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Joined 07-22-03, id: 423596
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Buffy X-overs, and Tender_is_the_Night.
I've decided to redo my bio. So bite me.

As you have probably noticed - the penname is a big giveaway - I'm a Harry Potter fan. I am a fan of the following pairings:

Severus/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Harry/No One, Remus/Sirius, Bill/Fleur, and sometimes Remus/Hermione and Weasley Twincest, when I'm feeling very naughty. I don't like Draco Malfoy and I hate Cho. I also don't like Harry/Hermione and Ron Slash.

I'm also a huge Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan. I 'ship Willow/Oz, Willow/Tara, Xander/Dawn, Spike/Dru and Angel/Buffy. I hate Riley. My secret obsession is Buffy/Giles.

I also enjoy F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Hardy Boys (particularly Joe Slash!), Redwall, and poetry. I like Keats and Blake most of all.

But enough about my literature tastes and more about me.

I'm married, I write a lot but I post probably 10% of it. I don't actually read a lot of fanfiction because I hate getting cliches and crap stuck in my head. I grew up in Arkansas but currently live somewhere in the frozen tundra of the Upper Midwest. I love sports but am a complete and utter spaz. NASCAR, baseball and college basketball are my favorites. My dream job is to be Dan Patrick's minion. My OTHER dream job is to be a professional writer - not necessarily an author.

Oh, and mermaids are real. Bye! (This means I'm a Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan. See "Mitchell" for details...)

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Shatter by CuddlyFruit reviews
SLASH! The power is out, and Wilson has fears. Drabble.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2005
Boromir's Favorite Holiday by Gaslight reviews
Boromir muses on the joys of Easter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Together by animagus1369 reviews
It's one of those relationships that stands the test of time. Minor slash. Can't tell you who. If you don't like it, don't read it, and don't review it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2003
Plight of a Princess by Gaslight reviews
An attempt to get this Mary Sue Monkey off my back. Misspellings, parody, impossible names, and inane canon characters abound!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Legolas, Boromir - Complete
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His Lady reviews
SpikeDawn, Spike POV. Spike thinks about his growing infatuation with Dawn.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Spike, Dawn S.
William the Bloody, Counselor reviews
A drabble. Spike comforts Willow the only way he knows how.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Spike, Willow R.
Anything To Live reviews
A drabble. Joyce decides she'll do anything to live after learning about her brain tumor.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Joyce S.
Remus' Remorse
Remus deals with his emotions immediately after the events of Halloween 1981.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Remus L.
Blind Date reviews
Remus' blind date leads to a better understanding of himself. MWPP-era. Drama, angst, comedy, basically your run of the mill coming of age story. Implied slash. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Castaways on a Sullen Sea reviews
COMPLETE! Two unlikely souls find a love uncommon. An excursion into the angsty, dramatic, gothic romance. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,829 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Nature of a Rat reviews
What led Peter Pettigrew to betray his friends? Who was privy to his decision to give up the Potters to Voldemort? A very short drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2004
The Grey Lady reviews
An orderly at a nursing home discovers the truth about elderly Mrs. Weasley. (Eventually HGSS). It's a short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Morning After reviews
Based on "Bernice Bobs Her Hair". It's the day after Bernice does her deed. How does she feel about it?
Tender_is_the_Night - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004
The Squib reviews
BuffyHarry Potter crossover one-shot. Giles comes from a Magical family, but he's the Squib. This is his story.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Complete
The Golden State reviews
Oz deals with the aftermath of his breakup with Willow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Oz
In A Song reviews
Willow is torn between her love for Tara and her lingering feelings for Oz.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Willow R.
Weasleys In America reviews
A collection of short stories focusing on the Weasley children. Each child will have his own chapter (Fred and George share theirs). COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
It's A Very Merry Sev and Mione Christmas! reviews
Snape and Hermione entertain for Christmas, but a member of their party turns up missing. A parody of those 50's sitcoms you know and love, starring characters from the HP universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
After The Fall reviews
What happens after the last battle with Voldemort? - One Shot. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Ron W. - Complete
Inside the Spoofer's Studio with Harry Potter reviews
A parody of "Inside the Actor's Studio" starring characters from the Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/17/2003
Come Back to the Galleon and Knut, Mary Sue reviews
A humorous HP-based poem dedicated to "Mary Sue"...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2003
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