Author has written 19 stories for Hunger Games.
I'm three-golden-mockingjays, and I love a myriad of books. The Harry Potter series will always be like a close friend to me, Narnia taught me to love books and in return I'll always love it back, Divergent is great, and I will always love and cry over John Green. I do love other books, but these are the most commonly known ones. For a mixture of reasons, however, I only seem to write THG fanfictions. Weird huh? I think it's because there are so many ships and plots and subplots in there that I simply have not exhausted it all yet. These ships I speak of are (in no particular order): Clato, Glarvel, Haysilee, Annick, Gadge, and of course, the unsinkable ship: Peeniss.
I promise I am sane, no matter how strange my fanfictions get. I, like every other author I'm sure you've ever read, love reviews, positive or negative, because I do like to know that someone reads my fanfics, and it isn't just me, and critiques are especially welcome. I do want to improve, after all.
“Are you preparing for another war, Plutarch?" I ask.
"Oh, not now. Now we're in a sweet period where everyone agrees that our recent horrors should never be repeated," he says. "But collective thinking is usually short-lived. We're fickle, stupid beings with poor memories and a great gift for self-destruction. Although who knows? Maybe this will be it, Katniss.”
― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay
I hope you enjoy my writing, (if you can be bothered to read it!)
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
10) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
11) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
12) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
14) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
15) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
16) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
17) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
18) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
19) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
20) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
21) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
22) I will never ask Harry if his 'Voldie senses' are tingling
23) I will not make, "OMG" a spell
24) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
25) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
26) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
27) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
28) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
29) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
30) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
31) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
32) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
32) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
33) Tricking a school House Elf to strip off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
34) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
35) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
36) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
37) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
38) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is a vampire (even if I believe this to be true)
Pick 12 TGH, and write them here. Note: these are not in favourites order, but probably my favourite characters
1 Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Glimmer/Johanna. No. Never. Unless you count modern day AUs? They don't get along in those...
2 Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Annie... well in my imagination I think she's pretty, but not like, really gorgeous.
3 What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Prim and Haymitch? Um, excuse me while I go die.
4 Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Madge... I have read MANY Madge fics. Favourite one would have to be A Different Light, by jennycaakes
5 Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Marvel/Glimmer. YES. OMG I SHIP IT. I have read some excellent Glarvel fanfics, which has only made me love them more.
6 Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Finnick/Madge or Finnick/Maysilee. Well, as disgusting as both of them are, (Finnick cannot be with ANYONE other than Annie,) I'll have to go with Finnick/Madge, because if I can remember right he was born the year Maysilee died... yeah that wouldn't work. Plus, Maysilee/Haymitch ftw!
7 What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
Katniss walked in on Marvel and Prim kissing? She'd just shoot him in the neck. Again.
8 Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Cato/Maysilee. Well that's a hard one, considering she died before he was born. Let's go with this:
Cato and Clove watched a lot of videos preparing for the games, but the 50th Annual Hunger Games was one Cato couldn't stand. And for some reason, he guessed it had something to do with watching the blonde from 12 die again and again, and wondering how he'd ever cope if that happened to Clove.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Clove/Haymitch? Good God I hope not...
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Blood is Stronger Than Water
11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Haymitch... hmmmm... No Light, No Light by Florence the Machine. Though maybe that's just because I'm listening to it right now...
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: This story involves a lot of violence. I mean a lot, okay? FOR GOD'S SAKES, STOP READING CLOVE IS A NUTCASE.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Finnick... actually it's been a while. One or two months ago?
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).
Clove and Katniss are in a happy relationship until Katniss runs off with Annie. Clove, brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Johanna and a brief unhappy affair with Prim, then follows the wise advice of Finnick and finds true love with Glimmer.
What title would you give this fic?
I don't even know...
15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Katniss/Haymitch... I guess it could be worse. But seriously, I bet they were both DRUNK AS SHIT. Katniss is perfect for Peeta, and Haymitch... I'd like to think he and Maysilee had something going on before Suzanne Collins went and FUCKING KILLED HER.
16 What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four kiss One?
Annie kissing Clove... I really cannot think of any situation during which that would occur. I'm sorry. I just can't.
17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't know what you mean by friends list but... I don't think so.
18) What might Ten scream at a moment of great happiness?
I don't know. We don't really learn much about Maysilee.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Maysilee and Marvel? NO PICK UP LINES. MAYSILEE IS DEAD BEFORE MARVEL IS BORN. 'Nuff said.
20) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Marvel/Annie/Finnick. No... I don't think that has ever happened. EVER.
21) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Annie invites Cato and Haymitch to dinner at their house. Haymitch gets very drunk, Cato goes violent, (probably ends up ditching after smashing some stuff,) and Annie goes into panic attack mode. SOME-ONE CALL FINNICK!
22) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Madge tries to get Finnick to go to a yoga class. Ooh fun! Not that they met in the book but... WHATEVER. Finnick creeps her out by going all flirty, and Madge begins to wish she never invited him! But it would be FUNNY. So it's all okay :)
23) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Clove or Glimmer... uh, I'm going to have to go with Glimmer. I definitely wouldn't feel safe sleeping in a house with Clove and a whole bunch of knives in it...
24) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Marvel and Katniss are making out. Maysilee walks in. Reaction?
Maysilee: Um who are these people what am I even doing here? I'm going to go back to being dead now...
Yeah. Weird stuff.
25) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Cato falls in love with Glimmer. Haymitch is jealous.
Well, Haymitch clearly ships Clato, as do I. Haymitch gets upset, but just ends up drinking more and slurring at the TV. If the Glato gets serious, maybe throw a few bottles at the screen? Oh I can just imagine Effie's reaction to that...
26) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Annie jumps me in a dark alleyway. Uh, yeah...
Maysilee doesn't save me. SHE'S DEAD K?
Marvel doesn't save me. He laughs at me. Crazy guy.
Katniss would probably save me if she wasn't too mentally disoriented. Probably more for Annie/Finnick's sake than mine but meh.
27) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Clove decides to cut a cooking show...
Clove: See children, you can also kill your beef with a guillotine! Once dead, you skin your cow...
etc. Much animal slicing.
28) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Cato has to marry either Haymitch, Annie or Madge. I think he'd go Madge.
29) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Katniss kidnaps Marvel and demands something from Finnick for his release. What is it?
Uh, for Finnick to stop being all creepy flirty? Not that Finnick would care about Marvel's fate... probably leave him there, locked up in Katniss' basement. Oh, poor Marvel.
30) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Clove or Glimmer. I would LOVE to meet Clove. I like her even a little more than Glimmer! However, I would like some bodyguards, and a knife-proof vest, and some pepper spray...
31) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Maysilee challenges Annie to a chariot race... NO.
32) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Cato. Yes. Cato has a chance because he's Cato and he's freaking awesome okay?
33) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Everyone is invited to Marvel and Maysilee's wedding except for Haymitch. I think that's good for Haymitch. I mean, if he wasn't upset enough before... although none of that makes sense, because Maysilee died before Marvel was born... still, if it happened, and Haysilee was real, (WHICH IT IS,) it would probably be doing Haymitch a kindness to not invite him. He'd just stay home and drink.
34) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Glimmer afraid of Katniss? Uh, I don't know, maybe because she KILLED HER. HORRIFICALLY.
35) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
I have no idea what Maysilee would tell a fairy tale about...
36) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Clove arrives late for Marvel and Maysilee's wedding, (them again?) Clove was probably late because she was either sleeping or training, and the wedding was pretty much the rock bottom of her priority list.
37) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Finnick and Madge? Drunk together? I'd let them in, because let's face it, that would be HILARIOUS.
38) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Cato, Haymitch, Glimmer and Annie all go to the zoo. Well, Haymitch would probably get kicked out for being drunk, Cato would be kicked out for scaring little children, Glimmer would break a nail and Annie would go into a panic attack mode. Sounds fun, doesn't it?
39) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Stop the Hunger Games? I guess none of them are really fans by the end of it, careers included.
40) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Madge murders Marvel's best friend. What does Marvel do to get back at them? Well, knowing Marvel, he'd probably trap her in a net and throw a spear in her stomach. And then Katniss would go all vengeful AGAIN, because really, that's two of her best friend's he's murdered now...
41) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
Glimmer and Clove are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does Glimmer save themselves or Clove?
Depends which fanfictions you read, to be honest. But I reckon Glimmer'd save herself, then feel bad about it for the rest of her life. THAT'S RIGHT GLIMMER. CLOVE IS DEAD. BECAUSE OF YOU.
42) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Haymitch. Full stop.
43) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Finnick is trapped in a cave. Maysilee comes to rescue them.
Uh... not accurate at all. But if it happened, I guess Maysilee'd get him out. I mean, she's pretty kickass.
44) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Cato starts a day camp... oh God save us. Fifty little kids running around with swords in their hands...
45) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Annie, Glimmer and Katniss are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Haymitch walks in.
Katniss: *mortified* It was their idea.
Glimmer: *mortified* It was their idea.
Annie: And you shake it all about... la da da da
46) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Clove writes a fanfiction where Madge and Maysilee are going out. What's Marvel's reaction?
"YOU SICK CHILD. THEY'RE AUNT AND NIECE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, ONE OF THEM IS DEAD."
47) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Katniss makes an apple pie.
No good. Peeta would probably be sitting there like:
"I love it!" while internally going, (this pastry is flaky, there isn't enough butter, the apples are the wrong size, the syrup is too sweet etc.) He can't help his high baking standards!
Not to mention the kitchen. Now that is a mess I would not like to clean up...
48) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Haymitch suffers withdrawal symptoms due to lack of alcohol, (I assume they didn't bring any of that either.) Cato gets very mad, and is reminded of a time Katniss blew up all his food... Everyone's in a man mood. Cato kills Haymitch within a few hours.
49) If 2 and 3 started going out, would 12 be angry?
If Marvel and Cato started going out, would Prim be angry?
Uh no, she wouldn't. She'd be more concerned about her sister. However, I can't speak for Clove and Glimmer... I sense mad bitches.
50) (10) has been crushing on (2) for a while, that is until they figure out (2) likes (6). (10) runs off and meets (8) and (4) who tell them to talk to (7) who tells them to hook up with (1) until (2) kills (1) and ends up with (10).
Maysilee has been crushing on Marvel for a while, that is until they figure out Marvel likes Glimmer. Maysilee runs off and meets Haymitch and Annie who tell them to talk to Katniss who tells them to hook up with Clove until Marvel kills Clove and ends up with Maysilee.
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