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Author has written 8 stories for Magical Diary, Misc. Games, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Okay. Here is a little bit about myself:

Birthdate: 12/1

Blood Type : O Positive

I love reading and writing. I love Anime and manga. I am learning Japanese, and learning to draw (slowly)

I am single and not looking.

I listen to a huge variety of music. (but can only listen to instrumentals when I read or write)

Current favorite anime is Hetalia

I am a Yaoi FanGirl.

Currently addicted to reading FanFics mostly about US/UK but if you see my list below I like a bit more.

If you want to know anything else. Just ask. :)

My tumblr address: http://alfred-f-jones-world-hero.tumblr.com


My Favorite Hetalia Pairings.

America X World


How to know you've watched too much Hetalia

•You pay more attention to flags than what you did before

• You pay more attention to HISTORY than what you did before

• Instead of saying "Spain vs France" in a football (soccer) game you say "Antonio vs Francis"

• You use the characters' "human" name instead of the name of the country

• You find yourself exclaiming things like "pasta!", "maple!" and "I'm DAH hero!" ( "become one with mother Russia, da?")

• You've actually tried maple syrup with pancakes (delicious!)

• You think of Alfred when seeing a McDonald's' sign

• You say "ve", "eh?" and "awesome" too much

• You've randomly told someone that you want to invade their vital regions

• You know that everyone eventually will become one with mother Russia, da

• You squeal when reading your OTP's countries in the same sentence

• You can't hear a country's name without thinking about the Hetalia character

• You check every day to see if there's a new episode of the anime

• Certain days you find yourself in a certain character's "mood" and act like them all day

• You want to name your glasses (if you have any) to Texas

• Reading about the revolutionary war between America and England makes you sad

• Now, you're not visiting the country, you're visiting the character

• "And then France invaded England …"

• You misinterpreted above sentence

• Depending on what country you're from, you've seen yourself as their child (or such)

• You weren't sure whether you were watching anime, learning about history or smoking crack when you watched your first Hetalia episode

• You've tried to pull at someone's hair curl

• There ARE fairies, unicorns and flying green bunnies!

• Pink is like, totally your color!

• Wouldn't building a gigantic hero to protect the earth be a good idea?

• Google translate is your friend for writing things in other languages to others and whatnot

• Do I even HAVE to say yaoi?

• You have looked at wurst/sausage in a weird way (or will start doing so after this sentence)

• Or it's the opposite way around

• French have never sounded so perverted

• Why ARE they wearing clothes at the Olympic games? Follow Francis' example!

• Tea with scones sounds very appealing (but whatever you do! Don't burn the scones! Arthur's rage is nothing to play with!)

• You don't dare to insult a Brit about his cooking

• You want to sky-dive from a plane, shouting "VODKA!"

• You believe that Tino is Santa Claus! (Who else?)

• You wonder why no one has auditioned for Idol singing Marukaite Chikyuu/Hatafutte Parade yet (or started wondering after reading this)

• Admit it; you've been looking at your friends, trying to figure out which Hetalia character they resemble of

• You squeal when seeing a person that looks like your favorite character

• Who said talking with your mouth full is bad? Just tell everyone that Alfred does it and he's the HERO!

• You'd be very happy if you found a person from a certain country sharing the Hetalia character's human name! (I know I would!)

• Some pairings are, in your opinion, very disturbing

• Sometimes, history makes your head spin when relating everything that happens to the Hetalia characters. (I mean England and Prussia on the same side? With France, Austria and Sweden on the opposite? That made MY head spin!)

• Either you are insulted or just plain happy how Hidekaz has made your country appear in the manga/anime, or something in between

• You have some non-anime-watching friends that you have told about Hetalia

• And those friends understand your random outbursts with a sigh and "Hetalia, right?" (or am I the only one …?)

• You try to find actors that resembles of the Hetalia characters

• And then you want them to make a Hetalia live-action movie.

• You've also seen some clips of the two upper points on YouTube (or want to see if there are.)

• You no longer think of yourself as "American" but as "Alfredian!"

• When hearing different songs, you try to figure out if it would make a good Hetalia AMV

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Accidental Neko by DarkPhoenix168 reviews
After an accident in Komui's office, Allen undergoes a strange transformation, which allows him to see another side of the usually stoic samurai. RATED M FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS. Possible Lemon.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu] - Complete
Bésame Mucho by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Quartering Acts by Ahr0 reviews
It's mid-August of 1774, the Quartering Acts have been re-established and one colonial blacksmith is forced to take in a British soldier. How will these two destined enemies live together under one roof? What of the war soon to come? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,738 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Libelle Hall by George deValier reviews
Modern AU. When Roderich Edelstein – student, musician, and reluctant activist – attempts to save a local music hall from destruction, he is not prepared for the conflicting emotions evoked in him by arrogant demolition worker Gilbert Beilschmidt. Gift fic for Kay the Beta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Prussia, Austria
Pirate Ages by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
Captain Arthur Kirkland wishes only to reach the New World and to see his America again. But a strange man appears through the use of magic who not only causes Arthur's typical life to change, but to change his view of the future in the process. UKUSUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,155 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Magical Diary: A Sleeping Beauty Story by Esmeh reviews
A romantic parody of Sleeping Beauty taking place in the Magical Diary universe! (Lina Grabiner x Hieronymous Grabiner)
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Professor H. Grabiner - Complete
Spirits by briaranise reviews
Alfred Jones is a typical high school jock. He just wants to fit in and be popular. But his priorities begin to change when he befriends Arthur Kirkland, a lonely boy whose life has always been plagued by spirits. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Obsession by PrinceofElsinore reviews
AU. Ludwig is happy to be at the same university as his older brother. But with new experiences his perceptions of himself-and his brother-change unexpectedly. Just when they seem closer than ever, so much threatens to tear them apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,167 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Breaking the Mold by RussoGermany reviews
High School AU: Arthur was a high school senior. He hated the jocks and everything they did, especially Alfred Jones. However, after one fateful event on the roof of the school, when hate turns to something else, does Arthur have the courage to follow through? Rated M for language and for later. Cover art from usuklove's tumblr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Counting Bodies Like Sheep by sachi-sama reviews
Death is British, life is American, and somehow, love is both. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,306 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Magical Diary: An Untold Tale by Esmeh reviews
Magical Diary: An Untold Tale picks up where the epic game of the same name left off. When the game concluded Gwen was finally learning to cope with being married to one of her professors - and not just any professor, the meanest, grumpiest one at Iris Academy - Hieronymous Grabiner. Their fateful story continues, in this exciting adventure/romance! (MC x Hieronymous Grabiner)
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,778 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Professor H. Grabiner
The Truth in the Subconscious by Mikauzoran reviews
When Aoko throws a surprise party on a heist night, Kaito tries his best to work the room and get out quick, but the weirdest things keep happening. Everybody is hitting on him, and he's starting to suspect he subconsciously has a thing for Shinichi.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,091 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Shikigami by Erendyce reviews
Though being an Exorcist, Allen can't bring himself to summon a shikigami to serve him, because of his deep hatred towards any kind of demons and spirits. Until he accidentally summons a powerful demon by the name of Kanda. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 163,459 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Secret Smile by HatefulRodeo reviews
Komui swept the soft dark hair away from a smooth porcelain brow; the Chief Officer just stared at one of the only people in this world that he loved with his whole heart. Leaning forward he pressed a gentle kiss to the silky skin on their forehead, trying to convey all Kumui's love into a simple press of his lips to their warm skin. Yaoi; Don't Like It! Don't Read It! Complete!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Kanda Yuu, Komui Lee - Complete
Starships by PixieDust291 reviews
Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,055 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3558 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Keep Smiling Through by George deValier reviews
'We'll Meet Again' mini-sequel. Keep smiling through, just like you always do; 'til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away! USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Anything, Mr Tsuzuki? by XFrenchieX reviews
Tsuzuki saves Hisoka from death but with consequences. Tsuzuki/Muraki
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/20/2009 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki - Complete
Arthur's Life on Hetalia by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
A series of short stories of Arthur's life now that he has moved to the planet system Hetalia with Alfred and his pack. Based after 'Tsuki no Waltz'. USUK, Prucan, and other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,691 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Don't Hate You by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Lovino and his brothers face the unknown while on a mission to Earth. The Italian angel comes up against more than he bargained for when a dark angel takes a liking to him and now he and Feliciano might be cast out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,707 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Tsuki no Waltz by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
Alfred and his friends were not normal, and now I was in on their secret. I didn't know whether I should be worried or not, especially since the words 'mates' and 'leaving' were becoming more common. USUKUS, PruCan, and other pairings. Alternate Universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,379 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dominance by Sp346 reviews
How does one night spent in the middle of nowhere impact their lives 8 years later. Be warned, lots of detailed lemon, but there is a storyline too.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Unexplored Depths by lebunnylub reviews
Set in a time of fresh discovery, two men from different worlds come together on the open seas. Growing tougher, growing softer, just wishing for that out stretched hand to save them. Even if they don't believe they need it. Human names. Reviews are love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,250 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Drunks And Marriage by Prustrian Informant reviews
"Don't worry meine prinzessin, I'm sure you'll find me to be the most awesome person you've ever married." There's a reason they said alcohol and smart people don't mix... PruAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
When I Only Wanted to Save the World by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,474 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Game of Poker by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 253,748 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 3,553 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Those Intangibles by Tinstars reviews
It's WWII and the boys have to share a tent. Uh-oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Something old, Something new by whereSilencebegins reviews
seriously AU. No matter how many years they had been separated, their bond of friendship hasn't been severed. Instead, it has the potential to bloom into something even stronger...some shota AllenxKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,305 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Days of the Mango Tree by LaMaldita reviews
Allen is sent on a reconnaissance mission to Brazil. Unfortunately for him, Tyki happens to be there too. Allen is kidnapped and held prisoner. A tale of colonial opulence, tropical downpours, old magic and unlikely love. TykixAllen. M for YAOI later on.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Three Years by Bookkbaby reviews
AlicexHatter. It has been three years since she had last seen him. --"Are you ready to come back with me now?"--
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Guardian Angel by Lilith D'Aubigne reviews
Takes place between chapters 59 and 60 of the manga. May contain spoilers. The first yaoi fic I've actually pushed myself to finish writing. BakxAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bak C., Allen Walker - Complete
Splitting Sky by sensitive touchdown reviews
AU: Dear diary, today I woke up next to a man, whom I had never seen before. :: KandaAllen & EveryoneAllen ::
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,687 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
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Dark Embrace reviews
Can two people who seemingly live in two different worlds find solace in each other? Will their dark secrets draw them together or tear them apart? Both seeking answers to their tortured hearts, but at the end of it all, is it regret or love they find? US/Vampire!UK M for a reason. YAOI later on. Blood, Violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,768 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - America, England/Britain
Chance meeting
How SweetDevil!Alfred and SweetDevil!Feliciano met. Drabble unbetaed
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - N. Italy, America
The Ribbon reviews
Alfred needs Arthur to come home from work urgently. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/15/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Punishment Game reviews
Just how far is America willing to go to end England's drinking problem? - US/UK, Human names used. This will either be a oneshot or an ongoing story. It will depend on you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - America, England/Britain
Current Events reviews
The world's problems can not be solved alone. Two countries take a big step towards a solution. US/UK Pairing. No smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Trapped in Time
This is a fanfic based on characters from the game Scheherazade. This is second story in the line. Please read Seeking Thy Shadow for the first segment. Main characters are Scheherazade and Zul al Zan.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,822 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012
Seeking Thy Shadow
Fanfic based on game Scheherazade. Main characters Scheherazade and Zul al Zan
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,395 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Complete
Gone but not forgotten reviews
This is a story based on two characters Mary Sue and Hieronymous Grabiner from the game Magical Diary. Magical Diary is property of Hanako Games and Spiky Caterpillar. This story is fictional and any relationship to real life people...would be really too cool! ** Discontinued Temporally**
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Professor H. Grabiner