Tel nok shock
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Joined 09-02-12, id: 4236754, Profile Updated: 06-15-13
Author has written 15 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Supernatural, Big Time Rush, and Stargate: Atlantis.

Hello random peoples! I'm Tel nok shock. I am a girl FYI. I positively love SG1 and the various ships that come with it. S/J, D/V, C/C and T/I. I am not a big fan of SML though. Have recently discovered the awesomeness of SGA and the epicness of the controversy of the SheppardWeir relationship. Most of my stories will be fluff for the duration of the school year, which starts in August and goes until May.The reason that my school starts in August is because I live in Alaska. When summer comes I will start posting longer stories and yes all will have a shipping in it. I love reciving knowledge from those who have more expirence with Fanfiction so feel free to send me a PM if you see something in one of my stories. I will not beta for the time being. Alright Alaska out! Peace!

If you have ever been haunted, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever been told off by a teacher for seemingly talking to no one when you are in fact talking to the ghost in the corner beside you, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever informed your teacher that you were talking to said ghost, deadpan expression and all, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been sent to the school counciler by the teacher for telling them about the things above who then made a call home about above, copy and paste this in your profile. Several times this has happened in grade school. Apparently "rational people do not believe in ghosts because they are not real." Then I told her that the ghost was right behind her just as the open door slammed shut of its own accord. She was rather freaked out. My parents believed me though!

If you live in a haunted house, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in ghosts, copy and paste this in your profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I can't because I don't own one nor would I if I did.

This is additional info about me and it's all true. I have been called a freak, both to my face and behind my back. And I spend most of my time doing the afore mentioned things. I am strange and happy about it. So deal with it.

thanks to domina tempore for the spiel above. You rock!

I often talk to myself. As it turns out the voices in my head have really fantastic ideas. Who'd've thought it?!

I am easily distra... squirrel!

I am an avid reader of the Emily the Strange chronicles. She's freakin' awesome!

I love it when an idea for a story that's been giving nothing but trouble for days finally pops into my head...in the middle of my fifth period when I'm doing something that requires A LOT of attention.

I tend to get my best epiphanys during school. The teacher could be talking about something like, coefficents during math, whilst my mind is on a romantic scence for an OC and Jonas Quinn. Most come during my second period launguage arts and I work out the kinks while I walk to third which is math.

I often tend to write random song lyrics that are stuck in my head in my math composition notebook margins. I'm pretty sure that this annoys my poor math teacher to no end when she checks the notebook to make sure I have all my notes. Sorry Mrs. M!

I am a master procrastinator. Particularly when it comes to getting up at 0605 for school. Especially when it's in winter and -15 outside. Although my mom and sister get up at 0640 while I'm making toast upstairs fully dressed, showered and ready to go.

My brain jumps around on my stories a lot, I could be in the fourth chapter but my mind is in the middle or end (usually on the romantic scenes) and it annoys me to no end.

I've named my muse Claudia because she sounds like her namesake from Warhouse 13. And because I had absolutely nothing better to do during lunch last week. I get bored easily!

thanks to I. M. Frelling-Wonko for the facts above. Some are hers and are true of me and some are just pure me. You rock btw!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover. Zacks-Beetle Crazy Ninja Chicks , buttonz94, imakemyownluk, Abominable Toaster, Sparky She-Demon Tel nok shock, TailsDoll13

"A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't." - from Sarah310592

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction. copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink. copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you listen to classical music and enjoy it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mind wiped, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

I’m not short. I’m built low to the ground for speed and accuracy.

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

For me, crazy is a loose term, a very loose term.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy and paste this in your profile

If you're so obsessed by something that you're actually beginning to scare yourself. copy and paste this in your profile

If you are an SGA Sparky fan, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Dr. Rosemary Weir, NCIS She-Demon, Tel nok shock,

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Somewhere Beyond Reality, NCIS She-Demon, Tel nok shock,

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile (this happens a LOT to me. Even threw one across the room to my poor sister's cat's suprise!)

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who has stopped to smell the flowers, jump and splash in the rain (I do this whenever it actually rains in Alaska!) and dance through piles of autumn leaves (Did this loads in Virginia, which is where I lved before Alaska), who doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment coming from some people), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with science fiction fantasy, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Somewhere Beyond Reality, Sparky She-Demon, Tel nok shock, domina tempore

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever breathed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever written something, loved it, but then next time you read it you hate it and completely rip it apart and completely rewrote it, copy and paste this on your profile.


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself. I do this rather frequently.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. Surprisingly this has happened.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. Occasionally.

-If you tend to collect the pens people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D. Possibly ADHD for me since even if I'm worn out as hell from the day I still can't sit still.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. Or ADHD!

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101. (Nope)

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

Found on CMW2's and Spark She-Demon's profile.

Credit to Spark She-Demon and all other writers who are to numerous to mention.

"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo, I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, even though I'm just one myself

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

And the children of Sandy Hook Elementary School

credit to midnightread

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

They hurt her... (To scared to not do it!)

If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak. One more life that will never be lived

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile (I STARTED TO CRY! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *sobs uncontrollably*)

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me (BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *blows nose HARD*)

Child abuse... help stop it!

Help me color the sky.

I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.

I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.

I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.

I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.

I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.

I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.

I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.

But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.

Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.

But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.

I think of that weight that just hangs above me,

Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.

I don't fight it, I don't struggle,

I just hold it up.

The force on my shoulders,

I'm begging it to stop.

But I just hold it together,

And keep the smile on my face.

Just hoping that one day,

Someone can take my place.

Help me take that burden off her shoulders, Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her. Take my hand and it'll weigh no more, For us girls together, can be stronger than before.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. ,Iyceflame, Isabel M, Aguilita Cruz,

If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i not only believe with all my heart that he is a STALKER, I ALSO JUST WANAA GRAB HIM BY HIS SHIRT AND THROW HIM OVER A CLIFF!)
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

I love a lot of series! Especially PJO! Rick Riordian RULES! And Twilight sucks. Sorry Stephanie Meyers!

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he lives in a forest, doesn't eat people, and sparkles in the sun- He is obviously a fairy!

I am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. Because you’ll never know what will try to kill you when you’re part of a nation, when you are a Fan Fictioner. - Lynx of the Sand

Post this if you are a Fan Fictioner and you’re proud of it.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.h

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (BTW, I have, like, 20)

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown

Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt

"You love me. Real or not real?" "Real."- Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." Marcus Cicero

"Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy

"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk,

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan)

"Why walk baby we were born to run... I think they look a lot like us 'cause we are we are we are oooh we are a little unusual oooh we are American, American, American Beautiful!" - American Beautiful, The Henningsens

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile

If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away

If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'

If you're not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep yours is on the inside that's where it counts

If you'd rather read then party GREAT

If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes, you're not alone

If you're a geek, scream it from the roof tops

If you're a nerd be proud of your brain and if you're a jerk... well you get the point

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)

"To all the little children- the happy ones; and the sad ones; the sober ones and the silent ones; the boisterous ones and the glad ones; the good ones- Yes the good ones too; and all the lovely bad ones." James WhiteComb dedication to "Little Orphant Annie"

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be Asian. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (Say What?) I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE (I wish!). I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST bean outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST beLesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist. I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE. I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy. I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

I'm not perfect. Haters make me seem even more imperfect, finding all of the bad in me and not the good. They stereotype me, and bully me. Shoving me into a hole and lowering my self-esteem. Call me names, and phsically hurt me. Every insult brings me a step closer to commiting suicide. By the time your done reading this, two people have killed themselves because of haters or bullies. Please, don't just stand there. Help someone and Defeat the Label.

Repost if you're against bullying or stereotyping.

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone. You own something from abercrombie You own something from pacsun you own something from Hollister You own something from American Eagle You love/like going to the mall. (Its 6 stories and it has an ice skating rink in it!) You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale You have more than one house Total : 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors. You have thought about death. You wear chains. You like heavy metal. You've shopped at Hot Topic.You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. (If brown counts as dark) You dislike preps. You're an atheist/ satanist/agnostic. Total : 4

PUNK

You can skateboard You've worn plaid. You like Converse You hate MTV You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I would like to, but my mom would go nuts.) You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total : 1

GEEK

You love the computer. You like Harry PotterYou are supposed to wear glasses/contactsYou get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band/orchestra. You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You alwaysdo your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total : 8

EMO

You cut yourself over depression You have been depressed. You have black rimmed glasses.You like the band Evanescence You cry easilyYou like emo music. You hate being called emo.You keep/have kept a journal/diary. You have written a sad poem You think emo chicks/guys are hot : 7

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap. You are/was in a gang. You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. (What?)You swear once in a while or a lot. You have freestyled. (It sucked. A lot.) You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break dance Total : 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music You love/loved the Ninja Turtles (What hardcore person loves the Ninja Turtles?) You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes You wear/wore Vans. You like the band panic! at the disco You wear band t-shirts.People have called you a freak and meant it.You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color Total: 1

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl. (Thanks, Dad) You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. (Do ones for theatre count?) You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. your garage consists of sports equipment You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp You have a specific number Total : 2

WEIRD

You enjoy sniffing cheese. (I enjoy sniffing everything. *Sniffs a pair of socks*) Knee-high/colorful socks are the onlysocks you wear.You are constantly called weird. You blurt out random things. You slap random people for the fun of it. You write on your hand. You drew on your shoes. You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend. (You know, i probably would, except for the fact that none of my friends have a boyfriend.) You text your best friends ex. You don't care if people mock you.You wear fuzzy boots in the middle of summer. Total: 7

Thanks a bunches for reading this wall of text that is my profile! Stay Awesome, Crazy, Insane, and Amazing!!!!

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Again Behold the Stars by Taattosbt reviews
The Goa'uld Empire is crumbling and the past comes back to haunt the System Lords. Yu stands alone against Anubis, Ba'al faces his inner demons, and Hades seeks vengeance for Persephone. In the end, life changes everyone. Even gods. Continuation of "One Piece Left." Begins in 5.15 "Summit." Rating for strong language in chapter 19.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,753 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 12/18/2012 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Ba'al, Jacob/Selmak
Kendra Shaw: Evolution by Sage1988 reviews
AU of the Battle of the Comm Station in 'RAZOR' where Kendra Shaw is captured by the Cylons and taken away. What will become of her?
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,959 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/17/2009
Bluebelles by Neverendingimagination reviews
It's 2010 and Jack is retiring, Sam is about to get a new position and SG1 are being transferred to Atlantis for its return to the Pegasus Galaxy. All hell breaks loose when an Alien entity demands something from one of the team and will stop at nothing to get it. All the usual pairings in some form or another SC/JO'N DJ/VMD RMK/JK (Moved from crossover to SG1 following advice)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,261 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/8/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Immortal by To'M'L Kuran reviews
The young, but intelligent, Dr Selene Nikolas went on the first Stargate mission where she fell in love with the young Abydonian boy Skaara. On her second trip she learns there's a lot more to herself than she thought. Skaara X OC X Klorel
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,995 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Skaara, OC
Revenge of the Tauri by pointlessjourney reviews
The Colonials have invaded Earth. Battlestars now orbit the first world. They've destroyed a majority of the cities in the world and are looking for any information on the space ships that have escaped. How will the Tauri react to the burning of their world.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,474 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/26/2013 - J. O'Neill, L. Adama/Apollo, H. Cain
150 things I'm not allowed to do in the Underworld by ravenclawjedi reviews
Nico and the spirits of the dead get bored, and decide to create a list of 150 things not to do in the Underworld, and do all of them. The story begins in between The Battle of the Labyrinth and The Last Olympian. (I asked permission from the author of the previous lists, more detail below in author's notes.) (This story is rated Teen just in case.) I do not own Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,013 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Bianca A., Nico A., Lee F., Castor
Holiday Shipper Collection by A Karswyll reviews
Ficlets written for the Jack/Sam shipper holidays on the GateWorld forum. Valenship 2014 "Cupcake Compliment": Jack delivers his Valentine's Day gifts to his wife Sam and gets a sweet surprise of his own.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/18/2012 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] - Complete
Sha'uri of Earth by Nadie2 reviews
This is an AU story in which Daniel takes Sha'uri (Sha're) back to earth with him instead of staying on Abydos. The relationship between Daniel and Sha'uri develops as she learns to navigate modern American society. The first chapter is mostly a recap of the movie from Sha'uri's point of view. The rest will be more original, and eventually dive into the series proper.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 58 - Words: 128,881 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 3/11/2013 - D. Jackson, Sha're
Letters From Beyond by The Winged Pyro That Drowned reviews
In which Precursors and Humans somehow find out how to get some mail to each other – and some mysterious others invade as well… What on earth are "FanFiction Authors" and why is the Marshal getting their mail? The Precursors would like to know the same thing... (Cover is Ebba Zingmark in a hoodie :3) (and/or Pyro :3)
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Stacker P., Sasha K., Aleksis K., Tendo C.
Run Run As Fast As You Can by midnightread reviews
A series of sometimes loosely connected one shots involving running of one sort or another. Is marked complete but I will be adding chapters every so often.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 37,503 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
In Memoriam by LadyKnightSkye reviews
A being made of metal and memories speaks in her last moments, sharing her own memories with the world.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14 - Raleigh B., Mako M., Gipsy Danger, Striker Eureka - Complete
APOLLO! by TailsDoll13 reviews
After Apollo tries out a new spell-it backfires BTW-the demigods, Tyson, Ella, and a few others are stuck having to babysit their parents! Will they survive? This a joint story between me and MrsEDarcy. We're in the story ourselves, too. Not your typical Gods-turned-into-babies story. Random cover pic. Humor guranteed, or your money back! Note: Refunds not available. Shazer, OUT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,407 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Nico A., Will S.
Big Time Sweepstakes by epicninjarusher reviews
The boys are tired with their busy schedules and need a break. Carlos enters a sweepstakes with all the hope in the world that he'll win and he does! The boys go on crazy adventures everyday! All I can say is Carlos what have you gotten the boys into. Jagan and Kenlos slash :)
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,544 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Logan, James, Carlos, Kendall
Viva la Vida by I Can Kill You With My Brain reviews
Mal infiltrates high society to steal a painting with River posing as his daughter. In the words of Zoe: Oh yeah, this is gonna go great. Mostly fluff and family, and a little drama. Not dark and creepy like I normally write, so a bit of a change. As per the request of Allie-the-Allisaur. *NEW CHAPTER UP*
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Mal, River
Good Little Angel by Believe4Ever reviews
"You . . . You can fix me up, right . . .? Some angel magic?" Dean whispered. "I-I'm afraid not." The angel swallowed, trying to regain control over his vocals. *Character death. Implied Destiel, though not necessarily. First Supernatural fic*
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
30 Days of Destiel! by Kenim reviews
Just 30 one-shots of Destiel. Please, enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Apple Pie a la Mode by Darkbrokenreaper reviews
In between contemplating which brand of cereal to buy and clutching the collar of Gabriel's shirt so he wouldn't run off toward the candy aisle, Dean Winchester absently wondered how this had become his life. Or the one where Dean finds out his family includes four little archangels, an ex-vessel, and a prophet of God. Domestic Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,218 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Castiel, Dean W.
Your Guardian Angel by BrokenPromisesPro reviews
AU: Not only did Dean and Sam lost their mother, but their father never made it out of the house fire. Until a certain angel appeared, assuring his protection and with the help of Bobby, they raise the orphans themselves giving them a normal life. But will it really change what fate has planned for them. Slight Destiel in later chapters, Rated T for language/violence
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel
Nicercy by teenbooks4eva reviews
My entree for the Nicercy contest, I hope I did well.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Nico A., Percy J.] - Complete
State of Affairs: A Virtual Season 11 Story by SilverSnowdrop reviews
Picking up where "Continuum" ended, VS11 follows the adventures of SG1 in the aftermath of the Ori defeat and the fall of the last System Lord. With the Asgard legacy, Earth's position is stronger than ever,but its leaders don't share the same goals,nor are its allies entirely straightforward. With uncertain loyalties and a power gap in the galaxy,old and new enemies soon emerge...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,583 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, Teal'c, Vala
Rules For Living Near A Stargate by Just Four Misfits reviews
Stargate's generally come with some amount of danger and well you need to keep that under control. Especially when you have teams like to act like three years olds on weekends. Here are some few fun rules to remember while hanging out either at the SGC or on Atlantis. told from oc p.o.v Sasha O'Neill. REWRITE of Rules For Atlantis.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
Thirteen Reasons Why by emoprinces16 reviews
The suicide of Danielle Knight rocked the entire Palmwood when it occurred two months ago. Now that everyone seems to be able to come to terms that it had happened, tapes have now surfaced and have fallen into Logan's grasp. The thirteen reasons why Danielle killed herself preside on the tapes, and Logan Mitchell must find out just what he did to earn a spot on the tapes. OCxLogan
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,740 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Kendall, Carlos, Logan, James
Big Time Rescue by Animalover48 reviews
James finds a little girl getting abused by her dad, so he rescued her by scaring the man off. After that, he takes the little girl into his own care and grows to love her and will do anything to protect her. Even if it meant risking his own life . Rated T for child abuse
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - James
Photographs by starlight.moon.princess reviews
Chuck's always seen the world through the lens of a camera - it's his own personal way of immortalising his mother. :: Chuck centric, ChuckRaleigh at the end ::
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Chuck H., Raleigh B. - Complete
voices calling in the empty wind by tielan reviews
"The only Jaeger ever taken to Oblivion Bay and then removed again is an old Mark III by the name of Gipsy Danger, made right here in the US." excerpt from a commercial flight recording, incoming Oakland International, January 6, 2025
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Gipsy Danger, Coyote Tango, Mako M. - Complete
Superhero by SocietyOfTheFriendsOfTheABC reviews
As series of one-shots as our favorite heroes as kindergarteners reacting to the journal prompt of: If you were a superhero, what would your superpower be? Rachel: Psychic
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Lights on, lights off by aliceanjee reviews
Why?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Lazarus Syndrome by beautimisssix reviews
Raleigh's never told anyone, but he's pretty sure he died in his escape pod after nuking the Breach.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Raleigh B., Mako M., Tendo C., Yancy B. - Complete
Of Learning and Smiling by Dookamargirl2 reviews
Or the one where Leo is Strong, Nyssa is observant and everyone learns something about our favourite mechanic. Slight Percabeth, Frazel and Jasper/Jiper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Leo V., Nyssa - Complete
How We Live Now by Polomonkey reviews
"He doesn't believe in karma, doesn't believe that the things they do will ever catch up with them." Arthur and Merlin are serial killers. Oneshot, Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Girl Fight! by YJ-Lover reviews
High School AU with girl!Cas. Chastity is the school's local man stealer, Dean is her next target, and Cassielle is the girlfriend that is anything but amused by what happens
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Family Bonds by I. M. Frelling-Wonko reviews
Jacek is dead and Vala is forced to deal with what he left behind.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Vala - Complete
Home by Lt.Colonel John Sheppard reviews
The O'Neill family from someone else's perspective.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Breaking Free by Expecto-Prongs reviews
"Yeah, so I'm sort of alive… and I need a favor." After the Winchesters avert the apocalypse and Sam is brought back from the Cage, someone they thought was dead comes to ask for help. AU, Sabriel with a side of Samifer bromance.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,686 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel
Trusting Your Friends by Blackcat509 reviews
Janet has a secret and she won't tell her friends. Completed... for now. Deleted other chapters because i wasn't happy with where it was going so plan on re-writing it from chapter 2.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser - Complete
Arthinity by Thirteenth Star reviews
Okay, this takes place in about the 1930s or 1940s, and this is the story of the demigod who followed the Mark of Athena right before Annabeth. If you haven't read the Mark of Athena, you wouldn't get it so, yeah. ONESHOTIENESS Creds to Rick Riordan!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Tangled by arhi reviews
Dean never expected to own a house. (AU disregarding 5.22 and any sort of plan that would involve Sam being in hell - this is happy!fic, damn it)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Glass by Lois4Kent reviews
CHAPTER 21 RATED K. Unabashed J/S. Jack takes Sam home after her fathers passing. CHAPTER 21 - "You still haven't answered my question." Sam's voice called over his shoulder. Jack breathed deeply. How could he tell her he loved her after he'd just shouted at her? But he'd have to give he some sort of response, he couldn't just ignore her.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,955 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Truth is Always the Hardest by Fangfan1 reviews
What if there was another reason why James didn't want to share a bus with Logan? James is harboring a secret in certain regards to the genius, brown-eyed brunette. And the longer he stays with Logan, the harder it is to keep his secret. When James finally has enough, will he ruin his friendship with his best friend forever. Or will he get Lost in Love? Warning: SLASH oneshot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Logan, James - Complete
That Which We Hold Dear by lvonfan reviews
Jonas's past comes back to haunt him, and it's wrapped in the disguise of a long lost family member. Will he be able to accept the truth of who he truly is in time to prevent the destruction of his new life on earth?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - J. Quinn
Caught in the Act by SkyeRose reviews
Jack catches Sam right in the middle of her guilty pleasure! But he has some surprises of his own...Fluffy oneshot that is pure SamJack! Unabashedly so.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
I Am Yours by NCISBALTOFAN reviews
ONESHOT. Balthazar and Lucifer were always meant to be, but it all changed when the Morningstar fell. Balthazar sometimes just needs a little reminder that he'll always have his love.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2013 - [Balthazar, Lucifer] - Complete
A Little Revenge: Cassie by Vinividivinci reviews
Follows on A Little Revenge. It's Cassie's turn to learn it's not wise to interfere. S/J fluff of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,085 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - S. Carter, Cassandra F., J. O'Neill
Mishpacha by AJ and Sebastian Goin reviews
When Ziva's life is turned upside down, can she rediscover the true meaning of family? NOW COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Galatea by ShoeQueen reviews
Sam is caught in a Goa'uld trap. To save her Jack must be pushed physically, mentally and emotionally. J/S Ship. ***NOTE: Chapter 14 has an M rating, but can be skipped without missing the story. All other chapters are T***
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,168 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Jack's Vacation On Atlantis by gawilliams reviews
Jack and the gang come to Atlantis to surprise Sam three years into her second stint as Atlantis Commander.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/30/2013 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Vala
You Can't Just Leave Me Here by I'm Forever Motivated reviews
Just left all alone. She didn't want to be alone, where was her Mal? He was gone, just like the rest of them. Why did they just leave her here? It wasn't fair. She wanted to go with them. She loved all of them, she was with them, all of them for so long. It didn't matter where they went, she'd always be with them. "You know, I named you after her who was named after a battlefield."
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Mal, River, Kaylee, Wash - Complete
Warehouse Family Fun Night by Ryan Joyce reviews
Claudia picks a new game for the crew to play on game night but gets bored and decides to try her hand at scheming. Plot assumes HG and Myka have been toeing the line between friendship and something more for a while but keeping that secret from the others.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Helena G. W., Myka B. - Complete
Comfort by Lauriesf reviews
Jack is not feeling good; Sam has the right remedy; missing scene from Tangent; just a little fluffy scene
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Jacob/Selmak, J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Not a Ghost by LostMyselfinDreams reviews
Set after the miniseries. Kara's fear of being forgotten surfaces on Galactica. AU because Helo's on Galactica.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
Stargate SG-1 Theme Song by Norah Strike reviews
If the Stargate SG-1 opening theme song had words it would go like this...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Moonlight by NCISBALTOFAN reviews
ONESHOT DRABBLE Sabriel. Gabriel is insecure, this is an unspoken fact. Sam just wants to be able to see him with the lights on one day while they're making love.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] - Complete
Heroes and Villains by Rjalker reviews
Sometimes, what you don't know can, in fact, hurt you. -Kara and Leoben on New Caprica, and the events that follow his death in 'Occupation'. Rated T for mild violence and death. Free of major spoilers because it's original from my head.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2013 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Conoy - Complete
A Little Out of Left Field by DrawnToTheRhythm reviews
A one-shot based on a Gateworld challenge of "how do you think Sam proposed to Jack". Set just after Threads during the wake.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Insomnia by Yeahsureyoubetcha reviews
Some members of SG-1 are having a restless night and go looking for a little distraction. They're hungry, they're bored and they aren't at the SGC . . . what could possibly happen? Tag scene for 'Small Victories'. (Full Team fic - Strong elements of J/D friendship, bit of Jaffa humor and a happy dose of J/S shippery)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,504 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Bein' In Love by reaverattack reviews
A short ficlet about how River is the perfect girl for Jayne.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
Hallmark Occasions… by Sally Mn reviews
Greeting for all occasions... done for a livejournal challenge to cover those times in Our Heroes Lives that standard cards just don't cover...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Complete
Alphabet Soup, and Other Snacks by domina tempore reviews
Everyone loves a good alphabet soup! A collection of team!fics, friendship, banter, and pie.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,360 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
No way out by Little-Firestar84 reviews
She didn't want to leave, because the team was her family and that place was her home, and yet that was the only choice. Because her mind was filled with over 5o years of memories that weren't her. Memories that weren't going to be hers. D/V, post serie
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2013 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Living, Breathing Adonis by Violet Hyena reviews
Sometimes in the early morning, Gabriel watches Sam sleep. (Sabriel, Sam likes Romance, and Gabriel discovers this.)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Making Up by cilepe reviews
What could have happened if Simon hadn't turned around and left. Scene change from episode 12, The Message. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
Dating Denial by SaidbhinLuch reviews
Daniel thought that people would've believed him when he said 'it wasn't a date'... Oh Daniel, you should know your friends better then that. Humour abounds, with hints of S/J and D/V.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Vala - Complete
lost - forgotten by PapayaK reviews
Jack is lost. And there are some things he's forgotten
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The World Ain't Slowing Down by moonshoespotter101 reviews
In a land within a video game, Sam is convinced only one person can be behind it. And least he damn hopes so. Song: 'The World Ain't Slowing Down' by Ellis Paul. Listen before reading.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Confusion by Kelral Orlyana reviews
This is a tale of a symbiotes first experience of Earth.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Complete
Concrete Angel by NCISBALTOFAN reviews
The sickness was always there. A brother's love turns into obsession, but it wasn't a problem because it Michael and Gabriel's "little secret". (Warning: Mentions of child abuse of the sexual nature, rated for content)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Balthazar, Gabriel - Complete
Why this reality? by roque872002 reviews
"We're from another reality. One that's being destroyed by the Goa'uld," she began. Written for Tel nok shock. Complete. BONUS CHAPTER UP (Epilogue). Happy Birthday Tel Nok Shock.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,029 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill, Jacob/Selmak - Complete
Hope and Hunt by Simlead reviews
A multi-chapter Easter story stemming from a discussion on Gateworld. Fluffy and mostly family-related. Rated T for safety. It's Easter again, but Sam decides that enough is enough - the family will have to hunt for eggs and hope for the best. I own nothing.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Cam and the Five Bears by domina tempore reviews
...or, "Five teddy bears that Cameron Mitchell had in his possession...and one that he kept." For Kkarrie.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Teal'c, C. Mitchell, Vala - Complete
Final Mission by Lillie Flowers reviews
Jack and Sam just wanted to have a quiet wedding with friends, but nothing can ever go as planned with this team. Adventure/romance, set between Seasons 8 and 9. This story can be read on its own, but it also works as a sequel to my One Last Chance fic. Now complete. Enjoy!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill, D. Jackson, Cassandra F. - Complete
Compression by BatTitan reviews
"It was supposed to be a routine hunt, just an errant ghost the Winchesters could easily salt and burn." In which there is a cave-in and Gabriel is totally out of his comfort zone. Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Snapshots by supervenger1995 reviews
Twenty Five drabbles featuring the Supernatural pairing of Sabriel (Sam and Gabriel)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Unknowns and What Ifs by bugintheforest reviews
Just a little musing of what happened after all was said and one. My need for another...something! to fill the void. :) J/S mainly, with everyone else (plus some). Oh...and an original character. Comments, critiques, etc welcome! :) *Now in chapter format... sorry...still trying to figure things out. :) *And now with new and improved tweaking! :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Little Talks by domina tempore reviews
It's about moving on and growing up. (post-series)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - C. Mitchell, Vala - Complete
Just Being Prepared by Blackcat509 reviews
Have you ever been curious as to what SG1 take with them off-world?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
The Apple & Its Tree by DaenerysTargary3n reviews
Sequel to Una in Perpetuum. Vala and Daniel make a trip to Atlantis with their 15 year old son, Samuel Neil Jackson so that Sam can do an internship there. They stay for a short while so he can settle in but Sam when he wanders off from Rodney manages to make a profound discovery that will change the lives of the Atlantis personnel but he risks his life in doing so.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [D. Jackson, Vala] - Complete
Hell by reaverattack reviews
A funny little ficlet of Simon's own personal hell. Post-BDM. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Simon, River - Complete
Reflections on a Broken Surface by bluemoonmaverick reviews
Episode tag to Beneath the Surface. My attempt to explain what happened before the beginning of the episode and especially how Jack and Sam became a couple.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,846 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Zombies, balls and favouritism by SaidbhinLuch reviews
Just a little one shot based after Sam gets back in 'Evolution. Part 2' No seriousness, just some light hearted fun, Jack causing some minor mayhem, Sam being baffled and Jacob being annoyed by the lot of them. Also some questions as to who the favourite Carter is. Hints of Teal'c/Ishta but mostly Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Black Blood by Meatball42 reviews
All I ever wanted was to fly.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
Crash Into You by wackyjacqs reviews
A missing scene for S6 Descent. Takes place immediately after Sam and Jack's close call. Oneshot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Unending: Children Out of Time by djenie reviews
"Growing up on a space ship might have been an Earth child's dream, but for us it was just Standard Operating Procedure! We woke up looking at the stars, and went to sleep with the same view."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
Fifteens for Jack by Niss Trah reviews
On St. Patrick's day, Sam makes a treat for Jack and Daniel asks annoying questions.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
Comdo, Amacuse by wackyjacqs reviews
A missing scene for S7 'Lost City: Part 1', immediately after the lovely, but oh-so-frustrating, scene where Daniel and Teal'c arrive at Jack's house with donuts. Oneshot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Only You by BettyHall223 reviews
Sam's wedding day is approaching and Jack needs to get away, but the unthinkable happens to change their lives in an instant.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,889 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Everywhere but the room by Niss Trah reviews
After the events of Divide and Conquer, Daniel helps his friends bring some deeper emotions to light. J/D friendship, D/S friendship, D/T friendship, and of course...Sam/Jack ship!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
You haven't experienced evil yet! by roque872002 reviews
Part of the "Married Life" series. "Ready to go, Your Crankiness?" Jack and Sam go shopping.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
It's a weird life by krage reviews
Jonas and Daniel return through the stargate as small children. Jonas beats up Ferretti, Daniel wants pants, Jack thinks this is so weird, and Sam secretly wants fried chicken. More serious than it sounds, but for me I am having fun with this. Seventh chapter up (breakthrough, and foreboding).
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,630 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - J. Quinn
What Could Have Been by SkyeRose reviews
When an unknown girl appears in the SGC claiming to be the daughter of Sam and Jack, SG-1 must find a way to send her back. But, the more they learn about this girl, the more they realize that they're racing against the clock. T to be safe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,769 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Someday by cilepe reviews
A brief conversation between Jack and Sam in the infirmary.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Wouldn't think twice by Mika Uriah reviews
she'd take a bullet for him.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
I Want You To Stay by Steve McGarrett reviews
She's his weakness and one of these days she's going to be his undoing. Somehow he's not quite as bothered by that as he probably should be. -Theme set Alpha, for the 1Sentence challenge at LJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Col. Reynolds - Complete
Just Once by cilepe reviews
Oneshot. Carter's been injured and Jack stays with her until a med team can arrive.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Sleeping Beauties by midnightread reviews
When SGA1 find an Ancient device and it effects one of the team what will the repercussions be? John/Elizabeth and Sam/Jack
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,925 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill, Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
What do you do when you love someone you shouldn't? by chloet132 reviews
Carries on from the one-shot I did a while ago: Sam's Dream. Sam is awake after a mission went wrong. Jack needs someone to blame.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Bad Weather by Blackcat509 reviews
When SG1 arrive on a chilly planet with a broken DHD Sam falls into a frozen lake. My first fanfic. hope you like it. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Me Without You by SkyeRose reviews
Snippets from all the SG-1 Valentine's Days we never got to see. Some stories are angsty and some are fluffy. SamJack, Daniel/Sha're, Daniel/Janet, and maybe some Teal'c/Ish'ta. And some Pete bashing for good measure. Better than the summary, I promise!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,878 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Painful by SchrodingersMonster reviews
How Gabriel convinces Sam to say no to Lucifer. Slightly erotic and kinda dark!fic but happy ending c: enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Gabriel, Sam W.
Afterlife by Lady Cynic reviews
Leo/Nico (Lico, Leco, Ghostfire, Valdango, God so many ship names). Nico is back & Leo is there for him. Queer/gay fic. This fic will be under HEAVY construction and will be revamped when I have the time. The writing is no longer up to par of my standards, so if bad writing and poorly written lemons are not your thing, don't read. Multishot; WIP; m-preg; post MoA; AU if you squint.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Leo V., Nico A.] - Complete
Una in Perpetuum by DaenerysTargary3n reviews
During and post "Dominion", AU after that. While Adria is on Odyssey, Daniel sees a part of Vala he was never quite sure existed and finds himself drawn to her in her hour of need, but such a union of minds and souls so different is hard to sustain...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,290 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [D. Jackson, Vala] - Complete
Fish Fingers and Custard (drabble) by Steve McGarrett reviews
Col. Reynolds discovers two foods that shouldn't be mixed. - There's a longer version of this in the works.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Col. Reynolds
Second chance for happiness and peace by ALIMOO1971 reviews
Jack and Sam get a second chance at being together and saving the galaxy from the Goa'uld
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 98 - Words: 221,088 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Peaceful by madelinesticks reviews
A small Sabriel ficlet. Gabriel watches Sam sleep.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Fluffy Fluff for the Fluffster and his Fluffy Friends by Micky and Spells reviews
Assorted Sabriel/Destiel drabbles written by Spells. Lots of fluff! TAKING REQUESTS
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel
Gossips and Voyeurs by SaidbhinLuch reviews
Set in the aftermath of Crystal Skull. The rest of the team just wants to know what Daniel got up to in his time out of phase. He's less then willing to say. Just some SG-1 silliness and banter. Not a one shot anymore due to popular demand! Enjoy! Hints of S/J
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Restless walls of flames by Aenigmatic reviews
Captain Samantha Carter knew that he meant trouble the moment she laid eyes on him. Set in 'The Changeling' universe, AU.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Ice Cream by djenie reviews
Sweet fluff!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Teal'c - Complete
Dances with Death by Makilome reviews
A slip of a girl turns the past and the future upside down when she lands on top of the Slytherin table in the Main Hall in front of Tom Riddle himself! River/Tom Riddle Jr.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Tom R. Jr., River
Jack Thinks by cerulean1123 reviews
From time to time Jack has questions and Daniel is usually the one who he asks. Not slash.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/19/2008 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
Memories of Clarity by lanri reviews
River wants to make sure her memories are her own. So she keeps things, small things, to remember what is really important. Pre-BDM. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - River, Simon - Complete
Punch The Clock by wackyjacqs reviews
Some days being 'The Man' does have its perks. Set S8, pre-Affinity. Written in honor of today's holiday; 'National Punch The Clock Day'.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The First by boydea reviews
General O'Neill was preparing for retirement, but an unexpected and surprising visit from Thor changed everything, not just for Jack, but for all of the SG teams. Entrusted with the protection of an ancient being, Jack and his teams must go on one of the most dangerous missions they have ever done. And if they fail, it could mean the end of everything.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,380 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - J. O'Neill, Thor - Complete
Sprain by Tocka e reviews
Harry is not careful and will have to deal with not kicking people. Carson find him adorable. Don't tell. Slash. non-magic au.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Carson B. - Complete
Bribery And Co-operation by gatehead81 reviews
Jack has done it again. It's the end of the month and he has not completed his mission reports that were due yesterday. Hopeful as ever he approaches Sam in her lab with his usual bribe in mind, but the reception he receives from his long time friend and 2IC is not as warm as he might have hoped. Season 7 Jack/Sam in cannon humour/friendship. Two-part fic. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Aboard, About, Above, Across by Jedi Buttercup reviews
The Lady Tam was surely dressed for floor-twirling antics, and not the foufy-skirt type like what Kaylee preferred, nor the violent sort that had ended with Jayne on the floor, neither.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Mal, River - Complete
The SGC's own 'Golden Trio' by SaidbhinLuch reviews
Random one-shot set after 'Enemies Part 2'. A rather odd observation is made, concerning some of the members of our favourite team, they don't react very well to it. Features humour, giggling, a baffled Jacob and a squabbling Daniel and Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2012 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Downside of Online Gaming by ReluctantSlashFan reviews
All McGee wanted to do was play a few hours of online gaming...
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jimmy P., Tim M., Sam W. - Complete
Theoretically Possible by Rachel500 reviews
He was looking forward to spending Thanksgiving with Carter so obviously Jack wakes to find himself in another universe, which seems all too familiar...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Mr and Mrs Hans Olo by spacegypsy1 reviews
Daniel and Vala are undercover to scout out a planet rich in Naquadah. They find themselves on a world of storytellers and must join story-time to be accepted. Vala tells a whopping tale, and then Daniel gets tangled up in his storytelling
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Problematically designed bombs by SaidbhinLuch reviews
'You know, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb, and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back.' Of course Jack would say something... It's what we all expect of him. Sam unfortunately has to try to keep him in line. Yeah good luck with that. S/J leanings and humour.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - S. Carter - Complete
Even more unexpected hair issues by SaidbhinLuch reviews
Simply Jack reacting to people's changing hairstyles. He really doesn't take it well and Sam is stuck smack in the middle. Language due to a slip in Sam's mental ramblings.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Paperwork by spacegypsy1 reviews
Cam attempts to avoid a paperwork nightmare concerning Daniel and Vala. Teal'c remains neutral, Jack intrudes, Sam's work is done.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2012 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
G is for George by samantilles reviews
Bra'tac reflects upon Hammond of Texas after he receives the news of George's passing. Canon Major Character Death.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Braítac, Teal'c - Complete
Some Things Change, Some Things Remain the Same by AerynB reviews
Previously known as "Definitely Not in Kansas Anymore" started and abandoned at the end of 2007. What happens if both Vala AND Daniel are transported to the Ori galaxy at the end of "Beachhead"? How will they survive and how will they get back? FINALLY FINISHED! Thank you for reading.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,110 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
The Crap! Series by Alia el Bolock reviews
Crap! These awkward, funny moments when all you can think of is Crap! Random snippets where this is the sentiment. Mainly light and funny and mostly JS with some team snippets in between.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Birthdays Suck by KellethMetheus reviews
There are very few universal truths for Rodney and this is one of them.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Consequences of Sg1s Off World Travel by spacegypsy1 reviews
A few Daniel and Vala romantic one shots! This is my 200th post to this site - I offer a sampling of tropes. Daniel in Vala of course-
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - D. Jackson, Vala
The Moment of Truth by I. M. Frelling-Wonko reviews
Idiom Series - Thinking she's about to die, Vala tells Daniel something important.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Wrong One by Ada15 reviews
Harry vanished years ago...now, Albus thinks he may have a way to find him...slight crossover. Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Harry P., Mal - Complete
Requim for Heros by Skye1963 reviews
deathfic-who comes to the funeral of two of the FBI's wanted? The profilers are surprised at the kind of people who have been affected by the Winchesters. Rated T for major character deaths.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
R is for Rescue by Cleo the Muse reviews
Sit around and wait to be rescued? Does that sound like SG-1 to you?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - J. O'Neill, C. Mitchell - Complete
W is for Worlds by Cleo the Muse reviews
Young Jonas Quinn is a child of many worlds, yet born to one which he struggles to understand.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - J. Quinn - Complete
Finding the Way by Denaliyasha reviews
Post finale. Kara finds herself in a very familiar place, with a familiar face and the reality that maybe her afterlife isn't going to go the way she thought. Lee/Kara.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25/2012 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, Zak A. - Complete
Jayne and the Boastful Badger: A Bedtime Story by RevDorothyL reviews
Malcolm Reynolds takes his turn at telling the story of River and Jayne in the form of a fable, to bribe the children of 'Serenity' into going to bed at a reasonable hour. Pre-Rayne. Sequel to "Jayne and the Dragon Princess."
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
Underestimation by VGWrighte reviews
Sixth in "The Adventures of Nerdy Carter and First Sergeant O'Neill." A somewhat familiar someone wants Sam's job.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Schemes by Ivanolix reviews
Elizabeth helps Teyla remain sneaky. Gen.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Teyla E., Elizabeth W. - Complete
It's His Day by Sally Mn reviews
Daniel's birthdays throughout the years...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2011 - D. Jackson - Complete
A Chatroom fit for the Gods! by Iris Cornelia Jade reviews
On Mt. Olympus, things can get boring, but the talk never does! And while they may be sick of talking of demigods, they've got plenty of other stuff to talk about. Hephaestus springs a chat system where all their humor, sarcasm,and wisecracks are recorded
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011
Major Cuteness by VGWrighte reviews
5 in The Adventures of Nerdy Carter and First Sergeant O'Neill. Little fluffy story, equally about Major Jackson and Doc Fraiser.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - D. Jackson, J. Fraiser - Complete
Not from Earth by timewarpp reviews
River cocked her head. "Luna. Latin. Means moon. The goddess of the moon in Roman mythology."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Luna L., R. Tam - Complete
Factual Errors and Omissions by VGWrighte reviews
4th in The Adventures of Nerdy Carter and First Sergeant O'Neill. He wasn't being entirely truthful, not even with himself.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
50 Reasons by dnapolymerase314 reviews
50 Reasons/Reponses Why I, Thalia Grace Will Never Date You, Apollo, God of…Wimpy Stuff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G.
Comfort Only A Mother Can Give by Hollie47 reviews
Adria ends up losing all of her Ori powers on a New World and she runs into her Mother, Vala.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Vala, Adria - Complete
In His Arms by I. M. Frelling-Wonko reviews
Vala contemplates her life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Vala, Teal'c - Complete
The Gods discover Apple Apps by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Unfortunately for him, the other gods keep stealing it to play these strangely addicting mortal games. T...just for fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
Dearly Beloved by alphadine reviews
"Yer not getting' outta this alive, ya know that, right?" - "Neither are you!"
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 6/14/2011 - River, Jayne - Complete
The Argument For Tau by VGWrighte reviews
3rd in the "Adventures of Nerdy Carter and First Sergeant O'Neill." Shirt and his wife discuss Tau verses Pi.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Daddy Knows Best by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Mal thought he knew best; he had no idea what he was getting himself into. Sequel to 'Tussle'
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This by Tivteryn reviews
It's just one of those days... but Hammond loves days like that. Written in 2008.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Gen. Hammond - Complete
The Feynman Lectures on Physics by VGWrighte reviews
2nd in the Adventures of Nerdy Carter and First Sergeant O'Neill. Prequel to "Redecorating" of "Alternatives." First Sergeant Jack O'Neill suddenly finds Doctor Samantha Carter extremely attractive.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Gabriel surprises Dean by AnimeWolf524 reviews
Dean never wanted to see this, but Gabriel doesn't care. SLASH!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
April the First by Deiphobe reviews
What kinds of havoc did Fred and George wreak at Hogwarts on April's first day? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Golden Key by rose griffes reviews
Maybe Hera's life is a fairy tale.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Hera. A, L. Conoy - Complete
I See Your Snake and Raise You Four Legs by lifewaters reviews
Crack!y short. Things took an unexpected turn for an SG-1 mission, and soon Winston shall be a name that will live in infamy. Another Goa'uld System Lord on the rise, or something more sinister? - Ominous music? Yes please!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Gen. Hammond - Complete
What Remains by Caliente reviews
drabble ficlet set post-Big Damn Film –– Zoe finds River in Serenity's cockpit. As always, there's more going on than meets the eye. –– mentions of Zoe/Wash
Serenity - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - [Zoe W., Wash W.] River T. - Complete
The Story Of A Ring by Alia el Bolock reviews
What if a ring could tell a story? Well, this ring can... and it has a great one to tell!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Change of Heart by To'M'L Kuran reviews
Hm...what would happen if Klorel and Ammunet were approached by Ammunet's Harcesis daughter who joined the Tok'ra with a chance to join them... read to find out. No love stuff in here beyond family love. Sarah is my own OC so... MINE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sha're, Skaara - Complete
Di Immortales! by Klbooks reviews
When the gods quarrel about a certain incident that included the son of the sea god and a daughter of the goddess of wisdom kissing in a particular sea god's domain, things get a bit...random.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
On a Good Day by MKRG reviews
What was it like to be Vala Mal Doran before her encounters with the people of Earth? A short take on that experience, inspired by a song.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Vala - Complete
Evening the Odds by Cleo the Muse reviews
Colonel Reynolds is pretty sure he's doomed. Written for 2010 Q1 challenge at LJ's sg oneprompt community.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Col. Reynolds - Complete
Greatest Fear by MKRG reviews
The team races to the aid of Vala, who is facing her greatest fear. Fun team oneshot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Vala - Complete
How to Save Daniel's Ass Vala Style by MKRG reviews
A How-To Guide for saving Daniel Jackson from everyday perils of the universe. Complete with a narrative example that gives a full account of an actual rescue. No Ships just Daniel and Vala fun. Oneshot!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Q is for Quixotic by Cleo the Muse reviews
The best part about being on SG-1—even better than collecting treasure—is getting to be the hero!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Vala, C. Mitchell - Complete
Who's shocked now, nugget? by vansen58 reviews
AU. Zak returns and Kara and Lee are shocked... no, wait... it's just the opposite.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Zak A., K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Tauron Rose by polykhromatik reviews
How Gina Inviere enters Admiral Helena Cain's life. This story precedes "Shore Leave". Completed uploaded ch2.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - H. Cain, Number Six - Complete
Twas The Night Before Christmas by pinkyridz reviews
Down sized Daniel Jacksons first Christmas does not go to plan. Kidfic - Danny Whumping/Jack caring. Part One of The Sainted Series.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/10/2010 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Future is Nuts! by MKRG reviews
Another solar flare sends our heroes of old to the future. Witness old SG-1's reaction to Vala Mal Doran in all her glory. DV
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala
The Prince's Bride by denise1 reviews
Teal'c regales Jaffa children with an Earth fairy tale, the Prince's Bride, and SG-1 comes along for the ride.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Of Gods and Kittens by Eilidh17 reviews
Kidfic: Jack gets domestic while Daniel tries out his mummifying skills. Another Isis tale.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Meatballs, Hippos, and Headaches by Eilidh17 reviews
Kidfic: Daniel is a feisty six year-old with his adult memories - when he chooses to use them. A challenge response fic for the prompt - The Perils of taking your kid Christmas shopping.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
T'was the Night Before Shipmas by BrenRenQoI reviews
A Sam & Jack parody of "The Night Before Christmas". Lovingly dedicated to JackandSamaddict of Gateworld. Merry Shipmas one and all!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Menagerie by Bil reviews
Take one Severus Snape, one baby Potter, and one insane Headmaster; simmer gently and stir well. Don't forget to duck! AU Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Come and Play by Eilidh17 reviews
Kidfic. Jack discovers Daniel has an imaginary friend.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Explanations are in Order by Cleo the Muse reviews
Vala finds something in Daniel's closet and demands an explanation. Daniel/Vala established relationship
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Stargate Interrupt Us by JaxLass reviews
Some days, General Hammond can’t seem to get cooperation in the gate room from his own people.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Gen. Hammond
Taking One for the Team by Cleo the Muse reviews
Drabble; Vala tries to make up for an error on her part. Sequel to "Keeping Watch".
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Vala, D. Jackson
Keeping Watch by Cleo the Muse reviews
Drabble; there's been an accident, but Daniel's friends are there to help.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Eyes in the Dark by Cleo the Muse reviews
Little Stargate "Give and Take" challenge response to Eilidh17's prompt "eyes in the dark"; Little Danny kidfic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/23/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Carmel by 3rd.Apple reviews
What happens when you mix a grumpy Jack, Ba'al, and a new, mouthy archaeologist? Pandemonium ensues...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - J. O'Neill, Ba'al - Complete
Another Day, Another Prison by Zarz reviews
Or, How to Get out of Budget Meetings, SG-1 Style
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/25/2009 - J. O'Neill, Gen. Hammond - Complete
Nicky and the Mystery of the Polka Dots by KaliopeShipsIt reviews
Nicky and Hera have a heart-to-heart at Daycare and discover the mystery of polka dots. Spoilers up to "Someone to watch over me", S4 E17
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Hera. A - Complete
The Cutting Room Floor by JaneAus10 reviews
Extended/Alternate Endings for the series finale. COMPLETE. Image: Mount Saint-Victoire 1906 Paul Cézanne
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Dr Jackson, PhD Aged 8 by Eilidh17 reviews
Kidfic. Jack is questioned over Daniel's ancient history assignment. Challenge fic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Insy Binsy Pida by Eilidh17 reviews
Kidfic. Its raining outside and something has got Danny bothered. Written for a challenge on the Stargate Kiddrabbles List - A Stormy Night. Not beta'd.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
All Grown Up by Eilidh17 reviews
Kidfic. Daniel have a 4 year old's self educating moment. Written in response to a challenge on the Stargate Kiddrabble List.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Rest of My Life? by MKRG reviews
Daniel wonders about his future with an unlikely companion. Short and sweet DV
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/12/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Kahve for the Jaffa by Eilidh17 reviews
Can coffee be the Tau'ri's secret weapon against the system lords? Written for the Stargate Drabble List challenge - write a ficlet or drabble using the words Bra'tac and coffee.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Teal'c, Braítac - Complete
Ubbles by Eilidh17 reviews
Kidfic. Jack's doing the laundry and Danny want's to help... in his own way. Written as a challenge from the Stargate Kiddrabbles list. Use the words: Bubbles, Tug Boat, Kaleidoscope, Torpedo, and Alphabet in a drabble or Ficlet.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/30/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Tau'ri Tales The Seven Asgards by Eilidh17 reviews
Snake wrestling, galactic baddies, and all of this on page 27 of the sports section. Daniel's bedtime stories are never dull. Written for the Stargate Kiddrabble List.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/25/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
Alternative Storage by Eilidh17 reviews
What a useful device the Ancient Sleep Chamber can be! Rodney and John find out. Challenge from the Stargate Drabble List - write a ficlet or drabble using: Ancient Sleep Chamber in it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Samantha and the Ogre by Eilidh17 reviews
Jack tells a sick Danny a little night time story. Written for the Stargate Kiddrabble List Four word Challenge. Use Toy Soldier, Blanket, Nightlight, Dust Bunny, and bonus word: Music Box in a drabble or Ficlet. KIDFIC!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Teal'c and the Beanstalk by Eilidh17 reviews
Jack and Danny share a bedtime story. Kid fic. A challenge from the Stargate drabble list - use the words Shaft, Odor, Ancient Gene, Green, and bonus word: Tomorrow in a drabble or ficlet. I've been a bit liberal with Ancient Gene!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Tau'ri Tales by Eilidh17 reviews
Kid fic - A little bedtime story for Daniel. Written for the stargate drabble list challenge to use the words - Shaft, Odor, Ancient Gene, Green and bonus word - Tomorrow, in a ficlet or drabble. Not beta'd.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Proper Banishment of Wrackspurts by Skybright Daye reviews
Luna meets another girl who is a bit . . . off. Crossover with Firefly, written for a fic challenge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
Peter can't sleep, so what do the Marauders do? Why tell him a story of course! Long one shot. Please read! Summary doesn't do it justice! EDIT: Also, now with like, a bazillion less spelling mistakes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2008 - James P. - Complete
Kid Jackson Vs Slugger McKay by Eilidh17 reviews
Daniel and Rodney have it out during First Contact. Just a bit of fun. Written for a challenge from the Stargate Drabblelist.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/4/2008 - D. Jackson - Complete
A Truly Modern Major General by ziparumpazoo reviews
Crackfic. Hammond and Teal'c do Gilbert and Sullivan. *I wrote this many years ago under a different pen name and thought it lost when I my old computer went belly-up.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Gen. Hammond - Complete
X is for Xenophilia by Annerb reviews
Wherein George, Bra’tac, Jacob, and Selmak sit around pretending to be old farts. Tribute to Don S. Davis.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Gen. Hammond, Jacob C. - Complete
Unreliable Things by Bil reviews
John!Whumping, Sheppard/Weir friendship. He dreams of a city that whispers to him in the night and of a woman with dark hair and clear eyes who believed in him when he didn't believe in himself. Atlantis weeps in his dreams and Elizabeth smiles at him. S1
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Aggravated Destruction of Property by Kalquessa reviews
From prompt "Jonas Quinn, Vala Mal Doran, misplace." Vala rescues Jonas by blowing things up and getting herself arrested. Season 10.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - J. Quinn, Vala - Complete
Girls and Jaffa Do Not Fight Fair by Kalquessa reviews
SG-1 return from a mission-gone-wrong and recount their misadventures for General Jack. Teal'c references Star Wars, Daniel has difficulty with some chainmail and Sam has all the fun, as usual. Season 8.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Retail Price by Kalquessa reviews
Humorous ficlet in which Sam and Teal'c are compelled to pay retail price for one archaeologist and one Air Force Colonel. Season 9.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/10/2007 - S. Carter, C. Mitchell - Complete
Goa'uld Dreams by Nina Purpleton reviews
What if.....what if Junior didn't die trying to save Teal'c and Bra'tec, what if she lived? Oh, yes, Teal'c has been carrying around a female Goa'uld symbiote for the past 6 years.....
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Teal'c, Braítac
So Many Daniels, So Little Time by MKRG reviews
Daniel accompanies another team offworld. A ripple effect causes him to return long before he’s due to come back. Vala thinks she’s died and gone to heaven. DV.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
LongDistance Relatives by Morange reviews
How far can some one appariate? All the way to the Pegasus Galaxy if you really want too. And someone has a few world to say to Carson about his absence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Minerva M., Carson B. - Complete
When Two Brainiacs Meet by Legessa reviews
OneShot. McKay meets his match. Arguing ensues.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Star Gate Episode II: Attack of the Jaffa by KateCarter reviews
What happens when Teal'c introduces Bra'tac and some other Jaffa to the glories of Star Wars?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Teal'c, Braítac - Complete
Children of the Gate by Quinndolynn reviews
What if all the gate children got together and talked?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Cassandra F.
Crazy? by Confushi Sushi reviews
Only 3 words came to Daniel's mind. Scarred. For. Life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2004
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Lost Children reviews
Seven children are missing, each taken from different time and place. When they wake up from a deep sleep they're far from home with no one to trust but each other and a young woman named Jennifer Hailey. Now they have to find a way to get home while dealing with common issues such as hormones, chores, and sexuality problems. This'll be an adventure, that's for sure!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/5 - [J. Hailey, OC] [Elizabeth W., John S.]
3 Things reviews
Team-fic that focuses on the three things our favorite team and Generals love and/or hate about each other. But once I get to General Hammond and Drs. Frasier and Lam there'll be some hate since SG1 is in the infirmary so much. But for now it's mostly love.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Vala
Bunker Survival Guide! reviews
Here is my, Shara, a fallen angel's, survival guide for living in an under ground bunker with former Angels, 4 Archangels, 2 Hunters, 1 techie, 1 prophet of the Lord, and 1 Former King of Hell. In other words one insane crazy place that'll leave any sane person calling an asylum for help. Contains Destiel and Sabriel. T for one itty bitty mention of sex.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Charlie B., OC
Night Terrors reviews
Logan is the new head of the neuroscience department at The Palm Woods School for gifted Children. Kendall, James and Carlos are handlers for two teenage girls in particular, Terra Michaelson, and Mira Collins. By day they are bright happy teens with amazing gifts. But at night they are terrified by an unseen force dubbed "The Night Terrors" by the younger kids. Full summary inside
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Kendall, Carlos, Logan, James
She Knew reviews
She knew that there would be a last everything. During that whole year she knew but knowing doesn't make it any easier to deal with when you know a loved one is going to die. Set during 4x01 Lazarus Rising. Dean/OC but not in that sense.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S.
Celebrate reviews
Future fic! The Greek and Roman campers celebrate the Solstice and their triumph over Gaea together. A NicoxOC as requested by Shiranai Atsune. Sorry this took so long!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Nyssa - Complete
Bad dream reviews
'It was just a bad dream,' she told herself. 'Just a dream.' Vala has a bad dream. But never fear. Her Daniel is there.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/27/2013 - D. Jackson, Vala, Adria - Complete
Scraps of poetry reviews
Something SaidbhinLuch and I came up with at random intervals. Unbeta-ed, and not exactly coherent but hope you like.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2013 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c, C. Mitchell, Vala - Complete
Who had she pissed of this week? reviews
Sam and Daniel are yelling at one another and te colonel intervenes. Bad at summaries! Not beta-ed so mistakes are mine.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Nightmares reviews
A 12 year old girl is brought from off world by SG1 and it's discovered by Janet that her brain has been messed with. Post "Solitudes" I'm crap at summaries. Please read? T is because I'm cautious!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - D. Jackson, J. Fraiser
An Encounter reviews
Basically my attemp to explain how Sam got Daniel's phone number in Continuum. Unbeta-ed so there's going to be mistakes. T 'cause I'm catious!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - S. Carter
And no armies until you're sixteen! reviews
Completely pointless fluff that popped into my head. Unbeta-ed so there are probably mistakes. Vala's telling Adria that she isn't allowed to have her armies until she's sixteen. Adria's not very happy with this parental desicion.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Adria, Vala - Complete
Grace reviews
Sam comes home from the Hammond to see an adorable sight. Unabashedly S/J. Unbeta-ed so all mistakes are mine.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Daniel's Annoying! reviews
"I would have answered him, honestly." written for wackyjacs. Get better soon!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
I love you reviews
Jack and Sam are trapped off world in a strange building. And it's freezing! post threads.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter