Author has written 4 stories for My Babysitter's a Vampire, Mr. Young, Big Time Rush, and Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis.
I am very new here and I just want to give a shoutout to Iheartlovinglove, Dianadalight, TeamEthanMorgan and KAD900 for inspiring me to start writing my own fanfiction
Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues..."
10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND. CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, Mimpy, MaxRide25, MovetheMovement, mnmdancin12, Jade-Queen of Fantasy, A.S.N.9900
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend, I-want-your-cookies, FelipeThePenguin, cubanbread1993, AnnabelleTheMidget, theperksofbluefood, A.S.N.9900
(Be honest no matter what.)
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
3) What's your middle name?
Ama Serwah (Ama's not my first name, just for the people who know me and I'm Ghanaian, we have names you can't even pronounce)
4) Your current relationship status?
5) Does your crush like you back?
I don't have one
6) What is your current mood?
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Uhh. . . next question!
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
9) Missing something?
A dog tag. . . and some hair
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
12) Ever had a near death experience?
13) Something you do a lot?
14) The song stuck in your head?
Pass Me By- R5
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Hunter Hayes (I'm 9 years younger though)
17) When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday. Long story I really don't wanna flash-back to.
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Teleportation, so I can get away from this madhouse.
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Height. If he's taller than me, he's goin' down
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I haven't been to Starbucks, we don't have them in Ghana
22) What's your biggest secret?
My best friend was or is gay, I don't know, he confuses me.
23) Favorite color?
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
25) What are you?
Ghanaian (Of Nigerian, Israeli and Chinese descent so my mom says) girl on the verge of her 13th birthday who loves writing . . . wait a minute. Why do you care?
26) Do you speak any other language?
27) What's your favorite smell?
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
No. I have been kissed though. *Shivers*
30) What are you thinking about right now?
Why the heck is my sister walking around naked and answering the phone?!
31) What should you be doing?
Putting on some pants.
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) Do you like working in the yard?
Yes, because after we have a water fight!
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
36) What is your natural hair color?
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
My dad. It's all tied up with the hair thing.
When He Uses a Pick-Up Line:
Him: Is this seat taken?
You: No. And neither will this one be if you sit there.
Him:I'm looking for the perfect girl.
You: I hear Wal-Mart's having a sale on Barbies. (That one is AtlantaJackson95's :D)
Him: Where have you been all my life?
You: I don't know, but I wish that I was still there.
Him: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
You: I'd love to stay and chat, but now I have to go back to Tennessee.
The directions on a Jiffy Pop are on the back of the cover. When you tear the cover off to see the directions, step one is: "Remove cover."
The box says "Fragile" but the postman just tosses it and runs off.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a can of Manwich
Quotes One: (All of these are quotes, but every person should read them and take them to heart.)
When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Everything is okay in the end. If it isn’t okay, then it’s not the end.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
When I first saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.
The boy gave the girl thirteen roses. Twelve were real. One was fake. The boy told the girl, "I will love you until the last rose dies."
Death leaves a heartache no one can repair, but love leaves a memory no one can steal.
Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.
Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.
You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!
I'm not random! I'm just--HEY LOOK! A SQUIRREL!!!
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down!
Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know!
Dear math: I am not a therapist. So solve your own problems.
I wish I had Dora's parents… They let that girl go everywhere!
I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.
I'm not lazy… I'm just conserving energy!
Girls spend the first ten years of their lives playing with Barbies, and the next ten years trying to look like one.
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
I decided to burn lots of calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire.
I want to merge My Space, Facebook, You Tube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.
If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!
People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects. It's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.
Wanna hear a joke? Miley Cyrus.
The below statement is true.
The above statement is false.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?
I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.
I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.
There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.
Flying is not inherently dangerous--crashing is.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.
Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...
If my calculations are correct...slinkies plus escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!!
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.
DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.
Three hundred sixty-four days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when your 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
When you're in jail, a friend will visit you, a good friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun! Let's do it again!"
I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.
Being mature is overrated.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruit.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger" And then it hits me.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Smile: it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
Newscasters are the people who say, "Good Evening," then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
Dear America, Since you have unleashed on us the horror that is Miley Cyrus, we have decided to retaliate. Its name is Justin Bieber, and no one will be spared. Sincerely, Canada.
We live in an age where the pizza guy gets to your house before the police do.
I'm not prejudiced! I hate everyone equally!
Flying is simple: Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
I swear Mario is a hobo. He wakes up every day in the same clothes, runs around in sewers collecting coins, and to buy what? MUSHROOMS!
Ever noticed that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?
Dear Guy-Sitting-Next-To-Me: Yeah, I see you copying me. But jokes on you. I didn't study either.
When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my Facebook status to "Chillin' With Jesus."
It's always the last place you look... Of course it is! Why the Hades would I look after I already found it?!
Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Try not to follow in my footsteps. Your guaranteed to fall down the stairs, run into a wall, and get lost several times.
Teacher leaves room during a test. Elementary-*Silence* Middle-*Whispers* Can I have a piece of gum? High School-*Yells across room* Whats the answer to number one?!
Today, I decided I want to be a ninja when I grew up. So I went home and Googled "Ninja School" To see where I can be professionally trained in the art. I followed a link that said Ninja School, but the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School, well played.
I Screwed Up 30% of My Teenage Life
[x]Kissed someone before dating (the cheek doesn't count)
Total so far: 2
[x]Arrived late to class more than 5 times
Total so far:5
]Got your mom, dad, sister, brother, etc. to get you out of class
Total so far: 7
[x]Took pictures during school hours
Total so far:11
]Faked your parent's signature
Multiply 2 for the title with the total. Post as "I screwed up (what your total x 2 is)% of my teenage life"
I am 81% Insane
[x]You screamed at an inanimate object for "Hurting you"
Total so far: 2
]You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
Total so far:6
]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
Total so far: 9
[x]You have fallen asleep in class
Total so far: 14
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math
Total so far: 19
[x]You have posted something because you were scared that what they say will happen if you don't
Total so far: 23
[x]You use to word "um" frequently
Multiply your total by 3. Put for the title "I am (the answer for your total x 3)% insane"
The Girl Code:
1) If you change boyfriends so fast they rarely achieve name status, a man must be around for at least six weeks before you make your friends bother to learn his first name. Until such time, he should be referred to as "The boy" or "That guy".
2) All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”
3) If you just met a guy and know absolutley nothing about him, but need to refer to him during 'girl talk' you use one example of who he is, something he has, or what he does, and he becomes... that guy.
4) Every girl must wait at least a day and a half before calling a guy whose number she has retreived.
5) You are never in any case to date a friends ex or a guy who she was really into.
6) You are to never diss a friends boyfriend except to agree lightly or nod when she says he's being a asshole. In most cases it is easier to nod.
7) If you wan't to date a friend brother it is required that you get said friends permission.
8) No girl is to ever hang out with the boyfriend of a friend without the friend present. If permission to is granted their should be at least 3 other people with you.
9) No girl may have more than one 'Love of her Life' at one time, though having a boyfriend and a 'Love of her Life' is fine.
10) No girl shall wear the same outfit or perfume as a friend is they will knowingly be in the same place.
11) No girl shall purchase a distinctive item of clothing which she is aware her friend owns without express permission from the friend.
12) No girl shall borrow an item of clothing without asking the clothing owner's permission, unless both parties have made an official decision to waive this rule in the context of their friendship.
13) An eye for an eye and a foot for a foot. If a friend borrows an item of clothing and destroys it, said friend must re-pay it.
14) The penalty for exposing a secret to an unauthorized party shall be exile from Girlville.
15) A girl who can substantially claim that she was not aware that a piece of information was a secret at the time she exposed it shall not be subject to punishment.
16) Inside jokes are not to be explained to outsiders.
17) Always leave a man wanting more but don't leave him guessing too long since guys do not take hints easily.
18) If a guy your friend is into asks for your number, you are to deny it and walk away, and/or slip him your friends number while saying, "I think she is more your type, you should call her".
19) Chicks before *. Simple.
20) In a case where a friend spreads a horrible rumor about a friend, and than apologizes they are to be given the cold-shoulder for at least 3 days.
21) In a fight between a friend and her boyfriend you must always choose your friends side.
22) When dating a girl should find equal and/or enough time to still hang out with her girls.
23) Never insult your friend but never let your friend leave the house looking hideous. Find a better way to tell your friend how they look.
24) When a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy.
25) When a friend calls you up complaining about how she is drunk and can't go home you must allow her to stay at your house, without letting your parentals (if you live with them) find out.
26) When out with the ladies, if Girl #1 points out a guy that she is interested in, Girl #2 should avoid making a bee-line over to him to get his number for herself. Show some respect.
27) When said evening is described as a "Girls’ Night Out" that means it is for GIRLS ONLY. Consider it payback for all those tree houses and snow forts we couldn’t enter as children. Do not invite your boyfriend
28) Stop being the "Me too!" girl If your friend is telling a story, stop stealing her thunder – and her story – by constantly trying to one-up her
Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls
(This was written by a guy)
The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction:
1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story(I do that. Oh well;)).
4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well(I do that too).
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!
10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.
11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.
14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.
15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17.Thou shalt show and not tell.
18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid-back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!