Author has written 6 stories for M*A*S*H, Jak and Daxter, and Kingdom Hearts.
My name is Laura.
I like a lot of things; I also hate a lot of things, though I swear I have good reason to hate them. (Well, okay... most are good reasons.) There are a lot of ways to describe me. I'm neurotic, and insecure, and lazy, and unmotivated. I'm laidback, and protective, and a bit bipolar, and what some might call a Daoist.
My friends will tell you (if you should ever meet them) that I'm a total hippy, but without the weed, because I figure I wasn't born with enough braincells to begin with, and it'd be a shame to destroy what I was given. They might also say that I'm hilarious, though half the time I don't try to be. It's just how I am. They will definetly tell you that I have a very dirty mouth, but I try really hard to keep it in around elders and strangers and little children, and people I don't know. My fellow yaoi friends will tell you that I don't know how to shut up when it comes to hawt guy-on-guy action, and I'm constantly plotting ways to get some of my cutest guy friends to hook up (sadly, none of them are working... ideas anyone?).
I live in several places; my main house, for one, the place where I was born and raised and will hopefully raise my kids, should I ever have any (I probably won't, 'cause I hate kids and kids hate me). I live at my best friend's house, where her seven brothers are my seven brothers, and her parents are probably comfortable enough with me by now to start ordering me to help clean house. I also live with my mom in Charleston on some weekends, if I feel like Dad and I should go down there to visit her instead of her driving all the way up here in Columbia, South Carolina.
My favorite activities are following the tourists in Charleston around and scaring them, writing, reading yaoi, playing video games, acting, directing my spoof series of Kingdom Hearts (which, hopefully, will be hitting YouTube soon), and hanging out with my best friends and family. I also adore checking out hawt boys. I do love the boys. Unfortunately, since I have a strange love of rainbows, they seem to think I'm gay. I'm not--if I was gay, I'd be all over my best friend right now, because she has been gifted with a mass of boobage. Boobs do nothing for me--I like penises. I also love the word penis, because it's funny.
I love peace signs. The fastest way to my heart is to give me anything with peace signs on it. I will love you forever if you do that. I also love hippy clothing. Srsly. I'm wearing some right this minute. They're very liberating. I also have discovered a new love of burning bras. Unfortunately, I can only burn prop bras, because I actually need mine. But yeah, you should go try it--it's very freeing.
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme