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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. repost thus on your wall if you hate streotypes and bold the ones that you are I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I listen to COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a horse-loving hick. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I wear LOW-CUT TOPS, so I MUST be a slut I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like to CURSE, so I MUST have problems at home. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be asinist I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to beat someone up I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY I DRESS NICE and I'M A GUY, so I MUST be gay. I'm A GUY and I PLAY THE FLUTE, so I MUST be gay. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself. I'm EMO, so I MUST be gay. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls. I'm a CHEERLEADER/PREP, so I MUST be slutty, blonde, mean, shallow, and stupid. I'm a MORMON, so I MUST be a polygamist. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be stupid. I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people. I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek. I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST bomb animal slaughter houses. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic. I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate God/worship Satan. I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music. I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist. I'm NEVER SINGLE FOR LONG, so I MUST be a slut. I LOVE SHARPIES, so I MUST use them to get high. I'm BLACK, so I MUST like rap/r&b. I DON'T EAT LUNCH (unwisely), so I MUST be anorexic. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST have gotten plastic surgery. I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo. I DON'T HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be homophobic. I still SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS, so I MUST be childish. My HAIR IS BLUE/GREEN/PINK ETC., so I MUST be on drugs. I have MULTIPLE PIERCINGS, so I MUST be on drugs. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST play piano well. amazingly well. I PLAY MORE THAN ONE INSTRUMENT, so I MUST be a band geek. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be in a gang. I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant. I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico. I'm EUROPEAN, so I MUST not shave. I'm RICH, so I MUST be stuck up. I'm SHY, so I MUST be stuck up. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be shallow. I'm ON A SPORTS TEAM, so I MUST be stupid. I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be happy/have many friends. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be lazy. I GO TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be prissy or slutty. I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball. I'm a GIRL and I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be lesbo. I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINENT, so I MUST be GLBT. I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. R.I.P. Uchiha Itachi. He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Ralf 55, Bulla49,Bloodpawstears,wolfdemon45 1. You dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree 2. You can spit out a quote from any character at any given time 3. You loudly declare homework 'Troublesome' 4. You tell your teacher that your career aspiration is to become Hokage 5. You constantly yell 'Believe It!' whenever you can 6. You glue yourself to fanfiction (... does 24/7 count) 7. You read every chapter as soon as it comes out 8. When you get mad you angrily tell your family that the only ties to them you have are the ones you'd like to wrap around their necks 9. You recognize that quote and laugh about using it 10. You randomly cosplay as your favorite character 11. You tell your teacher that once you graduate their class you'll join the ANBU 12. When you're nervous, you tap your fingertips together 13. Your main method of annoying little siblings is to loudly yell 'Byakugan' and start poking them with two fingers 14. You copy someone and declare that it's your Kekkai Genkai 15. You try to crush annoying people by clenching your fist and saying 'Sand Coffin' 16. You start twitching every time some one says 'Youthful' 17. You plot out alternate endings to Naruto in your spare time 18. You know every detail about your favorite character 19. When you talk to your friendsyou talk about Naruto 20. You declare loudly that you hate brats, 21. When someone tries to eat the last chip, you flip out on them and yell 'Mine!' before snatching it and eating it 22. You are always late and try to give lame excuses 23. You electrocute yourself then yell 'Chidori' as you pass out 24. You call your test a Chunin Exam 25. You tell your parents that it is their fate to let you slack off in school since it is your fate to fail 26. You lick your lips while trying to make your tongue seem longer 27. You declare yourself an avenger and spike your hair but only in the back 28. You call the group that you hang out with the Akatsuki 29. You doodle the Leaf Symbol every where 30. You take a fan and try to summon Kamitachi 31. You try to make your painting some alive 32. You draw the kyuubi seal on your stomic and claim to be possed by the fox demon 33. You are still reading this, laughing and nodding If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. If you want to touch Neji Hyuuga's hair, paste this in your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile if you have ever been hit by a parked car copy and paste this into your profile. if you have fallen in love with a fictional charactor and cried when your parents told you he/she/it didnt exist (i know what you mean) copy and paste this to your profile If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' |