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Joined 08-31-12, id: 4232783, Profile Updated: 02-08-15
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Welcome to my profile. Reviews and PMs are always welcome, and if there are any problems or questions about my stories, please don't hesitate to contact me.

I don't own my profile pic. But I do own all my covers.

General Disclaimer: I don't own anything of what I write except for the plot and story itself. Characters and such belong to their respective owners.

What I'm doing: Writing / Planning / Taking a break / Writers block / Dying from school / Rewriting previous chapters

(status bar above copied from Abundant E)

To my readers:

Can't even say sorry for lateness. Yeah I really have no excuse. I've started on ch. 6 Swallowtail thought so hopefully that will be out next weekend. Again, I can't even begin to apologize for the amount of lateness here.


My Personal Creed:

Once a story is posted, it will not be abandoned. If a story is posted, that means that I have determined it a worthy project, and it will be finished.

About My Stories:

What I will never write:

- yaoi or yuri (no offense intended, I just personally like to genderbend them)

- anything that contains incest and/or pedophilia (offensive to me)

- Mary Sue/Gary Stu Fics (no, that is just...no.)

-Stories with too much Plot Armor (They make stories stupid, predictable, and thereby uninteresting to write or read about)

-Harem fics (I favor just one pairing in a story. Usually more development and sensible.)

Some things to know:

I usually swear in my stories. If that sort of thing bothers you, please don't read.

Updates will be sporadic. As much as I hate to admit, I do have a life outside the fan-fiction community. However, I promise I will not put my readers through a hiatus longer than two months.

Current Projects (being written):

Swallowtail:

Naruto Semi-AU. Hashirama, Fem!Madara

Eventual HashiMada, (side pairing: IzuTobi, Fem!Tobirama)

When their paths crossed, each knew the other was something special. Him being a dork, her being a grouch, the fact that they were on opposing sides of a war, none of it mattered. They were united from then on, in all they do. Eventual HashiMada. Fem!Madara

Written because I finally got over my laziness and wrote a story for my OTP


About me:

Current Obsession: Pre-Konoha and Early Konoha Era in Naruto

Fandoms: Naruto, Hetalia, Fate Zero, Madoka, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, Vocaloid, BBC Sherlock, SSBB

What I hate in stories:

Incest, Pedophilia, Bad grammar, Badly developed characters, OOC-ness (unless it's for humor or is well explained), Mary Sues, Gary Stues, Flames that serve no purpose

I am a part of the Authors Against Perfect Original Characters Society (AAPOCS). If you are too, copy and paste this into your profile!

That is especially important. There is a desperate need for Mary Sue purging on this site.

Favorite Characters:

Saber, Lancer, Gilgamesh, Madara, Akatsuki, Prussia, Gandalf, Legolas & Gimli, Sherlock

Miscellaneous:

I like genderbending.

I swear/curse and use sarcasm.

I am a Ravenclaw (although the quiz also says I was two points away from Slytherin XD).

My ninja elements are Wind and Fire.

My Hetalia counterpart is Prussia (AWESOME)!

I usually like villains/anti-heros/antagonists (take your pick) better than the protagonists. They're just much more interesting, and usually not cheesy and/or cliche. However, if the protagonist is from a different mold, then I will make exceptions.

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Ugly Little Uchiha - A Sad Fairy Tale by Gweatherwax reviews
Who better to raise a monster than another? Sometimes, huge mistakes can only be corrected by great tragedies. CANON verse, deviates post-chapter 700. Mature/dark themes, angst, violence, child abandonment/abuse/murder. Naruto and Sasuke's bond rebuilt from zero. Shonen-ai. NOT for Sakura and Hinata fans, hater SS/NH fans will be summarily ignored. Beta'd. Cover image by me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,698 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11h - Published: 12/21/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Shinobi of Middle-Earth by Deus Swiftblade reviews
He had been wandering these lands for the longest time, having left his world behind when given the chance to do so. To most, he is simply a stranger who goes from one place to another. But when he invertedly gets himself involved with a quest that could mean the life or death of the world, he decides that it's time to stop being a stranger and be a part of something once more.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 171,595 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 9/14/2014
All or Nothing by That Dastard Cerberus reviews
Arturia "Saber" Pendragon felt her life was coming to a crashing halt when she found herself engaged to the rich yet egotistical Gilgamesh. Yet when he offers her an ultimatum, she can't help but accept. Become his girlfriend for a year and do not fall in love with him in that time span? Easy. Or so she thinks.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,975 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 9/4/2013 - [Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon, Saber]
Bad Romance by Brim Wraith reviews
Naruko wants one thing: to be the first female hokage! But being teamed with an uptight Uchiha and a fangirl with bubblegum hair will make that hard apparently, especially when love gets involved. Rated for Naruko's mouth and later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,472 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,055 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Noble Curse by Tokyo the Glaive reviews
To be a noble is to be in danger. Chrom knows this and fears for Lissa's life. He wants to guarantee her safety - but how? A bodyguard might do the trick... (Spoilers for Chapter Nine)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,407 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Chrom, Frederick, Lissa, Lon'qu
The Kirita Chronicles by Knowledgeseeker66 reviews
What would have happened if certain characters' genders were altered while others remained the same? How differently would certain events play out & affect the development of certain relationships? Who will live & who will die? See how the alterations of certain characters' genders & histories will cause ripples throughout the story. Be sure to check out the poll after reading.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 450,613 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] Argo, Heathcliff/Akihiko K.
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle by black.k.kat reviews
AU. Obito snatches up the abandoned bottle, jogs three steps, and hurls it with all the force he can manage at the back of the white-haired litterer's head, snarling, "Hey, asshole! It's called recycling!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/6 - [Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Wild War Child by cherryvvoid reviews
Because she was Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Madara was her, and try as she might there was no changing that. SI-as-fem!Madara. Hashirama/SI-fem!Madara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., OC
Fire Rebirth by Nanosilver reviews
Obsolete, read Feathered Sanguine for Rewrite. /OC Self-Insert, slightly AU, Manga Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,029 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Madara U., Kagami U.
The Maiden and the Mercenary by Miss Ashlynn reviews
Ike and Zelda couldn't be more different but they will have to learn to work together to survive. AU slow build Zelda/Ike
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,367 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Ike, Zelda/Sheik
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Severance by RougeAngleOfSatin reviews
Hashirama faces Madara in battle for the first time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser by Cibbsoldlady reviews
Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,679 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 4,443 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13281 - Favs: 16,877 - Follows: 15,850 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 212,594 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,934 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
What it takes to be Hokage by Solara Myles reviews
Naruto has always wanted to be the Hokage but does he really understand what it means to wear the Hokage's hat? Who better to teach him than the First Hokage himself! Only, he's not the Hokage yet, he hasn't even built Konoha . . . or discovered his Wood Style. Gen fic. Madara:Naruto:Hashirama.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,660 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Breaking the Habit by kitsunelover300 reviews
"Stone clashed against metal, and everything changed. Now a century into the future, two pairs of brothers from opposite clans face trails that will change their lives forever." A different kind of Naruto time travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Izuna U.
Madara's Student by juubiwriter99 reviews
Naruto died at the Valley of the End, at the hands of his best friend Sasuke Uchiha. Now revived by Madara, Naruto will complete the Eye of the Moon plan and bring peace to the world or kill anyone in his way, before his hatred consumes him and is left with nothing. Powerful-Naruto, emotionless-Naruto, Sharingan/EMS Naruto, Naruto X Konan,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 357,322 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Naruto U., Konan] Madara U.
Morning Orchid by Canna reviews
AU. He shouldn't have wandered into the forest. Every insects that dwells in the meadow knew of the danger in there, but Deidara didn't realize how dangerous until he woke up and found himself being kept as livestock by one of his species worst predator. The Orchid mantis. [Sasodei with side pairings KisaIta and KakuHidan. Rated M for future chapter]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,065 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Deidara, Sasori]
In the Wake of an End by BethanRose reviews
When Chrom finds Robin after searching for years, her memory is damaged and half-lost, and she cannot recall him or the hard-fought victory they won over Grima. Can he help her to remember? Post-endgame story, ChromxRobin with other pairings.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,265 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2467 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
The stories go with someone always trying to do good in the Narutoverse, but good is a subjective term. What qualifies as 'good' for them, could be drastically different for those who actually live in the Narutoverse. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,228 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Madara U., Mito U., OC
Oops by WDW reviews
Team Minato gets visitors from the future. Unfortunately for the mental states of both parties, the pair are from a post-canon KakaObi universe. Time travel, of a sort. Rated T for language and mild sexual humor. [Cracky, but still contains some semblance of plot.] [Contains slash, if it wasn't obvious already]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,102 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
Sweet Silesia by advidartist reviews
A happy marriage spurred from elopement, a jealous ex-lover seeking his revenge, and a young girl caught between the two. As war draws near lovers will feud and hearts will be broken, only to find them buried in sweet Silesia. SlightAU 18th cent PruHunAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,780 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Prussia, Hungary
Heaven and Hell by Abundant E reviews
She loved him, despite knowing what he would become. He was her brother, her older brother, the one she went to with her problems. Yet there are enemies everywhere, there are expectations. The weight of the village rests in the balance. OC, Self Insert, Semi AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 253,496 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Madara U., Izuna U., Tobirama S., OC - Complete
I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Can I Say I Love You? by nande.0.datte reviews
10 Things I Hate About You college AU- SasoDei, YahiKonan. Yahiko falls for Konan, who has a crush on Pein. However, she's not allowed to date either of them until her cousin Deidara dates, too. So they get Sasori to date him. Sasori settles into his role as the seducer pretty easily, but the two argue constantly and seem to hate each other- but do they really?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Konan, Yahiko
The Wrath of a Woman Scorned by EDelta88 reviews
A Hidden Village is not a safe place for a little girl if nobody comes when she screams. One night the villagers went too far and now Konoha shall reap what it has sown. Dark!Fem!Naru Pairings: Decided but secret
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,263 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Naruko U.
Kirby's Rude Awakening by eruruna reviews
The whole area of Dream Land was sleeping soundly in the peaceful night. Suddenly, something crashed near Whispy's Woods. Meta Knight observes the current scenario and maybe, he just has to deal with a young female Star Warrior. Gijinka. Meta Knight x Fem!Kirby
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Kirby, Meta-Knight
That Stupid Kid by xotakux2002x reviews
Kakuzu wanted a normal life. The appearance of a certain teenager named Hidan is going to make that next to impossible. pairings later in the story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,559 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu
f 2-8, ISO 100 by Aquarius Galuxy reviews
And she knows every curve of his face. Tenten keeps him a secret, and likes it that way (because he is untouchable like that, and admiration from a distance means she won't get hurt).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,218 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
By Any Other Name by CrownsofLaurels reviews
In a universe where Kushina's labor wasn't interrupted by a lunatic, Minato remained Hokage, and the Uchiha Clan held it together, Kakashi and Itachi unwittingly take on the roles of Tybalt and Benvolio. AKA, the only verse where Juliet seduces Romeo and then pushes him off the balcony. Sasuke/femNaru, happy ending guaranteed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,969 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U.
You, Me, and Him by ZeroGravityDog reviews
COMPLETE. Oneshots centered around Marth, Ike, and Meta Knight. 56 -What It's Worth - Sum: Say 'Cheese'
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 114,315 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Marth, Ike, Meta Knight - Complete
Eli and Elizaveta by Cherryappleblossom9201 reviews
Unwilling to go through with a marriage to a man she doesn't love, nobility-bred Elizaveta Hedervary cuts her hair and disguises herself as Eli, an ordinary commoner boy. Things should be so much simpler now, but they're not. First there's idiot Gilbert who's becoming increasingly harder to keep her secret from(she's beginning to wonder if she wants to.) and then war coming!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,951 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Hungary, Prussia] [Lithuania, Belarus]
Reality by LeilaEditer reviews
Zelda hates Link more than anything. Yet he seems to hold a strange attraction for her. When evil rises and the two are pulled into an ancient plan set by the goddesses, they'll discover Zelda's lost past, change their futures, and maybe Zelda will find Link isn't so bad after all. That is, if they survive.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 280,219 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [Link, Zelda] Ganondorf, Zant - Complete
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 177,817 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Turtle Vengeance by Rei13Reaper reviews
Where Tobirama is a turtle, Akiye wants to keep him but wants nothing to do with him, and Kiyomi finally fulfills the destiny of her bloodline- Vengeance. Based off of Heaven and Hell by Abundant E, a self insert. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2014
Interrupting' 221B by phantom-lass reviews
5 Times when poor Lestrade thinks that he is interrupting something between Sherlock and John. Seriously he is an inspector, he can spot a pattern when he sees one... Protective John and Lestrade. Set in my Fem!Sherlock Universe. Femlock. (GIRL Sherlock was born from reading Sherlock Holmes, Mary Russell and Flavia de Luce too close together)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Daughter Of Time by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Fem!Percy. Male!Thalia. Finding out she was a half-blood was bad enough, but when Percy's long-lost father turned out to be the Titan Lord of Time, Kronos, Percy was left wondering just who she'd piss off in her past life. Jason/Percy/Thalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,682 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Thalia G., Percy J., Jason G.]
Bridges by angelbunnycakes reviews
She was a young university student. He was Tokyo's respected Chief of Police. Their lives follow two different orbits, constantly in motion, never touching. But when their worlds collide, the unlikely duo find themselves fighting a battle that questions their very existence. Is there such thing as destiny, or are we all doomed to fail? femNaru/Sasu. Ratings may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Reborn at Hogwarts by phoenixyfriend reviews
Honestly, none of them expected the dimension to collapse, other than Hidan. None of them expected to be reborn, with memories fully intact, in a different dimension. None of them expected to learn magic in this new world. None of them expected anything that happened. But it did.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,486 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Akatsuki
Ascend by Sythe reviews
The Queen of Blades isn't someone a five years old child can easily forget, selective amnesia or not. As Naruto grows up, it becomes harder and harder to make out where she ends and he begins. The gift she leaves in his body doesn't exactly escape the notice of the ninja world either. Mild Starcraft 1 & 2 crossover. Infested Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,675 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Artist and the Faker by Agitated Animator reviews
When the Einzberns summon a different Servant for the 5th War, Shirou Emiya winds up summoning the Red Saber from Fate/Extra. With this Servant by his side, Shirou's in for a Grail War unlike any other. Done as a response to The Infamous Man's challenge.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Shirō E.
Full Circle by GaleSynch reviews
AR: A circle has no end, war and hate had no end either; Sasuke and Naruto embodied the never-ending sequence. So why was it so much of a surprise when the clan heirs found themselves in the bodies of infants in two different, warring clans in the time before Konoha's birth, and at the start of everything? NaruSasu/FemSasu. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,752 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U.] Hashirama S.
Rise of the Uchiha by AlphaEph19 reviews
One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 348,475 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Another Chance by xXTheWingedOneXx reviews
In which six shinobi are reborn to aid the current generation in their coming battles, hopefully to stop the end of the world. Uchiha Madara is unamused when he is chosen as one of the seven, especially when he's one of three who ends up in Konohagakure. Well, it's not like he had a choice; meanwhile Mito just wants to save her village and correct her mistakes. Being Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,873 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U.
Bone of Contention (Old) by Tsume Yuki reviews
They'd been told how difficult living in the clan wars had been, and of course, little Naruto hadn't believed a word of it. Until she was thrown back in time. In a twelve year old body and now the only Jinchuriki around, Naruto quickly learns the meaning of being a clanless ninja in a world of war. FemNaru Female Naruto time-travel REWRITE NOW UP ON PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,880 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Naruto U., Madara U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S.
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 328,813 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Asura's Will by Angelbloodlover reviews
Naruto didn't believe what she was seeing-there in front of her was a mini-Hashirama and an unconscious mini-Madara, bleeding to death. And Kurama's laughter didn't help either in this matter. Why oh why did she get thrown back in time?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Naruko U.
The Other Side by Makkoska reviews
When it's all over, Madara has the chance to try to make better choices – trying again and again until he gets them right. What he missed in life, he can now make up for in death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] Izuna U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Aventure by Aisu-c0de reviews
She's the King of the Swords. He's the strongest man of the district. She was just cleaning a mess she walked pass, and he was only seeking a cure for his boredom. But... /AU, Highschool setting/R&R?
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,312 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Saber, Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon
Obito's life by Angelbloodlover reviews
What if Obito was a female Uchiha, stuck in a team with Minato Namikaze as her sensei and Kakashi Hatake and Rin Nohara as her team mates? How would the team dynamics be with a female Obito? Would history change? Or would it repeat all over again? Female!Obito!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,610 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Kakashi H., Kurenai Y., Minato N.
This Sucks by Faust VII reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
four times Madara wants to kill Tobirama (and one time he doesn't) by grassyhyuuga reviews
"If Uchiha Madara loved his brother any less, he would be a dead man."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
WoaWS: Akatsuki's Crimson Princess by EDelta88 reviews
Years ago Konoha went too far and created the very demon they feared only for it do disappear a short time later. Now it's the beginning of the Chunnin Selection Exam, teams from all over have come, even one from the elusive Akatsuki organization Fem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruko U., Madara U.
Phantasy by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,287 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Sinking Stones by Scathach24 reviews
Madara is born a girl. This is how it plays out. (Hashimada) (At least a three-shot.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S.
More Shocking Than Lightning by Mayomay reviews
At war, it was seen disgraceful for women to be among the men in the battlefield So Madara and Izuna fake their gender in order to protect their clan. HashiMada and TobiIzu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,019 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Madara's Grandson by YamiNaruto reviews
"I promise you... anyone who will get in our way of peace, will be crushed!" The son of Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina… and the Legacy of Uchiha Madara… Semi-Dark Naruto. This is my new version, so Please re-read story from the start.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,166 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Women of War by phoenixyfriend reviews
They were just a four-man team hired to help train the new recruits, right? Except, no, there weren't four men, as the name implied. Two were women, and cared less and less about hiding their superiority every passing day. Vignettes
Crossover - Mulan & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Sakura H., Tenten, Sasuke U., Lee R.
Prince of Demonbeasts by Cosmicgiraffe reviews
"Why did he look upon the GSA so highly? Did he really believe they were fighting for justice? While they saved the lives of all other races, they murdered his kind upon sight... and it was the pain and suffering of demonbeasts that bled upon battlefields..." Meta Knight's personal fight for glory and honor... all the while, struggling to hang on to his past...
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,232 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Meta-Knight
Ginsa no Naruko by Cuius of Caelum reviews
Naruko always loved silver. So when she discovered a silver mine and learned she could manipulate the silver through her magnetic chakra and use it as protection she was naturally very happy...Naruko/Gaara. Jiton (Magnet Release) Naruko. Rated M for possible lemons, language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Gaara, Naruko U.]
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,264 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
Link's Smashing Journal by Linira reviews
Prepare to witness the thoughts of an elite fighter! You are about to delve into the personal writings of everyone's favorite Hylian... too bad the journal's only used to write his opinions about the other smashers... odd, that. Avril555, AKA Nimine54 made m a new cover! Go follow her or something. Don't worry, I haven't abandoned this. Just waiting till I get my copy of Smash U
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Link
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Magical Mayhem by xotakux2002x reviews
Tobi receives an heirloom lamp from his parents, only to find a genie named Zetsu trapped inside. What's the kid to do with his wishes? Get his friends to date! zettobi sasodei kisaita kakuhidan peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,479 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu
But I AM Madara! by Kyong Kybis reviews
13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,345 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
If I Die Young by Sode no Shirayuki1411 reviews
Because while they all did die young they certainly did get a lot done in their lifetimes. AU, crack, angsty, genderbending and completely cannon drabbles on Hashirama, Madara, Tobirama and Izuna. Pairings will be listed at the beginning of each chapter but mostly MadaHashi and TobiIzu. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,631 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S., Izuna U.
Just a Little More Sense by phoenixyfriend reviews
Paris wasn't really the smartest of men. Why not give the choice of the judgement to someone else? One by one, various characters replace him in The Judgment of Paris... and do a rather good job of irritating a trio of self-absorbed goddesses.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Aphrodite, Jashin
Fate: Zero Sanity by X the Reaper reviews
The Fourth Holy Grail War has begun. However, Angra Mainyu has decided to replace some of the Servants with more... interesting characters. Now, Servants, old and new, must battle for the Grail in a war unlike no other. Perhaps, for some, fate can be changed. Inspired by The Infamous Man's Fate: Zero Sense. (Now with its own page on TvTropes!)
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 292,963 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Saber, Kirei K., Kariya M. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Libelle Hall by George deValier reviews
Modern AU. When Roderich Edelstein – student, musician, and reluctant activist – attempts to save a local music hall from destruction, he is not prepared for the conflicting emotions evoked in him by arrogant demolition worker Gilbert Beilschmidt. Gift fic for Kay the Beta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Chasing Yesterday by The King in White reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,292 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U., Hinata H.
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,909 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 5,044 - Follows: 5,493 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Poseidon, Percy J., Amphitrite, Triton
Down the rivers of the windfall light by black.k.kat reviews
Left or right, forwards or back, there's always a choice. Obito chooses to return to Konoha, and the world rearranges itself from there. A series of non-chronological, interconnected shorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,788 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi] Minato N.
Sleeping Butterfly by GaleSynch reviews
Non-Massacre AU; What was supposed to an easy sentry shift for Senju Naruto turned into something much more complicated when he meets Konoha's jinchuriki, Uchiha Sasuke. NaruFemSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Cradle of the Uchiha Clan by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Uchiha Madara devastated the Elemental Nations with his godly Kekkei Genkai: the Sharingan. After the legendary man's death, everyone thought the Sharingan died with him, and no one ever thought that it would once again awaken in an orphanage in Konoha. Watch as Naruto break the curse of hatred and shake the world with his power. Naruto x Fem Sasuke, Powerful Sharingan Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Smash Mansion Chatrooms! by WingedSnagret reviews
Master Hand decided to install computers with built in Internet and chatroom in everyone's dorm, hoping that maybe with the new technology the Smashers would get along better. Of course, these ARE the Smashers we are talking about here...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,558 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012
Transcendence by grassyhyuuga reviews
(Hokage, fire shadow — don't they realise you need one to cast the light, and another to cast the shadow?)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Felo de Se by GaleSynch reviews
AU: FemSasuke. Mokuton!Naruto. All she had was her hate and her memories of the dead until a blundering blonde Senju stumbled into her life. FemSasu/NaruSasu. NaruFemSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,888 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Prince That Got Away by dbsklover reviews
The stories of the girls who could have been Chrom's wife if Robin hadn't showed up. Their story before and after they met Robin. ONE-SHOTS RobinxChrom one-sidedxChrom
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,286 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom - Complete
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 3045 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
White Mourning by Chimuwaku reviews
White is not only the color of purity, but also the color of mourning, and can be tainted, defiled, ruined; it is the color which Hashirama wore proudly, despite every darker patch and crevice of his soul, until white became his curse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] Tobirama S. - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
The Disintegration Mechanism by romantiscue reviews
You will grant him a kunoichi-style execution. One-sided Uchihacest, non-explicit. Darkish. Twisty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Light Before We Land by Felicity Dream reviews
Older Fem!Percy Percy never planned on being a demigod. Now she has a father she doesn't want, answers she needs, and trying to understand her purpose in life now. And also, Poseidon isn't just the god of the sea. Older age makes one bitter, but earning her loyalty equals beyond a lifetime of devotion. Massive AU rewrite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,726 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Percy J.
Clash of Prophecies by Dyani91 reviews
Madara Uchiha in a desperate bid to save his sanity after the foundation of Konoha goes to the wizarding world. he leaves a set of descendants there. Harry Potter is born last of the Outland Uchiha. What happens when two prophecies clsah. will they change the fabric of reality as we know it. Smart Harry, Smart Naruto, confused Sasuke. pos. Sakura and Hermione bashing Manip dumbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,429 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013
Uchiha Sasuke, Professional Chastity Belt by black.k.kat reviews
The life and times of Uchiha Sasuke, Pervert Buster and Defender of Uchiha Obito's Innocence, and his prank-master sidekick, Uzumaki Naruto. Follows here's my heart (you can break it).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.] [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Weakness is Ugly by Arachnian reviews
Fight Fic between Madara and Gilgamesh. Not meant to be taken seriously, this is a plot-less oneshot I wrote just so I could see two of the most ridiculously overpowered characters in modern anime fight each-other. Brief cameo appearances by characters from Bioshock Infinite, Hellsing, and Carnival Phantasm.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Madara U., Gilgamesh - Complete
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with. SasuNaru in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi, Madara U. - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 5,904 - Follows: 6,723 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Under the Rainbow by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
An almost romance, told in perfect 250 word segments. Under normal circumstances Korea would have never given Belarus, or anyone other than China, a second glance. Under normal circumstances Belarus would have never even considered a life outside the iron wall. But the Cold War is anything but normal circumstances and normal isn't really making sense anymore. Korea/Belarus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 11/5/2011 - South Korea, Belarus
My Hairpins are Sharper Than Your Battle Fan by thirdmetaphor reviews
Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Madara U., Mito U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
here's my heart (you can break it) by black.k.kat reviews
Itachi and Madara massacre the clan, but they miss one member. Obito, loyal Konoha ANBU and disowned Uchiha, suddenly finds himself out of the organization that's been his life for eight years and raising a traumatized, orphaned child. Kakashi helps. Or watches and plays the smartass, it's a bit of a tossup. KakaObi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Redemption by Silverlight10243 reviews
When Sasuke's long lost sister, aka Sue Uchiha shows up during a Team 7 gathering, Sakura cleanses that ridiculous misconception of her being useless by eliminating an atrocious Mary Sue. Sue is inspired by 'Enoby' Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way from My Immortal. Mary-Sue bashing. Sakura glorification.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai, OC
Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,535 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
The Kitsune's Curse by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
A thousand years ago, love was found, a wedding planned, and a murder was committed; since that day, Konohagakure was cursed in recompense till that murdered soul was born again. SasuFemNaru. Kitsune/Japanese Folklore Influence. Angsty-Twisted-Style Happy Ending. CHARACTER DEATHS PLURAL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,081 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.]
Misplaced Time, Misplaced Body by Riddle7777 reviews
Naruto had expected a rude awakening. Who wouldn't when they were using a heretofore untried time travel jutsu made up by a desperate biju on the fly? So he had been expecting things to go wrong…but not so wrong as to end up in Madara Uchiha's body at the as yet unnamed Valley of the End!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Naruto U., Hashirama S.
Mary-Sue Bashing by Silverlight10243 reviews
Miss Perfect Mary-Sue enters an Akatsuki meeting and captivates all of the male members with her unfaltering beauty. Konan isn't going to sit there idly and allow this tragedy to ensue. What the title says: Mary-Sue Bashing. One shot. Complete, utter nonsense. Rated T for Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Konan, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Chasing Yesterday by GaleSynch reviews
AU: "Make me fall for you one more time, Perseus Jackson."—Percy lost the 2nd Titan War, yet when the possibility of a second chance comes from the lips of his lover, his battles begin anew. Time Travel. Fem!Luke. Lercy and Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,348 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - [Luke C., Percy J., Annabeth C.]
Bullying Naruto by Silverlight10243 reviews
The Uzumaki clan decides to gang up on Naruto on the matter of his hair color, which Naruto is completely oblivious about, yet once an argument initiates between the Uzumaki's, it's bound to get out of hand. Crack. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U., Karin, Kushina U., Mito U.
365 by pgasniper reviews
365, the amount of days in a year. Read as the Smashers live and try to survive the year in Smashville, after all that should be easy enough, right? A story spanning the whole year. Mayor Crazy Hand is sick of his job and goes to find the perfect replacement: some random person off of the street. Also, war has been declared on Smashville.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 264 - Words: 477,015 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 12/31/2008
Yes brother, it IS me! by Silverlight10243 reviews
As a last resort, Sasuke Uchiha is forced to abide to Hashirama's ridiculous plans of convincing Madara that, yes, indeed, he is Izuna. Who knew the consequences were so large? A cracky, alternative intake on chapter 661. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
Ghosts by PikaCheeka reviews
Tobirama reflects on the ambiguously parasitic relationship between Madara and his brother in various stages of life after VotE as he comes to realize that sometimes, the dead are not as dead as they first appear. He is haunted by ghosts. Minor HashiMada/MadaHashi, even more minor TobiMito. T for violence, character death, a sexual reference, language, angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
A Winter Betrayal by PikaCheeka reviews
When Madara confronts Hashirama at the first snowfall, it's hardly for what Hashirama might expect. Pre-Konoha, post-Mangekyou. MadaHashi (or HashiMada).
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Moments by momoxtoshiro reviews
A compilation of short drabbles about Kirito and Asuna during some of the simplest of times, which also prove to be some of the most important.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 131,008 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Change of Fate by Pen of Silver reviews
"He killed himself that day. He killed his first love, his father, and his morals, to save the lives of everyone on that island. So then I ask you once more, will you allow Emiya Kiritsugu, heir to the Emiya Clan, to become a executor?" One choice, one change, a different future, a different war. Fate Zero AU.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,380 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Saber, Kiritsugu E.
I AM the straightest! by Silverlight10243 reviews
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the straightest of them all? Obito believes that he is, the other members of his clan don't quite agree. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi, Madara U. - Complete
King of Fakers by PrinceofUruk reviews
Yo chapter 10 is up, that is all. The Golden King of Heroes finds a young red haired boy in the wreckage of the fire...there was something special about him...maybe just maybe... AU Shirou. Enjoy. Rate. Review. The King demands you do!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,786 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Gilgamesh, Shirō E.
A Unknown Future by SimGurl reviews
After being chosen by Shinigami to change the future, Madara sets out on his second chance in life. This time around will be even harder than last time, now that he has an overly hyper descendant to care for and train.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,982 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Forget Me Not by angelbunnycakes reviews
Naruto leaves on an important ANBU mission that goes horribly wrong, and she does not return until many years later. But things have changed since her absence. She suddenly finds herself living in Sasuke's house and ends up taking care of his kids. Will these two finally come to love each other, or has Sasuke been forgotten from Naruto's heart? FemNaru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,949 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Old Rhymes by Juliedoo reviews
And all the king's horses and all the king's men (she couldn't be put back together again). fem!Shisui/Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Gilgamesh tries his Hand at by darkeldar reviews
The King of Heroes is bored, and all the world is his for enjoyment, as long as fakers and mongrels don't ruin his fun. A Carnival Phantasm-esque story from the perspective of Gilgamesh as he enjoys everyday life.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,540 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Gilgamesh
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Carnival Frenzy by The Infamous Man reviews
The stories Fate:Zero Sense and Fate:Stay Away are ones of comedy, drama and character development. All brought upon by the simple change of having all the Servants but Saber being a part of modern media. However, let us forget the latter two and let the characters have fun! Join this carnival and leave all seriousness at the door!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,287 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012
Fanaa by Chiyoko11 reviews
After his conversation with Sasuke, Hashirama can't stop thinking about the past and all the events that have lead up to the confrontation he is about to face against his first love. As he stands atop his stone face monument he remembers and contemplates his history with madara and the details he neglected to tell Sasuke. Hashimada, Fem!Madara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S.
Three Generations of Brunettes and Redheads by phoenixyfriend reviews
Because reincarnation likes to mess with people, and crack likes to play around even more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Fate: The Original Heroes by Merciful Idiot reviews
And so it was that before the house of heaven, Gilgamesh and Enkidu met for the first time. For the two whom were fated to become the greatest of allies, they began as the greatest of foes. May be a little long.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Gilgamesh
HashTag by phoenixyfriend reviews
"Tag, you're it!" Hashirama liked this game.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eighteenth Charm by Akatsuki210 reviews
Even the firebird needs a sturdy tree to come home to. One shot, HashiMada, manga spoilers. Written for PikaCheeka's contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Replacement by GaleSynch reviews
AU, She laughs bitterly, her voice catching in a sob, her pale eyes looking at anywhere but him. "I... I guess I should've known from the very beginning. Whenever we're together, he's never seeing me, he always sees her." One-shot, complete. NaruFemSasu. Slight KibaHina. Onesided HinaNaru. 17/100. One of Felo de Se's side-ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
The Shark and Sadist by xotakux2002x reviews
There is a certain balance between the sadistic Itachi and his partner Kisame. One day, the balance is altered, and frustration/terror/hilarity ensues. Horror fic, kisaita, rated for gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors by Lucillia reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Izuna U.
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hashirama S., Naruto U., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Holding Back the Sea by rgm0005 reviews
Chiron always said there would be legends about him one day. He hadn't thought that would result in him fighting to the death with other Heroes, though. PJO/F/SN
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,821 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Percy J., Saber
Clever Green by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Lily was a brilliant woman, but everyone has secrets. Lily was smart enough to prepare for every eventuality and was willing to do anything to ensure her son was safe. Even if it meant letting out a secret she took to the grave...the truth was James was not the best husband and Lily was not the most faithful wife. Sherlock never thought the title, dad suited him but Father was fine
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4072 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 3,311 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Love the Babysitter by HappyOwl reviews
Annabeth Chase needs money and Sally Jackson needs a babysitter to look after her two young children, Polly and Tyson. So Sally hires Annabeth. But what happens when Percy Jackson, the eldest son, meets Annabeth? Percabeth, Thalico, and more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,809 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Oto Vs Akatsuki by xotakux2002x reviews
Second part of the Akatsuki saga. A new gang has come to town, and threatens the supremacy of the Akatsuki. sasodei kisaita kakuhidan zettobi peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Creating Akatsuki by xotakux2002x reviews
The first story in the Akatsuki saga, wherein they all come together. Mayhem naturally ensues. AU, kisaita sasodei zettobi kakuhidan peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
The Box by xotakux2002x reviews
What's in the box? What's in the box! That's what the Akatsuki wants to know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,145 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 3,791 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Look at the bright side by luck7to8 reviews
Madara was giving him one of those glares and the Senju sighed. "What did he do this time?" "This," the Uchiha pointed at Tobirama's headband, "I found in Izuna's house. Now, tell me how it got there." Everything always was upon Hashirama... Hashimada, Tobizuna
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,716 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Fair's fair by Solara Myles reviews
After the disastrous chunin exams it wasn't Sasuke that left the Hidden Leaf in search of power. Instead, Naruto, in a fit pain and rage after learning that Sasuke got all the credit, again, leaves the village vowing on his Ninja Way to never let Sasuke achieve his dream of killing his older brother. After all Sasuke stole his dream so it was only fair. Start from Konohamaru's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,670 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wisteria by Gone-15535 reviews
Even if Madara Uchiha wore that mask – that of a merciless killer, of a vicious demon – and no one else bothered to crack it, Hashirama Senju could see right through it; he himself wore that same exact mask, and he knew its weight. So Hashirama tries reaching him, but there's a problem: Madara does not want to be reached. HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,561 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Ruby Throat by hmmingbird reviews
Love fell into his lap at the most inopportune moment. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,377 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Sherlock's Trick by Alice Bekett reviews
Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shinobi Clan Wars by adrien skywalker reviews
REPOSTED! All Naruto did was to try and use a forbidden technique to beat Madara, but now, he is stuck in the time of the Clan wars, and also, he has somehow managed to become the center piece of a power struggle between the Uchiha and the Senju Clans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,332 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Tōka S., Madara U.
Break Myself by Colt reviews
Percy struggles after the prophecy, and Nico struggles with some personal problems while trying to help his friend, that has to remain ONLY a friend. PercyxNico, but very, very slow-building. No OCs. BOOK-verse. language/later hints to Mature content
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,739 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
The Prince of Swords by ToumaFF reviews
Kazuto was always exceptionally talented, but limited by his own idea of kindness. Having been corrected at an early age, he excels through life without much of a purpose. Now trapped in a rather gruesome death game of his own choice, he will attempt to break though it as Kirito, the famed Prince of Swords. Kirito/Multi
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 146,691 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 2,761 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
Lily of the Lamplight by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Austrian musician Roderich and German soldier Gilbert are forced into an army prison unit and a fight for survival on the Russian Front. But in the midst of blood and death and hell on earth, how long can they fight their desire for each other?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,329 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Interest by Religion0 reviews
It was rare for women to interest him, this so-called 'King of Knights', however, did just that. /Fate/Zero verse/Collection/Rated for safety/Uncertain of genre/
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Gilgamesh, Saber - Complete
Avalon by SnowyRefuge reviews
The picture of beauty. His own Avalon, in a way, and something that he would never be able to hold any closer than this, for she would defy him until the very bitter end. He supposed that there were simply some things in this world that you could never have. And maybe, just maybe, that's what made them so beautiful.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Gilgamesh, Arturia Pendragon - Complete
Uphill and Against the Wind by formaldehyde.corruption reviews
A series of encounters over the years leave Percy Jackson desperately in love with Apollo, the Sun God, but when Hera switches her with Jason Grace, Percy is left in New Rome with only the vague memory of a boy that almost seems to glow gold. Fem!Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,305 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Apollo, Percy J.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Chrom & Frederick's C Support - Extended Edition by AuraChannelerChris reviews
The what-if scenario if Chrom couldn't manage to take down the mentally-scarring posters across the whole camp in time before anybody could see them. WARNING: Contains spoilers for all the characters that join the army before the final battle, not including SpotPass & DLC characters. It does not include heavy plot-related points.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Chrom, Frederick - Complete
Incandescence by PennyOfTheWild reviews
[In some ways, he isn't older than him in the slightest.] Tobirama, Hiruzen, and the things Hiruzen learned from his sensei without Tobirama realizing it. AU, Kinship-verse, Hiruzen narrates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Hiruzen S., Izuna U., Tobirama S. - Complete
A Reasonable Choice by sinemoras09 reviews
An arranged marriage. Female Hashirama/Madara. AU. Remix fic of the fic, Birdsong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Birdsong by sinemoras09 reviews
All these bonds are broken. Female Hashirama/Madara, Tobirama. Spoilers for chapter 625
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Kinship by PennyOfTheWild reviews
[And so it begins.] Tobirama Senju makes a friend. Founders. In which Izuna dies much later, and so although Hashirama Senju becomes Hokage, Madara Uchiha does not mind so much.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Hiruzen S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Indefinite Articles by Catching Tomorrow reviews
When Gilbert Beillschmidt is forced into the position of editor of the Gakuen Gazette, he faces two seemingly insurmountable challenges. 1. To raise the sales of the newspaper enough to make it self-sufficient. 2. Accomplish 1 while working alongside the insufferable gossip columnist Elizabeta Héderváry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Throne with Two Kings by kerosama1994 reviews
The Holy Grail was as twisted as it was omnipotent, and it definitely has a penchant for warping people's wishes. The King of Knights didn't exactly get what he wished for, nope, not at all. But as he stared at the mad red eyes which met his gaze defiantly, he found that he could probably live with that. Male!Saber X Fem!Gilgamesh.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Gilgamesh, Saber - Complete
Konoha Pranksters Through the Ages by Demon Flame reviews
Like any village there are bound to be a handful of people who are crafty and mischievous enough to want to share their humor with others. Because It's a village of shinobi means it all the more interesting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
The Bad Touch Trio & the Goblet of Hilarity by K.Henderson reviews
Hogwarts meets Hetalia! A bit of Gender bending, romantic drama and a dash of another fandom equals crazy amounts of weird! Too hilarious not to check out! Castiel chapter has now been moved to its own one shot!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,543 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Prussia
cathexis by Chronomentrophobia reviews
All myths have a source.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Madara U. - Complete
Atonement by Audemed reviews
In the interests of anonymity, I will only say that I work in the mental health-care department of Konoha. Things being as they are in a shinobi village, we get more than our fair share of strange patients; one of them specifically has been on my mind lately. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Amaranth by flammabellum reviews
(One-shot; Complete) (HashiMada) "For Love is Immortality."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Those Isles Of Yours by Urau reviews
AU: Female Sasuke. A love story tainted by blood and gore and twisted time is still a love story. Just as long as both parties still care. Time-travel. MadaSasu. Fem SasuMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,347 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Madara U., Sasuke U.
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Such Little Words that Changed the World by PikaCheeka reviews
Nine moments in the lives of Hashirama and Madara when a few simple words changed the course of history, portraying the eternity of heroes. Mild HashiMada,. Pre-618 spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Holy Mother of Five Hour Energy! by Epic Hero Laugh reviews
Where does America get his energy? 5-hour energy is the secret to his success. So of course, he has to get the other nations to try it out, as well as the new and experimental 12-hour energy. With the help of Tony's invisible cameras, what did America get in terms of blackmail? Brace yourself, the bottles are drained. HELP! Crack...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,839 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012
The Shadow Of A Flash by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
The only thing Naruto hated more than the whispering behind his back was trying to live in his father's shadow. Sometimes, just sometimes, he wondered what life would be like if his father had sealed the Kyuubi instead of the Sandaime. AU. Minato lives. Quiet Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,403 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Hetalia Fairy Tales by Kitty-Kat Allie reviews
Each chapter will be a fairy tale from Grimm, Anderson, Chinese folktales, etc. They will also feature a new pairing s in every chapter. Includes: magical Gilbird, faerie Arthur, multi-ships of every sexual orientation, cavity-inducing fluff, and no smut. Spamano in every chapter in some form and importance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,324 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Spades by simplytrop reviews
When Alfred, an archaeology student, stumbles upon a sleeping man in the ruins of an old castle, he finds himself accidentally married to the Queen of Spades. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,487 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
Preussenlied by Catching Tomorrow reviews
When you represent the awesome nation of Prussia, life's difficult enough without a certain Hungarian complicating things even further. But through centuries of blood and tears, something just keeps pulling them back together whether they like it or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,395 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Optimal by Sarah1281 reviews
Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The King's Advice by Lord Machiavelli's Understudy reviews
Before the Grail War even began, Shirou met a proud woman in the park. Little did he know that this innocuous encounter would mark the beginning of a great tale of adventure, heroism, and perhaps, if he is very lucky, a little romance. (Female Gilgamesh)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Gilgamesh, Shirō E.
No humble mortal ever matched these eyes by toitsu reviews
Life of Uchiha Madara, the girl. The clan disapproves. Misogyny and defying the imposed limits. I'm experimenting a little here. Any kind of feedback is appreciated. Some HashiMada but not the point of this piece.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Madara U. - Complete
Most Precious Treasure by Blade of Hellfire reviews
After the last Holy Grail War, Gilgamesh finds himself discovering just what makes treasure precious, and just what exactly precious treasure truly is to him. The greatest treasures that he would let no one else have, was his precious lioness cuddling his two cubs. Yes, even if everything else was taken from him, he'd be satisfied with just them. GilgameshxSaber.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Saber, Gilgamesh - Complete
Sunlight by sinemoras09 reviews
A perfect world. Kakashi, Obito. post-612.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Stargazing by xMad.Hatterx007 reviews
In Valhalla, it is considered good maners to watch the Goddess release a Puella Magi, but everyone watches as she brings the oldest of the Magical Girls, Akemi Homura, home.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Homura A., Madoka K. - Complete
Wedding Dress by Sakura Lisette reviews
ModernAU. South KoreaxBelarus. He never imagined that after all he had given her, it would come to this. Based on the song by Taeyang.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2012 - South Korea, Belarus
The Tiger and the Dragon by George deValier reviews
Human AU. Awkward, average chef Yao Wang is sick of being thought of as boring and predictable. When he meets the enigmatic and slightly unnerving Ivan Braginski, Yao is immediately captivated. As he falls deeper it becomes apparent just how dangerous Ivan really is… but Ivan is just as smitten, and Yao may be too in love to care about the consequences…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Russia, China
Annoying Mary-Sue by Akira Amber reviews
Itachi has an annoying encounter with a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Half a Millennium by dreams.of.destiny reviews
A slow-paced but quickly-written piece of work with slightly-interconnected stories of about two thousand words featuring Japan and China, presented in chronological order. Fifty short segments of time; two nation-peoples; one world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,963 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Japan, China
Akatsuki in my House by Gone-15535 reviews
"So you meet a senile old lady who gives you a star-shaped diamond and when you get home it randomly explodes, makes a portal and sucks us in, transporting us here, yeah? Did I get that right?" - "Y-yes." - "You think we're stupid, yeah?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,810 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Akatsuki, Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke has a sister by Gone-15535 reviews
On an unfortunate afternoon, Sasuke and others discover the odd phenomenon in fanfiction in which an author randomly inserts a younger sibling into his family for... no apparent reason. Having grown sick of fanfiction authors and their shenanigans, he decides to write a letter. For fun and boredom! Short, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 8,827 - Follows: 3,355 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Does My Butt Look Fat In This Armor? by Iroka reviews
A man should always do what a woman wants, even if that means dressing up in each other's clothes. MadaMito. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Madara U., Mito U. - Complete
The Elastic Clause by infinite vertigo reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Mrs Jamie Watson Holmes by Pretentious Procrastinator reviews
Fem!John and Johnlock. Sherlock is injured and the NSY team are baffled when a woman shows up claiming to be his wife... Pre-Study in Pink
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waking Up To You by momoxtoshiro reviews
"You should have been more careful...Didn't you say you were going to protect the person closest to you?"/\\\ "I don't like that. Why do Mama and Papa have to get hurt even when they sleep?"/\\\ "Who would ever guess The Lightning Flash was scared of thunder?" KazutoxAsuna fluff warning.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] - Complete
Naruto: Madara's Blessing by Hiyuusha reviews
The real Madara Uchiha was watching the events of the Kyuubi attack unfold. Learning that an imposter was using his name and identity, he made his way inside Naruto's body, where he would wait for revenge. NarutoXHarem Challenge by Challenger. Not Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,741 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Blue, White, Red by George deValier reviews
Human AU. 1777; The American Revolutionary War. Three times, American rebel Alfred Jones meets British soldier Arthur Kirkland. One blue; one white; one red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's All So Wrong by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are all in High School, and yet one person remembers their lives as shinobi. They are different, so different, but so the same. This person only wants to bring back the memories of the people he calls family. This person wants to bring back the memories, because it's just all so wrong, but yet so right. A twist on the classic Akatsuki High School AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
Fly Away by LeilaEditer reviews
"We all have that one friend, the one who completes who you are and makes your life whole... I had a friend like that. His name was Link." World-reknowned medical scientist Zelda Harkinian has just discovered a cure for cancer. While the rest of the world thinks of her success, her amazing miracle drug, she thinks of him and what she couldn't do to save him...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Festival of Flowers by Obsessed-Language-Freak reviews
Alone in a strange land, Yao was placed under the supervision and care of its seemingly very distant Crown Prince, Kiku Honda. But like a blossoming flower, with the right conditions, everything that Yao presumes is turned upside-down. AU; Yao/Kiku.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,548 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [China, Japan] - Complete
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fate:Zero Sense by The Infamous Man reviews
In the beginning of the Fourth Holy Grail War, seven Masters summoned their Servants to fight. However with the exception of one, six Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Waver V. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Strangers by Siarc reviews
And she was okay with this, okay with him. Even if she didn't know who he was. Fem!Ita/Kisa, slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Body Double by Skyward Princess of Time reviews
When the King of Hyrule arranges a marriage for Hyrule's greatest hero, Zelda decides to interfere. Post-OoT, Zelink. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4052 - Favs: 5,571 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Tamed by claudeath17 reviews
After an afternoon with friends, Saber found herself in an unfamiliar mansion own by none other than the son of the most influential family in their country. Gilgamesh, tired of watching her loitering around with "peasants" had finally made his move. What will become of her?
Fate/stay night - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Saber, Gilgamesh - Complete
Glass Chains by Aisu-c0de reviews
Chapter 2 : But that little, shiny, golden, and standing thing was really annoying, so she was just… well, you know, getting rid of it. / Twoshot / Fate/Zero/Stay Night; AU-ish / GilgameshXSaber /
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Gilgamesh, Saber - Complete
A Life Anew by Trinkets for Tall Tales reviews
Zelda, the Heroine of Time, is sent to relive her childhood by Prince Link after the events of Ocarina of Time. However, as she grows up a second time, she finds herself falling hopelessly in love with the prince as she lives her new and quiet life as a silent peasant girl. Post Ocarina of Time with spoilers for the game. Link/Zelda; Role-Reversal.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,439 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Salvation by infinite vertigo reviews
AU "What's this?" "Tapes of reasons for why Deidara found it so hard to keep living." After a failed suicide attempt by Deidara, all Sasori has to understand why and salvage him is a bundle of tapes... that he isn't supposed to have. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,415 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 270 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Littlest Kaguya by phoenixyfriend reviews
...is going to get stabbed for being a Mary Sue. Also for instigating massive and terrible damage to people's IQs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
Yolk by romantiscue reviews
The sealing of Kyuubi did not go as expected. Now there is something else inside the village. Something terrible and unnatural, vaguely in the shape of a small blond boy. Currently a one-shot, will be added to later. Drabble-ish format.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Scorpion's Masterpiece by Knightmare Gundam of Ni reviews
Fan Sequel to Scorpion's Disciple. Three years have passed, and life in Konoha has returned to normal. However, just off the coast of the Land of Fire, Naruto has become something more than human, and has plans for Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,256 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Importance of Proper Communication by Moczo reviews
As Caster's ultimate attack commences, Tokiomi and Kariya confront each other on the field of battle. The resulting confrontation, however, is a bit... off...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tokiomi T., Kariya M. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,552 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brat by xotakux2002x reviews
In the wake of a mission gone wrong, Deidara is left with a chibi nightmare for a partner. Light sasodei at the end, mostly shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
The Incredibly Ridiculous Mission by xotakux2002x reviews
When Pein decides to leave the base for a bit and go on a mission, only terrible things can follow! Usual implied Akatsuki pairings, but mostly utter nonsense
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Pain/Pein
Frailty by shooting-stetsons reviews
Sequel to War Games and A Study in Lullabies. It's time for The Game to begin...NOW COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,428 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Catching Up by Klavieres reviews
Naruto has had enough of Madara's seemingly infinite source of power, and finally calls him out on it. In the middle of the battle field, no less. It's a wonder Gaara hasn't strangled him yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Lazarus by Jacquzy reviews
Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The Man with the Golden Hair by N.V.9 reviews
Madara and Izuna are twin boys that live with their Mommy, their Grandparents, their Uncle Itachi and his switching fiancees. The only thing missing is their Daddy but on this vacation, they plan to bring him home. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Madara U., Izuna U. - Complete
Of Ponies and Edelweiss by George deValier reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt is not, generally speaking, a romantic man. Which makes his behaviour this particular Valentine's Day a little odd for Roderich to understand… Gift fic for TCTBS; spin-off of 'La Patisserie de la Rose.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Camera Confessions by pinksnowboots reviews
Elizabeta has cameras in her house to catch any yaoi action. Instead she gets a very honest Prussia who would rather talk about his feelings indirectly.PruHun, other pairings mentioned. Human and country names used. Complete, including both Glee omakes!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,100 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Europe's Skies by anchorise reviews
Elizaveta stepped back, taking a picture of Gilbert staring at the city below in awe. "I officially welcome you to Budapest, Hungary!" Gilbert decides to take a semester of studying in Hungary where he meets the his Hungarian beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Leave Out All the Rest by anicol reviews
The past will always make the present. A fic about Uchiha Fugaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Fugaku U. - Complete
Merely A Minor Position by Sarah1281 reviews
A chance observation from Sherlock leads John to finally figure out exactly what position Mycroft holds in the British Government. Naturally, he's shocked that Sherlock didn't know. Even more naturally, Sherlock himself couldn't care less.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
War Games by shooting-stetsons reviews
Previously titled Life Not to Scale. Sequel to A Study in Lullabies. A series of scenes from TBB in the same universe. Features Girl!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,322 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In The Name Of by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Slowly, Sasuke forgets what 'living' is. Oneshot. Post-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Mary Sue by Hiyuusha reviews
Many readers enjoy a good fanfiction. But there is a threat always looming amongst its pages… that's right. You know it, I know it, and we all fear it. Yes, I speak of the Mary Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Soulmate by Teenage Mouse reviews
Twelve year old Arthur decides to try a spell to find out the identity of his soulmate. Hints at USUK in the future, but they're just kids at the moment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/13/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dearly Beloved by CerealK reviews
Three years have not robbed Sasuke of the desire to ram something sharp and pointy through his ex-husband Uzumaki Naruto. But when fate throws the blond back into his path Sasuke begins to remember all the reasons he'd married the man in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,955 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Momma Told Me by DeviWan reviews
When Kisame was old enough to understand why he didn't have friends at school, his momma held him tight and said that he was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen. He didn't believe her at the time. He wished he could see what she saw. Kisa/Ita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
Funayuurei by Akatsuki210 reviews
Danzou sits in his darkened house, listening for a knock on his door that he hopes will never come. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Danzō S., Shisui U. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 3,271 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Study in Lullabies by shooting-stetsons reviews
Girl!Sherlock/John. When John Watson moved into 221B, it wasn't just with a mad detective. It was with a mad detective and her baby. What on earth was he thinking?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Oh God, Get Me Out! by Triangular Prism reviews
Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
Go Google It by Lithium Suicide reviews
This was the first and last time Luka would try internet dating.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Five Men Sherlock Dated by shooting-stetsons reviews
and the one who was there long after they had gone. Girl!Sherlock/John; warnings for violence
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Day One by PureWaterLily reviews
It takes only a second to establish the order of hierarchy. Vague KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Loyalty by Starstilettos reviews
Little did the Galaxy Soldier Army know that their newest recruit had a dark secret that might either destroy or save them. Whom is Meta loyal to? And how far does his loyalty go?
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,099 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Meta-Knight - Complete
Icha Icha vs the Romance Novel by Lucillia reviews
A student tries to write a paper comparing and contrasting Romance Novels with the genre from which the Icha Icha series comes, but the characters and a novelist hijack the show.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Akatsuki for President by gonyonomaru reviews
Have you ever wondered what the USA would be like if the Akatsuki members came to power?It would be quite interesting... They are, after all, S-Ranked criminal ninjas. Will America ever be the same? Each character gets their own chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
Catch You, Catch Me by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
The Ferret and the Weasel by Phoenix Soar reviews
Draco Malfoy will do anything to win over Harry Potter's heart, even if it means having to "befriend" Ron Weasley first. Too bad his new attitude and attempts to get close to Ron keep giving the red-head constant heart attacks ... Implied Draco/fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Draco M., Ron W.
Angel Wings by twilitprincess reviews
Sequel to Shadow Wings. Meta Knight leaves on a journey to become stronger but when he returns, he finds devastation and a mysterious winged knight at the center of it all. sucky summary...
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009
Military Courtesy by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Hey, Colonel." It just wasn't right that such a peppy and normal salutation should make Roy's instincts surge into survival mode and his fingers itch with the need to reach for his gloves. "What are you up to, Fullmetal?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Uptown Girl by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
Naruto, highest of uptown girls, has been living in a 'white-bread' world for as long as a girl with hot-blood can. Now she's loking for a Downtown man. That would be Sasuke. SasuFemNaru, SuiKarin, ShikaIno, KakaSaku, KibaSai, TenHina, Onesided NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,208 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
A Wild FANFIC Appears! by Mereo Flere reviews
The Holy Grail War is not a Pokemon Battle. That doesn't stop Shirou from pretending that it is, however.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Shirō E., Rin T. - Complete
Denouement by gingeringfigs reviews
As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Mary Sue Alliance by nobody102 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto and Harry Potter, two agents of the Suetopia, travel into elemental nation in Naruto's Borg cube to get Destiny and Suetopia High Command off their backs. There are catgirls and super-saiyan velociraptors in there somewhere, too.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Like Minded by Fabulist reviews
Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
Likeness by Bookwrm389 reviews
One morning mere hours before an inspection, Roy is amazed to receive absolute proof that his young subordinate is growing up. Parental!RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tempest by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed is adamant that he doesn't need a father. And it's only when he's about to lose the closest thing he has to one that he understands how very wrong he is. Parental!RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,575 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4635 - Favs: 4,619 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Fragile Things by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Hawkeye touched the delicate petals with her fingertips, smiling at the light and sweet fragrance. It wasn't in her nature to gush over such a silly gift, but the Elric brothers' thoughtfulness touched her."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Riza H., Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
SSBB Oneshots by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 183 - Words: 146,864 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Anything by mewmewgodess reviews
To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,002 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 4,168 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Five Times Sherlock's Gender Didn't Matter by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for the kinkmeme: girl!Sherlock doesn't buy into stereotypical gender roles, and soon finds that John doesn't either. girl!Sherlock/John at the end.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unorthodox Matchmakers by Phoenix Soar reviews
When Draco Malfoy wished upon the enchanted engagement rings to find him his perfect bride, the very last thing he expected was to end up with a certain Harry Potter - what a way to turn your world upside down ... Draco/fem!Harry, Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 172,692 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
All Hail The Hokage by hewhoistomriddle reviews
What do old soldiers do when the war ends? Hashirama, Madara, Mito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Life aboard the Halberd by Wisecrack Idiots reviews
So what happened to everybody after the credits rolled? Tabuu's dead, and now everybody's best friends and they don't won't to be separated. Where are they all going to stay? Why, on Meta Knight's ship, of course! [Crack, satirical. Read this with a million grains of salt.]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,198 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 3,200 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hide the Stars by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Kisame doesn't deal very well with the fact that Itachi has grown up. Well, that's what anyone with a normal set of morals would say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Taming of the Land of Big Comfy Beds by ckret2 reviews
If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 4,353 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
America Saves the Day and Other Lies by Sleeping Insomniac reviews
In order to make the Allies' meetings go by more smoothly, America does some digging into England's and China's past. He uncovers some surprises in their relationship along the way...with a little help from France. England/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,691 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - China, England/Britain - Complete
12 Days with Naruto by Goldenang reviews
When Naruto decides to woo Sasuke by reenacting the 12 days of Christmas for her, it is a Christmas miracle that he survives to the last day, but will Sasuke actually accept his crazy attempt at love? Narusasu Femsasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,497 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Contractions and Split Infinitives by P.I.D reviews
Rapunzel is intimidated when she is finally given the opportunity to meet other princesses. Mostly humor, but there's some mild romance.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Cursed by Lucillia reviews
Even in his old age, Madara can't escape the Uchiha family curse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
There Must be Something in the Water by p.r. fox reviews
Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guardians of the Seal by Thanathos reviews
When the Shinigami sealed the Kyuubi, there were 3 souls present that had the power to restrain the Kyuubi. These warriors were sealed into Naruto together with the beast. When the villagers awoke it, they awoke as well. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,116 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U.
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shadow Of A Doubt by Bookwrm389 reviews
It was meant to be a simple inspection, but a disturbing dream makes Ed uneasy and fearful. His anxiety intensifies when the mission takes a dangerous turn, putting his and Mustang's lives at risk. Can he hold it together long enough to save them both?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
Time and Tide by The Dragon Mage reviews
The world of shinobi follows certain paths through history; things happen again and again, traditional tragedies. The lovers may be young and foolish, but the love story is as old as Konoha, and just as hard to overthrow. Contains various pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
seven days by Quillslinger reviews
The cruel semantics of absolution. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Be a Vessel by The Dragon Mage reviews
We were given the bare essential's of the Shodaime's wife; Mito, a jinchuuriki, a comfort to the young, frightened Kushina. But what else might she have been? The story of a secret of Konoha's founding. Hashirama/Madara, Tobirama/Mito
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,100 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
His Partner by obsidianLight16 reviews
The man was always hunched- really he ought to sympathize. So why was it that he couldn't help but to take a jab or two to his partner? OOCness all over :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Liebe und Krieg by Lady Charity reviews
During the war, Prussia takes Austria as prisoner. In an attempt to rescue him, Hungary infiltrates Prussia's military to take him down. However, she is torn between her loyalty and love for Austria and the mending relationship between her and Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,133 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Uchihas must be crazy by izunadragoness reviews
Madara goes through the daily stress of being an Uchiha, the clan with the lowest alcohol tolerancy and most stalkers, while simultaneously dealing with the immature S-class criminals known as the Akatsuki. Maybe crossover later. T for safety and Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
Sunrise Over Konoha by The Dragon Mage reviews
"The sun rises, set in its course, and the world changes as it always does." A moment in the life of the First Hokage. Warning: Hashirama/Madara, ridiculous adjectives and haphazard psychological analysis. May contain fluffy, sleeping Uchihas.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Run, My Dear by Esbeth reviews
AU. What if Belarus did not chase Russia, but ran instead? Ivan ruthlessly pursues Natalia with a single-minded intensity to join her under his house. Oh my! RussiaxBelarus. Mature rating in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 180 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/14/2010
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Standards by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Coming of Age by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"Why is there a cake on the front porch and why does it have my name on it?" In which Alphonse is amused, Winry is exasperated, and Edward, apparently, becomes a man...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3436 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 3,423 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Policies by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Roy Mustang blamed it on the Code of Conduct, personally.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Gold From Lead by Bookwrm389 reviews
"There were whispers. There was absolutely no way to stop them. Ed would rip out his spleen if he knew what all those people were insinuating about the two of them." Parental!RoyEd! Get your minds out of the gutter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unorthodox Matchmakers: Draco's Thoughts on Her by Acara Whitefox reviews
Based on Unorthodox Matchmakers by Phoenix Soar. Because all that Potter would ever see when she looked his way was the son of a Death Eater. DracoxFem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Hello Hurricane by Lady Charity reviews
Sequel to "Táncol?" Elizaveta, Ludwig, Francis, and Antonio are forced to watch Gilbert slowly fade away every day. Chapter 18: "This is where the healing begins."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,311 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prussia - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2611 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Only Sasuke by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU: Only Sasuke could make her want to kick him right where it hurts most, and yet still kiss him with all the passion of a thousand burning suns at the same time. Only Sasuke. Che, stupid teme … nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Bet by iTorchic reviews
Flame Bets. They're well known across the country and starts in well known Colonel roy Mustang's office. Come see some of the chaos as the bets unfold! The new bet: Riza Hawkeye can't last a week in a miniskirt. Semi-crack. Rated T. Chaos shall ensue! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Perfume And Earrings by Bookwrm389 reviews
Winry's birthday is coming up, Ed has allergies and Al thinks his brother is in denial. Spring was, indeed, upon them. Contains blatant EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Winry R., Edward E.] Alphonse E. - Complete
You Shall Go To The Ball by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 674 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Heartbeats by Bookwrm389 reviews
"No one knew what to say to the colonel and the lieutenant, the impromptu parents who hadn't even wanted a baby at first. Now it was clear they would have given anything to have that child back." Royai, hinted EdWin and fatherly/brotherly RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/23/2010 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Edward E. - Complete
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 250 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
Chasing Shadows by ncfan reviews
“If this is the afterlife, then why aren’t you in hell?” Itachi only smiles cryptically. Death is a destination, the afterlife a series of paths. Gen. fic, oneshot. Jiraiya, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jiraiya, Itachi U. - Complete
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
The Talk by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
France, Prussia, and Spain decide that it's time to give their little colonies "the talk". This is why these guys should have never been allowed to raise kids...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Prussia, France - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
The Meaning of Sacrifice by CerealK reviews
For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5829 - Favs: 8,966 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Táncol? by Lady Charity reviews
Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Ascetic by Quillslinger reviews
Of roads and repetitions. Uchiha Madara/Senju Hashirama. Madara-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Edward Elric: Storyteller Extraordinaire by Phoenix Soar reviews
-"All right, all right, fine! I'll tell you a bloody bedtime story! Once upon a freakin' time...!"- Alphonse learns that asking an explosive Edward, who is royally pissed off at Colonel Roy Mustang, to tell him a bedtime story is not such a good idea ...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Desaparición by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Romano goes to Spain's house to find that his guardian has disappeared without a trace. #1 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Aftermathematics by Quillslinger reviews
Of destinations, blind fish, and converging vectors. Part two of the Destinations Series. Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Transformation Technique by Lucillia reviews
The Second Hokage invents a certain variant of the Henge and has a rather interesting misadventure that nearly scars him for life. The next person to use it has far more luck with it than he did.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 219 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Balls and Brides by TooDarnLazy reviews
Naruto’s sudden concern over the state of Sasuke’s… stuff… leads to a series of matchmaking dates, which in turn lead Sasuke to realizing just who his ideal bride is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cataracts by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Itachi deals with not only his fading eyesight and deteriorating health, but also how that affects his relationship with Kisame. Not to mention Kisame can be a bit of a well-meaning idiot. Kisa/Ita, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Dancing With the Smashers by Umbreon Mastah reviews
When Master Hand decides to hold a dance...ahem, I mean BALL, Meta Knight is, of course, utterly horrified by the idea. But with his best friend dateless and the ball fast approaching, will he change his mind? Finished!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,378 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Meta Knight, Jigglypuff - Complete
Falling Up to Heaven by R.G. Waffles reviews
He was only trying to find salvation after surving an accident that left him with the loss of a family member and the loss of a limb. Salvation. What he got was a world of twists, a wild ride into darkness, and karma chasing after his every move. No Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 260,318 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hades and Persephone: The Truth by anavihs reviews
My take on an often told story between my favourite two characters form Greek Mythology. There are now lemons in chapters 2 and 4. I hope they do not offend anyone.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
White Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
In the end, the dark knight got the princess and the dragons were overtaken by larger, more terrible dragons. Nine years later, a new cast of knights and princesses and dragons must try to finish what their predecessors couldn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,126 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
The Chrysanthemum by xblkdragonx reviews
Japan wants to reunite with his family but is afraid to do so
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Japan, China - Complete
Six Months by aloxi reviews
The parting of Hades and Persephone always made Zeus uncomfortable.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 161 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2649 - Favs: 3,920 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews
Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Absence by CerealK reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has never spoken to Uchiha Sasuke, but he knows him better than anyone else.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 544 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Shadow Wings by twilitprincess reviews
When everyone finds out about Meta Knight's wings, Dedede wants a new demon beast and Nightmare is ready to take back what is his. But with demons looking for him, and everyone turned against him, Meta Knight just might be losing what hope he has left...
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,622 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Stalker of Stories reviews
Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/8/2009 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tournament of Terror by twilitprincess reviews
The 3rd tournament of SSB started like any other tournament. But as each battle takes place, the loser disappears into darkness and doesn't return. They have no choice but to continue the tournament...but will they survive? Suspense/drama/action/humor/O.O
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,338 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Doll's Dream by Digital Skitty reviews
After unorthodoxly and accidentally receiving a wooden soldier named Sasori, Deidara finds himself stuck in a sickly sweet world of candy and sugary sweets, all somehow due to one Snowflake named Hinata...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] Hinata H. - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Dark Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 515,531 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
Nine Ways Archer's Plans Went Horribly Wrong by Mini Nephthys reviews
Of course, some would say that they weren't very good plans in the first place. Spoilers for UBW and HF. Archer x Rin, mentions of other pairings that disturb Archer greatly.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Archer - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Partners by The Soul Cake Duck reviews
When their partnership began neither Hoshigaki Kisame nor Uchiha Itachi were entirely honest with each other. Itachi grows up in Akatsuki. Kisame deals with his inner sharky nature. Kisa x FemItachi. Slight AU. Crack. Akatsuki spoilers. Bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Inescapable You by Ambivalence reviews
A notsoinnocent prank leaves Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya collared and leashed together for an undeterminable time. Now they must learn to work together without killing each other first. Shounenai, yaoi, SxJ.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,972 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 10/23/2004 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ready, Red by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Lengths by MayaMay reviews
Ever since Itachi’s betrayal, it has become Sasuke’s sole purpose in life to seek vengeance. The Uchiha survivor will go through great lengths in order to fulfill this goal, including masquerading as a boy in order to gain respect. Fem!Sasuke,AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,965 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 5,134 - Follows: 3,285 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Dolly, Darling by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bomber, Baby by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Staple Her Down by ckret2 reviews
A typical day in the life of Konan, a typical day where she wonders what it is that keeps her in Amegakure with Pein. [PeinKonan. Spoilers through ch 372. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki at the Seaside by Shuriken to the face reviews
Everyone's favourite criminals have a nice day out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Chance by Lyxie reviews
I’d figured you’d probably moved on… married some rich prince, forgotten that a goat herder from Ordon had ever loved you, had ever existed.' Zelink, postTP, UNMARKED SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,982 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Unconventional by Yellow Mask reviews
Al has always known they were an unconventional couple...but still, he wouldn't have expected Ed to propose quite like that...Edwin oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Leader! by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki must perform an embarrassing ritual they know all too well.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What Time Takes by Yellow Mask reviews
After the vicious war that tore Amestris apart, Ed and Al return to Rush Valley, looking for their childhood friend. But many things have changed during the war, perhaps Winry most of all...eventual Edwin, Royai. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,363 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 366 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Quillslinger reviews
Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roses by Quillslinger reviews
On the fragility of contentment. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My Little DeiChan by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara brings home a kitten in hopes of keeping it. Naming it after himself, he finds the name fits more then he realizes. No matter who you are, a kitten doesn't care. It'll always climb your coat and love your danna more then you. SasoDei Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kakashi voyeur by Quack says the T-shape reviews
While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
PlayDough and Shark Porn by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara has been completely oblivious to what playdough was, that is, until today. Kisame however finds himself having his own adventures in Shark Week. All the while, Itachi is finally as mentally scared as his brother. CRACK FIC. POSSIBLE ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Nail Polish by Digital Skitty reviews
Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 188 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Manic Grin by Digital Skitty reviews
Deidara has a plan. So do Itachi and Kisame. And Sasori just wants to be left alone. What happens when the Akatsuki have too much time on their hands, and want to know a bit too much about each other.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Blue Eyes by Yellow Mask reviews
Ten years after the Fall of the Military, one ambitious journalist is tracking down Blue Eyes, a famous photo from the Rush Valley Disaster. A photo of a girl with blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes...Edwin, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
In the Darkness by Roeschen reviews
In a world of terror Ginny is caught by Death Eaters. Her situation seems hopeless, until she meets the son of the Dark Lord...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,278 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Privateer by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"I knew I ought to have forced her to leave with her aunt to the south. But she refused. Of course, of late I finally figured out why. She ought to have been wed a long time ago, before the idea of having a male friend would come along." AU, Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,635 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
One Hundred Days by Lyxie reviews
Sir Link is the king's favorite knight. Princess Zelda is sick of suitors. What happens when Link overhears the princess striking a bargain with her father allotting her one hundred days to find a suitable husband? Why, get sucked straight into the mess!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,691 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Fanfiction by Jade R. Raven reviews
This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
The Betrothed by lightbird reviews
[AU] Mulan returned home after the war, her secret undiscovered, now preparing to marry the man that she was betrothed to as a child, who turns out to be Shang. Things get complicated when they're both summoned for a new mission. [COMPLETE]
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,781 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 182 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Warrior's Secret by Ivyna J. Spyder reviews
A year after Nightmare's defeat, news of a dark army shatters the short time of peace. Meta Knight leads Kirby and his comrades on another desperate journey to defeat him once and for all. Will uncovering Kirby's secrets be the key? Completed.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,938 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Kirby, Meta-Knight, Knuckle Joe, Silica/Sirica - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 355 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blind Eyes by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Canon, after the time jump. Itachi can no longer see, but Kisame still feels as if someone is watching.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Lemon Tea by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. Private Roy Mustang has his eye on a certain female squadronmate. Private Hawkeye has no obvious weaknesses, save one...if Roy can use it to his advantage. Winner of Best Prose in the Anime North Fanfiction Contest.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Stars by Ivyna J. Spyder reviews
Something was calling to him.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Kirby, Meta-Knight
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 4,622 - Follows: 515 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 194 - Published: 1/8/2002
Swallowtail reviews
When their paths crossed, each knew the other was something special. Him being a dork, her being a grouch, the fact that they were on opposing sides of a war, none of it mattered. They were united from then on, in all they do. Eventual HashiMada. Fem!Madara Chapters 1-4 in editing process
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,343 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S.