RunsWithScizors
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Joined 09-03-12, id: 4237519, Profile Updated: 02-12-17
Author has written 10 stories for Pokémon, Gravity Falls, and Portal.

Hi world!

So, you want to know about me, then? OK. I'm a boy, I'm 15, and my favorite hobbies are playing Pokémon and watching TV.

I like watching people play video games and play lots of Pokémon myself, so most of my stories will be rewrites of the games giving the player characters dialogue and personalities. My biggest accomplishment is the Pokedex Adventures series I write with my oldest sister as editor/co-author. Contrary to what it may seem in PM conversations, I have TWO older sisters. One just doesn't like Pokémon and has only a little interest in Gravity Falls.

I also like implying ships and never really doing much with them. The weirder or less loved the pairing, the better it makes me feel. The ones involving at least one player character were probably the least unusual ones.

So, sit back and enjoy these stories, because we sure enjoyed writing them.

UPDATE: The Pokedex Adventures series is now recommended on TV Tropes. My co-author is so happy she almost exploded. I'm just really happy. Thank you, TransparentImagination!

UPDATE ON THE UPDATE: The recommendation is now a PAGE. Pokedex Adventures has a PAGE on TV Tropes. I am going to have a lot of fun with this.


UPCOMING STORIES:

Portal - Still Alive: Friendships are weird. Chell doesn't know what to do when an oddly British core wakes her from a nap, but he's too cute to argue with. She doesn't know where Doug is, but she knows she's naming her first child after him. And then there's her new friend, the friend that really, really wants her gone. (Sequel to For Science. Heavily implied Caveline, but that's all but canon anyway.)

Legend of Zelda - Why Me?: Link was picked on his entire life, while Princess Zelda has been spoiled rotten. It's up to these two to save the kingdom of Hyrule from Ganondorf, assisted only by seven strange people calling themselves 'Sages,' a magical talking tree, and a fairy with a gambling problem. The goddesses must be crazy, indeed. (An Ocarina of Time abridged musical. Contains minor amounts of ZeLink. Yes, I said musical.)


EXTRA FACTS:

Not Always Black and White
- Hilbert and Hilda's last name is Grey.
- Hilda's Zebstrika was originally going to be named Maximus, after the noble steed in Tangled. We decided not to because some people might not get the reference.
- Hilbert was originally going to be the only protagonist, and the story would have been him stumbling through Unova with Tommy while having no idea what he was doing 90% of the time. Then we became Ferriswheelshippers.
- The incident that made Hilda afraid of Darmanitan was when she and Hilbert went to a classmate's birthday party when they were little. They went on a nature hike/Pokémon hunt and about five of the monsters decided to kidnap her as a joke, right under the supervisor's nose. They returned her at the end of the line, but she was scarred for life.
- What Burgh apologized to Elesa for will never be explained.
- N is not a werewolf. He's not a were-Zoroark, either. Or a regular Zoroark.
- Anthea and Concordia are still Ferriswheelshippers, and will be until they die.

Shades of Gray
- "Gorgeous science babies" started as an in-joke for us...inspired by the other writer having Colress and Juniper shipping dreams on a monthly basis. She made the offhand comment that they would make pretty babies, I used the phrase, and then we put it in Shades of Gray.
- On a related note, as of 7/16/2016, she has tried combining their genes on Sims 4's create-a-sim. The results are just as pretty as the Shadow Triad imagined them, once they get a decent hairstyle. Hair color and facial features are left alone. (Except 'Amanda.' Then she changed the hair color.)
- Hugh's little sister now ships her brother with Gym Leader Roxie.
- Hugh eventually got Liepard to come out of its ball.
- Nate got a job working on a horror movie. He started out as prop manager, not director.
- Colress actually grew up in Kalos, and lived there until an experiment went wrong while he was an intern in a questionable lab. An experiment that was his idea...
- Ghetsis went completely insane and now suffers from a crippling fear of teenagers.
- Rosa's last name is White, and Nate's is Green.

One-Hit KO
- The protagonists' names are Ethan Morrow, Lyra Hart, and Kristina (Kris) Elm.
- Kris's father is the Johto professor's much less notable older brother, who works at the Pewter City museum.
- Professor Elm's first name is Brian. Kris doesn't use it because she doesn't want her friends to think they can.
- Lyra focused her attention on art, not fashion design.
- Kris and Lyra eventually did catch the Legendary Beasts that they resembled, though they were put through tests to prove their worth first.
- Whitney's crush on Morty is very real. And it's not just known, it's mutual, though Morty spends so little time with the living that he doesn't actually know what to do about it.
- As much as he hates to admit it, Silver is a friend to the trio. They stopped Team Rocket, after all. It doesn't stop him and Ethan from picking on each other.
- If you want a somewhat-accurate representation of my sister doing her part for the song, type 'Sesame Street Don Music' into a search engine, click a video, and remember that I was her Kermit.

Critical Hit
- Lucas ended up with a legendary of his own - Mesprit. He needed Dawn's obscene luck to track her down, and she often invites her 'brothers' to his house to party.
- Professor Rowan was almost a con man when he was in his early 20s, but he had a change of heart shortly after he started his first scheme. He ended up getting a real job and used legally-obtained money to pay for his college education.
- Lucas's last name is Hawthorn, which was the main reason Rowan took him and his father as assistants. Dawn's is Bennett.
- Lucas met Professor Sycamore about a year after the epilogue. It was an interesting experience involving a three-hour interview about Mega Evolution that mainly consisted of Lucas saying, "I don't know" and Alakazam failing to communicate telepathically with two people who did not have psychic powers.
- Dawn offered to be interviewed, as long as her Gallade could fill in the details from his end. They were rejected because their plan involved dragging the Kalos professor to the Distortion World.
- Rowan, on the other hand, has gone to the Distortion World to interview Pokémon on what evolution was like.
- The cookie coupon was expired. Dawn still hasn't forgiven the professor for that.

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When the Shield Became the Sword by Skyward Princess of Time reviews
For as long as she could remember, Zelda was always the helpless damsel in distress shielded by the greatest protection Hyrule could offer: the legendary Hero. When Link suddenly falls mysteriously ill, Zelda is forced to take up the sword. Zelink. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Link, Zelda - Complete
All's Fair by Yayfully Free reviews
Sometimes love is a little less on the legal side of the law... Jeremy/Aelita
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Jeremie B., Aelita S. - Complete
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Destiny Bond reviews
Calem never thought he'd be a Chosen One. Serena never thought she'd be facing death on her journey. And Professor Sycamore never expected that his good friend would be a criminal mastermind, but some things just can't be predicted. (XY)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 21h - Published: 2/12 - Calem/Calme, Serena
Dragon Ascent reviews
After the last incident, Brendan and May thought they were done with hero work. But the world just can't seem to stay saved, and they're called to stop a meteor. The catch? They don't know how to do it, and a crazy cave lady keeps interfering with their plans. (Super Effective's Delta Episode)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,976 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 11/6/2016 - May/Haruka, Brendan/Yūki, Zinnia - Complete
Return to the Giant Chasm reviews
In which the Cowardly Lioness returns to the den, to deal with a very special Pokémon. (Continuation of Shades of Gray. Contains crack shipping for the sake of a joke. With Kalos references.)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Prof. Juniper/Prof. Araragi, Kyurem, Rosa/Mei, Colress/Akuroma - Complete
Super Effective reviews
Having a Gym Leader father isn't fun, but Brendan can live with that part. He can even live with the writer girl next door and her dad if he has to. But evil is brewing in Hoenn, and it might take a little more than the power of friendship to stop it. Good thing Brendan and May have more than that up their sleeves. (Emerald version)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 77,189 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 11/29/2015 - May/Haruka, Brendan/Yūki - Complete
Dark of Night reviews
Teenage Dipper and Mabel return to Gravity Falls, just to see how things had changed in the past three years. Then they discover that an army of vampires is closing in on the town, preparing to take it for their own. Now it's up to them and a team of reluctant allies to save the helpless citizens, and perhaps have fun along the way. Of course. (Dipifica. Not intentionally serious)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] Mabel P., Grunkle Stan
For Science reviews
Portals. Robots. A slowly increasing feeling of unease as you stare death in the face for the sixth time that day, only to wave as it passes by yet again. Just another day in Aperture Science. (An attempt to tell Portal as a story, narrated by Chell)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Critical Hit reviews
Dawn never wanted a journey, but Barry said otherwise. Now she's stuck with a Pokedex, a boy, and a promise to Professor Rowan she almost didn't make at all. But someone needs to save the world, and unfortunately, she and Lucas seem to be the only ones who can. (Platinum version.)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 78,619 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Dawn/Hikari, Lucas/Kouki - Complete
One-Hit KO reviews
It's funny how the most ordinary children end up extraordinary in the end. Armed with nothing but a bite-happy starter, Ethan begins his journey to get an Egg for Professor Elm, but ends up running into the evil Team Rocket. It's a good thing he has his friends...right? (Retelling of HeartGold version)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,422 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Shades of Gray reviews
Rosa's always been a bit of a coward, to the annoyance of her friend Hugh. But when she gets a Pokedex and meets Nate for the first time, she finds herself caught in the wicked plans of Team Plasma. Now our donut-headed heroine must learn courage to survive, or at least hide behind a scientist with hair even more ridiculous than her own. Sequel to Not Always Black and White.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 85,363 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Rosa/Mei, Nate/Kyouhei - Complete
Not Always Black and White reviews
Hilbert has always been the butt of every joke. Hilda has always been the one making those jokes. When forced to work together, can this sibling team put a stop to Team Plasma's plans? Or will the bad guys succeed at separating people and Pokémon permanently? (Retelling of Black version. May contain Ferriswheelshipping.)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,317 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Hilbert/Touya, Hilda/Touko - Complete