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Joined 09-01-12, id: 4234752, Profile Updated: 11-17-13
Author has written 1 story for Warcraft.

Hello. I am a person. I am a person who writes badly and assaults all you lovely folk here with the stories/hairballs of pure eeeeevil that I hack up, much like a disgruntled cat. If you hate my story(s) please feel free to write a well researched comment with tips and guidelines on how I can improve my writing. If you like my story(s) please feel free to write a well researched comment with tips and guidelines on how I can improve my writing, along with a smiley face.

If you have come to my profile to see if I currently have more than one story, in hopes that another one might be better and less eye pain inducing, I don't. If you read the previous sentence but I have more than one story, smile at your luck (or un-luck, depends on how you view it) and go read something that's actually good.

I hope that you've enjoyed what of mine you've read (goodness knows why), and I free you now into the wide, wide, world of my stories with this deep and momentous apothegm; Enjoy!

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Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 258,514 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin]
In search of a Queen by Doodlewolf reviews
Thorin had never intended to take a wife or have children of his own – but rivals for his throne have uncovered an ancient law that dictates he must produce heirs to remain King under the Mountain, which means he must first find a Queen! And candidates are in no short supply! ThorinxOC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,466 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Thorin, OC
Blood in the Ice by Frostfyre reviews
Wrath of the Lich King. Heroes and villains were born in the snows of Northrend. Zoen Mith isn't sure which category she fits in yet. Left with only shreds of a soul and minimal humanity, is heroism even possible for a knight of the damned?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Arthas Menethil, Human, Night Elf, Darion Mograine
Keeping the Stars Apart by Writless reviews
Fitz is traveling with the Doctor again. Why? Because she's an idiot. An idiot who apparently hasn't gotten her fill of all the running, near deaths, poor life choices, and completely awkward ass situations that she seems to get herself into. Seriously, it cannot be stressed enough. Do not hang out with time lords. Part Two of Starlight Series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,709 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [The Master, OC] Donna N., 11th Doctor - Complete
Fratricidal by hujwernoo reviews
Spoilers through White Night. A series of unconnected drabbles about our two favorite brothers (all gen). Marked as complete, but new drabbles added regularly (at least 5 per week, on Thursdays). Review, please!
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 166 - Words: 16,600 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Of Claws and Totems by Kechlion reviews
When a Worgen with his humanity intact comes out of hiding to save a Draenei, he'll realize that perhaps living alone isn't so great. His story is one of constant strife: fighting for acceptance, fighting for her heart, and fighting for Azeroth. Rated M for violence, some gore, and some sexuality.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,725 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Worgen, Draenei
Lionheart by alpacas4ever reviews
What would have happened if Snape had been sorted into Gryffindor. From fluff to angst and everything in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Reawakening by Feffervesce reviews
Follows Breaking Faith. Nearly a century has taken place after the events surrounding Norivana and Lucian and their rise against Garrosh Hellscream. Now, we follow a new heroine as she ventures into the wide open world with unlikely companions on a nearly impossible quest that takes them trekking across the four corners of Azeroth. Female NElf/BElf Hybrid OC x Male NElf OCs
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 284,614 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Blood Elf, Human, Night Elf - Complete
Consulting Pirates and Hedgehogs by alpacas4ever reviews
Everybody has an imaginary friend. Same story different summary, because Mycroft isn't very fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Breaking Faith by Feffervesce reviews
After sparing the life of a member of the opposite faction, a deadly Blood Elf Horde soldier finds herself thrown into a conflict of a much larger scale. Alliances are worn thin, old rivalries are broken, and with tension building on both sides, Norivana ends up fighting for much different reasons than she'd expected. F Blood Elf OC / M Night Elf OC. First Fic.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 213,025 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Blood Elf, Night Elf] - Complete
Djinjer: A Worgen's Tale by Fallena Valistar reviews
Djinjer, a simple redheaded farm girl aspiring to be a warrior, suffers the same fate as many Gilneans. This is the story of her life before and after she becomes a Worgen.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,694 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Human, Worgen - Complete
Rewriting the Pages by Azurai Wolf reviews
"Alright, then..." I said slowly. "Obviously I'm having a brilliant dream. Soon I'll wake up to a blaring alarm clock, an annoying little brother hogging my bathroom, and my mother screeching at me to get up before we're all late." Rated T for language (May go up). Rewrite of Falling and Finally Falling. Remus/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,843 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., OC
Interview With a Deathknight by Michael.Tinker.Pearce reviews
Story was written during WoW Cataclysm, and it's an interview with a deathknight.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Complete
Crossing Timestreams by SarBrook reviews
A malfunctioning vortex manipulator. A confused girl. Lots of spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,002 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor
Watson, I'm Holmes! by alpacas4ever reviews
This is what I think should happen in series 3. Sherlock decides to tell John he's alive with a little bit of a joke. Inspired by a web comic I found. Bad summary, but ENJOY!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Unfinished Business by the ersatz diplomat reviews
On the anniversary of her best friend's death, Karrin Murphy meets someone she didn't expect to see in Graceland Cemetery. Set after Ghost Story. Rated for language and violence. Work-in-Progress.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,952 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - K. Murphy, H. Dresden
By Fang and Spell by AshadelMG reviews
The Cataclysm has come, and it is not only the world that has been shattered. Follow a group of unlikely heroes as they make their paths, meet unlikely friends, and unite to bring down a common enemy.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 148,483 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Worgen, Blood Elf
Guaranteed: Misinformation by MelpomeneThaliaClio reviews
Justin never adopted Harry, and he is taught by the Leanansidhe instead. His life falls apart, and now he's on the run from the Fae and the White Council. When the cops, the Outfit, and the Church get involved, nothing but trouble is guaranteed. AU. "Running in Circles" Revisited.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,564 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - H. Dresden
Thorns by MountainGoats reviews
A story that follows Kallian Tabris through the events of Origins. Blinded by her hatred of humans and haunted by the curse in her blood, she struggles to be the hero that the Wardens need her to be. Rated for violence and adult content. F!Tabris/Leliana *COMPLETE*
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 426,115 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Tabris, Leliana - Complete
Aurora by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Gordon and Alyx find a mysterious girl while exploring the Borealis, and are soon caught up in another one of GLaDOS's schemes. Co-written with Shibata Kimiko. CH 3 IS UP!
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011
Complications by Brownish reviews
Harry Dresden's luck holds true, and Corpsetaker picks a more convenient body to hijack. AU, beginning at the climax of Dead Beat.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Cold Comfort Castle by Lord Goregore reviews
...And then again...
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,130 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Human, Draenei - Complete
Common Ground by Poicephalus reviews
Legend remembers very few names… but everyone is a hero to someone at least once in their life. A rather jaded, middle-aged Tauren druid makes a choice whose consequences quickly get out of hand. Cross-faction romance & intrigue!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,547 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Tauren, Draenei - Complete
Broken Mirror by LittleChicago reviews
Harry gets a phone call, post Turn Coat... and sets off on a rescue mission.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
The Strangled Dove by Lilith-Hoshi reviews
She was adopted as a young child by a man who had turned his back on the Light. But one day he corrupts her with demonic magic. A chance encounter with a familiar man gives her the means to break both her bonds and her father's, and grant them both peace.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Freedom reviews
An orc warrior has escaped from the Citadel. She will search for friends and loves thought lost, and learn how to survive with wounds and scars, both on the inside and out. This summary sucks, but the story is slightly better. Enjoy!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013