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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 161 - Words: 724,261 - Reviews: 9775 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/4/2005
Hazredous' Interruptions by Eleventh Messenger reviews
Crippled in a battle with pirates beyond the edges of Administered Space, the TSAB Cruiser Arthra is forced to crash land on an unadministered world with a shattered moon. With no way to get a message out of the planet's strange field of interference, they're forced to seek help from someone in a position of power; Headmaster Ozpin of Beacon Academy. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,381 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 1/26
Something Wicked This Way Comes by VereorFaux reviews
Lelouch thought his life over as the sword stabbed him. Instead, he woke up in a different world without his people, his power, and his money. At least his fancy robes remained on him. Beginning his journey to learn magic, Lelouch ends up witness to the most peculiar event: A Royal Election.
Crossover - Re:Zero & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,717 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 6/25 - Lelouch L., Emilia, Felt, Reinhard A.
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 299,525 - Reviews: 3524 - Favs: 4,714 - Follows: 4,724 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
Lady of Blood by Racke reviews
There's no such thing as happy endings. But there are ends to the nightmares.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/15 - Complete
Power Games by Immatrael reviews
There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life goes on - even dearly bought. All Precia's plans may come to nought as shadowy actors take to the stage. But nothing unmasks a man like his use of power. Second of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 214,992 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Nanoha T., Fate T., Hayate Y.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2482 - Favs: 3,981 - Follows: 5,129 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,411 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3818 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 4,967 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,245 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Infinity by Moczo reviews
The Book of Darkness case is over, giving Nanoha and company some much-needed rest. But the peace ends abruptly as a pair of unknown mages descend on Earth, seeking a lost artifact and reigniting an ancient conflict. It's time to save the world again...
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 383,798 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Precia T., Hayate Y. - Complete
The Whiskey Revolution by Nemesis13 reviews
[Formerly A Simple Change in Plans] An amnesiac C.C. offers Lelouch a bottle of whiskey rather than sex upon his return from the F.L.E.I.J.A attack on Tokyo and the presumed death of Nunnally. Not much later Kallen discovers that drunken words are sober thoughts and everything changes when the "Man of Miracles' stops giving a damn about anyone but his ever loyal Red Queen.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., Rolo L.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14496 - Favs: 20,059 - Follows: 19,653 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,857 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 4,096 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Floating Castle by Racke reviews
Her summon didn't appear, and nobody saw fit to question it. It'd been a cloudy day, and why should they've been looking upwards anyway?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,769 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Complete
Emergence by Chris7221 reviews
Welcome to a world of disillusion. Welcome to a world of bloody revolution. Welcome to Earth. RWBY is arriving, and now fans of the show might be the only hope of getting the team back together. If it's even possible. Act 5: The New World
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,293 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Lancer Gets Serious by Bloble reviews
A single order can change the shape of a the world, and a single command spell will change the outcome of one of the deadliest wars in history. For one Servant Lancer, that order would mean either victory, or death. Either way, the battle would be sweet.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,734 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Lancer - Complete
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction? / On Hiatus/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 4,850 - Follows: 5,453 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Halkegenia Online v3 by zero0hero reviews
Third Volume of Halkegenia Online, Takes place following conclusion of 2.0. Preparations for war have begun in earnest, as Tristain and her Allies make ready in body and spirit and Albion threatens in the skies. On the White Isle, the Dragon Knights prepare, a Thief arrives, and a Born Huntress stalks her prey. Interlude Volume. Warning OC heavy. Main plot will return in V4.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 272,220 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014
A Boy and His Dog by Lethargy reviews
"Wait," Ichigo held up a hand. "I just want to make sure—I'm not going to grow a tail or anything, right?" AU. In which Komamura gives Ichigo his shinigami powers. Written for Love Psycho's Bleach Challenge #1.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,334 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - S. Komamura, Ichigo K.
In Memoriam by Shockz reviews
AU/Rewrite. In a city where science has made the impossible mundane, a young man meets a very strange girl, who speaks to him of things yet stranger. Meanwhile, four friends stumble into a conspiracy that threatens to overturn everything they thought they knew about their home.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,361 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Change of Fate by Vathara reviews
On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...
Crossover - Star Wars & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,474 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 248 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Bail O., Stormtroopers, Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
The Goddess of Hope by Dminion reviews
It is intangible, it is believed by most, it is a powerful feeling. Now, it gains a form for which to influence an event that has wrought nothing but tragedy. Not all can survive, but perhaps they can still be saved, still be given a small chance for peace. The Goddess has answered the call. At the end all we can do is hope. (On storage indefinitely, please see revision Annahme)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,674 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Kirei K., Madoka K. - Complete
Breaking in Rumia by Chibi-Reaper reviews
A successful summoning is all Louise ever dreamed of. It may well be all she ever gets. A Youkai is not a being easily brought to heel. Note: contains some formatting and line-break errors. I'll fix them in time.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 52 - Words: 71,781 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Louise, Rumia
Fairy Tail by Araceil reviews
When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,693 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 3,977 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Manly Magi Kamina Magica! by TTGL Machine reviews
A man's soul does not disappear after death. No, it only goes where it is needed next. Now Kamina, once the proud leader of the invincible team Dai-Gurren must now do everything in his power to make five magical girls grab hold of their own paths!
Crossover - Gurren Lagann & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,066 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Kamina, Mami T.
Halkegenia Online v2 by zero0hero reviews
HalO part two. Asuna and Kirito have been Reunited and Prince Wales still draws breath as war with Albion Looms on the horizon. Meanwhile Louise Valliere continues her search for the lost Pixies of Tarbes Garden only to be met with set backs and complications. They will all soon discover that they have more to fear than just Albion, and that there are worse monsters than Zombies.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 58 - Words: 379,306 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
Every Silver Lining has its Cloud by Diresquirrel reviews
Forgotten Realms Crossover Buffy is late in stopping Angelus and most of Sunnydale is pulled into Acathla's portal ending up in the Nether Mountains in northern Faerun. Warnings for occasional naughty words, heavy violence, and gnomes.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 242,902 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/11/2010
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Root, Tree and the Branches of Possibility by Mu-Sensei reviews
Rin was desperate enough to ask for help, and crazy enough to follow Zelrech. And now that she witnessed the madness of the worlds out there, how did she wish she hadn't!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Shirō E., Rin T., Oh My Goddess!
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
The Bitter End by Immatrael reviews
In her heyday, the Ace of Aces pushed herself beyond her limits time and time again. Desperate battles, hopeless causes, implacable foes – the records of her heroism are many, and countless people owe her their lives. But everything has a price. And while they may be delayed or deferred, all debts must eventually be paid. Not a Gamesverse story.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Nanoha T. - Complete
The Sasuke Fan Club by jacobk reviews
At the age of six, Ino was the best friend Sakura could imagine. As they grow up, will the challenges they go through bring them closer together or drive them apart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,893 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Lyrical Days by Beasts lair's Fraggle reviews
Shirou is born in the flames of Fuyuki City, his soul destroyed and reforged in fire. The boy is burned away and the image of his saviour is seared into his soul, the happiness he sees becoming a dream he will chase for the rest of his life, until one small girl changed everything: "Listen carefully because this is very important..." Nanoha spoke, "...you will be my friend."
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,484 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Nanoha T., Yuuno S., Shirō E., Kiritsugu E.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7090 - Favs: 10,093 - Follows: 7,174 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Addition by AKAAkira reviews
He wasn't "wise", exactly. He was as far from "sacred" as it could get. And the next person who dares to call him "beautiful" was going to get a foot in the face (aside from the ladies, of course). But he WAS powerful, and after a life as the "Zero", Louise would settle for one out of four with everything she had.
Crossover - One Piece & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,870 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Sanji, Louise
Halkegenia Online by zero0hero reviews
Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 548,335 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Straw Man by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. In the end, even heroes bleed. Fall. Fail. Die. That was only the beginning of Ichigo's troubles. Time travel gone wrong.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Blaze of the Heart by Alex McM reviews
Shana and Yuji fought for love, only for it to end in tragedy. But hope is not lost! Somewhere Yuji's torch still burns. Shana will do anything to bring him back, even if it means waging war against the guardians of the afterlife - the Gotei 13 - alone.
Crossover - Bleach & Shakugan no Shana - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,379 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Rukia K., Shana
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Hey Kids, Wanna See A Dead Body? by Silver W. King reviews
The Holy Grail War. You know, somethings I think people forget that one of the Co-Founders to the creation of the Grail System was the Kaleidoscope. So now our dear participants, especially our lovely Caster, will learn what happens when you try to cheat the system.
Crossover - Hellsing & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Alucard
Abridged! Alucard Stat Sheet by Silver W. King reviews
Alucard's Stat Sheet
Crossover - Hellsing & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Alucard - Complete
Foxy Boxes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which an old, one time joke is brought up again with sexy results. Fate probably would not have accepted her english tutor's advice had she known it originally came from a perverted ermine.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Negi S., Chamo, Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Inaccurate Legends by Midnakdak reviews
Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Reality Ensues by Moczo reviews
Deep beneath the prison block, two holders of the title Kenpachi duel, and an ancient warrior falls to a mortal wound on the sword of her true successor... sorta. Warning: Spoils recent manga events and doesn't even feel guilty after.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/25/2013 - R. Unohana, Shunsui K. - Complete
What I See by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Rin Tohsaka is presented with caring for a doomed Shiki Tohno. Post HF, post Arc True.
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,766 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Shiki Tohno, Rin T. - Complete
VIVIO'S QUEST FOR UNDERSTANDING! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Vivio is growing up. She has questions about… things. Finally, the day Nanoha and Fate have dreaded has arrived. Can they answer the difficult things Vivio asks?
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Vivio, Yuuno S. - Complete
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Lost Soul by ashmanonar reviews
A night out becomes a near-tragedy for Hermione Granger, but when someone tall, dark, and handsome steps up and destroys her attacker, she discovers that wizards don't only come from Britain. A Dresden/Granger romance set in Chicago; Post-DH and Post-Death Masks. Rated M for a reason; characters speak and act freely. Not for the kiddies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,700 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Hermione G., H. Dresden
Game Theory by Immatrael reviews
Who dares stand between a mother and her daughter's life? Precia will do anything to achieve her goals. Even if it means accepting Fate. First of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 265,002 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 384 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
In Death's Best Interests: A Guild's Protector by I.-.-.I Kuroyagi I.-.-.I reviews
Death is impartial. It never takes part in people's conflicts or quarrels. But Death is not supposed to be human. That sole fact changes the equation completely. He got there through a strange anomaly and now, Ichigo Kurosaki, finds himself in Earthland; watching over a rambunctious organization called Fairy Tail and its reckless members. Team Natsu being his main frustration.
Crossover - Bleach & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K., Team Natsu, Mavis V. - Complete
Family Issues by Moczo reviews
For years, the similarities between Lutecia Alphine and Servant Rider have been noted, and for years they have left the masses confused. Now... now, an explanation has finally been found. It involves, as all great explanations do, vodka. Lots of vodka. (Co-written with RadiantBeam)
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Lutecia A., Rider - Complete
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,136 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
Rewarded by Sarah1281 reviews
Severus got his wish when Voldemort decided to stun Lily instead of killing her. With her husband and son dead, what is there for her in this world? And without Lily's sacrifice, will there be any hope for the wizarding world? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fallen Stars by Shockz reviews
Harry Dresden would honestly have been happier if that Takamachi woman had never walked into his office and asked for his help. But, well, she did, and it's technically not her fault that they're BOTH running for their lives now...Rewrite of On The Run.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,012 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Nanoha T., H. Dresden
Troublesome Fate by fringeperson reviews
Life hadn't been all that great for the nearly-forty-year-old Nara Shikamaru, not bad, but not great. Suddenly faced with the unwanted opportunity to do it over again though, well, he was a genius. Only an idiot would pass up such an opportunity, however unwanted it was. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 287 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Someone Had To by prodigieux reviews
On a trip to Karakura Town at the request of Kyubey to eliminate Demons, Homura comes across a boy by the name of Kurosaki Ichigo. They discuss the significance of red ribbons, and the girls they belonged to.
Crossover - Bleach & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Ichigo K., Homura A. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Zero Interface by Golden Arms reviews
Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.
Crossover - Ranma & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,510 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ranma, Louise
Slayers & Fairies by Fraggranark reviews
I saw no crossovers so I fixed that! Inspecting her loot..acquired from bandits, Lina & Gourry find themselves in a world with very different magic. With Amelia and Zelgadis coming after them, a guild & new enemies! Changed pen-name from Lord of Change. Hiatus.
Crossover - Slayers & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,445 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Lina I., Macao C.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3319 - Favs: 5,235 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu by Diresquirrel reviews
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 269 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Destruction! The Obligatory Halloween Fic! by Diresquirrel reviews
The Slayers via costumes arrive in Sunnydale! Property damage and hilarity ensues.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Willow R., Lina I.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 5,399 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Late Arrival by Aquamarine Lights reviews
Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ranma
Dungeon Crawling in Chicago by LordsFire reviews
Take a decently fit Nerd, throw him into a slightly more magical version of the real world in 1990, and give him the ability to gain power as per D&D levelling system. A completely gratuitous piece, written purely for the author's own satisfaction.
Crossover - X-overs & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,354 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10986 - Favs: 14,626 - Follows: 5,901 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Nanoha's Problem by Kaijo reviews
It's been building up for over 10 years. A fic designed to make almost everybody happy!
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Miracle by Grunt reviews
As long as his body can grasp his sword he refuses to fade away. The title of struggler defines his existance. It is time for the black swordsman to enter another war. A war between Masters and Servants. A war for the holy grail.
Crossover - Berserk & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,836 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 595 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
EMIYA by Mereo Flere reviews
The wrong servant is summoned. Plans go awry. Nothing turns out like anybody expected. There is only one thing they can be sure of: The Holy Grail has a horrible sense of humor.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,343 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Sequel to 'What's the Worst That Could Happen'. Naruto and Kyubi are in a hopeless situation with absolutely no logical way of getting out of it. But hey, since when has a little thing like logic ever stood in the way of a good fanfic plot? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Assumptions by Pippin's Socks reviews
HitsuKarin. Matsumoto should really get her mind out the gutter. Rated because the gotei thirteen are closet perverts and really shouldn't gamble so much. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Grass Hammer by warai kitsune reviews
A rather Cracky explanation of Kenpachi's Shikai that somehow became borderline serious. Somehow though, it works.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/27/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Overlord by Chibi-Reaper reviews
A little experiment... A Naruto, Disgaea crossover where Laharl claims Naruto as his successor. Check it out, leave a review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,445 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5634 - Favs: 11,522 - Follows: 3,603 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Afterwards by Moczo reviews
The party that fights together, stays together. But the party that gets caved in together in a very small space soon comes to realize that they really don't like each other that much.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10087 - Favs: 14,421 - Follows: 4,301 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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