Author has written 8 stories for Mythology, Human Centipede, Scream, and American Horror Story.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
Soundtrack of my Life (courtesy of the ole iPod shuffling)
Opening credits: Viva La Vida: Coldplay (I can sort of get this one)
Waking up: Love the Way You Lie: Eminem feat. Rihanna (I don't get this one)
Getting Ready: Animal I have Become: Three Days Grace (WHAT?!)
Leaving the house: Behind These Hazel Eyes: Kelly Clarkson (I still don't get it)
Heading home: Open The Eyes Of My Heart, Lord: Mercy Me (This makes no sense)
Meeting friends: Lighters: Eminem feat. Bruno Mars (Seems too dramatic)
Seeing a crush: Jar of Hearts: Christina Perry (Now I feel as though I am doomed for life in relationships)
While you’re traveling: Come Sail Away: Styx (Am I going to go to heaven or something?)
Falling asleep: Cleanin' Out My Closet: Eminem (Ummmm. :( This isn't depressing at ALL)
Anger: Things That Rhyme With Orange: I Set My Friends On Fire (THE FIRST ONE THAT MAKES SENSE!)
Hurt: Our God Is Greater: Chris Tomlin (I don't really understand this one, but okay)
Betrayed: Monster: Skillet (Okay...)
Depressed: My Immortal: Evanescence (Okay, this is better)
Nostalgic: Canon in D Major: Pachelbel (Yes! It Makes SENSE!)
Happy: La Campanella: Franze Liszt (Okay, yeah, I get it)
Bouncy: Still Breathing: Mayday Parade (No, just... No)
Having a breakdown: A Little Piece of Heaven: Avenged Sevenfold (So... I'm gonna kill a girl 'cause she wouldn't marry me?)
Love struck: 25 To Life: Eminem (How does this song involve any love?)
Heartbroken: Kill Everybody: Skrillex (???)
Regret: Lies: Marina and the Diamonds (Alright, I can see this one)
In a fight: Because Of You: Kelly Clarkson (Alright, whatever)
Row with a friend or family member: Cheerleader: St. Vincent (Alright, this makes sense. My family wants me to be something I'm not, so yeah, I understand)
Taking part of a competition: Bohemian Rhapsody: Queen (What??!!)
Watching a game ( ie.football): IDGAF: BOTDF (I suppose if you really think...)
At a gig: King of Anything: Sara Bereilles (Um... sure?)
Dancing: The Final Episode: Asking Alexandria (No.)
At a party: First Of The Year: Skrillex (I guess there's a bunch of scary alien stuff?)
Crying: Courage: SuperChick (This nearly made me cry again, because of the memory)
Laughing: Ruffneck: Skrillex (Hmm. Okay?)
Watching a movie: Summit: Skrillex (Oh...)
Cuddling up with someone: I'm Not Okay(I Promise): My Chemical Romance (Dang, no!)
Deep in thought: Talkin' To Myself: Eminem (LOL)
Leaving ( a place, a person ): All These Things I Hate: Bullet For My Valentine (Okay, this makes so much sense!)
Driving: How To Love: Lil Wayne (Doesn't make any sense)
Having learned something ( an epiphany ): Hero: Skillet (Maybe learning that everyone needs someone to save them from life)
Helping someone in need: You Are My All In All: Nicole Nordeman (YES!)
Getting fired: How Great Is Our God: Chris Tomlin (He's not so great if you're getting fired)
Chilling with mates: Dream On: Aerosmith (Sweet)
Seeing an ex: The Last Something That Meant Anything: Mayday Parade (Ha, yeah, that makes sense)
In love with 2 people at once and confused: Alejandro: Lady Gaga (I suppose...)
First saw him or her: Bruised and Scarred: Mayday Parade (Must've gotten out of a bad relationship)
First asked them out: Alien: Cary Brothers (No... I don't understand)
First date: Dear Agony: Breaking Benjamin (Relationships just aren't my thing, are they?)
First kiss: What's My Name?: Rihanna and Drake (I guess he kissed me so well that I forgot my name?)
First time in bed together: I Don't Believe You: Pink (Maybe I should give up on relationships)
First I love you: The Last Night: Skillet (Too dramatic)
Your song: If I had You: Adam Lambert (Whatever)
Having a fight with them: No Love: Eminem feat Lil Wayne (Alright, makes sense)
Finding out or catching them cheating on you: But the Nuns Are Watching: I Set My Friends On Fire (Uhhhh)
Cheating on them: Nightmare: Avenged Sevenfold (AWESOME!)
Breaking up: Payphone: Maroon 5 feat. Wiz Khalifa (It is a breakup song, I think, so cool!)
Feeling jealous seeing them with someone else: Annabel: Alesana (I find this to be very relevant.)
Getting back together: Somebody To Love: Queen (Cool, makes a bit of sense.)
Wedding Song ( first dance): As The World Falls Down: David Bowie (I LOVE IT!)
Closing Credits: Don't Stop Believing: Journey (KEWL!)
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (I was raped, so I'm not sure if that counts or not.)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (My Blood father was British and German, so I guess I'm somewhat German?)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be mexican or spanish.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENNAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.
I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.
I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.
I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.
I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.
I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.
I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.
I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.
I'm MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.
I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.
I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.
I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.
I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.
I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be the SEX TOYS.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.
I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.
I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.
I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.
I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.
I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.
I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.
I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.
I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.
I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THIEF.
I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered
I hate FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.
I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.
I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.
I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.
I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.
I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.
I have a FACEBOOK , so I MUST think I'm GROWN.
I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.
I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.
I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.
I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK
I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.
I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.
I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be ANOREXIC.
I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.
I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.
I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.
I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.
I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm OPEN MINDED, so I MUST do everything.
I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.
I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.
I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.
I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.
I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.
I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.
I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.
I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.
I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.
I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.
I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.
I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.
I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.
I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.
I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.
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