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Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, My Candy Love, Ib, and Corpse Party.
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Fanfictions I am working on/hoping to write:
Corpse Hetalia: A crossover fanfiction of hetalia and the game corpse party- On going
If it Were Different would you do the same for me: An Ib story based on if Ib and Garry switched roles- Working on it? (indecisive about it)
That's basically it and I'll try to update my stoires as soon as possible but time to read some fluffy Hetalia fics XD
(Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order) This is more of a random ass list of characters *didn't have the heart to pick favorites*
3. N. Italy
5. S. Italy
1) Have you ever read a Five/Ten fic before?
Never in my life have I read a Sweden/S.Italy fanfiction, I'm pretty sure that pairing doesn't even exist...but enlighten me if I'm wrong
2) Do you think Three is hot? How hot?
No Italy’s defiantly more cute than hot
3) What would happen if Six got One pregnant?
Jeezes if Greece got China pregnant? Er well I guess Greece would try to take care of China as best as he could while Japan would have conflicting feelings, he would probably think it’s none of his business and feel happy for China and Greece but at the same time feel awkward. Meanwhile mixed with China’s childish behavior and hormones China would probably make all these ridiculous requests that would drive Greece crazy while also being sweet at times making Greece and him have some ‘alone time.’ Oh and meanwhile the rest of the nations Asian nations would be in a uproar, except for perhaps Vietnam.
4) Do you recall any good fics about Nine?
Ya a few but most of them are about Canada getting uber depressed and stuff ;_;
5) Would Seven and Two make a good couple?
France/Japan well from the way I see it would probably a neutral relationship I mean Japan is too old and otaku for France and France is to pervy they would probably discuss I don’t know relationships with others or something *is rambling*
6) Four/Eight or Four/Nine?
America/Canada ftw! Though a Switzerland x America fanfiction would be very intersting to read
7) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship?
Italy/Switzerland? France would probably be shocked, then say how his little Italy is growing up, be surprised it’s Switzerland go ohonohonhonhon, and then ask if he can join in...you know now that I think about it remember that episode where Switzerland chases a naked Italy off his lawn by shooting him? Maybe he only did that because he actually likes Italy but is in denial so he chases him away so he doesn't have to face him...*is over thinking the episode*
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Two/Six fic.
Ooh Japan/Greece? Well this is easy. Well here, I go Japan is writing a haiku under a cherry blossom tree when Greece come and asks him what he is doing. When Japan explains that he is writing a Haiku Greece tries to write one to, only it’s not a Haiku Japan expected Greece to write
9) Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten romantic fluff story?
America/Sweden? Uh...*has no clue*
10) Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.
China/S. Italy An Ancient Remedy for the Heart...that title...sounds very corny...
11) What kind of plot would you use for a Three/Eleven fic?
N. Italy/Korea Um that’s a hard one…when Korea claims he invented pasta making Italy shows his ‘aggressive’ side that Korea finds hot and then Korea than starts stalking Italy which ends up with both of them in bed together, soon after they start to have a relationship with one another.
12. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
I never wrote a songfic before so I have no idea…
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Japan/N.Italy/Greece Warning excessive pasta eating, otakuness, and philosophical ramblings in a hot steamy bowl…you have been warned
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Switzerland/S.Italy I chased your brother out of my territory…but you can come in any time X3
Or I’m not neutral when it comes to you, instead my army is set right down below…that did not make any sense XD
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Nestled in a crevice he found, Switzerland let the Alps frigid winds numb his aching body and mind. The snow had already soaked through his clothes so they were pretty much sopping wet, but Switzerland was kind of glad his clothes were a damp cold mess for it numbed him even more. His vision was already beginning to fade, just what he wanted. As the world became a blur he saw a familiar towering figure loom over him. Knowing that it was too late Switzerland croaked out something he meant to say for all his life “I…love you…Sweden…”
Why did I write such a sad drabble! *sobs*
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
France walked in to see some Japan/Finland…my guess is that he’d asked to join in…
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
America de-flowering China?
America and China have been big trading partners for a while, however there’s a much bigger reason why America became trading partners with China…to become sex partners. After finally getting the guts to ask him after China shipped some condoms over America finally does it
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Japan/America/S.Italy…possibly *is intrigued*
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sweden: He’s me ‘ife XD
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
S.Itly fanfic? Just yesterday
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
I would guess Greece’s is cats…though I don’t think that would be super-secret XD
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Korea/Canada Drunk….very drunk
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
N.Italy/France ya France would definitely top
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
China and Canada are in a happy relationship until Canada suddenly runs off with America. China, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Korea and a brief unhappy affair with Finland, than follows the wise advice of S.Italy and finds true love with Japan
“China in a Romance Story Better than Twilight XD”
Eat like America
Am an Otaku like Japan
Am as cowardly as Italy
Curse like Romano
Am as hard headed as England
Am as Awesome as Prussia
Am as perverted as France (Actually my nickname is France irl XD)
Am as musical as Austria
Am as innocent as Liechtenstein
Am as quiet as Canada
Sleep like Greece
Am mysterious as Holy Rome
Am a chick like China
Am psychotic like Russia
Am as stoic as Germany
Wish I had an ass like Spain's (Dat ass)
Am as violent as Switzerland
Am as manly as Hungary
Am as loud as Denmark
As optimistic as Sealand
As short as Latvia
As smart as Estonia
Am as aloof as the Netherlands
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Funny because I love food)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Anyone who says that being gay is wrong...isn't cool...see what I did there? Get it, hell...isn't cool...it's hot...//slapped)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (Technically Aetheism is the belief of no religion so I'm bolding this to)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I'm SHORT, so I MUST be a weak midget.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a coward.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HATE WEARING SKIRTS, so I MUST be a lesbian. (I just hate the airy feeling down there, I personally don't like them but if you do that's cool)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Right now it's an orange pink mess XD)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (*slowly puts cosplay outfits away*)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Ima wear my Pokemon gear with pride!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a crazy, vodka-drinking communist spy.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (well I am lesbian...so uh...you know)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Single ready to mingle!)
I've NEVER GOTTEN MY FIRST KISS, so I must be a LOSER.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Tenor sax ftw! Also we band people are actually part of the band mafia >:D)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHER
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST love eating everything.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I'm a young fighting machine!)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I'm full of crazy)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm an otaku...there is a huge difference)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (haha oh I've been called worse)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Fangirls unite!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I'm gayer than christmas)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an OUTCAST
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I'm the definition of childish :3)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be LESBIAN. (Damn what is this, like the third time? I AM lesbian therefore I don't want a boyfriend)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be an OUTCAST.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER. (*stokes Earthbound game while mumbling about the new Pokemon game*)
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one error.
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