Dougie Zerts
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Joined 07-23-03, id: 424197, Profile Updated: 03-04-14
Author has written 106 stories for Mary Tyler Moore Show, Get Smart, I Dream of Jeannie, Batman, Dick Van Dyke Show, That Girl, Bob Newhart Show, 1972, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Taxi, M*A*S*H, I Love Lucy, Fantasy Island, Laverne and Shirley, Bewitched, Addams Family, and Misc. Movies.

I think fanfiction is a great idea. Imagine we can write our own plots for our favorite movies and TV shows!

Now, if only they could be filmed!:)

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MASH Notes by hippiechick2112 reviews
This is Maxwell Q. Klinger reporting, head writer of the newly published MASH NOTES, a weekly camp newspaper. Feel free to subscribe and read and write for it, but it will cost you. Read more for pricing and news.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,847 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 3/20/2013
Batsy's Girl by COOL CREEPER reviews
Joker, Beats and abuses Harley right? So if thought what if tha dark knight, became Harley's knight. Rated T for a bit of Violence. DISCLAIMER: I don't own any batman characters.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker
Peace by The madness in me reviews
There was conflict at first. So much conflict.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Complete
After LA by Kristen3 reviews
Set after "Ted's Temptation." Georgette suspects that her husband is hiding something, so she asks Mary what happened on the businss trip to California. When Mary reveals the truth, can Georgette find a way to get Ted back to his usual self?
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Complete
115 Things You Can't Do While Serving Aboard the Enterprise by mynamemattersnot reviews
There are rather special rules on the Enterprise that must never be broken or a demon from a parallel universe will come to eat you. These are a few of the rules.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Complete
Spot's Chair by mynamemattersnot reviews
Spot finds a new place to sit, but it's on Picard's lap.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Data, J. Picard
Didn't Know How Much You Meant to Me by fstigtmsb reviews
A poem of what Tony may have thought when Jeannie left in season 5
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Complete
Adrian Mole Writes by Candle Light by Old Toad reviews
Adrian Mole writes his secret diary during a power cut. Written as a tribute to Sue Townsend, a fine comic author whose death had just been announced.
Adrian Mole series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Adrian M., Father, Mother, Mr Lucas - Complete
The Bathing Suit by kehwie reviews
Tag to the episode "Off to Florida." A very belated birthday gift for GeneaLady. (At least I'm still in the right month-barely!)
I Love Lucy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Complete
His Kiss by Anybodys reviews
Normally, Jeannie was the one that kissed Tony, and Tony never was the one that kissed Jeannie. But there's a first time for everything.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Tony N., Jeannie - Complete
Milk And Pepsi by autumnrose2010 reviews
Laverne's ode to her favorite drink.
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
Distancing by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. Everyone thought it was just because of the censors...
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Robert P., Laura P. - Complete
The Wine Series: Chardonnay by Lola-2011 reviews
Mary, Rhoda, and Phyllis discuss the men in their lives.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
Barefoot, in the Rain by Merl Laurence reviews
A short fluff piece on Steve/Kono.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Steve M., Kono K. - Complete
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The Special Wish
A drunk Maj. Nelson asked Jeannie for a very special wish. This is R-rated! I hope it doesn't offend some fans.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Published: 7/24 - Complete
Special Bulletin
A VERY short story with a punch line!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 7/17
How I Met Robin reviews
As explained by Elaine Nardo.
Taxi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17 - Complete
Japanese Restaurant Incident reviews
Once again, a wacky CONTROL device helps Max and 99!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/10 - Complete
Dr Hartley's Seduction
A sexy patient tries to seduce Bob!
Bob Newhart Show, 1972 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Published: 7/7
99's New Shoes reviews
99 is issued a shoephone of her very own!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4 - Complete
Dee and Will's Mud Bath
This is related to my earlier "Bev and Dee's Mud Bath." This time, Ryker joins Deana in the mud! This gets VERY sexy, so rated accordingly.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Published: 6/29 - Complete
Smart in the Pond reviews
Max and 99 get their feet wet-to acquire some microfilm! A bit of mind profanity, so rated accordingly.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28
Stoned Jeannie
Maj. Nelson comes home and finds that Jeannie isn't acting like herself!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Published: 5/21
Mary and the Ring
Mary comes back from lunch dripping wet! How she got that way is a most interesting story!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Published: 5/8 - Complete
Sally and Mel
Sally talks with Mel about Buddys constant teasing of him.
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Published: 5/4 - Complete
Washing Machine Incedent reviews
This features the senile, but lovable Aunt Clara!
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/23
Radar Takes Margret Home reviews
Radar helps a drunken Margret back to her tent, one evening.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22 - Complete
Qoy's Memory Loss
Qoy loses her memory. Will Data be able to help her regain it? This makes reference to another story I wrote about them.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Published: 4/17 - Complete
The Ring
This links up two other stories here-"Frank's Hypocracy," and "Margret's Little Problem." It gets pretty sexy, so rated accordingly.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Published: 4/15 - Margaret H.
99 x 2 reviews
99 has a double! How will she be unmasked?
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10 - Complete
Statement to the Press
This is a SOYLENT GREEN fan fiction. Deny, deny, deny!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 4/8
The Dancer reviews
A dancer at a night club is passing information to KAOS? But how? Max and 99 find out!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3 - Complete
Fire Extinquisher System reviews
Once again, Max messes up!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2 - Complete
Advice Taken reviews
This is a sequal to my earlier Good Advice. Riker has his heart broken!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2 - Complete
Electric Coffee reviews
AKA Stoned at CONTROL! This has cameos by Larabee and Dr. Steele.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/20 - Complete
Good Advice reviews
It's always nice to get some!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/20 - Complete
The Master's Massage reviews
Major Nelson takes care of Jeannie-for once!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/19 - Complete
The Seduction of Data! reviews
Data and Qoy's relationship goes to a new level. This is sexual, so rated accordingly.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
This Play Makes a Splsh!
This article appeared in Newsday Magazine on May 3, 1971.
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Published: 3/13 - Complete
An Interview with a Bat
This show was broadcast on WGOT on April 4, 1969.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13 - Complete
99's Pep Talk reviews
Max is a little depressed, but 99 is able to make him feel better. This makes reference to a could actual show episodes, as well as one of my own stories.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/12 - Complete
The Cruel Master--Rewrite reviews
This is a rewrite of my earlier story. I gave it a longer-and I feel better-ending. I'm keeping the original story up so you all can compare them.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12
Morticial's Beauty Bath
How does Morticia stay so beautiful? This gives the answer! This is my first Addams Family story; how you like it.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Published: 3/6 - Complete
The Sunbather
Radar comes across a sunbathing Margret! This gets a little sexy, and there's some light cursing, so rated accordingly.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Published: 2/28
Max and 99 in the Fountain reviews
Literally!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28 - Complete
Smart Seduction reviews
Max falls for a femme fatale-literally!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/21 - Complete
All on Account of Peaches
Peaches have an unfortunate side effect on genies! Fortunately, Tony has a soluation.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Published: 2/7 - Complete
Major Nelson's New Swimming Pool
Once again, Jeannie gets Tony in trouble with his boss!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24 - Complete
99's Massage reviews
This is set very early in Max/99's relationship.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/24
The Final Wish
This is an alternative ending to one of the episodes-the one where Darrin goes on a business trip, and Endora secretly grants him the power to make three wishes come true. Conceived, written, and transfered to this site all in the same day! This gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.
Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Published: 1/19
Catwoman and Harley Quinn's Mud Bath
The girls take a mud bath, but somebody intrudes on them! The language gets a bit salty, and things get a bit sexy, so I've rated it accordingly.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17
Special Passenger reviews
A cabbie picks up an extre-special passenger. This is a crossover; try and guess who it is!
Taxi - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9 - Complete
The Cruel Master reviews
Tony finds himself being cruel to Jeannie.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Complete
Sam the Babysitter reviews
This is my first Bewitched fan fiction. Sam babysits a kid who happens to be a warlock!
Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Complete
Computer Problem
I've often wondered: What type of money did the Federation use? This short, satirecal story talks about that!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Complete
Data's Dilemma
A continuation of my Data/Qoyana story. Data gives a massage to Deanna, and she gives him some romance advice.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Complete
The Date from Hell!
Mary tells Rhoda all about it!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Complete
Deanna and Beverly's Mud Bath reviews
A mud bath is a good excuse for some girl talk!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Complete
Mary's Long Lunch
Mary comes back from lunch a little late-and a little tipsy!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
The Girl in the Window
The beginging of a possible romance.
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Published: 11/26/2015
I Dream of Gene!
This is an AU. What if Major Nelson was a woman-we'll call her Toni-and her genie was a man-call him Gene!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2015
In the Arboretum
A continuation of my Data/Qoy romance. They walk in the ship's arboretum-and get unexpectedly wet!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Published: 11/8/2015
Frank's Hypocricy reviews
He can have an affair, but Margret can't!
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2015
The Twin Cities Centre
A short slapstick scene! And I noticed there wasn't a whole lot of slapstick on the show!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Complete
Customs Among the Q'Rillians reviews
What is odd to us is perfectly normal to other cultures-as Williams and Deanna will find out!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Complete
Do This Stunt
The girls appear on a local game show. They win some money, but they also get soaked!
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Published: 10/25/2015
Nurse Smart reviews
He means well!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Complete
Deanna's Madness reviews
Deanna goes temporarily crazy!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Complete
Rain Jeannie reviews
Walking in the rain with your clothes on is romantic, isn't it? At least, it is to Jeannie!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Jeannie, Tony N. - Complete
Undercover Massge, Part 2 reviews
A continuation of my earlier story. 99 gets caught, so Max must save her. And things get pretty filthy!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Max S./Agent 86, Agent 99
Undercover Massage reviews
When is a massage more than a massage? When Max and 99 are on the case!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/28/2015
99's Confession reviews
A companion to my earlier 99's One Night Stand story. 99 confesses her work-related affair to Max. Will he forgive her?
Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Complete
The 1ST Annual NASA Beauty Contest reviews
Jeannie enters the contest. But will she resist the urge to use magic to win?
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Complete
99's One Night Stand reviews
Sometimes spies have to do some very repugnant things-and not just killing!
Get Smart - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2015
99's Escape reviews
This is a companion to my earlier "Dr. Steele's Heat Resistant Pills" story. Poor 99 is kidnapped, but manages to escape. By the way, Olney MD is a real city, in the DC metropoliton area.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2015
After the First Kiss reviews
Someone suggested I wright a followup to my First Kiss story-so here it is! Max and 99 report to the Chief, and get a bit of alone time together.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2015
The Robin and the Cat
Robin tangles with Catwoman-and nearly drowns! This has some sexy dialogue, so I've rated it accordingly.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Complete
The Evil Anklets reviews
Be warey of Greeks-or, in this case, sisters-bearing gifts!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Dr. Bellows, Jeannie, Jeannie II, Tony N.
Mid Afternoon Bath reviews
Hawkeye and Margret take a bath together-with their clothes on!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H., Radar O.
Incident at the Cafeteria
A continuation of my Data/Qoy romance. An old boyfriend of hers causes a little scene.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 8/13/2015
Data Date
A continuation of my "Data the Masseur" story. Date goes on a date with Qoyana. Will he feel love?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Data - Complete
Data the Masseur, Part 4 reviews
A continuation of the story. This time, Data takes the next step in his relationship with Qoy!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Data - Complete
Data the Masseur, Part 3
A continuation of my earlier story. Data massages a crewmember's feet-and she gives him some romance advice!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Data
Mary and Rhoda's Car Wash reviews
Many of you will remember the two-second clip of Mary washing her car, that appeared during the closing credits. I thought I'd write a story about that!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/17/2015
That Girl in the Fountain reviews
This story is based on an actual dream that I had. In it, Ann Marie and two other girls were wading barefoot in a fountain. The three of them wore short dresses.
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Ann - Complete
First Kiss reviews
Every romantic couple has one-and Smart and 99 are no exception!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
Smart Treasure Hunt reviews
Max and 99 retreave a document detrimental to KAOS. This features two very special crossover guests most of you will recognize immediately!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/28/2014
Cat's Therapy
As a part of her probation, Catwoman must see a psychologist! This makes a reference to another Batman/Catwoman story I have here.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Bruce W./Batman
Dr Steele's Heat Resistant Pills
Dr Steele, CONTROL's sexy scientist/chorus girl, invents a new drug, and gets Smart and 99 to try it out. Dr Steele is a character I feel should have been used more often.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2014
Wake Up, Little Shirley! reviews
Uh Oh-After a drunken party, Shirley and Carmine wake up to find themselves in bed together! My apologies to the Everly Brothers, although I did incorporate some of the song lyrics in this! A bit adult, so hence the rating.
Laverne and Shirley - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/8/2014
Major Healey's Birthday Confession reviews
On his birthday, Roger reveals to Jeannie why he's a confirmed batchler.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Roger H., Jeannie - Complete
That Boy
An "alternative universe:" What if Ann worked for Newsday, and Don was the struggling actor! In this story, she gives him a little pep talk. Contains a little bit of mild profanity.
That Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Published: 8/24/2014
Smart Entranceway reviews
What happens to Smart after he falls down that "phone booth?" This satirical story tells you!
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2014 - The Chief, Max S./Agent 86, Agent 99 - Complete
Get Yer Own Genie! reviews
Jeannie gives Tony a very special back massage.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Jeannie, Tony N., Roger H.
Muddy Mary! reviews
Mary covers a new service at a local spa-and gets to try it!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/22/2014
The Girl at the Fountain reviews
A guy sees, and gives aid, to, a mysterious girl at a fountain.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2014
Murray's Vacation reviews
Like my earlier Special Guest, this is more of a joke than a story!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
The Bra Commercial
When I was a kid-in the late 60's-I saw a bra ad. It showed, I recall, actress Jane Russell jumping into a swimming pool with her clothes on! The point was to prove that the bra wouldn't show through no matter how wet the wearer got. This story is my tribute to that!
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Ann, Don
Fantasy Island Appliction Form
What would it look like? Here's my idea!
Fantasy Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Complete
The Restaurant Incident reviews
Sometimes, a romantic encounter isn't all that it seems to be!
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014
Grapes for the Wine reviews
For once, Ricky lets Lucy be a part of the show. Unfortunately, her vanity gets the better of her!
I Love Lucy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Complete
Data the Masseur Part 2 reviews
A sequal. Data tries out his talents on Dr. Crusher!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2014 - B. Crusher, Data, D. Troi
Lou Quits Drinking reviews
A new station manager lays down the law-no more drinking at work! Lou doesn't like this very much. . . .
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Complete
Margret's Little Problem reviews
Margret has an embarrassing little problem, and must turn to Hawkeye for help!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows!
Murray wakes up to find himself in bed with. . . !
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Complete
Simka's Seduction reviews
Remember the 2-part episode where Latka has an affair and he and Simka's priest tell them they should make up for it by her having an affair? They decide to throw a party and whichever man arrives last is the one she'll choose. Alex was the last man. Well, what if things were different; what if Louie was the last man! (This is a rerelease. I made a couple of changes to it. )
Taxi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
Data the Masseur reviews
Data learns massage, and tries it out on Counselor Troi.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - D. Troi, Data, W. Riker
Dunk Tank Mary reviews
When Ted has an attitude problem, Mary takes over-and gets all wet!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Complete
Emily at the Airport reviews
Once again, her fear of flying gets the better of her!
Bob Newhart Show, 1972 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Complete
Special Guest reviews
Not really story, more of a joke!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013
Man-to-Man Talk reviews
Lou Marie and Don Hollinger have one!
That Girl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Don, Mr. Hollinger
Laura Does Yoga
A little slice of domestic bliss.
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Robert P., Laura P.
Sally Gets Hypnotized
And gets herself in big trouble!
Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Alan B., Sally R., Robert P., Mel C. - Complete
Who Is the Batman? reviews
An editorial that was published in the Gotham City Journal on Octobor 4, 1940.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Complete
Jeannie Drinks Champaign reviews
And causes a scene!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Jeannie, Tony N. - Complete
Batman and Catwoman's Mud Match! reviews
Batman and Catwoman engage in some mud 'rastling!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Tony's Dream reviews
Tony tells Jeannie a crazy dream he had. She makes it come true, and once again, she gets him in trouble with his boss! (This has some mild "modern" profanity. Hope none of you mind!)
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Jeannie, Tony N., Dr. Bellows, Amanda B. - Complete
Tony and Jeannie's Food Fight! reviews
Tony goes on a date, and Jeannie gets jealous. This results in a food fight!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Tony N., Jeannie - Complete
A Matter of Microchip reviews
99 has a special mission-transport a microchip with damaging information on KAOS, and deliver it to the Chief.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Agent 99, Max S./Agent 86 - Complete
Ted's Breakdown reviews
When Ted gets some bad news from his wife, he has a nervous breakdown-and gets a little wet! Mary also has to get wet to save him!
Mary Tyler Moore Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete