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Joined 08-29-12, id: 4228040, Profile Updated: 11-12-12
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Kickin' It.

'Sup! I'm Dannii! I love Kickin' It, Rags, I have some "thing" for next gen stories and I love Disney in general. I'm 12, i'm pretty young! name not disclosed is my artsy cousin, and is one of the best ones I could have! The other is her sister, she's totally awesome, smart, funny, loves to shred the ice! They're like my bestest friends on Earth, but sadly i'm in a different country! '-.- If only! I wouldn't consider myself as a fangirl. I do not squeal and that. And i'm pretty smart (ahem) Why would I use proper grammar if I wasn't? Yes, i'm a grammar Nazi. Stay away if you don't want your work to be dismissed as rubbish by me because of improper grammar. I miss watching Kim Possible as a kid :'(

I have a bit of a shipping disease: I love Kick (Kim/Jack, Kickin' It), Ron and Kim (Kim Possible), Katniss and Peeta (The Hunger Games), Kataang (Katara/Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender), Creddie (Carly/Freddie, iCarly), Harry and Ginny (Harry Potter), Hermione and Ron (Harry Potter), Bori (Beck/Tori, Victorious), NaruSaku (Naruto/Sakura, Naruto), Kadee and Charlie (Rags), Wen and Olivia (Lemonade Mouth) and so much more! For some reason I usually ship canon/couples that are most likely to become canon a lot. Don't ask me why!

Looking for my original stories? Go here [(http://www.quotev.com/VitaNova (Quotev)] or here [http://www.fictionpress.net/emienne (FictionPress)]!

YES! GINA FINALLY GOT AN ACCOUNT! YEAH! FINALLY! Follow GinaTheUnstoppable, she is numero uno!

See ya!

[dannii makes you nuts]

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

I:

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (I was 9, and that was my phone LMAO)

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull (Last time I did that, I was 10)

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push (same as above)

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property

3735. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37.Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (I just turned 11 then haha)

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (This is the problem with being a Grammar Nazi -.-)

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

101. Haven't realised there was no #13 or #59

Only 5 things? Suck it up, people, ‘cause this 12 year old ain’t dumb and she’s only getting smarter!

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All Too Well by ohcalamity reviews
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Kickin' It with the New Warriors reviews
Jack and Kim's 14 year old daughter, Kat, goes to Seaford High. She finds 3 friends who like karate, Jamie, Ethan and Mervin and bumps into a new guy in town called Jake, and forms the New Wasabi Warriors. For some reason, history has been repeating itself. The scene in the cafeteria, fights, bonding moments, even the New Warriors themselves. What adventures will they go through?
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Albus S. P., OC