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Greetings earthlings, and welcome to planet AstroPotter.
HI!!! I'm not too good with this stuff, but I'll try anyway. :) I'm an aussie, so I like writing funny stuff, but if I'm just awkward, DON'T BLAME ME IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!
Astro: well, technically it is...
Me: you just be quiet.
Harry: It really is your fault though.
Me: ARGH! BOYS!
Harry & Astro: LOL
ADDRESS: ARGH MY GAWD IT'S A STALKER RUN!!
PLANET: Er... Jupiter. Cos you know, we have internet on Jupiter, and Fanfiction, and Harry Potter and Astro Boy and stuff. WHICH PLANET DO YOU THINK I COME FROM?!
YOU'RE FROM JUPITER? OMGOMGOMG CAN I COME? I don't-argh, no.
PRETTY PLEASE? NO!
PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP? NO! I DON'T LIVE ON JUPITER!
WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? LIAR. *groans*
FAVE BOOKS: OK. Lets get this straight. Harry Potter forever!!! i love Harry Potter and I don't really get the whole Twilight thing. Sparkly vampire falls in love with human girl who smells good and then they have a baby and said best friend falls in love with baby? Makes me want to vomit.
Harry: Understatement. She drew a picture of Edward and Bella and then started stabbing it and then she ripped it up and then she threw it in the-
Me: OOKKAAAAY!! Moving on!
I like the Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Peter Pan, Septimus Heap... pretty much anything.
FAVE MOVIES: ASTRO BOY ASTRO BOY ASTRO BOY!!! I also like Monsters versus aliens, The Incredibles, pretty much anything Disney, and The Avengers. Amazing Spiderman... Love Dreamworks, Warner Bros... LIGHT BULB! I like anything that's not scary or gory :D or reality. And obviously of course, every Harry Potter movie in existence, specially Deathly Hallows Pt 2! I LOVE BATMAN!!!
FAVE COLOUR: Fluro Green
FAVE ANIMAL: A Momonga!! And I love cats.
FAVE SEASON: "She's a summer girl do do da da..." (I don't actually think that's a song... :) (Probably is actually, I just haven't bothered googling it :D)
FAVE BANDS: Evanescence, Coldplay Taylor Swift and Imagine Dragons. Whatever suits my mood.
FAVE SONGS: Bring me to life (Evanescence) Paradise (Coldplay) and Radioactive (Imagine Dragons) ... yeah, I won't get into it. :)
FAVE FLOWER: OK, this is getting kinda weird, but a frangipani.
FAVE TREE: Whoa, this is getting weird. Er, dunno, I like all trees, but a Jarrah?
FAVE NUMBER: 6
LEAST FAVE NUMBER: 9 (this is actually kinda cool, cos the numbers are opposites and I completely didn't choose them because of that. Cool, huh?)
FOOTBALL TEAM: Whoever's winning.
LIKE TO SING: When there's no one around :)
DANCE?: When I'm alone the dancing beast rises, and conquers all in it's path in a mighty feat of awesomeness... to be continued...
WII, X BOX OR PLAYSTATION: WE LOVE THE WII!!! Heehe I don't actually like video games that much, but :D Check that... I LOVE MARIOKART!!
FAVE FOOD: ICE-CREAM!!!!
FAVE ICE CREAM: Vanilla and chocolate and strawberry and caramel and banana and
Harry: We could be here for a while.
Astro: Five bucks that she'll list off a hundred in the next five minutes?
Harry: You're on.
Astro: *whispers* you better do this girl, I don't have five bucks.
5 HOURS LATER: And lemon and passionfruit sorbet! Huh? Where'd everyone go?
Harry: I WIN! HIGH FIVE!YES! TAKE THAT! HA! HA HA HA!
Me: Errr... what did I miss?
HOBBIES: Writing, reading, netballing, singing, dancing when there's no one around, making mini movies and just doing stuff outside. I like anything I guess. And nothing can beat the good old patting your cat on a 40 degree day with an icy-pole and a movie screaming at you (preferably Astro Boy)
THINGS THAT BASICALLY EXPLAIN ME:
I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I won't intimidate you.
I don't care how old I am, when I see a bubble, I will hunt it down.
Don't give me the whole Twilight jazz, I'm not Team Edward, nope, not Team Jacob, I'm Team Astro ( I did not make this up! I found this and I was like "omgomgomgomgo this is aweeesoooommeeee!)
I refuse to tae the elevator! *runs up stairs* (this sucks when you can't hear it)
Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light. - Dumbledore, Harry Potter
Don't try to understand me, just love me - anonymous
It's easy to fly. you just jump at the floor and miss. - anonymous
Katniss: I will kill you!!
Astro- I've got machine guns- in my butt? -Astro Boy
Hermione- You seem to be drowning twice.
Ron- Oh, am I? I'll just change that to being trampled on by a rampaging Hippogriff -Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire
Dumbledore- After all this time?
Snape- Always. -Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows *sobs*
BOB- Nonono what's your monster name, like what do people scream when they see you coming, like y'know, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES...!
Susan- Susan. -Monsters vs Aliens
STUFF I FIND FUNNY: (and stolen stuff)
"Bam! And the dirt is gone!"
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. So I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Join the dark side! We have cookies!
Welcome to the dark side! Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
The early bird gets the worm, but the late mouse gets the cheese
Person#1 Happiness is just around the corner!
Person#2 Too bad the world is round!
WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A GENIUS:
Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Throw a rave.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
Have a heated debate with yourself.
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Make race car noises when people get on and off.
Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
Fly a model airplane.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
So if you're in Australia and some random with glasses in a lift is doing those things, you know who it is...
REASONS YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ADDICTED, OBSESSED AND A MILLION OTHER THINGS POTTERHEAD:
You've read the books and watched the movies more times than is normal
You sing the Potter theme tune whenever you're not speaking (most of the time, not usually)
You mentally turn your enemies into ferrets
You've put all your friends off Harry Potter because you love it so much (All the time)
You stage wizard duels with pencils during school (YES!! SO MUCH FUN!!)
Whenever you hear someone talking about HP you turn around and start listening and adding things to their conversation
Your whole class thinks of Harry Potter, then thinks of you (*holds hand over heart* they know me so well...)
You're on Pottermore almost every day (I don't like going on my computer that much)
You have all the HP lego, and you stage battles of Hogwarts with it
You have mentally dated Harry or another character multiple times (How could I not?)
You hate Twilight more than anything (YES)
You have all the wands and glasses and t-shirts (Again, how could I not?)
You're a master of all HP video games (I conquer all)
When in doubt, quote Harry Potter (People get annoyed :D)
In art class all your projects are of HP (Even the dot painting one :)
You make all the HP characters on your Mii, or whatever else you have (Every single one)
You don't like it when someone doesn't go to you for HP advice (I AM THE POTTER MASTER!! COME TO ME! ME!)
Your dream holiday is to Universal Orlando Resort
You've had 1 or more major Harry Potter parties (10th B'day)
Your dreams often feature Harry Potter (All the time)
You've made butterbear (I have the recepie, just haven't made it yet. Y'know it has a lot of cream in it :P)
Whenever you see a black dog you go 'OMG IT'S THE GRIM!!!'
On your eleventh birthday you were checking the letterbox every minute for your letter
When you didn't get your letter, you made one
You know all the words to 'Harry Potter in 99 seconds'
You automatically draw Deathly Hallows signs on every bit of paper you have
You don't go a day without mentioning HP at least 5 times
You don't go a minute without mentioning HP at least 5 times
You fly on broomsticks (I know, I'm strange ;P)
When you're annoyed at someone you pick up the nearest stick and use a curse or spell on them
You say 'Avada Kedavra' instead of 'abracadabra' (Avada Kedavra is much cooler)
The next time you get a pet you will name it after one of the characters pets (or you already have)
You celebrate all the characters, actors, authors, directors, music composers etc. birthdays.
You say 'Harry Potter is never over. It never was and never will be. It will never be gone, as long as those who remain are loyal to it. (*wipes tear from eye* very true, my friends)
Found this, sorry if I am stealing :)
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area
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Harry: That's right! Me world!
Astro: I thought you were modest. And nice
Harry: Most of the time. Not to you
Astro: Hey! No fair! Be nice to me!
Harry: No way robot boy
Me: WHOA PEOPLE!! Harry I don't like you anymore
Harry: You're the one typing this
Me: *rolls eyes* Tell me something new
Edward: *Sparkle sparkle* you smell gooood...
Harry, Astro & me: AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!