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Greetings earthlings, and welcome to planet AstroPotter.

HI!!! I'm not too good with this stuff, but I'll try anyway. :) I'm an aussie, so I like writing funny stuff, but if I'm just awkward, DON'T BLAME ME IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!

Astro: well, technically it is...

Me: you just be quiet.

Harry: It really is your fault though.

Me: ARGH! BOYS!

Harry & Astro: LOL


COUNTRY: Australia

ADDRESS: ARGH MY GAWD IT'S A STALKER RUN!!

PLANET: Er... Jupiter. Cos you know, we have internet on Jupiter, and Fanfiction, and Harry Potter and Astro Boy and stuff. WHICH PLANET DO YOU THINK I COME FROM?!

YOU'RE FROM JUPITER? OMGOMGOMG CAN I COME? I don't-argh, no.

PLEASE? No.

PRETTY PLEASE? NO!

PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP? NO! I DON'T LIVE ON JUPITER!

WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? LIAR. *groans*

FAVE BOOKS: OK. Lets get this straight. Harry Potter forever!!! i love Harry Potter and I don't really get the whole Twilight thing. Sparkly vampire falls in love with human girl who smells good and then they have a baby and said best friend falls in love with baby? Makes me want to vomit.

Harry: Understatement. She drew a picture of Edward and Bella and then started stabbing it and then she ripped it up and then she threw it in the-

Me: OOKKAAAAY!! Moving on!

I like the Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Peter Pan, Septimus Heap... pretty much anything.

FAVE MOVIES: ASTRO BOY ASTRO BOY ASTRO BOY!!! I also like Monsters versus aliens, The Incredibles, pretty much anything Disney, and The Avengers. Amazing Spiderman... Love Dreamworks, Warner Bros... LIGHT BULB! I like anything that's not scary or gory :D or reality. And obviously of course, every Harry Potter movie in existence, specially Deathly Hallows Pt 2! I LOVE BATMAN!!!

FAVE COLOUR: Fluro Green

FAVE ANIMAL: A Momonga!! And I love cats.

FAVE SEASON: "She's a summer girl do do da da..." (I don't actually think that's a song... :) (Probably is actually, I just haven't bothered googling it :D)

FAVE BANDS: Evanescence, Coldplay Taylor Swift and Imagine Dragons. Whatever suits my mood.

FAVE SONGS: Bring me to life (Evanescence) Paradise (Coldplay) and Radioactive (Imagine Dragons) ... yeah, I won't get into it. :)

FAVE FLOWER: OK, this is getting kinda weird, but a frangipani.

FAVE TREE: Whoa, this is getting weird. Er, dunno, I like all trees, but a Jarrah?

FAVE NUMBER: 6

LEAST FAVE NUMBER: 9 (this is actually kinda cool, cos the numbers are opposites and I completely didn't choose them because of that. Cool, huh?)

FOOTBALL TEAM: Whoever's winning.

LIKE TO SING: When there's no one around :)

DANCE?: When I'm alone the dancing beast rises, and conquers all in it's path in a mighty feat of awesomeness... to be continued...

WII, X BOX OR PLAYSTATION: WE LOVE THE WII!!! Heehe I don't actually like video games that much, but :D Check that... I LOVE MARIOKART!!

FAVE FOOD: ICE-CREAM!!!!

FAVE ICE CREAM: Vanilla and chocolate and strawberry and caramel and banana and

Harry: We could be here for a while.

Astro: Five bucks that she'll list off a hundred in the next five minutes?

Harry: You're on.

Astro: *whispers* you better do this girl, I don't have five bucks.

5 HOURS LATER: And lemon and passionfruit sorbet! Huh? Where'd everyone go?

Astro: *snores*

Harry: I WIN! HIGH FIVE!YES! TAKE THAT! HA! HA HA HA!

Me: Errr... what did I miss?

HOBBIES: Writing, reading, netballing, singing, dancing when there's no one around, making mini movies and just doing stuff outside. I like anything I guess. And nothing can beat the good old patting your cat on a 40 degree day with an icy-pole and a movie screaming at you (preferably Astro Boy)


THINGS THAT BASICALLY EXPLAIN ME:

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I won't intimidate you.

I don't care how old I am, when I see a bubble, I will hunt it down.

Don't give me the whole Twilight jazz, I'm not Team Edward, nope, not Team Jacob, I'm Team Astro ( I did not make this up! I found this and I was like "omgomgomgomgo this is aweeesoooommeeee!)

I refuse to tae the elevator! *runs up stairs* (this sucks when you can't hear it)


Quotes:

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to turn on the light. - Dumbledore, Harry Potter

Don't try to understand me, just love me - anonymous

It's easy to fly. you just jump at the floor and miss. - anonymous

Katniss: I will kill you!!
You: Geez woman, get a life! There are better things out there then killing
me.
Katniss: You mean there's more to life than killing innocent squirrels?
You: Yes, thats exactly what I mean.
Katniss: I WILL NOT CHANGE!!!! I AM SQUIRREL HUNTER OF DOOM!!!! - Me and nightglimmer14

Astro- I've got machine guns- in my butt? -Astro Boy

Hermione- You seem to be drowning twice.

Ron- Oh, am I? I'll just change that to being trampled on by a rampaging Hippogriff -Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire

Dumbledore- After all this time?

Snape- Always. -Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows *sobs*

BOB- Nonono what's your monster name, like what do people scream when they see you coming, like y'know, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES...!

Susan- Susan. -Monsters vs Aliens


STUFF I FIND FUNNY: (and stolen stuff)

"Bam! And the dirt is gone!"

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. So I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Join the dark side! We have cookies!

Welcome to the dark side! Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

The early bird gets the worm, but the late mouse gets the cheese

Person#1 Happiness is just around the corner!

Person#2 Too bad the world is round!


WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A GENIUS:

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

So if you're in Australia and some random with glasses in a lift is doing those things, you know who it is...


REASONS YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ADDICTED, OBSESSED AND A MILLION OTHER THINGS POTTERHEAD:

You've read the books and watched the movies more times than is normal

You sing the Potter theme tune whenever you're not speaking (most of the time, not usually)

You mentally turn your enemies into ferrets

You've put all your friends off Harry Potter because you love it so much (All the time)

You stage wizard duels with pencils during school (YES!! SO MUCH FUN!!)

Whenever you hear someone talking about HP you turn around and start listening and adding things to their conversation

Your whole class thinks of Harry Potter, then thinks of you (*holds hand over heart* they know me so well...)

You're on Pottermore almost every day (I don't like going on my computer that much)

You have all the HP lego, and you stage battles of Hogwarts with it

You have mentally dated Harry or another character multiple times (How could I not?)

You hate Twilight more than anything (YES)

You have all the wands and glasses and t-shirts (Again, how could I not?)

You're a master of all HP video games (I conquer all)

When in doubt, quote Harry Potter (People get annoyed :D)

In art class all your projects are of HP (Even the dot painting one :)

You make all the HP characters on your Mii, or whatever else you have (Every single one)

You don't like it when someone doesn't go to you for HP advice (I AM THE POTTER MASTER!! COME TO ME! ME!)

Your dream holiday is to Universal Orlando Resort

You've had 1 or more major Harry Potter parties (10th B'day)

Your dreams often feature Harry Potter (All the time)

You've made butterbear (I have the recepie, just haven't made it yet. Y'know it has a lot of cream in it :P)

Whenever you see a black dog you go 'OMG IT'S THE GRIM!!!'

On your eleventh birthday you were checking the letterbox every minute for your letter

When you didn't get your letter, you made one

You know all the words to 'Harry Potter in 99 seconds'

You automatically draw Deathly Hallows signs on every bit of paper you have

You don't go a day without mentioning HP at least 5 times

You don't go a minute without mentioning HP at least 5 times

You fly on broomsticks (I know, I'm strange ;P)

When you're annoyed at someone you pick up the nearest stick and use a curse or spell on them

You say 'Avada Kedavra' instead of 'abracadabra' (Avada Kedavra is much cooler)

The next time you get a pet you will name it after one of the characters pets (or you already have)

You celebrate all the characters, actors, authors, directors, music composers etc. birthdays.

You say 'Harry Potter is never over. It never was and never will be. It will never be gone, as long as those who remain are loyal to it. (*wipes tear from eye* very true, my friends)


Found this, sorry if I am stealing :)

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

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/* ٌٌٌHARRY POTTER *
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Share the magic! :D

FRIEND ME ON POTTERMORE! I AM: NoxQuest24876

Harry: That's right! Me world!

Astro: I thought you were modest. And nice

Harry: Most of the time. Not to you

Astro: Hey! No fair! Be nice to me!

Harry: No way robot boy

Me: WHOA PEOPLE!! Harry I don't like you anymore

Harry: You're the one typing this

Me: *rolls eyes* Tell me something new

Edward: *Sparkle sparkle* you smell gooood...

Harry, Astro & me: AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Copy by MermaidGirl34 reviews
Astro doesn't think his life can get much better. His dad has accepted him and he's slowly coming to terms with being a robot. But when the real Toby turns out to be alive, Astro's life is turned upside down once again. What will happen to Astro now?
Astro Boy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,217 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
Brother Trouble by SilentAngel48 reviews
Astro is happy with how things turned out. Everyone seems to accept him as a robot hero, hes back with his best friends, and his father finally accepts and loves him. However, when Toby turns out to be alive, and Tenma wants to keep both boys as his sons, they instantly hate each other, and that's where the brother trouble starts. Can they learn to get along and be good brothers?
Astro Boy - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,643 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 6/28/2012
Astro Boy 2: To Know the Unknown by AstroGirl101 reviews
Its been 3 months since the battle with the Peacekeeper and Astro thought his life couldn't get any better. His father accepted him back home, he has a bunch of great friends by his side, and he has even gone back to school were almost everyone seems to appreciate him. But how will his life change when a mysterious object, or rather, a mysterious SOMEONE, crash lands on earth? R&R!
Astro Boy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,339 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012
7 Days by SilentAngel48 reviews
Being a robot has its advantages, and Astro knew that, but that didn't stop him from wanting to be human and normal. So when he comes across a weird wizard who grants him 7 days of complete humanity, what will happen? Random short story! R&R Please! CURRENTLY POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Astro Boy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012
Tails the Robot by WhiteUmbreon reviews
Carrie Tenma is an almost regular 15 year old teenager, with a malformed chromosome. When she sneaks into a demonstration one day, her whole life is turned upside down. Can she set it right?
Astro Boy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Complete
Snape's Road Trip by Snape0Crepe reviews
It's the holidays, and fun is nowhere to be had. Snape has an idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Severus S.
Memories Never Die by Pinkie Diane and Surprise Pie reviews
Addy was a child abused for all her life. One day she was murdered. But God gave her a second chance in the future. It is there that she is treated with love and respect, and also where meets and falls in love with Astro. But her past memories keep her from living the truly happy life God intended to give her. AstroXOC. Rated T for child abuse and Taquitos. I like taquitos. R&R Plz
Astro Boy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012
Artifact by Magician Irono reviews
How could something this old have possibly survived all these years?
Astro Boy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012
Until He Came Along by SilentAngel48 reviews
Back when Cora had first started her life on the Surface, she had actually started to have feelings for Zane. But that was until Astro came along... Now a soon to be multichap story! R&R
Astro Boy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2012
Empathy by Magician Irono reviews
Noun. understanding of another's feelings
Astro Boy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
Not to Pry by Magician Irono reviews
Just a little indirect help, so to speak. Debut fanfiction, so please enjoy. Rated for, like, ONE cuss word and a mention of suicide.
Astro Boy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
Back Stabbers reviews
When you live the dream, something always seems to turn around and stab you in the back. So when a friend turns on him, a new enemy surfaces and Metro City is forced into lockdown, Astro feels pretty stabbed. Soon enough, he will be the only one left to fight the war. Soz about changing the title, but I had a light bulb last night.
Astro Boy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012