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Joined 08-31-12, id: 4231758, Profile Updated: 01-13-13

Hi! I'm a young amateur writer, and that is all you shall know *mysterious music*

What I like:

I love Doctor Who, amongst other nerdy endeavours. My favourite Doctor is the 10th Doctor, of course, but I do also love the 4th and 9th Doctors. I don't really like Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor, and Amy Pond just annoys me. I love Rose, but I also like Sarah-Jane and Donna is just plain bad-ass!

I also love X-Men (Rogue is awesome), Sherlock (Johnlock anyone?), the Avengers and some other stuff. I like chicos.

Grammar, Punctuation and Spelling.

In writing (and being a grammar Nazi), I will always uphold the Commandments of Grammar and Spelling. The commandants are:

1. I Will Not Write Like This, As I Do Not Talk Like This.

2. I will always use the correct forms of you're and your.

3. I will never use popular acronyms. e.g. OMG, LOL, STFU etc...

4. I will use the correct forms of their, they're and there.

5. I will try my hardest to not be a cheesy soap opera screen writer.

6. I will try my hardest to spell everything right.

7. And if these commandments, created to maintain the sanity of myself and others, are not followed, then the blasphemer shall be cast into the eternal raging pits of Hell, with only cold showers for company. And demons, yeah, lots of demons...

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I'm actually on tumblr, so if you want to follow someone who'll just reblog heaps of geeky stuff, and the occasional humorous post, follow binarynine.

Anyway

Anyway, I swore to myself that I wouldn't make a long profily thingy (correct terminology).

So, allon-sy!

Actually no. If you see one of my sparse fan fiction children, you'll notice I have no clue what any of the fan fiction terms mean. This is all I get:

fanfic= fan fiction

cannon= in correlation with with actual happenings

I'm totally lost on the terms; "shipping", "fluff" and "AU". So therefore, I'll look like an idiot in everything that I'll ever write. I'm too ashamed to google it.

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Spies, Tasers, and Other Sources of Insanity by Selene Illusinia reviews
The story of how Clint, Darcy, and Phil all came to be roommates. And the ensuing insanity. Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers, Phil Coulson/The Cellist
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,698 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Black Widow/Natasha R.] Darcy L., Agent Phil Coulson
Keys by Ka.Ra.Ea reviews
Willow and Dawn find a book from another dimension and decide to send it back, not realising that you should probably keep the Key away from inter-dimensional spells... Good job it's a dimension they happen to know a little about. Will probably contain some Dean/Cas but not sure about other pairings yet. Open to suggestions. On hiatus
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,338 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Dawn S., Willow R., Sam W., Dean W.
Tales from the Vortex by bubblygal92 reviews
"She cast her fragrance and her radiance over me. I ought never to have run away from her...I ought to have guessed all the affection that lay behind her poor little stratagems." How different would the story of the Oncoming Storm and the Bad Wolf have been if it hadn't started in a shop in London? Series of one shots exploring various AU meetings. MultiDoctor/Rose Tyler
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,356 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - [8th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
The Humanization Humiliation by Wordsplat reviews
In which Tony and Clint get drunk for science, Bruce is sneakier than expected, and Steve almost drops his pants on live national television. Also known as the time the Avengers had to give interviews displaying their human side, which was really not Fury's best idea. Oneshot, Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Valentine's Surprise by Wordsplat reviews
Steve gets an interesting surprise on Valentine's Day. Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Avengers in Sunnydale by DWDuck reviews
After Tony Stark learned that his older sister, Joyce, had passed away, he traveled to Sunnydale to meet his nieces. That's when things really got interesting.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,389 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012
A Doctor, His TARDIS, and Their Friends by TheDimensionOfWords reviews
A collection of little Who drabbles. Most, if not all, Doctors will show their faces, as well as a good number of companions. These will be little friendship, romance, or adventure pieces.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - 1st Doctor, 4th Doctor, 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Pushing Buttons, Doctor by ZeenoMCR reviews
"Y'see, Doctor? It's not always a good idea to push the big red button," Rose sighed, staring at her friend. He was currently hanging upside-down by one foot from a rope in a tree. T because some jokes about sex, and Rose very much imagining that. Link to comic on profile.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/10/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Golden Apples and Norse Gods by black.k.kat reviews
Ianto finds himself back from the dead and, apparently, in the employ of a power-crazed Norse god intent on conquering the Earth by taking out a team of superheroes. Must be a Tuesday.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Ianto J., Loki - Complete
You Might Need it Someday by seren23 reviews
It all started because Clint's a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued. Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Mjolnir Leviathan by crazysane reviews
Guess they didn't need the bone after all...
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Space Between by Enigma-Eggroll reviews
A man out of a time and a woman out of place find a way forward in a world filled with uncertainty.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,268 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Imagine You Were Dying by The Alternative Source reviews
Imagine you were dying. Imagine you were afraid and a long way from home in terrible pain. And just when you thought it couldn't get worse you looked up and saw the face of the devil himself. 11/Rose. ONE-SHOT. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
More Flies With Honey by peroxidepest17 reviews
Castiel finds himself in a Manhattan under alien attack.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Castiel, Loki - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Of Salt by Tashilover reviews
John has three tattoos. One of them, is a five-pointed star with black flames.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Castiel, Sherlock H. - Complete
Wash Away the Stain by Nine Days a Queen
AU with Dark!Rose. Increasingly drawn to a mysterious fem-fetal, the Doctor risks everything to get closer to her; but not even he understands all that is at stake.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
For Love is Strong as Death by Sakuri reviews
Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,133 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sam is Genius Everyone is Dumb by peroxidepest17 reviews
Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
A Hand by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Eskimo Kisses and Tickle Fights by thecouchcarrot reviews
Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 144 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Second Childhood by cloudyjenn reviews
A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
4 Times Cas Took Liberties and Dean Didn't Know by ScottyFTW reviews
...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Trading Doctors by Terrifica Oneiroi reviews
Doctor James Wilson runs into a funny British Blonde in the hallway outside his office, which propells him into a world of "what?" previously unheard of. Just another day at PPTH.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Rose T., J. Wilson - Complete
Moments by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Six times Rose kissed the Doctor and didn’t know it, and one time she did. Oneshot. Edited coz I forgot a bit.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Rose T. - Complete
10 Things Ianto Jones Learnt by emerald sorceress reviews
10 Things Ianto Jones Learnt After Meeting Rose Tyler. Set Pre Fragments so everyone's alive. Set Post Doomsday, Pre Season 4 for Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Rose T., Ianto J. - Complete
Message Received by Gargantua reviews
Rose finds a unique way to send an important message to The Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete