Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Dresden Files, Harry Potter, and Game of Thrones.
"The Infinite Monkey Theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
In this context, "almost surely" is a mathematical term with a precise meaning, and the "monkey" is not an actual monkey, but a metaphor for an abstract device that produces a random sequence of letters and symbols ad infinitum. The relevance of the theory is questionable—the probability of a monkey exactly typing a complete work such as Shakespeare's Hamlet is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time even a hundred thousand orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low (but not zero).
Variants of the theorem include multiple and even infinitely many typists, and the target text varies between an entire library and a single sentence. The history of these statements can be traced back to Aristotle's On Generation and Corruption and Cicero's De natura deorum, through Blaise Pascal and Jonathan Swift, and finally to modern statements with their iconic typewriters. In the early 20th century, Émile Borel and Arthur Eddington used the theorem to illustrate the timescales implicit in the foundations of statistical mechanics."
That's me. What I hope to be, anyway. If I keep writing, maybe I'll churn out something good.
Anyways, some of you may know me as the guy that began several mediocre OC stories, and shortly afterwards deleted them. Hopefully, I can stop hating everything I write on the next few tries.
Currently struggling between all of the work I've been putting off for months and the Camp NaNoWriMo project some masochistic part of me has decided to try. That project is Teaching Bravery, a fanfiction with info below.
What I'm Doing Now:
Aside from playing around with some original poetry and trying to psyche myself up to finish an almost-there original short story...
Another Potter: OC/SI. Me, obviously, getting thrown into Harry Potter as an added character. I have some vague ideas that I hope to solidify into an outline in the near future. I had this posted, but removed it because I figured it would be better to start fresh one of these days than to build further off of what I have realized is a weak foundation.
Teaching Bravery: Professor Dresden! There are a few stories like this, but most I think are poorly executed, and those that aren't are either abandoned or forgotten. Hopefully, this is neither. Goblet of Fire/Professor Harry Shenanigans. Note: Mostly a Dresden story in a Harry Potter setting.
No Other Projects Planned
A great man once said... Author's profiles should be short, sweet, and to the point. That man was me. I think. Probably. Anyways, see ya!
Good Luck, and Happy FanFic-ing!