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Joined 07-21-03, id: 422713
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Bible, Misc. Books, Lord of the Rings, Giver, Sound of Music, Alice in Wonderland, and Shakespeare.

I'm not actually an active user of Fanfiction anymore, I've gone on to writing my fiction. You can find my stuff on, where my username is An-Author-At-Heart.

I would like to explain the significance of my user-name, "Princess-Perfect". No, I am NOT a prissy girl who is treated like a princess and is absolutely perfect in every way. The reason I chose Princess-Perfect was for specific reasons. I picked "Princess" because I have a great interest in the history of the monarchy from around the world and I love to read The Royal Diaries. As well, I have a particular interest in the culture/heritage/lifestyle of British royalty, especially about Tudor History and most of all - Queen Elizabeth I. I picked "Perfect" because not only does it make the name an alliteration, it describes that I'm a perfectionist that always strives to do my best, and that I'm very picky on grammar and editing. I know it's a bad name, I regret it, but I'm too lazy to change it, and truthfully, I don't care that much either.

Suggestions and contrustive criticism is greatly appreciated. HOWEVER, there is a LARGE difference between "criticism" and "flaming". DO NOT FLAME! It is rude, disrespectful and very hurtful. I would also ask you to not use foul language in your reviews as it is inappropriate.

Oh, and I love reading about where other authors are from, because it amazes me how universal this site is (don't worry, I'm NOT a stalker). If I see someone's from Germany, I'll be thinking, "They're from Germany? That's SO cool!" And even if I find someone from my own country, I'll be surprised too because it makes me feel like we have something in common. So for those who are interested, I'm from Canada.

And please, beware of Harry Potter and the Princesses of Magic! I am sorry to say it's a Mary Sue. tear tear Can't say I didn't warn you.

Harry Potter and the Freakishly OC Everybody by Jace22 reviews
A parody that looks somewhat like Harry Potter's 6th year. Contains utter stupidity, insanity, crazy and warped plots, mama'sboyDraco hmmm IC?, omghomophobe!Ron, hated Marysue, damn sexy Malfoys, and more. HarryDraco slash abounds xD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,156 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
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The Real Visit of Caesar's Ghost reviews
A different take on the night Caesar's ghost visited Brutus before the Battle of Philippi. Some OOC and historically incorrent details, but hey, that's the fun of a humorous parody!
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Voldemort's Party of the Year reviews
A look into Voldemort's life as he prepares a party for his Death Eaters, full of violent diarrhea, Draco's enormous pimple, and drunk Snape. Now with the last part: where Voldemort gets furiously angry... and drunk, along with Nagini.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
Lovestruck Snape reviews
Severus Snape has had a crush on Madam Hooche ever since he laid eyes on her the first day of teaching, and after 13 years he still hasn't gotten a date with her. But a stroke of courage and a little push from a love potion recipe may change that!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Neville's Apparation Test reviews
Neville is nice, but very absentminded and accident prone. So how would his Apparation test be like? In this story, Neville gets his Apparation test and ends up getting himself into things that no other student has gotten into!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Neville L. - Complete
The Supply Teacher reviews
Anyone who knows about Alice in Wonderland knows about the mad and furious Queen of Hearts. But what if the Queen of Hearts subtituted for an English class? Read this story to find out!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Complete
Do Re Mi reviews
Do Re Mi is a song sung throughout the past decades, but since it's decades old why not give it a change? A funny and twisted adaptation of the song Do Re Mi from the movie The Sound of Music. WARNING: Not recommended for serious Sound of Music fans.
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
The Giver: Epilogue reviews
The epilogue of what happens to Jonas and Gabriel after the novel. Jonas and Gabriel arrive in a different community, very different from the one they came from, and adapt to life there and learn many new things.
Giver - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
I Once Read the Lord of the Rings reviews
A limerick about a dream someone has while sleeping after reading the Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
An Appearance of the Past reviews
Epilogue to The Call of the Wild by Jack London: Buck loves his life as a free wild creature, but one day, he meets Judge Miller and family,his first owners. Will he return to become the domestic pet of the Millers or remain a member of his wolf pack?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
I Thought You Were a Phoenix reviews
I thought you were a phoenix, but you're actually a bat... Most people who've read Harry Potter know the Weird Sisters, but have never heard their songs... until now! My own Weird Sisters' song!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Princesses for Magic reviews
Two new students come to Hogwarts after the summer, Voldemort dies but it was not Harry who killed him, but if he's dead, who's continuing his work? A different sixth year for Harry. Now a complete story. BEWARE OF MARY SUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,200 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Grinch Goes to Bethlehem reviews
Dr. Seuss style poem from a contest at school. The Grinch, now merry, goes to Bethlehem to see where Christmas came from, and is surprised when he finds out it's not what he expected.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Complete
Potter reviews
Parody to the song 'Pop' by NSYNC, dissing Professor Snape and then talking about the HP books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
The Harry Potter Books Begin reviews
A song parody of The Saga Begins by Weird Al Yankovich, which is a parody of American Pie. Includes new parody whole song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Voldemort - Complete
I Don't Want to Wait reviews
A parody of the Dawson's Creek theme song sung by Harry Potter of the Prophecy at the end of Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete