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Joined 09-01-12, id: 4234228, Profile Updated: 04-30-17
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Avengers, Hellsing, Devil May Cry, Naruto, and Twilight.

Hello, Hello!

For those who already know or don't know, I'm Acedia or AAS. I made this profile only strictly for light-hearted fics and shits n' giggles. So no serious shit goes on here, well maybe a little but it won't be so heavy laced like those in my other fics.

If you want fics like that go to my other profile:

http://www.fanfiction.net/acediasapatheticsimplicity

You don't have to, there are others that are better than mine.


About Me:

I am strange, awkward and bit of a weirdo. I am extremely fickle. I am sometimes rude. I am not nice a hundred percent of the time but I am not an awful hundred percent of the time either. Therefore I am human.

I love to read, write and draw. I can't stand being in the same room of a roach or *shudders* maggots!

I procrastinate, BIG time. I am suspected and have been accused of having ADHD or ADD, I will eventually get around to proving if am or am not. See what I did there ;) Though seriously, I'll get around to it -- in the sometime near future.

Update 04-30-2017: I'm still a lazy ass. I still hate roaches, but have learned to tolerate maggots. Nothing much has changed, other than yay! I got a job now :3

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Lost Nations by Scorpius02 reviews
Two immortal brothers, who had wandered the North American continent for many years while hiding their identity, decided to settle temporarily in a town. They never knew what they were until strange people began to arrive in town for some secret meeting. Modern AU: If America and Canada weren't found by the European nations. Cover by りり
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,604 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9h - Published: 1/19/2017 - America, Canada
Starlight Traveler by tsurugaren reviews
Instead of fan girl stumbling into the arms of an Elven Prince in Middle Earth, this story is about the said elf falling into Earth and meeting Shannon, a young woman who knows nothing about LotR. She is determined to bridge their gaps of language and culture and help him settle in modern world. Slow burn. Legolas/OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,852 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 8/2/2017 - [Legolas, OC]
Perfectly Alien (rewritten) by SignatureDish reviews
Harry had only wanted to get the Hoover Dam tour over with, he didn't know what he did wrong. Why did that mysterious cube turn him into a robot? Had everyone known there was a huge laboratory underneath the dam? And what was going to happen to him now? Poor Harry felt lost in his little Sector Seven cell. But it wasn't all bad, at least he had Lord Megatron there to protect him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,148 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Harry P., Megatron
A Marriage of Convenience by Scififan33 reviews
Hermione's life comes crashing down around her in one moment. Unable to cope and carrying new life within she runs to a land she had read about in the library. Can she find peace knowing that back home a war still rages? And will she be allowed to stay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,117 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Kakashi H.] [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Planning Of A Matriarch by ChronicallyChill reviews
Uchiha Mikoto just wanted a daughter to pamper and adore. Who knew that could lead to a misunderstanding, an arranged marriage, and Itachi dodging fireballs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,011 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Mikoto U.
Copy-nin no Death Note by AlunaGray reviews
Hatake Kakashi gets reborn as L's younger sister and proceeds to muck up Death Note canon. A Naruto and Death Note crossover story. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Kakashi H., Light Y., L, Near
If Anyone Pulls One of Those Sticks on Us, Burn It by Mai Kusakabe reviews
After an incident with a rogue alchemist, Roy and Olivier find themselves in a strange place and in need of a way back. Their misadventure will open the door to some of the greatest changes Amestris has seen in a long time.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,834 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 10/3/2017 - [Roy M., Olivier A.]
Green Eyes by Cissnei69 reviews
"Mother – noun: One person who does the work of twenty. For free." – Unknown. FemHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,637 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 12/12/2017 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Harry P.
Desert Fox by BlueOctopod reviews
The impossible has happened and Kurama has been trapped in a human body. Fleeing Konoha, he decides to take a young Naruto with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/29/2017 - [Naruko U., Gaara] Kyuubi/Kurama
In Need of Representation by Mayhem21 reviews
Original prompt: What if a nation was never found by another nation as a kid? The United States of America has always been an outlier to the rest of the world - the only nation known to exist without a living personification. But as the world's personifications come under the threat of a deadly attack, everything is about to change. Kinkmeme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,001 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 10/24/2015 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Prussia - Complete
Jagged Pieces by Dr. Blueneck reviews
On his way back from a mission, Minato gets ambushed and suffers injuries before being rescued by a mysterious blond. Meanwhile, Naruto gets blasted into the past and tries to save the day (and subsequently, the world), not understanding why Minato seems so taken with her. Time Travel, Fem!Naru, kinda AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,805 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 2/5/2016 - [Naruko U., Naruto U., Minato N.]
The Life Game by TwinTrouble reviews
Hatake Sakumo has a kind heart, so he didn't think twice about taking on the orphan child of his old teammate. However, when that child happens to be an Uchiha, things start to get messy as he must balance work, custody battles and his own young son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,140 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3470 - Favs: 6,186 - Follows: 6,448 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Acquaintance by that.girl.we.all.luv reviews
It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 60,755 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Unexpected by Itooshii Koneko reviews
"Team Seven, your mission is to capture a group of mercenaries hidden in a civilian village. Sasuke and Naruto, you're married. Naruto, you're pregnant. And Sakura, you're her personal doctor," … "WHAT?". SasuFemNaru. Don't like, don't read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,664 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 4/23/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.]
Wonderwall by midorimouse7 reviews
A collection of Harry Potter and Avengers one shots featuring the Next Generation of the Weasley/Potter Clan. Currently features a confused Molly and an awesome leather jacket.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012
It's My Problem by Namikaze Artemis reviews
In which Peter is Tony's illegitimate child, and he's prepared to do anything to keep that a secret. Although, that doesn't stop him from trying to get Tony's approval. He is Peter's idol, after all.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,740 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Two side of the mirror by WoNdErLaNd Or NeVeRlAnD reviews
Alice Liddell tries to go to wonderland through her looking glass. But instead finds another Alice...and a nasty surprise...
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Alice, Alice K. - Complete
Easy Fix by SlipStitch reviews
Tony finds a baby in an abandoned house. Rhodey has to get used to the idea that Tony gets what he wants, even if that means a crying toddler that has an unusual obsession with blueberries and the glow of the arc reactor. Pepper is still trying to figure out how 'fixing War Machine' turned into an adoption and an almost international incident. Gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,739 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Little Wonders by LogicalBookThief reviews
Dick has been kept in the dark for too long, but only after the death of a dear friend does he discover the truth: He has a son, Damian. Raising the brat will be hard enough, but protecting him from the League of Shadows? He may need to enlist some help. Daddy!Nightwing, Supportive!Team, eventual Bat!family.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,632 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing
Cobwebs First, Cables Last by Slyer reviews
The Lizard's attack on New York is seen as a major failing on the part of the Avengers. While some wonder what went wrong, others look into what went right and try to track down a certain someone who would much rather keep his after-school activities private. Movie-verse.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,097 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012
Simplest Terms by midorimouse7 reviews
To Rose, in the simplest terms she was afraid. To Steve, in the simplest terms she ran away. Part of the Average universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Rose W., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
I am a Pirate, You are a Princess by midorimouse7 reviews
Lucy Weasley was an explorer at heart and she was not going to let some dangerous waters stop her from becoming his friend. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Lucy W., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Not That Different, You and I by midorimouse7 reviews
When Rose said they were alike, Molly scoffed at the logic. He was nothing like her. She should have known that Rose is rarely wrong. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Molly W. II, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Average by midorimouse7 reviews
Sometimes Rose Weasley wondered if moving to New York was such a brilliant idea. Today was not one of those days. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Rose W., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Attention readers of Crushed Roaches and Swatted Flies reviews
Original author of CR&SF - Acedia's Apathetic Simplicity. This fic WILL be continued, please read for more info about what's going to happen. - "Carlisle's lips twist ironically, this, he thinks, must be the vestibule. Hidden to the human eye. Where are the wasps? The blood, the flesh-eating maggots?" - Small excerpt 233-words added :)
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2017 - Alucard, Carlisle
Branches of Ideas reviews
Series of One-shots (sometimes interconnected), ramblings, and deleted scenes of "One Too Many". Also what-if scenarios of future fics that may put up for adoption or write myself. AND deleted scenes of another fic I am working dealing with the OTM-verse - a divergence point of What-if James hadn't been so strongly in denial.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Harry P., James P., Dante, Vergil
One Too Many - REVISED reviews
Being nineteen does not necessarily equate mature and responsible adult. Two loving sweethearts aren't always happy. Mistakes happen and one too many drinks can a make a fool out of anyone. You can beat yourself over it or you can choose to move on, but sometimes those blunders come back with a vengeance. In the end, it is our actions that dictate who you will be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 4/20/2017 - Nero
One Too Many reviews
They were strangers. She wanted to forget for a day, he was looking for release. Now she's pregnant, and he's long gone. She didn't know that her husband wasn't the father, and he didn't know the child existed or else he would have "taken care" of the child's existence. You see kids, this is what happens when you have one too many and don't wear protection. *Pairings: canon in DMC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,659 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Nero - Complete
The Kekkei Genkai reviews
The Statue of Secrecy is instated for a reason. Chakra and magic are not supposed to intermix. Excerpt: "She was only doing what she thought was best – the secrets had to be kept! She had told them once that the only reason they were there was because their abilities had been discovered." NO PAIRINGS. Heed warnings on first chapter. RE-UPLOAD: Read Author's Note.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Hermione G., Minato N.
A Chance in Meeting reviews
Harry is traveling to some place at King's Cross, but he can't remember how he got there. *Nothing added - EDITED*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Another Lifetime reviews
Steve thinks that in the many lifetimes he could have, he prefers the one he is in now. A small fic about what could be, what should be, and what is.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Complete
Untied Shoelaces reviews
*Series of undetermined ammount of drabbles. In which Tony has a five year old son he never heard about and has just been dumped on him after his mother passed away. Tony fumbles under his new fatherhood. Pepper gets angry. Bruce ponders. Steve freaks. The master assassins grow wary and Fury is furious. A secret lurks hidden, why is Tony's kid so creepy? What's with the bear?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
A Special Day reviews
It's Black Friday, quite a chaotic day for shoppers looking for great deals but that won't phase Steve Rogers because today isn't about shopping to get friends gifts. Today is a special day. Today he is nervous and unsure but determined that this day will be a day like no other. Nothing will interrupt this day, not even a flirtatious elderly lady at the cafe shop. Nope.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete