what I think. Relevance is subjective; objectively, nothing matters." -D. Burn
"Feminism is prevalent in the wrong side of the world. Let's just take it, and send it where women will actually benefit from it, like Saudi Arabia." -D. Burn
"You're not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake." Rick and Morty
"Wubbalubbadubdub!" -Rick and Morty
"I'm Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar!" Rick and Morty
"I'm ugly, and I'm proud!" -Spongebob Squarepants
"I don't like shit, I don't go outside." -Unknown
"Fuck this shit, I'm out." -A song
"Screw you guys. I'm going home." -South Park
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?" -Rick and Morty
"An existential crisis is to me as vegetables are to pizza. They don't belong in pizza's life, but they show up uninvited and ruin it anyways." - D. Burn
"Where are my testicles, Summer?" -Rick and Morty
"Go home and drink, grandpa." -Rick and Morty
"It may be dumb, but it's also stupid." -Spongebob Squarepants
"Well then get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit so it's together. ...and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together... Get your shit together." -Rick and Morty
"I am many things madam: a writer, a poet, a gentleman, a dispassionate human being, a little on the sadistic side, and intelligent. But one thing I am not, is a fool. If you attempt to make me into one, you'll find that you've only succeeded in doing so to yourself." -D. Burn
"By all means, continue making yourself an ass." -Scrubs
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." -Spongebob Squarepants
"Fuck you, bitch. I do what I want, I'm Dirty Dan." -My friend Jeremy
"I take a look at my enormous penis.. and my trouble's just melting away~" - A song
"It doesn't matter how you feel about me, because all of your feelings are in your head. I can't see your feelings, nor do they ever leave your own pysche. You know who else has things in their head that no one else can see? Crazy people, that's who. So if you ever want to tell me how you feel about me, don't, because I'll just call you crazy regardless of what you say." -D. Burn
A Brief Discourse on Needs vs. Wants
I think about life like a long period of realizing what you want and seeking it out. You'll always know what you need without seeing; you know you need water without seeing a river, you know you need air without seeing oxygen, you know you need food without seeing a burger, you know you need to take a shit without seeing feces. But if you never saw a Milky Way, would it ever become your favorite chocolate bar in the whole damn world? If you never saw a bottle of Hennessy would you ever drink it for it to become your drink of choice? The answer is no, because you don't need either of those things and could go an entire lifetime without having them. If they were never introduced to you however they were, you might not even know they existed. But when something you like or want is shown to you, you seek to obtain it. However you choose to go about obtaining whatever you want is up to you, but at the end of the day you'll always need nutrients, water, and oxygen. A want can turn into a need if you yourself make it one. Like, you don't want to be with someone; no, your desire for that person is so great you now need to be with them. This is where wants can become dangerous, because when a want turns into a need its disturbing the natural order of needs and wants. Turning something that isn't a necessity into one can make you unstable in some shape or form. Never let the lines between what you want and what you need become blurred.
Writing, My Muse
I have to write something everyday, or to me it's just not complete.
Typing thousands of words daily is something others see as a feat.
Symbols in a variety of shapes and sizes that populate the page.
Symbols that are versatile in the things that they convey.
To me writing stories is entirely about creativity and innovation.
A dialogue between you and the subject, some would say a conversation.
Some people say that I ought to quit typing and take myself outside.
But I continue writing without shame, for my stories fill me with pride.
Stories in Progress:
Show Me Your Moves! - A Naruto story. Naruto dons the costume and identity of a bounty hunter from a comic series titled F-Zero in this story. The idea just popped into my head one day, and I ran with it.
Knowledge Is Power- A Naruto story. What would happen if Naruto read books and focused on becoming a spectacular as a child rather than pull pranks for attention?
D. Burn's Basket of Plots - Will most likely begin in the Naruto Archive, with other iterations in other archives like DBZ. A collection of stories that have whose only connection is that they were thought up by my crazed mind. Not likely to be published anytime soon.
Built On Pain- Naruto Story. An AU set in a sort of modern world; Naruto wished to be a shinobi in spite of his grandmother's warnings. Will he and his friends survive to become legends, or will they die a tragic death as many others before them have?