Author has written 6 stories for Alex Rider, Merlin, Danny Phantom, and Young Justice.
Hi! I'm more of a reader than a writer, so you'll mostly find favourite stories here.
(Does anyone even read these things? If you are, the only stuff on here that isn't completely random is at the very top and the very bottom. Have fun!)
Name: Funnily enough, I don't really feel comfortable with telling everyone here my actual name. Don't take it personally- I'm sure you're all very nice people.
This bio/profile/whatever they're calling it now pretty much reflects my personality. I'm really interested in equality and justice (and finding a balance between the two, as they are very different things), but can go from serious to extremely childish in a very small space of time.
(It should be noted that these beliefs, as written by myself (Rubes99), are my own, and I am not trying to tell anyone else what they should believe)
I believe that every human being - no matter what their beliefs, colour, sexual orientation or any other feature often discriminated against may be - deserves to be treated with respect and justice. It does not matter if any of the above mentioned features do not mirror my own: I have no right to discriminate against one person, or a group of people, just because they are different.
I believe that every person has a right to make their own decisions regarding their beliefs and actions. No one should have their rights decided by another who is not, and never will be, in a similar situation. This is mainly aimed towards abortion: a mother has a right to decide whether or not they think they can give their unborn child the life they deserve, and should be able to choose not to have the child if they think the child will grow up in extreme poverty, have to deal with an abusive home situation, etc. A male has absolutely NO RIGHT to tell a woman that she cannot have an abortion because of their own beliefs.
I believe that other people's beliefs, especially religious, should not be shoved down another's throat. That sort of thing starts wars, and is not fair on anyone involved.
I believe that, when writing the date, placing the month before the day (month/day/year) makes no sense. You will never be able to convince me otherwise.
This is not, by any means, all of my beliefs, and may be added to at any time. Again, these beliefs are mine, and I am not trying to tell anyone else what they should believe.
START OF THE RANDOM STUFF
-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, Uchiha Kyori of the sand, LilMissWolfGirl, Ginny-Harry-2gether-4ever, GreenOscar, Rubes99
-If you've ever argued with yourself, and lost, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.
-'They're' is a contraction of 'THEY ARE'. 'Their' means something belongs to a group of two or more people. 'There' is an indication of something that is not in the immediate vicinity. THIS IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT OF A CONCEPT. Copy and paste if you have ANY respect for the English language.
-Just because you learned a new word, whether it be 'cerulean', 'phenomenal', or 'juxtaposition', doesn't mean you HAVE to include it several times in the opening paragraph.
-IF ONE MORE OF YOU WRITES THAT SOMEONE HAS 'CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES', I WILL F--ING KILL YOU. If you agree, copy this into your profile.
-If there are times when you wanna (and do) annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
-Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
-If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
-The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Things To Think About:
If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feet ball?
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who has the most guns.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm an Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
Stereotypes exist: it doesn't mean that they're true.
The Insanity of 'Paper, Scissors, Rock'
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
Stupidest Last Words In The History Of Mankind:
What does this button do?
It's probably just a rash.
Are you sure the power is off?
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
Don't worry, I've done this before.
Well, we've made it this far.
I'll just put my head in it to make sure.
Don't be so superstitious.
Look Ma! No Hands!
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
Of course it's safe.
It can't get any worse...
There's only one way to find out!
END OF THE RANDOM STUFF
Holy shit, I just read THE BEST fanfic EVER. It was freaking incredible - the tension was amazing, and the whole storyline just griped me and kept me there for three or four hours without break. I actually think that might have been one of the best things I've ever read, period. It's a Young Justice fanfic by Deranged Black Kitten, called 'In Case Of Emergency.'
YOU. MUST. READ. IT.
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