Author has written 15 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Supernatural, Big Time Rush, and Stargate: Atlantis.
Hello random peoples! I'm Tel nok shock. I am a girl FYI. I positively love SG1 and the various ships that come with it. S/J, D/V, C/C and T/I. I am not a big fan of SML though. Have recently discovered the awesomeness of SGA and the epicness of the controversy of the SheppardWeir relationship. Most of my stories will be fluff for the duration of the school year, which starts in August and goes until May.The reason that my school starts in August is because I live in Alaska. When summer comes I will start posting longer stories and yes all will have a shipping in it. I love reciving knowledge from those who have more expirence with Fanfiction so feel free to send me a PM if you see something in one of my stories. I will not beta for the time being. Alright Alaska out! Peace
If you have ever been haunted, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever been told off by a teacher for seemingly talking to no one when you are in fact talking to the ghost in the corner beside you, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever informed your teacher that you were talking to said ghost, deadpan expression and all, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever been sent to the school counciler by the teacher for telling them about the things above who then made a call home about above, copy and paste this in your profile. Several times this has happened in grade school. Apparently "rational people do not believe in ghosts because they are not real." Then I told her that the ghost was right behind her just as the open door slammed shut of its own accord. She was rather freaked out. My parents believed me though!
If you live in a haunted house, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe in ghosts, copy and paste this in your profile.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I can't because I don't own one nor would I if I did.
This is additional info about me and it's all true. I have been called a freak, both to my face and behind my back. And I spend most of my time doing the afore mentioned things. I am strange and happy about it. So deal with it.
thanks to domina tempore for the spiel above. You rock!
I often talk to myself. As it turns out the voices in my head have really fantastic ideas. Who'd've thought it?!
I am easily distra... squirrel!
I am an avid reader of the Emily the Strange chronicles. She's freakin' awesome!
I love it when an idea for a story that's been giving nothing but trouble for days finally pops into my head...in the middle of my fifth period when I'm doing something that requires A LOT of attention.
I tend to get my best epiphanys during school. The teacher could be talking about something like, coefficents during math, whilst my mind is on a romantic scence for an OC and Jonas Quinn. Most come during my second period launguage arts and I work out the kinks while I walk to third which is math.
I often tend to write random song lyrics that are stuck in my head in my math composition notebook margins. I'm pretty sure that this annoys my poor math teacher to no end when she checks the notebook to make sure I have all my notes. Sorry Mrs. M!
I am a master procrastinator. Particularly when it comes to getting up at 0605 for school. Especially when it's in winter and -15 outside. Although my mom and sister get up at 0640 while I'm making toast upstairs fully dressed, showered and ready to go.
My brain jumps around on my stories a lot, I could be in the fourth chapter but my mind is in the middle or end (usually on the romantic scenes) and it annoys me to no end.
I've named my muse Claudia because she sounds like her namesake from Warhouse 13. And because I had absolutely nothing better to do during lunch last week. I get bored easily!
thanks to I. M. Frelling-Wonko for the facts above. Some are hers and are true of me and some are just pure me. You rock btw!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover. Zacks-Beetle Crazy Ninja Chicks , buttonz94, imakemyownluk, Abominable Toaster, Sparky She-Demon Tel nok shock, TailsDoll13
"A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't." - from Sarah310592
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan fiction. copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink. copy and paste this in your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you listen to classical music and enjoy it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mind wiped, copy and paste this in your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.
I’m not short. I’m built low to the ground for speed and accuracy.
Normal is a setting on a dryer.
Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
For me, crazy is a loose term, a very loose term.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy and paste this in your profile
If you're so obsessed by something that you're actually beginning to scare yourself. copy and paste this in your profile
If you are an SGA Sparky fan, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Dr. Rosemary Weir, NCIS She-Demon, Tel nok shock,
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Somewhere Beyond Reality, NCIS She-Demon, Tel nok shock,
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile (this happens a LOT to me. Even threw one across the room to my poor sister's cat's suprise!)
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who has stopped to smell the flowers, jump and splash in the rain (I do this whenever it actually rains in Alaska!) and dance through piles of autumn leaves (Did this loads in Virginia, which is where I lved before Alaska), who doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment coming from some people), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with science fiction fantasy, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Somewhere Beyond Reality, Sparky She-Demon, Tel nok shock, domina tempore
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't copy this into your profile.
If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever breathed, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever written something, loved it, but then next time you read it you hate it and completely rip it apart and completely rewrote it, copy and paste this on your profile.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself. I do this rather frequently.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. Surprisingly this has happened.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. Occasionally.
-If you tend to collect the pens people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D. Possibly ADHD for me since even if I'm worn out as hell from the day I still can't sit still.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. Or ADHD!
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101. (Nope)
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
Found on CMW2's and Spark She-Demon's profile.
Credit to Spark She-Demon and all other writers who are to numerous to mention.
"Try Not To Cry"
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo, I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, even though I'm just one myself
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
And the children of Sandy Hook Elementary School
credit to midnightread
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.
Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.
When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.
There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.
After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.
Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
They hurt her... (To scared to not do it!)
If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile (I STARTED TO CRY! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *sobs uncontrollably*)
My name is sarah
Child abuse... help stop it!
Help me color the sky.
I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.
I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.
I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.
I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.
I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.
I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.
I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.
But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.
Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.
But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.
I think of that weight that just hangs above me,
Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.
I don't fight it, I don't struggle,
I just hold it up.
The force on my shoulders,
I'm begging it to stop.
But I just hold it together,
And keep the smile on my face.
Just hoping that one day,
Someone can take my place.
Help me take that burden off her shoulders, Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her. Take my hand and it'll weigh no more, For us girls together, can be stronger than before.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.
I love a lot of series! Especially PJO! Rick Riordian RULES! And Twilight sucks. Sorry Stephanie Meyers!
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Jasper, I say LUKE!
You say Alice, I say THALIA!
You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!
You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!
You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!
You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!
You say Esme, I say ZOE!
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! Edward Cullen is not a vampire, he lives in a forest, doesn't eat people, and sparkles in the sun- He is obviously a fairy!
I am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. Because you’ll never know what will try to kill you when you’re part of a nation, when you are a Fan Fictioner. - Lynx of the Sand
Post this if you are a Fan Fictioner and you’re proud of it.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.h
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (BTW, I have, like, 20)
- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'
Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
The trouble with life is there's no background music
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny
They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.
To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown
Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt
"You love me. Real or not real?" "Real."- Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen
When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein
"A room without books is like a body without a soul." Marcus Cicero
"Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy
"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk,
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan)
"Why walk baby we were born to run... I think they look a lot like us 'cause we are we are we are oooh we are a little unusual oooh we are American, American, American Beautiful!" - American Beautiful, The Henningsens
If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile
If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away
If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'
If you're not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep yours is on the inside that's where it counts
If you'd rather read then party GREAT
If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes, you're not alone
If you're a geek, scream it from the roof tops
If you're a nerd be proud of your brain and if you're a jerk... well you get the point
"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX)
"To all the little children- the happy ones; and the sad ones; the sober ones and the silent ones; the boisterous ones and the glad ones; the good ones- Yes the good ones too; and all the lovely bad ones." James WhiteComb dedication to "Little Orphant Annie"
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be Asian. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (Say What?) I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE (I wish!). I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST bean outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST beLesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist. I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE. I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy. I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
I'm not perfect. Haters make me seem even more imperfect, finding all of the bad in me and not the good. They stereotype me, and bully me. Shoving me into a hole and lowering my self-esteem. Call me names, and phsically hurt me. Every insult brings me a step closer to commiting suicide. By the time your done reading this, two people have killed themselves because of haters or bullies. Please, don't just stand there. Help someone and Defeat the Label.
Repost if you're against bullying or stereotyping.
WHAT AM I?
You own a cell phone. You own something from abercrombie You own something from pacsun you own something from Hollister You own something from American Eagle You love/like going to the mall. (Its 6 stories and it has an ice skating rink in it!) You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale You have more than one house Total : 4
Black is one of your favorite colors. You have thought about death. You wear chains. You like heavy metal. You've shopped at Hot Topic.You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. (If brown counts as dark) You dislike preps. You're an atheist/ satanist/agnostic. Total : 4
You can skateboard You've worn plaid. You like Converse You hate MTV You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I would like to, but my mom would go nuts.) You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total : 1
You love the computer. You like Harry PotterYou are supposed to wear glasses/contactsYou get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band/orchestra. You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You alwaysdo your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total : 8
You cut yourself over depression You have been depressed. You have black rimmed glasses.You like the band Evanescence You cry easilyYou like emo music. You hate being called emo.You keep/have kept a journal/diary. You have written a sad poem You think emo chicks/guys are hot : 7
You like rap. You are/was in a gang. You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. (What?)You swear once in a while or a lot. You have freestyled. (It sucked. A lot.) You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break dance Total : 2
You like loud music You love/loved the Ninja Turtles (What hardcore person loves the Ninja Turtles?) You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes You wear/wore Vans. You like the band panic! at the disco You wear band t-shirts.People have called you a freak and meant it.You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color Total: 1
You watch/watched the Superbowl. (Thanks, Dad) You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. (Do ones for theatre count?) You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. your garage consists of sports equipment You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp You have a specific number Total : 2
You enjoy sniffing cheese. (I enjoy sniffing everything. *Sniffs a pair of socks*) Knee-high/colorful socks are the onlysocks you wear.You are constantly called weird. You blurt out random things. You slap random people for the fun of it. You write on your hand. You drew on your shoes. You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend. (You know, i probably would, except for the fact that none of my friends have a boyfriend.) You text your best friends ex. You don't care if people mock you.You wear fuzzy boots in the middle of summer. Total: 7
Thanks a bunches for reading this wall of text that is my profile! Stay Awesome, Crazy, Insane, and Amazing!!!!
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