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What Are You Doing To Me? by TiffanyToms reviews
After class jerk James Potter crushes her, a depressed Lily Evans vows never to let him back into her heart — even though she's letting him under her skirt. But can she stop herself from taking it too far when she realizes he's actually in love with her? Lily & Bad Boy James turns smutty
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 386,210 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/17/2021 - Published: 10/23/2020 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Mary M., Marauders - Complete
Whatever You Say, Professor by TiffanyToms reviews
In her final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans has a new professor. The only problem is, former classmate Professor Potter is the only man she's ever had a crush on. Can they be good and stay away from each other? Or does destiny (and their pesky little shared dreams) have other plans for them? Jily AU - Turns smutty - Teacher James/Student Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,094 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/11/2020 - Published: 7/20/2020 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
educational hazards by downn-in-flames reviews
Every student at Hogwarts High knew that you didn't talk about Miss Evans in Mr. Potter's class, and vice versa. Nymphadora Tonks knew this too; she just didn't particularly care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/7/2020 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
nothing to lose and each other to gain by downn-in-flames reviews
Falling for your surfing instructor probably isn't considered an 'appropriate' family vacation activity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/29/2020 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Beyond Words by AzaleaBlue reviews
For some weird reason, everyone keeps asking Ron the same question. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/9/2019 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Careless Texter by GhostOfBambi reviews
Alternate Universe. Answer to the prompt, "I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it's really nice and cute but I still don't know who you are," with some twists and differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,997 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 1/21/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Playing the Hero, Being the Fool by cgner reviews
Lily's life drastically improved the day she became Ladybug, superhero of London. Except for the part where she fell hard for her partner, Chat Noir, who doesn't feel the same. James's life was already great before he became Chat Noir. Maybe he'd fall in love with Ladybug if he weren't so into his classmate Lily Evans. Together they battle unrequited love and, you know, Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,241 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 1/22/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Other Side of the Window by GhostOfBambi reviews
After six years of bouncing from foster home to foster home, Lily Evans thinks she'll never find a real family until Fleamont and Euphemia Potter show up out of the blue. Just as unexpected is falling for their only son, who doesn't seem to know how to act around her. Modern era AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,794 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Euphemia P.
Erotic Porridge by elanev91 reviews
Euphemia Potter thinks her doctor needs to go on a date with her son. This story is so named because I saw it somewhere, could not stop laughing, and my best friend professor-riddikulus hates it so much that I just had to. This story has nothing, literally nothing, to do with porridge. (I really should give my stories better names) - Muggle AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Euphemia P. - Complete
An Office Rumour by Nashi217 reviews
Lily is training to be an Auror. James happens to already be one... and rumours fly around the ministry faster than a Quidditch World Cup Snitch. Did YOU hear the rumour about Evans and Potter? (A.U / Not canon though character traits and 'world' remain consistent.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,572 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 3/15/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Crave by Aly-Cat101 reviews
James makes Lily a simple offer. "Shag me and I'll leave you alone for the rest of the term." Of course, Lily refuses but the offer is always on the table...Will Lily give in? Will James sweeten the deal? RATED M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,540 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Alright, Evans? by breezieair reviews
James Potter. Mr. Immature, Mr. Gross, Mr. Pervert,… Mr. I-want-to-lick-melted-chocolate-off-your-Quidditch-toned-golden-six-pack-and-watch-you-moan-WHAT! No. No. No. This is why going to Quidditch games is bad for your soul. It makes you pervy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,301 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Jagged Line by iknowyou2 reviews
They say there's a thin line between love and hate. The line between Will and Lizzie is electrified, jagged, barb-wired, and has poison ivy growing around it. You see once upon a time Elizabeth Bennet and William Darcy secretly loved each other. But not now. Maybe waking up married in Vegas, and meddling friends & family can help with that. M for language and future lemons.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,660 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
The One With The Forgotten Two of Diamonds by Apalapucian reviews
James and Lily brew Amortentia together—and nothing happens. Lily thinks she's officially gone forever numb, James thinks the dungeons smell like a swamp, and everyone concludes they're both idiots. Everybody's daft in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/25/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Six words full of meaning by over-rehearsed reviews
Talking about a character in six words for the hemingway six challenge at HPFC. One chapter at a time of course! Starts with Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010
Little Victory by Northumbrian reviews
In which William Arthur Weasley meets, and eventually loses, a beautiful girl. It is something that happens to all fathers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Victoire W., Teddy L.] Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Watching James Potter by scared of clouds reviews
It's odd. She doesn't know when she started watching James Potter, but one thing Lily Evans is sure of - she can't stop now she's started. L/J One shot, second person perspective. Cover art by burge-bug.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/10/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's You by jamespotterthefirst reviews
ONE SHOT. Sequel to "Her Amortentia." After discovering the scent in her Amortentia is James Potter, Lily attempts to run from him, but as is his custom, James is not willing to let her go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Meet the Mother by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pictures by Athenais777 reviews
Pictures are worth a thousand words. Collection of short stories, all involving photographs. Each chapter has a different theme. Spans the entire Harry Potter universe time-wise and character-wise although I expect a hefty dose of Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,265 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Distractions by Charity Errs reviews
Lily Evans is determined to stay focused on her Transfiguration test... So why do thoughts of a certain hazel eyed boy keep tugging on her mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Realising by B.C Daily reviews
James realises - not for the first time - that he cannot possibly be Head Boy when it takes three attempts plus Remus's interceding just to get Lily to agree to have lunch with him. 2011 LJfest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chances by jamespotterthefirst reviews
ONE SHOT. L/J fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
That Elusive Aha Moment by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2729 - Favs: 6,507 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Transfiguring Views by MissGoalie75 reviews
The story of Lily and James through the eyes of Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/20/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Fall in Love With an Arrogant Toe Rag by LiLy-saLvatore-cuLLen reviews
Lily's subconscious checklist on how to successfully fall in love with someone who used to be... well, an Arrogant Toe Rag.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,562 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Besoin de ça dans ma vie by l'-Luna-'l reviews
Elle rougissait, lorsqu’il s’approchait d'elle. Elle devenait furieuse, si une fille l'approchait, lui. Elle s’affolait, lorsqu’il était en danger. Mais Lily n’était pas amoureuse. Elle n’avait pas besoin de ça dans sa vie. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Transfiguration Mishaps by lannah reviews
James looked as though he didn't know whether to laugh or try to protect me. Obviously, he opted for laughing. LJ Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/28/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
After Breakfast by Northumbrian reviews
The wedding breakfast is over. Best Man Harry Potter gets nervously to his feet and looks at the assembled Weasleys and Grangers, and their friends and relatives. Now, it is time for the speeches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/3/2009 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
I Hate Everything about You by headoverheels4HP reviews
Spoiled, arrogant Lily Evans is back for her seventh and final year at Hogwarts.The daughter of a rich muggle business man she had it all, popularity, looks, and Head Girl. Her dreams are shattered when she meets new guy, James Potter. A role reversal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,324 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Saving Peter by siriusly klutzy reviews
Upon having a rat literally fall into their laps, Lily and Alice decide he needs to look a bit nicer. But whose rat could it be? And what chaos will he create?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Felix Felicis by Weird Not Boring reviews
James would have to be seriously lucky for Lily to fall in love with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Everything happens for a reason by xOxx reviews
COMPLETE! James has loved Lily Evans since the first day he set eyes on her. Lily has never returned these feelings. However when a switching spell gone wrong causes Lily to swap bodies with James's best friend, she is forced to spend time with him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,036 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily is Locked by wordwitch reviews
Ch 4: 'Padfoot, when you said you would get Lily into a broom closet with me, I was somewhat counting on the fact that she would be conscious...' A collection of one shots, all involving Lily and James being locked in broom closets... Humor is inevitable
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Moi, lui et…un placard by Emeraude-chan reviews
JPLE OS Récapitulons la situation, Potter me traîne dans un placard, on se dispute ou plutôt je m’énerve toute seule, il me donne mon premier et magnifique baiser, il sourit et… SE CASSE ! Vous ne trouvez pas que quelque chose cloche dans l’histoire ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 281 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Midnight Happenings by lannah reviews
Lily's having some trouble sleeping but of course, James is there to 'help' her. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 178 - Published: 3/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Swoon Worthy by Oh. Blimey reviews
James Potter does not posses a single quality that could ever merit a swoon. And he is definitely up to no good..or at least that's what she told herself when she followed him out in the pouring rain. Definitely up to no good. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/18/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete