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Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, Darkest Powers, Virals, and Bleach.

The 'MR' stands for Maximum Ride, I would have changed it since it's easy to mistake, but for certain reasons I won't.

I like to read numerous fanfiction that go from anime to games. My favorite is Naruto, though I despise what the show has become, as many fics are long and filled with so many in great quailty. My favorite are dark fics, and I hate to read ones where the Naruto in it is an idiot (When I classify him as an idiot is where I can actually point out something where he does something that would take forever and is a chore to do, and I can spot a much easier path. It is really hard for me to spot that because my brain filters out stuff that would prevent me from continuing it.) My favorite color is blue.


My all time favorite quote, cue drum roll. "The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

Here's some Maximum Ride quotes made by Dragonpurplepearl

Max: "Will you quit that?"
Fang: "Quit what? Breathing?"
Max: "You know what."

Gasman: "What does that mean" (points to a sign that says Stay Off the Third Rail!)
Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn."
The Angel Experiment

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What've you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"

Iggy: "Yeah, but what now? We're all dressed up with no place to go"

Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parents?"
Max: "Um, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to a test tube, please? (The Angel Experiment)


Agent: “And how do you spell that?”
The Gasman: “Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.”

Iggy: “Max? Can I come in?”
Max: “No – I’m in a towel.”
Iggy: “I’m blind.”
Max: “No! You’re kidding! Are you sure?” (School’s Out – Forever)


Max: “What I said yesterday didn’t mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!”

Fang: “Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I’ll go carve out our initials in it.”

Ter Borcht: “Is dere anysing special about you?”
Fang: “Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”

Nudge: "Um… I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!”
Ter Borcht: “Hardly a special talent.”
Nudge: “Yeah? Let’s see you do it.”
Gazzy: (in ter Borcht’s voice) “I vill now eat nine Snickers bars, visout bahfing.” (Saving the World and other Extreme Sports, by James Patterson)


Gazzy: “Dive-bomb!”
Max: “No, Gazzy, don’t! It’s a government building! They’re even more paranoid than we are!”

Nudge: “No. I looked for you too. Were you behind the tree?”
Fang: “I was right here!”
Iggy: “I didn’t see you either, man.” (Final Warning)


Max: “Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?”
Fang: “I always forget.” (MAX)


Now just some MR quotes.

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang

"'Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!'
'But we're grounded.'
We stared at each other for a second and then we burst out laughing" Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. *looks at Max* Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with...wings...we're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Fnick

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. So people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Fang

"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

I let my jaw drop open, looking from Iggy to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

"Iggy I asked again.
"Yeah?" He blinked, wiping his face with one hand.
"What are you guys doing? If you wanted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do." Max and Iggy, Book 7 Angel

"How do you feel?" I asked.
"Like a wet dog," he answered irritably. "What's wrong with you guys?" Max and Iggy, Book 7 Angel.

That left him one option. Fang opened his bleary eyes, scanning the room until he found a clock. Past midnight. Getting yelled at by Max would have to wait until morning. Fang, Book 7 Angel

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR School's Out Forever

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR Saving The World and Other Extreme Sports

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-Saving The World and Other Extreme Sports

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-Final Warning

"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-School's Out Forever

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-Angel Experiment


The MR Pledge

I promise to remember Max, whenever I must lead.
I promise to remember Fang when I would rather not speak.
I promise to remember Iggy, whenever something explodes.
I promise to remember Nudge when someone just keeps talking.
I promise to remember Gazzy when it just plain stinks.
I promise to remember Angel when someone manipulates.
I promsie to remember Jeb when someone is a traitior.
I promise to remember Ari whenever life's not fair.
I promise to remember Lissa and Brigid when they are a player.
I promise to remember these, cross my heart, hope to sing, and take a chainsaw to my wing.


You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1.You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2.You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3.You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel... On more than one occasion:)
4.You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5.You daydream about meeting the flock.
6.You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
7.You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
8.You study about birds.
9.You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
10.You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
11.You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
12.You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
13.You are counting down the days till Nevermore comes out!
14.You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
15.You hate dog crates.
16.You think scientists are evil.
17.You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
18.When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
19.You've found a new respect for blind people.
20.You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
21.You say 'U and A’ a lot.
22.You think you have a Voice like Max... Ummm No... I don't think I'm that crazy... Not yet anyways
23.You've gotten your friends hooked on the MR series.
24.You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
25.You know what 'Fax' is.
26.You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
27.You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
28.You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is... Yea you would have to be compleatly insane to not know what that is... duh!
29.You daydream of flying.
30.You love chocolate chip cookies.
31.You seriously felt like you were in the book.
32.If you want to become a writer because of MR
33.If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.


Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil... Okay only the one's named Lissa:)
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement... for height and Built;)
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.
13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.
14. Fang has the power to sum up his and the flocks lives in 9 words... or a letter that can pour out 14 years worth of love:'(
15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium... Unless you want your best-friend to know you love him
17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!
18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.
19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie. (Not really unless your being an idiot.)
20. Kids are better than adults. (Shoosh yeah!)
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. (It's kind of obvious.)
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom. (There could be a problem that someone didn't notice or forgot about, and BOOM your dead.)
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place. (Again obvious.)
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!! (Completely!!!)
38. You became a treehugger after reading The Final Warning.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. (And you get an F on the test that the teacher was going over while you were in la-la land.)
40. You want a talking dog... They are very cool you know! (Duh!)
41. If your anything like Max you will save your best guy friend's life on more than 3 occasions. (Why wouldn't you?)


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Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted

so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

you can go on and forget about this or you can copy and paste in it on your profile. whichever you pick is your desicion!

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

I love this story every time i read it it touches my heart, and that's hard to do.


This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk, her mom was an addict; Her parents kept her locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear; It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it when no one's around; She lays there and hugs it, not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door; Some more and more pain, she'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg, a scar on her face; Why would she be in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear and softly cries; She loves her parents but they want her to die

She sits in the corner quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? "

Such a bad life For a sad little kid; She'd get beaten and beaten for anything she did

Then one night her mom came home high and the poor child was beaten as hours went by

Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blade; It was sharp and pointy, one that she made

She thrusted the blade right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out leaving the girl slowly dying; She grabbed her bear and again started crying

Police showed up at the small little house; Then quickly barged in, everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly opened a door to find the little girl, lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad to go through so much harm; But at least she died with her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if you're against child abuse)


You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.


37 Things todo in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.


Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes like 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.

If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile. (Too many times. I got detention!)

If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honors 1 English, Ooo yeah!)


Vampire Speed Ice Ring = Wipe out Every Time


While physical cars heal, the emotional ones are there to be forgotten but can't be. –Unknown


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to re-post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you re-post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.


How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!'


When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, GothicPunk123, Wolf and MR Lover

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends think I am weird 4 this one)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DONT DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%.

If you have ever read a 2,500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, GothicPunk123, Wolf and MR Lover

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51,dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, GothicPunk123, Wolf and MR Lover

If you think that Justin Bieber needs to !@*&ing DIE, Copy and Paste this onto your profile.

If you think Animals are better then humans, do what you need to do. (No. I don't mean to use the facilities.)

If you have slapped a book because a character was stupid. Copy and Paste.

If you are reading this, Copy and Paste this onto your Profile.

If you Get excited when your Story get's 5 hits, copy and paste this.

If you have more than 3 animals, copy and paste this. (I have four cats. Mom's a cat lover.)

If you have ever shouted really random things at random times, Copy and Paste.

If you realized that there wasn't a coma at the copy and paste above, Copy and Paste.

If you just looked up there and realized i tricked you, Copy and Paste this.

If You are grinning stupidly, Copy and Paste.

If you lose focus in school thinking about maximum ride copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, I'LL SEE YOU THERE!!!!!! Oh copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Maximum Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If FAX is your drug, post this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you love MR!!!


1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
Not really (never saw him face to face, and i go for dark heads.)

2. Did you cry when Ari died?
Not the first time in New York cause he had it comin... but a little the second time...

3. Do you think Fang is hot? Again have to meet him. (But from what i gather yeah.)

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
Air-E

5. Did you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
:D a little! (chuga chuga chuga choo choo!) *lolrotftpo*

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
Yes only in my i head out loud i smirked... It was Cute!!!!!

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX? A tiny bit...

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
No but when Fang left I threw it and said sorry to the book, put it down and didn't touch it for a week... Day after said week i finished it... The suspense was killing me...

9. Who is your favorite character?
Max (no contest)

10. Do you like Jeb?
No comment... Read Nevermore... You'll understand if you read it...

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
Yeah only because I was trying to figure out how in the heck that made any sense it's bird DNA not fish.

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW? Forgot what the heck TFW means.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
When Angel held a gun to Max's face I wanted to brutally murder her. I don't care she said sorry... She can rot in the four corners of hell... Cut into tiny pieces... (that reminds me...)

14. Which book is your all time favorite?
Maximum Ride. (why the heck wouldn't it be?! MR is all over my profile!)

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
Ummm... I say The Story Of Us is The Fax song Idk what their Flock theme song would be...

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
NO!!! They are flippin' Bird kids not some Band!!!

17. Who do you think the voice should be?
Jeb, best choice.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument? Max should learn to play guitar.

19. MIGGY or FAX?
FAX. If any of you guys thought that Iggy liked Max and read the books there is something seriously wrong with you- as in your as dense as a rock.


Random Quotes

”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”

”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong”

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”

“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.”

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes.”

“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.”

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets”

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”

“Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?”

”If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”

“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey

”Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.”

“If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands?”

“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.”

“I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt, and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.”

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”

“A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.’”

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?”

“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”

“We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.”

“If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.”

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.”

“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.”

"The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music."

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."

"I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere."

"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."

"I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have."

"A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you."

"A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked."

"Friends are relatives you make for yourself."

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"To put it nicely, I hope you choke"

"Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them."

"It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn."

"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear."

"A day without sunshine is like... night."

"I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster."

"Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door."

"When life gives you lemons, you make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it."

"When life gives you lemons, you steal apple juice and say you made it, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it."

"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell."

"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that."

"Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."

"Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness."

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone."


Things to do When Bored in a Store

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!


This story touched me… I hope that it has an effect on you too…

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

“My mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students & teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school and my mom came. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I threw her a hateful look and ran out.

The next day at school: “Your mom only has one eye?!?!”…eeeee said a friend. I wished my mom would just disappear from this world. So I said to my mom, “Mom… Why don’t you have the other eye?! If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don’t you just die?!!!”

My mom did not respond. I guess I felt a little bad, but at the same time, it felt good to think that I had said what I’d wanted to say all this time. Maybe it was because my mom hadn’t punished me, but I didn’t think that I had hurt her feelings very badly.

That night, I woke up, and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. My mom was crying there, so quietly, as if she was afraid that she might wake me. I took a look at her, and then turned away. Because of the thing I had said to her earlier, there was something pinching at me in the corner of my heart. Even so, I hated my mother who was crying out of her one eye. So I told myself that I would grow up and become successful.

Then I studied real hard. I left my mother and went to Singapore to study. Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. Then I had kids, too. Now I’m living happily as a successful man I like it here because it’s a place that doesn’t remind me of my mom.

This happiness was getting bigger and bigger, when…

What?! Who’s this?! It was my mother. Still with her one eye. I felt as if the whole sky was falling apart on me. Even my children ran away, scared of my mom’s eye. And I asked her, “Who are you?!” “I don’t know you!!!” as if trying to make that real. I screamed at her, “How dare you come to my house and scare my children! GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!”

And to this, my mother quietly answered, “Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address,”
and she disappeared out of sight.

Thank goodness. She doesn’t recognize me. I was quite relieved. I told myself that I wasn’t going to care, or think about this for the rest of my life. Then a wave of relief came upon me.

One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house in Singapore. So, lying to my wife that I was going on a business trip, I went. After the reunion, I went down to the old shack, that I used to call a house. Just out of curiosity

There, I found my mother fallen on the cold ground. But I did not shed a single tear. She had a piece of paper in her hand. It was a letter to me.

“My son. I think my life has been long enough now. And… I wont visit Singapore anymore. But would it be too much to ask if I wanted you to come visit me once in a while? I miss you so much. And I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I decided not to go to the school. For you… And I’m sorry that I only have one eye, and I was an embarrassment for you. You see, when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mom, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with only one eye. So I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son that was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. I was never upset at you for anything you did. The couple times that you were angry with me. I thought to myself, ‘It’s because he loves me.’ My son… Oh, my son… “

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.

2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. (doesn't everybody?)

3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. (That's been happening a lot lately...oh no! 13 year old's Alzheimers!)

4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. (He's a wackjob. ALL OF THEM!)

5. You claim you have wings. (they WILL grow out. One day. I AM only 13...)

6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. (Like i said I. DON'T. HAVE. A. CRUSH. and i don't drool over guys, and today i saw two four pack guys with no shirts and jogging. i was on the bus for school and me and my friend (not saying her name) saw them she drooled i said 'whatever' she gave me a leisure and while she was doing that i put my headphones in when she didn't notice)

7. You daydream about meeting the flock. (... a lot... a whole lot. Yesterday my friend said something about a video we watched in English. "We watched a video in English?" "Yes. Three." "We watched three videos in English?" "Yeah. We talked about them the entire period after." "We did?" "You were spacing out again, weren't you?" "Well... maybe.")

8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. (Yuppers.)

9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.

10. You study about birds.

11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. (eh i can deal with it.)

12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. (i have no crushes, haven't met the right guy yet.)

13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. (i don't but if it was Fang i would, but glad it's not because the world would possibly end.)

14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. (No way you can prove this...)

15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Now it's really just fanfiction, because MR is finished... *sighs*)

16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight. (DUH!!)

17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser. (I know I'm not.)

18. You hate dog crates. (even DOGS hate dog crates)

19. You think scientists are evil.

20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.

21. When you’re spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.

22. You've found a new respect for blind people. (IGGY IN PARTICULAR!!)

23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author. (So i can tell him off.)

24. You say 'U and A’ a lot. (uhh i'm not anywhere on the mcnutty tree.)

25. You think you have a Voice like Max. (wish i did.)

26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. (and in person.)

27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. (What is your heads missing some rocks.)

28. You know what 'Fax' is. (*nods*)

29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. (uh i don't treat anymore, but on the other hand, i do a lot of tricking *laughs evilly*)

30. You claim to have brain attacks. (only headaches)

31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. (ANGELS HERE?!)

32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is. (*nods*)

33. You daydream of flying. (nope because sadly i know it won't be true. *sighs*)

34. You love chocolate chip cookies. (NO FREAKING DUH!)

35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.

36. If you want to become a writer because of MR. *shrug*

37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it. (won't everybody?)

38. If you love Fan-fiction. (duh, why else would i be on here then.)

39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.(yeppers)

40. You want a talking dog (who wouldn't!)

41. You dream about Maximum Ride. (Several times, actually.)


Quotes from Smallville

Perry White: You know what this means don't you.

Louis: *exactly* We are officially a threat!

Lex Luthor: "You were right about me all along, Mr. Kent.I am the villain of the story."

Bart: "I want a lawyer."
Lex: "And I want a ponytail. Disappointments abound."

Lex : "Clark, you were tied to a pole in the middle of a field. Even the Romans saved that for special occasions." (I know its season 1).

Clark Kent: "You know, it's funny to think that they used to be best friends, and now they're worst enemies...do you think our friendship would ever turn out like that?"
Lex: "Trust me Clark, Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend." episode (Hug).

Chloe: "I want to let you in on a secret, I'm not who you think I am, in fact, my disguise is so thin, I'm surprised you haven't seen right through me. I'm the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend. Sometimes I want to rip off this facade like I did at the spring formal, but I can't because you'll get scared and run away again. So I decided it's better to live with a lie than expose my true feelings... my dad told me there are two types of girls: the ones you grow out of, and the ones you grow into. I really hope I'm the latter. I may not be the one you love today, but I'll let you go for now, hoping that one day you'll fly back to me because I think you're worth the wait."
Clark: "Lana."

Lex Luthor: "I want you to remember this day, Clark. I want you to remember that despite all your amazing powers, there was one man that beat you. Maybe this was always our destiny."

Lex: "No offense, Clark, but I don't think you could outrun my Porsche."

Jimmy: "Regardless, you call Clark before you dial 911. I mean, what's he gonna do, dismantle the bomb with his great hair?"

Aquaman: "Why are you doing this?"
Lex: "For one, you called me a tool!"

Lex: "If sleeping with you was business, I'd hate to think what that would make you"

Lex: "Orange is a good color for you, Dad, although it might get a little old after 25 to life."

Lex: "When Alexander the Great was dying, his generals asked who he would leave his empire to. If he would appoint a successor, it would keep the legacy intact... prevent generations of bloodshed! His answer was simple--I leave it to the strongest."
"I believe the term was cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war

Lionel: "How did you get in here, Lex?"
Lex: "Well, when people think you're insane and you're holding a rifle to their head, they, uh, tend to do what you ask."

Oliver: "I'd be careful, Clark. Pretty soon, you'll be sporting a homemade costume and leading a double identity just like the rest of us."

Clark: "Yeah."
Lex: "This Naman guy is supposed to come from the stars, have the power of ten men, and shoot fire from his eyes, right?"
Clark: "It's just an allegory, Lex."
Lex: "I know. But if one person could do all that, he'd be a formidable enemy. He could conquer the world. He could become a tyrant if no one kept him in check. So I've been thinking...anybody who'd be willing to fight him would have to be pretty brave. Clark, did it ever occur to you that the hero of the story...is Ziget?" (from the episode Talisman)

Lex: "I thought I told you you're no longer a welcome guest at the mansion."
Clark: "Trust me, Lex, I don't want to be here either. But after what you've done."
Lex: "And exactly what did I do? Did I swat a fly with too much force?"

Lana: "Okay, well tell me something."
Lex: "What?"
Lana: "Anything, just keep talking, okay?"
Lex: "Think I’d look better with hair?"

Chloe: "Oh, my God. I just knocked out Martha Kent."
Lois: "Hello? The woman was about to wallpaper her living room with my brain matter."

Brainiac 5: I'm only here for you. I wanted to slow things down. Make sure you can soak in this special moment.
Clark Kent: And what's so special about this moment?
Brainiac 5: This is the moment that your life changes forever.


Clark Kent: I'm from another time.

Future Lois Lane: No kidding. Clark, you're from another planet. That's not exactly a news flash.


Future Lois Lane: Wait a minute. Oh, no. Kryptonite again?

Clark Kent: Look, I...
Future Lois Lane: [looks into Clark's eyes] Blue? Red? Not green? Please tell it's not the black. Because that was a disaster.
Clark Kent: Look, I just... I need the Legion ring. Lois, do you know where it is?
Future Lois Lane: Is that a joke, Clark? Touch it once, shame on you. Touch it twice it, shame on me. And actually, I could really use it right now, because we need to be on the opposite sides of town in ten minutes.


Future Clark Kent: [about Lois] She's a handful, isn't she?


Future Clark Kent: You're right on time.

Clark Kent: You knew I'd be here.
Future Clark Kent: Time travel. Think it through.
Clark Kent: 'Cause you were me when you went through this and I'm...
Future Clark Kent: Well done, my man.
Clark Kent: How did I become so uptight... and nerdy?
Future Clark Kent: There's no time to chat about how, where, and why. We've been through weirder things. I need you on the roof.
Clark Kent: When did I start taking orders?
Future Clark Kent: There's a nuclear reactor about to blow at an abandoned plant on the outside of town. Now, I can't be at two places at once.
Clark Kent: If you knew this was going to happen, then why didn't you stop it?
Future Clark Kent: You never would have experienced all of this, and you never would become me.
Clark Kent: That's too bad.
Future Clark Kent: Roof. Now.
[Future Clark super speeds away]
Clark Kent: That's what I become?


Lois Lane: Come on. Did you forget? Tomorrow's our Smallville High reunion.

Clark Kent: Did you say *our* reunion?
Lois Lane: Yes.
Clark Kent: You were enrolled there for like...
Lois Lane: Twenty three days.
Clark Kent: You showed up for five.
Lois Lane: That's a record in my book. Smallville is the closest thing to a past that this military brat has, and I am not gonna miss it. We don't have to be dating to show up at a reunion together.
Clark Kent: There's a lot of memories there for me.
Lois Lane: Come on, Clark. It would mean a lot to me, seeing all those familiar faces, like I had a place to fit in. And you, I mean, you put the Smallville in Smallville, Smallville. Besides, what's the worst that can happen?


Brainiac 5: Not every man is destined to find a woman like Lois.

Clark Kent: She's definitely one of a kind. I know why you sent me here now.
Brainiac 5: I had intended to be here *with* you, but you interfered with the ring.
Clark Kent: You wanted me to see how things would be with Lois and the... flying.
Brainiac 5: I wanted you to see that your darkness lies not only dwelling in your past, but in fearing the future.
Clk Kent: I've always hoped my life would be like this. With Lois and with all of it. I guess lately I've stopped believing that it could actually happen.
Brainiac 5: Well, that's up to you, isn't it? You don't need to worry about the future, Kal-El. You can see that it's just fine as long as you shed the weight of the past. Just next time you decide to defy me, don't strand me back in the dark ages.

Oliver Queen: I lost someone. She meant everything to me.
TV Reporter: So, for that you want what, a merit badge and special rights?
Oliver Queen: No. No, you're right. I'm not special. This isn't about who I am. It's about what I do. And I-I don't think I'm the first rich boy who felt that way. It was John F. Kennedy who once said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."
TV Reporter: So now you're comparing yourself to a fallen hero of this country?
Oliver Queen: Well, why not? He saw the hero in all of us. I'm not dwelling on revenge of past atrocities or looking from to what I can personally gain from a few tax breaks, drilling oil wells in the ocean, putting up razor-wired fences to keep out immigrants who only want what our grandparents wanted. In this world of armchair bloggers who created a generation of critics instead of leaders, I'm actually doing something, right here, right now, for the city, for my country. And I'm not doing it alone. You're damn right I'm a hero.

Jeff Hage: Kent, what are you doing?

Clark Kent: This is my desk.
Jeff Hage: Not for years, unless someone's been seriously demoted.

Brainiac 5: It's time to move on from the past. Leave Clark Kent to me.


Clark Kent: I don't know if you're a ghost from my past or the darkness Jor-El that warned me about, but this will come to an end, just like I did the last time.

Brainiac 5: I hope so for your sake.
Clark Kent: *My* sake? You sent the person I love away. You tried to destroy Chloe, you tried to destroy the world.
Brainiac 5: And you saved me from all of that, Kal-El. I have come back to do the same for you.
[shows wearing a Legion ring]
Clark Kent: The Legion. You're from the future. What'd you do to them?
Brainiac 5: I joined them. In the 31st century, I'm known as Brainiac 5. The ring, time travel - all my creations. I brought the league into a new realm of heroism.
Clark Kent: I helped them destroy you.
Brainiac 5: No. They helped you cure me. The problem is Kal-El, you and I aren't very different. We were both created in one way or another by Jor-El, both intended to save civilizations, to bring peace to a brutal world. But neither was immune to corruption to darkness.
Clark Ket: What does that mean? All of sudden everyone's telling me that I have darkness within me. I don't understand what it is or how I'm suppose to change it. You destroyed cities. I may not make the right decisions, but at least I'm trying to save people.
Brainiac 5: Then let me show you, Kal-El. We can't always see it in ourselves, my corruption started with a nanobyte - smaller than the eye can see. But that's all it took.


Greg Arkin: I have a message for Clark Kent.
Lois Lane: Yeah? How about "Don't leave your date with Punch Bowl Maddy"?
Greg Arkin: Something tells me it's for a good reason. You know, Clark is the reason a lot of us are still here.
Lois Lane: Oh?
Greg Arkin: I kind of got caught up in my web of obsession. He set me straight. It's not every place that has a hometown hero like Clark Kent.
Lois Lane: That's the kind of guy he is.
Greg Arkin: Just tell him. Tell him thank you.

Clark Kent: I guess you're right. I've been so buried by the mistakes of my past and so worried about the responsibilities of the future, I lost sight of the present.
Brainiac 5: A hero is made in the moment, not from questioning the past or fearing what's to come. Just remember that, Kal-El.


Lois Lane: [to Clark] Now, this is the homecoming I'm talking about. Thank God you squeaked out a state championship in your senior year.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Okay, I got this from YouHaveToTakeAChance's Profile. It's a bunch of copypaste stuff. It all applies to me (except maybe the rock paper scissors one).

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this into you profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat

11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go

12. Sing Along at the opera

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!

If you are insane and proud to be that way then copy and paste this into your profile

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends. (Like I was ever normal, ha,)

"In 2012 I won't be freaking out about THE END OF THE WORLD! I'll be too busy freaking out about THE END OF MAXIMUM RIDE!"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!


Max: Do I ever cross your mind?

Fang: No

Max: Do you like me?

Fang: No

Max: Do you want me?

Fang: No

Max: Would you cry if I left?!?

Fang: No

Max: Would you live for me?

Fang: No

Max: Would you do anything for me? At all? Fang: No

Max: Okayyy...Choose--me or your life

Fang: My life

Max knees him, glaring, and runs away in pain and anger. Fang runs after her, wincing, and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Max bites her lip and says, "Ohhh...You need some...er...ice?"

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Cervical cancer is actually caused by a virus know as Human Papalonia Virus (HPV). Millions of women around the world already have this virus. Spread your knowledge and post this in your profile.

If you have your own personal bubble space copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people copy and paste this into your profile.

93% percent of people would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list.

88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.

If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious... Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at a book store, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble/Borders, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

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I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on!!

Stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. (Well...not really...)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (They’re my gender...how would I be a player?)

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi (heck no)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Umm...no.)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (*Raises eyebrow* Who in the world wrote this anyway?)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE/COLORGUARD team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (*narrows eyes* Exact. Opposite. From. The. Truth.)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I have ANGER ISSUES, so I MUST punch someone who steps on my foot. (Not even gonna comment.)

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Hehe..)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Only the ones in the newspaper whenever I get the chance.)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (Whenever someone finds out I'm from Texas and asks what my ranch is like makes me mad because A: I have about as much chance as having a ranch as you, B: Do I look like I own a ranch?, and C: I wouldn't have enough money to own a ranch.)

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Only of book characters)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep (SHEEP ARE SO FLUFFY!!!)

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Fat from the truth.)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I wanna be English. Dat accent.)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet; past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Yes I am)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST (So. Not. True.)

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Nope.)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Couldn't find out what the word 'pedantic' means so...)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (N. O. P. E.)

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (Is that bad?)

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (Only on little things.)

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it! (RACISM IS NOT ALLOWED HERE! *flips table*)

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat couch potato.(NOPE)

I AM A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED. (Mhm)


YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own a DS, PS or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games. (HECK NO. WAY too boring.)

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

You Love the movie starwars

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

You/you're do/doing a sport/sport.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 20/27 (It's almost scary how much I had to highlight and... I'M NOT A GUY!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/stick.

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the shopping center.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelery.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were/are in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. (No make-up, I just take A LOT of brakes and have long hair.)

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (They were gifts. I only go shopping for a pair of shoes - yes one - when the pair I wear everyday brakes. (Yes the rest were gifts.) )

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Barely ever touched them though.)

Like being the center of everything

Love romances

5/26

I AM A GIRL!!!! NO MATTER WHAT IT SAYS!!!


You got a problem with me?

Solve it.

Can't stand me?

Sit down.

Can't face me?

Turn around.

You think I'm tripping?

Tie my shoe.

If you like me, great.

If you hate me, even better.

You think you know me?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!

A message to haters:

You don't have to love me.

You don't even have to like me, but you will respect me!

Haters gonna hate.

Potatoes gonna potate

Waiters gonna wait

Alligators gonna alligate

Skaters gonna skate

Fishers gonna fish


Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

19. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

24. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

(Kinda obvious who's better.)


(I chuckled when reading this.)

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

And so are you,

But the roses are wilting,

The violets are dead,

The sugar bowl's empty,

And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl I

did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I

'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss

And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But mommy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but

I had to cancel the date

I love you mommy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"

(My throat tightened while reading this.)


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.: And my way, which is wrong too, but faster!:.


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FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS SO FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS:

Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS:

Has you on speed dial. (Mmhmm)

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say 'its because your aren't straight isn't it?'

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Will help you move a body

BEST FRIENDS:

Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS:

Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS:

Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS:

Ask why your crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Already has a sword ready to kill the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen

BEST FRIENDS:

Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house.

FRIENDS:

Ask before they go into your room

BEST FRIENDS:

Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes

FRIENDS:

Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster

BEST FRIENDS:

Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament

FRIENDS:

Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class

BEST FRIENDS:

Laughs, and never let you forget it.

FRIENDS:

Never borrows money...

BEST FRIENDS:

Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."

FRIENDS:

Will give you your phone back

BEST FRIEND:

Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.

FRIENDS:

Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS:

Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS:

Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS:

Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS:

Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS:

Are jumping with you

FRIENDS:

Comes over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS:

Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS:

Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS:

Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS:

Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS:

Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS:

Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS:

Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:

Dares you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS:

Dares you to go streaking

FRIENDS:

Calls you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS:

Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS:

Meets your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS:

Meets your boyfriend and scares the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS:

Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS:

Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS:

Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS:

Just shout "GIMME"

FRIENDS:

Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS:

Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS:

Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS:

won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS:

Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS:

Will eat yours

FRIENDS:

will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:

Will re post this crap!


Fail labels

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowena iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Salisbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Here are some of those 'Guys are jerkazoids, girls pwn' quotes...

'He loves me... he loves me not... either way he wont care'

'You held your pride like you should have held me' Taylor Swift, Story Of Us.

'For you, she was a chapter. For her, you were a book'

'Girls want a lot of things from one guy, and guys want one thing from a lot of girls'. Gross, but extremely true.

'Girls fake smiles, guys fake feelings'.

'If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob. If you dress revealingly, he says you're a slut. If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn. If you're quiet, he says you're stupid. If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy. If he calls you, he says you should be happy. If you don't love him, he'll try to win you. If you love him, he'll leave you. If you don't screw him, he'll say you don't love him. If you do, he'll say you're easy. If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating. If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him. If you lecture him, he'll say you're b*tchy. If he lectures you, it's because he 'cares'. If you break a promise, you can't be trusted. If he breaks a promise, he had to. If you cheat, you expect it to be over. If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance. Either way... you run back EVERYTIME!'

'Ironic is how the person you'd take a bullet for is the one behind the gun'.

'We should love, not fall in love. Because everything that falls, gets broken". Taylor Swift

'I suffer from 'Girlnextdooritis', where the guy is friends with you and that's it' Taylor Swift

'I know you by heart, and you don't even know where I start'. Taylor Swift, Come In With The Rain

It's sad how true this is.


You know that girl? The one who's always reading?

You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at?

You know that girl? The one with more books than friends?

You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back?

You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend?

You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation?

You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame?

Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape.

Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people.

Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid.

Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in.

Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly.

You know that girl? Yeah, that's me.

by ColdnessOfLoveIf you think that you're That Girl, Copy and Paste this into your profile!


I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to care, to protect others

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this


I'm an un-known Hero!!!

I've done things for others that most won't

I've been slapped to protect

I have been judged unfairly

I have been betrayed

I have been looked in the eye and lied to

I have been stepped on

Pushed down

and I have taken blame for someone else

I am respectful to adults

I wont cuss

I can hide my feelings

I can stand there and be tested

I can take pressure

I will always hide my tears

I will be strong ALWAYS

I will ignore bullies

I will lie to protect others

I would do anything for family and friends

I dont need a man in my life

I will keep my secrets to myself

I wont fawn over a guy

I will do whats best for others not myself

I will always stand up for me, myself and others

SaphireDragon15


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile


You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A,B,C,D,E,F,G, gummy bears are chasing me, one is red and one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe, now I'm running for my life, cause the red one has a knife!

If Youtube, Twitter and Facebook all combined into one website, it would be called "You Twit Face."

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person 'What was your first clue?' 'Your point being?' 'You just realized this now?' or 'Wow, you're even more stupid than you look.', your the only people who understand sarcasm.


Here's a fun little quiz-- follow the directions and see what your answers say about you:

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


My name is Sarah,

I am but three.

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad.

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone.

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car!

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,

He shouts ugly words.

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more.

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream,

But its now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -


WHAT IS LOVE?

In MATH,

-problem.

In HISTORY,
-a battle.

In SCIENCE,
-its a reaction.

In ART,
-its a heart.

But for ME,
-Love will simply be

GOD :">


Stop telling, "Hey God, I have a big problem.!"
instead, say

"Hey problem, I got a big ang powerful God! you dare?"


Everyone has that friend who's an asshole

If you don't have one

You're the asshole


When I grow up, I want a son first then a daughter.

So my son can beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.


The true meaning of FEAR

F

E

A

R

FUCK

EVERYTHING

AND

RUN !!!


Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song

is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite


Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, DarkHikariDevil, SharinganAngel, A-Hime, fullmetal'sgirl92, EmoNekoNinja, yaoifmafan, Kitsune Foxfire, Wolf and MR Lover


Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?


Formula to a crappy Naruto Story, by Silent Master

Step One: Naruto is being chased by an angry mob even though he's only three years old (barly old enough to wipe his own ass) and living alone for some reason.

Step Two: He trips and/or reaches a dead end (oh noooo's) and they procede to inflict grevous, crippling, and all around over exaggerated unsurvivable wounds.

Step Three: After ten minutes of stabbing and beating (Which miraculously avoided his vitals) someone comes in to inflict the the final blows at the crowds jeering.

Step Four: In a 'thrilling' and 'suspenseful' moment a giant war-hammer is swung down on Naruto, only to be stopped an inch from his head by token superhero #25.

Step Five: Token superhero #25 yells at crowd. "WHAT ARE DO DOING TO TO THIS POOR BOY?!," crowd replies. "KILLING THE DEMON!" or the like. Slaughter ensues.

Step Six: Sarutobi and an Anbu squad show up. (perfect timing) Hokage confronts token superhero #25. "WHO ARE YOU?!" hero responds. "I'm super awesome-man! (Relation to Naruto's parents optional) Now why are your villagers attacking this poor boy?"

Step Seven: The Hokage proceeds to break his own law and tells to complete strangers Narutos life story, much to their outrage.

Step Eight: Token superhero #25 says he's taking the boy away to train him. Sarutobi agrees immendiatly without aguement, but pleads for them to return for the Genins exams. #25 agrees. (The fact that he agreed to bring the kid back to a place that delivered a massive beating to a three year old didn't seem to bother him.)

Step Nine: Naruto wakes up after the ten minute conversation completely healed, energetic, and with enough brain damage to forgive the entire ordeal. (Apparently he's Jesus, filled with infinate forgiveness for the unforgivable)

Step Ten: They fill Naruto in on the details and he begs to be able to come back to be Hokage. (a three year old can comprehend that...how?) and the duo is off.

Step Eleven: Time skip. Naruto returns, covered in trench coats and pictures of foxes. (throwing all stigmas to the wind).

Step Twelve: Meets Hokage and dishes out all his skills in painful detail. (Throwing all ninja sense to the wind.) Assigned to go to the academy, which happens to be having its exam that day.

Step Thirteen: Shows off dramarically for the test and remainder of story, pwning everyone but Orochimaru in the Forest of death.

Step Foreteen: Falls in love with Hinata?!

Props to Silent Master for his well thought out and reasoned rant (claps)

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Harry Potter and the Ties that Bind by The Engulfing Silence reviews
The death of their friend has left scars on everyone. While Harry's friends pull together as a group, the young man responsible for bringing them together has descended into darkness and begins following a path that he had thought he'd left behind. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin.
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Look for rewrite on my Profile.
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Sometimes even the tiniest bit of snow can set off an avalanche. Sometimes even small, seemingly unimportant events can change the course of history forever. And sometimes, meeting a snake can lead to falling in love with your worst enemy. Fate has always had it in for Harry Potter, hasn't it? (Grey!Harry, slow moving(!) TMRxHP Slash)
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Minato seals the Kyubi's power inside his two sons, but something happens which makes him commit a great mistake. Naruto is abandoned, to be hated and despised by the villagers. Until one day Naruto gets a power that could help him to take revenge against those who caused him so much pain. [Dark/Naruto Harem]. Revision in progress. (Check my Bio for the uncensored version)
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Brightly Burning by Araceil reviews
Twin-fic to Reighost's Dusk to Dawn. Reborn/Harry. Everything changes with a chance meeting in a bar. Sky!Harry. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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Playing with Fire by Araceil reviews
Harry notices some oddities to his mind and memories, gaps and misunderstandings and things that just don't add up. When everything is said and done, he goes to a Healer, and learns that Dumbledore's manipulations run a lot deeper than anyone could have imagined. Reborn/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,793 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/30/2015 - [Harry P., Reborn]
The Trickster by Civilized Muppets reviews
These last couple millennia haven't been Gabriel's finest. From fraternal abandonment, to Assasination plots, to Private Witness Protection Programs he's pretty sure he's become his fathers favorite soap opera. Just his luck for his split decision vessel to be the pagan god Loki, future Trickster King. And now the apocalypse was happening. Oh yeah, dad must be laughing his ass off.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,330 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Gabriel, Loki
Drifting Cloud by Araceil reviews
After telling the magical world to go fuck themselves, Harry leaves, and declares his refusal to fight Voldemort for them. They're on their own as he rediscovers the forgotten Black Legacy and steps into a brand new world. Mild Abhorsen, Kingdom Hearts, DN Angel, and Ocean's 11 crossovers. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,978 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 1/5 - Harry P., Sirius B., Skull, Arcobaleno
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,628 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Tomorrow's Romance Dawn by X-Chick303 reviews
The Straw Hats have left Drum, ready to take on Baroque Works in Alabasta. However, upon making a pit stop at a fog-covered 'mystery island', they come across something they never expected to find, even on the Grand Line: an older Zoro! Now they must locate the rest of the future Straw Hats, as well as keep an ancient treasure out of the hands of bounty hunters.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 209,055 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Vivi, Straw Hats P., OC
Imagined Life by Anjelle reviews
Sabo is a famous novelist working on the latest instalment in his series of books called One Piece. However, when he kills off one of his characters - Portgas D. Ace - he is surprised to find said character came to life in his living room. And the headache ensues. [A/U. Vague pairings.]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,604 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Ace, Sabo
Rebuilt by Terrific Lunacy reviews
[AU!] After society as we know it collapsed, humanity struggled for survival. Slowly a new society begins to establish. Groups led by lords battle for territory. Young Harry Potter has no interest in joining local politics, but when a new lord with unconventional ideas sees the potential in his unique talents, can Harry remain neutral? (LV/HP, post-apocalyptic, Inventor!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 189,580 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
Old Souls by patricia.pc reviews
He died trying to save the universe... thousands of years in the future. Now he's back in his reincarnation of 1926. Meet Charles, one of the many reincarnations of Harry Potter. He comes to 1930 with big plans, none that involved Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 314,391 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
When the Tides Come In by Dio Warwahl reviews
[Discontinued] The Marines are losing a war that will change the world. As a last resort, they turn to the brilliant Vegapunk to solve their problems. So, obviously, he decides to summon the strongest man in the world ... from an alternate universe, that is. They did NOT expect Monkey D. Luffy to fall through the wormhole. [Pirate King Luffy meets Marine Luffy.]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,770 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Luffy, Garp, Vegapunk, Ace
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 955,659 - Reviews: 8135 - Favs: 9,357 - Follows: 8,575 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Riddled by Killing Curse Eyes reviews
On a class trip to London Harriet Lily Potter found a little black book lying on the ground, and suddenly, destiny shifted. Fem!Harry Diary!Tom Eventual TMR/HP Currently in year 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,138 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 3,227 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
When Lightning Strikes Twice by PowerHouseoftheCell reviews
When Lambo Bovino, a 25 year-old at the end of his rope, threw that grenade, this was definitely not what he expected. Time Travel/Semi-AU. No Pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,629 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Lambo, Vongola 1st generation - Complete
Neo Estraneo Famiglia by doubleyy reviews
Both dying and being reborn is nothing new for me, but being reborn as an experiment is new... And meeting lookalikes? This life is certainly something... new.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 59 - Words: 215,938 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Reborn, Vongola 1st generation, Vongola 10th Generation, OC
Sure Got a Dirty Mouth by Justine Samulet Delarge reviews
Ever wonder how Dean started talking dirty? Its genesis is here, in the way Sam and Dean first let their feelings for each other become physical. Legal-age-of-consent Wincest. Sam/Dean, talking dirty, infinitely tender love, and an actual plot that develops into a nail-biting narrative. WARNINGS: Non-graphic torture, PTSD, brief anti-gay violence, spoilers for Seasons 1-6.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 107 - Words: 366,246 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 8,214 - Follows: 10,203 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Another Time - Another World by Terri'smind reviews
Earls Potter and Phantomhive have been best friends for years, and these best friends celebrate good news by getting utterly drunk. They will make a drunken decision that will effect the future of their families forever, even if it does take over a decade for the Potter and Phantomhive heirs to learn of it. Lizzie will not be happy. And what has Dumbledore done? CP/HP you'll see.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,950 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 10/22/2013
New World University by imangieee reviews
Sequel to Grand Line Academy. Luffy left without a word, only leaving behind a letter with a specific message only for the crew to read and a video ending his relationship with Nami. After two long years, will everything be the same as it was?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,999 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Luffy, Nami
Midnight Sun by Winnieflutters reviews
Without the Root the Great Tree would fall. In order for it to stand strong, changes must be made. Namikaze Naruto must battle for his own identity as he steps out of the shadows to bring the teachings of the Root to the very top. He has no room for weakness or hesitation. When you slit a man's throat in the name of the village, you do not falter. Even if it is your own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,356 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 2/29 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Danzō S.
Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,478 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
Warm Memories and Brotherly Bonds by RoseDragonWitch reviews
In the middle of some strange ruins, Luffy disappeared. As the rest of the Straw Hats try to find him, they end up travelling through his memories and are trapped in the past, with no idea to how to get out or how to find their captain. But not all things are meant to be seen… how will they take to seeing what had Luffy been hiding from them?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 1,514,151 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Straw Hats P. - Complete
To Live and Breathe and Live Again by FruitPastilles reviews
Tsuna was eleven when he was hit by a car and walked away from the incident unscathed. He was twelve, when he fell from his bedroom window and woke to his mother's frantic face with nothing to show for his fall. He was thirteen when he realised he couldn't quite die. Then he turned fourteen and a baby in a suit showed up and nothing else is quite the same.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,662 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Can you hear me now? (or, Harry Potter versus Dumbledore) by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry let Ginny die. Features; wand twirling, murderous godfathers, teenage dark lords, ridiculously complicated pureblood customs and an Undead Mafia. DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FANFICTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,423 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Divine by Chidori Eiso reviews
Feeling abandoned by Konoha after the Final Valley, Naruto trains under Orochimaru alongside Sasuke. Three years later, he meets a mysterious fox that tells him of a prophecy,one in which he must prevent an unspeakable darkness from overtaking the world. (On hiatus for the time being)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,585 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/22/2012 - [Naruto U., Shizuka] Sasuke U.
Fear by Unidentified Pie reviews
When all is said and done, Izayoi was still a somewhat inhuman child raised in a human world. Humans can be cruel, and they fear what they do not know. And what humans fear, they hurt. Izayoi's been hurt once or twice, or multiple times, but no longer. Now he's just bored, and he hates the world. Can Canaria change his mind?
Mondaijitachi ga Isekai kara Kuru sou desu yo? - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Izayoi S.
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 199,424 - Reviews: 5316 - Favs: 5,774 - Follows: 6,964 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Nidaime War Hawk by NoTailjinchuuriki reviews
AU. What would have happened if our favorite Ramen slurping Jinchuriki was trained by the leader of ROOT? If so then for what reason would the old War Hawk take an interest in him? Does he want a weapon or could he want something more? Would Danzo convert the boy to his way of thinking or...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,655 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Naruto U., Tenten, Shikamaru N.
Home for the Holidays by Rendered Reversed reviews
!Side Story to Equilibrium! In which Harry decides to spend his Christmas holiday online as Scarred, Tom joins him as Voldemort, and whoever's great idea it was to have a mistletoe event needs to be blessed. Oneshot; TMR/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The Language of Snakes by FalconLux reviews
In 1986, Harry meets his first friend, a tiny green snake. That friend will change everything. - A retelling of canon with a darker, smarter, more cunning Harry in possession of a pet snake and a sense of self-worth. Some reworked canon scenes in the beginning but original scenes will be frequent. Dark! Smart! Independent! Harry; Eventual Drarry (SLASH), VERY slow developing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,974 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S., Voldemort
Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,484 - Reviews: 2331 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 4,076 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 10/28/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Draco M., Luna L.
Memories of the Past by MaskedPyro reviews
Spade D. Ace, Outlook D. Sabo, and Monkey D. Luffy are the modern day reincarnations of the famous brother pirates. There are some alikes and some differences between their past and future selves. The main difference being, Ace and Luffy despise each other to no end. What happens when they start getting the memories of their past selves? OOC!Luffy T for language. Updates at Random!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,359 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo
The Rivalry by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Dark!Draco. Intelligent!Harry. Every revolution has its beginning. The question is, are you ready for it? Disclaimer: This is a FANFICTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,287 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
From One War to a New Adventure by alexwithaz reviews
Harry thought being pushed through the veil would mean he would be bored for all his immortal life. He didn't expect to find a madman and his granddaughter and travel through time and space. He didn't even suspect that he would find love but, well, does anyone?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,251 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P.
Vicis by Quicksilvern reviews
Harry finds himself in Victorian London on the night of his creature inheritance. What will happen to him? The years roll by and the time he originated from grows closer. Will he face Voldemort, join him, or be loyal only to himself and Sebastian? HP/SM slash Demon!Harry, Indifferent!Harry, Kind of time travel fic, AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,136 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Changing The Future by Blueh reviews
The Straw Hats are given the chance to save something they lost by being sent back in time. Who are they going to save? How will the past Straw Hat's react to the future ones, and just how insane are things about to get? Knowing that Luffy is there, something defiantly going to go wrong. No parings. Time Travel!fic. Rated T for swearing.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Straw Hats P., Whitebeard
The Mirage Blade Fox by The Howling Behemoth reviews
Ignored by his team Naruto runs into Mistresses of Konoha. After a bad start they decide to train him in their arts. Full of humor and sadness. Powerful/Genjutsu/Kenjutsu/ Naruto. Harem Slight xOver It starts becoming funnier around chap 10
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 118,680 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y., Yugao U. - Complete
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 5578 - Favs: 6,291 - Follows: 5,027 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Everyone has darkness: Countdown to Apocalypse by Darthemius reviews
Part two of the series. Naruto has returned... Where? When? How? New enemies, new plans, new goals, new outfit. M for every word. Mega crossover. Strong suggestion: Read part one first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,182 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Trafalgar D Luffy by The Dark Crimson Blood reviews
Luffy's found happiness with a strange, new family. Unwanted events continue to occur and the mystery around his parent's death begins to unravel. He wonders just how long this happiness will last.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,429 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Luffy, T. Law, Ace - Complete
Androgynous Lover by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Hadrian is an androgynous boy who meets a special 'snake' in the zoo on his cousin's eleventh birthday. This 'snake' will help him through his journey into the magical world. Hadrian will learn to use his looks to sway the masses and to use his cunning to get what he wants. Imagine his shock to find out that his new 'snake' is actually a person! A/N: Harry/Tom SLASH. Horcrux!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,855 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Voldemort
Hello, Other Naruto by CookieDemon212 reviews
Menma somehow ends up in Naruto's world and bumps into Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Menma U.
The Accidental Vessel by Alatar Maia reviews
Gabriel might have made a mistake when he borrowed pagan weapons to make a fake angel blade, but he'd thought it would be enough to trick Lucifer. Well, it was, but now the archangel find himself set adrift on another Earth. With his Grace almost gone and unwillingly possessing Harry Potter, what can Gabriel do? Maybe Hogwarts will be enough to distract him...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 316,142 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Gabriel - Complete
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
Portgas D Luffy by The Dark Crimson Blood reviews
Luffy, the younger sister of Portgas D. Ace learns to hate life as the murder of Portgas D. Rouge is placed on her shoulders. Let's watch as she makes new relations with unexpected people, and learns to love life once again. FemLuffyxLaw
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,948 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Luffy, T. Law] Ace, Sabo - Complete
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,035 - Reviews: 4122 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 4,658 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Death's Precious Master by lemorax reviews
At the end of the day Harry James Potter was certain of two important facts. He died, and that he was denied the chance to be with his friends and family in the afterlife.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Harry P.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,415 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 7,769 - Follows: 8,980 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Acnologia, My Childhood Friend by Line464d reviews
Lucy runs away from the guild to begin her training to get stronger, when she runs into an old childhood friend, Acnologia. But… Why is he a Dragon? Why is SHE a Dragon? And how does her mother fit into everything?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 474,239 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [Lucy H., Acnologia] OC - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Prank Year by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
The Sorting Hat wants some entertainment this year. A/N: Pure crack fic proposed by flamingpen18. Idea is hers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Demon's Dear Friend by Kagetsuki-taicho reviews
Harrison James Potter is bored of seeing human civilisations rise and fall. Seizing the chance to go to another dimension where there are greater powers other than humans, The Master of Death lives in the Kuroshitsuji world as a walking contradiction. The lord of Shinigami in a demon body, what would happen to the story of our favourite Earl and his loyal demon butler?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,731 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Game of Life by exocara reviews
From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,194 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 3,325 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Where Angels Fear to Tread by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
James and Lily were desperate, they called on something they shouldn't have. Now Darkness follows Harry's every step.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 222 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 4,114 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Taken by Surprise by BabblingSquirrel reviews
Innocent and harmless as he appears, Harry Potter is anything but - and after years of sitting tight, on the move. Can the Dark Lord cope with the bombshell? Will the wizarding world ever be the same if he can? Independent!Harry, Powerful!Harry, eventual SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,617 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S., Lucius M.
Pagans and Angels by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Sequel to Tricksters and Gods. Loki (currently hiding under his human name Harry Potter) has escaped his part of the universe and has found refuge in a new one. So he tries the world where his favorite book series happens to be set in. The only catch returning home is almost guaranteed to get him killed. Now he has to survive a world where real magic is almost impossible to find.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,449 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Gabriel, Sam W., Dean W., Loki
I Hate Him, Vice Versa! by Sophia Likes Sweets reviews
Alyssa's the best fencer in the United States, and she has a medal to prove it too. After making a wish via toilet power, and getting drowned by toilet water, she gets sent to the One Piece world. She's a cheerful and dense sadist, and she ain't afraid to show it. It isn't a surprise that Law and Kid hate her, and vice versa. Problem; they're changing. Solution; hate them more.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 258,101 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 7/6/2013 - E. Kidd, T. Law, OC
Pack Mentality by alicat54 reviews
They would have been known as the primera espada, if it wasn't for the boy with the orange hair crash landing into the desert. time travel, pre-winter war.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,393 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Ichigo K., C. Stark, Lilinette
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
Meet My Soul by FallenQueen2 reviews
When an explosion from the 12th division leaves some, interesting side effects on all Shinigami's. It materializes Zanpakuto spirits, it surprises everyone when it is found that Ichigo has more than one spirit, in fact he has 8 and each one is protective of their King. Post Winter War, but Ichigo doesn't loose his powers, spoilers for up to the latest chapters for Ichigo's powers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,689 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Zangetsu, Tensa Zangetsu - Complete
Stranded at the Altar by Jim Carnival reviews
Sasuke is married, and everyone but Naruto is happy. Sasuke promised him that their friendship would last; that he would never ignore him. But Sasuke broke that promise, and it seems as if Naruto is the only one who regrets it. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,307 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Chronicle by ThiefofStealth reviews
The Death of Ace. Most of his fans didn't like his death, same with me. Welcome to The Chronicle series, where is me, suddenly got thrown into One Piece world. I'm inside of that world at the time where Luffy met Shanks. I'm here because I have two mission. To save Ace, and watch over Luffy to become the Pirate King! Self-Insert story. The picture is the current Arc/Saga.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 270,356 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Ace, OC] Luffy, Straw Hats P.
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,379 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32146 - Favs: 19,022 - Follows: 15,590 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death's Son by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was lying in the mud dying, the world was already dead. Voldemort must be in his grave laughing, he had been right all along and now it was to late to do anything about it. Death didn't quite agree with that and now Death's son was going to make the muggles pay for everything they had done. This story will contain slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,391 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 4,617 - Follows: 5,678 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Forgotten Time by Metamorcy reviews
An incident with the 10-year bazooka leaves Tsuna stuck in the past… What's he gonna to do now? R27, hints of All27 and certain Arcobaleno27 - COMPLETED
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,342 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/30/2010 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn] Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
The Ones That Love Us, Never Really Leave Us by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry is having a tough time after the war. A surprising letter one day, from an old friend, helps him move on. A/N: Be prepared to cry. I did, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
The Uzumaki Seal by MerhppDerhpp reviews
She was on her deathbed, and had wondered if reincarnation worked. Apparently it did, and in the strangest ways. In her former life, she learned to accept things as they came... most of them, anyway. Self Insert/Anti-hero/Antagonistic/Grey OC. Rating may change. DISCONTINUED. Rewritten as 'Seal of the Uzumaki'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,035 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Sasuke U., Gaara, Orochimaru, OC
My Life as Ishikari Mayu by TFK-fan118 reviews
Fantastical. I'm back here again. Now I have to deal with regaining memories, ninja training, secrets, the stranger in my dreams, and finding relatives. The heck? Did I ask for this? It'll be a hack of a ride. Well, at least I have my own body now. Sequel to My Life as Hyuga Hinata. Revision in progress.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 282,040 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Team Seven, OC
Mimsy were the Borogoves by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily, after opening the wrong doors at the wrong time, tries to describe her experience in detention with professor Quirrell and comes short of the essence of things. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,207 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Real Men (Wear Tutus) by Pluma Desatada reviews
Tony is wide receiver in an NFL team. One day, Loki comes pick Coach up for lunch. He's a ballet dancer, and the young football players find this endlessly amusing. Coach has a sissy for a brother? Thor dares them to take Loki down on the field. They fail utterly, but Loki manages to catch something: the attention of a certain wide-receiver. Ballet AU. US Football AU. Sports AU.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,598 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 10,373 - Follows: 4,038 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Bound in Servitude by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn't expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won't be facing what is coming on his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 79,723 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 4,056 - Follows: 4,435 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., OC
Marine Girl by WhatifStoryTeller reviews
After spending years in training with the CP9, Luka is called out for a mission at Water Seven. And that's where she meets her brothers that she hasn't seen since that fateful day in Windmill Village; that day she gave up her freedom and her dream. With the CP9 watching over her shoulder, she cannot contact either one of them. OCC Fem!Luffy CP9!Luffy slight MarcoxLuffy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,784 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, CP9
Little Lenin's First and Last Christmas by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Wizard Lenin tells Lily a vaguely warm hearted Christmas themed story. Otherwise known as the "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" obligatory holiday special/side fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Neglect by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
There is a saying. You learn everything you need to know in the first five years of your life. This statement is true for Naruto as he has to endure his so called family. But what if the cause of this is something far darker that imagined? What if there was a plan set in motion that not ever the blond could have for seen? Strong Naruto. Harem/Pairing-unconfirmed. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,627 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Lost For Love by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
What if ancient creature blood coursed right through the Potter family? What if it only just awakened inside of Harry? A total difference in fate. Harry is born with a full-human twin brother, who got named the Boy-Who-Lived. Growing up with the Dursley's was never the best. Maybe that was what led him to joining Voldemort? IN HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,708 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 7,046 - Follows: 7,607 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
How To Train Your Little Brother by Jamie15 reviews
(ASL; a sibling story) During a fight, an accident causes a rift between the three brothers.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo
Heartless Harry by ValwithV reviews
When Petunia had to allow her hated nephew into her home, she'd expected troubles to arise sooner or later. Nothing though could have prepared her for the reality of what was to come. The boy sleeping under her roof, eating her food, wasting her money, was no normal child, oh no. It was an evil little demon hiding beneath innocent features. My take on psychopath/sociopath!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 192 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D.
That Mysterious, Chaotic, and Wonderful Eleanor Potter by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
The Weasley twins think about Ellie Potter, pranks, marriage, and being a bit out of their league but loving it anyway. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Game by Rendered Reversed reviews
!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest (sage, but really, who's keeping track?). Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,959 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,830 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Little Boy Blue by Silvenstien reviews
"So this is what hell looks like..." The little boy in blue said in awe, his small form stood among the most brutal of murderers and contrasted greatly with the gory wasteland around him. "So this is home." -Male OC, no pairings as of yet
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Dino, Mukuro R., OC
Overprotective Big Brother Syndrome by The Dark Crimson Blood reviews
He couldn't help it. She was just too cute. Fem!Luffy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Ace, Luffy, T. Law - Complete
Now and Then, Here and There by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
At the end of Harry Potter's second year the horcrux of Tom Riddle stored in a diary learns that the world he encompasses is quite small and that real magic is far more powerful and in some ways more terrifying than any dark arts could be. In the eye that is the universe magical Britain is no more than a single photon. fem!Harry, master of death!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,085 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Bleach: Deathberry Chronicles, Reprise by badliar 2312 reviews
Different actions, different consequences, instead of Final Getsuga Tenshou, Zangetsu and Ichigo's hollow side decided to fully merge with Ichigo to defeat Aizen, but the act also sent Ichigo back in time before he rescued Rukia, what will Ichigo do now?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 119,529 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Ichigo K.
Skip by Anjelle reviews
[Hiatus] During a battle 10 years from now, Pirate King Luffy is caught in an explosion. Now he finds himself on the Whitebeard's ship the Moby Dick and all of the pirates who died at Marineford - such as Ace and Whitebeard - are alive. How did he end up over 10 years in the past and what will he do next? [Side-story/prequel to A Pirate's Resolve. No pairings]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,390 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Luffy, Ace
The Mafia King by erimies reviews
Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 534 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Luffy, Reborn - Complete
Shattered by Blueh reviews
10-year-old Ace has been having these weird dreams about himself and Luffy as grown-ups. He didn't think anything of it until a certain man wearing a Straw hat decides to randomly pop out of nowhere. Literally. Time-travel!fic
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,214 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo
Lily Riddle and the Narcotics Emporium by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Or how the vampire Frank, previously named Constantine, learned to stop worrying and love the anarchy produced by a rather insane little girl. Side fic to the AU Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Mysterious Question by Laughing Writer reviews
Luffy asks Ace a important question.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Chronicles of the Fox: The Darkness by TheyCallMeArjun reviews
Iruka was Naruto's salvation from the darkness that threatened to overwhelm him, but he happened to be one of the many casualties during the Kyuubi attack. Without that beacon of light, maliciousness clouds Naruto. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,421 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Naruto U.
No Game No Life: The Twins of Blank by Starlight-Swordswoman reviews
Urban legends are a type of wish. Because…. In reality, the least interesting answer is usually the correct one. Blank. A group of three siblings. The twins Sora and Shun as well as their little sister Shiro are plunged into the world of Disboard. Will they unite all 16 races and beat The One True God?
No Game, No Life/ノーゲーム・ノーライフ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,904 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Sora, Shiro, OC
Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Death, Lily, and Wizard Lenin have a conversation on what, for them, is a typical Sunday afternoon. Spin-off/side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mist of Memories by HeroR reviews
Guilt, regret, if left alone these feelings will consumed even the strongest of souls. That is the reality the Strawhats face as they go into their captain's memories to save their precious crewmate. To free their captain's from his guilt, they must first understand the depths of his pain and loss.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 732,416 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Story of an Author by RenegadeWarrior reviews
AU Tsuna isn't quite sure why his new neighbors keep bugging him. He's not a babysitter, he's not a mother, he's not a tutor and he's definitely not looking for a husband. He's an author and he has a deadline to meet dammit! R27, slight All27 and more.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,955 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn] Reborn, Vongola 10th Generation
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2658 - Favs: 4,974 - Follows: 4,983 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Art is Fleeting, My Little Bomber, Un by AwesomelyNinjaness reviews
What if Deidara had a little sister? What if he loved her like he loved his art? What if she was like her brother? and even had the hand mouths? Well, this is a story about her. Her name is Emiko. Emiko is a explosion happy girl, and often refered to by her big brother, little bomber. Deidara was her everything, until that is he sent her Konoha. And the fun began. (Canon OC Story)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,588 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Deidara, OC
A Darker World by AngelDormais reviews
In a better world, some things would change. In a darker one, most of them stay the same. .:Viking AU:.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Straw Hats P.
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Anomalous Days by Metamorcy reviews
Reborn never imagined that a simple screw up during a mission would lead him to the weirdest person he had ever met. Now he just needs to make sure that this person doesn't learn about his identity while being in an eight years old body. Boss!Tsuna R27 COMPLETE
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,654 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [Adult Reborn, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
Reverse by Anjelle reviews
[Hiatus] Instead of becoming a pirate, Luffy was dragged off by Garp to become a Marine. He's just been promoted to Captain and is about to have a face-off with the Whitebeard pirates. As the battle approaches, he keeps having dreams about a man named Ace who he swears he's never met. What will happen when he meets this man face-to-face on the battlefield?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,101 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Luffy, Ace
A Pirate's Resolve by Anjelle reviews
[Hiatus] Luffy has finally reached his dream of becoming the Pirate King. He goes to visit Ace's grave to finally finish his journey. But really, there's more adventure awaiting him. When he arrives on an uninhabited island with his crew, he's attacked by a stranger. However, perhaps this boy isn't a stranger after all. [AceLu brotherly. No pairings]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,447 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Luffy, Ace
Inari's Prayer by Aerotyl reviews
Sequel to The Namikaze Legend. What if Sarutobi Hiruzen sealed the Kyuubi instead of Namikaze Minato? Naruto grows up with a family but is that all that changed? Who is this masked man and who is that cloaked figure? Read to find out! Partially AU Long awaited Narusaku and other minor pairings, Naruto Smart/Strong Minato and Kushina are alive, T for potty mouth and violence. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,685 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Minato N., Kushina U.
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3934 - Favs: 5,763 - Follows: 4,545 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Celestial Language by Batsutousai reviews
"You have a class about the stars, do you not?" "Yeah," Harry agreed quietly, eyes tracking over the glimmering illusion. "Teach me," Salazar requested, rubbing his fingers against Harry's scalp.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Salazar S., Harry P.] - Complete
Naruto : True Potential by Emizaquel reviews
Naruto is found to have been severely hampered and has time to improve himself, along the way he meets a friendly Kyuubi and gains a powerfull bloodline! Naru/Hina, Strong!Naruto, Bloodline!Naruto, fem!Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,967 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Complete
A Game of Memory by Starlight AT reviews
A book can remind someone of so many things. For Izayoi, it reminded him of a few games, and a young girl who would constantly play games with him to pass the time. To Izayoi, she taught him about morality and fate. No matter how strong your power, you are only human, and you will one day die.
Mondaijitachi ga Isekai kara Kuru sou desu yo? - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Izayoi S. - Complete
In His Shadow by Mikila94 reviews
AU Monkey D. Luffy, son of a millionaire, grandson of the principal and a little brother of a famous singer tries to hide his identity from everyone, his friends included. What happens when the new girl, Nami, starts to find out about all this? Will she tell everyone? What kind of affect will she have on Luffy? What does he think of her?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 84,898 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Somewhere To Belong by Pizza yum reviews
Garp and Whitebeard strike a deal and Luffy, Ace, and Sabo are sent to live with the Whitebeard Pirates for six months. The trio and crew alike do not know how to handle the situation but eventually they figure each other out and the brothers find somewhere they feel like they belong.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo, Marco - Complete
Burning Rubber by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
It's never just another case, particularly not when conspiracies are involved. The corpse of a modern pirate shows up on a naval base, a continent away from where he was last seen. Signs show he had unusual abilities; so did the UNSUB. What role do two black haired brothers play in all this? Can the team figure out just what is going on here before it's too late? M for themes.
Crossover - One Piece & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 217,585 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5303 - Favs: 7,943 - Follows: 9,435 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Final Hiding Place by Paimpont reviews
Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Little Things by TheRoseThatKnowsPain reviews
Sometimes, it's the little things that make them realize how much they've grown, how much they've broken. Sometimes, it's the little things that make them realize what stayed the same, what has changed. Sometimes, they laugh; sometimes, they cry. But no matter what, they're the Straw Hat Pirates and they take all the differences in stride. Fluff. One-shots. Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Straw Hats P.
Something Unexpected by Blueh reviews
Spin-off of Unexpected Emergencies. I suggest you read it first. A day with Whitebeard is something that not too many people get to experience. But growing up with him? For Luffy, it's just another day driving his new 'family' insane. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Luffy, Whitebeard
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 7,484 - Follows: 7,198 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
Live 'till ya drop! by Snoara reviews
Say hello to Gloria, a girl who ended up in the One Piece world. Leaving behind the peaceful 'normal' life, she now ventures the world with the Strawhats. And of course, there are gods, goddesses and demons involved.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 422,265 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Straw Hats P., OC
Fan the Flames of Your Happiness by Amaryllis D. Namikaze reviews
It was a very normal day on Moby Dick – until Marco found a little girl on the deck. Soon enough, the Whitebeard pirates find themselves getting crazy and Ace – well, Ace couldn't be happier to see his baby sister. /ZoLu, DifferentDevilFruit!Luffy Fem!Luffy
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Luffy, Zoro, Ace
Hundred Stories by AllenLawz13 reviews
Modern AU. The Strawhats, Ace, Law, Marco, and Kidd gather at Usopp's house a week before Halloween for a sleepover. They end up playing a Hundred Stories to pass the time. First fic, may be kind of crappy. Please R&R! Slight horror. You've been warned! Will update soon.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Straw Hats P.
Ten Years Make No Difference by YohoAruto reviews
What if Luffy was instead ten years younger than Ace himself? But as anyone would know,a life with Luffy is much more crazier and troublesome than it should be. It's just that the 'soon to be pirate king' is much more cuter.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,340 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Luffy, Ace
Fishbowl by Taisi reviews
"You're not real," their baby brother insists adamantly for the fifth time, and Ace and Sabo share a look of actual distress; because Luffy is staring at them blankly, as if they should know very well they don't exist. (In which there's a trap and a fantasy, and physics are casually destroyed in the name of Luffy.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Straw Hats P. - Complete
True Self by GaarasOnlyLover reviews
What happens when Naruto decides to reveal her true self before the Chuunin Exam? how will everyone react? Who is this redhead that is interested in her? And will Sasuke do anything about it? Rated T GaaraxFem.Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Naruto U.
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
The Resilience of Time by Mnsk reviews
Before his death, Nagato destroys his Rinnegan to keep it out of certain dangerous hands. Infuriated, Uchiha Obito actives a legendary seal that resets time and all its events, but he didn't count on Konoha's Orange Ninja remembering everything. Time travel on an epic scale. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,972 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Topsy Turvey week by moonbird reviews
It all starts when Usopp gets a really bad surprise.. a really really bad surprise. Determined to fix his little problem, the crew goes deeper into a mysterious island, only for more crew-members to succumb to their own small little surprises. These are just some really bad days for the Straw-hats.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,678 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Straw Hats P., Usopp, Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Brother Complex by Kiara Arcana reviews
Just a short story featuring an overprotective Ace. Please read and enjoy! SPOILER ALERT: Some slight spoilers from Luffy's past, the Alabasta Arc and the Whitebeard Pirates.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Rise From Ash by Mikkeneko reviews
When Loki's world falls apart around him, he learns that sometimes you do get a second chance. Or, "Five Times Loki Didn't Save the World (and one time he did.)" Post-Thor, angst, trauma, violence. Tony/Loki. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,718 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Nick F. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by ladeste reviews
All they'd ever wanted was a family. Now, Luffy, Ace and Sabo make up the family they'd never known. However when Luffy stumbles, they find the father they never knew was missing. (Fem Luffy)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 63,728 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Thatch - Complete
Meeting with your future Pirate King idol! by Maxulus reviews
Basically, it's my own idea about how Bartolomeo found out about Luffy in Loguetown. In other words, how Luffy became his idol. My first attempt at One Piece stories. One-Shot
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Bartolomeo - Complete
Being Brothers by Pizza yum reviews
A series of one shots for ASL. chapter 4- Luffy takes care of things while his brothers are sick.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,636 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Ace, Sabo, Luffy - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3370 - Favs: 4,991 - Follows: 4,580 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
It Looks like Someone has to Take Care of Izayoi? by CreativeImaginator reviews
Izayoi has been known throughout his community as being one of the best-as being one of the strongest there is; that includes inside and outside, so no one's really worried about him ever getting sick. But when he does, he gets it bad; REALLY bad. And if he doesn't get better, then it might just be the end of the No-Names community.
Mondaijitachi ga Isekai kara Kuru sou desu yo? - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Black R., Izayoi S.
Another Lie by The Dark Crimson Blood reviews
The straw hats begin to regret lying to Luffy, especially after listening to their Captain apologize for the same exact reason. The hairline crack in their friendship spread further.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Saving A Child by The Dark Crimson Blood reviews
Luffy was adopted by Gold D. Roger because of a promise after Monkey D. Dragon died; he's invisible to them, they don't love him. Perhaps it would be better if he found someone who does.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Luffy, T. Law, Ace - Complete
Idiots Don't Get Sick by Mangetsuyosei reviews
"Well don't just stare at it! Look there's this old myth that if you eat a lot of vitamin C when you're sick, then you get better faster." Nami said and nudged the object in her hand closer to his mouth. He didn't really know what she meant by that, but if Nami wanted to share her treasure with him than he wasn't complaining.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Once again by TheVictor reviews
A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy's entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,197 - Reviews: 2621 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
A Brother's Secret by TheAnalei reviews
He was the big brother. He would be doing the protecting and he would do so, not caring what it cost him, as long as his family and friends were safe. AU.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,561 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Luffy - Complete
Fighting the System by Shadenight123 reviews
Spiritual sequel to Multiversing with Harems. We all know of the Clichés running around the Naruto-verse. Now, let us see them through the eyes of one of the victims of said stories: the Gary Stu protagonist. A very particular one, considering his first act was to murder the Mary Sue, his second was to ignore the Author, and his third...was to ask for help from the readers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013
Naruto: Unstoppable Force by AngryOwl reviews
Don't read this story. It's bad, cliché and contains rape. I warned you
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,239 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Irreparable by SinSidhe reviews
Harry Potter would like a break. Unfortunately, when it comes to his life, fate is cruel. Now, he cannot rest until evil has been destroyed... At least he has eternity to do it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,457 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 4,081 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P.
Blooming Memory by angelrider13 reviews
When the crew stops at a deserted island, of course, Luffy goes off to explore. And, of course, the Straw Hats get more than they bargained for when their captain wonders back to the ship with some kind of plant attached to his wrist. It doesn't seem like such a big deal at first. But then the dreams start. (Straw Hats watching Luffy's memories fic)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,163 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
It's a Mad, Mad World by cywscross reviews
Souls are tricky things, especially when some don't come on time and others come too early. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, Harry has to go find out what is wrong and fix it. It's been a while since he's walked amongst the living though, and even longer since he's interacted with them. Still, he'll have some fun poking around in the meantime.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,134 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Aokiji/Kuzan, Straw Hats P.
Second Division Prohibitions by elvenarchress reviews
Crack!Fic The Whitebeard Pirates draw up a list of 150 things their beloved fire-using younger brother is forbidden from doing…He finds a lot more to do!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ace - Complete
D Brothers by TheRoseThatKnowsPain reviews
Because even when he's an insufferable, annoying brat, Luffy is still little brother and somebody has to look out for him, right? One-shots. Ace/Luffy brother x brother, no romance. Protective!Ace. Some swearing. Set after Sabo dies and before Ace sets out to be a pirate; No AU.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Luffy, Ace
The Namikaze Legend by Aerotyl reviews
What if Sarutobi Hiruzen was the one who sealed the Kyuubi, not Minato? Namikaze Naruto makes his name a legend by the age of 12, who could possibly rival this prodigy? eventual Narusaku, Naruto Smart/Strong Minato and Kushina are alive, T for potty mouth and violence. AU. SEQUEL OUT: INARI'S PRAYER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,444 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
If I Die Young by ichigi111kurosaki reviews
Hey, i Adopted this story from Darkness34 Hope you like it. At first glance Luffy was a weak annoying brat, but Ace is about to find out that there's more to the kid than meets the eye. Ichigi111Kurosaki
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo
CP9 No Luffy by Hell's Clown reviews
"Do we have a deal?" Sengoku asked the nine-year old. Nodding his head, Luffy walked over to the marine. "Deal." Came the weak voice. Smiling slightly, Sengoku led the boy away. Luffy turned one last time. Now Ace and Sabo would be safe... Right? Warnings: Blood, Spoilers kind of up til water 7, and umm... my writing I guess...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Luffy
Double Vision by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Shanks and Luffy have finally met up after over a decade, and he's thrilled that the young man has become an incredible pirate in his own right. Who wouldn't throw a party over that? Shanks might have had a little bit too much to drink, though, because he's got to be seeing things...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Shanks - Complete
On Life, On Death, On Everything In-Between by cywscross reviews
The war rages on for ten years, and by the time it ends, most are dead and Soul Society has been destroyed. But Kisuke still has one more card to play, and he gambles it all on the one person he believes in to achieve the impossible. Ichigo accepts without hesitation. HIATUS.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,640 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ichigo K.
An Experiment in Intoxication by Lucillia reviews
A story about naruto getting drunk, while I got drunker and drunker. Warning: Do not tryi thhis at hom e unless you are of legal drinking age.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ups and Downs and All-Arounds by cywscross reviews
When your best friends are also the most-feared students on the entire campus, life can be tough. Of course, if anybody ever realizes that Law wears an apron when he cooks and Kid spends an hour in the bathroom doing his hair in the morning, opinions might change, though not necessarily for the better. So one might say it's lucky Luffy's always been the laidback sort.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 691 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Luffy, T. Law, E. Kidd
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 5,429 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Nothing but trouble by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Marco and Thatch have had just about enough of the Moby Dick's newest passenger. Whenever Ace isn't trying to kill Oyaji, he's driving the rest of the crew insane with his bizarre habits. They're not even sure if they've picked up a feral dog or a person anymore. Who the heck raised this kid, anyway? Wolves? T- for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 162 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Marco, Ace, Thatch - Complete
Worth It by dark24971 reviews
Sabo blackmails Ace because of his brother complex about Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Discovering Fanfiction by Serene Grace reviews
Franky builds a computer, and the Straw Hats decide to check out something called the "internet". The first thing they notice is fanfiction. Naturally, lots of chaos will ensue. Let's see their reactions to these wonderful works o fiction we've created, shall we?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2013
Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
What He Went Through by Serene Grace reviews
The Straw Hats get a chance to see what truly went down during the Impel Down invasion, and the Battle of Marineford. Instead of looking into Luffy's memories, they get to see everything that happens on the battlefield, even before Luffy arrived. It was then that they realized how much pain Luffy is in.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
New Beginnings and Second Chances by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
The Final Battle had ended, but the price payed was far too high. Seeing Harry lose the will to live Fawkes gave him a gift, an opportunity to have the life he always wanted. Now Harry just had to choose to accept it and find the strength to keep living. Will have Slash pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,505 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
Peaceful Mornings by Aerotyl reviews
There goes another peaceful morning for Sakura and Naruto. Sakura is just starting to find out about her feelings when suddenly a new girl blocks the way. Will Sakura prevail? What will happen between the two of them? Narusaku Perhaps some lemon in later chapters unless readers say no, rating may go up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Charmed by Confession68 reviews
AU: Luffy the mage was hired to save them, but when he destroyed her village during the battle, Nami refused to pay him. Guild policies are harsh, and now she's forced to work to pay off her debt. However, will it come back around on him? LuNa ! COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,988 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Bad Little Boy by ATHPluver reviews
After Gumball gets Fionna down, Marshall Lee invites her to a party he's having in the forest. Based on the clip for the Marshall Lee episode that I saw a month before the actual episode. No flames please. Fiolee, Fumball and Fionna/Flame Prince implied. Rated T to be safe.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,607 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
To Protect Them by Oh My Cabbage reviews
Training. That's all Luffy has ever done for ten years. Training so he could protect his strong older brothers, because Luffy has seen the horrors of the World Government. This is his dream now. To protect Ace and Sabo from them. At least, that's what he had told himself for the past ten years during the long arduous hours of training to become the top CP9 agent. During Water 7
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, CP9
My Precious Crew! by PikachuGirlXx reviews
(Fem!Luffy & Short chapters) Over the years Luffy has apparently kept a journal named Book that is dedicated to her crew. Read the different sections along with each member of the straw hat pirates! R&R Complete! Sorry if it's short! I just wanted it to be a quick read! Finished in one day!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Past and Future King by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
A pirate on the Grand Line should know to expect the unexpected, particularly when he's the King. Little did Roger know just how unexpected the results of calling out to a stranger in the fog would be. Who knew there were islands that could warp time? This meeting would always be one of his treasures. Oneshot
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 296 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Gol D. Roger, Luffy - Complete
Persuasion by Aelia Douglass reviews
Brynjolf wants the Dragonborn in the Thieves' Guild, but the Dragonborn is having none of it, until Brynjolf starts to play dirty.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Brynjolf, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Be Careful What You wish For by lilnitenurse reviews
AU: What if Luffy got sick after Little Garden instead of Nami?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Honor Among Thieves: The Unwilling Nightingale by MadameHyde reviews
Tiberia Morwyn has been cracking skulls for the Stormcloaks ever since she took care of Alduin, but her latest assignment, infiltrating the Thieves Guild, leaves her wondering what, exactly, she stands for, and who, exactly, she stands with. When her past catches up to her present, it's all she can do to hunker down before the firestorm.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 283,198 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Brynjolf, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Garp, Ace
Rock and a Hard Place by Fire Gemron reviews
When Brynjolf and Elsi get looked in a hallway together, Elsi finally tries to confront him about why he won't talk to her. Only, Brynjolf has something to confront her about, too. Namely, her life as the Dragonborn that she was too afraid to mention. Things may never be the same between them again. oneshot Bryn/oc
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Brynjolf - Complete
Desire for Comfort by limeonysnippet reviews
Sabo is gone and Luffy is struggling to stay strong and stop crying in order to be tough in front of Ace. When he's believes Ace is asleep, he can't help but mourn over their loss. Ace hears Luffy cry, and it's tearing him up inside. Right now, more than ever, Ace wants to give in to how he feels and comfort his little brother.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
His World by imangieee reviews
The Straw Hats each wake up in a plain white room wearing nothing but hospital gowns and a prized possession is taken from each of them. Now, their main goal is to find their stuff, find each other, and escape. But what happens when escaping is the least of their problems?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,243 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Mind's Eye by HeroR reviews
It was supposed to be routine stop at an island. Now, the Strawhats find themselves fighting for their lives and freedom against an opponent that knows them all too well. How do you fight an enemy who can turn your own friends against you?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,314 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
It Began With Blood by xXFissshBonesssXx reviews
Thor/Loki - chapter format - Loki persuades Thor to the dark side and he gets a lot more than he bargained for. Rated for mature situations in later chapters and explicit scenes. Please read with caution. There will be trigger warnings.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,079 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Thor, Loki
One Piece: Halloween One Shots by LuffyGirl reviews
One Shots that are combined into one story about The Straw Hat Crew celebrating Halloween. Summaries and pairings will be mentioned in each chapter.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Nightmares by NineSoul reviews
Luffy has nightmares all the time, but what happens when Ace has one? This was supposed to be a Halloween fic, but, oh well... At least I have a good summary this time! Can be interpreted as a pairing fic, or not.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
To New York City! by Onepiece938 reviews
AU. The Straw Hats are Highschoolers and Luffy, Nami, Zoro, and Robin go on a trip to The Big Apple that doesn't end up like they bargained for. LuNa, ZoRo. R&R! Complete.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,757 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Seeing, Believing, Dreaming, Deceiving by blackdragonsghost reviews
Multi-chaptered fic based off of Hell's Ice Heaven's Fire's short fic "Pain". When the Order of the Phoenix turns against Harry and the young Saviour is losing his hold on sanity, he seeks the aid of the one person who has been there all his life: Tom Riddle. Slash. See inside for full warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,889 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dawn Haze by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
One shot set after Shanks meets Ace for the first time. Semi-followup of 'Restful Port' and 'One Bond' Shanks has a run in with his favorite marine. Seems like Garp left some important things out when they had their little 'talks'. T for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Shanks, Garp - Complete
Hancock's Untamed Jealousy by wind scarlett reviews
Margaret and Luffy were having their first baby! Hancock couldn't help crying day and night, trying to forget her fated groom wannabe. Could it possibly happen after all? Luffy/Hancock One Shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Boa Hancock, Luffy - Complete
That's My Little Bro! by Lotus-Lily reviews
Oneshot. It's an ordinary morning on board the Moby Dick, when Ace discovers Luffy's first Wanted Poster and decides to share it with the crew. "Hey guys! This here's my little brother!"
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 185 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Daydreams by sorakazuma reviews
Hancock spends most of her life in a Luffy-Induced haze, but on this night in particular, she takes the time out to think about his life after the War at Marineford.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Luffy, Boa Hancock - Complete
Deeper Than the World by Ai Tennshi reviews
A murder and a slightly out-of-the-ordinary conversation begin a web of events that no one expected. But the end of the term is approaching, and the gang really doesn't have time to worry about far-fetched conspiracy theories. Atypical high school AU.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,925 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Konoha: At His Fingertips by MegaB reviews
Bereft of dreams, adrift in the World, what's a guy to do when his life comes crashing down? Seize it in his hands of course! Big pieces begin to move and Naruto makes his decision; this is his World, Dattebayo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,331 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary by TheMuseumOfJeanette reviews
Chaos will ensue when the Bleach characters discover fanfiction. Some may go insane. The 4th and probably 3rd wall will be broken. Requests are closed, I'm not taking any more. Story is now finished
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,074 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
An Unexpected Reunion by LuffySmileyFace reviews
The Straw Hats are on an island in the New World when Luffy sees someone walking towards them in the street. Someone that should have died 12 years ago...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Luffy, Sabo - Complete
Grand Line Academy by imangieee reviews
One Piece characters going through everyday teenage stuff with a little twist near the end. Nami's the new student at Grand Line Academy. The story will have: Luffy&Nami, Zoro&Robin, Ace&Nojiko, Shanks&Makino, and possibly more.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 131,960 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
When the Boss is Away by Juura99 reviews
The Ninth floor is a boring place in Konoha Mega-Corp...That is, until the floor manager goes on a business trip. Now a certain blond employee starts up some mischief that turns the ninth floor into a war-zone...a Prank War-Zone at that. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,779 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 12,528 - Follows: 11,658 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Bounty of Dead Bones Brook by chibikaty reviews
The question of "wanted dead or alive" becomes a difficult question concerning Brook.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Brook, Akainu/Sakazuki - Complete
Dragon Kitsune Knight by Isom reviews
I got the request for a remake of Kitsune Dragon knight, and here it is. Sasuke bashing. naruto harem. strong/smart/powerful Naruto. Expect idiocy form the council. changed name since it is a different story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,786 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by HeroR reviews
Is this a dream? As long as one is happy, does it really matter if one is dreaming? Can't a dream be just as real as any reality? Especially when it returns something that was taken from you.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,685 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Penpals by nekoanima reviews
What if Harry had a pen pal as a child another boy who was all alone? Harry makes friends with the young Tom Riddle as their letters bounce through time to the one they needed the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 95,588 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10758 - Favs: 5,448 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Professor Monroe by Athey reviews
In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,480 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Another Crewmate by HeroR reviews
Luffy has done it again. Without much thought or care, he has invited a new person to join his crew. Then again, who wouldn't want her? She's pretty, smart, strong, and sassy. She has all the qualities of a perfect crewmate. Or, does she?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,889 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Luffy, Zoro, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Depressed by roo17 reviews
Ace lost everything but his brother. So why is he suddenly acting so cold towards Luffy? SPOILERS for chapter 561! No pairings this time.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,305 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Ace, Luffy
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4143 - Favs: 7,679 - Follows: 6,533 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Darkness Saga: One Piece by LordUnicron reviews
In the universe, there are three boys, each one holding a power from Creation: Time, Space, and Darkness. After being taken from their World, they find themselves in the World of Pirates. One is betrayed by two, so he joins the ranks of the Straw Hat Pirates. By fighting along side them, this boy unknowingly follows a predetermined path that leads to his ultimate fate.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,704 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Luffy, Straw Hats P., OC - Complete
Samsara by sistersgrimmlover reviews
Samsara: noun The cycle of death and rebirth to which life in the material world is bound. Everyone is born twice. Not once. Not three times. But twice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,844 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dear Fanfiction Authors: by Sunnflash reviews
Time to send some angry letters to some Fanfiction Authors! See how the crew respond to those terrible Fanfics. Rated T for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012
Red Diamond by imangieee reviews
Nami is kidnapped and the Strawhats have to go through a parallel world to get her back. What happens when the crew meets their opposite selves? Can the Strawhats rescue Nami and return back to their world safely? Read on to find out.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,370 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Inside My Mind by sistersgrimmlover reviews
It started with a wand. A wand with a brother. And this brother wand, a girl shall wield. And with this girl came War. And with War, came her lover, Plague. Plague lead to his brother Death. And it all ended in Victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 787,213 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Guilty by crimeson-plasma reviews
I stareda the teary boy, not really knowing what to say. How could I have said that to him? How could I? I took several steps forwards, surprising even myself when I hugged the boy in a comforting manner. An Acelu.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Luffy Shouldn't Be In Wonderland by MeanderCat reviews
He really shouldn't. And neither should the rest of the One Piece cast. Look at this mess: BuggyDoor, ZoroBunny, the list goes on...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 203 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
One Piece: Trafalgar Luffy by Pokepika's Haunt reviews
What if when Trafalgar Law was 6 he found an infant Monkey D. Luffy and decided to take her in as his little sister/assistant? Warning: Fem!Luffy Fanfic, more inside, rated T for safety. Pairings, if any, are undecided.-
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 258 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Luffy, T. Law
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 271 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Asteria Nightmare by Velkyn Karma reviews
On this island, it's personal. The inhabitants don't just steal your body; they feed on your dreams. Features all Straw Hats. Nakamaship; no pairings. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,145 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Straw Hats P., Luffy, Nami - Complete
9 Tales of Fright by DevlynDoe reviews
When the Strawhats are caught in a black out on Halloween night they share stories to kill time. What will they tell? R&R
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Straw Hats P. - Complete
Long Live the King by Jade Tatsu reviews
According to Rayleigh, Gol D. Roger never called himself the Pirate King but someone must have. What are the exact requirements to be the Pirate King? The Gorosei has a list and one Pirate fits all the requirements. Longer summary inside...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Luffy, Whitebeard - Complete
Daydreaming by DawnAngel14 reviews
Hancock drifts off during a meeting with the shichibukai.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Boa Hancock, Luffy - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2477 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Return from Insanity by Impish Delight reviews
Harry decides it's time to escape the expectations of the wizarding world and make his own place. He will create new ties, break old ones, and discover his heritage. At the same time, one Dark Lord regains his sanity... OCCness TR/HP slash My First Fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,785 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Mind Wipe by Demon Flame reviews
While on their three year training trip, Jiraiya takes Naruto through a mysterious forest that most believe is haunted. There, they met a few people they shouldnt have.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Naruto and the Last Vampiress by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
Naruto has been watched from afar by his destined mate, the last vampiress. Now that he's a Genin, she can begin to instigate the plans to make him hers forever, along with those she turns. Naruto/Anko/Harem. Kakashi ,Sakura bashing Good Sasuke grey Danzo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,470 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Anko M. - Complete
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8600 - Favs: 6,633 - Follows: 5,958 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Four Seas Academy by CloudyDays12 reviews
The OnePiece charecters are at school! But the school has a lot of strange rumors and secrets...what's wrong with this school! My first story. T for now.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Straw Hats P.
Lied to by Kaoru likes One Piece reviews
In the filler Arc after water Seven, the straw Hat crew runs into Bounty Hunters Achino family, then, the crew lies to Luffy about their flag being stolen.What if Luffy finds out he was lied to in the face by his beloved Nakama? Nakamaship
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Intoxicated Tales of the Golden Witch by SoneAnna reviews
It's my wedding night, I can drink if I want to. Now, Beato, l-let's tell them how we met.../Idea taken from a TvTropes WMG./
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,676 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Battler U., Beatrice
Restful Port by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
One-shot, light fluff. Shanks meeting Luffy for the first time... Ever wonder why he really stayed in town for so long? Story 3rd person,/Shanks Pov. K for language.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Shanks - Complete
Luffy's Secret by XFangHeartX reviews
Ace has noticed that Luffy has been acting awfully strange. He and Sabo suspect that their little brother is keeping a secret, so they follow him to wherever he's going. However, they're both in for a surprise. Rated K.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Elevator Music by WitchyGirl99 reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome take the same elevator to the same floor every day. They never talk. One day the elevator breaks down. And then chaos ensues. There is fighting, then screaming, then kissing. And then...well no one takes the elevator after that. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,965 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Naruto Rising Storm by ruto-kun-nata-chan reviews
At young age Naruto stumbles upon a truth which fuels his desire to be best hokage ever even more. The story follows cannon with some twist. A naruto a bit stronger than the manga. NARUTO-HAREM. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. REWRITE AS 'NARUTO RISING'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,096 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Luffy's Winter Wonder Land by Ghost of the moonlight reviews
This is another story about Luffy's younger days. Its his first snow day and his brothers send him off alone to enjoy it. But what happens when disaster strikes? Warning the end contains MAJOR spoilers. Do not read if you are not up to date with the manga
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Somewhere In Between by BloodyWar2411 reviews
All Harry wants to do is find his place in the world, but his place doesn't exist. Harry isn't a light wizard. He isn't a dark wizard either. No, to Harry, there is only magic. It's too bad that no one else sees it that way... Tom Riddle Voldemort /Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,028 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The wonders of being a kid by nt'kit reviews
Small, light-hearted short stories about the D-Brothers and their adventures and pranks as kids. Ch. 3, Christmas Special! ft. Sabo
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Luffy, Ace
Transcendence by AerienMyxa reviews
TR/HP. Dark Harry. Alternate Dimension. When you have to sacrifice everything you have to save your soul mate, only to enter a new world where the both of you are supposedly the Prophesized enemies, what are you to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Darkly Dreaming Harry by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
As Told By Hancock by Beanstalks reviews
What if Boa Hancock wrote fan fiction? Hopefully this story will give you perspective of what she's thinking of.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Luffy, Boa Hancock - Complete
Child of Grace by AzarDarkstar reviews
DEAD STORY! AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,548 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
Road Trip Wedding by Ever-the-Optimist reviews
Naruto had a plan. He was planning on locking himself in his room, avoiding his ex at all costs, and then stand by his best friend at his wedding and smiling. Too bad the Bride has other plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wont say a word by AllHeroesWearHats reviews
Luffy is determined to prove to his crew that he could stay silent if he wanted to. They don't think he'll last more than a few days, let alone a whole month. Anyway, the quiet is a good thing, right? *Bonus chapter*
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,979 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Luffy - Complete
Jiraiya Talks When He is Drunk by nine-orcids reviews
Jiraiya talks when he's drunk, and while on the training trip, naruto finds out many things...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N. - Complete
Prodigium by Shivani reviews
Gen - There's a reason why Harry survived that night, and it wasn't due to Lily's love. What saves Harry becomes inextricably entwined with him, and greatly influences how the story unfolds and the person Harry becomes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Fortunae Gauntlet by Velkyn Karma reviews
When Usopp gets himself into trouble, his nakama unhesitatingly rescue him. But 'rescue' turns out to be a cut-throat fight-to-the-death combat challenge, and there could very well be fatal consequences. Features all Strawhats. No pairings. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,062 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Strawhat Theater: The Captain's Privilege by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A bit of One Piece crack, in the style of the Strawhat Theater television shorts. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Boa Hancock, Luffy - Complete
Life's Full of Secrets by 7saix-puppy7 reviews
Ace and Luffy are alone. Ace works for an organization called WhiteBeards but must keep it a secret. It isn't the only secret these brothers have and a lot of people want them.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,453 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by Animus of Masada reviews
One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,765 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3747 - Favs: 8,494 - Follows: 8,061 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8449 - Favs: 17,609 - Follows: 7,230 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Prank War by xXFireFistAceXx reviews
Ace planned to take Luffy fishing... but it didn't work the way he wanted.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14813 - Favs: 8,066 - Follows: 6,080 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Finally! by harry-mione reviews
Sakura becomes jealous of a girl and berates Naruto, but crosses a line. Has Naruto finally given up on her, then? Read and find out. Naru/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Really? by ReluctantlyBratty45 reviews
Luffy is Dragon's son. Even Garp didn't believe it.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Luffy - Complete
Naruto's Rant by pharaoh-90 reviews
When Sasuke confronts Naruto about his powers, Naruto decides to get some things off his chest. Will eventually be part of my NaruTen story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harebrained Heritage by Maken reviews
ºSlashº -.Harry Potter has always wanted to know about his family; of their history and their legacy. But when he receives an unknown inheritance, he finds, to his dumbfounded delight, that his family was not exactly normal.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,960 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., OC
Of Bachelors, Bets, and Pirates by evilchibis reviews
The new Pirate King is more popular than he knows, and the race is on. Who will be the ultimate winner of Luffy’s affections and the throne at his side, and shouldn’t Nami be worried instead of taking bets?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Little Things by MadRabbit reviews
They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6101 - Favs: 10,231 - Follows: 3,884 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Agent-G reviews
Ino tries to pull a prank on Naruto that backfires in the worse way as she is trapped in his mind. After she never sees Naruto the same way again. Taken over from Gaming Ikari but with new chapters later on. Naruto/Ino/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Memory Room by pharaoh-90 reviews
My first work. The rookies go into Naruto's mind to learn of Kyuubi. Slight Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3816 - Favs: 5,672 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Recognition by VickyVicarious reviews
"They call him Pirate Hunter Zoro." Zoro on titles, dreams, and Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage movie star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Direction Decisions by naniyo reviews
Luffy was taking his first steps when he gazed at his grandfather. Then he gazed at Ace. Then he tilted his head, confused. Was he supposed to choose? Oneshot, No Spoilers, Only the cuteness of Garp raising the two brothers.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Loose Lips by killslay reviews
What happens when Eustass "Captain" Kid gets drunk and starts reflecting on certain fellow Supernova? Strong language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/29/2009 - E. Kidd, Luffy - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4415 - Favs: 9,340 - Follows: 4,252 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5421 - Favs: 4,878 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
The Fox Hidden in the Leaves by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his 3 year training mission with Jiraiya changed. This new Naruto will change the course of everyone's life in ways they never imagined. power Naruto, Naru/Hina, Fem Kyuubi, Naru/harem, straight/lez
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 293,434 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Secret Bachelorette by LiL.MiSz.Meh reviews
Hinata has never had a boyfriend or been kissed for that matter. Well, at least that's what her friends believe. What happens when all four of them play matchmaker for her, but each of them have their own guys and it's more of a betting situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,934 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hinata H.
The Price of Not Caring by True Dawn reviews
Harry's thoughts after seeing a memory of Tom Riddle are not quite what Dumbledore would have wanted...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Only Enemies by leave this world reviews
In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,169 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 155 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Perspective by Uchiki na Kage reviews
A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by Splatter Fall reviews
Usopp is charged with entertaining his captain and Chopper one day, and decides to tell them a story. Needless to say, this does not go as planned.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Usopp - Complete
Shop Loyalty by Ate de Anguis reviews
Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Teuchi - Complete
In Myriad Ways by Charles Bhepin reviews
The Reset scenario: "With great power comes great insanity. And with that insanity- more power!" Thus the tale of Uzumaki Naruto's slow descent into madness, and so deep into it- that he just may come out the other side.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 257 - Published: 12/8/2008
Telling the Truth by SecretSnow reviews
takes place after Movie 6.It's time for Luffy to reveal to his Nakama what happened during the fight to save their lives.Apologies are exchanged and weaknesses are exposed as the truth is revealed.SPOILERS.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,710 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Luffy - Complete
Bloody Whiskers by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto's hyperactive happiness is a mask, but what does it hide? His sadness and loneliness or his hatred and anger? The Kyuubi hasn't been a foreign concept to Naruto for a long time now, but a demonic link must be hidden at all cost, but for how long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 143,569 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 5,931 - Follows: 1,279 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 552 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Tell Ace by YukiSkye reviews
After Luffy stabs himself and turns into a rubberman, Shanks attempts to stop the fury that is Ace to rain upon him. Unfortunately...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Luffy, Shanks - Complete
Baby Cute by Colhan3000 reviews
Ace has a weakness. No Yaoi Ace and Luffy Fluff Brothership Fic
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
False Pretense by TheDoublemintTwins11 reviews
Luffy dies in a freak accident.What happens when, Three months later, Zoro recives a phone call from the very person he thought he'd never hear from again?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,797 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
First Words by Colhan3000 reviews
Luffy is seven months old and is learning how to talk. But so far he hasn't said a word. But when he finally does Ace is both shocked and touched at what his little brothers first word is. Ace and Luffy Fluff Brothership Fiction No Yoai
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
A STRONG MARINE! by Oni Giri Slash reviews
I DID ALL THAT SO YOU WOULD BECOME A STRONG MARINE! Luffy had to endure being tossed down a cliff, thrown into a forest at night and tied to balloons. This is how he survived...just. WARNING MINOR SPOILERS if you haven't passed Enies Lobby!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 637 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 742 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Revenge by Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth reviews
After entering a fanfiction contest, the straw hat become aware of the abuse they've suffered at authors hands and head for their HQ for some payback. It wont be easy though, with all the fanfic:dot:net authors in their way...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,037 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Never Let Luffy Get Drunk by Ulrilra reviews
Luffy gets drunk and a nightmare ensues that engulfs an entire island
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 337 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
It’s Hard Knowing Your Own Strength by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro, Sanji, and Luffy have all leveledup.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Opposite yet the Same by Colhan3000 reviews
To whoever knows them, Ace and Luffy were as diffrent as night and day from when they were young. But somethings about them are the same...and these are the things the two brothers hold dear. Ace and Luffy Fluff Brothership Fiction No Yaoi
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Konoha Ninja Personality Test by Setus reviews
An ancient scroll that contains a series of personal questions finally found it's way into Konoha. But legend has it that the scroll is CURSED? What happens when the ninjas picked it up one after another? Pls R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,759 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 454 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Living Behind a Mask by Synica reviews
What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Crawling in the Dark by D-E-V-L-41 reviews
COMPLETE AU: After a big break up, they went their seperate ways, until one day they had to work on a movie together, problems arise. IK. Full summary inside.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,485 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4467 - Favs: 7,217 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Vash and the Old Folk's Home by MSkyDragons reviews
Vash's return with Knives has a hangup, a law requiring people 85 or older to reside at an Old Folk's Home. Meryl & Millie try to rescue Vash. Spongebaths, pyschopaths, flashbacks, psychiatrists, & a little romance. 26 fun & hilarious chapters [Completed]
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,572 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
Green Eyes by Wingedchilde reviews
Sasuke's never been the type to be jealous. What's there to be jealous about? However, there is one thing that causes his eyes to turn green: Naruto. Slash SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Am I Evil? by TreeStar reviews
That first night after Luffy ate devil fruit, he visited Shanks on his ship with a very important question. Set in Fuchsia when Luffy was seven. Oneshot. Winner * Best Shanks scene, 2006 OP fanfiction awards
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Shanks, Luffy - Complete
Unspoken Words by lady-rouge reviews
COMPLETE AU - Six years ago, Kagome betrayed Inuyasha and he disappeared out of her life. Now he has reappeared and she loves him...but does he still love her?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,748 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A New Cause by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
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The Zanpakutō
The definition of the Zanpakutō and the relationship it has with its wielder.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Complete
The Eagle Eye reviews
Tired of waiting for the fourth book of the Virals series to come out? Or anxious to read more after you just read Code? 'The Eagle Eye' is what me – Wolf and MR (the MR stands for Maximum Ride) Lover - and akatsuki15 think should happen next. Me and akatsuki15 will be alternating between chapters – she has the first – for this book. R&R!
Virals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013
The Beginning reviews
Would you like to know what happened to make the Flock who they are when they were in the School? What happened to the Flock in the School that they don't want to talk about? By now I'm pretty sure you can guess what this is about. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Max
With the Flames reviews
Maximum Ride has almost saved the world but in the process the was killed along with Ari. Or were they? All the Erasers are dead. She has a new best friend named Jay. They both went into a store to grab some food, but in the process she found some Erasers with some news. What do they have to tell? Is the flock and Ari dead? Will I stop asking pointless question? Full summary insid
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Max
Insults and Comebacks reviews
I'm making a Maximum Ride story and it was hard making up insults and comebacks. So I figured you guys have been having a headache to.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012
Songs For Maximum Ride reviews
As the title implies, a song list for Maximum Ride.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012
The Deal reviews
This a one shot of Chloe, Simon, and Derek leaving the hospital as in the place where Chloe, Tori, and Rae were locked up, and a deal between Chloe and the demon.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Chloe S. - Complete
Ignore and Betray reviews
This is for people who were in a couple but your boyfriend or girlfriend cheated on you or did something that hurt you. I think this is good for Max because of the relationship between Max and Jeb. Plz review, I want to know if it's good or bad because I wrote it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
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