Hi I'm PsychicEevee0103. I'm currently the owner of NOTHING that I write about!

I am a girl, and I'm not exactly an expert writer, so I'm sorry if something doesn't make sense. I love writing, I've been writing as a hobby for getting on to three years now, but I'm still no expert.

My Ships:

Pokemon:

AdvanceShipping

AmourShipping

VineShipping

LagomorphShipping

PenguinShipping

RocketShipping

(I forget the name) Red/Yellow

Espeon/Umbreon

Vaporeon/Umbreon

Vaporeon/Flareon

Gardevoir/Gallade

All of the Yu-Gi-Oh animes (except the newest one, since I haven't seen it):

Seto/Joey (Is that Puppyshipping? I'm not sure)

Yugi/Yami

Jaden/Jesse

Yusei/Akiza

Dragon Ball:

Tien/Launch

Goku/Chichi

Gohan/Videl

This section used to be about my OCs, but I'm currently rewriting my stories (and I realized my other OCs kinda sucked), so when I get all that straightened out I'll repost them.

Copy-and-Pastes (They're mostly all meaningful though. All of the causes shown here I fully support):

The Warrior Cat Fan Oath: (Copy and Paste onto your profile if you are a warriors fan!)

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar one someone's face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Bramblestar,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (I still love HP), who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj, PsychicEevee0103

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (Sometimes? Make that all the time for me!)

If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you read so much fanfiction that you start confusing them with the real book copy and paste this to your profile.

Every day, thousands of animals are abandoned, abused, and even killed. Cats get injuries like Brightheart's; scars and injuries, and no love at all. Some lose body parts, and others just lose hope. They can't speak out for themselves, but we can. Please help save the animals from being abused. Copy and paste this message if you want animal abuse to stop.

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend

If you hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile:
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...
When I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me.

If you can't fix it with duct tape you haven't used enough!

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a heart.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's

brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, lets keep it that way.

“Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, even, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." Willy Wonka.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who learn by reading, a few who learn from observation and the rest who just have to test the electric fence for themselves

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. :) (it's happened!)

I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end in "y".

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Don't Shoot the Puppy, PinkPearlWings07, ERB000, wolveswolvesandmorewolves, PsychicEevee0103

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans. (Just not skinny jeans)
( )Dogs are better than cats.
(x)It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
( )Shopping is torture.
(x)Sad movies suck.
( )You own/ed an X-Box.
( )Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
( )At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
( )You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
( )You watch sports on TV.
( )Gory movies are cool.
( )You go to your dad for advice.
( )You own like a trillion baseball caps.
( )You like going to high school football games.
( )You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x)Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x)It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x)Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x)You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
( )Sports are fun.
( )Talk with food in your mouth.
( )Sleep with your socks on at night.
( )Listen to Rock, Alternative, Metal, Techno music and LOVE IT

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

( )You wear lip gloss/stick.
( )You love skirts.
(x)Cats are better than dogs. (I like both, but I like to think that I was born a cat and got transformed into a human when I was young.)
( )You love to shop.
( )You wear eyeliner.
( )You wear the color pink.
()Go to your mom for advice.

(x) Yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
( )You hate wearing the color black.
( )You like hanging out at the shopping center.
( )You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
( )You like wearing jewelry.
( )Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(x)You don't like the movie Star Wars.
( )You were in gymnastics/dance.
( )It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
( )You smile a lot more than you should.
( )You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
( )You care about what you look like.
( )You like wearing dresses when you can.
( )You like wearing body perfume.
( )You love the movies.
( )Used to play with dolls as little kid.
( )Like being the star of every thing.
( )You love One Direction, Justin Beiber or other pop stars with similar music (gag)

TOTAL: 4

In other words, rather unfeminine for a girl

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
Now swear it on the River Styx!

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to try gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

This is all getting stupid! (Not gay but I mean, we should just stop and let them do whatever they want to do since we were given the chance to live and we should live it the way we want to!)

Eevee Power! Help Eevee take over the world by pasting this on your profile. I don't own this sadly.

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We are Fanfiction.

We are the girls who spend more time writing than talking.

We are the boys who spend more time reading than watching TV.

We are the teens who run to the fictional when their real lives are unbearable.

We are the college kids who should be studying, but aren’t because of the plot bunny that won’t stop running around in our heads.

We are the budding authors who procrastinate their original work to write “just one more oneshot”.

We live in Fanfiction.

We live in our computers.

We live in the minds of our readers.

We live in our letters, our words, our sentences.

We live in the stories, the reviews, the endless profiles.

We live in worlds that aren’t even ours.

We can become Fanfiction.

We can become the one people wait for just to see what we have to say.

We can become a queen, a king, the beloved one of a fandom.

We can become a role model, inspiration, and encouragement for younger writers.

We can become the person who smiles upon reading a review and finding that we have disturbed a room with our reviewer’s laughter, broken a fan’s heart, moved someone to tears, or opened a window that would have otherwise stayed firmly shut and veiled.

We can become the one to save a story, save a writer, even, with just a few taps on the keyboard and a good bit of constructive criticism.

Because aren't we all?

WE ARE FANFICTION.

–– DarkHorseBlueSky

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

Warriors Have Taught us These Things

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny. Right, Goosefeather?

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough* Ashfur* cough* Scourge *cough*.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included, Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are completely unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy...Jayfeather...

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. *looks at Firestar* Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. *cough*Ashfur*cough

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon...

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing! Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

And, if you play with your food, an apple will come and eat you.

If you like cats more than dogs copy and paste this onto your profile

If you swear your half-cat copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (Two reviews? I get happy seeing one!)

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame, hawkfire111, Twilightmoonstar, sunfur29,Thestormwarrior, Paintedmoon, and Frostpool of Lightningclan, Echopelt, Cheetahstar, Moonbeam141, Leafstar16,Wolfclaw of mountain clan, Wish Upon A Warrior Cat, Skyfrost14 ,Potatotheumbreon, Snowblade-of-NightClan,MidnightAuraKitty, 7DigitsAJ, PsychicEevee0103

You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold if it applies to me!):

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (More like cell phone and computer)

You've got a book basically memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

Original Stuff from me:

My Favorite Quotes (mostly because they fit my life so well):

"I'm just a kid, and life is a nightmare. I'm just a kid; I know that it's not fair. Nobody cares, 'cause I'm alone and the world is having more fun than me." "I'm Just a Kid" by Simple Plan

"No you don't know what it's like, when nothing feels alright, you don't know what it's like to be like me... No you don't know what it's like! Welcome to my life." "Welcome to my Life" by Simple Plan

"No one ever lied straight to your face, and no one ever stabbed you in the back. You might think I'm happy, but I'm not gonna be okay! Everybody always gave you what you wanted, you never had to work; it was always there. You don't know what it's like, what it's like," See above label

"Tryin' hard to reach out, but when I tried to speak out, felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here, but something felt so wrong here, so I prayed I could breakaway." "Breakaway" by Kelly Clarkson

"I'll spread my wings, and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do all it takes, 'till I touch the sky. And I'll make a wish, take a chance, make a change, and breakaway." See above label

"After all this has passed, I still will remain. After I've cried my last, there'll be beauty from pain. Though it won't be today, someday I'll hope again, and there'll be beauty from pain. You will bring beauty from pain." "Beauty From Pain" by Superchic(k)

"Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal don't feel, put on a show. Make one wrong move and everyone will know." "First Time in Forever" by Idina Menzel, Frozen

"You don't know what it's like to be me in this cold, cruel world!" Akiza Izinski (I think I spelled it right), Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds