Monkey Typewriter
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Joined 08-31-12, id: 4233035, Profile Updated: 04-15-14
Author has written 7 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, BioShock, Tron, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

"The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

In this context, "almost surely" is a mathematical term with a precise meaning, and the "monkey" is not an actual monkey, but a metaphor for an abstract device that produces a random sequence of letters and symbols ad infinitum. The relevance of the theory is questionable—the probability of a monkey exactly typing a complete work such as Shakespeare's Hamlet is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time even a hundred thousand orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low (but not zero).

Variants of the theorem include multiple and even infinitely many typists, and the target text varies between an entire library and a single sentence. The history of these statements can be traced back to Aristotle's On Generation and Corruption and Cicero's De natura deorum, through Blaise Pascal and Jonathan Swift, and finally to modern statements with their iconic typewriters. In the early 20th century, Émile Borel and Arthur Eddington used the theorem to illustrate the timescales implicit in the foundations of statistical mechanics."


That's me

I'll be honest. I'm mediocre at best. I'm a 'Fly-By-The-Seat-Of-My-Pants' storyteller. I think that I have the creative talent to be good, but find myself too lazy to put too much work into it. as a result, some of my works might get repetitive, but under that, for each one, I believe, and know, that there is a genuine story to be told, and relateable, powerful characters. If you disagree, why the hell are you reading this?

If you find my OC driven, repetitive and occasionally forced stories lacking, I'll understand. But if you were to call them pathetic, worthless, wastes of my time? I'd disagree with you, and I'm certain that some of those who have positively reviewed me, or favorited me or one of my stories would too.

I don't do the best job of selling myself, but you have to admit, that tirade/diatribe sounded... or... looked... that tirade/diatribe seemed confident when you read it.

Kingdom Hearts: Predawn by Noah M reviews
A story of the Kingdom Key during the Keyblade war,and the dark plots surrounding it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011
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A Twisted Man
The story of A Little Girl is continued, from the perspective of B... or maybe B isn't his name. We resume his story where he is lying down, slowly dying, and ready to give up, after losing his Sister to a mysterious man. He's going over the edge of the cliff of death, when he spots something that hauls him back over. Red. SEQUEL TO A Little Girl, From the POV of a Big Daddy.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,964 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Big Daddy, Little Sister
Sith reviews
A Jedi. That's what Tryst was now. Or so he was told. The truth is, he can't tap into the Force like a Jedi does, and the Dark Side seems to be getting more and more like a good option. But when he's sent to Korriban, with Padawans Rila and Drake, he needs to show them how to be Sith, and keep them from becoming the real deal. Sequel to Slave. Short Chapters, somewhat often updates
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013
A Little Girl reviews
A splicer has his morality and addiction battle when he comes across a Little Sister. Rated M for possible descriptions of gore and death, as well as cursing. IT GETS DARK. Complete, Sequel has begun, "A Twisted Man"
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Big Daddy, Little Sister - Complete
Mealing and Dealing
A son of Nemesis, new to Camp, enjoys the rich time of forgetting the slip of paper for year-round Demigods. Oneshot. Rated T for a bit of maiming.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Chiron
Byting the Bits
An anti-spyware Program is betrayed by Clu, and sent to the Games. He wants revenge, and losing a few of his Bits along the way is of no concern. He will get his revenge, even if he has to bite the bits. (Expect random updates)
Tron - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,330 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Clu 2
Slave reviews
(This will be widely OCs, so if you don't like that crud, go elsewhere.) A Slave to an Empire. An Apprentice to a Sith. A Loose-end to be silenced. Tryst has been all of these things, and yet he remains, as sane as possible. But none of these roles has been his to control. What happens when a Slave becomes the master of his own fate? Sequel: Sith, in progress.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013
Somebody's Nobody reviews
A Nobody comes into being in the Realm of Darkness, and tries to reconcile himself with who his Somebody was... or is... like. CAUTION: SPOILERS! If you read it, cool. Please review if you can and leave story suggestions. I'm currently flying by the seat of my pants with my first FF Story. Sequel has been deleted/cancelled. I don't want to make a crap story from a great game.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Kairi, Stitch - Complete