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Joined 09-02-12, id: 4236539, Profile Updated: 12-31-12

Just another awesome human being (read: weirdo) that loves Klaine. A lot.

I love glee, but only half as much as I hate it... It's an abusive relationship.

Other shows that I like to watch (read: am obsessed with) include Chuck, Farscape, Buffy and Bones... I may be a little nerdy... Just a little bit.

But mostly I love to read. Like, all the time. It allows me to use big words and make people feel stupid.

I genuinely have no social life which may come as a huge shock to you after reading the prior part of this profile.

Finally if any of you in the off chance are into Mass effect or Dragon Age go check out this bitch: Arf-Arf-Pshyco. I begrudgingly admit that she's a pretty awesome writer ;) But other than that she's just a bitch :D

Gah well...reading this profile has just taken twenty three seconds of your life that you will never back. So... If your still here it was nice talking to you, we should do this again some time! Now go carry on with your majestical daily life :)

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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4052 - Favs: 5,413 - Follows: 3,769 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Run This Way by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
When Blaine meets the world-famous model Kurt Hummel, his entire world is thrown into chaos. Is it possible to have a lasting relationship with such a camera-magnet celebrity like Kurt? model!Kurt, future!fic, AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,411 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Chaperone by practicalamanda reviews
When a class mom pulls out at the last minute, Kurt fills in as a chaperone for Blaine's second grade class trip. Turns out that "Mr. Anderson" is quite popular with the moms and Kurt doesn't bother to mention that Blaine's his boyfriend. Futurefic
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
War of the Words by arainymonday reviews
Kurt and Blaine are famous online book reviewers with thousands of followers each and a professional rivalry. When their snarky banter gets out of hand, their blogging partners Rachel and Tina conspire to get them to work out their sexual tension in less verbal, more physical ways.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,029 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Please Save Me? by myheartwonxxo reviews
"It's you," Kurt blurted. It was the boy he met the day of his mother's funeral, the one who had a knack for showing up whenever Kurt needed him, the one he hadn't seen in six years. Blaine. What Kurt didn't know was that Blaine had never left, not for a second.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,263 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Light at the End by UniversalOverlordess reviews
Kurt Hummel knew that his medical condition was going to kill him - he'd accepted it. But a chance meeting with a boy named Blaine could give him the courage to keep fighting. Sometimes the best things in life come out of the worst situations. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,180 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Life, Love, and Babysitting by ARandomFan91 reviews
Kurt begins babysitting Blaine, his 6 year old neighbor, when he's 13 years old. What happens when the boys meet again 12 years later, and there is an undeniable attraction?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,760 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Once In A Lullaby by arainymonday reviews
On his way to Dalton to spy on the Warblers Kurt is transported to another world where all lost things end up. There he meets Blaine and gets a chance to find himself again. An AU Season 2 modern fantasy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 163,681 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Silence, Schemes, and Potentially Shattered Dreams by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Sometimes beautiful things break. The question is can two - perhaps stubborn - people find their way back to each other without a little help?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,799 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete