Dougie Zerts
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Joined 07-23-03, id: 424197, Profile Updated: 04-23-21
Author has written 344 stories for Mary Tyler Moore Show, Get Smart, I Dream of Jeannie, Batman, Dick Van Dyke Show, That Girl, Bob Newhart Show, 1972, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Taxi, M*A*S*H, I Love Lucy, Fantasy Island, Laverne and Shirley, Bewitched, Addams Family, Misc. Movies, Gilligan's Island, Brady Bunch, James Bond, Incredible Hulk, StarTrek: Voyager, Green Acres, Married with Children, WKRP in Cincinnati, Waltons, Odd Couple, Welcome Back Kotter, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Bionic Woman, Perry Mason, Man From UNCLE, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, and Honeymooners.

I think fanfiction is a great idea. Imagine we can write our own plots for our favorite movies and TV shows!

Now, if only they could be filmed!:)

Most of my stories are "Flash Fiction"--1000 words, or less. Many are related; they can be read alone, or as "chapters."

Hope you enjoy my work. Please review!

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100 Golightly's by iloveromance reviews
100 very short vignettes that relate in some way to the characters and scenes of "Breakfast at Tiffany's". Most are romantic, focusing on Paul, Holly and Cat.
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/26 - Complete
Kisses In The Rain by iloveromance reviews
In the cab, Holly realizes that a new life with Paul and Cat is just what she needs. And Paul makes sure that their new lives begin in a very special way. Takes place immediately after the last scene of the movie.
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19 - Complete
Not A Child 9 More Than This by 1000th Ghost reviews
Based on the song, written in 2 minutes. Jeannie can love her Master more than any other woman can. JeanniexAnthony
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12 - Jeannie, Tony N. - Complete
That Was Quick by CaptainChaos reviews
Perry & Della almost get caught being naughty
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5 - Della S., Perry M., OC - Complete
Hurry Up by friendoftheJabberwock reviews
Tilly is staying up too late to work and Michael doesn't approve. Drabble.
Star Trek: Discovery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2 - [Michael B., S. Tilly] - Complete
So Much Better by friendoftheJabberwock reviews
It's cold aboard Deep Space 9. Drabble.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2 - [Jadzia D., Kira N.] - Complete
The Most Beloved of Travelers by friendoftheJabberwock
Tilly and Po won't be seeing each other for a while. In the mean time, they have some farewell gifts for one another. Triple drabble.
Star Trek: Discovery - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2 - S. Tilly - Complete
Here You Are by friendoftheJabberwock reviews
"I love you. I never thought I would say that again, but here you are." Quadruple drabble.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2 - [B. Crusher, D. Troi] N. Yar - Complete
Opportunities by friendoftheJabberwock reviews
Bard, Thranduil, and a small escapade. Drabble.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2 - [Bard, Elvenking Thranduil] - Complete
Muffins and Bagels by friendoftheJabberwock reviews
Donna is working too hard again. Josh has at least a temporary solution. Quadruple drabble.
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2 - Josh L., Donna M. - Complete
The Sport of Love by iloveromance reviews
When something unexpected comes to light, Daphne realizes that she's misjudged Bulldog.
Frasier - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25 - Bulldog, Daphne - Complete
The Faults In Ourselves by friendoftheJabberwock reviews
Data, the first android captain in Starfleet, encounters a rather unusual civilization.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/31/2020 - Data, G. LaForge, OC
TCOT Tantalizing Tattoo by SlvrVxn reviews
Della has a secret and Perry will do anything to find out what it is. Follows TCOT Desperate Daughter. I took a little bit of liberty with Della and I hope I don't offend anyone. But it is fiction. Many thanks to Karen (thekmb) for her help and beta skills.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2020
The L word by Minne-My reviews
Men beginning with an L
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2020 - Phryne F., Dot W. - Complete
Smart Sparring by The-Sleuth-Hound reviews
A how-they-first-met story for 99 and 86 when 99 is still a new recruit. Max attempts to teach 99 some self-defence with unsurprisingly little success. Inspired by the first season where (I thought anyway) Max seems to often treat 99 like his apprentice and thus try to teach her and just generally give her the benefit of his expertise.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Max S./Agent 86, Agent 99, The Chief
Drabble Challenges by alynwa reviews
I'm consolidating all my drabbles here.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 154 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2020 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Illya K., Napoleon S.
Captain Crusher? by jacquisup reviews
Captain and Commander are went on a mission and want Wesley to take control. Will he be good?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 8/10/2020 - Wesley C.
That Lean Hungry Look by writergirl3005 reviews
Ever since he had returned from the war, Jack has had a close to non-existent relationship with food. And as per everything in his life, this changed with the arrival of Miss Fisher. Fill for HC Bingo Challenge Wild Card (Feeding Someone).
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2020 - [Jack R., Phryne F.] - Complete
I wouldn't change a thing about you by Theloversthedreamersandme82 reviews
Dottie and Hugh fluff, Very short little scene A tumblr prompt from Firesign23 Set as Hugh returns from his 'fishing trip' in season 3 'Game, Set, Murder'
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Dot W., Hugh C. - Complete
These Foolish Things by ChrisR reviews
A sentimental song parody ... Would you believe a parody of a sentimental song?
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2020 - Complete
The Meaning of Family by Kristen3 reviews
Set after "Rhoda" 1.25, "Along Comes Mary." When Lou picks Mary up at the airport, he knows something is wrong. When Mary finally tells him what happened in New York, can he make her see that she has a family, no matter what? One-shot.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2020
(Not So) Elementary, Dear Data by friendoftheJabberwock reviews
Data had calculated in advance the precise intonations, gestures, and facial expressions to use based on his memories of Captain Picard's mannerisms. It would be perfect.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2020 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
Nice and Easy Does It by organanation reviews
Circa 1952, Della thinks about what is the basis for love. 40 years later, Perry thinks about the same thing.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2020 - [Perry M., Della S.] - Complete
FEATHERS by SlvrVxn reviews
ATC from the Fan Dancers Horse. Perry gets a little surprise. Just a bit of fluff.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2020 - Della S., Paul D., Perry M. - Complete
Teacher by Minne-My reviews
What if Dot had chosen the convent life?
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2020 - Dot W. - Complete
Rained Out in the Park by Fiddlegirl reviews
In this fun summer story, the "Dick Van Dyke Show" gang are celebrating Jerry's birthday in the park. But a thunderstorm might mess up their plans, resulting in hilarious situations. Enjoy!
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2020 - Complete
Raincheck by Valancy Stirling reviews
It's the 3rd anniversary of Perry's practice, and Della's getting all dolled up for the evening of celebration. But will a bit of rain ruin this special night? Lots of kissing enclosed.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2020
She was the Love of my Life by DancingQueensStories reviews
Jack finally admits his feelings to Rosie after she comes to his flat to comfort him.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2020 - Phryne F., Jack R., Rosie - Complete
Nobody's Gonna Hurt You Baby by Writergeek101 reviews
Ricky rescues Lucy from being sexual assaulted and promises his wife he'll protect her and Little Ricky from anyone who tries to hurt them.
I Love Lucy - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2020 - Complete
Painful Truths by iloveromance reviews
Niles' heart is shattered when Daphne comes to him for advice on love. Although he does his best to be honest with her, his heart has other ideas. (Episode: "Visions of Daphne")
Frasier - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2020 - Daphne, Niles - Complete
An Out Of This World Friendship by iloveromance reviews
Early one morning, Roger and Tony have a heart to heart talk (Episode: "My Poor Master, The Civilian")
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2020 - Tony N., Roger H. - Complete
Wedding Daze by iloveromance reviews
Niles and Daphne talk about their upcoming wedding (Episode: "Three Blind Dates")
Frasier - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2020 - Daphne, Niles - Complete
The Magic of Cats by iloveromance reviews
Frasier's charge, a cat named Mr. Bottomsley, has a magical effect on Niles and Daphne (Episode: "The Placeholder")
Frasier - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Daphne, Frasier, Niles - Complete
MASH Notes by hippiechick2112 reviews
This is Maxwell Q. Klinger reporting, head writer of the newly published MASH NOTES, a weekly camp newspaper. Feel free to subscribe and read and write for it, but it will cost you. Read more for pricing and news.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 133,374 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/26/2020 - Published: 3/20/2013
A Burning Desire by Rare-Pair-Queen reviews
Little snap shots of Lara Croft and Manfred Powell. The two just clicked with me and I couldn't find any stories on them. So, I decided to write some. :)
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 4/15/2020 - Lara Croft, Lady Croft
I'm Not Lion by iloveromance reviews
Jeannie becomes upset when Tony disapproves of her pet lion, Sim. (Episode: "The Americanization of Jeannie")
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2020 - Jeannie, Tony N. - Complete
Princess Mia's April Fool's Joke by xenon3000 reviews
Even some members of royal families can be practical jokers...
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2020 - Clarisse R., Mia T. - Complete
The Unforgotten Past by iloveromance reviews
Daphne makes a mistake by bringing up Niles' former wives during a discussion. (Episode: "And Frasier Makes Three")
Frasier - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2020 - Daphne, Niles - Complete
Soap, Water, Bubbles and Love by iloveromance reviews
Niles and Daphne share a romantic evening in the tub. (Episode: "The Love You Fake")
Frasier - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2020 - Daphne, Niles - Complete
Insanity by Uncle Charlie reviews
"Are you insane?" "Do you really want me to answer that?"
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2020 - Complete
St Valentine's Day by organanation reviews
Short and sweet. Perry and Della's Valentine's Day plans get derailed.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2020 - [Perry M., Della S.] - Complete
Tell Laura by abreathofspring reviews
I heard "Tell Laura I Love Her" by Ray Peterson on the radio recently (while I'm also in the middle of a "The Dick Van Dyke Show" marathon) and felt compelled to write this. I've never written for an old sixties sitcom lol, but I guess there's a first time for everything.
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2020 - Robert P., Laura P. - Complete
The Bow Tie Incident by JACL1993 reviews
Perry reveals his jealous side.
Perry Mason - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2020 - Complete
Darling, It's Cold Up There by organanation reviews
Perry and Della spend Christmas Eve in the cabin. Ft background Paul/Gertie and Paul Jr.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2019 - [Perry M., Della S.] - Complete
Oscar and Slimy watch Scared Straight by xenon3000 reviews
I wonder what Slimy will think of this show...
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2019 - Oscar G. - Complete
Holding On by iloveromance reviews
Margaret tries to deny her feelings for Hawkeye when they hide from the chose around them while at the 8063. Episode: Comrades in Arms-Parts 1&2
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2019 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H. - Complete
Falling Over by iloveromance reviews
Margaret tries to ignore the fact that she needs Hawkeye's friendship more than she realizes. My version of a short scene between Margaret and Hawkeye. (Episode: "Images")
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2019 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H. - Complete
The Gallant Farce by iloveromance reviews
Arnold is heartbroken when he finds out that his reason for proposing to Rosalie was all a big joke. (Episode: "Who Dunnitt?")
Welcome Back Kotter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2019 - Complete
Billboard Blues by iloveromance reviews
Wally worries about his little brother when Beaver appears depressed after falling into a billboard soup bowl on a dare. (Episode: "In the Soup")
Leave It To Beaver - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2019 - Wally C., Beaver C. - Complete
The Only One Who Loved Me by iloveromance reviews
Mary Johnson is forever grateful to the Sweathogs when they save her from jumping off of a building. But it's Arnold who makes her realize that love makes all things possible. (Episode: "Once Upon a Ledge")
Welcome Back Kotter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2019 - Published: 8/6/2019 - Complete
The Day of the Suffocating Gloom by Valancy Stirling reviews
A suffocating gloom settles over the city of Los Angeles, and doesn't forget to make its presence be felt in the 904. Lots of soft Perry x Della fluff. Enjoy!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2019 - Complete
Mornings and Evenings by organanation reviews
Perry contemplates mornings spent with Della. Della contemplates evenings spent with Perry. Just some shippy, fluffy nonsense.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2019 - [Della S., Perry M.] - Complete
Pie battle by Lover496 reviews
It was his own fault for sending her on the nonsential quest of picking up the eldest one's birthday present. Takes place at S3E4 "A Fine family feud". Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. They all belong to "The Nanny".
Nanny - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Fran F., Maxwell S., CC B., Niles - Complete
The Only One For Me by iloveromance reviews
Samantha is hurt that Darrin doesn't believe her reasons for turning his client into a dog after he makes a pass at her at their dinner party. (Episode: "It Shouldn't Happen To A Dog")
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2019 - Complete
Mork gets Mindy itis variation by Nimno reviews
Just a short change/extension to a scence from season three. Have never written before. Art and design is more my thing so writing is not a talent i have. But this was in my head, and now it's not. Like art some things you just have to get out.
Mork & Mindy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Mork, Mindy M.
Not Even the Rain by Seldarius reviews
A storm keeps Jack from returning home. Or does it? Absolute fluff.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2019 - Complete
Jealousy by nathanfangirl reviews
One shot. Rollin is in love with Cinnamon but worries that Jim is competition.
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Complete
A Recipe for Love by Kristen3 reviews
Set in "How We Met on the Night that We Danced." After Rob breaks Laura's toes during the dance number, she wants nothing to do with him. But can one kind gesture get Rob another chance with her? One-shot.
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2018 - [Robert P., Laura P.] - Complete
Italian Affair by iloveromance reviews
My imagining of what happened to Joe and Anya after they said goodbye in Rome.
Roman Holiday - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2018 - Complete
Letters by Annarita reviews
With a small smile, he decided to scrap the plans for the article and write a letter to Ann instead – hopefully it would clear his head and calm his nerves.
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2018 - Ann, Don - Complete
Boll Over by Random Guise reviews
Oliver and Lisa Douglas have their cotton crop infested with boll weevils. What will they do? I don't own these characters, but I have driven a tractor before.
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Complete
A stitch in time by Minne-My reviews
Dot has a lot to do, a trousseau doesn't sew itself. Romance, practicality and common sense is woven into each piece of it
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Dot W. - Complete
Remembering Old Friends by Kristen3 reviews
Rob, still reeling from Laura's passing, now must cope with the death of Sally Rogers. But maybe they both aren't as far away as they seem. One-shot, written as a tribute to Rose Marie and Mary Tyler Moore.
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Robert P. - Complete
Barefoot Traditions by Entire Oranges reviews
For the sake of her toes Rose hopes the Doctor is just joking.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2017 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Minne-My reviews
A drabble when Miss Fisher finds a pleasant surprise in her living room past midnight
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Phryne F., Jack R., Mr. Butler - Complete
Just a gentleman by Minne-My reviews
Jack wakes up in an unfamiliar bedroom
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Phryne F., Jack R. - Complete
Snow White And The Magic Mirror by xenon3000 reviews
Snow White asks the Magic Mirror questions it has never answered before. Feel free to review and continue their conversation.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Complete
Sheldon writes to EA Games by xenon3000 reviews
Sheldon has ideas for the next SimCity that he wants to share with Electronic Arts.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2017 - Complete
You're The Greatest by autismmom31910 reviews
After another fight, Alice doesn't react quite the way Ralph expects. This causes Ralph to think about how he really treats his wife. Also, Alice reveals her true feelings.
Honeymooners - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Complete
Made With Love by iloveromance reviews
Samantha's hurt over Darrin's assumption that she used witchcraft affects her more than she realizes and she fears that Tabitha will never feel the same way about her again.
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Complete
Three Times in a Lifetime by iloveromance reviews
After realizing what her life would be like if she and Darrin had never met, Sam makes a confession to Darrin that brings her pure happiness. (Episode: "If They'd Never Met")
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Complete
Samantha's Quandry by iloveromance reviews
Samantha is overcome with guilt after she feels like she's neglected both Tabitha and Adam. (Episode: "Tabitha's Very Own Samantha").
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Complete
Get rid of Cable - I Dream of Jeannie edition by AGP1990 reviews
For some reason I came up with this from a comment I posted on a Get Rid of cable compilation video. Also, I am not a fan of the girl in the bottle who played spin the astronaut, but I decided to do it anyway.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Jeannie, Tony N. - Complete
Groundhog Day Is Malarkey by xenon3000 reviews
Sheldon and Amy start a new web video series called "Malarkey.". This is their first episode. Their topic: Groundhog Day.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2017 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Malon in the Dunk Tank by Sunflower-Sama reviews
Malon finds herself in the Dunking Booth, during the feast of the "Three Golden Goddess". A short semi wet look inspired story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Complete
Here's To You, Mary by Technoguy reviews
This 2468 piece happens to be what Lou Grant would let himself say at the funeral of Mary Richards.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2017
Sunshine by redrose24 reviews
The newlyweds are enjoying a quiet afternoon at home and decide to take advantage of the privacy.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2016
Batsy's Girl by COOL CREEPER reviews
Joker, Beats and abuses Harley right? So if thought what if tha dark knight, became Harley's knight. Rated T for a bit of Violence. DISCLAIMER: I don't own any batman characters.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker
Peace by The madness in me reviews
There was conflict at first. So much conflict.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Complete
A Phone Call to My Best Friend by Kristen3 reviews
Set after "Hail the Conquering Gordy." When her pep-talk to Ted makes her unexpectedly unhappy, Mary makes a long-distance call to New York. One-shot.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Complete
After LA by Kristen3 reviews
Set after "Ted's Temptation." Georgette suspects that her husband is hiding something, so she asks Mary what happened on the businss trip to California. When Mary reveals the truth, can Georgette find a way to get Ted back to his usual self?
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Complete
Broken Trust by Kristen3 reviews
Alternate ending to "Mary Richards Falls in Love." After discovering Joe with another woman, she leaves him. But when he asks for one more chance, can she find a way to forgive him? One-shot.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Complete
115 Things You Can't Do While Serving Aboard the Enterprise by mynamemattersnot reviews
There are rather special rules on the Enterprise that must never be broken or a demon from a parallel universe will come to eat you. These are a few of the rules.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Complete
Spot's Chair by mynamemattersnot reviews
Spot finds a new place to sit, but it's on Picard's lap.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Data, J. Picard - Complete
Al's Letter To The President by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever reviews
Our favorite shoe salesman is feeling dissatisfied with how the country is running these days, so he decides to express his honest, yet brutal opinions to the leader of the United States of America! Note: Opinions are only Al's, not mine.
Married with Children - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Al B. - Complete
Didn't Know How Much You Meant to Me by fstigtmsb reviews
A poem of what Tony may have thought when Jeannie left in season 5
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Complete
The Perils of Walking Barefoot by sapphicphoenix reviews
Just something I churned out when I was bored ;) My first real drabble (ONLY 100 words?)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2014 - S. Wildman - Complete
Taking Della Home by Melchy reviews
Its been a long week with too much work and not enough sleep.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Perry M., Della S., Paul D. - Complete
Adrian Mole Writes by Candle Light by Old Toad reviews
Adrian Mole writes his secret diary during a power cut. Written as a tribute to Sue Townsend, a fine comic author whose death had just been announced.
Adrian Mole series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Adrian M., Father, Mother, Mr Lucas - Complete
The Bathing Suit by kehwie reviews
Tag to the episode "Off to Florida." A very belated birthday gift for GeneaLady. (At least I'm still in the right month-barely!)
I Love Lucy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Complete
Lisa Actually Has a Calf by LisaDouglas reviews
What if Lisa had been lying when she said she wasn't pregnant at the end of Lisa Has a Calf? Part I in a series. Chapter 16 Now up!: What happens to the Douglas household when Lisa and Oliver switch places, he becomes the cook and she becomes the farmer! Eb in Charge, that's what!
Green Acres - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,283 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011
Laverne and Shirley (one-shots) by BronwynW reviews
Here are various one shots of Laverne and Shirley starting with 'Shirley's Morning Grooming'...keep reading, more will be added soon.
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012
His Kiss by Anybodys reviews
Normally, Jeannie was the one that kissed Tony, and Tony never was the one that kissed Jeannie. But there's a first time for everything.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Tony N., Jeannie - Complete
Mud Wrestling by azurezury reviews
Tahno and Korra have a little fun in the mud…
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
Milk And Pepsi by autumnrose2010 reviews
Laverne's ode to her favorite drink.
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
Distancing by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. Everyone thought it was just because of the censors...
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Robert P., Laura P. - Complete
Wedding Album by E. Wallace reviews
Of course Perry and Della were married... in their own way.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Perry M., Della S. - Complete
Happiness Lost by iloveromance reviews
Holly is devastated when she receives tragic news about her brother Fred. But comfort is only one floor away.
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Complete
The Wine Series: Chardonnay by Lola-2011 reviews
Mary, Rhoda, and Phyllis discuss the men in their lives.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
Dirty Jobs With Trisha Elric by Unoriginality reviews
Trisha hated the mud.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Trisha E. - Complete
Barefoot, in the Rain by Merl Laurence reviews
A short fluff piece on Steve/Kono.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Steve M., Kono K. - Complete
Trapped by popspecs reviews
Rhonda is trapped. This is creepy and bizarre.
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
A Roll In The Mud by GorgeousSmile reviews
Maureen and Joanne have some fun in the mud. MoJo fluff, oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
Down with Love by DataKenobi05 reviews
A woman named Rebecca moves in next to Tony and Jeannie. As weeks go by Jeannie evaluates her and her masters relationship. *prologue is up*
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2003
In the Rain by zeldazonk reviews
What if Paul and Holly wouldn't have reconciled the way they did?
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/24/2002
Laverne and The L by michelle alexis reviews
Where exactly did Laverne's L come from? (part of a running script series)
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/1999
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Something Holly Has Never Done Before reviews
Paul treats Holly to what he thinks is something she's never done before!
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/2 - Complete
Clumsy! reviews
This is a 100-word drabble. 99 reflects on Max's clumsiness!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/29 - Complete
Massage reviews
Another 100-word story. A massage gives Holly time to reflect on her relationship with Paul.
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/28 - Complete
Prostitute reviews
This was inspired by iloveromance's 100 word, 100 story idea. I hope none of you are turned off by it's subject matter!
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/28 - Complete
Fantasy in Mud! reviews
Phillip Ranford just wants to mud wrestle. But as often happened on the show, his fantasy doesn't quite go according to plan! Still, things turn out for the best. This is one of my longest stories here!
Fantasy Island - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/25 - Complete
Deanna's Power Loss reviews
Deanna loses her powers temperarily. William offers unusual advise for her.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/12 - Complete
The Case of the Looped Lawyer! reviews
Perry gets drunk and Della has to sober him up!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11
Perry's Confession reviews
Confession is good for Perry's soul-and Della's, too! This ends the series started with "The Case of the Sexy Client" and "Lunch with the Sexy Client."
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4 - Complete
Lunch with the Sexy Client reviews
This is a sequel to my "The Case of the Sexy Client." Perry has lunch with Miss Robbins-and gets more than he bargained for!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31 - Complete
The Case of the Sexy Client reviews
A sexy girl comes into Perry's office! I may write a sequel to this, soon. It makes reference to another of my stories, which I make mention of.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28 - Complete
Back to the Plains reviews
This is a sequel to my earlier "The Andorran Plains." William and Deanna go back to the mud pit and bring along a few other crew members.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21 - Complete
Alice's Accident reviews
This starts out disturbing, but ends up sweet.
Honeymooners - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/18 - Complete
Morticia's Special Massage reviews
Morticia gives a very special massage to Gomez
Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/12 - Complete
Deanna Dilemma reviews
Deanna Troi has a moral dilemma. She handles it in a very unusual way!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28 - Complete
Shulky Wine reviews
She-Hulk gets involved in the production of a wine-in a very special way!
Incredible Hulk - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/22 - Complete
The First Time reviews
There's a first time for everything! This replaces my earliar "Sexy in Soap Suds." It depicts Della nude; hope this doesn't upset any of you! Rated Kplus for sexiness.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20 - Complete
Take a Letter, Miss Street reviews
Perry and Della mix a little pleasure with their business! Or is it the other way round?:)
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14 - Complete
That Girl in the Mud! reviews
Ann gets in the mud!
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/27
What Must I Do? reviews
Lucy appears on a local game show-and gets very messy!
I Love Lucy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24 - Complete
Major Barbara Stewart reviews
Major Healey meets, and falls in love with, a girl-only to get a surprise!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23 - Complete
W and the Crew Member
Can a member of the Q Contiuum find love with a human member of the Enterprise crew? Maybe!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20
Morticia the Artist reviews
Morticia takes up painting!
Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19 - Complete
Dear Perry reviews
A random letter sent to him-and the response.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/18 - Complete
Late Night at the Office reviews
Robert stays late with Alan Brady's pretty co-star-and gets in trouble with Laura!
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/11 - Complete
That Grape Girl! reviews
A minor disaster causes Ann to get a new job!
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/7 - Complete
Soaked Sally! reviews
Thomas Edson convinces Sally to walk in the rain with him!
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/3 - Complete
The Drunk Doctor reviews
Dr. Bellows gets drunk and Tony and Jeannie have to sober him up!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/2 - Complete
The Case of the Hotel Room Surprise reviews
Perry gets a little surprise, when he walks into a hotel room!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2020 - Complete
Jeannie's Pie Fight reviews
Jeannie get into a pie fight! Reposted, I just realized I had it under I Love Lucy!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/30/2020 - Complete
The Things Miss Fisher Has Done reviews
Miss Fisher speaks at a special event-and does something a little shocking!
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2020 - Complete
The Case of the Shoe Shopper reviews
When is shopping for shoes more than just shopping for shoes? Read this and find out!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2020 - Complete
The Case of the Soaked Secretary! reviews
Della gets drenched! A light fluff piece.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2020 - Complete
The Girl on the Couch reviews
Perry sees Della asleep on the couch in his office. He has some fun with her!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2020 - Complete
Dunk Tank Deanna! reviews
Counselor Troi sits on a dunk tank! Who will dunk her into the water?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2020 - Complete
The Pre-Marital Wish reviews
There was a major continuity flaw on the show; this story attemps to close this flaw.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/17/2020 - Complete
The Dance reviews
Miss Fisher gives a party-and provides special entertainment for it!
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2020 - Complete
The Fountain Scene reviews
A movie scene.
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/9/2020 - Complete
The Case of the Man-to-Man Talk reviews
Paul has one with Perry!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2020 - Complete
Alices's Bare Feet reviews
Ralph sees Alice barefooted, and this causes an extreme reaction. This is my first Honeymooners story; hope you like it!
Honeymooners - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2020 - Complete
Data Dreams reviews
Data has a problem with a new sleep chip that's been installed in his brain. Deana helps him with it.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/29/2020 - Complete
The Special Agent reviews
Not really a story, this is more of a joke!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/27/2020 - Complete
The Stocking Salesman reviews
But the war always gets in the way!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/26/2020 - Complete
Lunch with Leonard reviews
This is related to my earliar story "The Date from Hell!" Mary goes on a lunch date with Leonard. But will he behave himself?
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/22/2020
John-Boy and the Poetess reviews
John-Boy meets a poetess beside a creek.
Waltons - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/20/2020 - Complete
Two Tonys reviews
Jeannie is confronted by two Tonys! How will she tell them apart?
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/14/2020 - Complete
Major Nelson Puts his Foot Down reviews
For once!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2020 - Complete
The Case of the First Kiss reviews
Every romantic couple has one, and Perry and Della are no exception!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/7/2020 - Complete
The Andorran Plain reviews
Counselor Troi shows First Mate Riker a natural attraction on Betazed. While there, they become friends with two Betazoid women.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2020 - W. Riker, D. Troi
Sally and the Kid reviews
A teenaged boy developes a crush on Sally! She lets him down easy.
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/24/2020 - Complete
Jeannie Flirts reviews
And almost gets poor Major Nelson into trouble-once again!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2020 - Complete
Starship Enterprise--a Usuer's Guide reviews
This is a repost. I've added a new section to it.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/18/2020
Ann's Office Visit reviews
Ann visits Don at his office. I see this as a short passage they could've done on the show.
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/15/2020 - Complete
Major Nelson's Drunken Wish reviews
Tony comes home drunk and asks Jeannie to grant him a rather odd wish!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Complete
Cinderella DiFazio reviews
Laverne gets to go to the ball!
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/11/2020 - Complete
Lisa and the Repairman reviews
Lisa has an encounter with a repairman!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2020 - Complete
Lisa's New Shoes reviews
Beware of shoes from Mr. Haney!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2020 - Complete
Elvira's Bath reviews
Elvira enjoys a special bath while hosting one of her bad movies! This is my first Elvira fan fiction; I hope I captured her very well!
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/4/2020 - Complete
Ann's Massage reviews
Don gives Ann a massage. A light fluff piece.
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/3/2020 - Ann, Don - Complete
Jeannie Gets Dunked--the Prequel reviews
The events before the actual story!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2020 - Complete
The Casting Pool reviews
Ann has to do something a little crazy to get a movie role!
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/30/2020 - Complete
Feet! reviews
This is related to the episode where Shirley becomes a big hit at a beatnik club in town.
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/28/2020 - Complete
After the Date from Hell reviews
This is a sequel to my earlier story "The Date from Hell!" Leonard visits Mary and apologizes for his bad behavior.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/27/2020
Under the Bed reviews
A simple break in doesn't go according to plan! Sorry I haven't posted any Get Smart stories in a while.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/26/2020 - Complete
Steam Heat reviews
This is related to the episode where the station has a talent show. Georgette does a sexy song, and Ted disapproves! (This story is actually set a year, or so, later.)
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/19/2020 - Complete
Pool Party reviews
Lisa and Oliver have one!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/18/2020 - Complete
Sam's Ad reviews
A client of Daren's demands that Sam appear in an ad for his product.
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/17/2020 - Complete
The Confession reviews
Major Nelson finally tells Dr. Bellows about Jeannie!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2020 - Complete
Training Session reviews
A light fluff piece.
Bionic Woman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2020 - Complete
Phryne Flirts reviews
Unashamably!
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2020 - Phryne F., Jack R., Hugh C. - Complete
Data's Proposal reviews
Data pops the question!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/7/2020 - Data - Complete
After the Party--Rewrite reviews
I've added an extra little section to this story, which I think inproves it. Hope all of you agree! I'll keep the original up for comparison's sake.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2020 - Complete
Lisa's Rain Walk reviews
Lisa walks in the rain, much to her husband's disbelief!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2020 - Complete
Data Seeks Advice reviews
Data gives Deanna a massage and asks her for advice on a romantic matter.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2020 - Data, D. Troi - Complete
The Green Dress reviews
Lisa comes up with a wacky way to get a green dress!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2020 - Complete
The Gypsy Curse reviews
Lisa has one, and takes strange measure to get rid of it!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2020 - Complete
Darrin Tries Magic reviews
With disasterous results! Kids, don't try this at home!
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/26/2020 - Complete
The Morning After reviews
A companion to my earlier "Della Undercover" story. Perry checks up on Della the morning after the night before!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2020 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
Della Undercover--Rewrite reviews
Many of you felt that the original ending to this wasn't so good. So I've decided to rewrite it. I'm keeping the original story up for comparison.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
Della Undercover reviews
Della does some undercover work for Perry.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2020 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
Jeannie in the Shower reviews
A sexy little fluff scene I came up with today. Rated Kplus for sexiness!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2020 - Complete
Data's Romantic Fling reviews
Data cheats on Qoy-or at least, he fears he does! The first and last sections are told experimentally, in all dialog.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2020 - Complete
Jeannie Gets Dunked! reviews
Jeannie sits on a dunk tank booth! Who will dunk her?
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2020 - Complete
How Tony was Saved reviews
This is an AU. It is my rewrite of the first episode of the show. Hope you like it!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2020 - Complete
Butter Mints reviews
When the cat's away, Della will play! A light fluff piece.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2020 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
She Hulk Shoes reviews
She Hulk goes to a shoe store to have a pair of boots made.
Incredible Hulk - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/2/2020 - Complete
Lenny and Squiggy's Apology reviews
This is related to the episode where Shirley conks her head and thinks she's a stripper. The boys actually apologize to her!
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/29/2020 - Complete
The Manilla Envelope reviews
Just what is in it? Della finds out!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Della S., Perry M.
After the Party reviews
This is a companion piece to "Della Gets Hypnotized." It's the end of Perry's party, and he tells her what she did, while under hynosis.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2020 - Della S., Perry M.
Lethargy reviews
A story about...nothing! Perry and Della are at the Miller Hotel, again. It's Saturday morning, and they are both pretty lethargic.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2020
Della Gets Hypnotized reviews
And causes a little scene!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2020 - Della S., Paul D., Perry M. - Complete
Jeannie's Wish reviews
Mid 20th century morality goes against Jeannie! Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2020 - Complete
Shirley's Beauty Lesson reviews
Shirley gives one to Laverne. I recently picked up a DVD boxed set of the complete series, so I may write more stories later.
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/12/2020 - Complete
Perry's New Carpetting reviews
A light fluff piece. Perry has new carpetting put into his office-and Della really likes it!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2020 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
Perry and Della's Mud Bath reviews
This is related to my earlier "Della's Bath" story. Perry and Della take a mud bath together. Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2020 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
Hypothetical Question reviews
Perry asks Della one!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
Della's Bath reviews
Perry and Della spend another weekend at the Miller Hotel. Perry watches Della take a very unusual bath! Gets a bit sexy, so rated accordingly.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2020 - Della S., Perry M. - Complete
Hot Lips Gets Dunked! reviews
Margaret sits on a dunk tank! Who will dunk her?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28/2020 - Complete
Summation in the Shower--Rewrite reviews
A repost of an earlier story. I've changed the ending to it; I feel that this improves it. Hope all of you agree! Gets sexy, so rated accordingly.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2020 - Complete
Dot's Surpsie reviews
A companion to my earlier "Miss Fisher's Spa Treatment." Dot shows Hugh her fingers and toes. He's shocked-but likes it!
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/21/2020 - Dot W., Hugh C. - Complete
Eb's Crush reviews
Eb developes a crush on Lisa. She lets him down gentley!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2020 - Complete
Husband of the Year reviews
If only they knew!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/17/2020 - Complete
Miss Fisher's Swim reviews
Ah, the things Phryne must do to get the information she needs!
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/13/2020 - Complete
Miss Fisher's Spa Treatment reviews
This is my first Miss Fisher story, although I plan to publish more of them. This is a light fluff piece. She takes Dot to a salon for her first time!
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2020 - Phryne F., Dot W. - Complete
Lisa's Bar Exam reviews
This is related to the episode where Oliver finds out that he's not licensed to practice law in his state, and must go to the state capital to take their bar exam. At the end of it, Lisa invites him into the bedroom to take her own exam! I thought I would expand on that. This depicts Lisa nude; hope none of you are offended by that! (Rated T for that, just in case.)
Green Acres - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2020
Perry is Contrite reviews
This scene takes place immediately after my story "Poolside." Perry feels bad about pushing Della into the pool-but she straightens him out!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2020 - Complete
Frank's Special Massage reviews
Margaret gives Frank a massage he won't soon forget! Gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/24/2020 - Complete
Dress-Down Friday reviews
Perry lays down the law!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2020 - Perry M. - Complete
After the Phone Call reviews
This is a companion piece to my earlier "Date Among Dates" story. It takes place right after Laura gets off the phone with Sally.
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12/2020 - Complete
After the Attack reviews
This is related to my earlier "Mrs. Kotter's Attack" story. She comes home and tells her husband about the incident.
Welcome Back Kotter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28/2020 - Complete
The Double Dancer Affair--Rewrite reviews
Published earliar, but I just added a new passage to it. A GIRL FROM UNCLE story. April has a double, and it's up to Mark, Mr. Waverly, and Randy to expose her.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Complete
Lisa Douglas--Matchbaker reviews
No, that's not a typo, it's a parody of Lisa's mishandling of the English languarge! This features Zaneba Colley, who I intruced in an earlier story. Lisa tries her hand at matchmaking.
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/14/2020 - Complete
The Mud Bath Affair reviews
A GIRL FROM UNCLE story. April and Mark take a mud bath together!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/1/2020 - Complete
The UNCLE Ink Affair reviews
A new GIRL FROM UNCLE story. April and Mark meet at a salon.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2020 - Complete
Grilled Cheese Sandwhich reviews
Della makes one for Perry. This may well be a first for Fan Fiction-a story with an actual recipe in it!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/23/2020
The Double Dancer Affair reviews
The is actually a GIRL FROM UNCLE story, but there's no special catagory for it! This is my first fan fiction for this show; hope you like it, and I plan to post more. There is a double of April; how will the guys find her out?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/20/2020
Lisa's Mud Bath reviews
Lisa bathes in mud!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16/2020 - Complete
Summation in the Shower reviews
Della chastises Perry-in a most unusual way! Get's a bit sexy, so rated accordingly.
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2020 - Complete
Perry's Experiment reviews
Perry and Paul ask Della to take part in a rather odd experiment. Della's a good sport about it!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/1/2020 - Complete
Business as Usual--on Christmas Day! reviews
Perry forces poor Della to come to the office-on Christmas! This is my Christmas story; sorry for posting it a little late! The first part is told experimentally entirely in diolog.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/31/2019
Della's Accident reviews
This is the last part of my Perry/Della weekend retreat tale, although I plan to write more about them soon! A bit of mild profanity. Thanks for all your glowing reviews!
Perry Mason - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/29/2019 - Complete
Della's Confession reviews
It is now Saturday night. Perry and Della are at a restaurant together. Della makes a surprising confession to Perry!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/28/2019 - Complete
Perry, Della and the Celebrity reviews
A continuation of my Perry/Della "lost weekend" tale. It's Saturday. Perry and Della go to Hollywood, sit by a fountain-and meet a celebrity! Thanks for all your positive comments on my other stories in this series.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/27/2019
Della Causes a Scene! reviews
A continuation of "At the Hotel." Perry and Della have a few drinks at the bar, and Della. . . well, read this and find out!
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/22/2019 - Complete
At the Hotel reviews
Thanks for your positive reviews for "Late Night!" This is a continuation of it. Perry and Della are at the hotel. But will work get in the way?
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/20/2019 - Complete
Late Night reviews
This is my first Perry Mason story-hope you like it! It deals more with his relationship with Della than a court case.
Perry Mason - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12/19/2019 - Complete
Smart Glass Walk reviews
Dr Steele, CONTROL's sexy scientist/chorus girl teaches Smart and 99 how to walk barefoot on glass!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2019
Daring Maxwell Smart
This was written via an online story generated, with some editing by me. Obviously, they can get pretty silly!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 12/15/2019 - Complete
Data's Bubble Bath reviews
Data attempts to be funny! This is my first Data/Qoyana story in a long while. Gets a bit sexy, so rated accordingly.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2019 - Complete
Lisa's Massage reviews
Oliver puts out his back, and Lisa gives him a special massage!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Complete
Tommy's Dream reviews
This is a continuation of the Sally Sorrell/Thomas Edson romance. Perhaps I'll eventually have them get married, how about that!
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2019 - Complete
April Fool! reviews
Tony plays an April Fool's Day joke on Jeannie that completely backfires!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/3/2019 - Complete
After the Cab Ride reviews
This takes place after the closing scene in the movie. Gets a bit sexy, so rated accordingly.
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Complete
Arnold in the Fountain! reviews
Arnold gets into the school fountain with his clothes on! Why? Read this and find out!
Welcome Back Kotter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/20/2019 - Complete
Mary Richards--Plumber reviews
Mary tried her hand at fixing a leaky shower! This is told from her POV.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/14/2019 - Complete
How They Met reviews
My take on that!
Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2019 - Complete
Cat's Discovery reviews
Catwoman digs up some dirt about Batman! A little profanity, so rated accordingly. The mud wrestling reference is related to a couple other stories I wrote about them.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Complete
The Genie's Curse--Rewrite reviews
A rewrite/repost of my earlier story. I've changed the second half of it. I think that improves it, and I hope that the rest of you agree.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Complete
Barefoot at Tiffany's reviews
Holly walks barefoot in Tiffany's!
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/20/2019 - Complete
Bernie's Burning Question reviews
This is dedicated to Valerie Harper-RIP. It's an AU from the show, as you will see.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/4/2019 - Complete
Paint Fight reviews
The girls have one!
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2019 - Complete
Schotz Wine reviews
Mr. Schotz decides to make wine. He gets the girls involved in it-in a very special way! By the way, Lucille Ball was actually quoted as saying that the grapes she stomped on for "The Italian Movie" episode of I Love Lucy felt like eyeballs on her feet! I thought I'd use that line!
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/1/2019 - Complete
Mrs Kotter on the Dunk Tank reviews
Mrs. Kotter sits on a dunk tank! Who will get her wet?
Welcome Back Kotter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Complete
Date Among Dates reviews
This is related to the episode where "cat" Sally Sorrell goes on a date with "canary" Thomas Edson. At first, everyone thinks it's a bust, but it turns out that he really likes her! This is a subsequent date of theirs.
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2019 - Complete
Bionic Drunk reviews
Jamie gets drunk! This is my first Bionic Woman fanfiction. I hope to post others, soon.
Bionic Woman - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/25/2019 - Complete
Holly in the Fountain reviews
I'm in love with Audrey Hepburn! This is a short scene I think they could've added to the movie.
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2019 - Complete
Lisa's New Washing Machine reviews
Mr. Haney sells Lisa a new, and very wacky-washing machine!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2019 - Complete
Mrs Kotter's Attack, Part 2 reviews
This is the "back story" behind my earlier story.
Welcome Back Kotter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2019 - Complete
Mrs Kotter's Attack reviews
Mrs Kotter gets harrassed by two hoods at the school.
Welcome Back Kotter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2019 - Complete
Lucy's Accident reviews
This starts out disturbing, but ends up sweet!
I Love Lucy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Complete
You're Fired! Part 2 reviews
A companion to my earlier story. Sorry I haven't contributed to Get Smart in a while.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Complete
Arnold's Crush reviews
Arnold developes a crush on Mrs Kotter. This is my first WELCOME BACK KOTTER story; hope you like it!
Welcome Back Kotter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2/2019 - Complete
Felix Learns to be Spontaneous reviews
This is my first Odd Couple fan fiction-hope you like it. Myrna-Oscar's secretary-teaches Felix how to be more spontaneous. This is dedicated to Tony Randall, Jack Klugman-and now Penny Marshall. RIP, all of you.
Odd Couple - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2019
The Genie's Curse reviews
Jeannie has a malady that affects her powers. Fortunately, Haji-King of the Genies-has a cure!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2019 - Complete
Press Conference
On Aug. 20, 1995, She Hulk held a press conference. Here is a list of the questions she answered.
Incredible Hulk - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2019
Laverne in the Rain reviews
Laverne's date convinces her to walk in the rain with him. This is dedicated to Penny Marshall-RIP.
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Complete
After Shopping reviews
It's nice to have an extra hand around the house!-literally!:)
Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2018 - Complete
Dunked Into Water! reviews
What does this have to do with the Mary Tyler More show? Read it and find out!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Complete
The Flooded Elevator reviews
This is based on the episode about a flooded phone box.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Complete
The Dunk Tank reviews
Remember the episode where the family rents a dunk tank, and Alice the maid ends up in it? This is an extra little scene they could've added to it.
Brady Bunch - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/16/2018 - Complete
At the Salon reviews
Jeannie and Mrs Bellows go to a salon for a little girl talk! This was written experimentally, entirely in the form of dialog.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Complete
Walk in the Rain reviews
This is my first Waltons fan fiction-hope you like it.
Waltons - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/14/2018
Green Acrers Alternative Theme Song reviews
I've changed things around, a little bit!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2018
Jeannie for Granted reviews
Roger has a frank talk with Tony about Jeannie. This is dedicated to Bill Daily-RIP.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Complete
Everybody Into the Pool! reviews
Once again, Jeannie's jealousy gets the better of her!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2018 - Complete
Chuckles' Stooge reviews
And it aint the Three Stooges! This involves Mary getting very bedraggled; hope none of you are offended by that!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/15/2018
Lisa's Rolls reviews
Lisa makes rolls for the first time-with surprising results!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Complete
Tony Takes Jeannie's Photo reviews
Genies can't be photographed, but Jeannie finds a way around this.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2018 - Complete
(in)Hail to the First Lady
This is my first WKRP IN CINCINNATI story. It's the early 80's. Nancy Reagan goes to the station to do some "Say No to Drugs" promos-and butts heads with Dr Johnny Fever! Note: I DO NOT INTEND THIS TO BE AN ENDORSEMENT OF WEED!
WKRP in Cincinnati - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Published: 5/6/2018
Murray's Dream reviews
I see this as one of those segments they did at the start of the show, before they introduced the main plot line.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Complete
Air Raid! reviews
Remember the episode where practical joker BJ fills Frank's bunker with water, and gets Major Freedman to shout "Air raid!"? I thought I'd write an extra scene that could've been added to it! Light profanity, and it gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2018
Shoe Shopping
This is my first Married with Children story; hope you like it!
Married with Children - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Complete
Barefoot Therapy
Dr Hartley introduces a new kind of therapy on his group therapy group. How well does it go?
Bob Newhart Show, 1972 - Rated: K - Dutch - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Published: 3/18/2018
James Bond Listens to the Radio
A broadcast especialy for him!
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Complete
Smart and the Princess reviews
Max and 99 provide security for a visiting princess. I managed to work in a couple of "Sorry about that"'s!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/11/2018 - Complete
The Field Whisperer reviews
This is my first Green Acres fan fiction story-hope you like it. I could see a young Cher in the role of Zaneba!
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Complete
Georgette's Disgust reviews
This takes place the evening after the final episode. A bit of profanity, so rated accordingly.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/7/2018
Runes reviews
This features eccentric agent/beatnick painter 58. This time, she gets 99 to help her with a painting.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Complete
Sam and the Frog reviews
This features Barney, a mischivous kid I introduced earlier.
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Complete
Rain Rhoda reviews
Sorry I haven't contributed here in a while. I've been busy on Fictionpress. This is a continuation of my Rhoda/Bernie romance. In this story, they walk barefoot in the rain!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Complete
Safecracking Class reviews
This features armless agent Ellen.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Complete
The Break In
This features armless agent Ellen, who I introduced in "The Armless Agent".
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Complete
The Armless Agent reviews
The Chief introduces Max and 99 to a new agent with very special powers!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2017
Catwoman's Strip Tease reviews
Catwoman strips off clothing items in public! Why? Merely as Batman bait! This is dedicated to Adam West-the one true Batman! RIP. It gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Complete
Disappearing Jeannie reviews
This starts out sad, but ends up sweet.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2017 - Complete
The End of an Era reviews
Cell phone technology comes to CONTROL!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Complete
You're Fired reviews
And it's about time!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Complete
58's Death(?) reviews
Or is it? This features eccentric agent/beatnick painted Agent 58, whom I'm written of before.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Complete
The Airport Incident
This is set in modern times.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Published: 5/21/2017 - Complete
Stain-Resistant Clothes reviews
Max and 99 try out a new wacky invention of CONTROL's design! This feature's Dr. Steele, CONTROL's sexy scientist/chorus girl.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/7/2017
Water-Resistant Shoes
The latest invention from CONTROL labs!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Complete
On the Beach reviews
Neelix teaches Seven how to relax. This is my first Voyager story; hope you like it!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Complete
Jeannie the Babysitter
Jeannie babysits a very naughty youg genie!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Complete
Doctor's Visit reviews
When is a doctor's visit more than just an ordinary doctor's visit?
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Complete
Jeannie Wine reviews
Jeannie makes a special wine for her master.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2017
The Grapes of Wrath reviews
Five pounds of grapes are a problem for the Smarts!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Complete
The Bag of Silence reviews
This is based on an Avengers episode. If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for CONTROL!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/26/2017
99's Bubble Bath reviews
After a long day, 99 takes a bubble bath-fully clothed! Read this to find out why! This gets a little sexy-but not porn-so rated accordingly.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/19/2017
Tub Bed reviews
Waking up the day after a drunken party, the girls find themselves in a wet bed!
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2017 - Complete
The Mud Monster and the Fan
She Hulk battles a monster, then becomes friends with a fan of hers. This is my first She Hulk story; hope you like it!
Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2017 - Complete
The Pickup reviews
This is a little more than just a man picking up a drunk girl at a bar!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Complete
Broken Air Conditioner reviews
The air conditioning system at NASA is broken. Jeannie has an idea on how to stay cool-which, once again, almost gets Tony in trouble!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2017
Art Smart reviews
Agent 58 gets Max to help her with a painting-in a very unusual way! This features a character I first introduced in "Max and the Beatnik Artist."
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Complete
Smart Vacation reviews
A "working vacation," more like it!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Complete
The Saddest News reviews
This is deadicated to Mary Tyler Moore. RIP
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2017
Special Visitor reviews
This has a punch line!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2017
The Special Ceremony reviews
This is my first James Bond story; hope you like it.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/20/2017 - Complete
First Date reviews
This is related to my earlier "The Girl in the Window" story. Rhoda tells Mary about her date with Bernie.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2017 - Complete
CONTROL Yoga Class reviews
This is related to my earlier "99 does Yoga" story. Max goes to 99's yoga class-and causes a scene!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Complete
99 does Yoga reviews
A light story. This is set during the Smart's marriage.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2016
99 Drugged reviews
A KAOS agent drugs poor 99 and forces her to reveal information. Can she survive the ordeal? This has some mild profanity, so rated accordingly. This is probably my most serious Get Smart story ever!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/24/2016
The Special Favor
This is related to my earlier story "Mid-Afternoon Massage." It features Alfred and Amanda Bellows. Get's a little sexy, so rated accordingly!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Published: 12/21/2016
Mid Afternoon Massage reviews
Jeannie invites herself out to dinner with Tony, massages his back, and gives romance advice to Dr Bellows!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Complete
The Muddy Backyard reviews
This is dedicated to Florence Henderson
Brady Bunch - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2016
Little Man Tony
Jeannie's twin sister turns Tony into a tiny man! Will Jeannie be able to bring him back?
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Complete
Wet Kiss reviews
A dunk tank causes a little spat between Smart and 99. But all ends well!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/13/2016
Smart Entryway (rewrite)
This is a rewrite of an earlier story of mine. I think I've given it a better ending.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Complete
Smoked Salmon reviews
Max seems to have turned double agent!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/4/2016
99 Investigates reviews
A mostly solo 99 adventure.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2016
Smart Rain Shower reviews
A walk in the rain with your clothes on can be very romantic!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Complete
99's Secret reviews
99 reveals her real name to Max-along with a secret!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2016
Dinner with Kneff reviews
This is a companion to my earlier "Escape the Apartment" story. The Smarts have dinner with the man who kidnapped them, and he explains why he did it.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2016 - Complete
Love Affair, Interrupted
How does a lonely geneie spend her time?
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Published: 11/6/2016
Absolutely Perfect Weather reviews
And Morticia wanted to take advantage of it!
Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Complete
99's Disablement reviews
This starts out sad, but then gets humorous!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/30/2016
Smart Shower reviews
Max has a guest-in the shower! Pretty sexy (but not porn), so rated accordingly. This is my first Get Smart fanfiction without 99!
Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2016
New Security Device reviews
A very short story with a punch line!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2016
Max and the Beatnik Painter reviews
Max becomes involved with a VERY eccentric artist!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Complete
Escape the Apartment reviews
An eccentric millionaire kidnaps the Smarts and force them to play a live action "Escape the Room" game! This is, so for, my longest story on here; hope you like it!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/4/2016
Dreams of Mary--Rewrite reviews
A rewrite of a recent story of mine. I've fleshed it out and lengthened it. Hope you like the results!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Complete
The Hotel Incident reviews
Max and 99 find a surprise in their bed-and it aint bedbugs! This is set early in their relationship.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Complete
The Girl at the Fountain--rewrite reviews
This is a rewrite of an earlier story. For this version, I've choses the first-person perspective. I feel this improves it, what do you all think?
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Complete
Dreams of Mary reviews
The guys all had dreams about Mary-at the same time!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Complete
Dear Murray reviews
This is based upon the episode where married Murray confesses his love for Mary.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2016
Judo Class reviews
This is set very early in 99's career as a CONTROL agent. I'm no judo expert, so I couldn't really explain any of the moves! Hope that doesn't deter from the story.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/4/2016
Smart Pie reviews
As far as I know, there has never been a pie fight on GET SMART-untill now!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Complete
Jeannie and the Feminist
A little bit of PC bashing!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Complete
Gilligan's Wine reviews
This is my first Gilligan's Island story; hope you like it. Basically, it's a rewrite of the I LOVE LUCY episode, where she stomps barefoot on grapes and gets into a grape cat-fight! Ginger and Maryanne do the honors, here!
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Complete
Walk on Water reviews
Once again, this features CONTROL's sexy scientist/show girl Dr. Steele.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Complete
The Plumbers reviews
This is basically a rewrite of the famous scene of Lucille Ball and Viviane Vance trying to fix a leak in a shower-and getting soaked, in the process!
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Complete
Jeannie Does Yoga
A very short story with a surprise ending!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Complete
Word Processor
New technology comes to the Alan Bradey Show!
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Published: 7/30/2016
Special Bulletin reviews
A VERY short story with a punch line!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2016
How I Met Robin reviews
As explained by Elaine Nardo.
Taxi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Complete
Japanese Restaurant Incident reviews
Once again, a wacky CONTROL device helps Max and 99!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Complete
Dr Hartley's Seduction
A sexy patient tries to seduce Bob!
Bob Newhart Show, 1972 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Published: 7/7/2016
99's New Shoes reviews
99 is issued a shoephone of her very own!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Complete
Dee and Will's Mud Bath
This is related to my earlier "Deanna and Beverly's Mud Bath." This time, Ryker joins Deana in the mud! This gets VERY sexy, so rated accordingly.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Complete
Smart in the Pond reviews
Max and 99 get their feet wet-to acquire some microfilm! A bit of mind profanity, so rated accordingly.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28/2016
Stoned Jeannie
Maj. Nelson comes home and finds that Jeannie isn't acting like herself!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2016
Mary and the Ring
Mary comes back from lunch dripping wet! How she got that way is a most interesting story!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Complete
Sally and Mel
Sally talks with Mel about Buddys constant teasing of him.
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Complete
Washing Machine Incedent reviews
This features the senile, but lovable Aunt Clara!
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/23/2016
Radar Takes Margret Home reviews
Radar helps a drunken Margret back to her tent, one evening.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Complete
Qoy's Memory Loss
Qoy loses her memory. Will Data be able to help her regain it? This makes reference to another story I wrote about them.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Complete
The Ring reviews
This links up two other stories here-"Frank's Hypocracy," and "Margret's Little Problem." It gets pretty sexy, so rated accordingly.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Margaret H.
99 x 2 reviews
99 has a double! How will she be unmasked?
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2016 - Complete
Statement to the Press
This is a SOYLENT GREEN fan fiction. Deny, deny, deny!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2016
The Dancer reviews
A dancer at a night club is passing information to KAOS? But how? Max and 99 find out!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Complete
Fire Extinquisher System reviews
Once again, Max messes up!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Complete
Advice Taken reviews
This is a sequal to my earlier Good Advice. Riker has his heart broken!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Complete
Electric Coffee reviews
AKA Stoned at CONTROL! This has cameos by Larabee and Dr. Steele.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Complete
Good Advice reviews
It's always nice to get some!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Complete
The Master's Massage reviews
Major Nelson takes care of Jeannie-for once!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Complete
The Seduction of Data! reviews
Data and Qoy's relationship goes to a new level. This is sexual, so rated accordingly.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Complete
This Play Makes a Splash! reviews
This article appeared in Newsday Magazine on May 3, 1971. (Not really!)
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Complete
An Interview with a Bat
This show was broadcast on WGOT on April 4, 1969.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Complete
99's Pep Talk reviews
Max is a little depressed, but 99 is able to make him feel better. This makes reference to a couple actual show episodes, as well as one of my own stories.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Complete
The Cruel Master--Rewrite reviews
This is a rewrite of my earlier story. I gave it a longer-and I feel better-ending. I'm keeping the original story up so you all can compare them.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2016
Morticia's Beauty Bath reviews
How does Morticia stay so beautiful? This gives the answer! This is my first Addams Family story; hope you like it!
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Complete
The Sunbather reviews
Radar comes across a sunbathing Margret! This gets a little sexy, and there's some light cursing, so rated accordingly.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2016
Max and 99 in the Fountain reviews
Literally!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Complete
Smart Seduction reviews
Max falls for a femme fatale-literally!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Complete
All on Account of Peaches
Peaches have an unfortunate side effect on genies! Fortunately, Tony has a soluation.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Complete
Major Nelson's New Swimming Pool
Once again, Jeannie gets Tony in trouble with his boss!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Complete
99's Massage reviews
This is set very early in Max/99's relationship.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/24/2016
The Final Wish
This is an alternative ending to one of the episodes-the one where Darrin goes on a business trip, and Endora secretly grants him the power to make three wishes come true. Conceived, written, and transfered to this site all in the same day! This gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.
Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2016
Catwoman and Harley Quinn's Mud Bath
The girls take a mud bath, but somebody intrudes on them! The language gets a bit salty, and things get a bit sexy, so I've rated it accordingly.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2016
Special Passenger reviews
A cabbie picks up an extre-special passenger. This is a crossover; try and guess who it is!
Taxi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Complete
The Cruel Master reviews
Tony finds himself being cruel to Jeannie.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Complete
Sam the Babysitter reviews
This is my first Bewitched fan fiction. Sam babysits a kid who happens to be a warlock!
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Complete
Computer Problem
I've often wondered: What type of money did the Federation use? This short, satirecal story talks about that!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Complete
Data's Dilemma
A continuation of my Data/Qoyana story. Data gives a massage to Deanna, and she gives him some romance advice.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Complete
The Date from Hell! reviews
Mary tells Rhoda all about it!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Complete
Deanna and Beverly's Mud Bath reviews
A mud bath is a good excuse for some girl talk!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Complete
Mary's Long Lunch
Mary comes back from lunch a little late-and a little tipsy!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
The Girl in the Window reviews
The beginging of a possible romance.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/26/2015
I Dream of Gene! reviews
This is an AU. What if Major Nelson was a woman-we'll call her Toni-and her genie was a man-call him Gene!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2015
In the Arboretum
A continuation of my Data/Qoy romance. They walk in the ship's arboretum-and get unexpectedly wet!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Published: 11/8/2015
Frank's Hypocricy reviews
He can have an affair, but Margret can't!
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/6/2015
The Twin Cities Centre
A short slapstick scene! And I noticed there wasn't a whole lot of slapstick on the show!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Complete
Customs Among the Q'Rillians reviews
What is odd to us is perfectly normal to other cultures-as Williams and Deanna will find out!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Complete
Do This Stunt reviews
The girls appear on a local game show. They win some money, but they also get soaked!
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2015
Nurse Smart reviews
He means well!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Complete
Deanna's Madness reviews
Deanna goes temporarily crazy!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Complete
Rain Jeannie reviews
Walking in the rain with your clothes on is romantic, isn't it? At least, it is to Jeannie!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Jeannie, Tony N. - Complete
Undercover Massge, Part 2 reviews
A continuation of my earlier story. 99 gets caught, so Max must save her. And things get pretty filthy!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Max S./Agent 86, Agent 99
Undercover Massage reviews
When is a massage more than a massage? When Max and 99 are on the case!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/28/2015
99's Confession reviews
A companion to my earlier 99's One Night Stand story. 99 confesses her work-related affair to Max. Will he forgive her?
Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Complete
The 1ST Annual NASA Beauty Contest reviews
Jeannie enters the contest. But will she resist the urge to use magic to win?
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Complete
99's One Night Stand reviews
Sometimes spies have to do some very repugnant things-and not just killing!
Get Smart - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2015
99's Escape reviews
This is a companion to my earlier "Dr. Steele's Heat Resistant Pills" story. Poor 99 is kidnapped, but manages to escape. By the way, Olney MD is a real city, in the DC metropoliton area.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2015
After the First Kiss reviews
Someone suggested I write a followup to my :First Kiss" story-so here it is! Max and 99 report to the Chief, and get a bit of alone time together.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2015
The Robin and the Cat
Robin tangles with Catwoman-and nearly drowns! This has some sexy dialogue, so I've rated it accordingly.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Complete
The Evil Anklets reviews
Be warey of Greeks-or, in this case, sisters-bearing gifts!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Dr. Bellows, Jeannie, Jeannie II, Tony N.
Mid Afternoon Bath reviews
Hawkeye and Margret take a bath together-with their clothes on!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H., Radar O.
Incident at the Cafeteria
A continuation of my Data/Qoy romance. An old boyfriend of hers causes a little scene.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 8/13/2015
Data Date
A continuation of my "Data the Masseur" story. Date goes on a date with Qoyana. Will he feel love?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Data - Complete
Data the Masseur, Part 4 reviews
A continuation of the story. This time, Data takes the next step in his relationship with Qoy!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Data - Complete
Data the Masseur, Part 3 reviews
A continuation of my earlier story. Data massages a crewmember's feet-and she gives him some romance advice!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Data
Mary and Rhoda's Car Wash reviews
Many of you will remember the two-second clip of Mary washing her car, that appeared during the closing credits. I thought I'd write a story about that. This gets into a Three Stooges-esque water fight!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2015
That Girl in the Fountain reviews
This story is based on an actual dream that I had. In it, Ann Marie and two other girls were wading barefoot in a fountain. The three of them wore short dresses.
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Ann - Complete
First Kiss reviews
Every romantic couple has one-and Smart and 99 are no exception!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
Smart Treasure Hunt reviews
Max and 99 retreave a document detrimental to KAOS. This features two very special crossover guests most of you will recognize immediately!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/28/2014
Cat's Therapy
As a part of her probation, Catwoman must see a psychologist! This makes a reference to another Batman/Catwoman story I have here.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Bruce W./Batman
Dr Steele's Heat Resistant Pills
Dr Steele, CONTROL's sexy scientist/chorus girl, invents a new drug, and gets Smart and 99 to try it out. Dr Steele is a character I feel should have been used more often.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2014
Wake Up, Little Shirley! reviews
Uh Oh-After a drunken party, Shirley and Carmine wake up to find themselves in bed together! My apologies to the Everly Brothers, although I did incorporate some of the song lyrics in this! A bit adult, so hence the rating.
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2014
That Boy reviews
An "alternative universe:" What if Ann worked for Newsday, and Don was the struggling actor! In this story, she gives him a little pep talk. Contains a little bit of mild profanity.
That Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2014
Smart Entranceway reviews
What happens to Smart after he falls down that "phone booth?" This satirical story tells you!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2014 - The Chief, Max S./Agent 86, Agent 99 - Complete
Get Yer Own Genie! reviews
Jeannie gives Tony a very special back massage.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Jeannie, Tony N., Roger H.
Muddy Mary! reviews
Mary covers a new service at a local spa-and gets to try it!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/22/2014
The Girl at the Fountain reviews
A guy sees, and gives aid, to, a mysterious girl at a fountain.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2014
Murray's Vacation reviews
Like my earlier Special Guest, this is more of a joke than a story!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
The Bra Commercial reviews
When I was a kid-in the late 60's-I saw a bra ad. It showed, I recall, actress Jane Russell jumping into a swimming pool with her clothes on! The point was to prove that the bra wouldn't show through no matter how wet the wearer got. This story is my tribute to that!
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Ann, Don
Fantasy Island Appliction Form reviews
What would it look like? Here's my idea!
Fantasy Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Complete
The Restaurant Incident reviews
Sometimes, a romantic encounter isn't all that it seems to be!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014
Grapes for the Wine reviews
For once, Ricky lets Lucy be a part of the show. Unfortunately, her vanity gets the better of her!
I Love Lucy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Complete
Data the Masseur Part 2 reviews
A sequal. Data tries out his talents on Dr. Crusher!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2014 - B. Crusher, Data, D. Troi
Lou Quits Drinking reviews
A new station manager lays down the law-no more drinking at work! Lou doesn't like this very much. . . .
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Complete
Margret's Little Problem reviews
Margret has an embarrassing little problem, and must turn to Hawkeye for help!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows! reviews
Murray wakes up to find himself in bed with. . . !
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Complete
Simka's Seduction reviews
Remember the 2-part episode where Latka has an affair and he and Simka's priest tell them they should make up for it by her having an affair? They decide to throw a party and whichever man arrives last is the one she'll choose. Alex was the last man. Well, what if things were different; what if Louie was the last man! (This is a rerelease. I made a couple of changes to it. )
Taxi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
Data the Masseur reviews
Data learns massage, and tries it out on Counselor Troi.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - D. Troi, Data, W. Riker
Dunk Tank Mary reviews
When Ted has an attitude problem, Mary takes over-and gets all wet!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Complete
Emily at the Airport reviews
Once again, her fear of flying gets the better of her!
Bob Newhart Show, 1972 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Complete
Special Guest reviews
Not really story, more of a joke!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013
Man-to-Man Talk reviews
Lou Marie and Don Hollinger have one!
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Don, Mr. Hollinger
Laura Does Yoga
A little slice of domestic bliss.
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Robert P., Laura P.
Sally Gets Hypnotized reviews
And gets herself in big trouble!
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Alan B., Sally R., Robert P., Mel C. - Complete
Who Is the Batman? reviews
An editorial that was published in the Gotham City Journal on Octobor 4, 1940.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Complete
Jeannie Drinks Champaign reviews
And causes a scene!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Jeannie, Tony N. - Complete
Batman and Catwoman's Mud Match! reviews
Batman and Catwoman engage in some mud 'rastling!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Tony and Jeannie's Food Fight! reviews
Tony goes on a date, and Jeannie gets jealous. This results in a food fight!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Tony N., Jeannie - Complete
A Matter of Microchip reviews
99 has a special mission-transport a microchip with damaging information on KAOS, and deliver it to the Chief.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Agent 99, Max S./Agent 86 - Complete
Ted's Breakdown reviews
When Ted gets some bad news from his wife, he has a nervous breakdown-and gets a little wet! Mary also has to get wet to save him!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete