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Joined 07-22-03, id: 423686, Profile Updated: 01-15-15
Author has written 16 stories for Will and Grace, Sleeping Beauty, Once Upon a Time, Cinderella, Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.

Hi there!

I plan to finish reworking Our Little World and then to continue it one of these days, but it's not really on my radar right now. I'm pretty sure there are glaring inconsistencies at the moment.

I've begun to post the second draft of Early to Bed. If you'd like to read the first draft, it is available on WordPress here, with some rambly commentary from me. The password is "etbdraft1" It is also now fully available on AO3 here!

The Prisoner is in progress, but updates will probably continue to be very slow. I PROMISE I will not abandon it!

Prompts are welcome! My preferred genres are probably obvious, but if you're not sure, feel free to ask. I love a challenge and I assure you that I am very friendly!

If you are interested in my services as fervid lover of spelling and grammar, feel free to request me as a beta reader. I assure you I am very dedicated to the art of proofreading, which is hopefully evident in my work. I should warn you that I am VERY thorough. [NOT CURRENTLY ACCEPTING BETA REQUESTS]

BEAUTIFUL ART AND THINGS!!!

For An Invitation

by QueenVictorya:

http://queenvictorya.deviantart.com/art/The-Excuse-I-Like-Best-445163383

For Early to Bed

by smilingspider:

http://smilingspider.tumblr.com/post/105959666846/a-little-bit-of-fan-art

A Fanmix by midnightbokeh:

http://midnightbokeh.tumblr.com/post/89802796407/tracklist-1-prologue-2-maleficent-plans-rose

for The Prisoner

by luvhardbroom:

http://belovedeyes82.deviantart.com/art/The-Prisoner-366504344

http://belovedeyes82.deviantart.com/art/The-Prisoner-416551278

by harpyvixen:

http://harpyvixen.deviantart.com/art/Rose-and-Maleficent-425279839

by nyssasaralee:

http://nyssasaralee.deviantart.com/art/Kinsale-442596093

by rocket2saturn:

http://rocket2saturn.tumblr.com/post/108155166349/from-left-to-right-kinsale-zenovia-joy-and

by glitteringassemblage:

http://glitteringassemblage.tumblr.com/post/108191248474/a-quick-sketch-of-mistress-kinsale-from-the

by thecoldneverbotheredannaanyway:

http://thecoldneverbotheredannaanyway.tumblr.com/post/80328554487/my-the-prisoner-fan-art-mistress-kinsale

My tumblr: superfluouskeys.tumblr.com -- Note: Though you are most likely to catch me on tumblr, I'm just generally really bad at responding to messages anytime, ever. I promise I don't hate you and haven't forgotten, I just suck at communication.

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Forever, I Promise You by nycz reviews
The nobles want Aurora to marry, but her heart is already taken by a certain fairy. Oneshot Aurora/Maleficent, (somewhat sappy) fluff.
Maleficent - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/28/2014 - [Maleficent, Aurora] - Complete
The Great Adventures of Henry and Otis by Arizona Eris reviews
A story of Henry's younger years inspired by Calvin and Hobbes...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Don't Leave Me by SassyRedhead reviews
When Troy leaves, Annie and Abed stay together the only way they know how.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Abed N., Annie E. - Complete
Ananke by Eunike reviews
A strange set of events sends the 19-year-old Lily into a terrible future where she and most of her friends are dead and the war is still on. Severus can't believe his luck. Can Lily change her fate? S/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,526 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
The Deficiencies of Sheldon Cooper by ThreeJays reviews
*ONESHOT* He always thought it was a matter of inclination. Amy believes it's something more. Penny thinks they're both insane, & she intends to prove it. Penny/Sheldon Pairing
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
My Body Betrays Me by EmilianaDarling reviews
Ella Enchanted-inspired AU. Kurt is magically compelled to follow orders. His roommate at Dalton, Dave Karofsky, takes advantage. Blaine just wants to make everything all right again.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,041 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blaine Didn't Know He Was In Love by Corriebird reviews
The week the Warblers decided to try "Misery" for one of their Regionals performances, Blaine wasn't really paying attention to how Kurt was feeling, until Kurt made him. Rated M for the epilogue. Follows canon, EXCEPT FOR THE EPILOGUE, WHICH GOES WAY OFF IN ITS OWN, SMUTTY DIRECTION.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,014 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mental by Wolcott reviews
AU. Kurt works as a nurse in a mental institution. Blaine is a patient, who thinks it's a school. Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All the Beautiful Boys by Concupiscence66 reviews
Penny's New Year's Eve plans are ruined but she's determined to ring in the new year right. Sometimes you have to think outside of the box.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Chemistry Corollary by starfish001 reviews
Sheldon watches as Penny and Leonard self-destruct...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Comfort Conundrum by Jade24 reviews
With the boys gone to the Arctic and Penny is left alone, Penny finds herself coping in a way she didn't expect. ONESHOT
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Push, Pull by Eunike reviews
Every time Severus reaches out for Lily, he ends up pushing her further away from him. SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,319 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Inside Every Princess is an Evil Queen by Alithea reviews
AU and crossover. Maleficent is depressed about the state of villains in the Magic Kingdom. Princess Aurora is depressed with her lack of a roll as a heroine. The two find that perhaps the answer to their problems will come with the simple act of change.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
I Wish: The Disney Butchering of Into the Woods by Quee reviews
Disney has used broadway as a marketing ploy, but have not yet stolen broadway stories. Until now. The evil Disney masterminds have run out of resources and decided to sink their claws into Into the Woods. This is odd, silly, and just for fun. r/r!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
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Already Home reviews
Regina finds it curious that after all the people she has lost, and all those who have died by her own hand, this should be the one who drives her mad. [Prompt response; eventual Dragon Queen; not precisely AU, but ignores significant chunks of canon.]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/22
Dinner and a Show reviews
Princess Aurora invites Maleficent out for dinner at the House of Mouse. [Prompt response, modernish Magic Kingdom AU thing, eventual femmeslash]
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Maleficent, Aurora/Briar Rose
The Prisoner reviews
Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 187,248 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent
Directionless reviews
One would be hard-pressed to think of absolutely anything that Hermione Granger and Narcissa Malfoy had in common, but at this moment in history there did exist between them one parallel: each of them felt a peculiar sense of directionlessness, and neither of them had any idea how to handle it. [Post-war, eventual femslash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/8
Songbird reviews
After nearly sixteen years of tireless searching, Maleficent stumbles upon the very target of her ire, alone and unguarded, singing in the forest. The events that follow are not precisely according to plan. [AU, Prompt response, will be femmeslash.]
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,033 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent
An Invitation reviews
The Christmas Eve Royal Ball is approaching, and Princess Aurora is not looking forward to the latest in a long line of exceedingly dull attempts to marry her off. Desperate for a bit of excitement, she extends an invitation to the wicked fairy Maleficent. "Well...that's very nice of you, dearie," Fauna tells her. "But I don't think she'll come." [AU, Femmeslash, One-shot.]
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent] - Complete
Moments reviews
What is life but a series of moments? These are a few moments that make up the relationship between Regina and Maleficent. Femmeslash.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Maleficent - Complete
Unfair reviews
Katniss has suffered from horrible nightmares for as long as she can remember. The night before she will enter the arena for the second and final time, someone comes to check on her, but it isn't who she expects. [Femmeslash. Obviously AU.]
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Katniss E., Effie T.]
I Know That I Know Nothing reviews
"Scio me nihil scire." Mulan's life has always been about duty. Now, when she knows her duty, but cannot bring herself to obey it, she reconsiders her priorities. [Sleeping Warrior; Canon-compliant so far.]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Mulan, Aurora/Sleeping Beauty
Awakening reviews
Some people can't remember the last time they got a good night's sleep. Others avoid sleep any way they can, along with the nightmares or the nothingness it brings them. [Storybrooke AU. Promises to be very femmeslashy. So far Red Beauty with hints of Sleeping Warrior.]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Aurora/Sleeping Beauty, Mulan, Belle, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood
Homesickness reviews
Her life is a dream come true. It is better than a dream come true, for she could never have dreamed up something half so lovely. How on earth could she find cause to feel unhappy? [One-shot.]
Cinderella - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Cinderella, Lady Tremaine
Early to Bed reviews
Briar Rose has never known anything but love and kindness. Now, with all the evil of the world placed upon her shoulders at once, she finds herself terrified, ill-equipped, and completely fascinated. Undergoing major rewrites!
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,897 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent
Lover Come Back reviews
"Time passes, the world changes," said Maleficent. "It's the same for me as it is for you." But Aurora knew she was wrong. It wasn't the same. It couldn't be. [AU, kind of Early-to-Bed-verse, one-shot.]
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent - Complete
The Trouble with Destiny reviews
"But how could I marry a prince? I'd have to be-" - "A princess." - "And you are, dear." - "The Princess Aurora." Briar Rose's aunts do not make jokes. If they are telling her that her entire life has been a lie, they are not joking. Response to a prompt from harpyvixen. Canon-compliant.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Aurora/Briar Rose - Complete
Our Little World reviews
For years, Karen has lived in a fantasy world, drinking away her worries. But much as she tries, she simply doesn't want to drink until she forgets Grace. Undergoing major rewrites.
Will and Grace - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Karen W., Grace A.
A Far, Far Better Rest reviews
"A most gratifying day," said Maleficent. "For the first time in sixteen years, I shall sleep well." One-shot, response to a prompt from DissectingPomegranates.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Maleficent, Aurora/Briar Rose - Complete