EmmaJamesPotter
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Joined 09-04-12, id: 4240039, Profile Updated: 01-21-13
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Hey guys. My is Emma and i love the Marauder era.

For people that hate stereotypes: Bold everything that applies to you

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your profile.

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorixas

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLOND so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I MUST not be a Christians

I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate gays

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world I dont have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REBUBLICAN so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm DEMOCRAT so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot so I MUST be a slut

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be goth or Emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I LIKE VAMPIRES so I MUST be a Gothic freak

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN do I MUST have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT As so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUYS FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS AS FRIENDS so I MUST be a player

I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russian's roll

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too

I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a big butt

I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be UGLY

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have problems with self control

I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm YOUNG so I MUST be naive

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY so I MUST have a small penis

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP so I MUST be rich

I don't LIKE THE SUN so I MUST be albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy so I MUST be Emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY so I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS so I MUST fit in with everyone

I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't

I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES so I MUST be a whore

I'm a NUDIST so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read COMICS so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm GOTH so I MUST be a satanist

I like to DANCE so I MUST want to show off my body and screw everyone in the club

I'm a CROSSDRESSER so I MUST be a homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be pereverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be Emo

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED so I MUST be on Welfare

I laugh at MYSELF so I MUST have low self-esteem

I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a stereotype

I WEAR a big sun hat when I go outside so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD so I MUST be a vampire

I'm ALBINO so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer

I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I'm WHITE so I MUST be responsible for everyone going wrong on this planet: past, present, and future

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST steal, lie, and cheat

I don't like YAOI or YURI so I MUST be a homophobe

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIROMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE so I MUST be against abortian

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every girl I see

I like CARTOONS so I MUST be irresponsible

I like READING so I MUST be a loner

I have my OWN spiritual ideology;therfore I MUST be wrong or misguided

I'm WICCAN so I MUST be a Satanish

I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm a WITCH so I MUST be an old hag and fly around on a broomstick

I love YAOI so I MUST be gay

I'm a PERSON so I MUST be labeled

I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go on the INTERNET so I MUST have no social life

I go to RENFAIRS so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I MUST be after every straight guy around

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love MARCHING BAND so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have no clue

I'm FROM THE SOUTH so I MUST wear overwalls,drink beer,and eat road kill

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The French Connection by X-Shadow.of.Darkness-X reviews
Harry Potter is a bodyguard, hired to protect the Delacour family after a vicious assault on their home. As he investigates the attack, Harry discovers just how far the plot against the Delacour family extends. For everything is not as it seems in France... Revised and updated version of a former story of the same name. One story in several volumes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,215 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Law and Marriage by TeenTypist reviews
It is hereby ordered that unmarried Pureblood witches and wizards aged 17-30 must marry a person of Halfblood or Muggle-born status. Thus, within a generation no families will remain Pureblooded. Marriage Law twist. Chapter 40, March: Society expects couples to do silly things, like go out on dates, even if you're not really dating, or meet your fiancé's parents. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 266,432 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Game by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?
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The Kindness of Strangers by BlackBandit111 reviews
Dean's a good big brother, to anyone. Outside POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Camping: Weasley Style by loverofnothing reviews
What will happen when Molly suggests her 7 children Harry and Hermione go for a month camping? What will happen when Charlie takes an interest in Hermione? When George and Katie are going through a rough patch? When Percy finally has fun? What a summer it will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,736 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
The Marauders: Year Two by thejilyship reviews
Well, they're back! And this time in their second year of Hogwarts. Come and read the troubles and toils of four 12 year old boys. See them through detention and tragedy, victory and loss. James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Lily of course, and their friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,817 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 7,899 - Follows: 8,032 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
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Bewitching Quidditch: Formerly Carry You Home by VoodooLilies reviews
He's an internationally famous Keeper for Puddlemere United she's the mediwizard who makes sure everyone on the team is in tip top conditions and they both share an apartment. But, one of players on the team may have a dark secret,has anyone seen Katie?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,315 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Aren't Little Girls Made of Sugar and Spice? by Jagged Epiphany reviews
Tired of the cliched and overused couples? Then this story is for you! Post-Hog. Alicia Spinnet is tired of the twins setting her up till they set her up with...Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,014 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Harry P., Alicia S.
McGonagall's Reaction reviews
What if Harry handed in the Marauders Map to Professor McGonagall? How would she react? One Shot. Please Read
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete