Author has written 17 stories for Lord of the Rings.Emma
Hey! I’ve finally written a real biography! Hopefully you’ll only find humor and no random craziness here because that’s all too common in bios these days.
Favorite Movies: Where do I start? Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Runaway Bride, Hayao Miyazaki films (like Kiki’s Delivery Service, Castle in the Sky and Spirited Away), Finding Nemo, The Princess Bride and Adam Sandler Movies (except Anger Management).
Favorite TV Programs: 24, Friends, According to Jim, CMT and The Simpsons
Favorite Songs: Lonestar songs, Brooks & Dunn songs and Black Eyed Peas songs.
Not really doing a lot right now. I’m too wound up in The Protector
‘A Crystal Sword’ stars Estel (younger Aragorn), Elladen, Elrohir, Arwen and Elrond. Some gruesome stuff and a lot of action.
‘Amarth’ stars Legolas, Thranduil and Neenuvar (OC) who treats Legolas like a insect while everyone else worships her. Legolas is caught up in being blamed for everything that goes wrong while Neenuvar slowly manipulates Thranduil to take his throne.
‘Blame’ stars Estel and Legolas. A lot of character development stuff for Legolas and many a much of action.
‘The Protector’ stars Legolas, Elenest, Thranduil, Redd and the gangs of Rohan. There’s a songfic in every third chapter, most of the time songs that are somewhat popular.
‘Dream Come True’ a pathetic attempt at a Sam/Rosie Romance. Frodo convinces him to go through his wedding basically.
What is J.Lo’s favorite kind of egg?
Benedicted (pun of Ben-Addicted.)
What did Santa Claus say to the Lady on the Corner?
Ho! Ho! Ho!
What did the blonde say when she got her first period?
‘I need a band-aid!’
Those are just some jokes that popped into my mind out of nowhere. Hope they’re not TOO pathetic.