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Magical Challenges by angel0wonder reviews
A series of challenges/one-shots/requests ranging from comedy, to drama, to 'what is this I don't even'. Chapter fourteen: Homura is trying to buy something private but the self-checkout is broken. Enter disgruntled store employee, Kyouko.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 5/10/2011
Resonance Days by TakerFoxx reviews
Falling their mutual demise at each other's hands, Kyoko and Sayaka wake up in a strange world. Now, with Kyoko's soul gem missing and Sayaka's humanity and personality only partially restored, they must band together to survive.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 336,991 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Kyoko S., Oktavia vS.] [Mami T., Charlotte]
The Peeping Fox by Etc Flip reviews
A chance encounter between a hermit and a prankster ends up changing Naruto's life. Rather than growing up alone, our favorite blond hero ends up being raised by Jiraiya, his godfather! Ladies beware! The peeping fox has come to stare! 4/12/15: Abandoned! Check my profile for more info.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,940 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
A Different Result by Etc Flip reviews
The Fourth Hokage and his wife were able to stop the masked man when the Kyuubi attacked. How will Tobi's lack of activity and manipulation affect the outcome of Naruto's future? Slow buildup. 4/12/15: Abandoned! Check my profile for details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 288,737 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eclipse by Euclid Crash reviews
The Will of Fire. Inherited Will. The passage of time will forever be unhindered, and no man, or snake, can escape its grasp. The sun will rise in the east, and the moon will follow; day by day by day. But sometimes, sometimes the moon will overwhelm the sun. (Discontinued as is)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,701 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Cassandra Effect by CompYES reviews
She will make them listen to her. A semi-serious attempt at a proactive Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,172 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 4,485 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin U., Naruto U.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10145 - Favs: 10,129 - Follows: 7,144 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reincarnation of a Water Lily by Silent Strikes reviews
If you got a second chance at life, what would you do? - What happens when an ordinary girl wakes up to find herself stuck in the body of a baby in the world of Naruto? - Life as a ninja. OC insert. [warning: marysue according to internet trolls] REWRITE IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,188 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Shikamaru N., Team Seven, OC
Chunin Corps by Septim7 reviews
Kōta is a Shinobi of Konohagakure. Having graduated from the Academy, things don't quite go as plan. This is the story of the true Village Hidden in the Leaves, shown through the eyes of one of its faceless backdrop Chunin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Naruto U., Kotetsu H.
Unintelligent Design by andyjay18 reviews
Forget the Trial of the Century; here's the Trial of the Universe! Do I really have to say this is a crackfic?
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Complete
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 2,443 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
My Mortal Phoenix by CloudMistDragon555 reviews
The first fanfic I wrote that was not seriously written. This one is a parody of "My Immortal", a fanfic that I had no idea would prove to be an inspiration in my story writing.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - A Very Potter Musical/Sequel, Fellowship! - Complete
I'm Not Alone by Prayer Machine reviews
Mami lives.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Mami T., Madoka K. - Complete
Better Halves by sinemoras09 reviews
Rin lives. AU. Obito/Rin. WAFF. Spoilers for the current arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Paper Hearts by sinemoras09 reviews
He isn't the Obito she remembers. Rin/Obito. Spoilers chapter 599. PWP. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Say Hello To The Sunrise by Luffoverhate reviews
"They sat, huddled in the shadows cast by the fires warm glow. They listened to the cracking wood and watched the ashes fall like snow around them." One Shot SakuKaka. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Sweet Spot by sinemoras09 reviews
Five times they get it on. Kushina/Minato. PWP. Crack. Kushina tops for fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
And So, the 'Caged Bird' Flies by Snowshinobi reviews
Summary: Motion sickness may not be so bad after all . . .
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sketchy by Snowshinobi reviews
Summary: Tenten and Neji in school. Pretend Neji can draw, and Tenten has sticky notes . . .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
I Promised by Thecrazyrabidfangirl reviews
AU - Mami's life is hanging by a thread. There is, however, one person who will not give up on her... Madoka x Mami
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Madoka K., Mami T. - Complete
The Lunar Eclipse by the point reviews
He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Tomato by Average Naruto reviews
Time Travel. In Kushina's first day of class, she expected many things. Her strange classmate Uzumaki Naruto was not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,504 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
Edward x Jacob by KikioTie reviews
Edward and Jacob fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Jacob
The Many Clichés in Naruto Fanfiction by Tigerbolt reviews
Tired of cliche, overused plot stories that you see all the time in Naruto fanfiction? Well, this fic will try to make fun of them! Pairings included. Taking requests. Will frequently adjust submiitted chapters. NOTE: WILL UPLOAD LONGER CHAPS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
The Power Whores by the 6ft dick reviews
The girls have a bad day and try to find someone to cheer them up.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete