Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock, Supernatural, Hobbit, Marching Band, and Avengers.
Hi, I'm Brenda! Thanks for checking out my profile!
My OTP of the moment is Johnlock.
I also enjoy superwholock, Dr. Who, The Avengers, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Merlin, Hetalia, among many, many others that I can't think of right now.
Proud member of the DG Forum, The NextGen Fanatics and Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges
P.S. For some reason I'm apparently in Norway on my profile. NOT IN NORWAY, I'm a fat, lazy American.
Though not fat, or lazy. Just American. Pinky-swear.
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PM me prompts, people! I need the help :)
ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) -
AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost
Night Owl or Early Bird: Imma night owl.
When it rains: Runs inside, then reads a book and drinks tea. Take that, rain!
One word to describe yourself: Me? Hmm...Busy.
Where did the Sorting Hat put you?: Ravenclaw. Oh, yeah!
If you had one superpower, what would it be?: Mind reading.
Half Empty or Half Full: Half Empty.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla!
(LotR) Elf or Human: Who wouldn't want to be an elf? Or something that they...aren't. Yeps.
Jeans or Skirts: Jeans! Ever worn a skirt when it's windy? Not fun.
A list of 11 characters...and then the questions. (I'm making this multi-fandom. Cause I can.)
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Would you want to?
Bruce and Bilbo Baggins. No, no I haven't. It would certainly be interesting, and cute.
Do you have a crush on 4?
Blushes* Well, doesn't everyone?
Can you recall any fics about 9?
Oh, definitely. Can we please count the number of Johnlock fics I've read? No? Didn't think so.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Gabriel and Bruce Banner? Oh, it'd be so adorable!
Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?
Sam and James Moriarty? Sure, killing fluff. In other words: no.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Yesterday. And then I wrote a fic about Sherlock.
How do you feel about 7 and 8 being in a fight?
Thorin Oakenshield and James Moriarty? I wanna see this fight!
What would your reaction be if you found out that 5 was related to you?
Sherlock Holmes? I'm more antisocial and smarter than I thought I was. :P
What would you do if you overheard 2 dissing you?
Gabriel? Oh, no, he didn't!...I mean, archangel/Trickster, do what you will.
After a cruddy day out, you find 10 in your room, rummaging through your stuff. What is your reaction?
With Castiel? He's got a reason. I just don't know what it is yet.
How would you react if 1 had a complete character reversal?
7, 9, and 4 have started a band and are in your room at 3 AM, singing the most annoying song possible. What do you do?
Thorin, John and Dean. Would it perhaps be Eye of the Tiger?
6 just stole your hairbrush. What do you do?
Bruce? That's okay, he needs it more than I. *Flips straight hair*
2 and 11 are now your teachers. Your thoughts?
Gabriel and Bilbo. *Waits to see the drama unfold*.
You need to stay at a friends house: 1 or 6?
This is a toughie. Neither of them actually have a 'house'. Probably Sam, just because he'd probably have a huge library and would protect the both of us from scary stuff.
3 falls in love with 4, and 8 is jealous: What happens?
Tony falls in love with Dean. Moriarty is jealous. Oh, this will end with MULTIPLE deaths, won't it?
4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who saves you, 6, 7, or 10?
Dean jumps me? Not Castiel, they're probably working together. Probably not Thorin, he's got a bit of a gold-and-death problem. It'll be Bruce. Hopefully.
1 decides to start a cooking show. After fifteen minutes, what happens?
Sam starts a cooking show and fifteen minutes later gets a) attacked by a Demon or b) forced to drink some demon's blood by way of a zesty spaghetti.
3 has to marry and the choices are 4, 8, or 9. Which do they choose?
Tony has to marry either Dean, Moriarty, or John. Hmm...Probably Dean. They'd work well together ;)
Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance?
On Tony aka Iron Man. He can FLY. Of course he'll be fine.
5 and 1 show up at your house drunk. What happens?
Sam and Sherlock? Those two don't drink. There must be a reason. Something probably happened and I have to get them calmed down. They then pass out on one of my sofas.
6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Does 6 save himself, or try and get both of them out alive?
Bruce and Sam? Bruce would try to help Sam, of course!
5 is in a car crash, and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
Sherlock? NOoooo! John would be there trying to either help or get the other doctors to do their jobs right!
Totally sexist, but let’s give it a whirl:
YOUR GUY SIDE:
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
So I’m more of a girl by this (sexist!) thing here, which makes sense because I *am* a girl. Hehe!
1. Where is your telephone? Right on the table in front of me.
2. Where is your significant other? I have none. L No cuddles!
3. Your hair? Medium, layered, brunette.
4. Your mother? Across the room.
6. Your favorite thing? Fooooooddd!
7. Your dream last night? Something about falling in love. I’m such a hopeless romantic, even if I’d never admit it to an actual person.
8. Your iPod? Is a relic and I love it because it is. A 4 gigabyte Generation 3 iPod nano, silver.
9. Your dream/goal? Major corporate job in business. Best-selling author on the side ;)
10. The room your in? White walls, no, it is not a psycho ward.
11. You hate? People who chew with their mouths open.
12. Your fear? Failure.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Working on my climb to the top of the corporate ladder, maybe married.
14. Where were you last night? In the middle of the pouring rain, marching for band at the football game.
15. What you're not? Good at science. (As in A- not good at science.)
16. Muffins? BLUEBERRY! Or CRANBERRY! YUM!!!
17. One of your wish list items? New rechargeable batteries for my camera.
18. Where you grew up? The U.S.A. Still here.
19. The last thing you did? Breathe.
20. What are you wearing? *Looks coy* Nothing you can see.
21. Your TV? I don’t really watch it much.
22. Your pet(s)? Mum’s allergic -_-
23. Your computer? A brand new HP Windows 8, love PCs.
24. Your life? I’ve got 2 AP classes and am taking online MATH. What do you think?
25. Your mood? Tired, which means hungry, which translates to grouchy.
26. Missing someone? Only the person I don’t know that I never had. Unscramble that riddle.
27. Your car? I don't have a driver's license.
28. Something you're not wearing? Gloves.
29. Your summer? Hot.
30. Your eyes? Dark brown.
31. Love someone? Family and friends.
32. Your favorite color? Any shade of blue.
33. When is the last time you laughed? Reading reviews to my stories on fanfiction.net.
34. Last time you cried? When I had to march in torrential downpour, 50 degrees, while sick, almost no sleep, for marching band this week for an hour. Luckily, no one saw.
35. Who will repaste this? People who are looking at my account and like this.
Type your name with your knuckles: bfenda
Type your name with your nose: g43heq
Type your name w/ your Elbow: brenda
Type your name without looking: Brenda
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible.
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
If you found these just too funny, put them on your profile too!
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" every time I apparate.
20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".
28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.
29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.
30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.
34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive in the mirror", as it is disturbing.
37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".
43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “
47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
51.)Calling the Ghost-busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
52.)I may not have a private army.
53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.
56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
59.)I shouldn't use Photo-shop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.
60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
62.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
63.) - Especially not all of them at once.
64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."
65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."
66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.
67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.
69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.
71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint-balling.
77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.
78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.
80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".
83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.
84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: "The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.
87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.
88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.
89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.
90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.
91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade
92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry
93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall
94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”
107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.
110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.
112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.
114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.
115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.
118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.
120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.
121.) When fighting death-eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.
122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.
123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.
124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.
125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
127.) The Giant Squid really ISN'T an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
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