Unequal Asp
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Joined 09-03-12, id: 4237395, Profile Updated: 09-10-16
Author has written 3 stories for Labyrinth.

Good Morning/Noon/Afternoon/Evening/Twilight/Night/Midnight (please delete as per your current time zone)

I'm never very good at these things so, apologies for nonsense and rambling. I'm British, painfully British actually, you can't argue against this until you have seen my tea cupboard!

I speed read everything I can get my hands on, mostly fantasy. I love writing although I haven't for the past two years, so *nerves!* but when I did it was mostly whimsical blather for the amusement of myself to pass the time when I should have been working.

When I'm not reading or writing (or standing still in a supermarket lost in a fantasy world that's caught me unawares) I'm a full time grown up with a baby and everything. Crazy.

I'm the borderline hippy you see muttering to herself. I literally repel technology. I make up more words than I know. I love music.

I practically run a rescue centre out of my house, animals just move in and I feed them and they stay. Running total is 2 malamutes, 4.5 cats (to clarify, one is part time, not half a cat), 3 prairie dogs, 8 turtles, an axolotl, a squirrel and a three legged skunk. We're all happy.

I love antagonist heroes in every respect. If they're nice-nice I'm bored. In my world all heroes should be tall, dark and roguish. They're always up to something questionable, test you to your limits and wear too much leather but they all have a gooey, caramel centre if you dig hard enough. I married this man and still frequently swoon.

I love writing letters but have no recipients to whom I can write to, this is sad.

I'm currently writing Laby fics, thinking up a Black Sails fic and writing an original book of total folly about a Captain and his Duck, the duck has a phobia of water and a spyglass. Make of this what you will.

I don't have a desk, I have a plank of wood resting upon two wicker wash bins with a laptop perched precariously on top, in my pantry. There's on average 2 cats in here with me at all times. I wholeheartedly blame them for typos.

Together in Electric Dreams,

-UA

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How to Catch a Goblin King by Viciously Witty reviews
What happens when Sarah accidentally crashes a goblin royal wedding and inadvertently proposes to the groom? What happens when the groom accepts? They're bound of course. After all, what's said is said. You are cordially invited to an Underground wedding!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,792 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/14 - Published: 4/12/2019
Tanglewood by Viciously Witty reviews
Words have power. Woven to beguile and to ensnare - like twisted branches of a tree, with roots gone deep. They lie in shadow – filled with purpose and intent. Filled with Old magic. Sarah really should have known better. Norse gods, ancient rituals, the chase… He is through waiting. It all began with a book; it is only fitting that it should end with one. Enter the Tanglewood...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 150,125 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Jareth, Sarah, Toby
The Afterparty by Lixxle reviews
In Sarah's room, the victory party is going strong...until the glittery Goblin King arrives wearing a fine pair of breeches and bearing gifts. Mayhem, furniture polish, and the odd black chicken ensue. COMPLETE!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,495 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/12/2020 - Jareth, Sarah, Worm, Goblins
Trapped by Glorifield reviews
An adult Sarah finds herself wished away to the Underground. A delighted Jareth takes her prisoner. Rated T for now, but that may change later.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,355 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/13/2019 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Girl and the Goblin King by magically-strange reviews
Fifteen years after Sarah's run through the Labyrinth, her niece is wished away to the goblins. To earn the child's freedom, Sarah has no other choice but to make a trade with Jareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,536 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Myth of Hades and Persephone by Juliette Louise reviews
Persephone has one chance to live, and it lies with...the God of the Dead?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Ties That Bind by HachimansKitsune reviews
Jareth encounters Sarah someplace unexpected and is surprised at how much she has changed, as she seeks to atone for how she wronged him. MATURE CONTENT;adult situations, BDSM and violence. Vol. 2 is now up.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Dreams, Wishes & Plain Brown Wrappers by HachimansKitsune reviews
It was all Jareth's fault. That was Sarah's story and she was sticking to it. If he hadn't poofed back into her life, there would have been no items that come in plain brown wrappers, no lingerie mishaps and no goblin hijinx. But he did and there were.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,713 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Just one wish by BranowynIvy reviews
Several years after her adventure, Sarah rediscovers old feelings. Rated M for SMUT.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A Different Light by A Dreamweaver reviews
During the fight over the Gem of Amara, Buffy and Spike get pulled into another dimension.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,557 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,218 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Embracing The Darkness by Night Music reviews
A retelling of the classical tale of the dark lord, Hades, and the beautiful Kore (Persephone) that steals his heart. complete
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,398 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Complete
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The Tryst of Eternal Stench reviews
Jareth invites Sarah on a date. But what happens when the Goblin King gets accidentally pushed into The Bog of Eternal Stench mere hours before she is due to arrive! With the fate of his future happiness at stake, our tight-panted monarch must overcome trials, obstacles &, most importantly his huge ego.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 4/2/2019 - Fiery, Ludo, Jareth, Sarah
Peach Daiquiris reviews
Was meant to be a ficlet but wandered into One-Shot territory. Sarah makes smoothies. Jareth falls out of a tree. Oh, and peaches, lots of peaches.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Hoggle, Ludo, Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Mirror Dust reviews
Jareth has been watching Sarah from afar since she left him. Until her mirror breaks taking with it the spell that allows him to. Forcing him to make an appearance in Sarah's new life and forcing Sarah to face the villain of her past. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Jareth, Sarah