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Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.

Molly overhears Sherlock telling Izzy Watson a bedtime story.

This is the story about how Gothel died. Not the child story about how she fell to her death, no. This is the story about how all the good that ever inhabited Gothel died. Because, after all, evil isn't born... Evil is made.

A massive amount of serial killer newborns are preying closer to Forks. The good news: I'm with my beloved Edward Cullen. The bad news: To stop the newborns we have to unite with the Volturi and I have a feeling the Cullens are hiding something from me...

Moriarty kidnapped John, and when he sent him back days later the doctor was a much changed person. Sherlock is desperate to get his friend back the way he was. A birthday gift for the lovely Lucy36. Rated K

When their dead parents begin haunting Arendelle, Anna and Elsa will have to figure out how to be there for each other and for their kingdom. Post-movie.

John gets a puppy which Sherlock happily names...Lestrade, however, is not pleased.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Sherlock comes back from a case acting strange. He deteriorates until he does the unthinkable. After having a breakdown, he no longer remembers John or most of his current life. John visits Sherlock in the asylum often, hoping that he will be able to rescue his friend from the memories and abuse that triggered his breakdown, and hoping to gain his friend back.

Lieutenant Uhura's encounter with John Harrison/ Khan in his prison cell.

Mrs Hudson gets a smartphone for Christmas from John, but can't quite get the hang of it. Short, sweet little stories told in texts,not necessarily in order. Essentially a collection of oneshots, with some plots running through the whole story. Please read and review! *COMPLETE*

AU. Sherlock and John check on Mrs. Hudson in the middle of the night to discover that she has died in her sleep. Heart broken, they stay by her side and try to say their goodbyes to their beloved Mrs. Hudson. Mycroft knows they need help and comes to comfort the two men that he will always see as little brothers.Warning:Heavy Angst. Character Death. No slash. Epic Friendship.

Young Elsa and Anna love chocolate and always will. One day the girls find out there is chocolate cake in the kitchen. They know they have to have some but will they get caught?

It's here, the day of sentiment and well wishes hidden underneath the reminder that he was just getting older and going to die. Not that Sherlock rejected the idea, it was fact of course. It was just ironic and he just didn't understand the importance of birthdays until today, when he wakes up to find that John has forgotten about it. Epic Friendship and Humor. No Slash.

It's Sherlock's birthday and John is not doing well. No matter how hard he's tried to keep on living, he knows he is going to give up soon and he isn't going to make it. Today is his last and only chance to visit Sherlock's grave to talk and give him his gifts:His dog tags, a book full of notes and memories and the meaning of love as Sherlock watches on in grief.HeavyAngst&NoSlash

He stopped being the boy building ships in bottles and started being the man who isolated one daughter to save the other's life, the man who held his head up under a crown, the man who thought long and hard about whether he could kill his daughter to save his kingdom. He knew the answer, but could never tell his wife.

Quantum physics at its worst... oh, and, an alligator

"A game, my dear. A final game. Because I need only one of you." Snow raises a hand, runs a finger down the camera lens. As though it's my throat. "I'd prefer it be you."

Sequel to "The Rise of Jane". Jane is back in Rome after being summoned to Volterra, and she finds that Rome has changed quite a bit; the Pope is facing a break-down, Lucrezia is being divorced, Juan is fighting his addictions, Machiavelli has become head of Second Chancery, and Cesare has found himself some demons, especially in regards to his sister...

John's had enough and decides it's time to clean up the flat. What could possibly go wrong?

Four times Molly Hooper looked after someone, and one time they all looked after her.

She's Molly Hooper and utterly forgettable and not important in the slightest, and yet someone (might) love her.

Everything is falling right back into place- but it's just a little too quick for John. One-shot, drabble, non-slash.

He's on his deathbed and he was too late.

Sherlock Holmes was dead. Gone, buried, and no longer in existence as far as the world was concerned. So he became a ghost.

It just wasn't Molly Hooper's day. Or life.

Sherlock receives an invitation to Molly Hooper's wedding and realizes that he might just be too late.

Any other person would have thrown away the busted camera but something told Edward to search for the owner B..A SW.N. E&B Drabble

How did the Emperor feel when Mulan hugged him in the movie? Drabble.

Three years after TRF, Sherlock returns. John and Sherlock must face the final and most dangerous member of Moriarty's criminal conspiracy. John and Sherlock also adapt to each other as they realize their feelings have grown over time. Johnlock and eventual slash because I can't help myself. Rated M for language and later violence and possible adult situations. Now Complete.

M sends Q overseas. Q doesn't like flying.

For Mission00Q. AU. Who on earth demands to be served tea in a coffee shop? It's a coffee shop, dammit.

MI6 is attacked and Q is taken. Bond sets out to find him. After all, Q's only been around for a year.

If there was ever anything that convinced James Bond that Q was at least as crazy as he was intelligent, it was this. One-Shot, just for giggles.

She stole his red crayon in kindergarten, fifteen years later she stole his love. He sank his teeth into her arm, later into her heart. A story of friendship, love and family. DRABBLE

"He made it down the stairs in record time, and blew out into the cold London evening, his mind so on fire with fury that he hardly noticed the other pedestrians. He took off down the street with a swift stride, not sure where he was going and not caring, as long as it was somewhere, anywhere away from Sherlock Holmes." Sherlock makes John furious - for a reason.

1492: Jane is in Rome, and she is there for a reason; the election of a new Pope has started, and whoever wins stands with the power to crown and uncrown kings. When Jane's ally inside the Vatican is then elected Pope, she suddenly finds herself entangled in the webs that power and lust binds. The ends justify the means, yes, but will the ends ever be reached? Jane/OC

At the request of his fans, John starts a vlog about daily life at Baker Street and beyond. Rated T, mainly as a safety net.

Lestrade helps Sherlock home after the events in Belgravia. And gets a little leverage along the way.

Set Pre-A Study In Pink. Lestrade's unhappy with Anderson's lack of progress in training to become a forensic scientist, and so he enlists Sherlock Holmes' help to force Anderson to achieve his full potential. Sherlock is happy to oblige, especially if it means getting a little revenge on Anderson for all the times he has called him 'freak'.

Not everyone can handle being Sherlock's roommate. Takes place during Sherlock and Anderson's school years. Anderson meets his new dormmate this year.

Spoilers for 2x03, rated T for safety. After Sherlock's Fall John loses the ability to talk. Three years later, Sherlock is back.

A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.

This is how you play the game: you giggle and you smile and then you slit their throats. Victor!Glimmer AU with some Glimmer/Cato for good measure.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.

Katniss accidentally walks in on Peeta naked. Embarassment ensues for the "pure" Katniss. No lemons, just fluff! Oneshot.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

After the Cullens and the Volturi have their confrontation at the end of Breaking Dawn, Aro wishes to find out what has become of Renesmee, so after 3 years Aro sends someone to check on the Cullens, but why Jane?

Demetri/Renata Pairing: Renata and Demetri live in the 40's B.C. and when he along with Eleazar and Felix go to Rome to search for talented humans, they come upon Renata, a potential shield for the guard and a potential mate for Demetri. R&R.

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

The emotion caused by the girl's smiling emerald eyes felt strange to Martin. Like he was getting a crush, but stronger... A tale of the first meeting and beyond. Eventual MD

A vampire's love is forever. But what if Bella chose to be with Jacob instead of Edward after Eclipse? Edward slowly loses his mind after losing Bella and will do anything to keep her. This has some Darkward in it and the story will get dark at times.

Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.

After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse

Alice buys Bella some sexy lingerie and forces her to wear it. Bella is walking around her house when Santa aka Edward comes down her chimney and spots her in her revealing state. Rated M for a LEMON!

"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN

Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!

Someone is at it again, and this time he is creating a plan for the ultimate revenge and to destroy WOOHP to the core. Jerry sends the spies to find him at an island where he is believed to be hiding. Only one spy makes it to the island. SamXScam

Why does Alice suddenly need help opening ... jam ... ?

I'll follow you anywhere. Oneshot.

This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

What would have happened if Elrond was late for his own council? Something disastrous, no doubt. Nominated for 2007 MC Awards.

Smaug, disturbed from his slumbers by Bilbo, ponders the negative image of dragons and does his best to make a good impression on his guest. Things don’t quite go according to plan.

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

MarySue's long, flowing, shimmering, beautiful hair isn't always a good thing.

Complete. The Fellowship's mood is not improved by a series of pranks perpetrated by bored young hobbits. Legolas decides to teach the suspects a lesson.

Summary: Theme Park giant develops an amusement park based on the world of LOTR. Out of work after the ROTK, the 9 Walkers take jobs playing themselves. How will they survive the most dreaded enemies they have ever faced…tourists? COMPLETE!

After apparently taking a wrong turn in a mysterious forest, something happens to Legolas. Aragorn doesn't know what's wrong or what to do, so he takes the elf to his father in Rivendell, but Elrond has no answers, either.

Movie-verse, post-RotK. A good-will gift from Harad arrives for Aragorn, and he, Faramir, and Eomer spend the better part of a summer afternoon trying to figure out how to open a coconut. Complete.

Movie-verse, action-humor. Aragorn, Faramir and Eomer track a band of Orcs into a southern area of Ithilien known for its endless summer rain and huge slippery mud flats. Muddiness, bathing, shirtlessness, and surprises ensue. Not slash. Complete.