Author has written 7 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, BioShock, Tron, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
"The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
In this context, "almost surely" is a mathematical term with a precise meaning, and the "monkey" is not an actual monkey, but a metaphor for an abstract device that produces a random sequence of letters and symbols ad infinitum. The relevance of the theory is questionable—the probability of a monkey exactly typing a complete work such as Shakespeare's Hamlet is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time even a hundred thousand orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low (but not zero).
Variants of the theorem include multiple and even infinitely many typists, and the target text varies between an entire library and a single sentence. The history of these statements can be traced back to Aristotle's On Generation and Corruption and Cicero's De natura deorum, through Blaise Pascal and Jonathan Swift, and finally to modern statements with their iconic typewriters. In the early 20th century, Émile Borel and Arthur Eddington used the theorem to illustrate the timescales implicit in the foundations of statistical mechanics."
I'll be honest. I'm mediocre at best. I'm a 'Fly-By-The-Seat-Of-My-Pants' storyteller. I think that I have the creative talent to be good, but find myself too lazy to put too much work into it. as a result, some of my works might get repetitive, but under that, for each one, I believe, and know, that there is a genuine story to be told, and relateable, powerful characters. If you disagree, why the hell are you reading this?
If you find my OC driven, repetitive and occasionally forced stories lacking, I'll understand. But if you were to call them pathetic, worthless, wastes of my time? I'd disagree with you, and I'm certain that some of those who have positively reviewed me, or favorited me or one of my stories would too.
I don't do the best job of selling myself, but you have to admit, that tirade/diatribe sounded... or... looked... that tirade/diatribe seemed confident when you read it.
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