Name: Deadly Animals Are Very Cute
Age: Square root of 10500 rounded to the nearest degree minus the cosine of 60 divided by 17 added by the natural log of 50 rounded to the nearest degree. This is your first answer. Take the second derivative of 4X2 and add that to the first answer. Good luck.
Occupation: College student
Location: Somewhere in the Milky Way
Likes: Good stories, procrastinating, math, science, good characters, sleeping, analyzing characters and stories, critiquing other people's OCs (but not bashing them)
Dislikes: Imbeciles, mathematical proofs, essays, the English language, racists, America (I am moving out of the country as soon as I can), homophobes, Mary Sues/Gary Stus, characters whose personality can be summed up as "s/he is nice but hurt those s/he cares about and there will be hell to pay", you do realize that this 'character trait' literally describes 95% of the human population, including the more decent criminals, right?
About me: I don't write stories; I create OCs and submit them to SYOCs. I love SYOCs. If you're here because I have PM'ed you about submitting and you came here because you wanted to know who the heck is this person, just know that my submissions may take a while because a) I am very nitpicky, b) I put in too much detail about my OCs, c) I am practically neurotic when it comes to making sure my OCs are interesting characters but not Mary Sues/Gary Stus. I am also perfectly happy to give anyone writing tips and advice.
Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Girl: But would you stay there?
Guy: Your eyes they're amazing. Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Guy: Hey babe, what's your number? Girl: 1-800-Go away.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book Guy: But I don't know your name Girl: That's in the phone book too
Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone
Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking
Guy: I want to give myself to you Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else