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Um... hai. What's going on? I.. um... I like to read. A lot. So... I'm kinda awkward around strangers. 'specially sexy ones like you- I mean, what? Heh..hehe... I'll just go now.

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When You Touch Me by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Severus Snape is forced to marry a mute Harry Potter, who has lost his voice after his latest clash with Voldemort. It is through touch, in many senses, that Severus and Harry slowly get to know each other...Chapter 45 posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 70,959 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 3,561 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Catnip by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,513 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7997 - Favs: 12,937 - Follows: 10,057 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Perks of being Eponine by Thespian24601 reviews
High school AU. Eponine is a shy sophmore, and is hoplessly in love with Marius Potmercy, who never notices her. Eventual ExE. Please Read and Review!
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 31,162 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras
Quality Time by BlueTitan reviews
Attempting to make the best of bad weather, the Titans engage in a little game of Truth or Dare. But when the game turns into a bet involving BeastBoy, Raven, and a month of each other's company without killing one another, will a wedge be driven between
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 223,882 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Journal of Albus Severus Potter by dietcocacola101 reviews
When his mum buys him a journal, Albus has no intention of writing in it. But being a shy, socially awkward fourteen-year-old who is also questioning his sexuality has made him feel more alone than ever, and his new journal may be the only thing he has to confide in as he experiences the ups and downs of dating, drama, and growing up. Albus/Scorpius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,338 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Gods at Goode by Tom Marvolo Riddle 2 reviews
Cliche, I know. The gods turn themselves into teenagers and go to Goode High School with their kids. Rated Kplus 'cause K is for babies. Please read and review!HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Poseidon, Zeus
Confessions of a Green-Eyed Lunatic by FreakOutFun7 reviews
Albus Severus Potter was gay. Everyone knew that. But what people didnt know, was that he might just have a teeny weeny MASSIVE crush on Scorpius Malfoy. Set in Al and Scorps 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Opposites Attract by Coconutlove47 reviews
Gerard is everything Frank wants to be. Smart, popular, and admittedly very attractive. Frank was the exact opposite. So why was Gerard talking to him? Frerard.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012
Science and Songs by amberpire reviews
"Your seduction techniques could use a little work." Established Johnlock. PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Inspiration by Exceeds Expectations reviews
He leaves his sketches unfinished and he never meets your eyes when you ask why. Until one day, when he whispers, "I need to find my muse. I think it might have been her, Shay." And you bite back a sort of laugh/sob and say nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
The Five Times Sherlock Kissed John by novadiablo reviews
And the one time John kissed Sherlock. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Want To Be Yours by C.Queen reviews
Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,161 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10298 - Favs: 12,606 - Follows: 5,175 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3378 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Goes for Potter by Long live the pickles reviews
Draco decides he's gay and attempts to flirt with Harry. Unfortunately Harry's Stupid. Will he ever get it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Post Its by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Luna and Neville don't usually see each other during the day, so they communicate by PostIt notes. Odd conversations to follow... REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete