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Joined 09-02-12, id: 4235782, Profile Updated: 03-17-13
Author has written 2 stories for Victorious.

I'm Mandy and I am working on a lot of new stories so hang in there. I'm very defensive when it comes to my ships, so beware...

MY SHIPS

Bade - Beck/Jade from Victorious
Cabbie - Cat/Robbie from Victorious
Tandre - Tori/Andre from Victorious
Lomille - Logan/Camille from BTR
Seddie - Sam/Freddie from iCarly
(I don't like Gibby, Carly can be with a randomer, Rade/Jandre/Candre/Rori/Randre/Reck/Bat/Bandre/Jori are just not me, and Jendall/Kucy = Whatever) I will not not read/follow/fave a story because of the ships, if it looks good, I'll read it.


About Me:
Music: My favourite band is Paramore, my favourite singer is Katy Perry and my favourite songs are Bring Me to Life, Everybody's Fool, Going Under, My Immortal and Tourniquet.
I hate school especially Maths and PE, yeah, I do.
I live in London, yet I'm always looking for more.
Some of my best friend's ship Bori, so don't think I hate Boriers. I don't, they're people with different shippings, that's cool with me. Some of them ship Jandre or Rori. I'M FINE WITH THAT.
I, sadly, go to a school with a uniform. If you don't, LUCKY. Express yourself, no one else matters.


This is what people think:

I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A BITCH

IM A GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, SO I WILL GO TO HELL

I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, SO I MUST BE A SLUT

IM WHITE, SO I MUST BE A RICH RACIST

I CAN MAKE UP WORLDS FOR STORIES, SO I MUST BE NUTS

I LIKE SHOPPING, SO I MUST BE IN DEBT

I HAVE MY OWN STYLE, SO I MUST BE TASTELESS

IM A WHITE GIRL, SO I MUST BE A NAGGING, STEAL - YOUR - MONEY TYPE OF GIRLFRIEND

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, SO I MUST BE A HOE

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER

IM A VIRGIN, SO I MUST BE PRUDE

IM SINGLE, SO I MUST BE UGLY

IM YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAIVE

I LIKE TO READ, SO I MUST BE A LONER

IM A TEENAGER, SO I MUST NOT EAT MY LUNCH

IM NOT LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND, SO I MUST BE A LESIBAN

I WISH FOR PEACE, SO I MUST BE A HIPPY

IM A TEENAGER, SO I MUST HAVE A STEREOTYPE


None of these are true. I hate stereotypes. All I want is love, peace and chocolate. I'm different from everyone and I'm proud of that. I'll only buy clothes I like, I don't care what people think. I'm me and all the haters are going to have to deal with that. Repost this if you agree.


QUESTION TIME:
1. What was your first fandom?
iCarly
2. First ship? Bade, shocking ain't it?
3. What website do you use the most? Twitter, yeah I'm a tweetie pie.
4. What fandoms have you written in? Victorious...
5. Pairings you've written for? So far, Bade, Cabbie, Tandre and Bori
6. Any fandoms you would like to write in? I actually really want to write for Sam&Cat when it airs.
7. Do reviews affect how you write in any way? Yeah, I like reviews, they tend to make me write more.
8. Have you ever stolesomething from another person's work? No...
9. Do you write/read drabbles? Yes!!!!
10. Pairings you avoid? Anything with Gibby in it. Man, I hate Gibby.
11. Warnings you used? Disclaimers and for swearing
12. Warnings you avoid? Sex. It just, oh god.
13. Ratings you read/write? Well... Anything, really.
14. Favourite writer? So many actually, but I gotta give it to oChuwiiOnoxGummyo for her story Changed Crush. Or maybe xxDramaPrincessxX and her story Pretty Little Victorious, the first story I ever read.
15. Would you ever go on a rival ships page? Already have, the Bori one and they were all really nice soo... Yeah.
16. What are your top three fandoms? Victorious, iCarly and BTR.
17. Do you use a Beta Reader? No, not yet.
18. What inspires you as a writer? Anything really. A good story, a moment from a TV show, a outfit anything.
19. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "inside and move slowly down the aisle with us following"
20. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My CD player
21. Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Dancing
22. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Big Bang Theory
23. Without looking, guess what time it is. 10:30AM
24. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:11AM
25. What was the last thing you got in the mail? A sparkle skater dress from New Look ;)
26. What did you get for your last birthday? iPod Touch
27. Have you ever unknowly gotten into something and not known how to get out? Yes


1. FIRST NAME: Miranda

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, my aunt

3. SIBLING NAMES: You don't need to know that!

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? A time ago..

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Yeah, I guess

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? German meat

7. KIDS? Yeah right

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course, I'm awesome

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Nope

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Oh yeah.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Never

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Coco Pops

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Sometimes

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate

17. SHOE SIZE? 5

18. RED OR PINK? Red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I'm really shy

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My friend who lives in Scotland

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? I guess.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue jeans and I don't wear shoes inside my house

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Marzipan Chocolate

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Evanescence

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Oh Lola by Marc Jacobs

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My best friend, Penny

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Hair

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yes, she's my best friend

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Coca Cola

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Tennis

32. EYE COLOR? Beautiful Blue

33. HAT SIZE? I don't know how to answer this

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope, I don't need them

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Roast potatoes or fried chicken

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy Endings, scary movies are eviiillll

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Brave :o

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My sparkle skater dress

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer, it's my birthday

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Ice Cream


YOUR GUY SIDE

X You love hoodies.

X You love jeans.

X Dogs are better than cats.

X Its hilarious when people get hurt

X You've played with/against boys on a team

X Shopping is torture.

X Sad movies suck.

X You own/ed an XBox

X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

X You watch sports on TV.

X Gory movies are cool.

X You go to your dad for advice

X You own like a trillion baseball caps.

X You like going to high school football games.

X You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.

X Baggy pants are cool to wear.

X Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

X Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

X Sports are fun.

X Talk with food in your mouth.

X Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE

X You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

X Cats are better than dogs

X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.

X You wear the color pink.

X Go to your mom for advice.

X You consider cheerleading a sport.

X You hate wearing the color black.

X You like hanging out at the mall.

X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

X You like wearing jewelry.

X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

X You dont like the movie Star Wars.

X You were in gymnastics/dance.

X It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile alot more than you should.

X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

X You care about what you look like.

X You like wearing dresses when you can.

X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

X You love the movies.

X Used to play with dolls as a little kid.

X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

X Like being the star of everything.

PREP

X You own a cell phone.

X You own something from Abercrombie.

X You own something from Pac sun.

X You own something from Hollister.

X You own something from American eagle.

X You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/MP3 player.

X You love Starbucks.

X You have been called a brat. (Only by my Dad)

X You hate buying things that are on sale.

X You have more than one house.

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.

X You have thought about death.

X You wear chains.

X You like heavy metal.

X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

X You have worn black lipstick.

X Your hair was/is dark.

X You dislike preps.

X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

PUNK

X You can skateboard

X You’ve worn plaid.

X You like Converse.

X You hate MTV.

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)

X You dislike pink.

X You hate/dislike preps.

X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

GEEK

X You love the computer.

X You like Harry Potter.

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

X You get straight A's.

X You love/like reading.

X You were/are in band.

X You don't care what you look like.

X You have a curfew.

X You always do your homework.

X You never miss school unless you're sick.

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

X Your garage consists of sports equipment.

X You belong/belonged to a school team.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number.

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

X You never walk anywhere.

X You wear slip-on shoes.

X You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At the disco.

X You wear band t-shirts.

X People have called you a freak and meant it.

X You love to "hardcore" dance.

X Hair has been died more than 1 color


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A Perfect Boyfriend:
Doesnt Smoke
Doesnt Lie
Has a great sense of humor
Loves you
Accepts you for you
Tells you that you look beautiful


What A Boyfriend Should Do:

When she walks away mad...

Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth...

Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you...

Grab her and don't let go.

When she's quiet...

Ask her what's wrong.

When she ignores you...

Give her you FULL attention.

When she pulls away...

Pull her back.

When you see her at her worse...

Tell her she is beautiful.

When you see her start to cry...

Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking...

Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared...

Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder...

Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat...

Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.

When she teases you...

Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer you for a long time...

Reasure her that everything is alright.

When she looks at you with doubt..

Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you...

She really does...more than you understand.

When she grabs at your hand...

Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumbs into you..

Bump her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret...

Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks into your eyes...

Don't look away until she does.

When she misses you...

She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart...

The pain NEVER really goes away.

When she says 'it's over'...

She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-posts this bullentin...

She WANTS you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her...

Even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad...

Hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she okay...

Don't believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know...

she will remember you.

Call her at 12:00...

Just to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and...

after you wake up.

Treat her like...

she's ALL that matters to you.

Tease her...

and let her tease you back.

Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her...

even if you think it is stupid.

Give her the world...

and let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and alone...

Hang out with her.

Let her know how important she is to you...

and kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...

"Who's ass am I kicking, babe?"


Funny Quotes And Random Things:
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- If I throw a stick, will you go away?


If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregsLabrat, Panda-Boo15, Science-Fantasy93, Misslittlemaslow21, LuckyFallenStarBaby


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could

miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it Because the Bible says That If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven

"Mommy, how do we know God is real when we can't see Him?"

"Can you see the wind?"

"No."

"Then how do you know it's there?"

"...I can feel it."

Put this on your profile if you believe in God!


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

2. Run through the isles shouting; "ITS GONNA BLOW! EVERYBODY GET OUT"

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream: "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose YOU!"

Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!!


Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of you won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread


A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies.


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


"A true boyfriend"

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you Give her your attention

When she pull's away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.


1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (so we have children's aspirin...that children can't get to)

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (Really? Now that's shocking...Seriously, I think that was life changing)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Dang. I've become addicted to sleep-hair-curling. This will never work!)

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (And here I thought it was ice. Face-palm!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (You mean we can't chew through all that frozen goodness?)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Does this mean people can use it to protect themselves from hurricanes?)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (Uhhh...I kinda thought frisbees were all one piece...Do they come with batteries now or something?)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (So now sticking them in kids' stomachs when they don't behave is out of the question. That's not abusive or dangerous, now is it?)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (So there's going to be a trial during that person's funeral. Sounds like fun!)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (You mean it's not a substitute for whipped cream? NO WAY!)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (As opposed to non-regular soap?)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (So that's why we take them! I thought they were a replacement for coffee)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (You mean puzzles don't come all put together in one box?)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Uhhh...I don't think I even want to know)


SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlikeEnglish, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves

Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.

The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora)


"Sure their have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."

"How to store your baby walker: Step 1, Remove baby."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.


Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base...ball, baseball. He thinks he's gonna score. If you let them go all the way, then are a hor...ticultures studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guys wants from you is a place to put his co...ckroches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug...lers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All a guy really wants to do is f-orget it, no such luck. If you agree with this rhyme, copy and paste this on your profile.


On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Sikowitz: Nope, say it like a robot.
Beck: There was a problem with the lighting I am very sorry.
Sikowitz: WRONG, you said you were sorry, robots do not have emotions therefore they cannot feel sorrow. You kids have got to do your robot research!

Beck: ...So then the costume designer came into my dressing room to help-
Jade: Wait- the costume designer was IN your dressing room?
Beck: *nods*
Jade:
Was she cute?
Beck:
HE was adorable.

Jade: Talk shows are for tourists and canadians!

Robbie: Where have you been?! Cat: I JOINED A PRISON GANG!!!

Tori: Jade...do you have a question for me?
Jade: ...Can I come to Yerba? (Turns her head away)
Tori: Maybe, but first, you gotta give me a hug. (Whispers) Come on, come on, just do it.
Jade: (Whispers) No I don't want to.
Tori: Do it. (Jade gives Tori a hug)
Tori: Aww, see! Givin' Tori a big ol' hug isn't such a bad th- ok, that's really tight... Oh God, help me! Somebody do something! (They fall to the floor)

PEACE OUT
Live, Love, Laugh
Mandy

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NO MORE SONG REQUESTS ACCEPTED
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Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Cat V. - Complete
Sliders by BhindGreenEyes reviews
Sikowitz is fed up with the gangs arguing and fighting with each other. He has a plan to fix it. He takes each one of them to an alternate reality and shows them what their life would be like without the person they are fighting with. There will be Bade eventually. It will be rated M in future chapters if you have any questions about it PM me.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,288 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012
Jade's Sorry by ChocolateCigarettes16 reviews
Jade has one more thing to do before she graduates, and it just so happens to involve a certain Tori Vega.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Beck Oliver: This is Your Life by poet84 reviews
Beck is a famous actor who agrees to be on a game show. All of his old friends from Hollywood Arts High School are present, including the girl who still held his heart.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Beck O. - Complete
If You're Me, Who Am I by Ailodierap reviews
My first oneshot - A slightly AU story where Trina learns she is being kicked out of Hollywood Arts. Rated T for cussing. Set during 'Helen Back Again'.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Trina V. - Complete
You Were Good Enough by FreakierThanFreaks reviews
She was young. Too young. But old enough to understand. Understand what society made "beauty" out to be. Xx Based on true events. Dedicated To One Of My Best Friends Amanda Rae. R.I.P. Baby Girl. Character Death. May Be Tears.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Jo, Camille - Complete
The Blonde Squad by The REAL FanFic Contributor reviews
The story of the episode of the Blonde Squad extended and slightly changed to fit the readers fancy tea! Robbie spends his time creating a song to help profess his feelings towards Cat while Cat freaks about Evan, a guy she likes who loves her for her blonde hair and blue eyes, unaware that they are fake.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,962 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
About Love by Lady Cookie-Monster reviews
Camille has a paper to write about love, and Logan offers some assistance on her subject.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Logan, Camille - Complete
Home by Loganator-JR reviews
The Palmwoods has become Logan's home for so many different reasons. This is just... one of them.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Logan, Camille] - Complete
iGoodbye by JaylaHeart reviews
iCarly is forever in our hearts.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Complete
That Moment by Blue Penguin Lightning reviews
When he leaned into to kiss Vega, I felt my heart break again. I shouldn't have cared. I mean, we broke up so why does it matter! Short Drabble set during Tori Goes Platinum. One-shot.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Tori V., Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Why Girls Like Guys by Elevating with You reviews
25 reasons of Why Girls Like Guys. The second part of Why Guys Like Girls. Please R&R
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Logan, Camille - Complete
Day and Night by pbjforever reviews
During the day I am ok, but at night I'm not alright. Sam feelings on her and Freddie's breakup, the night of the breakup, and two months later. Read and Review.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sam P. - Complete
Facebook BTR Style by SuiteLife-Rush reviews
Big Time Rush on Facebook Lomille,Carphanie,Kenjo and hopefully a James/OC in future chapters
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011
The Daily Life of a Facebooker by A Happy Day reviews
The escapades of Big Time Rush and Katie Knight on Facebook. R&R. Facebook-verse.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011
Caterina Valentine by AnotherAspiringWriter reviews
Sequel to Andre Harris... The pressure has finally gotten to her... Oneshot
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Cat V. - Complete
Andre Harris by AnotherAspiringWriter reviews
Sequel to Trina Vega... Andre, Cat loved you. Like, really, really, loved you. But then you went and made two mistakes. Not just one... but two. Now, you'll never get a second chance. All your chances are up... Oneshot
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Cat V., André H. - Complete
Mrs Briggs's Least Favorite Student by pbjforever reviews
Mrs. Briggs thoughts on her least favorite student Sam Puckett, and when they meet again thirty years later. Mentions of Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Mrs. Briggs, Sam P. - Complete
Trina Vega by AnotherAspiringWriter reviews
Sequel to Jade West... Trina Vega doesn't deserve to die. But then again, she DID do it to herself. Caterina had nothing to do with it this time. Sure, maybe she supplied the knife. But... still... Oneshot
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Cat V., Trina V. - Complete
Jade West by AnotherAspiringWriter reviews
Sequel to Robbie Shapiro... Jade, why exactly did you do that? Cat was your best friend and you... tried to do this to her? Why? Cat is so disappointed in you... Oh well. You deserve what happens to you... Oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
Robbie Shapiro by AnotherAspiringWriter reviews
Sequel to Tori Vega and Beck Oliver... Oh, Robbie... You shouldn't have gone into Cat's room. And you definitely should NOT have looked underneath her bed. Oh well... Tell Tori and Beck that we all said hey. We might actually miss you... twoshot
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
iTalk about boys by pbjforever reviews
Carly and Sam are talking about boys. What happens when Sam has a shocking announcement to make. Takes place right before iOmg and ends afterwards. Seddie. Read and Review.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Beck Oliver by AnotherAspiringWriter reviews
Sequel to Tori Vega... Beck... Beck, Beck, Beck... Maybe if you just didn't cheat on Jade... Maybe if you didn't cheat in public where Cat could see you... Oh well... Have fun with Tori up there. Oneshot
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Cat V., Beck O. - Complete
iBirthday Card by lovingmylife reviews
Sam accidently signs Freddie's birthday card 'love Sam' and tries to fix it. Inspired by the line in iOMG about Freddie's birthday card from Sam.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Tori Vega by AnotherAspiringWriter reviews
If Cat get's called crazy one more time, she's gonna... she's gonna... she's gonna snap! She'll just start killing everybody up in this joint! Yet... Tori Vega just doesn't understand this... Oh well... oneshot
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete
Facebook: BTR Edition by bigtimerushers28 reviews
Just another Big Time Rush Facebook Fanfiction. R&R. :
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2011
A Cabbie Love Story by StrawberryAngel143 reviews
Robbie has always had a crush on Cat Valentine, butwill their relationship ever go further than just friends? Or is Robbie destined to be the lonely boy with the puppet forever?
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Cat V., Robbie S. - Complete
The Day I Became a Puckett by SeddieNinja reviews
I passed by a mirror. I stopped and turned back, horrified at my reflection. My hair was short but a definite dirty blonde and my eyes were a piercing blue. Those were Sam's eyes. What the hell happened to me?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Facebook Note by mysteriouslife reviews
Freddie has a new girlfriend who keeps him from paying any attention to Sam. Sam - in her annoyance - makes a note on Facebook that only she can view. One-shot! Seddie. Review please. No sequel planned as of 6/15/11. Rated T for a little foul language.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
If You're Happy by SeddieNinja reviews
"As I said, I am a selfish person. I wished that I could have happiness alongside Freddie. But life doesn't work that way. If Freddie's happy, then I'm happy which is a complete lie. I'm not happy, and that won't ever change."
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Radio Host by SeddieNinja reviews
"Okay, that's it for this morning. I'll see you tomorrow morning bright and early. And remember, if there is a Sam Puckett listening… I miss you. We all do…" He turned off the mic and sighed. It seemed as though Sam had been lost from his life forever.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
photo proofed kisses i'll remember so well by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
And it's the classic of two best friends falling in love, but they're anything but cliché. / Tori/André. For Sami.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - André H., Tori V. - Complete
iFacebook by IvoryGreenReading reviews
Chapter update: The gang are graduating. But what are Sam and Freddie going to do to stay together? Or are they staying together? Check it out to find out!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
if i woke up next to you by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
it should've just been me and you. sam/freddie; carly/freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Cocktail Glasses by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
And everything is so much prettier when she looks through the golden liquor. Trina-centric.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Trina V. - Complete
Under a paper sky by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
And the paper plane goes sailing over the teacher's head, right onto her desk. Jade/Beck.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
My Best Theory by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
"You're not supposed to give one night stands your phone number." AU. Jade/Beck.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Smoke Stars by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
And spend your last breath under city lights. / Carly-centric.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Carly S. - Complete
Concocted Rainbows by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
By the age of eleven, she knows exactly what neurotic means. / The life and times of Carly's mother.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete
You Lose by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
Say the word flaw to her. Go on. I dare you. Carly-centric.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Carly S.
Broken Clock by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day." Sam-centric.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
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I'm Glad It's Christmas reviews
She stood in the snow waiting for him. Christmas one shot.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Just A Thought reviews
Little oneshots based around Victorious. All ship story. Rated T as of Chapter 6.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Complete