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Joined 09-02-12, id: 4236302, Profile Updated: 05-16-15
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Hi my name is Thornn Dennet

I LOVE Yaoi, Im a Yaoi Fangirl

Im a ?? years old (I wont tell)

I love writing and art


101 THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. (it's actually quite amusing to see people's reaction to a 15-year-old girl pushing a cart full of candy, chocolate sauce, whipped cream and condoms into the toy section)

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. (Sixteen! Booyah!)

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. (Even better, bring your own bokken(woodensword))

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. (Your fly's down)

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. (he looked at me funny)

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10″.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…" etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a "test drive." (actually, I used a tryke)

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. (Well, almost, Dad took away the deep-sea fishing pole right after I caught some TP)

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won’t you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" (I got my brother to do it too)

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. (Again, I got Apollo to do this)

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD’s in Electronics.

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. (I took a thirty-minute nap)

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It’s those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" (better yet, sing "sexy back" or "date rape")

52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" (Note: this actually started a game)

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) (Actually, mine was Marvel heroes vs barbies)

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room.

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. ("Sweetie, about your "problem"... No I am not about to nag. Well, no! Fine! Be that way! -smacks the air, grabs it- Oh, I can't stay mad at you! -falls to the ground writing and making out with self-)

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle)."

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they don’t realize it!

70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!"

71. Hit on the elderly.

72. Hit on 5 year olds.

73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out "Yes!! I got it!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!! Hey look, there’s another one!!" Then Repeat.

74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you.

78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.

79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.

80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me". (I set a bunch of singing valentine's day monkeys up the other day and got my friends to press the trye me buttons on all of them)

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say "Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You digust me" Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl- like as you can ('Pollo had fun with this one)

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.

84. When you’re alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: "Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)" "Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)" Etc.

85. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department

90. Put lingerie in the men’s department.

91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around. (One guy saw the panties, shurgged, and bought them O.o)

92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying "All I ever wanted was a little attention" Then run away crying.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized.

94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say "Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things." Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming "NO!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!" Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say "I…will start…a fire…" The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed.

95. Light a match under a sprinkler.

96. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get my shot gun". Then walk away.

97. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn’t you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy. (Whoever made this up isn't lying. Trevor did this to some dude, because he can't say no to Peace's puppy face. Apollo saw and chased us both around with hockey sticks)

98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this"

99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

100. Act like your about to cry and ask people "Have you seen my mommy?"

101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless.

BONUS Attempt all of the above during the same visit


Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


If you have ever called any adult a fucking idiot, copy and paste this to your profile.

Most people say that life is good. But life is only good when you get what you want. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile


I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

I see stupid people, there's so many

I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning

Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free


How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-

Fucked up

Insecure

Neurotic and

Emotional.

I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking


If you KNOW that gravity hates you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know an anime character who should be real, then copy & paste into your profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Mwahahahaha, I have a plate of peas and a spork! You know what that means... (everyone runs away again)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (How do you spelL CPR?)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (IT's not my fault. It's the magic fish.)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sun, sun, go away, don't come back any other day. The dark is where I like to play. Sun, sun, go away.)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (The sad part is when you have thumbwar with yourself and lose :( Sucks don't it?)


Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever had a conversation with yourself while other people were around.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever started yelling random things as loud as possible.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've started a conversation with your pets.


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.


Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!


A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Dang, we screwed up bad!". Put this in your profile if you have a best friend

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Baa Baa Black Sheep, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you KNOW that gravity hates you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.


i'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes

i'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing 4 sumthin that happened yesterday

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been totally embarrased by a parent, relative, friend or anyone else, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed!


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.


I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


When you dial a mental hospital:

Ring...Ring...

Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-complusive, please press one repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.


He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

The dinosaur extinction wasn't an accident - barney came and they all committed suicide.

You can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

The difference between humour and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.

Pretty girls turn heads, My girls break necks.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more

LOVE... the slowest form of suicide.

THERAPIST=THE RAPIST... scary thought.

Life is not passing me by, it is trying to run me over.

Shock me... say something intelligent.

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege.

Remember what you just said because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and then you'll be sorry.

You'er not yourself today; I noticed the improvement immediately.

Smile - make people wonder what you're up to.

If the truth will set you free, why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room for the next two weeks?!

If aliens are looking for intelligent life then Earth has nothing to worry about.

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Call me crazy and prepare to be laughed at for being right.

Heaven doesn't want me there and hell knows I'll take over.

The evening news is where they begin by saying 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why its not.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

If you think it can't get any worse its probably because you lack sufficent imagination.

Most teenagers would have a meltdown if you called them a freak. However, I will simply ask, "What was your first clue?"

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you

I'm the person you're mother warned you to avoid making friends with.

When the giant fluffy bunnies take over the world, I am NOT saving your ass.

At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second if five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first.

Happiness is when the dentist says it won't hurt a bit, and then gets his hand caught in the drill.

I like you; when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless while the others are suffering.

I please only one person a day; today is not you're day and tommorrow isn't looking so good either.

I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning.

One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nerviously, and change the subject.

I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound that they make as they go by.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is definately NOT for you.

Parents spend half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and spend the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Im not insane, and my hand puppets argree with me.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

If God intended for man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

I swear, I didn't run into it! The pole moved on its own!

I'm not paranoid - WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Flying is simple; just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Beware! For my place of employment has give me a new weapon - the BUBBLE WRAP - OF DOOM!!

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it get me!

There's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is still wrong but much faster!

Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.

If you know for a fact you have an evil monkey living in your closet, copy and paste this into your profile.


The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."


24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.


16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".

7.Don't use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.


More quotes!

Some people hear voices...some see invisible people... others have no imagination whatsoever.

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Silence is not only golden, it's seldom misquoted.

You are never too old to learn something stupid.

I'm gunna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked!

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Never get in fights with ugly people, they've got nothing to lose.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

People say motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recomend it daily.

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about now a days saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absoloutly and entirely true.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If you can keep your head while all about you are loosing theirs, Its just possible you haven't grasped the situation yet.

The pen is mightyer than the sword and considerably easier to write with.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end.

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely.

A computer beat me at chess once, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?' The only thing I have learned is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

Always do some right. It gratifies some people and astonishes the rest.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask 'Where did I go wrong?' Then a voice says to me 'This is going to take more than one night.'


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


If you are a Proud Otaku, Copy and Paste!

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"

& Most Importantly... I'm not a geek, i'm an "Otaku!"

(\_/)
( o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

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The Black Star by Aileen Dickinson reviews
His godfather is dead and Harry decides that it's time to cut the strings from the old twinkle eyed puppeteer, start revealing his secrets and live his life as he wanted to. There's a new star in the Black tapestry. Independent! Smart! Powerful! Harry - Character bashing- slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 152,910 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Suns of Death and Darkness by Chakahlah reviews
Severus Snape was expecting a normal quiet summer until he recieved a letter from one Harry Potter asking for help. Ignores the last two HP books but Sirius is dead. Contains Dark not Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry Bad!Dumbles, Ron and Hermione bashing. Harry/draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 171,517 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
In search for the one by A.song.for.the.last.day reviews
' No, no! It's not that I think there isn't a one for you.' Bilbo said, finally coming out of his laughing fit. ' Although I wonder underneath which stone she's been hiding all this time.'
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,160 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry receives a letter from Dumbledore over the summer of 5th year and snaps. His magic reacts wildly and Harry finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. When everything comes to light Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,038 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 3,539 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Aftermath of War by ReighHPFiction reviews
Harry has done his duty. Voldemort is dead and the war over. Now he must face the world as a free man. His first action? Keeping the Malfoys out of jail. A life debt is a life debt after all. Male/Male, Het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Lucius M., Harry P.
A Family of My Own by Fire-Wolf Warrior reviews
When Harry Potter finally arrives at Hogwarts, many are surprised at what they find. Maybe Dumbledore should have checked on his little pawn now and then. Because Harry has started to build a family of his own, and they will not let others break them apart. Gray!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, Eventual Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,601 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., OC
Ice and Snow by Elemantalelf reviews
On his 17th birthday Harry comes into a creature inheritance and changes his looks. Now that Voldemort has taken over Hogwarts, Harry is able to stop pretending. Some of Harry's friends also come into a creature inheritance and all his friends change their looks. HP/LV, NL/LL, SF/DT, SS/RW, LM/RL, DM/BZ. Weasley bashing except the twins, youngest Weasley male and older two boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Most Precious Snakeling by Kyuubiluver reviews
When Voldemort realizes just how important Harry Potter is to him, he'll do anything to keep the boy safe. Anything. LVXHP. (Image by xKaorixChanx on DA, thank you for letting me use it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 76,959 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Snow Phoneix by Dragon's Flame of Life reviews
The Dark Lord has taken over Wizarding Britian. Harry was betrayed by his friends. Now the Dark Lord along with his two lovers are looking four him they love him and want him at their side. Chap. 3 UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Thing with Feathers by Rose Basilisk007 reviews
When Harry is left at the Dursley's after 5th year, his world has been tilt upside down with revelations. He finds himself alone and in dark times; twistedly re-living his childhood. Then, as all hope seems gone, a thing with feathers flutters back into his life. Contains: light-bashing, abuse, slash-HP/LV/TMR, MPreg later. Don't Like, Don't Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Taken by Surprise by BabblingSquirrel reviews
Innocent and harmless as he appears, Harry Potter is anything but - and after years of sitting tight, on the move. Can the Dark Lord cope with the bombshell? Will the wizarding world ever be the same if he can? Independent!Harry, Powerful!Harry, eventual SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,617 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S., Lucius M.
Life Turned Upside Down by GeminiFaerie reviews
Harry finds out Dumbles has been paying his relatives to mistreat him; after being violently abused he escapes with the help of Dobby and a magic collar that releases his animagus form, only to find himself at the mercy of Draco Malfoy. DM/HP Slash Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,908 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Memoirs of Consort Slytherin by arudhatt reviews
Inspired by Lucky, Lucky Me by Lantana; Harry is betrayed and forced to marry Voldemort. Watch as he sheds his Gryffindor persona and becomes Slytherin Consort to get revenge. Will he be able to find love and family he always wanted? AU from Ootp. Weasleys/Dumbledore bashing. SLASH HP/LV, MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Complications by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wants to live a solitary wizard's life away from politics, pointless wars, and people. He figures he can do that by going neutral. Only problem is he needs to convince Voldemort to leave him alone. And if that's not complicated enough, he's starting to find a certain someone irresistible. SLASH DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S., Voldemort
Kiss me by Kxro-Kun reviews
Sebastian tried to take Ciel's soul, but stopped, remembering the contract. Ciel was awke the whole time and ordered something rather surprising
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
When Spells Go Wrong by Dragon's Warrior Rose reviews
Harry Potter had always wanted a family but he didn't expect it to happen like this! After being struck by the Dark lord's magic and a misdirected spell at the same time Harry finds himself not just pregnant but in quite the situation as well! But is Voldie really who harry thinks he is or will he end up in love with the man he now sees? Find out When Spells Go Wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Pet's War by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
The Curse in Harry's Magical Core takes a turn for worse, creating consequences that would lead him to an almost pre-mature death. Now with his magical core restored, Harry has to deal with the war between Voldemort and Dumbledore while balancing it with his tutor's courting. Nothing truly is fair in life and war. Part 2 of Pet's Trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S.
Kill Me with Your Touch by Yami Alchemist reviews
Harry is wandering the corridors of Hogwarts when he runs into a very unlikely person. And just exactly do they want with him? HarryxVoldemort. Yaoi, rating will go up later. On Hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,350 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Snapped by cuz-CM's-awesome reviews
Harry Snaps. After a very bad summer with the Dursleys, one of Snape's angering jibs about Harry being the spoiled golden boy sets Harry off. If Snape wants a sickeningly arrogant child to deal with that's what he's going to get. Slash mentions of Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,357 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Smell's Divine by Isho Moogoo reviews
Daisuke is a kitsune hanyou who is forced by his eccentric mother to go to a demon school. as soon as he gets there, he is chased by half the student body Then Dark claims Dai as his.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,413 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
Late Night Visits by WinchesterWings3 reviews
What happens when Draco encounters an unexpected visitor? Very obvious things, indeed. x3 -Very short oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Love Me Harder by Chaobaby95 reviews
After a night of drunken lust, Ash is stuck with the fact that Gary Oak made him succumb to so much pleasure. Ash wondered if it was the alcohol talking; however, on his best friend's wedding day, another visit from Gary made all the difference.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Loneliness is a Warm Gun by xdragonslayerx reviews
"Pitch notices that his shadows meld with the snow at his feet, like puzzle pieces fitting perfectly together. Pitch wonders if he should take that as a good sign. Perhaps their powers complement each other in such a way that Pitch can't help but be attracted." A BlackIce Fic, Consensual, M/M, AU
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Man in the Moon
Our Dark Saviour by dominatenebras reviews
Harry is abandoned by the Dursley's at the age of 4. Growing up in an orphanage, full of children who hate him was the thing that made Harry snap. When he arrives at Hogwarts, he is clearly not as golden as people thought he would be. Harry hates Dumbledore and so goes to Voldemort, who knows more about him than Harry had thought... HP/LV, Harry/Voldemort, Harrymort SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,314 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Draco Malfoy is NOT attractive by Sophie French reviews
Draco Malfoy is not attractive. Not even one bit. Nope. 8th year fic - Shower smut - Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Shag You Better by mirror jinx reviews
Harry is an auror. Draco is his assistant. Harry just doesn't know what do when Draco gets on his knees. Read warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ginny W. - Complete
The Road Delivered Us Home by Keelywolfe reviews
In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End. He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,832 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/18 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Frodo. B, Dwalin - Complete
Ashyboy, I love you by once-upon-a-dream012 reviews
Ash cant resist him ever since that first night, Gary has fallen hard what happens when Professor Oak is gone for a whole week? Boy on boy, Yaoi, Smut. Review please!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,391 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Getting it Right by Emrald Eyes reviews
They had it all wrong...wrong enemy...wrong way to win a war...everything was wrong and once again it was all up to Harry as he is forced to go back in time, stuck in his eleven year old body with a fully grown mind...can he get it right this time because there is no second chances this time around...and there is no one to turn to... WARNING A/U.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/6 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort
Desire by Greath reviews
Hiccup learns Dragonese, he soon finds out Toothless' desire. Will Hiccup help his friend or will he refuse? Dragon!Toothless/Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Royal Chances by yamiyugi23 reviews
Looking for a better life Harry summons The Deciders only to find himself in a new world where Voldermort is a kind and just king, Lucius Malfoy act's like his father and the Dark Side is the Good Guys. LemurDemonHarry, Voldermort/Harry, Lucius/Severus, Bad Dumbledore and Order, Very AU with Multiple twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,009 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Care and Management of Volatile Veelas by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry adopts a Veela. He really, really didn't mean to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/17 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Mistletoe by eidheann reviews
A bit of damned magical mistletoe threatens Draco with a very interesting holiday. / Written for the 2014 HD Owlpost Fest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care by digthewriter reviews
Harry Potter is the proud owner of The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care and his favourite student is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius's dad might be okay, too. [Top Draco. Bottom Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/16 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Day That Never Comes by Rayniekinnz reviews
ON HOLD. 'When Longbottom's botched potion turns Potter into a kid and Draco has to help take care of him, he thinks it's about the worst thing that could happen – until a carpetbagger Dark Lord was added to his problems, sniffing after a wily old goat. And how much can your life really change in a few months? Maybe being a simple baby-sitter wasn't so bad, after all…' DM/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Lucius M., Voldemort
Like a Dream by The Secret Winds reviews
Toothless, a boy of 17, is handsome, very friendly, a big group of friends, lots of charm, and a secret crush on a boy named Hiccup that goes to his school. Summer has come so the school goes on one last trip to an amusement park. Toothless has no clue what the day'll bring. He may even run into Hiccup while he's there and may leave with a boyfriend. Rating inside! AU 21st Century!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Hiccup, Toothless] Astrid, Stormfly
Curiosity killed te cat by Leedalolita reviews
Harry tries out is animangus form for the first time and not all turns out like planned. Voldemort/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fallen Angel by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Dark!Powerful!Evil!Harry. Harry found magic at a much earlier age, armed with power over the Dursley's he repays them for their loving care and takes over the house hold. Cold, cruel and sadistic Harry works in secret to get what he wants no matter what the price while in the eyes of the people he's simply an angel. Hogwarts will be in for a surprise if they think he's anyones hero
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,684 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P.
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,844 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 3,985 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Christmas Gifts by Ninja Pupr reviews
Ash wants to give Gary the perfect gift for Christmas this year. He has the perfect plan, but he also needs help carrying it out. Brock gets involved, but demands a payment. And Ash's mom hears some very disturbing things... things a mom should never have to hear. Yaoi, warnings are inside. Thanks for reading!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru] Brock/Takeshi
Claiming Hiccup by Mymaster reviews
Hiccup/Toothless Human forms. Don't like, don't read. Everyone else, enjoy. Toothless takes his mate.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Harry Gets Caught by tainted-tash reviews
Harry is rifling through Voldemort's office when he is forced to hide under his desk. It really isn't in his best intersts to get caught.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
New Beginnings by Titania's Song reviews
Gary Oak x Ash Ketchum yaoi fanfiction - that means boy x boy so please don't read if it offends. This story takes place as the two young men realize they aren't children anymore and put their past behind them as they discover their feelings for one another and start over. Reviews are always welcome. Obviously it's a work in progress. Palletshipping...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Hangover by TaraJo reviews
Draco thinks something might have happened at his birthday party last night, but he can't remember a thing. All he's got to go on is a pineapple in his bed, a ferret in the bathroom and a mysterious lightning bolt tattoo on his lower back… Harry/Draco (eventually)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,953 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Final Horcrux by Majix.Trixx reviews
With the Light's victory came the slow downfall of Magic as the Wizarding World remained unchanged. But when The-Boy-Who-Lived comes across a hidden surprise within the Ancient and Noble House of Black, the prospect of change suddenly glows brighter than ever, and it all began with an accidental word in Parseltongue. HP/LV SLASH. Explicit. Not Epilogue compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,115 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 150 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Why Not to Steal a Company's Burglar by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
Bilbo's fascination with elves is becoming a problem in Rivendell because the elves seem to have a fascination with him too and it looks almost like they're attempting to steal the hobbit for themselves. This, of course, will not stand amongst the dwarves, who hae decided to do whatever it takes to make sure Bilbo leaves with them.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Play Nice by allthingsmagical reviews
Back to Hogwarts for their eighth year. Wanting house unity Headmistress McGonagall pairs the eighth year Gryffindors with the Slytherins, telling them they are to play nice and set a good example for the younger years…. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh I'm Lucius's Mate Wait! What! by kuroninja reviews
A lot has happened in such a short time. Finding out lies and manipulations has led me to believe that the Good side isn't all that good. AD, Ron, Ginny, Hermione Bashing. Not following the original story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Harry P., Lucius M.
The Stone of Souls by blade-of-the-shadows reviews
Godric uses his 'Griffindor Stupidity' and Salazar ends up in a centuries-later Hogwarts where he meets a one Harry Potter. In all his looks, Harry is a replica of Godric but their personalities are completely different. If you ask Salazar, he kinda acts like a Slytherin...excuse the pun. Salazar misses Godric but can't help but be attracted to Harry...Post-war Dont like dont read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,438 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] [Draco M., OC]
A Job Well Done by Chaobaby95 reviews
Ash had ended in the room where Gary was having his presentation. Being under the table and facing right where his crotch is, Ash simply couldn't resist the temptations...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
A Veela's Mate by not.your.baby reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort in the department of mysteries in his fifth year due to the help of Lucius Malfoy who had been a spy for the order. After returning for his sixth year, Harry discovers he is the mate to Lucius, who is a veela and will die if they don't mate. LM/HP !SLASH! don't like dont read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] Draco M.
My Soul, In Your Hands by not.your.baby reviews
HP/TR HP/LV !SLASH! !EVIL DUMBLEDORE! !DARK HARRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,483 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dark Side Of Love by coolvampgirl reviews
Dark!Harry Potter finds out about some very important facts about the light side he starts to learn who he can trust and who he can't ...slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Can this get any weirder? by taramegareader reviews
The trio goes on a mission from Dumbledore to capture Death Eaters and to trap them in Grimauld Place. Things don't turn out as Harry anticipated. Whatever will he and the others do when they find themselves trapped with five Slytherins? Can these two groups come together? Or will something even more unexpected happen? Contains slash, karaoke,have you ever, and truth or dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,171 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Afterlife: The Tail of a Curious Cat by Rayniekinnz reviews
'What exactly happens after The End? Well. You'll just have to read, won't you.' Sequel to 'Curiosity Killed The Cat'. LM/HP. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Fed Up With The Insufferable Git by RambleSchapalon reviews
Harry Potter is fed up with the handsome Slytherin, Draco Malfoy. What happens when they bump into each other alone at night when Draco was doing his prefect rounds? Read and find out! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Venture by pink.chocolate.unicorn reviews
Draco expects to have to work for what's his; not just anyone was destined for Harry Potter, after all. (Yeah, it's a Draco-Is-A-Veela-And-Harry-Potter-Is-His-Mate fic. (Slash. Veela!Draco/Creature fic. Possible mpreg? Hints of wing fic/wing kink. Cliches possible, too. Rated M; mature content and language.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,339 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G., Teddy L.
Harry Potter and the Nefarious Quest by shadowkissedprincessofheart reviews
In the future, Harry is unhappy with how his life has turned out. He hatches a plan to go back in time, and change his destiny to a more pleasurable one. Dark Harry! Manipulative Dumbledore! Eventual HP/LV, Perhaps some Harmony and Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,663 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Snake in the Dark by kistenbabe reviews
Harry gets turned into a snake and makes his way to Tom Riddle, who cares for him. Harry finds himself falling in love, but doesn't want to change back in fear that Tom will hate him. He does turn back accidentally, to find that Tom really does love him. TR/HP slashy goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,059 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 166 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Bellatrix L., Nagini - Complete
My Sassy Wife by Uchihalover99 reviews
"Kanata! Did someone bully you at school again?" Zero asked her son when she saw him cry. His body and face covered with dirt and bruises. "Hah...Shiro bully me" "Next time if he bully you again, you can hit him back, or if not, you can just break his neck, and if you're not brave enough to do so, you can tell me. Mommy will go and break his neck for you, ok?" she still the same...
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,843 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hanabusa A., Akatsuki K., Kaname K., Zero K.
Happy on the dark side by felicia2235 reviews
This is about Harry being betrayed by his friends and Dumbledore. Fake prophecy. Harry/Voldemort and other varies parings as well. Dark winning and light bashing. Snape loyal to Voldemort in this story. Harry calls out to the dark lord who saves him and brings him to there side where Harry finally finds happiness and love and family. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,410 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 261 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort
Helplessly in Love by Chaobaby95 reviews
Ash has discovered that he is helplessly in love with Gary. No matter how hard he tries to push those feelings to the back of his head, they always come back. After three years of not seeing each other, Ash gets a chance to spend a week with Gary on his break. Ash then realizes that every single day, he falls a little bit harder in love with his rival, hoping he will catch him.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,206 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
All Bets on Granger by accionix reviews
Draco, Ron, Harry, and Blaise play a night of poker. Things get heated and somehow, Hermione gets involved in their bet. What happens when Hermione is forced to deal with the winner of the bet? One-shot. DRAMIONE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
I'm sure Potions aren't meant to do that by My Little Vixen reviews
What happens when Draco and Harry are involved in a Potions accident, and end up with a baby to look after? Who is this baby and where did it come from? And more importantly, what are they going to do with it? Seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dance With the Devil by The World in Black and White reviews
He was given a choice, it wasn't a hard one really. A chance to make things right, to live in peace with people you loved. Wouldn't you choose the same? Armed with knowledge of the future and the path, Harry, now returned to his body the day he got his first Hogwarts letter-Full inside. SLASH! Time Travel! No perm pairing decided on, but I'm definitely going to have fun with it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,340 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
Draco's Daddy by bornfromevil reviews
Draco is a very good boy for his daddy ;) warnings: daddy!kink, drarry, underage and slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
DNA Mishap by blade-of-the-shadows reviews
Basically, Lily hooked up with Lucius and Harry-17 years later- finds out Lucius is his real father and Draco is his brother. He's stuck between his hate for Lucius and the new emotions he's feeling and ends up turning to Snape, who used to love Lily. They cope together and Harry develops some...unwanted feelings for the Potions Master. Rewrite has been posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,467 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
Courting Letters by Kat100666 reviews
Harry is receiving love letters from a hawk messenger and now he's falling for some one he does not know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,264 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
I Love You Tom by RambleSchapalon reviews
What happens when Harry Potter is locked in a dungeon with Voldemort AKA Tom Riddle? Will Harry finally confess his feelings? Read and find out! ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tease by redroses100 reviews
Bilbo is frighteningly good at being a tease and Thorin is an inch from going crazy. M for smut. Be warned. For Loreyulia!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Different Outcome by Jessiikaa15 reviews
3rd year, Harry moves in with Sirius and Remus. With family backing and learning his place in the wizarding world, Harry becomes the person he was truly meant to be: 4th year is going to be different with Harry fighting back and showing the world what he is really capable of. Voldemort is going to have trouble if he thinks Harry wont fight him to the end!OOC UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,067 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
Harry Potter: Blessed by Fates by FrankieSpitfire reviews
The war is over and done with, Voldemort is no more. Harry returns to Hogwarts to finish his education. But life has a few more things in store for The Boy Who Lived. Defeating the Dark Lord was easy. Dealing with friends, enemies and love, proves to be much more difficult. Harry and his friends discover that growing up isn't all that fun. HP/LM, DM/BW, RW/NL, HG/FW This is SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 447,932 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Want to Murder My Veela Ancestors by Nelliezabini4 reviews
Draco's a Veela. That's basically all you need to know. Oh yeah and he has a mate. Fluff filled with little black books, Veelaness, Harry Potter in tight jeans, truth or dare, and Voldemort wearing stilletos with a man bag? Harry/Draco, very very OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,607 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Chocolate Wine and Moonlit Lavender by cnaheartsbotdf reviews
Zero's mind goes places he doesn't know if he wants to follow. His thirst is unbearable, and the one he hates most may be the only one to help.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [Kaname K., Zero K.] - Complete
Dragons, Mates, and Children by Musical Fangirl reviews
Toothless goes missing. A worried Hiccup goes looking for him. Not realizing what he's found, he finds a boy about his age and only a bit bigger. Toothcup, Eventual lemon (My first shot, don't judge too harshly) and a bit of Astrid bashing.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Hiccup, Toothless] Astrid - Complete
My Lamia Mate by AceNina reviews
Imagine Harry surprise when he wake up after his grow spurt that he changed? Imagine his surprise when he learn that he is a Lamia or worse his mate is the dark lord himself? What more will he learn?HPLV-mpreg-bashing Dumbledore and his lackey. C1 and C2 is beta'ed..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,342 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Fire and Rain by ShatteredDragon reviews
When Harry Potter is found nearly dead in Diagon Alley by Draco Malfoy, it sets up a brand new path in the war. Harry's world is turned around as he learns that not everyone is as Light or Dark as they appear. AU. HP/SS slash - Adopted with permission from thegoldentrio333
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Issue of Boredom by Caz251
Chuck cares nothing for the ethics of the situation really, he is just very bored. Companion piece to my fic Ethical Issues.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.] - Complete
Precious One by ReiFa91 reviews
We would not let you hurt him. Because of you, he is hurt and we swear that we will kill you although he loves you. Kaname/Zero/OC. Yaoi and Mpreg.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,433 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K.
The Time Of My Life by digthewriter reviews
Oneshot: It's raining and Harry is bored, he's about to watch a film when Draco comes knocking on the door! Harry/Draco. Rated M for mature content. Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Thinking for Myself by felicia2235 reviews
HBP and DH didn't happen. Harry and Draco's 6th year and Harry realizes a few things. One his gay and two he wants Draco Malfoy of all people. Harry has to make choices and decide what he really wants in life. See what happens when he starts thinking for himself instead of letting others and prophecy decide for him. He has help in the form of Voldemort in his head. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,896 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 228 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort
Dominance by A Secret Drarry Lover reviews
One-shot in which Draco is a prefect, who decides to punish Harry using his special ways when he catches him wandering through the castle after curfew. WARNING: Contains mature content! [PWP (Porn without plot)]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
SETTING THINGS STRAIGHT by sue1982 reviews
SETTING THINGS STRAIGHT. After Harry,Ron,Draco and Hermione have lost everything in the war they decided to take one last chance to set things straight and try to save those they have lost, they use a very ancient spell that they have found in the black library to go back in time and prevend it all from happening again,will they succeed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Win by BrittanyChayanne reviews
Jack makes a bet with Pitch and enjoys every minute of it.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Zero's Sickness by shebacatb10 reviews
Nobody quite knows how this happened, all they know is they have to fix it quickly or risk losing him to the sickness. Its not supposed to be possible for a vampire to get sick, but Zero somehow manged to. What can they do to save him, can they save him at all? Mix this sickness with some love and you'll get the mess called Zero's life.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Hanabusa A., Akatsuki K., Kaname K., Zero K.
Finding Parchment by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter wanted revenge, so a piece of parchment that he "accidentally" lost is his first act of revenge. Soon his so called ex-friends will feel the full force of what Harry Potter's revenge will do. Warning: slash, strong language. HG, RW, GW, MW bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,607 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 140 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Neville L., Hannah A.] - Complete
Watch Me Bleed by Isabelle-Angel018 reviews
Adopted from A Goddess Under The Cupboard... His heart was broken and he ran away from the person who could give meaning to his life. But his lover will not let him go easily... For He is the Dark Lord's lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
In my head by anonymwriter91 reviews
Harry knew he should be scared, but he wasn't. His talks with Voldemort during their link gives him more comfort and calm than anything- no matter how weird it sounds. He soon realizes that maybe his nemesis aren't as cruel as he first believed him to be
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,965 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Pet's Curse by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Harry gets cursed and sent back in time. Now he has to find a way to save himself while getting used to the constant presence of his enemy, how does he always gets himself in these things anyway? part 1 trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,147 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by starxcrossedxwolf reviews
Severus Snape/Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy or SS/HP/DM. Creature fic. Rated M for a reason. Severus and Draco have become mated, but they still feel the pull. Harry, meanwhile, is having troubling dreams day after day. Soon, they all find what they need. HAITUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,000 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.]
Serpents Heart by Oddsessed reviews
On his sixteenth birthday Harry comes into his magical maturity and an unexpected creature inheritance. Now he must contend with lying headmasters, fake friends, and of course Voldemort. Pairing yet to be determined. Warnings- slash, Ron/Hermione bashing, Dumbledore bashing, good Voldemort? Rated M mostly for the eventual heavy cussing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort
One Leaves, One Enters by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter is madly in love and believes his life couldn't get better. When Harry hears a conversation he is left heartbroken. He returns to Hogwarts to do his final year and hopes this time will help him forget his heartache, but that year leads to a new love. Slash: some language, Harry/Charlie, Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Charlie W. - Complete
Pitch Black X Jack Frost by yaoifan23 reviews
When the nightmares take Pitch back to his lair Jack follows they talk and he ends up falling in love with pitch. Story better then it sounds. Unbeta and I suck at grammer and spelling so ignore them please! Also first time writing a fanfic so please be nice but help is greatly appreciated!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
A Simple Revision by selene344 reviews
After Draco accidentally doses his father in a reversal potion, Lucius Malfoy is forced to return to Hogwarts, to join the seventh years. What ensues is entirely up to me. will be a HP/LM slash. Mostly ignoring bits of HBP & OOTP. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Snakes by MissSilverfox666 reviews
It had been nearly four years since Harry left Hogwarts in his seventh year to hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes and just over three years since he decided he had enough of being used as a pawn in some old fool's chess game, even after the old coot was dead. Harry is neutral in the war until he decides to help a certain blonde Slytherin and in turn Voldemort himself what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sampling Potter by TaraJo reviews
Draco found a perfect way to sample Potter without any consequences, and without Potter knowing about it. Draco wouldn't be a Slytherin if he let that sort of chance go to waste. Warnings: Dub-con, seduction, main pairing Draco/Harry but there's a brief Draco/Blaise. Auror!Harry, Potioneer!Draco, bottoming from the top, bottom!draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Draco M., Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Unexpected Visit by QueenofFurbys reviews
A one-shot smut fic for the pairing Bilbo and Thranduil. A request completed for vampygurl402 :). Bilbo is trying to free his friends from the prisons of Mirkwood but, one thing stands in his way...a sexy elf king! Rated M for, as I mentioned earlier, smut aka sex.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bilbo B., The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
A Night at the Moon Dorm by Ren-sama23 reviews
Who would have thought that a simple package given to Yuuki could turn Zero's world upside down in one night? Yaoi. KaZe.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Hanabusa A., Akatsuki K., Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Once In A Blue Moon by ShadowsOfPenAndPaper reviews
It is said that every blue moon, a change happens to the one who deserves it most. This change will alter the vampire race forever.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,676 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Afternoon Tea by AyakaSenpai reviews
Sebastian brings Ciel his afternoon tea, along with some fun.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Hard to mend a broken heart by Kindred01 reviews
Thorin chooses the stone over Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Bilbo B., The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Fair Courtesy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, SFDT. This is what happens when you destroy one of the eighth year dorm beds with a fire curse and then have one less than you should have. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cracked Cauldron by n0n0pants reviews
(Or: Neville, You Just Burned My Bollocks Off): Neville's lack of skill in potions causes Harry's world to turn upside down. Eighth year. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,061 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Spanking Malfoy by amorettehd reviews
Of course, nothing is simple with Draco Malfoy, and Harry wonders why he ever thought it would be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ancient and Noble Houses by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry discovers that becoming the Black heir means far more than just inheriting some vaults and property. Even with Draco Malfoy's help, there seems to be only a slim chance that Harry can escape the consequences. Updated every Friday and Saturday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 82,191 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teaching Malfoy A Lesson by Rav3n Owl reviews
"Merlin! Malfoy needs to be taught a lesson!" So Harry takes Hermione's advice and does just that. A/N: Short little one-shot that I found on my computer. It's a Drarry and extremely mature content. Any spelling mistakes are my own. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Storage Closet by A. Padfoot reviews
Harry's been avoiding Draco and Draco's patience has finally run out. Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silver Flame by Rose Of Damned reviews
What if Zero wasn't a vampire but something else. A year after the war Zero finds himself right in the middle of an on going war that has been hidden from history itself. And to top it off Kaname is being nice to him. Kaname/Zero, Aidou/Kain, Shiki/Takuma
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,262 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Living Life All Over Again by 2pleb4me reviews
After slaughtering Voldemort, Harry transports his soul back in time to his newborn body. He wants to live things differently, after all - being Dark couldn't possible be that bad. It turns out that blood does in fact matter. SLASH Dark!Evil!Clever!Harry Dumbledore!Weasleys!Hermione!Bellatrix Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Rodolphus L., Rabastan L.]
Mine by Loveless Paradox reviews
The Dwarves and Bilbo show up at the Kingdom of Mirkwood. King Thranduil discovers why the little Halfling is so special. [ThranduilBilbo]
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Bilbo B., The Elven King of Mirkwood] Thorin - Complete
Of First Times by QueenHatshepsut reviews
Brian is ready to take that next step with Dom in their relationship. Explicit. Slash.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Dom, Brian - Complete
New Beginnings by Sprout2012 reviews
Harry and Draco teach at Hogwarts. Draco took the post to be closer to his estranged son. Harry helps Scorpius and Draco, mend their broken relationship. Along the way Harry discovers he wants his own relationship with Draco. Drarry - with kids as a back story. Rated M just in case, language & future naughty chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,871 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Translation Issues by Nigellica reviews
When Snape needs help in brewing a parseltongue translating potion he turns to the only non-evil parselmouth he knows... Harry Potter. Who unfortunately is not known for his potions skills. Contains bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,653 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/26/2008 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
Harry potter and the Darkness Within by Ryuu Hakumei reviews
What if the shard of Voldemort left within harry's scar was stronger, what if it had the power to whisper in his ear as he cried in the dark? Will this dark harry join lord Voldemort once he rises, or will he overthrow the dark lord and become a greater threat to the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Aerrow's midnight visitor by Krazy Katieness reviews
Aerrow has a dream about his enemy again and wakes up in the middle of the night. He touches himself, not realizing he had a visitor. My second ever yaoi! Don't like? Don't read! Simples *squeaks like a Meerkat*
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Aerrow, Dark Ace - Complete
A Sexy Night With Two Lovers by Krazy Katieness reviews
Dark Ace comes back to find a surprise on his bed. Yaoi! Don't like? Don't read. Simple. My first try. Not that good but, eh, I'll get better.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Aerrow, Dark Ace - Complete
What If by Love Imagination reviews
What if Harry and Draco became friends in 1st year? What if Harry was a Slytherin and his father was Voldemort? This is slash! Drarry alert! There will be lemons! HPDM DMHP Dumbledore bashing! SSLM LVRB Bond fic! Possessive Draco! Adorable Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,553 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Teach Me, Butler by Key-Writes-Shizz reviews
Things begin to heat up between the 18 year old Phantomhive and his butler. But what happens when Lizzie wants to marry Ciel? Will Sebastian let that happen or not? YAOI. BOYxBOY. Rated M. Lemons in later chapters. More Chapters Coming Soon.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Pitch's Little Pet by UmbrellaEl reviews
Pitch couldn't control himself, He wanted Jack. / Smutty one shot, Enjoy! Warning: Contains what can be bondage and smut, of course
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
The Flaw in the Plan by Paimpont reviews
After seeing Snape's final memory, Harry realizes that Dumbledore planned for The Boy Who Lived to die all along. But Harry has a much better idea... Harry/Voldemort romance. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 219 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Over His Head by Lori94 reviews
Entry for the Summer of Slaves fest on LJ. Young Scorpius develops a crush on Harry when Albus brings him home after their last year of Hogwarts. Subtle flirting occurs over the next few weeks, but Harry has a secret and he's sure that the lifestyle he enjoys will be way over Scorpius' head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Mark of the Beast by aliendroid reviews
Long ago a deal was made. The terms set generations ago. Now the time to collect has arrived! There are two new professors at Eden College and they're looking for two specific boys that bare the "mark of the beast". Ciel and Alois each bare one such mark. What secrets lay waiting to be discovered about their families? What exactly do the new professors want? Seba/Ciel Claude/Alois
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,377 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] [Alois T., Claude F.] - Complete
Enter the Dark by kythari reviews
Two bodyguards arrive at Hogwarts with a connection to Voldemort. What are they doing in a school full of children? What does all this have to do with Harry? Warning:Dark Harry and involves self-harm HP/LV Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,921 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Missing part by READitN reviews
Harry is sick of being the golden boy. On the night of his birthday something happens and everything changes. What if his enemy really isn't who he should be against? Harry x Tom.R/Voldemort. Manipulating/Evil!Dumbledore Might turn into Harry x 3 people or even more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Veela and His Mate: Revised by HPSSflufflover reviews
During the start of his Fifth Year, Harry finds himself to be mated to the most hated professor at Hogwarts, who...doesn't hate him anymore?. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,006 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Veil that Shadows the Unknown by pouncinglioness
Harry often sat by the veil where he had lost the dearest thing to him in the world. No one knew that they could just reach in and pull him out and he stayed there waiting for his beautiful godson. When Harry dives into the abyss, Sirius isn't going to wait anymore. He had waited and wanted for too long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Dark Tide's Pull by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
Harry goes back in time to 1944 to deal with Voldemort before he decides to make seven horcruxes. Unfortunately for Harry, though, dealing with a 17 year old Tom Riddle isn't as easy as he thought it would be. TM/HP HP/TM Contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,569 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Lust by AnneCloud17 reviews
When the vampire hunter, Zero Kiryu, finds himself in a situation that he's struggled his whole life to avoid, will anyone be able to save him from the clutches of Kaname Kuran? WARNING YAOI! ONE SHOT! (I may continue it).
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Sex Hotline? by Angelling reviews
AU: what can go wrong with just working on sex line? until his pet call and join the fun? *crap summary* yaoi, unbetaed,OOC, just for fun, One-Shoot, all stories is not related, Drabble and please dont flame! Chap.2 is UP...just see for yourself..:)
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Heat by xDemoiselleGothique reviews
When you're an animagus, getting in heat is something you can't avoid. Draco/Harry. Smut. Catboy!Draco. Bottom!Draco/Top!Harry, Sub!Draco/Dom!Harry. Reviews appericiated :).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Roomies by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Pitch Black, a wealthy doctor, has been allowing his friend Jack Frost to live with him in his enormous home. He doesn't mind. But when he comes home from a party one night to hear Jack moaning in agony, he worries. And when he worries, he ends up in a room walking in on a scene that would turn his ears red. SMUT WARNING
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness's Challenge. Jack, like all seasonal spirits, has to hibernate in the off season. He chooses the Warren as his place to sleep, but unknown to him, Bunnymund is about to go into heat! How long can Bunny resist the sight of a sleeping winter spirit? Cover art by Asameshii at Deviantart
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,734 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
How To Make Him See Me by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry is frustrated, he wants Severus but all he sees when he looks at Harry is is old enemy, Harry's father, James Potter. So Harry decides it's time to get serious, he was going to do everything he could to get Severus to notice him and not his father. One way or another it was time to get the man he loved or end up with a broken heart. Warning: slash. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,765 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Watch Your Feet! by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Request from beobsessed. Based off the tumblr post from Ask Cosplay Pitch. Jack needs to learn to dance for the Guardians' ball. What happens when a Nightmare King finds him? (Warnings: Smut, Dub-Con, Naughtiness, and Grinding.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The Gift by AlmondWithUnicornHair reviews
Harry, the new DADA professor, drew Snape's name for the staff's Secret Santa gift exchange. What will Harry give him? And how will this change their relationship? - Snarry. Don't like, don't read. UPDATE! NEW chapter (ch.4) & UPDATED chapter (ch3 - needed to rewrite a short bit)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Embracing Evil: Series 5 - The Final Series by Jessiikaa15 reviews
After fights and struggles, Chaos and Tom are happier than they has ever been and to prove he is forever Chaos finally makes the ultimate sacrifice. With only the ministry and the order stood in their way they set out to claim the wizarding world for their own. With a proposal and an impossibility, nothing is ever simple when you are the most powerful wizards in the world. MPreg!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,688 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Voldemort and harry love Story by HetaliaLover16 reviews
Harry and voldermort catch up on some fun Rated M for Lime/Lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Embracing Evil: Series 4 by Jessiikaa15 reviews
4th in the Series. Harry Potter is no more, only Chaos stands and the order is in disarray. Becoming solely the Dark Lord's Chaos was supposed to be easy but things keep getting in the way, with feeling's called in to question and Dumbledore's meddling becoming harder to work around, Chaos is set for a fight. Everything is up in the air and finally the Order will meet Chaos. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,751 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Getting Close to the Darkness by askthejackfrost reviews
It has been a year since Pitch's defeat, and he has regained his power, and seems content, but Jack and the others are still suspicious. Will Jack find that Pitch is being truthful, or will he be taken over by the darkness? Eventual BlackIce, smut, and bad language.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Choose Me by Jackeline-xxx-Jackie reviews
Zero experiences strange dreams and Kaname makes a bad mistake to push him away for Yuki. Aidou is friendly towards him, new powers are being bestowed on him without his knowledge. What happens when shocking change occurs? Rated M for language and Mpreg
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,817 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K.
The Detention by DangerousDraco589 reviews
When Harry and Malfoy get stuck in detention together, what's going to happen? WARNING: Rated M for malexmale sexual content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Half-Life Curse by htdcd reviews
A mistake in a second-year Potions class leaves Severus in a bit of a predicament. Are his brewing skills up to the task of righting everything? If not, it won't just be he who suffers. HP/SS, established relationship, post-DH, canon compliant through DH except for Snape!Lives. NOT epilogue compliant. Rated M for language and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,038 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love at the Pole by jj-ackfrost reviews
Bunny and Jack are at the Pole for one of North's famous parties. North's getting really drunk, really fast; the pair soon retire to Jack's room annoyed, but perhaps the walls aren't as sound proof as they thought? (( Prompt From: Night-Fury1 (/u/2369719/) ))
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Bonded by HPMARIE reviews
HPSS Harry Potter has a brilliant plan to escape the war. He only needs Snape's assistance. Can they work together to get the freedom they both desire?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Corridor by Fuzzy Blue Owl reviews
A chance meeting turns into determined seduction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kinky Love by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
Marvolo and Harry place down another bet, in which Marvolo wins. Now, Harry has to wear a 'wonderful' outfit and be 'punished'. R/HP or Voldemort/Harry! A Series Of One-Shot's/Side-Stories dedicated to Voldemort/Harry. Previously 'Pleasurable Punishments'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Failed Mask by Skyrimluva5 reviews
Zero walks into Kuran's room intending to shoot the Pureblood prince when he sees Kuran in an awkward position Zero thinking it was so embarrassing for him to walk in on Kuran in this sexual position tries to leave but one sentence from the Pureblood and the look of Horror on his face tells Zero a different story; he raises his gun and growls.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Isolated Shadows by Pitch's-Lover reviews
Jack has been thinking about Pitch, who has been here so much longer than he has. How lonely would that have made the nightmare king? Rated M for a reason and there is a mystery surprise Mpreg. .
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost
Lace Panties? by TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness reviews
E. Aster Bunnymund seems to have the same problem as the Yetis in North's workshop. They need to learn to KNOCK! What happens when Bunny walks in on Jack while the youngest Guardian is changing? Well read and find out -Yaoi, Language, & Mature content: This is your only WARNING-
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Bad Influence by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
Jack is a student at Guardian High and he's a notorious troublemaker. Unfortunately he chose the wrong day to mess with his English Teacher, Pitch Black, and the punishment is...unexpectedly pleasant. XD Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, Bad Language, Jack is 17, There's an audience. ENJOY and please review if u can! X3
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2013 - [Jack Frost, Pitch] - Complete
Curiosity by xxTheDoctorDonnaxx reviews
A regular Potions class goes terribly wrong, leaving Harry and Draco focused on only one thing-learning about each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Halloween Hideaway by Aridethdar reviews
Harry is all set! He's got his wand, his sleeping bag, a book, and a hiding place. Halloween won't get him this year! Too bad Snape and Draco have other plans... Slash. Threesome DM/HP/SS... M to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
In the night by Kindred01 reviews
Has not be Beta yet: Bilbo goes to stay in Rivendell before he returns to the Shire, Bilbo and Elrond become lovers and no one really sees it coming
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Elrond - Complete
I Want to Marry You by Cathcer1984 reviews
Severus has been avoiding Harry. Harry makes him jealous to finally get him to talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Switching Sides by SleepyPadfoot reviews
Voldemort is convinced Harry Potter would be the perfect ally on the dark side. The only problem? Harry isn't on the Dark side. So Voldemort sets out to seduce the poor boy who lived into switching sides. Will he succeed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
That damn bot by Yumiii reviews
Kaname and Zero receive a gift from Yuuki, and it just may be the beginning of Zero's nightmares. Warning for major OOC-ness, language and a pinch of KanameXZero loves. Sequel of CrossAcademy chatroom.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Loving You Is Green by frosttheday reviews
Jack has fallen hard for Bunnymund and is too afraid to tell him. But when asked to help the Pooka create the best Easter ever, will Jack be able to hide his feelings?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Choose by Kindred01 reviews
Thranduil makes Thorin choose between Bilbo and the kings stone
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Embracing Evil: Series 2 by Jessiikaa15 reviews
REVISED!2nd series of my Embracing Evil fic. After spending the summer as his true self in the guise of Chaos, Harry is back at school and the stress may be finally getting too much in his double life. Will Harry break or can he make it through? There's a prophecy and more expectations of him but there's also something Harry wants. HPTMR/LV. READ EMBRACING EVIL SERIES 1 FIRST
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,813 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Detention, Mr Potter! by LadyPurity reviews
Harry has mixed feelings about his detention. Professor Snape will have to do something about that. HPSS SLASH! PWP, dub-con, Oneshot. Very M Rated! More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Heart of Frost by silentphill reviews
It's been three years since the Guardians defeated Pitch. Jack is a guardian, but still yearns for family, belief and love. A certain event might offer Jack exactly what he wants, the price being his immortality. However, something arises from the darkness, something worse than the Nightmare King. The guardians are in need of assistance. And who knows darkness better than Pitch?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Let Me Believe In You by xKuroShimox reviews
Jack wants to make Pitch believed in again. He doesn't want to lose that special something in his heart. What if Pitch thanked Jack in a different way than he thought he would. SMUT WARNING! Don't read if you don't agree with the ship Black Frost or don't like mature stories. You have been warned. I DON'T OWN ROTG... I wish I did :(
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Dark Angels by GothicPixie123 reviews
What if Fred and George were Harry's older twin brother's. What will happen when the find out that Dumbledore manipulated them all three of them just to get them to work for the light? How will Harry react when he finds out that he is suppose to kill Dumbledore instead of Voldemort, and that Voldemort is his soulmate? Contains yaoi, yuri and lemons, don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Snow Vikings by Momma-Ran reviews
Playful antics in the snow turns into something much more serious.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Hiccup, Tuffnut - Complete
Vampires Suck by blade-of-the-shadows reviews
What happens when Harry and Draco end up in a very small closet together. Warning smut. Vampire!Malfoy; Post-war; "8th year" at Hogwarts. Filch got a new cat too. ONESHOT WITH A SEQUEL...so I guess it's actually a twoshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Warm Days Cold Nights by LoveOfLiterature reviews
Jack has trouble coming to terms with Pitch's fate. How could anyone deserve non-existence? Black Ice. Jack Frost/Pitch Black slash.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Why Did This Happen! by KawaiiNatt reviews
Harry and Hermione wanted to see their animagus form but when something happened Harry is now stuck in his form. Snarry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Severus S., Harry P.
Easter Sunday by The Wayward Angel reviews
Jack sighed in boredom, lazing around the Warren, lying on top of one of Bunnymund's sentinel eggs. It was terribly hard not to give into the temptation to go mess with Bunny by causing a few snow storms, but it was Easter Sunday and he just knew that his fluffy lover would castrate him if he caused another Blizzard of '68 incident. *JackRabbit*
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Law of Averages by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Harry is fed up with being used and emotionally abused by the long line of lovers he's chosen in the past. A conversation with Ron makes him think that maybe he should let the lover choose him. He never would have anticipated where this path would lead him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,086 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Blaise Z., Harry P.] - Complete
Morning Sex by Yui and Makino-chan reviews
Harry always had trouble waking up, so Severus decided to give him a wake up call, beneficial to both of them. *SMUT*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Uncertain by Joanmuldoon reviews
Jack is worried about Pitch, after what happened with the guardians and Pitch. So he goes looking; ending up trapped in Pitch's lair. Relationship between Jack and Pitch. Yaoi.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Nightmares and their consequences by the-local-parselmouth reviews
After a Voldemort induced nightmare one night at Grimmauld place Harry needs to relax. It's too bad Snape, the secret focus of his desires wont allow that to happen. HP/SS Warning: Scenes of a sexual nature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
True Allegiances by Jessarie reviews
Harry is not a Potter and he just discovered many betrayals. Will they lead him to family? Will he ever find love? Many surprises await on the path to true allegiances. Slash! Pairings are as follows... Main: Harry/Tom - Side: Sirius/Severus - Hints At: Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Draco, Lucius/Hermione, and Neville/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,352 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Last Horcrux by s.m.power reviews
"Harry, now that you're an official adult I feel I must tell you the truth." A confused seventeen year old finally finds out what fate really holds for him. How will he learn to handle the truth when the only person he can talk to hates him? Post HBP. Dumbledore is alive. Slight OoCHarry. Rated M for slight drug abuse and, later on, sexual content. Slash. HPSS plus slight DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,727 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Occlumency by GalenissJohannick2013 reviews
Harry has been having dreams about his Potion's Master he really shouldn't. Things change as he arrives for Occlumency and Snape finds out. Rated M for smut. Harry/Snape Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Alone in the Shadows by xKuroShimox reviews
Pitch Just wants to be believed in again. To have someone that he can love that will love him. Fortunately, he knows just the person. Wondering a graveyard one night, Pitch see's a side of Jack Frost that he never has before. The two enjoy each others company and things get heated pretty quickly. Bad summary :/ SLASH AND SMUT WARNING! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! My first lemon 1 shot!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Hands on Experience by lvmehtme reviews
Hand...s... As in..TWO! How has this happened! Hook is simply overjoyed and Peter is there to help him celebrate! WARNING! THIS STORY IS A YAOI! TWO MALES! SEX! LOTS OF GRAPHIC MALE SEX! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Peter P., J. Hook - Complete
Admitting by askthejackfrost reviews
Jack has had feeling for the Nightmare King, but will he admit them, or will Pitch succeed in destroying him?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Marking by The-Invisible-Shipper reviews
Jack has a question for Bunnymund that takes quite a bit of explaining
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Shattered Silence by Kozmotis Nightmare reviews
After a long and desperate struggle, the Guardians are nearly finished with the task of capturing Nightmares. But when Jack discovers that what they're doing is causing Pitch harm, he'll do anything to make things right again.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,125 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost
Lust under the moon light by StrangersOfShadow reviews
Kaname is how he has always been. Regal, stuck up, and high and mighty; and Zero can't help but knock him down a few pegs. (A/N: Also if you don't like Uke!Kaname don't click on this story)
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Valentines Secrets by Pitch's-Lover reviews
When Jack gets shot by cupid will the guardians be able to get him the one he wants?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Parseltongue Makes a Difference by magicanimegurl reviews
Harry Potter kept his Parseltongue ability after the war. Life seems to be different because of this gift. Snakes become an important part of his life but will seeing the snake prince change his life even more. MPREG, M/M, DM/HP. *Second fanfic and first one-shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Drunken Pureblood by KittyVampireMouse reviews
The one time Kaname let's loose and he ends up naked with someone next to him. BEST NIGHT EVER!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Embracing Evil: Series 1 by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Secrets, lies and deceit are something Harry Potter has been living with for 4 years. An unmissable opportunity arises and Harry grabs it with two hands, defecting and taking on the alias of the Dark Lords own Chaos in the graveyard 4th year. Powerful and sneaky, Harry shows he really isn't the Gryffindor savior everyone believes and the Dark Lord wants him for himself. HP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
When the Clock Strikes Twelve by IKckedGanondorfsA reviews
Claiming to despise the holiday, Jack wakes up on New Years Eve to find himself in a compromising position when the simple knowledge of Bunny embodying his human form at midnight forces him to fixate, caught between the fantasy and reality of his feelings as he attempts to explore them up close, and personally. (use of alcohol.sexual situations.language.humanoid.jackrabbit)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Made With Love by Leenh reviews
Valentine. The day when couples went out dating. The day when the boys gave their girls chocolates. The day when the words 'I love you' were said more than a million times all around the world. The day when Jack decided to make his own chocolate to be given to somebody special... My valentine contribution for my love of Jackrabbit. AU. One-shot. Fluff and nearly yaoi. Please RnR
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Donahue by Lee Black reviews
When Harry appeared on her doorstep and she read the letter in his basket, Petunia Dursley didn't have it in her to mistreat the infant. Instead, she brought him inside and resolved to raise her nephew in a way that his parents apparently didn't care to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,154 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 3,579 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Drugged by nightmarefiore reviews
"Then don't stop." Despite the fact that he was drugged, deep in his heart, Kuroko wanted to do this... with Kise. Hidden inside, Kuroko knew that he loves him too. Rated M for smut.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Kuroko T., Kise R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Strange Inheritance by Aridethdar reviews
One minute Harry was walking around, minding his own business, and next thing he knows... WHAM! He's a lovely albino snake and can't figure out how it happened! If that's not bad enough, The Dark Lord comes by and decides he'd make a perfect PET. What's a BWL to do? And what's this about being a Creature? ... HP/LV (TMR)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dreams by Kortni-Komical-Kitten reviews
Over the summer, Harry starts having dreams, dreams about Voldemort. What happens when Harry discovers who has been betraying him and begins to learn that perhaps Dark Lords can be trusted. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,786 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Jackrabbit by PrehistoricPlague reviews
Compilation of my Jackrabbit Prompts [from tumblr mostly]. Each chapter is a one-shot and range from a very mild to very mature rating. E. Aster Bunnymund x Jack Frost WARNINGS: Inter-species romance, may contain character death/serious injury, various other things
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Again by lvmehtme reviews
Hook is tired of the monotonous day to day battles with Peter. He decides to stay in bed one day and is interrupted by Peter. WARNING! May be considered shota!
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - J. Hook, Peter P. - Complete
Mind Games by FrostbittenFae reviews
My response to TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness' Jackrabbit challenge! SMUT AHOY! Please read and review!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
I take thee Lucius Malfoy as my Husband by slyPotter3 reviews
Harry Potter savoir of the wizard work, is tired. He doesn't trust his friends, those who he calls family or anyone else for a matter of fact. Then on day the mister paired kids from 15-17 up with pure-bloods half-bloods or muggleborns, if you don't accept you leave. Harry got paired to Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Lucius M., Harry P.
conversations by Lovelesslife reviews
Harry and Voldemort have a talk. WARNING: CONTAINS MENTIONS OF CHILD ABUSE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Severus S., Albus D.
Shower Time by Alex Areho reviews
What happens if you take to many showers with someone who you don't like and is a suspect of being Kira...(Edited)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Surrendering by Kamiyashi reviews
Sequel to Offerings. Zero tries to figure out where he stands with Kaname. KxZ
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Power of Love by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Dumbledore tells Harry that it's love that can defeat Voldemort. What better way to use love than by showing the Dark Lord some? He never expected to actually fall in love with the man… (based on the prompt by krm3DeeDee) Slash. Interactive Story(you suggest I write)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Nagini, Hedwig
Beware of that Little Red Riding Hood, Mr Wolf! by Scarlet Natsume reviews
KaZe Fairytale Series. The Little Red Riding Hood went to the forest to visit her ill granny. She took some cake and lemonade in a basket. But when she arrived at the cottage and came into granny's bedroom, she met a wolf that had waiting to eat her. But, wait a minute... WHAT? KanamexZero. Please review.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Definitely Spontaneous by IshiGen reviews
It's time to say goodbye. Otonashi stays behind with Hinata for one night to talk about something importand. Alternate ending to angel beats Warning YAOI LEMON BOYxBOY Hinata X Otonashi Please Read and Review :) SOME WORDS USED IN THE AUTHOR'S NOTE OH MY GOD WHY I WAS YOUNG KILL ME NOW PLEASE SKIP THE AUTHOR'S NOTES
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Y. Otonashi, H. Hinata
A Christmas Present to Remember by Silverfox588 reviews
Harry give Severus one hell of a Christmas present. Dedicates to spellsandscars. Is basically PWP MxM SSxHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Heated Up and Steamed Up by SmallPinkStar reviews
A request from Airis Hanamori! / After the fun in the bedroom, we move to the bedroom. Satsuki will make Shou scream out to Orion and make him unable to walk for a month or two. RATED M FOR A REASON. Satsuki x Shou, sequel to It All Started With A Cherry and Want Dinner? A Bath? Or Me?
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Natsuki S., Syo K. - Complete
Massage by Ira e Invidia reviews
Jack wins a bet with Bunny and asks for a massage as payment. Unfortunately for him, he didn't realize his sensitivity to physical contact. Cue a small problem Bunny might just have to help him with.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Vampire's Needs by xKumikoPhantomhivex reviews
Zero's feeling rather... lustful? And Kaname just happens to see him in this state? Whoots, i know what happens... Do you? Yaoi. Rated M for a reason. And yep, don't like don't read :) R&R
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Rainy Day by Esther Cain014 reviews
Zero sees something he didn't want to and runs off into the rain. Oneshot, fluff and an established relationship. Happy New Year!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Brat by Decadent Lover reviews
L annoys Light too much, and suffers the consequences. Spanking, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/30/2012 - [Light Y., L] - Complete
Prank by shokubu reviews
"Hey, what are you looking at?" Aidou asked his cousin. "Kiryuu Zero." Akatsuki mumbled. Aidou and Ruka raised an eyebrow. "Why?" "Because I never seen him embarrass." Ruka and Aidou looked at each other then Aidou thought of something mischief. "Hey, want to pull some pranks?" Aidou asked, grinning. Akatsuki shrugged. "Why not?" KXZ. Unbeta.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
It's Christmastime Kaname Kuran! by Gravity's Child reviews
Christmas time is here and our little Vampire and Werewolf couple has to deal with Yuuki and the pressure of not getting killed by the Chairman's cooking! Also the fact that they still have to find the perfect gifts for each other, along with some unexpected surprises! Merry Christmas everyone!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Don't Leave Me Again Okay? by Rianne Pond reviews
Tokiya walks in on his roommate doing some... questionable things... "'Maybe if you ask him with that puppy dog face of yours he'll stay,' Natsuki suggested. 'He seems to have a soft spot for you,' Natsuki whispered. 'Tokiya,' Otoya whined his name. He put on his best 'lost puppy' face and looked at the older boy. Tokiya turned and winced at the sight of the adorable boy's face."
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Otoya I., Tokiya I.
Test Subject by Laurenke1 reviews
For years Severus Snape has made it mandatory that his seventh years students test their own potions, so if Harry makes lube, Severus has to make sure that it is of good quality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Heat Season by Blackarachnia123 reviews
bunnymund's gone into heat and is faced with the awkward task of explaining himself to jack Edit: some people were saying it was to rushed so i went through and added some more stuff in there for ya ENJOY :D
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Petting by hnng-Lucky reviews
Jack helped Bunny deliver Easter eggs this year, and after a long day, decided to chill at Bunny's warren afterwards. However, Jack discovers how sensitive Bunny is to petting, and it quickly develops into something more... Bunny/Jack Basically smut, very forward. Don't like, Don't read. Request from a friend.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Hope for Fun by BloodyWar2411 reviews
North had always been big on showing off a new invention on Christmas morning; a time when it was too early to party but the deliveries were already done. This time, his invention holds unexpected results for E. Aster Bunnymund, but the overly large rabbit isn't going to suffer through it alone. Not while has the ability to take Jack Frost down with him that is. (Humanoid!Bunny)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,768 - Reviews: 3549 - Favs: 5,565 - Follows: 5,561 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Christmas Magic by allthingsmagical reviews
Harry and his friends decide to spend Christmas in a cabin in the mountains. As they all start to check out their rooms Harry is surprised to find his already occupied. Just who is in Harry's room and what do they want?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Joy by Cathcer1984 reviews
Harry is determined to get Severus to loosen up a bit more around Christmas time and change it so he doesn't hate the holiday. Severus being told he is to become a father would help. A Christmas fic for allthingsmagical, warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Engaged Rebirth by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Harrymort Prompt Friday - 09 November: The awkward moment when you realize that you're the reincarnation of your enemy's dead lover and that you're pregnant with their child. What's a Boy(WhoLived) to do? (it was supposed to be one-shot and become a full story)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,539 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - [Harry P., Voldemort] [Tom R. Jr., OC]
Meet the son-in-law? by shokubu reviews
It's golden week and the Kuran couple had the chance to meet with Kaname's boyfriend. KanaZero. Boyxboy. Implication of Mpreg. OCC. Sequel to Discovery.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Sleeptalk by nihao.muse reviews
Yusei probably talked more in his sleep than he did throughout the course of a day. Kingcrabshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Jack A., Yūsei F. - Complete
Alone Time by the-local-parselmouth reviews
Just three days into Christmas break, Harry had come to the conclusion that it was impossible to get any alone time at The Burrow. Warning: Slash and twincest. Please don't read this if you don't like that sort of thing. THREESOME M/M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Brewing by MagicalDreams3 reviews
Harry Potter was betrayed by the Light after he defeated Voldemort. Magic offered him a chance to redo everything and he took it. Now Harry Potter is back in Hogwarts and this time he's determined to make the right choices. A war is brewing and this time, Harry Potter won't be on the Light side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Making Deals With Death by thegodedgar reviews
The Devil makes a deal with Death. He thinks he cannot lose. The challenge: the shinigami must make Sebastian's master smile. The Reward: well, what else does Grell want from Sebastian? one shot. boyxboy
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
A Were-wolf's Halloween by Gravity's Child reviews
The whole thing was a conspiracy; no human would realize that there was a race of Vampires living just under their noses. The wool had been pulled over their eyes for hundreds of years. It was almost as if they didn't exist. Almost. Some humans believe in them. But let them believe, for this is Halloween. When other members of the night come out to play.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Just to tempteing by cielnsebby reviews
Alois goes to the Phantomhive mannor. Why is here there and what will he do? EXTREAMLY SMUTTY do not read if your under 18, who am i kidding read it and enjoy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
I'm simply one hell of a flirt by Compound1O8O reviews
Grell buried his face in Sebastian's collarbone, loving the smell of cinnamon and apple, and a slight hint of Ciel's perfume, which made him feel a little jealous. But then he remembered it was him being fucked by bloody Sebastian Michaelis, and not Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Angel in My Head by Aridethdar reviews
The ritual to restore Voldemort's form did far more than the Dark Lord thought. Now the shard inside Harry is aware and willing to help the boy. But will this work for the Dark Lord, or against him? Only time will tell... Either way? Things are definitely going to get interesting! ... HP/TR(LV)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Brilliant Bet by Aridethdar reviews
Harry lost a bet, now he is to be Draco's servant one night a week until their next Quidditch match… Next YEAR. But Malfoy has a surprise for Harry and the blonde isn't alone… Slash. Sub!HP/Dom!BZ Voyeur!DM&TN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 137 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Yaoi with You by Reimei-Jennoir reviews
This is a RATED M version of my Cardfight:Vanguard! fanfic "At School With You". Miwa Taishi dominates over the great Kai Toshiki in their everyday school life! Now, Kai is having new feelings towards his best friend! Find out how and why !
Cardfight!! Vanguard/CARDFIGHT!! ヴァンガード - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - T. Miwa, T. Kai
Sleepover by Saradavinci1995 reviews
OH SNAP! All of the boys ended up having a sleepover! My, my Cute RenxMasa fluff quarrels straight ahead c:
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Masato H., Ren J.
Wondering fingers and dark mornings by strikesolo1 reviews
Pure smut. Sebastian goes to wake Ciel up and finds somthing far more enjoyable to do than his daily duties. Ciel x Sebastian Pure smut agian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
The Truth Is I Love You by RazorClaws reviews
Hinata is overcome with desire, when he sees Otonashi sleeping. YAOI one-shot. Don't like, don't read. OtoHina.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/20/2012 - H. Hinata, Y. Otonashi - Complete
Rivalry Revival by eeveeluv reviews
Ash and Gary have a Pokemon battle in the woods, who would have guessed it would lead to something else? Yaoi / Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
The Pleasure's of the Dark by Kortni-Komical-Kitten reviews
Voldemort has put a bounty on anyone who is friends with Harry, causing everyone but the Slytherins to ignore him. Harry decides that perhaps he shouldn't help rid the world of the Dark Lord and falls into the hands of darkness. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Special Cake Night by Teruragi reviews
Honey enjoys another one of his "Special Cake Nights" alone. But is he really alone? When Mori comes to join him the night really becomes special. Warning: Yummy lemon cake! Do not read if you don't like all that super sweet. Who doesn't like Honey with lemony zest? MoriXHoney
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Those Little Heart Cookies by yaoiislife reviews
Request After poking and prodding, a vendor sells Miharu some... "Special" cookies. After giving them to Yoite as a gift, Miharu notices a peculiar change occur in his normally distant friend. Miharu finds that he can't help but "relieve" some of his friends unknown tension. Rated M for sex. Read inside for more warnings.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2012 - M. Rokujo, Yoite - Complete
Bloody Nights by M86er Madness34 reviews
Dan is a young vampire searching for his perfect mate. He has finally found his mate and confronts her but find out she's a he. Dan wants shun as his mate but will shun agree to it. The real summary is in the story.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,661 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Dan K., Shun K.
Snake in the lions den by SexyDarkAngel2096 reviews
Harry is pissed, he is ready to kill. staring with that good for nothing lemondrop eating bastard Dumbldore, and so called friends. Warning yaoi. HP/LV, LM/AW, SB/SS, RM/CW,BW/FG, BZ/NL, DM/FW & GW, ligt bashing. good Volemort, evil Dombldore and more
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
nightmares make dreams come true by animeyaoifangirl14 reviews
sometimes they do at least in this case. WARNING YAOI BOY X BOY SMEX DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Akihisa Yoshii, Yuuji S. - Complete
Things May Turn Interesting by Wynter Michaelis reviews
Sebastian Michaelis is an Art Student at Phantomhive High School in London, England. When Ciel Phantomhive becomes the new art teacher things get interesting. how will Ciel react when Sebastian gets what he wants his senior year? His final art project, the project that will paint him... what? yaoi, cielXsebastian MATURE! Sebastian: 15-18 Ciel: 18-21
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Steam by xlove7x reviews
Lemonish Lime LxLight fan fiction. Involves a bathtub, water and steam.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
It's Just An Innocent Game Of Truth Or Dare by MrsTaiyahPhantomhive reviews
Ciel x Alois... nuff said
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Soaked by amazingredhead reviews
When Light finds L out in the rain, he has to fetch him, causing them both to be completely drenched. What will happen when they decide to help dry each other off? Summary sucks, but read on anyways!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Louder Than Thuder by Ketakoshka Kathleen Castlionia reviews
Sirius is dead, leaving his godson in ruins. On the brink of giving up, Harry, who just longs for things to be quiet, finds his reason for living... Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Kinky Carriage Ride by Grell1FanGirl at Claude.ca reviews
Ciel and Sebastian get kinky in the carriage almost getting caught in the act! One very thoroughly thought out One-shot. Thank you Undertakerwillsemeyou!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Disobey and pay by cinder.fox.shadow reviews
Title sucks. Shadow and Spectra read and see who comes out on top.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Shadow P., Spectra P.
secritive Volt by cinder.fox.shadow reviews
Lync finds volt alone and wants to know what's up, but may want to rethink it. title maybe spelled wrong.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Lync V., Volt L.
The Dark Phantom by Tara730 reviews
Little Hangleton's cemetery, June 1995. Lord Voldemort emerges from a cauldron, in a corporeal form for the first time in years. But not for long... 'Potter! What have you done again'-"Oh my" blanched Harry. "What are you now? A ghost?" Or how Voldemort became Harry's "personal poltergeist".HP/LV, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Rut by loveless139 reviews
Ciel is in a dress and corset... Again. It's a little short but was all I could muster.BL/Yaoi beware. Dont like dont read.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Prefect's on Duty by Cocodrillo reviews
- How can I call myself a prefect if I can't even cope with a single duty of keeping my lover satisfied? Oneshot
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Comfort Me by DMGirl4Ever reviews
Dark Magician notices his master's sadness after Atem leaves for the afterlife. He goes and tries to console his master, but will Yugi want more than just a shoulder to cry on? Dark M. X Yugi YAOI, Lemon, Full Summary Inside!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Dark Magician/Black Magician, Yūgi M. - Complete
The Aphrodisiac of Snow by Chaobaby95 reviews
After trekking through the snow mountains, the trio finally found a nice, warm lodge to stay in. Then, Ash meets up with Gary and finds out that he has to sleep with him due to lack of rooms. The two being rivals, many things are bound to happen...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Royally Betrayed by ColferFan1217 reviews
Harry finds out that most of his life has been a lie. He's a Veela! A royal one too. He also has mates.. 5 of them to be exact. Summary sucks. The story should be better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 236 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
April Fools by AliceKiryu reviews
One of Kaname's favorite time of year. Kaname plans to freak out Zero for his "April fools" joke... But how far will Kaname go to make his prank successful?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Big Bad Wolf by Motaku1235 reviews
Ratio never cared for the outdoors, even less when he found himself about to be eaten by bears, but will his thoughts change when someone saves him? What happens when this man turns out to be a horny wolf!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/30/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Too Young For Maturity by CrookieBearrie reviews
What if one day a certain hunter shrunk down to a child's size? How would everyone cope with the changes they would have to make for him? Formerly: Can You Be A Little Mature?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Drunk Enough to Dance by xxxIggyxFangxxx reviews
Light and L go to a rave that supports Kira to get information. One thing goes to the next and L ends up drunk and horny, taking solace in a game of truth or dare where Light has to have sex with him. Rated M for a reason...very dirty at the end...gomen..
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Entirely screwed by Akira Yamaoka reviews
Voldemort has found a way to break into the love barrier around the Dursley's house and Harry is forced to deal with it. How long will it be until the Dark Lord takes over the wizarding world and potentially Harry himself? M for swears & later chaps
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,779 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Do What! by Phantomstallionfanatic reviews
Dumbledore suspended Harry without giving him a reason forcing him to spend the school year with the Dursley's. after one beating too many Harry's mind connects with Voldemorts... rated M on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
With a little help by 123claire123 reviews
Harry has discovered that things are not what they seem. People are not who they pretend to be. And when you want to take control of your life help can be found in the strangest of locations! The pairing HP/TR. M for safety. Will be updated every 2 day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,450 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Goodnight, Light by Kishimojin reviews
Light is handcuffed to L, and he's going crazy. L drags him around, doesn't sleep normally, eat normally, or bathe normally. But when L agrees to let Light be in charge for one evening, what will happen? Will simply spending some time bring them together?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
For the Love of a Locket by 0bsidianjade reviews
Set during DH. After retrieving the Horcux from Umbridge, it doesn't make Harry angry. It slowly seduces him to the Dark. See what happens. Pre-Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
All Night Long by Slone'sTravelDreamer reviews
Snape is called by the Dark Lord to help him with a situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Syo's Reflection by Reia-Tsukimi reviews
When Syo gets a new hat for valentine's day and is trying it out in the mirror,how will Natsuki take to his relfection? and how will syo handle it when Natsuki loses his glasses?
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Syo K., Natsuki S. - Complete
Lime Soup by WoNdY Alice reviews
Yugi asks Yami an awkward question. "What's sex?" "..." Puzzleshipping!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/12/2012 - [Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.] - Complete
My Little Snitch by Luv 2 cry reviews
Oliver Wood loves quidditch and he strives to win, but he's pressuring Harry too much. Slash! Rated M! Established relationship!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
The Bet by KawaiiKitty11 reviews
Ash, fed up with Paul's perverted behavior, decides to make a little wager. But will Paul beat him at his own game? WARNING: Smut, Lemon, Comashipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Vanilla Icecream by bluerose-28 reviews
It's Christmas. Zero wants to do something special for Kaname. Kaname bursts for joy and gives his kitten a reward for his hard work. LEMON, YAOI
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Christmas the Unusual Usual Way by Tiro reviews
Christmas celebration with two of the strongest wizards in the world. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Reasons To Join The Dark Side by Emo Mushroom reviews
A set of joined one shots that reason why Harry joined the dark side or should join the dark side. Warning: Slash and possible crack but it depends
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Letters with the psycho chasing me to death! by HiDiNgFrOmYoU reviews
New summary This is my version of a letter-story. Harry is sick and tired of the war and the nightmares so in the summer after OotP he writes a whiney letter to Voldy. See what unfolds how alliances shift & how this author turns the HP world downside up. On hiatus, NOT ABANDONED. I love this story, I'm working on it, just very slowly. Thanks for patience.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,838 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Path to Darkness by The Dark Lady Voldemort666 reviews
Everything Harry thought he knew about his life was a lie. Now, with his godfather dead and betrayal from all around, what will he do? Will he allow himself to continue to be used? Or will he rise up and become what he was always meant to be. SLASH R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,075 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Irresistable Attraction by DJFireHawk reviews
Kaname makes Zero feed from him, and Zero avoids him. Yuki reveals her relationship and tries to get the two together. Kaname gets frustrated at Zero's continued avoidance of him and finally snaps.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
FinnyxCiel 2 by BalisongBitch reviews
*lemonyy* This is the follow up to 'A Sweet Secret', if you like, cool, if ya dont, bugger off!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Finnian, Ciel P.
A Bloody Love Letter by Allanah-x reviews
Voldermort storms Hogwarts upon recieving a love letter. Written for arashi wolf princess as a request by DarkAngel048 on the 30th August Happy Birthday Lemon and Smut etc. Warnings and Disclaimers apply!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
I'm Sorry by Lily Lee reviews
Paul and Ash have a squabble and then make up. Done as a request. No real full plot for this one. Lemon YAOI! One Shot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Chuck Versus the Listening Devices by lu.chan93 reviews
In episode 6, Chuck Versus the Sandworm, Chuck finds listening devices in his room. What they don't tell you is that talking about sandwiches isn't the only punishment Casey will have to endure... Chuck/Casey slash. M for a reason.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
The Bloody Feather by Batsutousai reviews
Even heroes need a saviour, and when an unknown admirer starts sending Harry letters the summer before his sixth year, it's time for Harry to meet his. –SLASH, AU, OOC, anti-Dumbledore, pro-Hermione and Ron–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,113 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Severus S., N. Tonks
VS 2: Of Nightmares and Nocturnal Musings by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry is seeing things from inside Nagini. What's a boy to do, faced with the Christmas holidays, trapped inside the Order's headquarters? HP/LV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 142 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shadow's desire by peaceout2311 reviews
when shadow's want someone he gets who he wants. WARINGS m rated boy on boy don't like don't read bondage toys anal and kiddnapping sorta
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Shadow P., Shun K. - Complete
Perverts and Gender by LuciaDuvant reviews
Jaden's a pervert and Alexis' gender is questioned. contains yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Avada KedvaraThe Darkness is Rising by fealion reviews
What would happen if Harry grew up with the Dursleys, but had some help? What would happen if he isn't as 'innocent' and 'trusting' as Dumbeldore would like to believe? what if the two closest people to him-weren't even human? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,318 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Pet by Aikawa Akihiko reviews
Voldemort loves his precious pet. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/15/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Penpals by NympheaLotus reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry wants to die. He writes to the best person he knows for the job, Lord Voldemort. Follows a correspondence between the two of them. Dark and angry!Harry, OOC!Voldemort. First story ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ropes and Gags Enthrall Me by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Sequel to Chains and Whips Excite Me. Warnings: BDSM, PWP, slash, fluff. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Chains and Whips Excite Me by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Harry Potter gets kidnapped by the Dark Lord Voldemort. What happens when he finds out Harry's secret; that he likes pain? BDSM, slash, and PWP. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 171 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lollipop by Cha The Emerald Panther reviews
Oneshot HarryxFredxGeorge Story for Fred and George's Birthday on this hilarious day of April Fools xp does have explicit content so don't read if you don't want to read yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Harry P., George W., Fred W.] - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by Vesper Rose reviews
When Yuuki fails to find Zero, she is forced to ask Kaname for help. Of course, for her he'd do anything. But he didn't expect for his plans to backfire on him all because of that place - their place. Zero would be the death of him and his sanity. KxZ
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Black Rose's Red by Chiyoko Choco-boco-lina reviews
With cool friends, strange cousins, an awesome sister, an annoying brother, a black slifer, and a mysterious stalker, What is Jaden going to do? You'll laugh, You'll cry, you'll fangirl, you will say "WTF?" Full Sumarry inside. Alternate season 2.CXJ
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Ice Game by Tiro reviews
When the Dark Lord Voldemort carry a bucket through the manor, Lucius realizes it's best to pretend he never saw it. Slash, LVHP, playing naughty games with ice cubes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 136 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 139 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Burning Passion by Elbereth Luinwe reviews
This is my first story If you don't like Yaoi... DO NOT READ PLEASE :D
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Ace, Shun K. - Complete
The Problem with Learning to Become a Healer by ToraTaroMeetmeonthe'Marrow reviews
After getting kicked out from his relative's home, Harry Potter runs into the unexpected. An injured and near death Dark Lord. HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Tuffnut, What are You Doing? by Alicolly reviews
Basically, Tuffnut gets drunk and decides to fulfill his desires of sexing Hiccup. Yaoi. BUTTSEXES. Dont like dont read. Everyone else...go hard. COMPLETE :D
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Tuffnut, Hiccup - Complete
A Bag Full Of Tricks by TheSicklyRoseVamp1229 reviews
A series of Z/K stories where Zero tests out different forms of hunter charms and spells on Kaname. Guaranteed to stasify your every kink involving a uke Kaname or your money back!First story is all about VOODOO! New story is a gender-bender!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Vinewood Series 1: Choices by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry Potter goes dark. It seems this is what everyone feared, and is thankful he never did. Or so they thought. First in the Vinewood series; begins at the Third Task, in the Graveyard. Pre-slash, slash HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
血液中の香りBlood's Scent by Cian0 reviews
Hunters blood is delicious. As a human, Zero may have a few problems when he is assigned to the Academy. WARNINGS- Het, Slash, Blood!kink, Non-con ?xZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Master I love you by Other Promise reviews
Zero had loved Toga since he had been a boy. Zero knew it was stupid—Knew he was stupid for chasing after him like a love sick puppy, happy to just be in his presence. It was pathetic, but he couldn't stop loving his master.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Toga Y., Zero K. - Complete
Shadow's Tongue by Sanosukeskitten reviews
Ace gets tired of Shadow always sticking out his tongue. So he grabs it. LANGUAGE, MILD.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Ace, Shadow P. - Complete
Bitten by AznFlyingKitty reviews
...Was there any particular reason why no one bothered to tell Harry Potter that the Dark Lord Voldemort was a gay vampire intent on ravishing the Boy-Who-Lived? LVHP, warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Longing by KiraPure300 reviews
The longing for the zilver-haired hunter is more then just a simple crush
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Betrayal by Death'sAngel18 reviews
Harry at the abusive Dursley's is saved by the most unexpected person, Voldemort.Now instead of being a prisoner Voldemort gives him a fancy room and doesn't kill him? And what's this talk of powers hidden by a certain headmaster?SLASH DRACO/HARRY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Lock In by Xero-zerO reviews
Snotlout drags Hiccup to an abandoned house and tells him to wait there while he goes and gets Astrid. The thing is... He doesn't want to see her... he wants to see another blond. Rated m for lemon yaoi. tuffcup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Hiccup, Tuffnut - Complete
Dreamscape by Xero-zerO reviews
Tuffnut needed to take a walk to get away from his sister. Who knew it would lead to this? Tuffncup oneshot, reted M for lemon.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Tuffnut, Hiccup - Complete
The Blood Nexus by Mistress Taru reviews
At the Sun & Moon Academy, Aerrow gets chosen as a feeder for the vampire class president, the Dark Ace. DA/A yaoi, blood, violence, vampires. Y'know, the good stuff. Disclaimers inside
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,622 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Dark Ace, Aerrow - Complete
Love Bites by MOVED NOT HERE GONE ETC reviews
Kaname is with Zero in his room letting Zero feed when things go from nothing to everything sexual. M YAOI Zero x Kaname ONE SHOT
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Dear Dark Lord by Mihra-Attar reviews
Harry's bored and at the Dursley's. Drabble. Letter-fic. NOW RATED M! HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Prince's Knight by RukiRomance reviews
Zero has doubts about going to Kaname for blood. Finally accepting that he "doesn't belong" and tired of feeling pain, Zero tries to end everything... even his life. However, Kaname will not allow this. Can he convey his feelings to help Zero? YAOI
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K.
The Devil's an Idiot by Avie Raze reviews
Oneshot not beta-ed don't expect too much, or anything for that matter. Kaname/Zero like always. Well now its a two shot and M.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Night Time Visit by flick knife reviews
Yes, the title is uncreative, but the story's okay, I think...
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Takuma I., Zero K. - Complete
Kitten by AznFlyingKitty reviews
Yeah, so Harry failed in killing Voldemort and the Light lost. But really? Did the Dark Lord really have to take him in as his own personal pet? LVHP, warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Any Other Day by mysticalgems reviews
It was any other day...somewhat just not what Aerrow had in mind. Yaoi! ONESHOT! AND LEMON! First Sex and somewhat humorous story actually done. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE! X3 The story is better than what it sounds.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Aerrow, Dark Ace - Complete
The Love of a Phantom Thief by Kage and Hizashi reviews
Daisuke and dark get separated and go there own ways. Daisuke goes out with Riku and Dark doesn’t like it. One night Dark meets goes to Daisuke and say he needs help to steal something, but what?
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,186 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Daisuke N., Dark M. - Complete
Split Soul by FrenchFriesCafe reviews
Lord Voldemort decided he will teach DADA for Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, whilst spy on the headmaster and plan the old man's demise. But there is something strange going on. It seems Harry Potter is not all he's cut out to be. HP/TR. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
VS 9: Death of Twelve by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Number Twelve is a little bit obvious when it's missing from the lineup of 11 and 13. It looks like the Fidelius Charm isn't as foolproof as it seems. HP/LV. Slash! Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
UnTold Truths by Shey92 reviews
NEW SUMMARY: Harry is Voldemorts mate, Dumbledores evil and manipulative, Death Eaters are misunderstood and Severus is harry's godfather as well as Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,004 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
VS 5: Dead Viewing Eyes by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry learns of the reason why he can't see thestrals until Cedric's death, and discovers a betrayal by a previous ally. Voldemort and Joker finally consummate their relationship. Harry's 16. HP/LV LEMON! Warnings insid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Dark Valentine by Sev'slittlesecret reviews
Harry and Voldmort in a hole together...on Valentine's day. “Lets rule the world together,” Voldemort whispered in his ear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Unexpected Christmas events by SabenAbyss reviews
Yuki is throwing a Christmas party and invites her boyfriend Kaname. She doesn't know that her brother, Zero, and Kaname secretly like each other. What will happen? Yaoi! don't like then please don't read it, I hate getting flames unless they have a point
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Protect and Love by FoxxFlame reviews
Chuck has always loved John Casey, but figured that he would never be loved back. Boy was he wrong.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Casey/Alex C., Chuck B. - Complete
VS 7: Quirks of Fate by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry and Bellatrix bicker. A lot. The consequence? Their significant others get their wicked way. HP/LV SLASH! Lemon! Kinky!sex! Harry's 6th year. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Confession by Absinthe27 reviews
Will goes to confession, and gets a bit of a surprise. PWP, for Wolf.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
VS 6: Drunken Desires by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry wants to experiment with his and Voldemort's relationship. What better way than to fake being drunk to test the other man? HP/LV Slash Harry's 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
VS 4: Rescue by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry is collected from the Dursleys by someone different, not the Order. He's saved from the return to his cupboard and starvation by the people who are supposed to be killing him. HP/LV Slash. Warning: Child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just Another Day by Nyx Myst reviews
Voldemort hates New Year’s Eve. It being his birthday, or rather the birthday of Tom Marvolo Riddle, means nothing to him. Anyone who tries to celebrate the day better have their Will up-to-date. Warning: SLASH – HP/LV – Minor Bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Meaning of Christmas by ellenscult reviews
It's Casey's first Buy More Christmas; stuck in retail hell, he's invited to spend Christmas Day with the Bartowskis, but he has no idea what to get Chuck for Christmas. CONTAINS EXPLICIT M/M SEX. Don't like? Underage? Illegal where you are? Don't read!
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Casey/Alex C., Chuck B. - Complete
Because by Born of the Wave reviews
Manjoume would never, ever wear red. The day he wore red was the day he threw away black for white. Minor Manjoume x Judai. Drabble. Slight fluff.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
A Rough Night by Qualyn reviews
After a rather wild night and a series of consequences, Zero finds himself in detention, again. Kaname, hearing this decides to pay his lover a visit, but things don't go as expected. One-shot, ZxK. . EDITED
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
VS 8: The Seventeenth Wish by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Harry's turning seventeen, and makes a wish on a real cake while he celebrates with Voldemort and the Death Eaters. It's his only wish to come true, and it does in the oddest manner Harry's ever met. SLASH. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Recomendation by Padfoot In Chains reviews
A nice chat between mortal enemies. What will Harry recomend? Stop the killing? Doubtful. Grow some hair? Possibly. Read on and see. One shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
VS 3: Vinewood by SweetlyDesolated reviews
After the nightmare in the Ministry, Harry is informed of the true prophecy and he has a breakdown . . . in the arms of the Dark Lord Voldemort. HP/LV pairing. Oneshot. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dark Dreams by De Ore Leonis reviews
Aerrow's sleep is plagued by taunting visions of his enemy. In order to get some peace he resolves to do something drastic...
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Aerrow, Dark Ace - Complete
Vampire Catnip by wolfalchemistofmoon reviews
Zero has some interesting side effects when Yuki accidently gives him "vampire catnip". Possible Yaoi later. R&R please! sequel entitled: Purple Jellybeans
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Umbridge gets hers by Fonkirby reviews
The arguing between Harry and Umbridge reaches a head, but what happens if a certain dark wizard decided to show up early? Funny stuff that's what! Rated M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Moment of Passion by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry's been avoiding the Weasley twins. And they refuse to let him get away with it any longer. Hp/Fw/Gw. WARNING SLASH, INCEST, M/M SEX SCENES. GRAPHIC.oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Fulfilled Fantasy by Val Skia reviews
Before the Last Battle can commence, a train ride is in order. Unfortunately for Harry, Death Eaters have to ride too. While on board, Harry's luck runs out, and he finds his seat next to a bored Dark Lord. Trainlest, HPLV, Smut, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Trapped in a Broom Closet! by spelunker reviews
Harry's running from Snape... and runs into something even worse. Turns out being stuck in a broom closet with the Weasley twins has consequences Harry's never had to deal with before. Oneshot, very slashy! Co-written with Stellata.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Wrong For Him by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Frustration by MageKalize reviews
OneShot Lemon! Harry is having a very frustrating day and it's not getting any better. WeasleyTwins/Harry ****There are Warnings and an author note. Please take them seriously! Note the rating.****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Why Are There No Male Cheeleaders? by ghost-alchemist09 reviews
Chazz is wondering why he hasn't seen Judai around in school lately? Before his upcoming duel, Judai gives him a surprise! Want to see what it is?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Nocturnal Emission A VK yaoi fanfic by Pandagod1990 reviews
It's another evening at Cross Academy, Zero and Yuki are patrolling the Day Classes and Night Classes until Kaname pulls Zero aside to tell him to come meet him in the Moon Dormitory later that night for a very shocking surprise.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Sex on the Weekend by Falling Tenshi reviews
This is a 'I have troubles writing sex scenes and hope writing pure smut will help me get over it' smut fic. So warning to all, this fic is all about sex and 90 percent of it is sex. Between males. Three of them, just for the heck of it.Fred/Harry/George
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Claiming My Prince by VoldemortlovesHarry reviews
After surprising Harry at the Dursley's, Voldemort still needs to claim his prince. Sequal MIDNIGHT PLEASURES. LV/HP, Voldemort's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Midnight Pleasures by VoldemortlovesHarry reviews
Summer before 5th year Lord Voldemort pays an unexpected visit to a certain teenage boy. LV/HP. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Shut Up by BonneNuit reviews
My first Casey/Chuck slashy one-shot. Pretty much a PWP with Casey having his way with Chuck. NO UNDERAGE READERS! And also, please read the warnings.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Priceless by Shotgunsinlace reviews
“It wasn’t anything lustful, just simple curiosity. And Kaname and Zero were more than willing to discover each others pleasures for the very first time.” Beware of fluffy lemons! ZxK
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Getting Even by When-Plushies-Attack reviews
“Well, for putting me through what you did…I decided you needed a little…punishment.” the lusty edge in Kaname’s voice was making Zero extremely scared…and aroused?...Lemon...One-Shot...KanameXZero...6
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Quidditch Showers by cheitanz reviews
One-shot! Harry and the twins celebrate in the Quidditch changing rooms. Contains Slash! Twincest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Friend of Lord Voldemort by Tiro reviews
Alexander Viator is back in the game, and he's planning for the death of his worst enemy; a man who used to be his mentor. Sequel to The Truth Behind Evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Truth Behind Evil by Tiro reviews
There was one person important to the Dark Lord in the past. His name was Alexander Viator. But who was he, if not our own Harry Potter? Time-travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,334 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Blood Bonds by Dark Dreamer 92 reviews
What happens when Zero and Kaname make a deal. I do not own any characters and rate for lemons in later chapters. Please review and I'll update as soon as I can. Don't like DON'T read.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Chocolate Eyes on a Worn Out Soul by Yee Mun reviews
OneShot When life is too much for Harry to bear, he slips into the world which his subconscious creates for him. His lucid dreams are his only escape and the strong lover created for him by his mind anchors him to reality. If only... see inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It's Not Love! by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
I'm not in love with Harry Potter! M/M - TRHP One shot. This is my first slash fic so review and tell me how I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 156 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Radix Acclaro by Random Dispatcher reviews
Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them? LVHPLM SSHGDM COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,132 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
My Little Kitten by BlueEyes White Dragon Sorcerer reviews
A Potions Accident, how original! Pfft. Harry has a furry problem and is catnapped. Oneshot with deleted scenes. LVHP aka TRHP First in my Kitty Set, sorry, 1 out of 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Letters can bring anything by darkangledragonlover reviews
Harry writes a letter to Voldemort see where this leads WARNING SLASH! LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
My Professor and my WHAT? by darkfaerie161 reviews
Harry finds outa secret about his parents that will change the path of his life. Prequel to A New Life, which isnt uploaded yet to but will be once edit it with the new changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Welcome to the Dark Side by Sandra Solaria Dees reviews
ABANDONED HPTR, TRSS, HPTRSS, After Bellatrix killed Sirius, Harry finally lost it. When several visions get him thinking, he decides to change his destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Ribbons and Lace by Miss Ayanami reviews
Harry looses a bet, looses his temper, and looses all dignity, before a planned duel with Voldemort. Just what will the Dark Lord think when Harry shows up in a dress? Response to the hxtlightning Fuh-Q-Fest challenge 16.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Whipped Cream by Trace2 reviews
What happens when Sirius and Remus go out for for whipped cream. Warning: Slashy, stupid, pointless fun
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Sirius B., Voldemort
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Zero's Hunter Charm Gone Wrong reviews
Kaname wants to be Zero's friend, so now Zero gives him a chance, he'll take it, Zero uses a new Hunter charm, and the results arnt what they expectid, now Zero has to take care of Kaname, Aidol and Kain, wile the rest of the night class stay with Yuki and Cross, what could posibaly go wrong? Will Kaname gane Zero's friendship? will Aidol and Kain exept Zero, after all this
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Bad luck Zero, Kaname has a DESIRE for YOU reviews
Kaname has bee supressing his NEEDS, our Hunter is the reason, the night class deside to help Kaname out, Zero is in for a long night, with Takuma, Kain, Aidol and Sheik ambush him dress him up in girls cloths and tied him to the Bed of Kaname Kuran, what happens when the Pureblood walks in and he can no longer supress his NEEDS, this is a BOYxBOY - YAOI dont like don't read.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete